Hey Failers,
We don’t say much here. We try to post what you tell us to post and STFU. But I’m compelled to write to you, out of the blue, to thank you for the amazing community all you Failers have built. (Yes. We DO read your comments, and quite often, we’re ROFLcoptering and cleaning up spit off the monitors. Sometimes, we just cringe at the fail.) It’s been less than a year since we started running FAIL Blog. In that time, you have read a bazillion pages, helped us become the #1 channel on YouTube and generally tolerated our mistakes and bugs.
So here it is. *takes a deep breath. gets ready to run.*
I love you Failers. I love you hard.
Fail on,
Ben
EDITOR’S UPDATE: Holy crap, peeps. Let’s try not to say anything in the comments you’re gonna regret tomorrow. It’s not like I’m gonna put out ’cause you told me you love me too. 
Ditto!
So how hard was that again???
I speak for all of me when I say “Luvvers you too”
I loves me some Failblog. We’ve been dating for five or six months and it’s getting serious. We’ve had some ups and downs, and taken a break or two, but only my love for Zorb fail can come between us.
So a threesome, is it?
Yup! But I call the middle.
ooo Dilly sandwich!
But I’d like to go back to the original topic here and say “we love you too, failblog, and hopefully one day you’ll get the courage to get down on one knee and ask us the question.”
Hopefully one day you’ll get even more courage to get down on both knees and…
…belt out Mammy from The Jazz Singer.
zing.
…belt out the song ‘Mammy’ from ‘The Jazz Singer.’
zing.
geez, somedays nothing goes right =[
That’s why we love FailBlog
Aw, Ben. We love ya hard back…
Wait, I mean we love you back hard…
Umm… just go on without me, I’ll get this eventually!
Yeah…what Lol said!!!:)
FailBlog. We love you too!!! “Salutes”
Oh and guys you fail its been more than a year
Jan. 3, 2008
http://failblog.org/2008/01/03/classic-baby/
Memories…
*insert suck-up praise here*
*insert lame praise here*
Exactly. Failblog NEEDS days like that to live long and prosper!
I brazalian waxed both of my eggs for you Ben!!!
jk (maybe)
I call sloppy 400-somethings!
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MUHHH!!!
you love us while you are hard? or you are hard, and therefore love us? or you love us so hard you get hard?
Why the HELL are you asking me this???
:p
You were asking for it, with that hot nesting action!
Hey, he nested in me…! I’m completely innocent!
I…I feel so violated…
Poice report reads: “Local chick was asking for it, look at that outfit”
You’re listening to SHIT radio again…aren’t you??
That’s where I heard you, um, “failed to stop at a railroad crossing.”
m
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Kind of like that car carrier that got t-boned by the train. LOL.
Holy crap, since when did they read prostitution offences on the radio?
I do love teh nesting action…
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Love win – Troll language posting fail.
i love you to and i wanna keep going on and on and on OH YA!… ok go clean up u disgust me
whats up wit all dah werd photos?..
Is it completely stupid that this chokes me up?
Trolls need not reply.
*sniffle*
Um…YEAH! Stupid!
*surreptitiously wipes away a tear*
*grins*
*slightly tearily*
*offers hankie*
*takes proffered hankie*
Thanks
*dabs eyes*
I gotta say it, I love this place!
*hands hankie back*
*takes hankie*
*WHOOOOOOOOOOONK!!!!*
*sniff*
Me too.
*offers Dragon a ShamWow to replace flimsy hankie*
This might work better. It’s a new one, fresh outta the box.
So you think, AHHHRRR!!
I have my own supply, thank you very much!
*wrings out Shamwow and sidesteps the resultant waterfall*
Tanks, Avis.
She IS a bloody tank commander! *also cries*
Um… what?
I think she’s talking about Zorb still…
OOoohh.
Still!?
Dragon! Zorb and I are over, I’ll get past this. And no, Avis, I just meant you’re good at maneuvers. What with the flying and all.
…Always.
Poor Dilly. When will she realize that that Zorb will never treat her right?
But like a rubber ball, he’ll come bouncing back again… eventually.
*grins*
He’s just so…so ZORB, you know? He knocks me over, I can’t let him go.
Oh Dilly.. it’s time we introduced you to new fails. You can’t keep on moaning around in your pajamas eating ice cream all day.
I’m still lusting after Chuck Storm Fail. Why won’t he return my calls?
w-w-what’s wrong with that?
ar-ar-are there cameras in my house coz i’m not Dilly
omg, there are
can u c me waving?
*Holds up “Hi Mum!” sign*
*shoves empty icecream packs under desk*
EDDIE FAN!
or at least that is where i went.
um…cake please!
*flies out of the way, lands on Dragons shoulder*
Yowza!
