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*high five*
*face five*
FIRST!!!!!
FIRST!
first
baka!
i want a giant gummy bear
imma firin’ mah lazor *BLARGHHHHH* NO F*RST FOR U!
leave them off…talking to themsleves like a looser…advertising looserness
looser? we are not talking about your mother’s vagina here
….sucking kiddie
OVER 9000th!!!!111ONE HAHAHAHAHA I’M SO WITTY!!!!11
cacacapeenis. How many times do I have to tell you, your mother is mine. Always has been always will be. She disowned you and i took here in during the depression of giving birth to a troll.My extinguisher will hit you so hard… repeatedly… until you and all trolls stop!!!
Void just totally reminded me of how my friend talks
on the internet. both
in style and in content
3000th is enuf to destroy a planet. we had better keep an eye on winguy
why do you respond to obvious troll?
I think i <3 you… bleh emo typing… wth has come over me? agita damages a troll, i’m strangely attracted…
NO LAZERZ IN FAILBLOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…lazerz in i ccanhazcheezburger….but not failblog.
come back ONE YEAR!!!!
who doesnt want a giant gummy bear.
Japanese win
To Cacapeepee
Forthwith.
Hither?
Whither?
Wit’ her?
Hitler?
History reference fail.!
Thither….and yon?
Titler
Hitler
tity
STFU weaboo.
Taser? Y/N
Anyway… this is a video fail.
you mean, in that it’s not a video?
It was recorded on a DVR but looks like the poster took a picture instead of actually posting the video. So yeah, I’d definitely say this is a video fail.
lol…. COunting fail……. 5 year old fag
*holds gigantic nose to stop it wibbling side to side*
ouchie.
NFL?
Nasal Five Landed.
Not For Long?
Never Fuck Lepers
Long as you like, I got me some nice fetish lube.
Numb Feeling Love?
Just a normal Friday liaison…
After you’ve finished your nasty frottaging lessons and need to wind down?
Ninety five lessons so far…I just earned my leather belt.
Naugahyde faux leather surely? It’d be cruel otherwise.
It’s my nocturnal flagellation leather…
Normally flog lightly, never form lesions.
Best to be firm with the nervous flighty ladies.
I thought you went for naughty feline ladybots?
I go for the nicely frisky luscious types.
Personally, I prefer the nymphomaniac frumpy librarians.
Nice…I’ve got no fixed lover, you see
I’m rebounding from a neat freak lieutenant.
Sadly, it’s time now for lunch. Meeting a Belgian lass, must resist urge to pecker her on each cheek. Naughty failblog lessons aren’t applicable in real life.
Enjoy no-strings free love!
Yeah, don’t mushroom print her as soon as you see her.
Yep, no furtive love, Mikey!
There were no funghi lovemarks Ry, you can rest easy. What’s wrong with naughty frantic lunchtimes DrB?
Hey don’t get me wrong! I’m all for new festive links.
No frigging luck for me on that score this lunchtime though. Nice food, lunch was potato
No felacious leaning? I guess I was just projecting anyway. See I rebounded into a needy flipping leech, when I really needed fun lovin’. I’m cautious now, and’ll take my next fling lightly, with some new funny lass.
No flirtatious leering either. You’ll never find love on the rebound, but there’s plenty more nice fish, luckily, in the sea. No female lady could resist such charms surely?
No Fat Lesbians
Numb Failure Lounge…
you’ll need lube to get that nose in anywhere
don’t sniff or you’ll get pregnant
The definition of…FACEPALM.
Scrubs Quote Win!
*Low Five*
*on the side*
*on the hat* lolz now you’re un-stylish.
*move your face, oh! too slow!*
*on the holy mongoose in a cupcake*
Oops, squished your lunch.
MY TASTY MONGOOSE PASTRIES! THEY’RE RUINED!
Eep!
Angry Agita on the loose!
*hides amongst cupcake crumbs*
*ARGHLFPHLARGHPNPNPNAWRRRRAWRAWRRRRRRGRRRMMMM…..*
kay im calm nows.
I’m going to stay hidden just the same I think.
Yes.
Seems wise.
