My thoughts exactly. I always see these kind of “fails” and I think to myself, what? How is this a fail? Straight out win in my eyes. They managed to transport something with their car that doesn’t even FIT in their car.
Yes, but just think! They could pop the sharper image name on and they’d have another ionic breeze in their hands… or better yet slap an apple sticker!
This seems like an appropriate time to share a fun new song/animation I came across.
And, as far as I know, the band name has nothing to do with Skwerlly Bob.
I see. I’ve been on failblog for a while, but just started commenting today.
I’ve noticed that the comments are always funnier than the picture they’re commenting on, it’s kind of sad.
okay, okay, i will leave you crybabys alone for the rest of the weekend…
SHEESH!!!
my stomach hurts from laughing too much anyways..
*walks into troll cage*
I was so pissed at my roommate I took a shit between his mattress and box spring. I then put the mattress back on top and put the sheets back on the bed. This way it will take him a while to figure out where the stink is coming from.
I was so pissed at my roommate I took a shit between his mattress and box spring. I then put the mattress back on top and put the sheets back on the bed and placed a little piece of shit on top of his pillow. He will clean up the shit on the pillow but things will still stink. This way it will take him a while to figure out where the stink is coming from.
I was so pissed at my roommate I took a shit between his mattress and box spring. I then put the mattress back on top and put the sheets back on the bed and placed a little piece of shit on top of his pillow. He will clean up the shit on the pillow but things will still stink. This way it will take him a while to figure out where the stink is coming from. 1
Uhm…isn’t the choice of word rather fail itself? It’s clearly not permanent storage of those items, but more a temporarily transportation and violation of how to properly secure those items during the moving from A to B? Thus making it a “Secure Transportation Fail”?
We’ve covered this many times, (we being trolls) and obviously noone has truly explained what makes a fail a fail. In this case, (like many others) where the picture could easily and understandably be interpreted as a fail or a win, its important to understand that this is failblog, not winblog (trolltrapping software idea) and it must be interpreted as such.
neither will changing your E-mail address. Once you comment on Failblog, your destined to be located and Tentacle raped, whether or not your unconscious. Expect them, for they know Anomynous.
Cheezburger Company Blog
that’s pretty heavy…
You’re pretty heavy…
I’m pretty heavy… no wait o.O
We are pretty heavy
we all live in a yellow submarine
…and it’s being hauled away in that car’s trunk.
you mean you forgot to pay the rentals?
She was unkind, she forgot to rewind.
I was unkind, I did her behind
You’ve got a stupid definition of “unkind”, and you’re clearly a virgin. Enjoy your hand.
hey man i couldn’t think of anything better… what the hell rhymes with unkind?
Bind, blind, dined, find, fined, grind, hind, kind, lined, mind, mined, rind, shined, signed, twined, wind, wined.
Inclined, defined, maligned.
Ah! thank you!
*I was inclined and did her behind.
Thanks for the suggestions dilettante and Avis!
So, is your bridge rent-controlled?
And how do you sleep with the sound of hooves over your head all night?
I’m gonna say i completely missed the joke…
Sorry
I’m gonna say we’re not surprised in the slightest.
damn. I think all this failblogging is puttin’ a hurtin’ on my head.
Maybe reading about failures is making me one too…
Can’t hurt to be safe…
Hasta la vista, baby!
lol troll jokes lost on a troll
I wonder if he lives in Greenlake, WA.
And if he enjoys sleeping with hoboes…
Do you enjoy sleeping with the hoboes, eh?
I’ve done that once. Not to that extent, just had a big ass chain link fence section hanging 70% out of the bed of my truck… Almost got a ticket.
Oh, I get it
Oh man, I am so getting that dvd!
I think Ry meant she was unkind, she forgot to unbind. It’s actually an S&M flick. Pretty good one too – straight from the top of the rack.
You’re all pretty heavy, I’m just pretty, lol jk, that and I find it weird for a man to judge himself, wow…
You find it weird for someone to judge himself?
I wonder if she meant ‘fudge’?