You’re welcome!
While the fails are usually funny, It is the core community of FailBlog that keeps me coming back. Especially the comments of folks like Avis here, Dragonwriter and a few others.
Pun wars, wordplay and line-at-a-time joketelling FTW.
I do agree. You guys are the best commenters!
so, you are saying you love my CORE__!!??? eeegggsellent
*big grin*
*takes a bow*
agreeeed.
I just found Failblog recently, and I second Erm. I love the fails, the commentary and the interplay of regular commentors.
i love this place…
Same as Erm
FIRST!
More like FIRST fail…
I see what you did there.
Great, you ruined the whole page. Go fail yourself.
Totally stupid.
*grabs a box of tissues*
Yep, it’s stupid… *sob* I FEEL THE WUV!
We trolls do not serve out of need, but as a voluntary service to the community.
You misspelled disservice.
And compulsive.
That took me a second…
Then your lady must not be that satisfied!
Took me a millisecond too…
I lurve this trip on the Fail Boat.
Fail-blog is my favourite stopping place! Keep delivering those ass over teakettle mixups right to us!
We love you too. But don’t call me “peeps”. That implies sordid sessions at your window. And I told you I’m in therapy for that!
Whenever you see an Open Thread like this, you kind of expect it to say: “This is our last post”.
Glad you’re saying the opposite. I love this site, I get a laugh every single day, and I don’t expect that to ever change. Keep up the great work.
I ROFLcopter at the fails too!
SOI SOI SOI.
My ROFL copter is vegan now, so it goes : SOY SOY SOY
Failblog is brought to you by Soylent red and Soylent yellow, high energy vegetable concentrates, and new, delicious, Soylent green. The miracle food of high-energy plankton gathered from the oceans of the world.
that is such a good idea! harvest plankton for a high protein, inexpensive, renewable food source…feed the masses with it…yes…
I was thinking the same thing! I saw the post and went “Nooooo, I just started following them!” Ben, you rock our socks! X-D
i know, that was my thought too. i would die if failblog was no more. what else would i have to live for if i couldn’t see other people’s fail?
That statement’s pretty depressing, dude…
It’s depressing to admit that I’m depressed to know that this site of depressing fails relieves my depression, by only by a depressingly small amount.
Aghh my head asplode..
*hands pet.mousse Bukkit v1.0, while using Asterisks v3.0, with Capital letters v3.0 and Commas v3.0 to do so*
Here you go!
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It makes people’s heads implode instead of asploding! Genius isn’t it?
I’m pretty sure that’s called schadenfreude, “happiness at the misfortune of others.”
that word must come in handy.
I laughed for five minutes at that comment. Thanks so much. *wipes tear*
Isnt it like Masachism By Proxy.
A weird combination of standard masachism, using the concept of by proxy as revealed in Munchousins By Proxy???
i love this comment. and i love you jess for writing it.
We love you too!
They lie, they will put out for us.
If you ask nicely ;D
They like us, they REALLY like us!
Epic Win.
I LOVE YOU TOO LIKE I LOVE A GOOD FACEPLANT!
the faceplant, a plant found in the eastern amazon rainforest, is considered a delicacy in many countries. it has recently become an endangered species due to its overuse on many internet websites
The facepalm (a distant relative of aforementioned faceplant), is mostly found in western asia and northern africa. This beautiful tree is suffering a similar fate to that of its amazonian cousin. Efforts are in place to ensure its survival.
The face-lift: a lever-like device used for prying, generally made from the branches of the facepalm tree.
wooot!!! you guys rule!
Hells yes!
Failblog=win
<3.
Your welcome.
Um, surprisingly, this is correct. Horrifying.
*faints*
*fans*
*fannies*
*farts*
That was mature.
That was timely.
Actually, it’s wrong. Should read, “You’re welcome.” I learned that in the second grade.
no, it’s “your welcome” as in “your welcome is in my pants”.
…next to the potato.
mookie, you are my sunshine
hmm, that’s a new one, but I like it.
Ben, I lurv you too
wait… whose welcome is in fluffy’s pants?
Damn…there goes the spit on the screen again… at least it better be spit
And when are you going back to finish the third?
This wouldn’t have anything to do with Bloggies, would it? (I totally voted for you, BTW.)
We didn’t even know we were nominated. Oops.
Fitting for the Fail site
Thanks! Love this site much. It’s a nice end to a day of working with Failed people! And a nice interruption in the day too,
Commas are interruptive,
punctuationus interruptus,
creating a disturbed sentence,
Always FAILs. My friend tried that once, he has a kid now.
Commas are ,
Asterisks are *
Punctuation v3.0 is: ! . : ; , ? ” ‘ ) ( * ` \ – ….
