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First?
Ф ДИСЯТКЕ И НИИБЕТ!
aint that the truth
@qwertyu:
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No. That’s an illusion.
cosmic…
WOW a legit first
and a legit WIN!
not a first
FAIL
It’s a sign of the apocalypse!!!
It’s like a Marx brothers made up of 3 Zeppos…
That sounds like the 3 Stooges with that line-up.
You’re a dumbass
Haha total advertising win.
As a new Illinois resident, I am very pleased that he was removed. If only there was a public stoning too. *longingly caresses rock collection*
What sort of collector wishes to throw away their collection for free, and in public? That’s just sick…
Some sacrifices are just worth it.
For everything else, there’s Mastercard.
Hahaha I don’t have anything funny to say but I appreciate your wit. =]
were you a native of Illinois before or after his stupid honorary street naming spree? what about before or after he decided to spend hundreds of thousands of dollars (close to 1 mil i think) on Blago signs to put above IPass tolls? and now it would cost roughly the same to get rid of them… trust me on this, Illinoisans had wanted to get rid of that imbecile well before you did
Nah, I was first
ON TOPIC FOR ONCE: haha awesome! good advertising angle..
It seems Rod Blagojevich is not content with politics: he is turning his beady eyes (and hair) towards advertising.
John Travolta could have played him in a movie 10 years ago.
Him and his beady hair…
If he one day has to hide from the police it´s simple, he just has to shave his head and nobody will ever recognize him.
I don’t think Travolta could make himself hide from anybody…
No shaving… it’s gotta be a piece.
No real person’s real hair looks like that.
Do you think Blago takes it off when he goes to sleep?
Yeah. and he sets it next to his photo album of drowning puppies on his satanic alter. That sicko.
Alter-ego?
internet explosion!
You misspelled ‘Porn’.
Yes sir, the leather suit. Yes, I hang to the right. How observant of you.
Hiya BFF
Best…umm…best not to scroll to the bottom of the page, okay?
Second Comment.
NO WHERE NEAR
6th
SECOND FAIL
You’re his girlfriend?
That second comment was sloppy.
So sloppy its glooping all over Failblog. Someone clean up that mess!
*tazes Second*
*woosh*
Damn! You guys run a slick operation.
Every now and again it all slides into place just right.
Yeah, I know. Sometimes everything just comes together so well. Everything just fits…no gaps nor stretching…just like some Spam sliding back into it’s can.
AAAAH!!! THE HORROR!!! THE HORROR!!!
*runs around in circles*
What’s got into BF? Spams not the most horrific of meats I’d have thought.
*looks innocently quizzical*
Sorry, the innuendo machine just scared the daylights out of me. It’s been beeping all ths time.
Maybe he found this page (clicky) from the Spam website. Who could forget such wonderous gems such as “My dad’s a Spam pirate” and “I wish Spam was my real daddy”.
That’s a quality find. “I love the way Spam tickles”??? I think I may join BF in the running around in circles.
Oh. My. God. What in the name of all that’s holy was that?
*curls up into ball, rocking to and fro in the corner*
I’m sooo sorry BFF *pats*. You know, in the 80’s we gorged ourselves on this stuff.
Yes, I remember loving spam fritters for dinner back in my primary school days. Yumyumyum. With cubic chips and beans. Excellent.
Spam…fritters?
*head explodes*
*reconstitutes the lad* It’s not that bad – really. Some days I would just eat it right from the can. I liked the little jelly bits too.
Yes, I believe you can get them in most chippies. Perhaps not down Sarth in London though, I remember they’re being a dearth of chippies down thar.
Errrrrrrrr, but being a vegetarian I’m strongly against this sort of thing.
It’s okay if you don’t swallow.
But that would give the impression I didn’t love it.
You gotta go with the spam facial to really sell the money shot…
I suddenly very thankful I’ve never tried Spam
…virgin…virrrr-gin…
I can’t help it that I prefer real meat
*starts to kick-slap back out*
The old real v fake debate.
Hey, I was barfing at “jelly bits” up there…blargh!
I’m with you on this one, McFail.
I’ve never been a fan of aspic. Reminds me of Bio II and agar…
John Agar?
Jeez, and you guys say my links and conversations are bad? *shudder*
“My links and converstions are bad” – like that?
*shows face* Sorry about that.
I like the new “Single Serving Pouches” of SPAM! You can carry them in a pocket and have lil’ Slab of SPAM at body temp anywhere!
Just Tear, Squeeze & Bite!
YUM! YUM! YUM!
I like Spam. It’s delicious. Of course, it’s also made of unidentified meat bits and has enough sodium to kill a horse, but then again I’ve never had the healthiest eating habits…
OK, fans, this a true story (I know you love my stories). Many eons ago I was a Boy Scout. We were camping and about dinner time a couple of the guys started screaming. Real loud!