I wonder if she meant “finger”?
(Oh. Really? You’re saying that’s weird?)
.
I wonder if she meant ‘blow’?
we all live in a jell-o submarine
We’re all goofy goobers ROCK!
You’re a goofy goober: ROCK!
You’re a goof, e-gooberock.
You’re a goofeeg uberock
♪ A jello submarine, a jello submarine.
.
And so it sailed…between the sheets,
Until it melted…due to the heat… ♪
RHCP’s are awesome.
He ain’t heavy, he’s my brother.
He ain’t do it, he’s OJ
“You hate people!”
“But I love gatherings, isn’t it ironic?”
HOOAH!
A pretty heavy win!
Seriously? Somebody thought that was a good idea?
What? the trunk has a trunk has a trunk! Win all around.
There’s a body in the trunk. The trick is to figure out which one.
I thought the body was in the fridge.
The board has blood all over it and that small cabinet was the murder weapon.
Three prong disposal of evidence.
Well, all you need is a tarp, ammonia and a boxcutter to…um. Nothing.
Or a pig farm. I’m just saying…
It’s Natalee Holloway! Let’s call Greta van Susteren.
A pig farm with a wood chipper.
I thought it was a fridge o 3o
Well it looks like it’s working so it is a good idea, in fact I might try that too
*car tips over backward while going 70 on the highway*
Maybe THAT’S where Jimmy Hoffa is!
Lets just hope he’s not one of those that like to peal out at the intersection. Then again, if anyone has a camera, lets hope he is!
*peals out*
THAT’S where my socks went!
*snatches socks and puts them on*
jingle jingle jingle jingle…
*is ready to carillon!*
Woohoo!
It’s about chime!
*licks lips with tongue*
*delights*
*makes cymbalic gesture of affection*
*extolls the Admiral’s prowess and skill*
*is struck by your generous giving*
Whoa, knell-y! You really do know how to compliment a woman.
ding ding ding! we have a winner!
Bite your lip, Lyp. *boots LyP out of nest*
.
My tongue should catch your tongue’s sweet melody.
I’m suddenly regretting the lack of a tongue-ring…
…but we resonate so well together anyway.
What a lifetime of happiness our harmony foretells!
that is a storage win!
My thoughts exactly. I always see these kind of “fails” and I think to myself, what? How is this a fail? Straight out win in my eyes. They managed to transport something with their car that doesn’t even FIT in their car.
If they actually got to where they’re going it moves to epic win… and I’d like them to help me next time I move
So you can submit the picture to failblog?
I just said the same thing: “Looks like a storage WIN to me”
Maybe I can hire them when I need to move cross country to Uni? Would save me on U-Haul fees!
and I third that xD
huge WIN!
4th…5th…6th…7th…8th…*later*…666th…uh…guys…any1 there?
ME! I 42nd that motion and since I used a Hitch Hikers Guide reference do I win?
I think its a yes, or a no, I don’t really care anyhow…
actually a refrigerator left on its side for even a short time will leak all its coolant, typically into unwanted places
I agree…try fitting a refrigerator on the trunk of your mid size sedan!
i fit my refrigerator in the trunk of your mom
sorry
what the hell?
some one bring out the big guns *ahem* tazers
I have both.
*brings out the big guns and tazers*
right there with ya
Game Ova
u got beat by chuck norris
sorry man no more quarters!
*GLOWERS*
*TAZES*
*throws smoldering ecklcakes into troll cage*
But what do we do with his ova?
No do ovas.
Virent Ova! Viret Perna!
That’s Paris and Hilton right there.
grave robbers!
They’re also robbing the Peter Parker’s mysterious substance from SEMEN AMUSEMENTS. Ok, sorry for that really old fail reference.
Is that a tuber in your rectum?
Don’t Wunder about it.
Really old? It was only about a week ago.
He accedentaly the time-space continuum.
People really are living out of their cars because of this recession!
At least put your stuff into a storage warehouse!
talent
milf
where?
i needs one
You do?
*eats Cajun squirrel chips*
How about Diana? Or Dilly?