Woo! Keep on failing on!
I thought you were going to say “We love you but we’re sending weasels to devour you in the night. It was great while it lasted.”
You just made me ROFLMao.
“Ass” and “off” don’t deserve capitalization as well? I’m sorry you have a terrible ass.
Oooh, ouch. You just offed his ass.
Well, it’s ugly. He should stop hanging out pantsless in the park.
But the schoolgirls seem to like it.
seem? is there a hidden meaning in that sentence? o_0
No, no. It means he’s rolling on the floor laughing with Mao.
Little red ROFLbook! Little red ROFLbook!
cake or death?
Death. NO, I MEANT CAKE!
what is the airspeed of an unladen swallow?
*wonky face*
Methinks you’re mixing your quotational metaphors.
*approaches underneath a ShamWow, doing a ghost impression*
WoooOOOoooOOOooo!
*SQUEEZE*
*vanishes, leaving the shamwow to drift to the floor*
Muahahahahahahahahaha.
As opposed to an unladen spits?
Comments Wont <nest FAIL!!
he restss
African or European?
You said death first!
Can I have some cake please? No, we’re all out.
So my choices are “or death”??
i’m here to eat cake and kick ass. and im allllll out of cake!
Then I’ll have the chicken.
the cake is a lie.
The cake is a lie
the CAKE is a LIE :’(
New reality show “Laughing with Mao!”
No no no, you see its a reference to the above posters name. You get it now? It’s funny, just trust me.
I see it
Ahh. Enlightenment.
So where did those weasels come from then?
I’m more concerned about where they all went. *looks around nervously*
You’re all so smrt <3
Digging the Izzard reference string, though.
*sniff* hey, you don’t hear (read?) that kind of words too often. Thanks for making a great site
Love you too (fan-webmaster gay love fail?).
DEAR GOD PEOPLE. It’s ALWAYS opposite day when you use fail/win.
Doesn’t (fan-webmaster gay love win?) make more sense?
He said in asterisk quotations that he was running away after he said that. Did we catch him yet? *puts on shoes, prepares to persue*
drunk?
Are you surprised?
I found you guys after the lolcats started to rot my teeth
I loves yous guys, there’s nothing after a long day like watching a pole dancer land on her/his spine, I still laugh everytime. Keep up the failures!
I’m gonna call you “hue”…cause hue the man
I’m going to call you “gay”…. cause you might be.
I’m going to call you “Ray”… cause you might be blind.
Reminds me of a syllogism I saw once:
God is love,
Love is blind,
Ray Charles is blind,
Ray Charles is God!
Nobody is perfect.
I am nobody.
I am perfect.
I gonna call you “Troll” because you suck.
Win.
Actually, it wasn’t THAT bad.
I’m going to call you a win, because there is a slight possibility you might be one
im going to say no, there is no possibility he’a a win
i’m going to call you a cowboy, because they apparently suck
And I’m going to call you “the person who used this sort of message just past the point where it was remotely funny” because you are that person.
I’m confused, who is a win?
I could tell you, but then I’d have to *FOOOOM!!* you.
Kinky.
Only if fire turns you on. Dragons fire.
I could deal with that
*cough*
Ahem.
Anyhow.
*blink*
Sorry, I may or may not have ADD…
Oh, that chick from the Wonder Years.
Remember when he kissed her…on the eye?
Failboats come full circle?
nope. failboats come all over you and your moms face
I love this…The guy is so thoroughly enslaved that the only identity he’s allowed online is “ownwd”. Not only that, but he slavishly posts insults that he doesn’t even bother with correct capitalization or punctuation and fails to realize that “yo mamma” jokes are only funny when they’re self-satirical.
EPIC Fail at being mean and Depressive
All FAIL ahead on the FAILBOAT of destiny!
This is probably the best site on all the internets. I ROFLcopter all day here thanks to you guys.
I used to ROFLcopter all day too, before I lost my job. Now I have to settle with ROFLcycling cause I can’t afford the gas
man its cold and snowy out, is your ROFLcycle at least heated?
Mine’s not.
Is that a jonquil?
I didn’t even think about that since its only like 60F outside and it hasen’t snowed here since the 80′s.
I love this blog! iI love it so much that everyday i have to get out my ROTFLprius, it gets 40-some miles to the ROFL gallon!
Obviously I cannot type…and I’m no longer a comment Virgin!
*hands Kumquat the Bukkit as part of initiation*
Go for it!
Omg.
My dog’s name is Kumquat.
…WHY IS MY DOG COMMENTING ON FAILBLOG??
Evolution.
I just got that.
If you cling to a thread with prehensile toes…you ‘aint got that.
What do i do with the bukkit? Remember I’m new. Meaning, I’m not a lurker, so I’m at a loss with this bukkit?
