Comments on: Paradoxical Fail http://failblog.org/2009/01/30/paradoxical-fail/ Fail and Epic Fail Pictures and Videos in one blog. For all those precious fail moments, whip out your camera and see your epic fail picture and videos here. Sun, 12 Feb 2012 23:45:41 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: attorneys http://failblog.org/2009/01/30/paradoxical-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-852735 Tue, 20 Apr 2010 18:33:26 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12120#comment-852735 chicken and egg fail.

]]> By: Medical transcription boy http://failblog.org/2009/01/30/paradoxical-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-536817 Mon, 27 Jul 2009 05:42:17 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12120#comment-536817 You are all stupid. This isn’t a paradox. It’s a contradiction. A paradox is something that only seems illogical but isn’t.

FAIL BLOG FAIL

]]> By: Laser Wolf http://failblog.org/2009/01/30/paradoxical-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-468716 Sat, 13 Jun 2009 01:51:39 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12120#comment-468716 Y’know, that actually makes sense. The lid would have to be closed before you can open it.

]]> By: straightline http://failblog.org/2009/01/30/paradoxical-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-345094 Sat, 28 Mar 2009 11:14:41 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12120#comment-345094 I agree with drek

]]> By: WryGrin http://failblog.org/2009/01/30/paradoxical-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-323684 Sat, 14 Mar 2009 07:29:18 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12120#comment-323684 … wut?

]]> By: drek http://failblog.org/2009/01/30/paradoxical-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-302407 Sat, 28 Feb 2009 13:52:22 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12120#comment-302407 exactly, this is not even a paradox its completly logical, to the point of being too obviuous. and this post is a “fail blog fail” :P

]]> By: Kutagari http://failblog.org/2009/01/30/paradoxical-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-302222 Sat, 28 Feb 2009 05:27:41 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12120#comment-302222 Truthfully, this would be more an “obvious fail”, seeing as how you can’t open something without having it closed first.

]]> By: bubs AKA vermin http://failblog.org/2009/01/30/paradoxical-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-299348 Thu, 26 Feb 2009 05:11:13 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12120#comment-299348 paradoxes are SO much fun. XD

]]> By: fighterhawk http://failblog.org/2009/01/30/paradoxical-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-279260 Tue, 10 Feb 2009 07:16:48 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12120#comment-279260 In this photo released by China’s Xinhua News Agency, a collapsed 60-meter-long (197 feet) section of Jintang Bridge falls onto a cargo ship after an accident near the eastern seaport of Ningbo, of east China’s Zhejiang Province on Thursday, March 27, 2008. Four crew members remain missing, according to Chin

]]> By: Luke http://failblog.org/2009/01/30/paradoxical-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-277905 Mon, 09 Feb 2009 11:45:07 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12120#comment-277905 It makes sense considering the device in question is a paint mixer.

Should say “For safety, always close paint pail lid before opening mixer” though to make it less paraxodical.

]]> By: "reply" http://failblog.org/2009/01/30/paradoxical-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-273966 Thu, 05 Feb 2009 22:30:53 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12120#comment-273966 RickRoll’d! Hellz yeah!

]]> By: Cam http://failblog.org/2009/01/30/paradoxical-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-271991 Wed, 04 Feb 2009 21:22:10 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12120#comment-271991 Shit I didn’t add a t :O Im gonna get flamed

]]> By: Cam http://failblog.org/2009/01/30/paradoxical-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-271989 Wed, 04 Feb 2009 21:21:10 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12120#comment-271989 Snake.
Yo Snake!!!
SSNNNAAAAAAAKKKKKKEEEEEEEEE!!!!

STFU!!!

Sorry G I thought Snake was dead

Didn’ even break a sweat
Shit I killed a dog by sweating…

]]> By: selken http://failblog.org/2009/01/30/paradoxical-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-267595 Sun, 01 Feb 2009 20:18:11 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12120#comment-267595 For safety always fail before fail xD

]]> By: walnutter http://failblog.org/2009/01/30/paradoxical-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-267223 Sun, 01 Feb 2009 11:46:26 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12120#comment-267223 All this time i’ve been opening before closing… i could of been killed. no more spring snakes to the eyes for me!

