It’s just that people on this blog won’t believe me when I tell them what I had for my last meal and insist on saying things that affords the opportunity for independent verification concerning the contents of my stomach. When a member of the Insane Clown Posse hands you the setup for what is likely a horrendously vile joke, it doesn’t hurt to be prepared – yaknowhaddimean?
Via a quantum fluctuation, it seems that the letter “n” has gone mising from one of my words…but that is also a side effect of using quantum fluctuations i guess.
*inserts “n” into previous post, while using Asterisks v1.3 to do so*
I’m shameless at this marketing thing!
* creates new set of punctuation/ upgrades all existing punctuation into Punctuation v3.0, while using Asterisks v3.0 to do so*
This seems to have fixed the quatum fluctuation bugs!
Hey everyone! I just logged in, for any of you that know about the little one, we got to bring her home yesterday, she’s doing MUCH better…for those of you that messaged me on Myspace, I’ve replied to you I appreciate your concern! I’m off now to catch up on all the failblogging that’s happened since Sunday (a daunting task) so I’ll be back a little later on.
*SQUEEZE*
And then I realised that what little soul I was born with I hawked along with my ageing relatives’ gold teeth, and spent the money on crack and broadband, so I could look at Failblog. Good times.
i had a friend in grad school who worked in a camera shop and he told us the story of a woman who was coming in, complaining that her camera was all jacked up because her pictures turned out all black. he noticed a small burn on her forehead. from the flash. because she was using the camera just like this. so much so that it burned her forehead.
The lady in this pic reminds me of woman in her “golden years” who made a friend and I wait aeons while she cluelessly ranted at some unlucky Bangkok Airport luggage storage attendants. (The more she repeated her condescending explanation that x-ray scans will wreck her film, as if they were somehow supposed to know she had unexposed negatives inside her suitcase… damn! Could have used the troll cage and a taser!)
Nah, look closer; her right eye is covered by the lens, and her left eye is closed; she might ‘feel’ some brightness through her eyelid, but it’s hardly going to cause any flashblindness.
Anyways, is it just me or does she look like European royalty? Anyone know what Queen Beatrix of the Netherlands or Queen (consort) Sylvia of Sweden look like?
I would have loved to be there, lol. ” Okay… Line up and I’ll take your picture FLAAAASH! Oooh , how can I get your picture now, when there’s a Massive Powercut…?” lolz
She probably got blinded by the flash…
Everybody who wears a trenchcoat isn’t necessarily a flasher…
Say cheese
Not in the face!!!
The small of the back?
Um, is that Robin Williams……..?
Nah, thats Ry, she’s very adventurous, just not mushroom slaps in the face.
For a pickup truck, you sure make some obscure references…
Can’t wait to see her putting a condom on. Or putting a hotdog
in a bun. Or guiding a refueling pump into dock on a fighter jet.
I do my best.
like they say;
in Soviet Russia the The Camera Takes YOU!
What is with the soviet russia thing , all of my friends are sayjng that. It doesnt make sence
Nah,the camera would have to be pointed down his pants.
Ah, good point.
It’s Mork.
looks more to me like james may XD
or Mrs. Doubtfire maybe !? hahahahahaha …
The large of the front.
you fail; they were talking about the flash of the camera blinding her.
this fail is SCREAMING for an “in soviet russia…” joke
Well? Go on.
In soviet russia pictures take you
In Soviet Russia, Iris scans herself.
In Soviet Russia, joke writes itself.
Live in Russia,
xD =] 8====>~~~
Live in post apoctaliptic WAR!!!!!
Lmfao ;().
ARGGGHHH, Mookie was right!!!!!
*shakes fist at berg and his inadvertent ear rape*
…revved up like a deuce,
another runner in the night!
cheesecake
Close-up WIN!
no.. cuz the flash comes out of the flash at the top, not out of the lense.
Except that the flash doesn’t come from the lense.
…but then after dark…
…Mookie appeared in your…
toilet licking your ass
It’s Mookie taking her scary eye picture isn’t it?
I’m much better looking in real life, btw.
How is that possible? She’s a hottie.
How to put this…it’s entirely possible.
Who’s into granny’s?
Into granny’s what?
so many choices
I vote pocketbook.
I’m not sure that was one of the available choices, I’m not sure about pockets but it sure hangs like a wizard’s sleave
*Attempts to surgically remove the image brought about by these 3 words from my minds eye*
Dibs on the scalpel.*puts quarter on edge of table*
That looks like a retina scan to me
Yeah. I hope she changed lenses after the rectal scan. Hygine is a virtue, you know.
she was taking a self portrait of her eye
Objectophilia. So what? I know what’s important in life. Let her be happy…
retinal scan complete …
It’s Kirlian photography, she’s taking a picture of her soul.
