Don’t complain. Not everyone is a bright as you Cam and questions “where’s the fail?” if it is not pointed out to them. It’s like being one of the smarter kids in class and you have to wait for the drooling guy in the corner to catch up before you can move on to the next topic.
Got home today. Thought that I would stop in to say hi before going to vegetate some more. I feel like hell, but infinitely better than when in the hospital.
There’s been a steady influx of trolls. The junior Superfriends haven’t yet learned how to identify and ignore attention whores. We need you to get stronger so you can teach Troll Identification 101.
Let’s see…you missed Princess Nancy. He didn’t have that as his name, but it really didn’t take long for him to be nicknamed Princess Nancy. He was one of the attention-whore trolls the Admiral mentioned.
Well, all of us regulars got a few good zingers in. But that’s a regular week here. We did get a new face! Dianetheinsane. She’s definitely a keeper! Oh, and we nearly sent Bob off to some acquaintance of Dragon’s. An extreme left wing dreadlocked, non-shaving, hippy chick in Oregon. He has since promised to behave. He has also been re-named Harmonia.
Just finished reading the thread. It was somewhat amazing, wasn’t it. A lot of people I’ve never seen before. I missed a go round with a certain six letter twit that I enjoyed dismantling once before. Rats.
So I don’t feel completely left out of the comments-
Dragonwriter:
Puncuationus interuptus
Coyote:
Puncuationus interuptus can lead to missing you period.
*with great stealth, pushes r into appropriate spot on my comment*
Bob be careful that it is not a cedar bog. Remember that bog in Europe with the preserved heads and such like. What about the possibility of troll zombies in the far future. Think of the generations to come! Or am I going too far?
Is it all in that skwerlly little head of yours?
What goes on in that place in the dark?
Well I used to know a man and I could have sworn
that his name was Harmonia
Well he used to have a carefree mind of his own
and a delicate look in his eye
These days I’m afraid he’s not even sure if his
name is Harmonia
The what? Superbowl? You mean people actually pay attention to that?
I had no idea!
*is soooooo not a sports person.*
Unless you’re talking roller derby. THEN, I might know something about it.
Hi Fluffy. I do feel better than when I got home. I have over eaten for the first time in days. Absolute truth: Blathering on here has perked me up amazingly.
Avis, I last saw roller derby during the days of the Bay City Bombers. That was before your time.
Roller Derby now is way cool! It’s really the only sport I can get into. It’s not fake like “wrassling”. If anyone thinks it’s fake I invite them to Google “Tequilla Mockingbird”. That ought to dispel any misgivings.
Is that when them gurls puts rollers in they’re hair and then runs a mile and 1/4th chasing a rabbit? The rabbit dies an the winner gal gets preggers as I recall. It was way back though, before color existed… Yeh, remember when ….
Gah, they should never have let Dyslexic Larry do the sign. This is the Weekly Rapes motel and they meant D(ick)S(ucking)L(ips) not L(ips)S(ucking)D(icks). You bunch of stoners reading drugs into every innocent thing on the web.
Central time zone USA here. Had to sleep through it.
Love them both. Was kinda hoping Fed would win this
one tho. OH! & thanks for spoiling my surprise….
Ouch! I don’t sleep THAT much! lol
Hope to get off work in time to see the end
of the SuperBowl tonight. I won’t lurk Failblog, tho,
in case I’m late. ;p
In know, right? Who DOESN’T love the indoor pool at TGIF’s? And whenever I travel, I make sure I stop at the gift shop in Wendy’s in every city I visit.
*pulls up on a Harley Davidson and leans over*
Come with me if you want to squeeze. . . . .
*SQUEEZE*
*Roars off being chased by cyborgs*
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!
I just realised if you take the ‘Re’ off the front and the ‘nt’ off the end of restaurant you get STAURA!!!!!!!… …wait scrub that, thats not significant at all.
I was so with you on that. You let me down man, you let me down. You could have pretended it was some significant word in an obscure language and only DW and AA would have been able to refute you. But I would have had your back.