]]> By: J2800 http://failblog.org/2009/01/30/paradoxical-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-267156 Sun, 01 Feb 2009 06:02:32 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12120#comment-267156 Hey, can I watch?

]]> By: J2800 http://failblog.org/2009/01/30/paradoxical-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-267155 Sun, 01 Feb 2009 06:01:24 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12120#comment-267155 *throws skwerlly bob in there, too*

Just kidding. Skwerrly Bob, I would never do that.

]]> By: J2800 http://failblog.org/2009/01/30/paradoxical-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-267154 Sun, 01 Feb 2009 05:59:17 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12120#comment-267154 *masturbates all over the boxes*

Still want ‘em?

]]> By: Sunny http://failblog.org/2009/01/30/paradoxical-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-267071 Sun, 01 Feb 2009 04:26:02 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12120#comment-267071 This one made me stare off into space and think.

]]> By: SkeetSmoothie http://failblog.org/2009/01/30/paradoxical-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-267019 Sun, 01 Feb 2009 02:47:16 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12120#comment-267019 *climaxes*

]]> By: Cam http://failblog.org/2009/01/30/paradoxical-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-266732 Sat, 31 Jan 2009 20:59:49 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12120#comment-266732 You took my ideeaaa!!!”Removes”

I never even got a chance!!!

]]> By: Robacide http://failblog.org/2009/01/30/paradoxical-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-266521 Sat, 31 Jan 2009 16:37:01 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12120#comment-266521 Should you not be hibernating about now?

]]> By: JOhn Matthies http://failblog.org/2009/01/30/paradoxical-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-266437 Sat, 31 Jan 2009 14:36:30 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12120#comment-266437 LOL, makes perfect sense to me it does!

RT
http://www.internet-privacy.us.tc

]]> By: Loz http://failblog.org/2009/01/30/paradoxical-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-266239 Sat, 31 Jan 2009 11:35:09 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12120#comment-266239 *touches the skwerl’s penis to make him feel better*

]]> By: HalpBunneh http://failblog.org/2009/01/30/paradoxical-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-266218 Sat, 31 Jan 2009 08:03:49 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12120#comment-266218 *Hears Evervescent saying “supposing my buddies don’t find my stash and OMNOMNOM them all.”

*looks up from OMNOMNOM’ing*

*runs*

]]> By: DrB http://failblog.org/2009/01/30/paradoxical-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-266187 Sat, 31 Jan 2009 06:57:55 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12120#comment-266187 Those first three words, Ry. You know I’m a pretty casual ’round the cycle kinda guy, and happy to learn…but…I just couldn’t…I don’t think…
.
Ok, now I’m curious…

]]> By: DrB http://failblog.org/2009/01/30/paradoxical-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-266185 Sat, 31 Jan 2009 06:49:48 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12120#comment-266185 …and a bag for a loo…

]]> By: DrB http://failblog.org/2009/01/30/paradoxical-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-266184 Sat, 31 Jan 2009 06:49:11 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12120#comment-266184 Woodchuck!

]]> By: DrB http://failblog.org/2009/01/30/paradoxical-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-266183 Sat, 31 Jan 2009 06:47:56 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12120#comment-266183 Rambum? I thought that was Freddy Mercury.

]]> By: asdfawe http://failblog.org/2009/01/30/paradoxical-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-266182 Sat, 31 Jan 2009 06:47:19 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12120#comment-266182 Failblog FAIL!

No pics show up for me

]]> By: DrB http://failblog.org/2009/01/30/paradoxical-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-266180 Sat, 31 Jan 2009 06:45:28 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12120#comment-266180 You bet. No freebies in this Inn.

]]> By: capt. awesome http://failblog.org/2009/01/30/paradoxical-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-266123 Sat, 31 Jan 2009 04:14:18 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12120#comment-266123 Anpu solved this riddle years ago, but he won’t tell anyone the answer. He says you have to figure it out on your own.

]]> By: Ryannon http://failblog.org/2009/01/30/paradoxical-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-266052 Sat, 31 Jan 2009 03:20:39 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12120#comment-266052 He’s asking if you have a twig and berries, male dangly bits, little elvis and the backup singers, big ed and the twins…you know, a guy as opposed to a girl.