We all went running to see what it was about. It really sounded like someone had gotten seriously hurt. Turns out they were eating Spam and one had read the ingredients list. Item # 6:
Chopped bull penis.
I kid you not.
Now they call it “beef by-products”.
Okay, I rarely do this, but
*pulls out the GIGANTIC TAZER*
**TAZE TAZE TAZE TAZE TAZE TAZE**
*kicks smoldering remains into the cage just in case*
You do know that won’t kill them. Lemme help u thar, *castrates remains with rusty weed cutters*. much better.
I never gave you that!
*grabs gigantic tazer*
And I never gave you permission to taze anyone so much!
Erm…it looks to me as if he was tazing himself…
I know I’m not exactly the most memorable person on this blog, but this is getting kind of old. Dragon, if you’re referring to me, I’m not male, nor have I ever been. I didn’t care to repeat the names of all the above trolls, either. Just wanted to vent a bit. I’ll now return to my previous stance of non-intervention.
*takes oath*
I will never use a virtual tazer again.
There, now everybody’s happy, right? Sheesh.
Woops! Sorry…I missed the “I’m a chick” memo!
*offers cookie*
COOKIE?!
Note to Self:
Commenter “kanndzuki” is a Non-Troll Female,
do not allow her to be tossed into FAIL BOG.
Non-Troll Female name spelling fail.
*tsk tsk*
Not if you burn it at the stake.
It’s always a FAIL to post .bmp images. Will you ever learn?
Did you guys go to the website on there? If it’s such a win, they’d better see better sales!
It’s being run by the same marketing agency that gave out all that free LSD.
.
The payment for down is zero…
This ad is only possible in the USA and maybe the UK. In Europe people believe in government way too much to find this funny.
Not in Belgium, we have fun of (non-existant) governments, and we managage just fine.
we have guy verhofstad’s funny face to laugh about, and Di Rupo….
not to mention Mr. Fail leterme…..actually, the entire Belgium government is a fail….maby we should post it here?
It seems that the only thing holding Belgium is its monarchy. One of the last in Europe, with the UK. They should be proud of that.
is it Mr bond…
You seem to be confusing me with one of the greatest fictional figures in history. I am merely a fan.
My nickname here is BFF, just letting you know.
Out of interest, does the second F stand for 4518?
It does indeed.
Sometimes it is shortened to BF.
If we called 4518, what would happen?
I believe it involves custon-made leather chairs and re-canning spam, but I couldn’t be sure.
You know, this is where they custom-made Mookie’s new avatar.
I hope Lou appreciates the effort she puts in.
I think he most appreciates the effort she puts out.
I appreciate that she puts out for Lou, otherwise he might be sexually attacking the scenery…
I meant effort – and Lou’s a very selective chap.
I crossed the line, sorry. But there’s so much libido there, that if Mookie didn’t exist someone would have to invent her…….said too much not leaving the room alive haven’t I?
Line? You’ve got nothing to worry about.
*never mentions Sp*m again*
There is a line to cross on failblog?
It starts with “First”, and ends with “Intentional, not a real fail”.
My chance to be a smartass: Norway, Sweden, Denmark, Spain and the Netherlands are also monarchies.
Somebody has Wikipedia one tab over…
… or lives in Europe.
*coughOurMarycough*
What might that mean? My guess: Nothing nice.
“Something about our Mary?”
*coughPrincessMarycough*
*coughPrincessNancycough* Where has he been anyway?
He was just ‘experimenting’…
Hello to my fellow-countrymen!
Nah, most people don’t believe in government here in Europe. BUT the ad won’t be possible anyway: Would be censored. Not directly, of course, but in a very subtle way.
Yes, if it’s not the USA or the UK, the only place left in the entire world is Europe. Hmm.
Actually, it could only happen in the USA, because the UK does not have a senate.
See that? I’m going to break that.
I’m going to break dance.
I thought you’d be a wallflower.
Harvey Wallbanger, as I live and breathe!
Mmmm Jakob Dylan. Doable.
i don’t get it…
it’s because the Governor cannot run a seat store without closing down in a few days, friendly competition is all.
That…is totally NOT what this is about…where did you even come up with that explanation?
From having a sense of humor I would guess.
…You see, this is what happens if you don’t read the papers.
It also happens when you dont feed the rapers.
We could feed ‘em the trolls. I mean, they’re probably good for at least THAT purpose in life.
I think it’s what happens when you [as a furniture store owner] don’t fear the reaper.
I think it’s what happens when you [as furniture] implement a policy reform on the ottoman.