But they’re not true milfs. Go for Mookie, she’s a sure bet.
Mookie is more like MILS.
yeahhh nice trunk heauahe
Yes…this is most definitely a good idea.
I WIN
YOU FAIL
I AM YOU AS YOU ARE ME AS YOU ARE HE AND WE ARE ALL TOGETHER.
Goo goo gajoob.
You say you want a revolution
Well, you know
We all want to change the world
Kook.
aburra?
Aruba?
Jamaica. . .
The kookaburra sits in the old gum tree
*sings*
Ha! *squeeeze!*
Merry merry king of the bushes he!
Laugh kookaburra, laugh kookaburra,
Gay your life must be!
I love Australia.
They should patent it and sell it as trunk space extenders!
It’ll be as popular as the Shamwow!
Yes, but just think! They could pop the sharper image name on and they’d have another ionic breeze in their hands… or better yet slap an apple sticker!
Introducing, the iRanoutofideas
Ah, but it isn’t as popular as the Wunder boner! nothing will beat it! well, okay, maybe Moookie or Ry will, but other than that…
Buy one hands-free comunication device aand get a tiddy bear AND a wunder boner ABOSOLUTELY FREE OF CHARGE!!!
don’t forget the Popsie
This is why there are companies like U-Haul. Seriously.
On a lighter note, the own of this car has found a new way to fit even more junk in his/her trunk.
I wonder how it does going uphill.
It doesn’t matter, because it can only go downhill from here.
Watch out for those moguls.
Yeah, and don’t worry so much about the tycoons. They’re bigger, but softer.
Looks like that car bit off more than it could chew.
its eyes were bigger than its stomach
The trunks were bigger than his trunk.
literal-ist
Pot kettle black? ME? :p
Black pettle mac? Pee?
Gun metal black? G?
buns melted back! See?
Fun in the sack with Lee!
my bad irked… im sorry…
You irked him.
Of course, he was already irked.
So…nothing to worry about!
WHOA did not expect that… funny tho
too cool for school fool
This car is evidence that there are laws about you.
Now now…don’t be a sourpuss.
*puckers*
*squeezes*
*gives some sugar*
*spoons*
*stirs slowly*
*tastes*
*takes ice cube in mouth*
*passes*
Passes?! Dragon, he needs mouth-to-mouth and a heart massage, stat!
*swallows*
*enjoys your zest*
*adds a twist*
Hmmm…I’m feeling a little tart…!
a lil’ tart?
Hmmm what’s her name DW?
*STAMPS on SB with extreme prejudice*
DW, I have just the tonic you need. Say when.
*doesn’t say when*
But why don’t you let me top you off…
AA, not really sure why you hate me so.
I’ve no plan to take DW away from you.
But THANKS for the free STAMPS dude.
*STAMPS packages & drops in mailbox*
You don’t know why?? Look what you are doing right now, @sshole!
.
DW, You go to my head with smile that makes my temperature rise.
Mmmm…juleps are so tempting…
*smooch*
This looks like a badly staged magic trick. “Watch the great Zambini levitate trunks off the trunk of his Chevy!” (ignore the plywood!)
Or “Watch as I make this dishwasher disappear!”
I’m scared because we are now talking across the pond…simultaneously!
Ahoy! Hello from London!
Ahoy hoy!
Hello from your closet!
You’re in my closet? Really?
Why don’t you come out?
His parent’s are evangelicals?
pass bukkit
I’m not sure who had it last…if it still has fluffy mackerel pudding in it, it was Avis.
*passes bukkit*
Theng-kew, but no. I only clickie on people I know. :p
Or have clicked on in the past and no it leads down a path you never want to go again? Hmmm?
I was channeling B2th on that no vs. know.
I am an open book to you, Ry…you no it!
To no ewe is to love ewe.
*looks sheepish*
Shepherds comment back into the fold.
I got ewe babe.
Ewe are deer to me.
Oh deer, you mean sew much to me.
What wood I dew without ewe?
If I loos ewe it wood leave an icy whore on my pain.