DAMMIT YOU COME OUT NOW AND FALL FOR MY TRICK!!
BLARGHEHGHEHHFMMFMMMM!!!!
its moomin cupcake time!! >:-D
If I’m your cupcake, will you be my cherrypie?
…what are you implying?! am i not good enough for pink-frosted sprinkled cupcakes?!?!??
I like cherrypie? I’ll take that as a no then.
okay ill be cherry pie. BUT i want soft crust. and powdered sugar!
*squeeze*
Do you want me to sit in the mixing bowl so I can be cupcaked?
Do I!
*does eye*
Sorry, turns out I don’t.
Turning it out is just sick.
Damn you CWR, I had assumed the position in the bowl and everything.
Wow, I didn’t know Moomins could get their legs behind their head like that!
They have chrome shoes they wear as earrings to train for this.
Methinks a Cherry Pie Cupcake would suffice.
It can even have Pink icing (No, not that PINK)…
I dont get it
wow… yer comment needed a scroll bar. Scroll lovin’.
lmao
lol
gucha tera yadoon mein hum lut gaya
High Face!
TOUCHDOWN !!! (in Philadelphia)
BOOM HEADSHOT
DOUBLE POINTS!!!!eleven
The funny part is he just finished scratching his balls!
Yea its a high five fail but its also a win bc the eagles just score a touchdown and went on to a 44-7 win over the dumbass cowboys
Photoshopped?
I think so.
*BOOM* TALK TO THE HAND
more like a PWN
He looks really pleased about smacking this “beatch” in the face! he he
yea … judging by his face it wasn’t a mistake
“high fives??” he thought “now’s my chance to smack her and make it look like an accident. just like that time I smacked my wife while we were dancing and played it off as a dance move gone wrong……Purrrrfect”
He wasn´t trying to high five, he laid his hands on her and BY THE POWER OF THE ALMIGHTY she can walk again! Halleluja!
yessssssss first for first time … woooohooooooo
try 3st!!!!!!!
thirst.
Thanks for the explanation.
Thirsty? Try sprite.
Screw Sprite.
Drink Powerthirst!
Thats a new sport, like humpcatting, bear blasting and irony: SMACKFACING
Oh my god. I love you.
Will you marry me, then smack my face?
Pwease?
you were 6 minutes off! how bad is your internet connection?
He forgot the custard pie. Doh!
Too bad, there’ll be no custard in that pie tonight!
Is it mustard?
He just wanted to know how the game was going to turn out. She’s a near-sighted palm reader.
Poor woman… A true gentleman should learn to oblige when a lady says “Not in the face!”
WOMAN KNOWLEDGE FAIL!!
We all know women always mean the opposite to what they say.
That surely helps to explain the fact you are writing this from a prison cell.
Dear hero imprisoned
With all the new crimes that you are perfecting
Oh, I can’t help quoting you
Because everything that you said rings true
You are stalking me?
I disagree.
Well, here’s the proof.
* facepalm *
win?
xD
Follow-through WIN
The play button doesn’t work!
The Play button is right in your face…smack it hard!
I do not have a play button in my face, but I have a joy-stick in another place.
Is it supposed to be on the side of your chest?
His treasure chest? It’s more usually in the treasure chest rather than on.
The location of his joystick is usually determined by the position Mookie has assumed that given day.
For the whole day? Poor mookie.
*considers herself very lucky*
And I have the remote control.
And you know very well how to use it.
You know how I enjoy playing with you.
And you know how fast my batteries are charged again after you are done playing with me.
Well, I hope they are fully charged by this afternoon, because there is a new game I want to teach you.
ohhh, a new game… my batteries are trembling with anticipation… they enjoyed your previous games
Here, put on this head set – you’re going to need both your hands free for this game. And I would wear loose clothing, if I were you.
I think will have a Shamwow handy… I know how your games end.
Espero que algún dÃa no necesitemos la toalla. *lame los labios*
Esperemos juntos a que ese dÃa llegue, tu sabes como hacer las esperas interesantes.
Si manejas la oferta, la voy a cuidar de la demanda.
Satisfacer todas demandas es mi único plan de negocio, y para ello me ofrezco a ti por completo.
