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He must be hung like one.
Or have a sore throat.
Maybe they misspelled whores?
Surely the man would have a big floppy hat then to indicate his pimp status?
mykei…surely…your hat…blargh?
They call me moominpimpa
Big pimpin moominpimpa.
little wangy langy
Fail comment is fail.
little langy wangy, wtf…
mykei…surely…your hat…blargh?
okay f**king internet trolls where are you?!?!
Shhhhh, they’re all snowed it, don’t wake them.
-Forces troll into a burlap sack, tosses it into the ocean-
I thought they were addressing the mare of the town.
I thought they were addressing the mare of the town.
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain. You only need to submit your comment once. If it winds up on the bottom of the blog, we’ll just follow you there!
no no, its this university internet. As you can see in previous postings, where I used my personal internet connection, this sort5 of problem did not occur. I deduce that it is the increase in trolls on the network, who do media courses, attempting to utilise the system.
i doubt it… lol O_o…..
Hung Like Chuck Norris
Dammit! I was hoping to get in with a ‘you know, this man only has one leg…’ gag. Damn my slow RSS reader and my continual insistence on revising rather than spending all my time on FAILBlog. Grr.
Last!
Last fail
… Who trolls “Last”? Much easier to fail than first. Anyway, this sign is hilarious. But not as funny as Slow Children Crossing… LOL
I personally prefer the Demonic Children signs… but I’m like that…
Like genetic crossing?
In the centaur of the road?
This university internet is griphon me a headache.
Try not to sphinx about it.
dude, I told you something was up. Now dnt you feel silly about the response you gave me before?
Please don’t harpy on about it!
I wonder what Dragon’s doing right now…
Is it her hydratherapy day again, so soon?
No, I think she’s having her nymph nodes checked, they’re pretty swollen.
Youch! I bet that’s super painful. I hope they don’t end up kraken.
Chimaer-and say that! I dare you!
Maybe if we centaur some sherbert it will help.
(roffle!)
I have a phoenix this thread could go on for a while…
Please tell me what Moirai can do to help it go on.
Hera some cookies and cup cakes,
just for making me lol this morning!:)
We are all very scylla here, aren’t we?
Are we? Let me think about that for a minotaur.
Say yes or they’ll get furies-ous with you.
Zeusly, I´m getting a headachilles of this.
How could you not gnome that?
Be Cerberus, would you please?
I Hades people like that.
This has clearly gone from serious to satyr.
Let’s just step Baccus for a second and calm down…
Yes, this Argos-ment should end here.
Looks like everyone is having a Helena good time at this.
Mookye, I Apollo-gize for arguing *hug*
Athena we are all going to Hades if this continues.
That could be Thoriffic.
Damn! *erases f*
… wow… I think I’m gonna need a Heimdallken after this…
That’s it, I’m not gonna Poseidon here any more.
Trident all you want – you’ll be singing a different Neptune tomorrow.
I’m here, and my nymph nodes are just fine, theng-kew!
Anyone want some gorgon-zola cheese?
Triton sesame crackers. Yummy!
I’m so glad DW didn’t need cognitive intervention…I heard that Cyc lops out bits he doesn’t like!
You guys are so much lamenessness. lol
no more posting… no more… i’m done with this connection. I bid you all a good day. Fare well.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DONT LEAVE ME HORACE! *quote from Mikey D*
*sigh* Horace is always doing that, the spiders chase him off so he goes skiing.
Don’t worry Mikey, I’ll keep you company *SQUEEZE*
*SQUEEZE* Failblog is playing silly buggers, and everyone is vanishing! What next?
*eyes Mikey D suspiciously* You’re the one with the magician’s hat, are you the one behind the disappearances?
*looks in Mikey’s hat* There’s nothing in it!
Psst it’s a pickle surprise!
That’s not Mikey’s hat…That’s the bukkit!!!
*nom nom nom*
.
Nope. Doesn’t taste like my ex. It ain’t the bukkit.
Hang on, did you just eat my hat?
Worse. I think I just ate your pickle. Pttoohey!
*rinses glass* ‘night.
If he had a hat with horns it could be a Norse crossing.
wouldn’t that be a moose crossing?
a moose bit my sister once. no realli.
Moose bites can be very painful.
I heard they Kan be pretti nasti.
Yeah, I heard they Kan be pretti nasti.