She’s gonna see colors alright. For hours and hours in that eye. Call her Psyclops.
classic…
Old ladies have amazing knowledges related to technology: from doing a retinal scan with a photo camera to get pepper out of a microphone.
Don’t forget making jam.
Paper jam?
what’s the difference between jam and marmelade?
Let me go eat something before you answer because there’s nothing worse than the dry heaves…
ooh convulsions!
No such thing as dry heaves with grandma, CWR. There’s always jam.
It’s just that people on this blog won’t believe me when I tell them what I had for my last meal and insist on saying things that affords the opportunity for independent verification concerning the contents of my stomach. When a member of the Insane Clown Posse hands you the setup for what is likely a horrendously vile joke, it doesn’t hurt to be prepared – yaknowhaddimean?
Yep, tastes just like Grandma.
Did Jimmy use his finger in grandma again instead of the spoon?!?
LOL – that was one of my favorite comments of all time!
mind the loose kernels
Great. I’m now running a 2 meal deficit thanks to you clowns…
My favoriet too.
All Hail GladIWokeup for that one!!!
*Facepalm*
Bukkit please:(
* hands SrrslySrry Bukkit v1.0, while using Asterisks v1.3 to do so*
Here you go. Enjoy the quatum properties that the Bukkit v1.0 holds!
Via a quantum fluctuation, it seems that the letter “n” has gone mising from one of my words…but that is also a side effect of using quantum fluctuations i guess.
*inserts “n” into previous post, while using Asterisks v1.3 to do so*
I’m shameless at this marketing thing!
* creates new set of punctuation/ upgrades all existing punctuation into Punctuation v3.0, while using Asterisks v3.0 to do so*
This seems to have fixed the quatum fluctuation bugs!
*Sticks head in bukkit, waits for head to asplode!*
Sorry, if you stick you head in there it will not asplode, it will implode! a new side effect of that whole quantum usage…
At least she remembered to take the cap off first.
Yes, but now she risks pregnancy…
Only if her husband is no good with a plunger.
Hottie like her has got to be on her fifth husband at least…
For my money it’s that little ringlet in her hair. I’m a sucker for a little kink.
*perk*
Heh. Looks like that video I saw once of this old man putting the microphone to his ear to talk to everyone. Old people fail at tech.
Young people win at sucking the air out of a room, apparently.
don’t blame the young people, blame society. Better yet
I will blame my mother.
May I blame your mother too?
*grins* My favourite little kink
Did someone call a plumber?
It’s a me, Mario!
NOT IN THE FACE!
Chris Griffin: In my face! In my face!
Maybe the camera is built backwards?
Maybe she is left handed?
Grandmas and technology dont mix!
Tell that to Blue Iris.
Red eye reduction?
pink sock reticulation
Purple horseshoes
yellow moons
green clovers
Blue Mushrooms…or wait, are those remaining ones blue because i ate a few? i’m so confused right now.
Blue balls, purple helmets…c’mon, do I have to everything?
It could be blue from slapping it against someone’s face
This is the hottest facial shot i’ve ever seen in the history of internet.
So I’m guessing this is your 2nd or 3rd minute on the internet?
burn.
*hoses down Ronny*
*mrjezza explains what getting BURNED really means*
maybe she was trying to picture her eye…….
Bring us to half speed! Periscope up!
That’s what she said.
bow chika wow wow
Fire torpedoes!
maybe she’s using the SLR camera as a spyglass… which looks silly, but definitely works.
gaychubbydating.com hahahahahahahahahahahahahah!
Hey everyone! I just logged in, for any of you that know about the little one, we got to bring her home yesterday, she’s doing MUCH better…for those of you that messaged me on Myspace, I’ve replied to you
I appreciate your concern! I’m off now to catch up on all the failblogging that’s happened since Sunday (a daunting task) so I’ll be back a little later on.
*SQUEEZE*
Great news and Welcome back!:)
Good luck with the backlogfailblog.
Hey k-k-k-katy! Good to see you back! Missed seeing you on.
*SQUEEZE*
That’s great news k-k-k-katy, I’m glad to hear that.
Such a relief.
Glad you’re back, K! Sent you another message. *hugs*
Didn’t know about the little one k-k-k-katy, but I’m happy for you! Welcome back!
