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The Donger needs food!
No more yanky the wanky!
Plenty more! he’s a yard full of schoolgirls
*sigh*
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Thanks for ‘getting it’ fluffy. Sometimes I feel like I’m on an island here…
an island surround by school girls?
oh. sorry for not getting the reference. but anyway. what i said still stands
So does the donger.
Hahahahahahahahaha.
*squeeze*
By anl accounts this is a win. ANy man who can get that naked near that many women dressed as school girls is an absolute LEGEND!
Even if he is disconserningly fat!
anl? yes, they are women dressed as school girls, they’re very tricky like that
By anal accounts, this is a win.
My uncle used to be an anal accountant. He’s since moved on to the penal system.
Never fear, You are not alone!
*squeezes onto island and sticks flag in it*
My island now, off you go! :p
(Seriously sorry SrrslySrry, it’s what the English are famed for after all).
Don’t I even get a dingy or failboat or anything…?
That’s a point. How did I get here?
Dammit. We’re trapped.
*arrives in a rescue boat*
*jumps off and SQUEEEEEZES the moomin*
*jumps back on and chugs away*
Hang on. Does that mean we’re still trapped?
This is SOME rescue!
*hugs SrrslySrry*
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! We’re doomed!
Are you two done playing in the sandbox? The cat wants to use it.
Here kitty kitty kitty.
*Snugs Mikey*
We can survive this. Light a signal fire.
Good thinking!
Then we can toast compressed clouds to eat too. Hurrah!
my various orifi make me unsuitable as a boat, srrslysrry
Velvet–all I can see in my mind is the Donger falling out of the tree “the morning after!”
“Oh, sexy American girlfriend!”
OH NO, he’s got a wanky
He needs a spanky!
A lack of sleep has made me cranky.
his pants are probably stanky!
That’s why he pulled a pranky!
He’ll be cranky if he has to use his hanky to wipe the stanky off his spanky so it won’t get any stanky on his lanky wanky during the pranky.
Thanky.
TANKY!
what about kanky? its when you take a shit and a wank at the same time
I could’ve used a ShamWow
*face palm*
I would hit the 1 in da midle
Ohhhhhhh sexy girlfriend!
What was he wearing? Well, uh, let’s see, he was wearing a red argyle sweater, and tan trousers, and red shoes… No, he’s not retarded.
Outstanding.
fuk, secound one from the right hand side is HOT
If I had a nickel for every time I did that…
the one on the far right?
She reminds me of that fat nurse from Mash.
Hot Chips?
Oohhh…SO CLOSE!!!
I invoked your name and LO you appeared…but on a different thread.
Still impressive, though.
No, Hot Lips is the old one. Nurse Kellye is the porkbun.
Maybe he was in a slump he needed to break out of
No! The one between the second from the right and the third from the right… Keep looking… Further back… And… THERE IT IS!
He was ready for some fun, until he looked at the one on the right
He was ready for some sun, until he looked at the cloud on the right
There’s a bathroom on the right.
There’s a bad moon on the rise.
Oh yay, you’re my hero just for that reference.
He was ready for some buns, until he looked at the brown in the light.
Looks like they’re planning to snip snip him.
dude… you dont know who that gang is? careful what you say thats the dreaded scissor mafia…
it’s a basic eye test at the school. How many testicles did you see?
They’re an all-girl band that also fights crime. They castrate all the pervs that set foot on school grounds. Here they’re flashing their secret sign. The band’s name… Pink Lady.
OH!
D’OH!
If I see that bastard again
I won’t let him off the hook this time
I’ll hold him close to my chest
And give him a punishment kiss
But I want to make sure
I want to see your face once
I see you reflected in the mirror
And I feel like I’m dreaming
The person who’s taking me away somewhere
Is of course my wonderful you
I don’t have to say anything, I just have to think it
And you understand right away.
How did the photographer not notice him?
$50 says that photographer was sexy guy’s buddy.
$50 says sexy guy’s a train pusher on down-time.
$50 says sexy guy’s underwear is more than 10 years old.
$50 says sexy guy’s just completed his 1 million’th sit-up.
$50 says sexy guy’s gonna get some action
…running from the cops
$50 says jules missed the point.
$50 that I don’t know what’s going on, but I’ll loose money in the process.
50$ that you should have spelled that verb with 1 ‘O’
$50 says sexy guy isn’t sexy.
$50 says you guys are retarded.