Hmmm
It was from two reliable sources so it must be true
*rotflmao*
Get up! That floor is filthy and those are your Sunday clothes!
srry *sigh*
It’s alright, just lean on this reliable source while you sort yourself out.
*takes a lean, feels all better.*
Feeling sourcey today DrB?
‘Sokay since you flicked the safeti back on, back on that prev. fail
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She was Karving her initials on the moose with the sharpened end of an interspace toothbrush, given her by Svenge?
We apologise for the fail in the comments. Those responsible have been
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LOL
The comments have been completed in an entirely different style at
great expense and at the last minute.
It looks like it’s in Britain somewhere… we’re all whores here.
Hope you’re not all crossing, I’m thrashing my passport later in the year, and it’d be nice if there were a couple of straight ones left.
I may be visiting London later this year… I hope you’re not lying to me.
Well, it was a slight exaggeration, but if you’re going to London let’s just say I don’t think you’ll be disappointed.
*tears* It sounds beautiful…
*rips* Just listen to that…
*shreds* Like music to my ears…
*slashes* What a wonderful harmony …
*gashes* It’s killing me softly…
*Lacerates* It’s so deep. . .
*lashes* It’s a fine line between…
*eviscerates* …emo and funny.
*Lobotomizes* When it comes to puns you guys really go for the jugular@
But but but, then the donkeycart would tipple over backwards?
definitely a Sagittarius
If it was in ancient Egypt it could be a Horus crossing.
This is on the Ponderosa Ranch, it’s a Hoss crossing.
NOOOOOOOOO WTH
If he had a cat-o-nine tails it could be a force crossing.
I think you at least have to have a light saber to pull that off….
In other news, after getting hit by on-coming neighborhood cars multiple times, Billy ‘Horse’ Williamson finally got a sign installed by the city. He can now safely get his mail from the mailbox across the street.
Right now it looks like he has no eyes or mouth holes so it could be called a Gimp crossing.
I have a cat-o-nine tails. Would you like the force to be with you Obi Have?
If you strike me while I’m down Darthi, I shall become just as powerful as you can manage…
(I gots me an Obi, and a very old kimono on the wall)
No, I think she’s having her nymph nodes checked, they’re pretty swollen.
Fingers crossed, AA will be around soon to help with those swollen nymph nodes.
*perk!*
*applies something warm and wet to the affected area*
*feels much, much better*
if he had a sausage roll, it could be a sauce crossing.
Always with the food sweet cherry-pie
OMFG ITS VOLDEMORT!!!!!!
A monkey stole my sister’s underwear once.
Was the monkeys nose bleeding?
eh?
pesky underwear thieving monkeys, I will break them
You realize Mikey is the monkey right?
thank god he doesn’t know i was the monkey
crap
*runs*
*dodges wolfgangmunzerl2′s flying crap* damn monkey!
For the last time “Dont tease or feed the monkey’s!”, You can however squeeze the boa or pet the kitty.
*pets GladIwokeUp’s kitty* it just spit in my eye
That wasn’t his kitty and that’s not spittle.
Goodness Mr. Cuddles, you may need glasses, that was the Boa and the first sign would have been it didn’t the fur a kitty does.
I thought it was one of those shaved kitties
dont forget mentally challanged dude
*Chuckles.*
Chuckles Norris?
Chuckles the Clown.
A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants.
Very refreshing.
It’s Schweppes. Clean, crisp, effervescent.
Everybody’s got something to hide except for me and my monkey.
A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
And no one can talk to a horse of course
That is, of course, unless the horse is Human.
I wonder how many of you youngins will catch the reference without Googling it.
a horse is a whore if you force
the horse of course of course
feel you no remorse molesting that horse?
you have obviously strayed way off course
of course of course
i feel no remorse molesting that horse
we both felt good so we had intercourse
it felt so good ill take another course with that horse
Why did this thread not nest where it was meant to? *sobs*
*Nested hug*
It is probably Richard Harris’s private crossing.
I think thatss the guys name, he cant be hung like one, there is no bulge. Unless he is an amputee and one of those is not a regular leg.
It might be strapped down the side of his leg for better mobility.
You reckon it’s a picture of czuhc?
Nah, pants are too tight. I’ve tried that before and the seamed area wiil rub a line of blisters and it hurts.
I’ve had that same thing happen. I’ve also tried tucking it into my shoe, but my sock gave me a rug burn.