Well you left the computer on, so i made a blog Dragonwriter!
You dunk your head into the bukkit when you make a typo/grammar/spelling mistake. I make ton of mistakes myself so you usually have to ask me for the bukkit. I think I should just get one of my own. The bukkit is filled with your least favo(u)rite pudding flavo(u)r.
I didn’t know anyone had a least favorite flavor of pudding. I didn’t know such a thing was possible.
Oh. Trust me. Try the blue-cheese-olive-grapefruit.
Or the fish-sauce-with-Limberger.
That’s the least of your worries, it drove your car into a fence, hung out pantsless in the park, smacked someone in the face, answered the iron, fell off an amp, used the wrong lugnuts, and yelled “FIRST!!11!!” using 400 different avatars!
Don’t look down, she’s at it again.
Well, her dog is a dog, and dogs can’t look up.
Dogs look up to you… cats look down on you… pigs look you right in the eye.
then ya smack ‘em and make bacon sammich’s. problem solved.
Dragon’s dog is a squirrel?
Can’t be…he’s not dressed up in a pink tutu.
We’ve seen the pictures, you’ve been busted.
Her? She’s been a stuck up overpaid hussy ever since she became “The most famous squirrel on the Internet” or whatever.
I did one (1) photo shoot with her, after which she used and abused me for quite a memorable week. Then she dumped me for some dumb muscle bound fox squirrel! She was good in the nest and all, but your cookies are soooo MUCH better!
Please do not demean me in such a way Avis. (seriously)
[Note: I surely wouldn't mind being DW's]
I WAS kidding. Please accept my deepest apologies.
*waits patiently for basket of hot cookies (while
I ponder the acceptance of your deep apologies)*
Ok, the blogmonster ate my comment, but rest assured it was very nasty, so PLLLBBBTTT!
Your sincere , but sarcastic apology accepted Sweetie.
I’m going to have to kill you now, for the second time tonight, as Dragon ahjs already done so.
*GLOWERS*
OH FU&#
Bukkit!
*passes the bukkit*
*KERSPLORTCH*
Mackerel is soooo unpleasant!
*taps dragonwriter politely on shoulder*
Uh, dragonwriter Ma’am? we only use the Bukkit v1.0 around here now…we will all know that it is the current version if you capatlize the “b”. Please and thank you.
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Out of interest, can i put froward a motion for me to become Failblog’s official mad scientist? please?
Denied. We already have one. But their identity is a secret.
*FOOOOOM!!!*s the escape artist and his capital B*
The bukkit is the bukkit. You don’t mess with the bukkit.
*examines wings, notices the tips are a wee bit singed*
Um… Dragon? A little warning next time? Please?
But I already upgraded it! Oh well. I’ll just use it for my own personal use then. *sigh*
You wouldn’t mind being my WHAT?
The Skwerl that gets to live in your buddy hammock drawer.
Pssst….look down.
↓ ↓ ↓
I saw, and still see, no problem stating the obvious implied innuendo that was eluded to (and might I add “just asking for it”) in AA’s comment.
Oh! And further eluded to by your “WOO HOO!” follow up.
That’s the only thing you could see in those posts?
Oh, you sad, sad little stain on the ShamWow.
no…….
but it’s funny
…and it keeps with your (your’s & AA’s) general smooching, wooing and etc. carrying on and is actually milder than some of the antics we’ve all been privileged to witness.
Squish me if you must. *awaits*
*gets one of her Rocs to squish him on Dragon’s behalf*
Goodnight girls & guys!
I’m off to sleep in my orange
“Buddy Hammock”
See y’all in the morrow.
May you all have a wonderful
evening/sleep/workday.
May all the Fails be someone else’s
and the Wins be your’s.
(:|)
My god, that was almost profound!!
What do you mean? The dog’s telling everybody!
Want some company? Your comment looks lonely down here all by itself…
You left the computer on… I got bored, started a blog, urinated on your pillows…. *ahem* i mean, made you cookies, and other such fun activities!
he was redirected from ihasahotdog?
What, pray tell, do I do with this Bukkit? I’m new not a lurker, so I’m at a loss here boys, and girls, and others of yet unknown gender.
lmao.
Dammit. Ben’s playing hard to get!
Okay, where’s my Admiral…??
I’m here, playing hard to get rid of.
*SMOOOCH!*
Failblog changed my life.
Hard to get rid of?
WOO HOO!
*SMOOOOCH!*
Me thinks he might mean:
“…Hard-on to get rid of.”
and is requesting your help.
Oh look. A rodent with a death wish.
*squishes rodent like a bug*
*wipes fingers off on ShamWow*
*hands Dragon a fresh ShamWow*
You may need this later.