*lips quivers* Do… do ya mean it? *snuffle* Wanna put the socks on our hands and make them talk in funny voices? C’mon. Let’s see if Dr B’s rainbow socks want to play, too.
I do, I just twigged and went to your MySpace. I thought you were crashing as in jumping in with the commenting. I feel sooooo slow now.
*puts on falsetto voice for neon pink sock*
Yes, lets go see DrB!
*puts on gangster voice for yellow sock*
They’re not hares, they’re bunnies see. Now make like a bunny and hoppit before it gets hopped for you.
*socks look at each other in confusion* falsettoYellow is a retard. I do apologise.
Mikey D! Your special effort did not go unnoticed!! I see you’ve noticed mine too!
.
I couldn’t decide on colour…so…
.
The inaugural international day. IDOTS.
.
Also can someone help me? I’m sorry for being off-topic, but I was wondering if someone could tell me how to make my avatar appear in the comments. I have a cheezburger account and have an avatar uploaded, but it never shows up.
And make sure no one follows you. Follow the directions we gave you and keep your eye on the rearview mirror without letting them know you are on to them. At the first chance, dash right and fake left. Once you have lost them, enter your email address and meet us in the special meeting place and use the secret handshake.
I just saw a TV commercial starring our friend Chuck Storm!! The selfsame piece we saw here! I really didn’t know it was a commercial. I thought for a moment that FailBlog had infiltrated my life. A somewhat disturbing thought.
I have a life outside of Failblog. *peers outside of comment box, shades eyes with hand* It’s out there somewhere. If I can just remember where I left it…
*licks fingers* Dunno. The bellhop brought it up. Said it was ‘gratis.’ Do you reckon that’s some kind of tuber? Admiral? Admiral? How did you make your eyes do that? Whoooaaaaaa…..
Errr, how is this a fail? No, I see the LSD, but how is that a fail? What’s wrong with free LSD? Whomever pointed that out as a fail is the fail themselves.
Eh, the LSD isn’t as bad as when I saw the “gift shop in lobby” part of the sign. Ugh, I can’t imagine what the Fail Hotel looks like…1.99$ potato statues anyone?
Score!
Freebies!
I’d prefer some coke. On the rocks.
Pointing where the fail is FAIL..
Still if its free I am not going to complain…
Don’t complain. Not everyone is a bright as you Cam and questions “where’s the fail?” if it is not pointed out to them. It’s like being one of the smarter kids in class and you have to wait for the drooling guy in the corner to catch up before you can move on to the next topic.
Fair point took me a while to find out where the “bike fail” was…
Got there in the end
“Got there in the end” Is that the same as came in the butt?
Wow and I thought I was dirty minded.
Nah, Ry’s not dirty minded
Nopers. Nuh uh.
Hey – I a n00b around these parts. Why my avatar not showing up?!?
HEEEEEEELP!! I’m FAILing at FAILblogginggggggg….
Oh no, I am not dirty minded at all.
No, you’re just a whore.
Here’s some nuts, now scamper along.
i’ll be YOUR dirty minded at all ^_~
LOL! ^^ that was pretty great.
LSD = Line Sharing Device
So, you might have to bring your own coke, but with the LSD they make it easier to share with your friends!
yay this is my new party hotspot
With Free Why-DieĀ®* too!
*Why-DieĀ® is a concise list for losers to help them decide if they should off themselves.
Darn, I was hoping for a free Limited Slip Differential, preferably installed.
How is free LSD a fail? I call it a win.
MIND BLOWING WIN!!!!!!
I’ve never paid for my LSD. Oooooooh…nice pattern on the room wall!
Other paraphernalia available in Gift Shop.
All the rooms have a one-hitter next to the coffee maker.
I’ll have the mushrooms and toast.
You’re a funghi to be with, plenty of bread to pay for the room?
Maybe we could spore some rye-tious bud from him.
But that’s a crimini-al act!
This place is a mescaline it up already!
We chanterelle anyone what occurred; muffin to see here.
Ah shit(ake), I love mushrooms on almost anything but not on muffins.
*sits under a truffle-a tree and munches toast*
Children thneed fables with a nice morel.