YAY I WINS!!!
Only if you have $50
$50 says there is no point to miss
$50 says the point is a cake,
$50 says the point is a line.
$50 says the cake is a lie.
$50 says the lion likes cake.
$50 Says Thats totally the guy who owns hung far lou and he’s just trying to use this site for more advertising!!!
What the- ? Is that some kind of godly new cologne?
Was it made with pure fundamentalist spring water?
what does that have to do with the price of tee in China?
50$ says that drink is spelled with an A
Another $50 says some 1 is paying too much attention to the post and to little to the poster’s name.
I’ve got some dollars that says you probably meant “…and too little..”
Yeah, I’ll take the bukkit now. Thanks.
this is not america. it’s china. it’s the land of freedom. people can move how they want. it’s also a land of peace.
As long as they limit their internet use to a very small, hand-selected list of government surveyed “freedom-approved” sites they’re all set.
Holy crap i think thats my Dad.!@!~
Recognize the underwear?
This is SPARTA! oh no is Japan.
Right. This is Japan and it is Saitama, just about 50 kilometers northwest from Tokyo. I went in the same class with these girls…
6th! DAMMIT!
HHAAAAAA HHAAAAA!
He needs the Manssiere. Or was it the Bro?
BROL! MANSSIERE!! BROL!!!!
He needs suspenders to hold those boxers up. Or maybe to drop them in a single swooping motions.
I think he may have one of those suspenders that goes on the inside of the shorts.
Obviously the guy is very shy and he does not want to show his navel.
I hope he is wearing black kneesocks. Then my fantasy will be complete.
Mookie you and your kinky fantasies
Oh Mookie, I hope you’re not wearing a school girl’s outfit in this fantasy. That is so cliche.
There are some clichés that I like.
You’re thinking of quiches.
Somehow these three comments were processing simultaneously,
and the resulting mental picture I got was.. just downright odd.
Hey! Fluffy! Don’t mess with my fantasies, ok?
So an ugly Asian man, with his pants down, black socks is your fantasy? You and I need to have a very private conversation.
Hey Glad, don’t drop your pants just yet. The gal has standards, you know.
yes her standards are a 6″ ruler and a protractor
Nope. Mookie hates “halfway inn”, and 6 inches would only be a good start.
Aw, Chris, you remembered. I’m touched. *tears*
Ah it’s all good, my kickstand gets the job done.
They’re called shirt stays. Or garters. Depends on how kinky you like your men, Mookie.
This guy wasn’t secure enough to wear those garters.
Good to see you, Christopher.
He was afraid of a hold-up?
umm…. I dotn get it can anyone explain?
Look in the background.
Yeah.. I didn’t get it either, until I noticed THE MAN WITH NO PANTS.
fish, he has pants. don’t lie now. just cos he’s not wearing them…
he is a ganster, just trying to keep up with the baggy pants trend
no, he’s a pimp
that isnt a a yard full of schoolgirls
that’s just him showing off his women!
Win.
Sin
Gin
(Leave me out of it, please)
Grin.
Sinbin?
Rin Tin Tin
He’s Superman! Check out that pose.
only after feeling the draft did super man realized he forgot his costume, again
Too many hits off of the kryptonite bong will do that.
He’s just getting ready to do his ironing or go to a dinnerparty! What is wrong with you people?
Its the color of his boxers, they’re blue!
a mockery in asia
Mikey D im dissapointed!
Sorry, I was unaware of the significance of the colour.
I shall look up asians in underwear to educate myself in this matter, I may be some time. . . .
Just as long as nobody calls him in the process, he’ll be all right.
My guess is that the guy’s a complete perv…
NO WAI! A guy that drops his pants in the middle of an all girl school yard is perfectly normal in my book.
Your book was banned in seven countries though.
yea – but Norway also banned The Life of Brian, so they don’t count
Chapter 1: if it feels wrong. it must be right
Chapter 2: If the potato doesn’t fit, push harder.
Chapter 3: Sham-Wow, for all your spills.
Chapter 3: Don’t wonder where the Wunder Boner came from
Chapter 4: there is always room for jello
Chapter 5: Yogurt, the Kellogg’s way.
Chapter 6: when one is not enough
Chapter 7: PROFIT!!!
Indeed fluffy.
There, it’s the way to say “hello” or “you are beautiful”
That guy is a gentleman in my book.