You wear socks made of rugs?
The shaggy kind
Nah, just calling them rugs caws its covering a head.
Try using gel inserts in you shoe, helped me. Plus those “Are you gellin?” commercials will take on a whole new meaning.
Try turning on the Siren, that should alert some other people to come and help us.
You should only resort to that wendigo-ing gets tough.
I waited a minotaur two for this comment to go where it belongs but now I fear Loz’s nestor is broken.
Ogre-at, she sounded the siren too soon and snapped the thread!
I’m failblogly-challenged today. What is wrong with me? No one else having commenting problems?
I think a lotta people are having the same problems but some of the problems are fixing themselves. I blame Mikey D.
Me too! He’s always messing around with the space-time continuum!
*Gives DNMD the quizzical eye.*
Test squeeze!
*Falls into wormhole.*
*jumps into the wormhole*
*follows after Mikey into the wormhole*
*baits hook with wormhole*
He has something super-dense in that hat of his that bends space-time I reckon. Which then fluffs all the nesting arrangements.
*Appears out of wormhole.*
Squeeze test!
*Slips into time rift.*
That made me laugh.
*SQUEEZE*
Did it work?
It made you laugh and some how I have an extra sandwich.
Works for me!
Hmmm. . . and an extra space.
YOU GUYS STOP MESSIN’ WITH THE STC RIGHT NOW!
I just got the damned thing fixed.
*Takes a stick and pokes at Dragon to see if he can get her to yell again* That rage was kinda sexy.
Kids off today eh? Sheesh. Well I never.
Yeah, If you want something new to do…
FAIL BOG is open and has a nice picnic area where you can “picnic” or watch Trolls sink.
There’s also a Magic Bukkit Fountain to fill your own personal Bukkit with nastiness.
HEY! There’s a moustache in this here bukkit!
*hairy kersplotch*
*sneaks up behind Mikey D and gives him a good squeeze* I didn’t even need the cupcakes as bait! Let’s go eat them at the FAIL BOG
Well…I can’t yell now. That would be rewarding bad behavior, and I’m against doing that.
Poking dragons with sticks just leads to massive internal bleeding and third degree burns, usually.
but sometimes poking dragons causes a bunch of posts to appear, and you get to comment first as many times as you want. Hear that trolls, as many times as you want.
Has anyone seen Mikey D? I think he’s vanished like the others.
Nope, didn’t see him.
*sneakysneakysneakysneak*
BOO!
*SQUEEZE*
I’m here!
*SQUEEZE*
Aahhhh *falls onto floor in fright*
*helps McFail up* Now where the hell did he go again? Damn that sneaky moomin!
We’d best set some Moomin traps to catch him. What’s the best thing to use as bait?
A clothes-less Mookie?
I’m not entirely sure I agree with the idea of trapping moomins, it’s inmoomine!
Well good sir, we only want to catch him to give him a good squeeze! Maybe cuddle with him for a little
*twiddles moustache*
I suggest mongoose cupcakes with pink sprinkles be used as bait.
I think there’s something wrong with your mustache… *hands mysterious stranger a mirror*
*places mongoose cupcakes with pink sprinkles down and hides behind a tree*
Now we wait…
Oooh cupcakes! And a tree to sit underneath too! Magic!
*sits under tree munching cupcakes*
Cupcakes! Sorry I was so late I got a little lost in the STC but Dragonwriter’s got it all fixed up now
*munches cupcake*
Yay! Sorry to break up the picnic (and I do like picnics) but I have to go now, have a good weekend y’all! *SQUEEZES*
*SQUEEZE* Have a good weekend Mikey! I still have 3 hours before my weekend begins
We’ll miss you *SQUEEZES*
Would you care to join me at the FAIL BOG to finish off these cupcakes McFail?
That sounds wonderful Mr. Cuddles
Hey…did you guys save me a cupcake??
Aahhhh! *jumps onto chair in fright*
Yikes!
*Drops sandwich into time rift.*
Well now my lunch is history.
Well, you never know, it may have gone into the future and you’ll find it again sometime.