You’re as cute as a button, you know that?
Okay you two. Put a cap on it.
Got home today. Thought that I would stop in to say hi before going to vegetate some more. I feel like hell, but infinitely better than when in the hospital.
So hi to all. I’m still alive. Sort of.
*HUGHUGHUGHUGHUG!*
Glad you stopped by, my wily friend! Go rest up, and I’m soooooo glad you’re home.
You could not possibly be as glad as I.
At the bottom of this page it seems that Avis is unaware that Failglog has “infiltrated” her life. Innocent soul.
*PATS*
Thanks for checking in coyote! I was thinking about you. Rest up. Hope to see you commenting soon!
*hugs* coyote. Hope you’re feeling much better soon!
Thanks Mookie and Admiral. I am feeling better just sitting here.
Did I miss anything or anyone interesting?
There’s been a steady influx of trolls. The junior Superfriends haven’t yet learned how to identify and ignore attention whores. We need you to get stronger so you can teach Troll Identification 101.
*HUGS Coyote*
That depends, what would be interesting?
Failblog finally admitted its love for us! You should really check out that thread, coyote…it made a bunch of us all teary.
I would have guessed that the trollites would have diminished when Winter quarter started. Did Failblog get another writeup somewhere?
What thread is that Dragon?
Clickie my name!
The open thread. It really was a teary event.
Avis: Any particularly stupendous fail or troll decking would would be good. Any good new blogers would be up there as well.
Let’s see…you missed Princess Nancy. He didn’t have that as his name, but it really didn’t take long for him to be nicknamed Princess Nancy. He was one of the attention-whore trolls the Admiral mentioned.
Well, all of us regulars got a few good zingers in. But that’s a regular week here. We did get a new face! Dianetheinsane. She’s definitely a keeper! Oh, and we nearly sent Bob off to some acquaintance of Dragon’s. An extreme left wing dreadlocked, non-shaving, hippy chick in Oregon. He has since promised to behave. He has also been re-named Harmonia.
Just finished reading the thread. It was somewhat amazing, wasn’t it. A lot of people I’ve never seen before. I missed a go round with a certain six letter twit that I enjoyed dismantling once before. Rats.
So I don’t feel completely left out of the comments-
Dragonwriter:
Puncuationus interuptus
Coyote:
Puncuationus interuptus can lead to missing you period.
Bwuaahahahahaa….
Have not! I’m still Bob!
I also Opened FAIL BOG!
The new repository for Trolls.
Throw at Trolls into the BOG at Will.
Will will tie boulders to them and they sink in the stink!
*waves at Coyote* Missed you and not ignoring you. Think about you often
Have too! It’s Harmonia. It was a truly historic day.
*with great stealth, pushes r into appropriate spot on my comment*
Bob be careful that it is not a cedar bog. Remember that bog in Europe with the preserved heads and such like. What about the possibility of troll zombies in the far future. Think of the generations to come! Or am I going too far?
Thought of you too Ryannon. Not ignoring as well.
Is it all in that skwerlly little head of yours?
What goes on in that place in the dark?
Well I used to know a man and I could have sworn
that his name was Harmonia
Well he used to have a carefree mind of his own
and a delicate look in his eye
These days I’m afraid he’s not even sure if his
name is Harmonia
Did the ceremony involve a flower headpiece and the
music of India? Perhaps some saffron?
I’m sooooo confused.
Good to see you Coyote
I’m just wild about saffron.
AA, I have to say I love you for that!!
And Coyote, no, but it did involve patchouli.
Don’t let them catch me & dress me up in Gurl Skwerl clothes!
Well, 1 exception only:
If that there friendly Coyote needs a laugh and requests it, I’ll play dress up once.
Much appreciated, but your noble sacrifice will not be required. I’m getting enough jollies as is.
Oh Hey! I saved you cookies!
*puts heavy basket down*
Someone made me some double chocolate chips….
and some of Avis’s are in there too!
Avis: The patchouli, the music or herb?
AH HA! So something did happen.
Oh Yeah!
That team what was wearing white wonned!