Dear God… I cant unsee it…..
(I didn’t clickie. I know Ry very well. *grin!*)
(Me too. Who knows what horrors lurk in a link provided by Ryannon?)
Wise behind his ears. ^
Oh no, this one is safe. It’s a link to a band, nothing more.
Hmmm. . .let me guess, something along the lines of the Talking Heads?
You’re not getting me that way, Ry.
Not. Gonna. Clickie. :p
Well I might as well change the link to something bad hehehehe
O.o
Oh no! BFF clickied and now a once proud commenter is reduced to a quivering mass of facial tics.
*twitch*
Help…me…
Nah, that one was mild. It seems it is a guy that does several voices on Family Guy. Now THIS link is not so mild
Damn. She knows EXACTLY how to pique my curiosity.
Must….not….clickie….!!!
Here’s my reaction:
ARGH!!! MY EYES!!! MY EARS!!! WHY CAN I NOT ERASE MY MEMORY?!
*sprints out of room, wailing*
*Applies blunt force to Bond’s frontal lobe.*
Old Gregg is a character from a UK TV
show called ‘The Mighty Boosh’.
They are beyond excellent
*collapses*
*wakes up*
Ah, I feel refreshed. Now why can I remember the letters G and A?
Poor BFF! It could have been worse.
Some of you may wish to cover your eyes…
Old Gary was funny and I love Goldfinger. Ryannon, have you heard these guys?
Love love love! Me 1st & the Gimme Gimmes are awesome.
Does your clock glow in the dark?
This seems like an appropriate time to share a fun new song/animation I came across.
And, as far as I know, the band name has nothing to do with Skwerlly Bob.
Very Odd! Thanks, perfectly weird and my type o’ stuff.
Great song, great band. Reminds me of this tune.
Guttermouth?
LOL
So You’re the skelton in my closet!
*dismantles otterchin bone by bone*
Hah! haunt me now, beeeatch!
you can come out now, R Kelly…
oops i forgot, you’re trapped in there
never mind then
Red??
Buttons??
Fred??
Ginger??!
Damn, very good Dilly!
Hart??
Baker?
Kathy??
I’ll take that to Hart, thanks.
Ugh, horrid ref, sorry. A bit drinky. I’m going out, see you guys at 6 Eastern.
The economy is so bad, General Motors has branched into the office supply market, making giant binder clips for appliances and TPS reports.
Yeah…
Yeah…. I’m gonna go ahead and….. yeah….
I can’t work with these few comments! People, you must post more! More! More!
More! More! There, are you happy?
yes, now i am.
A strategist is supposed to be resourceful and find a way to work with any amount of comments!
You’re obviously not familiar with this guy. The misnomer is truly unfortunate.
I see. I’ve been on failblog for a while, but just started commenting today.
I’ve noticed that the comments are always funnier than the picture they’re commenting on, it’s kind of sad.
get a new hobby sarge
If you’re going around telling others to get a hobby, then you might need to get one yourself.
So it’s sad that people are funnier than pictures??
…I’d have to vehemently disagree with you there!
Welcome! But it’s driving me nuts that you can’t spell your own name correctly.
Oh, wait a minute, Dragon’s right, as is her wont. But seriously, SARGEANT, fix that mess.
He needs a new wool uniform. Twill he get one?
The committee felt they tweeded more time to consider.
No, he’s the worsted.
Give him a break. He satin the back of the short bus.
Well it’s 9pm, and he’s latex than usual.
So leather we like it or not, he’s knit going to change.
We could mask his tardiness, if we appliqué some discipline.
Will it rid him of the notion that life’s not that thimble?
We can buttonly try. Our methods mightn’t suit him, though to an
extent that seems immaterial.
Oh damask it all! Let’s stop skirting around the issue!
Sew you think we needle to get directly to the pointe?
HMM. Thats true….
I’ve noticed that the funnies are always commented more than the picture they’re funnying on. It’s kind of awesome.
they were
*scootch*
Why is that sad?
A comment killed his dad.