I think when you expressed your love to Ben, he didn’t feel it was heartfelt enough and is trying to teach you a lesson. I could be wrong, just saying…
Not to worry, this themis still working.
can you hear that sound? its my hooves! clippety clop! hahahaha! clippety clop! hahahaha! clippety clop! hahahaha! clippety clop! hahahaha! clippety clop! hahahaha! my hooves! my hooves!
ctrl c, ctrl v: very handy for the oldins
oh no its the glue factory!
no,no, no, see the vet had just purchased that carrage from the knakers. So you see, you had no need for worry, Boxer will be fine. (Napolion is allways right)
*Nested shrug*
Holy Mongoose in a Cupcake! Failblog posts and “I love you guys comment” and then the whole thing goes topsy turvy on us!
*removes “d” from first “and”*
Love stinks,
Yeah, yeah. . .
You don’t think… the love was a lie? *whimpers*
It’s love is like a tidal wave, spinning over my head. . .
Oh, go on, you heartbreaker.
Don’t you mess around.
NO NO NO!
“What is love, baby don’t hurt me”
Okay this has nothing to do with the fail except that yeah nothing, I was right the first time. Just wanted to share.
.
And remember to “plop the ham thusly” (click in my name for a drag of a video)
Too funny. You wantie a pickle surprise Ry?
As long as it isn’t a Baby Dill, I am all over that.
Well of course not, I come from the clan of the long knives.
Or long pickles in this case.
PICKLE SURPRISE
*plops mr. cuddles’ ham thusly*
Don’t forget to spread the sandwich spread on my english muffin
thanks I just put one out, where the HELL did you find that?
Well, it started with emails back and forth while I was in Florida. First we talked about the gay guy on Family GUy with the weird voice and they use his voice for lots of characters “Not so fast y’all” and then it went to Old Greg who I believe is the same voice. Then it just went from there. And now we have Pickle Surprise this morning filling my inbox.
can you hear that sound? its my hooves! clippety clop! hahaha!its my hooves! clippety clop! hahaha! its my hooves! clippety clop! hahaha! its my hooves! clippety clop! hahaha! its my hooves! clippety clop! hahaha!
his hands do like kinda like hooves, WTF is he going to do after he crosses that road? F$%k’in freak
Is you back yet?
No, I am still on a plane. We are just circling until the ice melts.
With your hot thang on board it shouldn’t take long.
why did the freaky half man, half horse cross the road? ’cause his massive horse dong was stuck in the chicken
and the chicken was stuck in a duck…
And the chicken said “What the cluck?” to duck in which he was stuck.
*throws up ‘the’*
Thank you Mr. Cuddles. I wont break it, promise.
ooh chicken sandwich!
now if the duck is stuck in a turkey, and the turkey gets preggers, would it have a turducken?
Just a lot of gas and a big smile is all.
FIRST
not even close
Just ignore them and they will hmm, just ignore them, it’s better that way.
First fail, oh wait, not even that
Wow, you failed at failing. You failed… at failing… to troll. There needs to be a hardcore version of failblog just for that guy.
that couldn’t be more obvious that that was photoshopped! for one its the wrong shape, and two, the letters are wonky and differnet sizes
Your letters are wonky, how can we trust your opinion on other letters?
I’m so glad you said that. I thought I had had a stroke.
Photograph does not show whole horse just horse’s….hole.
kingofmuses@gmail.com send me n00dz
Failblog fail:
This should be “Taxonomy Fail”
I agree! It should be “Taxonomy Fail!”
Let’s recaption….
Look at the lettering. This is a bad Photoshop job.
It’s funny because there is a man in the sign.
Oh, I just got it, yea, thats funny.
*Glowers at funnyboi and fake laughs*
photoshop fail
This is quite clearly doctored
AWESOME fail!
Look at that horse… the bushy tail, the big teeth, the hoofs…
You’re a dumbass.
it might actually be a moth
I was so pissed at my roommate I took a shit between his mattress and box spring. I then put the mattress back on top and put the sheets back on the bed and placed a little piece of shit on top of his pillow. He will clean up the shit on the pillow but things will still stink. This way it will take him a while to figure out where the stink is coming from.
good god man, you’re his roommate, you’re gonna have to live with the stink of your own shit as well, I bet it’s you that gets sick of it and cleans it before he does!
They are Blind! For Crying Out Loud, It’s A Chicken!
ARG!!!! y dey put a pic of a doggy?!?!?!?
moo?
That’s two different signs! You’re so dumb…
Blah – photoshopped. The lettering is all over the place
you can lead a human to water…
FAILLL!!!