Now we can discuss the commercials!
[or not]
Hi hi Coyote! Good to see you here, even if you are commenting during the superbowl… Glad you’re feeling better.
The what? Superbowl? You mean people actually pay attention to that?
I had no idea!
*is soooooo not a sports person.*
Unless you’re talking roller derby. THEN, I might know something about it.
Hi Fluffy. I do feel better than when I got home. I have over eaten for the first time in days. Absolute truth: Blathering on here has perked me up amazingly.
Avis, I last saw roller derby during the days of the Bay City Bombers. That was before your time.
Roller Derby now is way cool! It’s really the only sport I can get into. It’s not fake like “wrassling”. If anyone thinks it’s fake I invite them to Google “Tequilla Mockingbird”. That ought to dispel any misgivings.
Roller Derby?
Is that when them gurls puts rollers in they’re hair and then runs a mile and 1/4th chasing a rabbit? The rabbit dies an the winner gal gets preggers as I recall. It was way back though, before color existed… Yeh, remember when ….
Time to check the freshness date on those Hazelnuts Bob.
Yup… how did ya know that?!
*trashes Hazel and all the nuts she brought*
“Few things are impossible to diligence and skill. Great works are performed not by strength, but perseverance.” — Johnson, Samuel
May delightful dreams
on a soft cool pillow
bring a nice start
to your tomorrow.
Goodnight all, SB
^^i am high with laughter mikey d ^^
Dude, I’m just high, so I’m getting a kick out of this thread.
thirst
POWERTHIRST
with all-new flavors like MANANA! FIZZ-BITCH! AND GUN!
400 babies! give SHOCKOLATE to your babies and they’ll run ABNORMALLY fast! They’ll run as fast as KENYANS!
or nigerians
they obviously mean Light Sensitive Diode
What about me and my blue collar?
I’ll be that spa is really top drawer.
It makes me nervous how there’s a spider in every bubble.
Pffft. Forget that – have you seen the two-headed masseuse?
It’s a good thing I’ve got two of these *points*.
Right on! It’s a good thing I’ve got two of these *points*.
Oh my God, I’m totally hearing echos… And you have two of “those.” How… useful.
Oh yeah…the smallest room in the house is echoy! God, why are these things pointing at slightly different angles! And look, that ones bigger *points*.
Is that like Chips Echoy?
*crackle*
Oh snap, you forgot the pop!
I got the chips, I thought you were on drinks?
I’ll bring the blow.
If by “bring” you mean “do”…
If by “do” you mean “hilton”…
If by “Hilton” you mean a hotel with free LSD…
The tracers.
*waves arm around*
Do you see them? So colorful…
Holy shit! Is that a floating goldfish?
My hands feel sooo large.
OMG I kin see dragons an’ chit…
Pfft. I’m just a figment of your imagination. Really.
Is Puff your Magic Dragon Queen name?
WIN!!!! If you had provided the address, they would have been zergrushed by now…
Had to look up that word, and if anyone else needs to know what a Zerg Rush is, clickie my nickie.
Looks like the front of my car after driving across Alligator Alley. Hate those lovebugs.
*53*
Ahem…*is not 53*
Less birds and more aliens. Also, TELL ME ABOUT THE GOLF SHOES!
zerg rush = random starcraft reference?
Bummer, I hoped it would derive from some cool German word like zerquetschen.
5th? and LSD is for frogs only!
by this you mean that you do LSD?
damn you
Thusly?
Kropotkin?
*rides in on a psychedelic purple elephant*
*SQUEEZES the moomin*
*rides out, tasting music and hearing colors*
Geez! All I ever did was laugh and grit my teeth.
Neener! You’re back! *hugs* Love the avatar!
I would call that a WIN
I agree, I don’t see a fail here.
Pete Doherty? Is that you?
He’s such a libertine.
Oh god, I am. I can’t stand me now.
Yes its a win, it should of said:
“WIN?”
I didn’t know you needed to caption in the form of an question.. All the wonderful prizes I must’ve missed on by now!
*removes ‘of’ and replaces with ‘have’*
bukkit?