Oohh. Ok.
He choked on his punchline.
one-trip WIN
“But it doesn’t fit!”
“No worries, my super strong twine will hold it all in place.”
for an extra $275…
Twine, the new duct tape.
I’LL NEVER GIVE UP MY DUCT TAPE!
Chafes less than handcuffs.
*cries*
*pats*
*farts*
…
*scoochs across the rug*
I liked the new honey flavored stuff you used last time.
*buys a lifetime supply*
Psst….Dragon…. slip me a roll of that, wouldja?
Absolutely not. Then I’d have less than a lifetime’s supply, and that would be unthinkable.
Well, if you change your mind, I’d be willing to trade it for some mead-flavored massage oil.
But…but…what if the universe were to *implode*?? what then?
Sometimes, I don’t know how you decide that it’s a fail when it’s clearly a win.
It’s inventive and it works. If it doesn’t work then it’s a fail, but it works!
Yeah, it works…until he hits a speed bump…
UNTIL. Coulda, woulda, shoulda. However, for when the picture was taken it clearly is a win.
Fair enough. *bows to Robacide*
Pair handcuff. *arrows to Gibberish*
*cauliflowers*
*cabbages*
*kings*
*sealing waxes*
Why is the sea boiling hot?
You can’t take the sky from me!
What is that I’m feeling…? Aahhh, Serenity.
Me too. As such, I’ll be in my bunk.
I don’t think they care.
Let me rephrase.
THEY DON”T CARE!!!
I’m not so sure you got the reference.
I feel pretty confident you missed the reference.
*boiling hot seas*
*sigh* Oh, AA.
*passes Mookie some veggie hot wings*
She’s a morning star.
*likes seitanic veggie wings*
Thanks! They’re just the right tempeh-rature!
It got your pulses racing, Chickpea?
Now you’re talking tofurkey!
Sorry
It’s just becouscous you made me laugh!
Wheat all be glutens for punishment around here.
True! We tend to bang our durums a little!
Sometime you need to starch from scratch.
SIR DUKE… you can feel it
That took a long time to appear. For a while, I was hoping there wouldn’t be any.
Tetris fans???
Rubiks turbines!!!
id say thats a win.
obviosly it’s a win ^^
awwwww
*tazes flutterdoc*
Now you don’t have to worry about failing anymore…
Oh lordy…I recognize this guy.
Taze him again.
Don’t taze me bro!
With pleasure.
*tazes flutterdoc several times, just to make sure*
why is your tazer pink bondfan?
Why would you possibly care?
*snork*
He should talk. Check out his avatar icon.
You mean the doily?
It’s been ripped to shreds by our ripostes.
His gay pride is in tatters.
A hypocritical troll! How unoriginal.
srsly bondfan… i think its cute… your tazer makes a fancy sound
*zzzap zzzap*
Nice try, Pinkie.
The PINK doily.
I’ve got pinking shears for his goodies.
I watch old Goodies eps every now and then. Off topic, I know.
Goodies, Goodies, yum, yum!
I think he spent hours making a lovely paper snowflake, a toilet paper cozy, and an afghan to cover his flowered couch.
He had enough left over for a lovely cloche.
…and a lovely cloque.
and the troll WINS again!!!!
*does the troll super bowl dance (whatever the f~ that is)*
And just how do you figure that?
Trolls NEVER win here.
You fixed your name, retard. We win.
I was JUST thinking that…!
*high-fives*
He will always be our an idiot…
i fixed it before anyone called me out woohoo!!! hehehehe
Ahh, yes. I’m familiar with this phenomenon…the trollish ability to completely disregard reality and ignore the facts. Fascinating!
okay, okay, i will leave you crybabys alone for the rest of the weekend…
SHEESH!!!
my stomach hurts from laughing too much anyways..
*walks into troll cage*
Must be a guy.
*high five!*
Hee…!
I know!! Hee!
I want to shoot you.
Do us all a favor and shoot yourself in the foot. And by foot, I mean the one in your mouth.