No te pido mucho – sólo tus mente, corazón, cuerpo y alma.
Bueno… tres de esas cosas ya son tuyas. La cuarta la puedes tomar cuando desees.
Eso me hizo querer a besarte.
Mis labios se entreabren al leer eso.
And the instructions are in Spanish…aren’t they?
hi face
Wassup!
LOL
It’s the new touchdown celebration in Phily! Faceslap for the win!
i keep clicking on the play button (next to 0:20) but it won’t play =(
i think the video is broken!
awww man … should have refreshed the page and looked at new comments lol
If you do that, the play button will work.
oh it actually plays? i thought it was just a photo of a video….
No, it’s a scan of a photo of the video. They play by different rules.
In the video you can see how her shin is sinking into his crotch.
Hence his overbite…
I think they tried to scan a mirror too…
try pressing Alt+F4
wow, thanks dude – it totally worked!
Man: sorry there was a mosquito on your face.
Man: i’m sorry, there was a fly on your cheek.
my hand just touched something nasty. Would you mind me using you as a napkin?
There are quite a few Laurel and Hardy sketches that start in a similar way (ripping of the cravatte, pulling of the pants, stepping on the toes,…) with more and more people drawn in the chaos and joining in the destruction. Now, If you look carefully, you’ll see that the whole crowd is face slapping. I do approve!
Awesome FAIL!
The look on his face says it all, ‘take that four eyes, 34 years and not once did you suck my cock. Consider yourself served!’
It’s funny because the bitch got slapped
TRRoll want slap Funnyboi! TRRoll want slap funnib…*slaps*
…Huh? Where head rolled? Under bushes?
AHH! KILL IT!! *slashes burning rusty weed cutters blindly in front of me*
Stop! It’s me, czuhc, in my troll’s disguise! Haven’t you heard about my cunning plan to keep the real trolls away?
…Nah, f*ck it!
*takes of troll’s costume and throws it on the ground*
nno put it back on, i think it was working. only to a degree, but it might just scare off the noob trolls. i call them gnrolls.
Ahn, it wasn’t workin’ for me – I prefer cat girl robots…
Finally, we’ve found our common ground…
Not really, they keep leaving me for doctors…grrrrrrr
Noooo! Don’t leave me Horace!
no don’t kill it I love a bit of head under the bushes
Failin’ Pailin?
Exactly what I thought…
Heh. Marriage.
Bitch probably told Lurie that she was a Cowboys fan
He’s a bastard. He’s been trying on this open hand shit ever since she said no to his fist.
You’re enjoying this, aren’t you?
Moi? *blinks*
Me and my friend acidentally did this to each other once. The actual hit wasn’t as bad as knowing that we both really suck.
oh the mirth!
It was a Friday night, it was college, the blow up doll developed a leak in a very inappropriate place. They were experimenting, it’s what college is about.
Ry, he didn’t mention college once. Now…you may be projecting, Ry. Look deep inside yourself and honestly assess what you see. If you need a shoe mirror I can loan you one of mine…
I can help to plug any leaks. I once blew a seal…oh no wait, thats
another story altogether. Also, I can help anyone who wants to look inside themselves, I’m just that kind of helpful granny
Granny, tell us the story about when you blew a seal, Granny!
Once upon a time, granny was dating a dolphin, but he just wanted
to do it in the blow hole the whole time, which isn’t very nice. Granny
got so upset that she went red in the face and held her breath until
she eventually blew a seal. The dolphin left after that and eventually
became tuna
Was it the singer or the animal granny? huh? huh?
Sounds a little like Granny was an animal lover.
You’re a chick?!?!
pow!
The fail here is that it is not Mike & Mike. It is a Evangelical TV Preacher and he is casting out the “Dumb/Evil Spirits”. Next come the snakes and talking in tongues. She was a heathen who was in a wheelchair. Now she runs a 7 minute mile and has daily congress with catdogs in Spain.
I thought it was because he just found out her name was Mike as well.
what’s a catdog and how do I have congress with one? Sign? Where?
How can you call this a fail? The Cowboys weren’t the ones scoring a touchdown! That’s always a win, no exceptions.