Be sure to book our lovely Timothy Leary suite. It’s just one small room, but it expands along with your mind.
There’s no number on that door…it just says “Turn on, tune in, drop out”.
It’s on the 7 1/2 floor.
The concierge said that rabbit knows the way.
silly rabbit, LSD is for kids!
It’s the rabbit’s day off. Follow the girl with kaleidoscope eyes.
just remember. no left turn unstoned.
unturn no left stone.
It’s scary, my HR director just said that same phrase to me in Florida while I was home. We have someone stuck in the 60’s and she mentioned that.
Weird. Is that your performance agreement?
Sadly we were discussing my new boss who is very Timothy Leary-ish, among other things.
Okay, now I’m scared too.
A mistake, clearly. I think they meant Luscious Sexy Dames.
Mistake?? what else would it mean!
It might mean Lots of Sexual Discomfort.
Lost in Sex Desires
Or Lovely Spanish Dinner
Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds
OK that was easy
Little Saucey Dish?
Last Second Dinners?
Little Sick Dogs?
Law Suit Damages?
Loser Squirrel-imitating Douchebag…
Look who’s Sensing early Demise ^
Looks who’s about to whip out the tazer…
*TAZE at 200 watts or something like that*
Congrats on the victory, Judy.
WOOHOO!!
*celebrates*
Less Squirrel-bashing, Dickwad
You can’t be serious, moron.
Yeah why so serious, moron… wait who am i talking to??
Hehe, okay, I LOL’d then
Lusty Siberian Dwarves
Lusty Siberian Dwarves
Large Sedated Dogs
Lazer Dyslexic Squad
Wow. I’m glad someone included a giant red arrow to point to the funny.
There’s no arrow there. What hotel have you been staying at?
Sorry killchrist, you see where we come from we don’t even have a word for the narrow ones.
Someone’s been taking more than their fare share of LSD.
They’re fare shair must have cost them a fare scent.
The scent of that fare is fair, and is making me hungry.
Share?
Fare Meade fare Dragonwhinch. Fetch me some chicken!
While I am fetching, I shall not do your fetching. Go back from wench you came.
ah gots a truck that’s gots a wench on the bumper..
That’s not a bump her, that’s a cow catcher.
where do you get the stuff that makes arrows appear?
I think they have a cream for that…
Or a vaginal suppository
My tattoo artist facilitated my arrows.
See, I told Mookye those lines weren’t lane dividers.
yeahhh
It’s funny because LSD is a drug.
Wow, here’s your medal.
Also you win a FREE Tour of FAIL BOG! Just ask for Will and you’ll get your Souvenir Boulder to carry.
Just watch out for the giant *SPLOOSH!* –Yeah, THAT one.
It’s a troll because it’s name is funnyboi
Hmmm Trippy
already got my reservation hehehehuuuuuuuuuuu………….
Gah, they should never have let Dyslexic Larry do the sign. This is the Weekly Rapes motel and they meant D(ick)S(ucking)L(ips) not L(ips)S(ucking)D(icks). You bunch of stoners reading drugs into every innocent thing on the web.
You misspelled ‘boners.’
Must be a loner. (Sorry; that was a real groaner)
quit being such a moaner, get a girlfriend and phone her.
About the money I should loan her? S’pose I could just give it to her and be a donor.
will you loan her a dollar, or maybe a Kroner?
I like the thought of a pool spa in a door. It’s an interesting concept.
there not as good as they sound, theres no door on the door so you cant get in… i tried for 16 hours… i had my speedo’s on and everthing
*attempts to unsee visual and fails*
*distracts*
*flicks lighter at walnutter*
pssst a rubberband might do more good if your aim is on target. He will screech like a little girl and walk funny for days.
Oh man… u set my speedo’s on fire, i guess id better take them off.
If I were BFF, I’d be screaming and running out of the room right now.
As it is, I’ll just feed this guy to the blogmonster.
*climbs out of the burning speedos*
*is thoroughly disgusted with where he appeared and storms off*
I’ll be back!
Actually, it should read IN DOOR POOL SPACE.