That guy is the principal of the girl school, so he has all the right to wear whatever way he wants when he practices Tai-Chi in the yard,
Feng Shui or Feng Schwiiiiinnnggg!
Too bad the photographer missed taking the pic one second later when the bench suddenly flipped under the weight of Shamu. Then we’d have airborne skirts across the backdrop of middle aged perv, thus capturing the ever elusive ‘epic double fail’.
At first I thought the fail was the fat chick on the end, then I saw the guy in the background…
I’d like a better look at bachelorette #4 though.
You gotta love his stance. He’s all like: “Ta DAAAAAA!”
I’d call this a win, myself.
You know the one on the right thought so.
The girl on the left is “carrie
”??
Stupid yellow face! Who summoned you, devil??
I did and from this point on you will be forever haunted by his happy go lucky grin and beady eyes.
Is the fail of decency the oriental chicks in skirts? Or just the one on the right not quite fitting the rest of the group???
The fail of decency is all those girls trying to do the shocker sign with their hands. The fact that they don’t know yet about the little finger tells what kind of education they have in that school.
Roffle! Two in the goo, one in the poo. Two in the pink, one in the stink. And so on.
But don’t forget the thumb, the thumb is the most important part! But you’re a guy, I wouldn’t expect you to understand…
LoL! I totally agree Loz. Far too many guys are ignorant of the importance of the thumb.
Thumb or Tongue? or Both?
Bob, if you have to ask…
I surely don’t.
I was just hoping for more graphic explanations, diagrams, personal stories, and possibly photographic/audio/video supporting evidence; anything to stifle the boredom.
Ah, in that case I recommend you head over to “Driving Fail” and offer to drive Avis and Christopher around. : )
Christopher hitting on Avis again?
Nah, she’s “GLOWERING” at people today, I like the fur I have left.
Fair (fur?) point.
In that case I offer in lieu of graphic descriptions a large platter of cookies with acorn fragment sprinkles.
Oh Diana, such a prude!
C’mere Bob, I’ll provide some explicit discourse for your little rodent ears.
I’ll be there in a jiffy!
*scampers gleefully*
*sits attentively on the sofa next to Loz*
Is this going to be verbal discourse
or will I be undoing buttons for you?
You’re a tease!
*still patiently waiting*
Oh, Bob.. Stood up by Loz..
I’m sure she didn’t mean it..
Something else must have come up..
Neither. It’s the almost naked guy behind the girls on the right.
Recognizing sarcasm fail.
If you follow the little boxes, you’ll see my post is for Glad, not Lou. Glad’s post is not sarcastic; Lou’s is.
.
Recognizing thread nesting fail.
still recognizing sarcasm fail, but now denying a pwn fail. and we have a winner – double fail
It was me feigning sarcasm, still working on the intricacies of this skill. Usually I am just a smarta$$ and the 2 have very subtle differences.
Just stick to the smarta$$ bit. It’s easier to interpret online.
They failed to be decent at the international public rock-paper-scissors tournament. They got beaten by the retard rock. Silly girls.
They Beat the rock? Ewwww.
Bad girls in skirts, scandalizing the trousers of the man in the background! Look how they’re trying to flee into the earth!
Too bad that’s a fake…
you’re a fake
*cries*
This is shopped. If you search Macrochan.org, you can find one of the same guy, same pose in the middle of a riot and police just staring at him.
Maybe that one was shopped and this one isn’t. How do you know?
maybe he does this often as a social experiemnt
Like the dancing man, only different.
yes, more naked, less dancing
Have you been to a lapdancing bar with me before?
only if you count face planting pole dancing
You can tell by looking at it, it’s fairly obvious. This the first ’shopped fail.
this isn’t^
Failed fail comment fail, ouch.
The guy is more pixellated than the girls behind him!
You spelled excitated wrong.
You spelled schlong wrong.
O RLY. Search on what, exactly?
that sire is incredibly hard to navigate and therefore sucked ass. i depise you now
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i meant “site” and “despise”
But “navigating that sire” is what all the kids are calling it these days. You know, IT.
Lolz
Obviously a teleportation glitch.
I thought it looked weird for a porta potty
Prince of Space!
Still active in his own mind.
Phantom of Krankor: Each of you will enter a space capsule…
Scientist: What?
Tom Servo: Oh, for crying out loud!
[shouts]
Tom Servo: Each of you will enter a space capsule!