ROFLLE!!
did u know this
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xauv3_chute-a-velo-la-cascade_extreme
And any one of the kids watching would have been able to do what the guy was attemping, sans problème!
I think they broke physics.
physics mom is gonna be soooo mad
I think it’s yet to be determined whether that’s a WIN or a FAIL. If it holds until they reach their destination, it looks like a WIN to me…
this guy need a truck lol
Does the driver carry around that much cord EVERYWHERE he goes? Just in case?
You don’t? How do you garotte your enemies?
With fail tape.
DRIVER CARRIES LESS THAN 25 YARDS OF TWINE
i have a penis of the size of that box
If you’re using an iPhone’s picture that’s not saying much.
I think his Penis stretches from A-Z no a keyboard! Not that i would know, but it is a hypothesis.
what the one beside your name
My nuts are itchy!
Stop playing with skwerls.
I was so pissed at my roommate I took a shit between his mattress and box spring. I then put the mattress back on top and put the sheets back on the bed. This way it will take him a while to figure out where the stink is coming from.
I was so pissed at my roommate I took a shit between his mattress and box spring. I then put the mattress back on top and put the sheets back on the bed and placed a little piece of shit on top of his pillow. He will clean up the shit on the pillow but things will still stink. This way it will take him a while to figure out where the stink is coming from.
You said that, we don’t really care. Goodbye!
Cool!!
Changing your name won’t help.
Wow Avis. You need to get a life.
She has a lovely life, leave her alone.
Yeah dude. You still have the same avatar, n00b.
I was so pissed at my roommate I took a shit between his mattress and box spring. I then put the mattress back on top and put the sheets back on the bed and placed a little piece of shit on top of his pillow. He will clean up the shit on the pillow but things will still stink. This way it will take him a while to figure out where the stink is coming from. 1
Wal okkkay i is taykin dis oppty tew see…
if my gravatar works. In this little backwater sump of commentary.
Pls indulge me. Rly, it’s one of my hoped for new skills that I’ve been developing.
OKOKOK go ahead n laff n insult me! Cast aspersions (as in Aspergers
Disorder) in my lowly effortz. Stomp me into the electronic detritus!
“Ummm lady, dey all went home…. Nothin to see here….”
Nowp, din’wurk. Bk tew teh avatarin bored.
Oh for the love of all that is sacred,
PLEASE stop lolcatspeaking..
Gravatar.com, it’s very simple. Even for.. Well I won’t say that.
I looked at their site once. I felt like Gulliver in Lilliput. I wanted to report all of them…but I couldn’t name what for.
Must have bought that thing from Brandsmart. South FL peeps know what I’m talking about.
Uhm…isn’t the choice of word rather fail itself? It’s clearly not permanent storage of those items, but more a temporarily transportation and violation of how to properly secure those items during the moving from A to B? Thus making it a “Secure Transportation Fail”?
We’ve covered this many times, (we being trolls) and obviously noone has truly explained what makes a fail a fail. In this case, (like many others) where the picture could easily and understandably be interpreted as a fail or a win, its important to understand that this is failblog, not winblog (trolltrapping software idea) and it must be interpreted as such.
not first!!!
That’s a heavy load.
thats spidermans car, he used his own sticky substance to put it together
LOL< hey it works! Thats all that counts I guess.
RT
http://www.internet-privacy.us.tc
If physics mom is angry, aerodynamics dad will have to beat some sense into her.
Then maybe he’ll pay child support?
I think this guy lives across the street from me…
And I thought that the comments on YouTube were impossibly stupid.
what is that, fishing wire??
this guys a genious
what is that, fishing wire??
this guys a genius
you are all obviously losers in love with your sisters
Is that a Frideair or a Kenmore? The world may never know.
ha ha, thats quite cool. I never thought of a boot being that full.
neither will changing your E-mail address. Once you comment on Failblog, your destined to be located and Tentacle raped, whether or not your unconscious. Expect them, for they know Anomynous.
Am I the only one who believes this is a win?
thats a total win!!
kind of a win actualy
i love failblog comments
get a truck!