They have a Space to put the Pool but never have dug the hole.
Therein lies the problems. We need less stoners and more boners so they see sex in everything, not drugs.
Gah! Nesting fail
Cracked the eggs?
Live birth?
*quietly cheers on Nadal in the corner*
*gets out the pom poms*
*quietly celebrates his victory*
Never was a a big fan of tennis.
Don’t rain on my parade!
(You know I don’t like golden showers.)
Sorry muffin, not enough fights break out for me to enjoy the game
Top match. It’s pretty much my one for the year.
Central time zone USA here. Had to sleep through it.
Love them both. Was kinda hoping Fed would win this
one tho. OH! & thanks for spoiling my surprise….
Awww so we shouldn’t tell you who is the president yet either?
Ouch! I don’t sleep THAT much! lol
Hope to get off work in time to see the end
of the SuperBowl tonight. I won’t lurk Failblog, tho,
in case I’m late. ;p
Today is the superbowl? All I see around me is ice ice and more ice along with all the Ozark Electric trucks trying to get the power back up.
why is it called hotel fail?
on the top there is written restaurant
Because of the metric system.
We can blame almost all that is wrong with the world on the metric system.
Apart from Royales with cheese, thats down to zombie wizards… with sticks.
We can blame almost all that is wrong with the world on the genetic system.
In know, right? Who DOESN’T love the indoor pool at TGIF’s? And whenever I travel, I make sure I stop at the gift shop in Wendy’s in every city I visit.
And the Applebee’s near me has some really great 2, and even 3 room family units.
I love the ballroom at Bennigan’s.
The bounce house at Tavern on the Green is amazing.
well, at least it’s free. I’ve seen at least a couple of such hotels that consider it an extra an charge you for it!
You don’t travel much for work, hey? ALWAYS party in someone elses room.
And don’t keep your drugs in your car. And stay away from international borders. (the only two things I remember from Crim Pro)
And don’t keep all your cash in your underwear.
Underwear? How old-fashioned.
Some people have all the time in the world.
I know. I envy them. Now, I’m too busy to chat. I have to go post some more comments.
Aixelsyd Win
.niw aixelsyd retteB
ɹĒpɹosıp ŹÉÆ Éo ĒÉÆÉu ĒÉ„Ź ŹouŹ uĒŹĒ Ź,oup ı
Daaaaaaaannnnnng! And all that sorry Tom Bodette does is to leave the light on for you!
we leave the black light on for you
…and the backdoor open?
It opens at 6am!
*pulls up on a Harley Davidson and leans over*
Come with me if you want to squeeze. . . . .
*SQUEEZE*
*Roars off being chased by cyborgs*
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!
In Soviet Russia LSD is doing you!
Btw: It’s a matter of perspective if free LSD is a fail! XD
How many dimensions innat perspective, kemo sabe? hmmmm???
Spelling fail! (I assume they meant HBO)
or dsl – as in internet
well, it was a joke… I guess you had to be living during the 80s.
I was living during the 80s, just to busy reading books.
But not terribly busy studying it seems.
?win dyslexic
More like hotel WIN!
thats a win lƶl
LAST!
yes its definitely a win…
I just realised if you take the ‘Re’ off the front and the ‘nt’ off the end of restaurant you get STAURA!!!!!!!… …wait scrub that, thats not significant at all.
I was so with you on that. You let me down man, you let me down. You could have pretended it was some significant word in an obscure language and only DW and AA would have been able to refute you. But I would have had your back.
Dang. Now I feel cheated.
We can get fluent in any language you’d like later. I’m up for some rebuttals and overturning.
Hey, STAURA!!!!!!!
And STAURA is practically an anagram of TAURUS! Meaning it’s just about a load of bull?
Surely it must be about something? Just like FB?
Oh, wait…
FB+STAURA=A FAST RUB! You could be onto something, I reckon it was something to do with Mookie.
You can’t talk trash about me! It is against the Code of the Socks.