We’re both going to need one tonight, Avis.
I don’t have an endless supply of them you know.
It’s okay…I’ll share mine.
*grin*
You’re right, we can share. I’m hittin’ the bunk; be sure to wake me when you come in.
*grin*
*nudge*
Ah, but if you order now you get 4 mini’s, 4 super larges, and some oxyclean.
this post fails at failing.
*GLOWERS*
Trolls need not respond.
that just invites them to
Loving the failers = FAIL
did you not hear Avis?
http://media.filmschoolrejects.com/images/tom-cruise-top-gun.jpg
*sniff*
Shut up, just shut up. You had me at, “Hey, Failers.”
Wow, hey, we haven’t seen YOU in a while!
Hi there!
Don’t you just love how these threads bring out all the lurkers? Every time, I’m telling you!
Yeah, what’s up with that? I don’t recognize any of these people! Join in, lurkers, you will get tazed and abused
is that a happy “just kidding” smiley face or is that a “I’m going to taze you till you burst into flames” smiley face?
Hee hee heeeeeeee…
*ahem*
I mean, obviously she’s kidding.
Knowing her, the latter. RUN!!
>):[
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Tazed and abused? Oooh! Oooh! Memememememememememe!!!
I’m gonna walk on you guys with my stilettos when I figure out who you are.
I’ve always wanted to be walked on….its good for the back
It is not nice to tase lurkers… they are nice, “quiet”,
occasionally contribute and often give me cookies!
-hands fresh out of the oven, with lots of chocolaty goodness cookies-
Oooooch! Ouch! Mmmmm! HOT! Yummmm! Hot! Aaaaah! Wooooo!
*puff puff puffs on cookies*
WOW! Thanks! These are good!
[Required Caveat: Not quite as good as Avis's]
Very good!
I’m not a lurker. I’ve just… never posted here before, that’s all.
*Starts Chanting:
ONE OF US ONE OF US*
But I’m not a lurker. I just like hanging around out of site, not posting any comments.
Hey, wait…
LOVE YOU TOO!!
I mean… You fail!
//sniffles//
I loves me some fail blog.
Ben, et. al., just one thing to say: THANKS for creating this wonderful place for all good folks to gather, share giggles, and make new friends. We may rag on the occasional “fail” but it never keeps us from contributing!
Amen.
its about time i got loved by someone.
So I just want to say – I became a fan of Failblog when I read the comments about using “hard” as an adjective… or was it a verb?…
I have never laughed or cried so much in my life. Days went by and I would laugh hysterically out of the blue. I thought I was losing it for awhile.
Thanks guys!
This surely must be my favorite comment (clickie).
(Don’t know why though.)
Is.. Is that my comment you are favoriting?
*blushes*
Shucks.. I don’t know what to say.. Gee whiz.. By golly.. Gosh..
RE: update: the only thing i’ll regret tomorrow is my huge hangover
We love you too Ben.
I LOVE YOU THIS MUCH
8========D
Have you been near Japanese schoolgirls recently by any chance?
I’m surprised by how relatively few trolls there are on this site… especially on a site dedicated to fails.
I’ve only started reading recently. Hopefully new winning fails will continue to emerge!
you haven’t been here long have you?
Not too long, but I said “relatively” few. And by that, I mean less than 1/4 of people are trolls.
I love you too <3
I wish I knew how to quit you Failblog.
Really? I don’t.
You’re doing the world a great service, my friend. Keep up the good work and I love you too.
<3
*is genuinely touched* *sniffles* I’m just proud to be part of a larger Internet family, knowing that I have friends all over the globe. You guys introduce me to new stuff and inform me of cool facts all the time (hey, before last week, I’d never heard the llama song!). I hate to leave my family every time i go back to college, but knowing I can still be in touch with everyone at FailBlog makes it better.
And hell, the Fails just make me laugh myself silly.
Bottom line: I love you all too! *hugs*
where were you touched? should i tell the police?
Um… he wasn’t… you can’t prove… who wants $1000!
I don’t think perverts can reach my heart.
That’s a really….interesting….video you have attached to your name, TS20. Anything you’d care to share about your….uh….fondness for coffee?
What? I still have that attached? Oh! Woops. No, I referenced it a while ago, that’s all. Need to start looking for a new one.
Well I hope your ad revenue is making you a killing.
That’s really the only real reason Ben and Cheezeburger love us.
I mean aside from all of out brilliant outrageous laughifying comments.
outourTHAT was the error you saw?
Your (dirty) touching post has caused me to come out and pop my lurking cherry to say I love you too, ya dirty hoer’s!
(P.S. Your ED page is full of phail. A true tribute!)
hehe, he said come
I love Failblog…introduced all my friends to it…keep up the good work!