I always knew that Jeff Lurie was an idiot, this is just solidifying that opinion
MONGO FIVE!
Where’s Ryan Seacrest’s failed high five attempt?
And as a Philadelphia sports fan, I love looking at that score. It truly was a great game.
Touchdown.
FACEPALM
Yeah, theres another fail in there: Dallas only scoring 3 points
Yes! He is taking the Brett Meyers approach to respecting women!
Beating those cock-a-roach Cowboys and making their fans cry emo tears?
EPIC WIN
Oh sure, this is the picture that makes the news. Never mind all the previous scores when she was slapping his gigantic forehead Benny Hill style.
That’s sports for ya. They always catch you when you retaliate.
Is it me, or do these two look like John McCain and Sarah Palin? If so, epic double fail!
Recognizing fail?
i know it’s not them, i’m just saying these two resemble them
Should have had a V8!
What did five finger say to the face? SLAPP!
looks suspiciously like the Suddenlink dvr
I didn’t just slap you, I just high fived your face!
I’m so glad you put that on here…
Also, Cowboys Playoff Hope Fail!
Lurie’s not dumb, he just hates his wife.
Hitting “Exit” to get rid of the status bar on the DVR fail.
Pow right in the kisser!
“Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!”
“Hey, you couldn’t hear be because you were screaming. I said, ‘Pow! Right in the kisser! Pow! Right in the kisser! Pow! Right in the kisser!…’”
OMG! He hit ugly betty!!!!!
facepalm – they’re doing it wrong
also, 100th!
DVR win XD!!
looks like he should have been yelling “You are healed”!
Should Have Had A V8.
All-New Full Service Face Palms – we do it for you.
Death.
Taxes.
This is just a handy tip picked up from a frat boy: Look at the elbow as you’re high fiving, and you won’t miss. Even if you’re a stupid frat boy and have drank your weight in tequilla.
That lady just got pwned.
Lesson Learned=Don’t high five people who are taller than you and have bigger palms.
how does one change their picture…
this thing looks like i made it in first grade before christmas break
Completely ignoring most of this photo…damn, what a great game that was.
maybe that lady was just a bitch.
FACE!!!
Hahaha, I remember when that happened. Good times, no shaving for the playoffs *shivers* – ok, maybe it’s a good thing they lost…
facepalm win
Humm, my first thought was, “The power of Christ compels you!” The next was kerslappa, but that’s not important…
Why is that guy slapping Sarah Palin the face?
you Obama fans are so clever ahahahaha…
The woman looks like sarah palin
Tottaly looks like?… DAD?!?!?!
Who let the dogs out?
haha he /facepalmed her.
High FAILve
STOP SAYING WORDS
Facepalm !! They r doin it all rong!
Here, let me help you with your facepalm! XD
Gimmie a high FIVE!
LMFAO HIGH FIVE YO *FACE!!!*
Actually not a real fail. If you look closely you can see that there is a small gap between the woman’s face and the man’s hand. Her face isn’t getting smashed. She is just looking backward at her other friend, giving a five with her left hand. Her ear is in the wrong place for her to be looking forward. The man is actually making contact with her right hand. You can see his palm bending her fingers back. Unfortunately, it’s just an optical illusion.
I DID NOT HIT YOU!…. I simply high fived your face…
lol. looks more like a win to me.
Face-palm win
YOU SHOULDA HAD A V-8 LOL
“i didnt slap you, i high-fived you in your face.”
I didn’t slap you, I high-fived your FACE!
I love how it says “TOUCHDOWN” in the corner.
aww man, that was hilarious. i remember that
I remember seeing this happen live! We kept rewinding the DVR to see it over and over again!
It’s a bird! it’s a plane! It’s SUPER FACE PALM!!!
This man’s face is SCREAMING “Huzzah! On with the attack!”
thinks: “not mike”
I want to see the hit and her reaction after being high-fived in the face. Does anyone know where I can find the video or the key word used to search in youtube.
*facepalm*
Facepalm WIN.
facefive wins!!!
Comcast WIN
If that’s Sarah Palin, this is not fail. It’s win.
She could have had a V-8