Eep! Don’t you make me use my socks on you, we’ll both be blinded. For me, IDOTS finished just under a half-hour ago :p
Another fallen idol. I’m so disillusioned. *takes off red-striped kneesocks, scrunches them in bal* *slinks off dejectedly*
Nooooooooooooooo. I’m so sorry! *grabs onto Mookies ankles*
*lips quivers* Do… do ya mean it? *snuffle* Wanna put the socks on our hands and make them talk in funny voices? C’mon. Let’s see if Dr B’s rainbow socks want to play, too.
I do, I just twigged and went to your MySpace. I thought you were crashing as in jumping in with the commenting. I feel sooooo slow now.
*puts on falsetto voice for neon pink sock*
Yes, lets go see DrB!
*puts on bad Indian accent* Ohh, Mikey D, dose are some veddy veddy heddy legs you haf der.
*puts on gangster voice for yellow sock*
They’re not hares, they’re bunnies see. Now make like a bunny and hoppit before it gets hopped for you.
*socks look at each other in confusion*
falsettoYellow is a retard. I do apologise.
*puts on Neil from Young Ones voice*
Hey guys……guys? *crickets*
Your Dutch is improving. You spelled ‘bal’ correctly.
Wow, this STAURA thing sparked a lot of views, maybe i should start a cult…
My first rule of action will be a debate of the masses.
We wait with de bated breath…
Who knows, they could’ve been talking about a Limited Slip Differential.
I could use a new LSD for my car.
LOL, Wonder if I can get weed instead of LSD? LOL.
RT
http://www.internet-privacy.us.tc
Such a lovely place…
Mikey D! Your special effort did not go unnoticed!! I see you’ve noticed mine too!
.
I couldn’t decide on colour…so…
.
The inaugural international day. IDOTS.
.
Cheers, I was well impressed by yourself. I honestly didn’t think they existed anymore!

.
.
IDOTS it is!
.
*SQUEEZE*
I crashed the party. Hope that’s OK…. *hugs*
*welcomes!*
*socks it to him*
Sounds like a hotel Win. Not Fail.
LSD = DSL = Hotel FAIL
Great, now I can’t unsee the acid in Robacide.
You know what they say, if you can’t unsee it you might as well keep looking!
*would like to remind you that we can’t hear the voices in your head, no matter what “they” say*
Hotel WIN!
And every friday 8p.m. 60’s party with a beatles tribute band (“with lsd just like the real ones!”)!
ummmm drugs are bad
Should have been “Free SDL”. Easy mistake to make.
Interesting hotel…
Also can someone help me? I’m sorry for being off-topic, but I was wondering if someone could tell me how to make my avatar appear in the comments. I have a cheezburger account and have an avatar uploaded, but it never shows up.
Make sure the E-mail address you enter here matches with the one from your gravatar account.
And make sure no one follows you. Follow the directions we gave you and keep your eye on the rearview mirror without letting them know you are on to them. At the first chance, dash right and fake left. Once you have lost them, enter your email address and meet us in the special meeting place and use the secret handshake.
I’m gonna guess your secret handshake requires another appendage, not a hand.
Thank you for the help.
It didn’t work ;_;
You forgot the secret handshake.
thh! She always says that. Dude, it’s a milkshake.
Shouldn’t this be a win?
Where’s the fail? This is a WIN!
looks like a win to me, that shit is expensive.
The ultimate winning combo!
Actually, I’d call that a hotel win.
more like a a win to me >:3
hotel will be packed by night
This sounds like an epic win to me!
some ad! (thumbsup)
Geeesh. Where my damn avatar, anyway? Anybody seen my avatar???
On a date with the Vicar… pushing potatoes.
just ignore this I’m experimenting with html
Sorry if this does not work… any idea how to get an avatar?
ignore this too
still sorry…
ignore again… i’m still workin on the avatar
still goin
fail-owned-hotel-fail.jpg
got it
got it really this time
Finally. Now what? Are you going to Disney?
hell yea… you wanna come?
Coming, coming… came. Was it good for you?
I grew up at Disney, now it’s Universal Islands Of Adventure for me!
one of these days… sorry about all this!
“I’m experimenting with HTML”
That the next step after experimenting with LSD?