Me too.
Nice. Cheers.
What about sharing the revenues off the ads with us? Just a thought.
That was pretty damn sexy
One thing is for certain, Failblog as a site is an epic win. It’s not them that fails, IT’S US! And we need to keep doin it so they never run out of material.
first!
Second!
FIRST FAIL!
Okay, who has the Tazer? Cause if you don’t act soon I’m charging up my 12-volt and getting the jumper cables.
Kudos to the folks behind the scenes for keeping this whole machinery running. And taming the blog monster as much as possible.
Here’s to many more failures throughout the long years. Without failblog the marketing psychology chapter of psych 201 would have turned my entire class into raging sociopaths.
Good news! Here, have another giant gummy bear on a stick.
Hey, it’s chez! Too bad that gummy bear’s coming to kill him, he was once an amusing troll.
It’s eating him!
And then it’s gonna eat me!
Oh my Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood!!!!
Chocolate rain!
*lurklurklurk*
<3 Failblog.
“Holy crap, peeps. Let’s try not to say anything in the comments you’re gonna regret tomorrow. It’s not like I’m gonna put out ’cause you told me you love me too.
”
you might.
Hey Fail blog, does this smell like chloroform to you?
MissDevin’s in the Little Angels Program.
I don’t get the fail. s it a joek?
uuuuuuh… fail.
lol
I’ve been drinking.
“anything in the comments you’re gonna regret tomorrow.”
whoops… my bad
I had nothing to do with this.
Ben could you PLEASE make Just One More Site??
Name it either “TROLL Blog” or “FIRST Blog.”
There you can encourage the Stupidity and Ignorance that normally leaks into your other sites and grieves us all.
Possibly you could write software that will keep the Trolls trapped there arguing, posting immature inanities and being utter fools.
Oh, defintely an “ECHO” to that one. FB, ya listenin’, buds?
We’ll surprise you one day.
We will.
We luv you long time in FAIL!
That’s the first time anyone has ever said that they loved me….
*cries with happiness that Tofu-Face is finally loved*
NO WAIT! I was wrong!
*cries with ROFLMAO tears that Tofu-Face is finally loved, but sadly it’s just an internet entity*
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just teasin’
i figure this of all times that it is necessary
MAH ROFLCOPTER GOES SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI
WOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
*hopes Loz sees this*
I have unsuccessfully tried to find the fail/comment that
has to do with the ROFLcopter and its accompanying noise.
Please help- post a link! Tell me the story! Anything!
I’m not a troll. Most of you know that. I’m just another
ex-lurker trying to learn my heritage..
Linky
I feel like I just met my dad.
Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
Is that the only thing you have to clean off the screen?
I’m from Brazil and I check this blog every silgle day. Congatulations to you! I hope you read this…
Much Love!
You call that a thank-you? FAIL!!!!!!!!!!
I’ve heard better thank-you at war crime trials. Try again. . .
Oh Dilly! Your favorite trolls is here!!!!
HEY!
mr. cuddles, did you throw up in my post up there???
OMFG GHOUCK!!
How’s your grandfather??!
i is scared for a second that failblog was ending reading that message. i faild
i want you to fail inside me
No, really. We’ll respect you in the morning!
Fail is strong, nothing bets Fail…
Awwww <3
*de-lurks*
Awww, Failbog, I love you too. And you’re so totally going to put out. *dons running shoes*
*re-lurks*
Failbog? *facepalm*
That would be a slimy, nasty place, full of ancient well-preserved bodies… and FAIL.
Damn.
You’re not gonna put out for me?
I’m disappointed
fake
Totally. I mean, it’s a good fake and all, but still, it is totally photoshopped.
MadScutter, are you an ex-lurker, or a seasoned member of this
community that just changed names/avatars, or what?
You seem to have a rather strong knowledge of previous fails
and the like.
we friggin’ love you too.
tl;dr
It’s funny because it’s not true
Thanks for all the love. Now my bum is sore
WHAT? They read our posts? Why didn’t anyone inform me when I signed up? Guess I will have to thread more carefully from now on.
*whispers* And does anyone know what they did to poor DrHugh?
Oh yes, the feeling is mutual.
Someone else might’ve mentioned this already, but this is clearly photoshopped.
It’s like a total fake. I can’t believe no one noticed before. Clearly we have superior noticing skills.
Good to be here, however sporadically. ^n_n^
I want your babies.
So i can eat them muhahaha
Failblog owns
I check here every day and am subbed to your YT channels ^_^
I luv you most because I will take “pantsless in the park” to my grave. I shall be a happy corpse.
You misspelled ‘she’.