]]> By: Ryannon http://failblog.org/2009/01/30/paradoxical-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-266048 Sat, 31 Jan 2009 03:18:42 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12120#comment-266048 Crass? No way. Titillating? Perhaps.

]]> By: r-turd http://failblog.org/2009/01/30/paradoxical-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-266040 Sat, 31 Jan 2009 03:12:49 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12120#comment-266040 i am shiva, god of closed lids. please open me, before you close yourself

]]> By: Ashley http://failblog.org/2009/01/30/paradoxical-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-266011 Sat, 31 Jan 2009 02:52:08 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12120#comment-266011 So make sure you close the lid, even if its already closed, that way youll be extra safe! lol

]]> By: ccuto http://failblog.org/2009/01/30/paradoxical-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-265983 Sat, 31 Jan 2009 02:29:45 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12120#comment-265983 your body fits me like a glove

]]> By: Logan http://failblog.org/2009/01/30/paradoxical-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-265948 Sat, 31 Jan 2009 01:37:30 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12120#comment-265948 Subliminal girl scout messages…

]]> By: DrB http://failblog.org/2009/01/30/paradoxical-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-265887 Sat, 31 Jan 2009 00:33:43 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12120#comment-265887 Yes, crass. Even by my sub-standards. My apols plussingaswhich.
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*leaves for a bday party*

]]> By: Ryannon http://failblog.org/2009/01/30/paradoxical-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-265776 Fri, 30 Jan 2009 22:27:25 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12120#comment-265776 They suck period. I am a Floridian by birth, support any other team from Florida, hate the Dolphins. They could win the superbowl and still suck in my mind. pffffft pfthooey

]]> By: Ryannon http://failblog.org/2009/01/30/paradoxical-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-265775 Fri, 30 Jan 2009 22:26:21 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12120#comment-265775 HOCKEY!_)#)(*_@*)#)(@*#_@) I love hockey! Hockey is the greatest sport on the planet. *masturbates to thoughts of several old school Panthers*

]]> By: Ryannon http://failblog.org/2009/01/30/paradoxical-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-265774 Fri, 30 Jan 2009 22:24:34 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12120#comment-265774 I have an owie right here *points* Can you fix it?

]]> By: Ryannon http://failblog.org/2009/01/30/paradoxical-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-265773 Fri, 30 Jan 2009 22:23:15 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12120#comment-265773 No no, nothing sinister. I am not a full figured woman. I can barely fill out the figure I have so I am off the list.

]]> By: Marius http://failblog.org/2009/01/30/paradoxical-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-265747 Fri, 30 Jan 2009 21:59:21 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12120#comment-265747 *Chuckles.*

]]> By: Marius http://failblog.org/2009/01/30/paradoxical-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-265742 Fri, 30 Jan 2009 21:54:47 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12120#comment-265742 Tatanka.

]]> By: Aja http://failblog.org/2009/01/30/paradoxical-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-265735 Fri, 30 Jan 2009 21:43:02 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12120#comment-265735 Nothing to do with hockey, but I just read that Bill Frindall has died.
A sad day for cricket.

]]> By: Cloral http://failblog.org/2009/01/30/paradoxical-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-265715 Fri, 30 Jan 2009 21:21:15 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12120#comment-265715 Hey now, the Dolphins were pretty good this year. Sure they lost in the playoffs, but after going 1-15 a 11-5 season is damn impressive. And if memory serves, they won the last several regular season games to get into the playoffs as the AFC east champs. So to say they sucked at the end of the season would be pretty far off.

]]> By: Funnyboi http://failblog.org/2009/01/30/paradoxical-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-265704 Fri, 30 Jan 2009 21:14:28 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12120#comment-265704 It’s funny because it’s a paradox.

]]> By: Skwerlly Bob of FAIL BOG Co. Inc. http://failblog.org/2009/01/30/paradoxical-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-265626 Fri, 30 Jan 2009 20:25:57 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12120#comment-265626 Yes, throw him in, Will is on a break looking at Pr0n no doubt. If he floats use one of those big rocks.

]]> By: Ryannon http://failblog.org/2009/01/30/paradoxical-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-265612 Fri, 30 Jan 2009 20:22:03 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=12120#comment-265612 Pfft get back to me when you can do it under 12.

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