I just saw a TV commercial starring our friend Chuck Storm!! The selfsame piece we saw here! I really didn’t know it was a commercial. I thought for a moment that FailBlog had infiltrated my life. A somewhat disturbing thought.
Failblog has infiltrated your life.
Failblog has totally infiltrated your life.
Failblog IS the matrix!
I have a life outside of Failblog. *peers outside of comment box, shades eyes with hand* It’s out there somewhere. If I can just remember where I left it…
If you see mine, grab it. I’ll do the same for you.
Will do – I’ve got your back, man. In the meantime… meat-free canape? *passes*
I like finger food. Eh, what’s in this spread?
Honey.
*grin*
Oh! In that case I’ll have seconds!
*orders lifetime supply*
*licks fingers* Dunno. The bellhop brought it up. Said it was ‘gratis.’ Do you reckon that’s some kind of tuber? Admiral? Admiral? How did you make your eyes do that? Whoooaaaaaa…..
Oh dude… I didn’t know they served LSD-dipped potatoes…
That wasn’t LSD-dip, but I heard the vicar likes to have mushrooms occasionally…
Come on Avis, make a comment. You know that you want to. You can feel it in your fingertips. Go ahead and do it. You’ll feel better.
*wanders through thread*
*trips*
*falls on fanny*
Okay…! Who left their life lying here on the floor where just anyone can stumble over it??
Wasn’t mine. I have no idea where mine went.
If it was Fuzzy, then it was mine.
*throws SB down the mine*
That’s good!
A mine is a terrible thing to waste!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
……..this one is quite deeeeeeeep!
The Admiral gave you the shaft! Ore am I wrong.
Sometimes you have to hit rock bottom before you can get better.
One has to learn not to take anything for granite.
That is rock solid advice.
Given the fact that I also saw a newspaper with a picture of Blago that had the caption “FAIL”, I can only assume this is true.
Avis’s budget hurtz enterprize.
Some would call that a win
Win if i ever saw one
hi
still free me also not going too complain lolzz
Errr, how is this a fail? No, I see the LSD, but how is that a fail? What’s wrong with free LSD? Whomever pointed that out as a fail is the fail themselves.
why is this not a WIN!?
Hahaha, Dyslexics Untie! Epic.
Now this is MY kind of hotel!
Unless they’re giving away crappy street acid, this here is basically a hotel WIN!
WIN!
*Offer only applies to our budget blotter. Premium gel tabs are 10% off regular price.
um, free LSD? Sounds more like a WIN to me!
I’m SO there.
Free carrier ship? SWEET!
Free LSD…don’t you mean hotel win?
Shouldn’t this be an “Epic win” rather than a fail?
Horray for free LSD!
no they were serious, theye were feeling generous that day. the kids never had so much fun. the miad got a good tip.
**Spelling error spotted**
**Correction Implemented**
the maid got a good trip.
Eh, the LSD isn’t as bad as when I saw the “gift shop in lobby” part of the sign. Ugh, I can’t imagine what the Fail Hotel looks like…1.99$ potato statues anyone?
That is most definitely WIN.
That’s a win in my book…
8D do we get free bandanas and acid too??? HA! jkjk
seems like a win to me
The LSD is to make the walls less boring. Come to think of it, it makes everything a good deal less boring. And shiny.
i think this is a WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! no FAIL about it!!!!
THIS IS A WIN!!!! NO FAIL ABOUT IT
Limited Slip Differential! win!
Or is that WIN?
my favorite hotel in america :’D
Free LSD YAY
:D:D…NOT A FAIL!!! WIN!!!
SCREW THAT, IT’S A WIN FOR ME
Hotel offer for the win
I’ll bet the sign said “Free DSL” and someone switched around the D and the L.
thats no fail thats a hippie win
free LSD? im in!!
free LSD is a win for me
omg its free?!??! WIN
i prefer weed tho – 6 foot bong all day long
FREE LSD !!!:)!!!
SWEEEEEET, fre Acid, Wheres this at? ROAD TRIP (pardon the pun)!!!!!!