She? When I saw it, I thought that was Robin Williams in a wig!
the only way I could tell was .. no adam’s apple
I had the same thought. Maybe it’s a long lost still from Mrs. Doubtfire?
She looks like Robin Williams dressed up as Queen Elizabeth.
that’s HOT!
First.
You almost made it, keep trying! On second thought: Don´t!
This is almost tragic.
And then I realised that what little soul I was born with I hawked along with my ageing relatives’ gold teeth, and spent the money on crack and broadband, so I could look at Failblog. Good times.
OMG FIRST!!
You are more than an hour late for that. Nomen est omen.
dumbass grandma…
WTF did you say?
*holds down grannycatflap*
RUN, sck, RUN!
*holds down wolfgangmunzerl2*
PUN, grannycatflap, PUN!
*holds down Mikey D*
FUN, wolfgangmunzerl2, FUN!
*SQUEEZE*
*holds down mr. cuddles*
SUN, Mikey D, SUN!
I’m still at the bottom here! Its niiiiice!
I’m still at the bottom here! Its niiiiice!
I’m still at the bottom here! Its so niiiiice!
I’m still at the bottom here! Its so niiiiice!
nothing… i wrote something…
Don’t, you sck at it.
Its’ funny because she is old.
and yet no Mc Cain jokes.
Who is MC Cain? Some Christian rapper?
no, some anti-christian rapper i think
Grandma had a little bit too much to drink…
i had a friend in grad school who worked in a camera shop and he told us the story of a woman who was coming in, complaining that her camera was all jacked up because her pictures turned out all black. he noticed a small burn on her forehead. from the flash. because she was using the camera just like this. so much so that it burned her forehead.
Your friend is putting you on. The flash does not generate that kind of heat.
The lady in this pic reminds me of woman in her “golden years” who made a friend and I wait aeons while she cluelessly ranted at some unlucky Bangkok Airport luggage storage attendants. (The more she repeated her condescending explanation that x-ray scans will wreck her film, as if they were somehow supposed to know she had unexposed negatives inside her suitcase… damn! Could have used the troll cage and a taser!)
*a woman.
*takes another baby step toward the bukkit*
It’s funny because women can’t use cameras
Noo, it’s funny because you don’t live up to your name.
She probably wonders why every picture she takes comes out as her eye…
I’ll bet she also wonders why she keeps going blind every time she takes a pic.
What’re you talking about – blinded by the flash?
Nah, look closer; her right eye is covered by the lens, and her left eye is closed; she might ‘feel’ some brightness through her eyelid, but it’s hardly going to cause any flashblindness.
Anyways, is it just me or does she look like European royalty? Anyone know what Queen Beatrix of the Netherlands or Queen (consort) Sylvia of Sweden look like?
What’s with all the Ann Coulter ads on the RSS feed for this site? Talk about a major FAIL.
*sings* She was blinded… by SCIENCE!! Wierd science…
Ah! I wondered what happend to Kelly LeBrock…
What? She hangs with Thomas Dolby?
<__> Is it just me…or does she look like Robin Williams? <_<
Mrs Doubtfire is trying to start a class action lawsuit. The camera haz 3 less pixels then the advertised number.
Actually, she’s counting how many megapixels the camera has- everyone else FAILS!
WIN!
Quand je dis que les vieux sont cons…
FIRST
FIRE IN THE HOLE!
nice
Perhaps Macular Degeneration and diabetic retinopathy awareness WIN?!?
Making fun of old ladies like that. All of you will be featured on Failblog 3000 someday.
It could be from slapping it against someone’s face
no…. she want make a macro….
god damn duplicates, it was nice, but not that nice
Women….
How else are you supposed to find out what your own iris looks like…
my mum did that last week when i asked her to take a picture of my new haircut
Dude looks like a lady!
sadly……. my mom has done this with my digital camera and i LOST IT when that happened, haha.
this is awesome, can i use this is as my facebook avatar, for example?
Lol!!!!!@#$%^&E
Hey it looks like the person at my school who always yells at anyone doing anything wrong… LAWL
It looks like RObin Williams O_o
OMG that looks like my grandma, shge wouold too. (:
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is that robin williams? or mrs.doubtfire
yo wassup.
OMG IVE DONE THAT it hurt
Well, you can only hope there was no flash. lol
lol it just makes me roll on the floor laughing when people do that stupidity
I would have loved to be there, lol. ” Okay… Line up and I’ll take your picture FLAAAASH! Oooh , how can I get your picture now, when there’s a Massive Powercut…?” lolz
Holy Sh** is that Robin Williams in drag?