Hahahaha! I spent like five minutes trying to understand what the problem was… and then I found it. *facepalm*
I don’t get it.
Well, see it this way. Find Waldo!
Actually, the proper way to think of it is that Waldo found everybody else!
In Soviet Russia Waldo finds You
Apparently, this picture should have included a map to the FAIL.
Apparently, map is in Romeo’s pants.
that map says treasure is buried ten paces to the left
I’d like to think he’s about to burst into song to explain why he’s dressed like that.
I’d like to think that the lyrics of that song would include words “awoke”, “booze”, “morning” and “wtf”.
Getting to know you, getting to know all about you.
Getting to like you, getting to hope you like me.
Getting to know you, putting it my way,
The song that comes to mind is Mac the Knife
As a brand new day broke,
Softly, slowly I awoke.
Feeling last night’s abuse,
Too much potato, too much booze.
To greet this bright morning,
I stood up, widely yawning.
I saw a host of schoolgirls, what luck,
I wasn’t dreaming, what the fuck?
*applause*
What me to play the piani or piano?
I think this should be a pervert WIN.
To go from walking in the background to shirt off pants down superhero pose in the time it takes to snap a photo? That guy is fast.
Photoshop.
http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t265/hankeyPen/OhYeah.jpg
Or identical twins
It’s funny because the guy has no clothes on.
At f!rst i didn’t get it. Too much focused at the girls.
Same here.
Failblog fail for deleting my comment for no reason about it being a photoshop.
uh … sorry, that was me killing you for being a troll
Confusing fail for having it magically show up again.
Wow. And to think I began today riding to work and happening to see a Japanese highschool kid literally putting on his school uniform as he walked down the back street! The guy’s pants down were down around his ankles as he pulled on his blazer! (Thankfully, he had his gym shorts on.) Guess he was running late, like me.
Also, about a year ago now–Setsubun weekend–I saw a guy randomly bathing and washing himself in a small wading pool at an outdoor stage at the coldest time of year here in the Kanto region. (His friends were shouting to passers by to check him out.) I got pics. >:D
DAD!! Why do you have to embarrass me all the time?!?!?
perhaps the photoshop theory is correct
Ive never seen this naked man in another picture… but… why on earth would the group of girls int he background be walking directly towards him…
normally a man in that situation would be given a wide birth
i have to say, i hate photoshop being so damn good. you can never trust what you see anymore…
It’s clearly photoshop. There’s no sense of three dimensional depth on his outlines. Somebody edited out the whites and shadows, but forgot to put in matching shadows.
*wonders why nobody uses alpha blending.*
Looks like a magazine cutout. Seriously though, when I saw this I visualized a youtube video of some girls talking and a teacher coming out and stripping right as a line of girls pass by.
Who are you who are so wise in the ways of alpha blending?
They call me…Tim.
Stripper fail.
thats an epic fail from that guy
A las tres chinitas del medio las parto como un queso!
Las dos otras van a estar muy cheesed off.
Hahahahaha well, life isn’t always fair.
Photobomber strikes again!!!
Hey its the vicar and he’s getting ready to hang his curtains!
is it wrong that he has bigger tits then the school girls?
It’s more wrong that you took the time to compare them.
I’ll take the one that looks like Lucy Liu.
Surpriz buttsecks in 3… 2… 1…
Took me a while to spot the guy behind them.
Old Grey Nancy ain’t what she used to be…ain’t what she used to be…
NANCY???
HURK!
Mr S where did you get that photo? I taught a class at Nishi-Uji High School, Japan in 2001-2 and these were some of my students! random. (that’s not me in the back there tho)
Youre just confusing them with your students because all asian schoolgirls look the same.
Face the facts.
I would do it too if I’m surrounded by that many high school girls
At first I was looking at their skirts until I realised they were asian.. then it took a few more seconds before I noticed the ugly naked guy!
this is a test, if you take more than 5 seconds to notice the actual fail, you like asian girls. no comment on how i did…
Took me a second look to see the guy in the background (as in, went away for a while and looked at other pictures and then came back and saw him). Even had to look at the title, which is something I rarely do….
FAIL.
Because there’s a fat girl in the picture.
Exactly what I was going to say!
Dammit, and after all the work I put into assuring that a picture of me wouldn’t surface on the internet…
This is a WIN, not a fail
this really is clearly a photoshop, he obviously has a black outline of poorly done shading. Plus, there was the photo that other guy had with the same guy in a different situation, but better resolution.
wow….
i laughed for an hour i think
checking
ugly, not bad, hott, ugly and fat.