YOU mispelled ‘ewe’
oh jeez i think i left my ‘S’ in my other pants… *runs off*
The Success of Failure. It was only a matter of time…
The Success of Failure. It was only a matter of time…
I’ve never posted a comment here (I’m just an everyday “reader” of failblog): I see there are more then enough comments without me..
But this.. I love you too man!
IMHO, failblog is an ironic name, since it is an epic WIN
OMG IWUNT FAILBLOG’Z BABYEEZ
oh wow
*SQUEEZES FAILBLOG*
*SQUEEZES FAILBLOG*
Noooo, he didn’t mean masturbate!
Yo have FAILED at loving. Let’s fcuk instead.
This is clearly a fail!
pwned
This post fails at failing, so it WINS!
Failblog is the best part of my day.
LOL, Ben
I had a tad too much to drink also yesterday and texted similar messages to girls I barely know
This site cracks me up EVERY DAY! I love it! Thanks…
I just want to go on record and say I feel like the ugly friend that got left at the bar when all the hot girls hooked up and were blowing guys in the parking lot. They all “went to the bathroom” while I held their seats when in reality they are out there getting facials.
.
A singular “I love you too Failblog” comes from me now that I have come back from the flight from hell into the land of ice.
Your are NOT ugly!
*welcomes ry back*
*spreads the love*
Damn quatum typos…
*Crosses out Your*
Your
*Replaces with You*
You
Must I remind you that I am old enough to be your mother and please, stop squeezing my boobs every time you typo. This isn’t a drinking game yanno.
Winnage!!!
Heterosexuality fail XD
Love is a bit strong…
But I sure do appreciate you!
We love you too.
Sorta.
I take it you even love us lurkers/occasional posters? Well then shut up! Just shut up! You had me at jello.
Oh my! I think Im in love!
i hope this relationship lasts forever…maybe we should get married?
(i already have the date picked out, so you can’t back out now)
lol
thanks fail blog for making my day almost everyday
Guy loves guy fail.
Heheh.
Looks like somebody got their banner ad check in the mail…
Years ago I promoted and dj’d a club based on this theme. Let me know if you’d like to collaborate!
Dayum, that smiley looks perverted. I think its the eyebrows.
Sooo hard. Oooooooh Baby!
“Provocative – to put it mildly.”
Los Angeles Times
“Explores the many mysteries of the Failboat as never before.”
New York Times
“Funny at times, violent, and sad. Rating: Three and a half stars”
Roger Ebert
“A meandering, meaningless farce, an insubstantial look at a serious subject.”
Washington Post
“ZOMG!!!1 did u c taht guys face get smasht?! ROFLMAO”
mesterCh1efRULEZ
you bastards never put up the FAILs i email you =(
but i love this blog rock on
want to see something hilarious just add “in bed” to the end of every fortune cookie.
Thomas.
FAIL.
The End
thomas. — in bed
n00b. — in bed
FAIL. –
Oh god, oh god, get it out of my head!
I don’t think I would survive if it wasnt for my daily dose of failblog. No Joke. Laughter is the fuel that drives my motor and I can always count on failblog for a source of some premium high-octane comedy.
P.S. do the chances of you putting out increase or decrease if I tell you I love you?
<3 Muaddib
Thanks so much for the FAILblog. It is my daily affirmation that there are thousands of people in the world that are far bigger losers than I am.
…now excuse me as I must find a new job before I exhaust the supply of Kraft Mac&Cheese in my cupboard.
Yep!
Best wishes for a new job, WD!
Manhood FAIL
You’re not getting my Bud Light.
FAILblog verily rocketh
But I’ma thinkin’ the posters herein collected rocketh even harder…
Nice, thanks failblog.
You sez you love me hard, but you never call. ever.
meloves Failblog! But yeah, we can wait ’til we tie the knot before you put out — I’m old-fashioned like that.
Thanks to you, failblog, I must change my panties daily or else I would constantly smell of urine from laughing so hard and so frequently.
Failblog truly makes my life a little less stressful. This place is my daily laugh, which, they say, adds years onto your life. XD
This place has truly reduced the stress level in my life. Its my daily laugh, which – they say – adds years onto your life. XD
Hi Ben,
Great site.
Love you too.
I LURVE you guys, I read Failblog everyday, it keeps me sane @ work with at least one good belly laugh a day, keep it up!
You are great.
Here’s an “epic fail” by Dan Rather. Enjoy.
http://michaelfury.wordpress.com/2008/08/16/black-box/
Nawww, I love you to FailBlogPeople!
It’s ok, you don’t have to put out, I’m married anyway. Not really wanting to have FailBlogBabies.
The question is though, would FailBlogBabies be a Fail or a Win?
fan fellation win!
All right I’ll rake my trousers off but I’m not happy about it.