…or if you live in europe. we don’t care too much about the whole senate or whatever thing around here. i had to google the guy’s name to understand the ad, and yes, it is funny
hahaha, neat.
Am I the only one that looks at that ad and thinks it’s a thinly disguised fetish shop?
Beats me, i thought it was a recipe for beef macaroni…
*beats me* Chilli prawn linguini…
Beat my guest
#clicky#
Wow. instant win. I love that the furniture store owner had a sense of humor, that’s always a plus. It has to spice up the otherwise monotonous and insipid job they have.
*concurs* I guess that explains why they got into the fetish gear. It was the line about ‘our finest selection of leathers’ that gave it away.
Imagine if it was rubber…
And they needed some product testing.
@doug FAIL
that is abolute brillance and a rare win
Just now, I was thinking fair twins, but that’s just me.
Glen and Glenda?
Left and right? hehe!
Doublemint bints?
Moistened Bint?
Are you spamming this fail with dirty comments?
are you seeing meat Substitutes in Pretty much All i say, Mikey?
No, this is the other reconstituted meat
Just add… water?
Vino, apparently
I thought that aided deconstitution?
So… Much… Win…
Leather creations. I wonder how creative they get.
Custom-crafted, no doubt for your pleasure.
Come to sit on the Guvna’s knee?
‘The Guvna’ sounds the kind of chair you’d keep in a velvet padded room and behind curtains. Do you need a blindfold to sit on it?
Sir…If you’d be ever so kind as to step into our exclusive sales room…I don’t think Sir will be disappointed……Behold!…The Guvna…
*the curtains drift aside as the slap-bass kicks in*
*slaps base* Yes, she does Sir. She does come with the chair.
Was that fourth base you slapped?
When he slapped, it tickled.
She and the chair came simultainously.
Now don’t cut right to the money shot…I was thinking about a nice three bears scenario…
not until the kick-slap backs in
Oh, wouldja look at that! Goldilocks isn’t really a blonde.
And she’s…umm…all grown up now.
smooth save, pedobear
Don’t ask about the porridge.
Thanks, I’ll just be holding the rug together over here, shall I?
Mine’s cold, Mikey. How about a warm up?
Do you think friction will get it warm enough or are we going to have to zap it?
…and over here…
Is where we can warm things up…but first we need a quick gender check…
.
Ahem…CWR?
I’ll second that, DrB. I want full info on anyone who comments on Lou’s libido.
How about Lou’s albedo? Mine’s pretty high because…? Class? Anyone?
You’re da bomb?
My current gravatar is the Cadillac crest over a bowling ball, previously it was a blue DBZ ape…I’m not at all happy about my high albedo, if that helps.
Rah Rah Rah!
Rasputin! He’s a Russian sex-machine.
Rasputin was apparently given a cake filled with cyanide. When he finished it, he collapsed. Thinking he was dead, the assassins left, but one forgot something. When he came back, Rasputin jumped up and starting strangling him. The murderers came back, and stabbed him to death. He was wrapped in blankets, and thrown into the river. When they recovered the body, the found he had died of hypothermia, ie-he had the energy to get out the the blankets.
He got Cake and Death
He was the pre-cursor to Michael Myers. You think he’s dead, but then the dramatic music kicks in.
Wasn´t he shot also? Tough guy, apparently.
Yeah, you think he’s dead then another Shrek movie comes out – BOO!
Hehehe! ‘hump or death’. You reminded me of a Mel Brooks film I haven’t seen for yonks
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I lika your SMAAAARRRRTIIIEESSS num num num num num num num num
Raz was a nice guy, he just liked to have some fun and ressurect once in a while , just like the Lamas.
People taking a serious problem seriously FAIL
You look at this site for serious discourse? Really?
I’m not referring to this site. I know that you’re not supposed to take anything on this site seriously. I’m talking about the people who made the ad in the first place.
Political corruption is a problem, true, but the principal in this scandal is hard to take seriously – he all but posted that seat on Craigslist. And serious compared to what – celeb scandals? They weren’t mocking famine or drought or economic collapse…
We laugh in order not to cry.
*looks up directions to Naperville*
whoever came up with this better have gotten a promotion.
Sweet Jesus, that’s some funny stuff!
LOL, now that was prety funny dude. Good job!
RT
http://www.internet-privacy.us.tc
Hilarious.
This made me laugh. so hard!!! =)
INSTANT CLASSIC!
Epic win! Now I want one!
UBER WIN!!!!
Umm im not sure i got it… was it that (and they last much more than 6 years) part?
btw cheese and eggs
cheers to the advertising whiz!
OWN3D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Proud to be from Illinois lol.
hell yeah
Same.
thats retarded
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