Middle girl is indeed hot.
If only Hott was sitting up straighter and smiling like Not Bad…..
Total WIN!
It takes hairy balls to run into the background of a group pic and drop trow.
LOL i looked at this picture for 30seconds until i got it. FAILED
Same lol
haha I totally missed the dude at first and didn’t know why it was a FAIL.
I guess I failed.
lol. I was like “Hey what’s so bad about….. WAIT.”
Does anyone even notice that NO-ONE cares that he’s naked?
I sort of went to the girls in the front… To the girls in the back…. Then suddenly WABAM nekkid guy.
Oh yeah! SEXY TIME!
Background dude: Legend.
That guy’s my hero…
Double fail, the girl on the far right is holding up three fingers
This man is my hero.
What Japanese people really mean when they give you the peace sign: “No more nukes! Two is enough! Two is enough!”
I stared at it for a full minute before I got it.
So now old /b/ pics are making it into failblog?
lol if you look at it long enough, you can see the old guy in the background
Shooped. Seriously.
took me a while to get it *headbang*
Wtf is a whale doing in this picture?
dirty dirty dirty old dogey man… NASTY
photoshop
You no hungry for schoolgirl..
I was laughing at the fat one on the end before I saw the guy back there. Im awful.
This is more a success than a Fail. People need to learn the appropriate time for a “FAIL” picture and stop overusing the word itself.
well aint that nice?
LMFAO! The middle chick looks like Lucy Liu. Like, from Kill Bill. And, ROFLMFAO~!! at the dude in the backround. HE IS A FUCKING LEGEND.
i think im scarred… omg that man is old
I don’t see anything wrong here, he’s just having a good time.
I’d call that thorough win. That man just realized one of my few goals in this life. The girl on the far right, though? She’s pretty fail.
OH haha!
I was like what’s fail about this??? then i noticed the man and said “o”
lol i thought the fail was the fat girl on the end for not fitting in
It took me a LONG time to see the half naked man. Does that say something about me? lol
wtf
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA XD LMFAO!!!!!! LOL THE OLD HENTAI MAN
Photoshopped. The background dude is from a photo during the 2006 World Cup. He’s protesting a bad call that allowed S Korea to lose a qualifying game. Don’t have time to look up the original.
think you may be onto something there
i was like…. why the fail? until i saw the guy
Photoshopped. That guy is from here:
http://www.time.com/time/europe/2006/wcup/062406,korea.html
This is shooped. I can tell by looking at the pixels, and from having seen a few shoops in my time.
does anyone else think he looks like hitler?
loooooooooool, german deocrat?
naah, peadophile. ;]
As a pro photographer, I could see in just a few seconds that this is very much a photoshop fake. The outline on the man aside, look at the depth of the black in his trousers compared to the dark in the girls’ sweaters. Contrast in photos does not work that way. If anything, his pants should be much lighter and theirs’ darker (things tend to be lighter in the background in sunlight conditions)
Plus, the overall color balance on the guy is much different than the rest of the photo..
It was a funny idea, but VERY fake…
Looks more like a win on the guy’s part. =D
Is the fail the guy or the ugly broad on the end?
What were you thinking!? This is deffinately a win!
more like WIN!
hooray for photo bombing!
Waht a pervert!
lol, when I first saw this, I thought it meant the fat girl at the end
I hate that Asian peace sign picture pose. God, when is it ever going to stop?
My cousin’s daughter in China learned to do that pose in every single picture when she was like 2…fail
This is a WIN for the man. It’s those girls who fail.
At first I thought they were talking about the chick on the right.
everyone but #4 I love pictures!
Girl #4 “I’m going to kill you very slowly if you” *click* “Curse you!”
This is actually shopped. I’ve seen that exact same man in an entirely different picture, but much larger and in a higher resolution.
Great… another site I can bookmark and never come back to
lol that’s funny!!! (talking to Failbomber)
shopped. i can tell by the pixels and ’cause i’ve seen a few shops in my time.
asian fail
DD
alright whos first?
guy: how old are you?
girl:16
guy: 18 your first
girl: Mom
Guy: I like where this is goin’ all right. Giggity giggity goo.
(guy is quagmire from family guy.)
Hes smexy. O_O
LOLZ