I LOVE YOU TOO!
this website is so friggin awesome. ^_^
MARRY ME!!!!!!!!!!
oh wait… i’m planning to kidnap and marry CandleJack… sorry… oh w
i don’t know who are you
but i love you too xD
Can you FEEL the love on this site?
You guys OWN SO HARD for setting up FAIL Blog! I can’t tell you how many bad moods you’ve lifted me out of or how many times I’ve stayed up until ludicrous hours just laughing my sick ass off!
I love you toooooooooooooooooooo (actually, WAY more than two)!
LOVE the failblog! Why the hell is the YouTube account suspended?! AGAIN!
Someone’s gotta make a screenshot of youtube.com/user/failblog and add the caption “Key Accounting FAIL” – You just don’t treat the owner of your #1 channel like this.
And failblog.org itself also fails by not preparing a second source for hosting all those fail videos.
At the risk of sounding creepy, I just want to say that reading these is the last thing I do before I go to bed every night. I mean, what could be better than falling asleep with a smile on your face? So, thank you muchly for the lolz. XD
love you too Ben!
thanks for making me lol in the middle of class!
436th!
This Failvillage is a brilliant win, Ben! As in “It Takes a……vkkrngfnbdgurg(sry my
LOLcat took a stroll on the keys.)
NEW GAME! A. Place cat on keyboard. B. Google search the results. C. You’ll always get something.
Hell, in the field I’m in, I can type perfectly legitimate strings while trying to look stuff up, and get 0 results returned. Happened today, in fact.
AWESOME MAH HAPPY WITH THE EDITORS
unless the editor was of another species wanting to see humans make fools of themseleves to show of to his other species comrads therfore bringing down the human race
other than the
WOOT!!!! the editors r awesome
XD LOL
It seems the titles are becoming less creative. It’s all about the titles, you know. An appropriately crafted title can turn something that is mundane into something hilarious!
LAIL LOVE… I wants me some
I LOVE YOU TOO BEN!!!! =D
If you fail just shout ” FOR DA MOTHERLAND” and continue
Wowzers… This post epic failures… LOL
Love the failz and the winz – real classics. Thanks for the laughs, “Happy Birthday” and the love thing?………. Right back at ya Ben!
I just got a hard on.
i ♥ failblog! i literally go on here daily! but, one question. what’s icanhascheezburger coming up with next?! let’s see, there’s the lookalikes, the fails, the loldogs, lolcats, lo celebs, lol graphs, what’s next?! and also, i’ve been coming up with fails myself! coming strait from the mind of a 10 year old…
To eat?
Hmmm. Love us hard?
BRING IT!
I’m ready
HOLY CRAP U PEOPLE TALK ALOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can’t stop laughing. I’m laughing so hard that my eyes are tearing up. Thanks so much!
Do you guys read the comments made two months after the fact?
I’ve been waiting for the right time to say “LAST!”, but I’m beginning to think it’ll never happen.
(Of course, I’m not one of the FB editorial staff you were probably intending to ask.)
test
Thanks for the useful site.Keep up the good work.God bless you and keep you.
I propose that this be our secret chat room.
Last!
This is the thread that never dies!
No matter how hard people try!
Some people started commenting,
Not knowing what it was.
Well, they will keep on commenting
Forever just because
(repeat)
*de-lurks*
*makes wtf-bomb fail*
*laughs at everyone*
*realizes he sounds stupid*
*re-lurks*
OMG I LURKS-ER-LUVVERS YOU TOO!
But srsly i have been hooked for months.
no nesting beyond this level plx
ok then dude…
Love you too
brazilian pages? o_o
um ya this is awkward. I love you but im not “In love with you”
FailBlog You are Fantasticat!
Ich liebe dich auch
Te Dua
I really wonder how long we can keep this thread going. This is really quite impressive people.
I have no intention to stop watching it.
fail
We luv yoo moar.
Yeah, Yoo is awesome. I don’t know about these guys, though…
Thank god there are enough numb nuts out there to keep things ticking along.
Fail blog keeps me sane.
i love coming here and seeing all the fails….keep up the posting
Love from a lurker.
I <3 failblog XD
love from a lurker.
failblog= EPIC WIN
XD
love from a lurker
failblog= EPIC WIN
XD
ahh too many posts
sorry ^-^
love you too
To everyone who’s commented on this page (including me) : FAIL. EPIC, EPIC, FAIL.
*don’t hurt me*
Magda
Love you too, FAIL Blog
five hundred and sixteenth!
last?
They never learn…
(Though this page is starting to take a while to load…)
i lost the game
we love you 2, buddy.
has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like.
Nice markov chain output. Looks second-order, maybe third-order. Though ‘far as decided’ seems like strange output, and it goes down-hill from there.