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I hope you burn. *stabs with burning rusty weed cutters* good…
agreed, but why weed cutters? lol
you wont prevent me from doing that.
Because weed cutters get rid of weeds, like woebke.
at the bottom there is jesus and hitler but no tom cruise?
i am just now getting on but what the hell ass hole, i’ll stab u in the heart with a trydent, feed it to chuck norris.
spelling fail…..trident
Well, can’t say he hadn’t tryed.
luminous life of Adolf Hitler?
Adolf Hitler AND Jesus.
Where should we put the luminous life of JC at? Idk, maybe next to the one about Hitler.
i was gonna say that!
ahahah so good.
the best fail is on the bottom shelf
Fail on
WHAT IS LUMIONUS ABOUT HITLER
Dude, the only reason you’re here is because Chuck Norris already beat the ever-loving snot out of you, and kicked you off his property for fan-boi stalking. So, don’t even go there.
Then roundhouse kicked him in the face.
Chuck norris does not need to eat, he get his energy from the souls of all those he judo chops
Chuck Norris could eat him whole… And Chuck doesn’t want to be fed, he wants to HUNT!
“The Luminous Life of Nelson Mandela”…That’s just ridiculous!
Now who exactly wrote the biography of Jesus Christ, and what proof did they base it on? Thats the bit that gets me. Copy and paste from the Bible?
LOL Thats awsome! XD (Copy and paste : P) I didn’t get the fail except the adolf hitler beside Jesus christ but sholdn’t that be in the middle? and whoes those other guys?
Spend 27 years in jail, become president of South Africa, then get back to me, @$$’ole …
gAY!
HOMOPHOBE!
i love you
yes homo
DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE
DIEDIEDIE
I WILL CUT OPEN YOUR THROAT AND USE YOUR BLOOD AS SYRUP ON MY PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCAKES..YAAAAAAY…
DIE TIMMY, YOU DELICIOUS FIEND!
lol that was a grossvideo, it was funny though
PANCAKES?
NAY!
U GONNA GET WAFFLE’D!!
For I am the inventor of spamdomness. Prepare to be revirginitized, |}17(h!
Hmm… Can’t do that cuz u habent lost it yet!
To the tune of frosty the snowman
Spammity spamspamspam spammity spamspamspam
Bored.
HEY LOOK! A DISTRACTION!
Cats. VGCats.com
A great webcomic.
D@|^^|17 LEO! You sold us out again!
Go die in a fire you first commenter.
Totally Luminous!
:/
Livin la vida luminosa
laugh out loudddd jajajaja
Wow, two fails in a row dedicated to Ricky Martin. That dude has arrived.
The row before that has “The Luminous Life of Adolf Hitler”… WTF? That’s a bigger fail! “Luminous”?
Placing Hitler right next to Jesus is another fail.
Really. One speaks German, the other speaks Spanish. They can’t even communicate. Who is the caterer for this event? I want to talk about the seating arrangements.
Jesus doesn’t just speak Spanish.
The evening classes are going really well!
Si
What?
You’re supposed to say “qué?”. Don’t deny your roots.
¿Qué?
chinguen su madre
Ay! Este no es un lugar para esas palabras. Vete!
Tengo una fiesta en mis pantalones.
*begins bashing in his skull until the words make sense again*
newu iuqnlfdnein H wu;cnc ehjheH ;lmklc;m;iv;lksm/clm!
(I don’t think the head-bashing helped much.)
¡Cortaré abierto su garganta y utilizaré su sangre como el jarabe en mis crepes! ¡usted muere demonio delicioso de Timmy! ¡AMO EL QUESO!
Tu botare su burro
Thanks, Ape. I wanted to know about the party in your pants.
LOL yes, saw this. Hitler and Jesus, both on the second row, bumped by Ricky Martin!
did anyone notice that queen elizabeth was right next to hitler and jesus?
Shh, we aren’t supposed to draw attention to the royal family’s nazi links.
If only someone had mentioned that to Prince Harry…
*Snort*
I suspect that book is about Queen Elizabeth the first; there doesn’t appear to be room for there to be a II, or anything else to indicate the current Queen.
(And ER’s connections were Welsh. I shall leave it to others to decide if that’s better or worse than German)
The photo on the cover looks like QEII…
She looks like a boat?
Seen her from behind recently?
I’d rudder not.
the boat is QE2 – it’s the second boat named after Lizzie I, not the first boat named after Lizzie II
I know Elizabeth the first didn’t have Nazi connections :p I meant the current royals and their connections. Regardless of which Elizabeth is in the fail, it was just a joke.
We take are jokes seriously here
Oh, and *squeeze*
Not are, our. Why does no-one correct your retarded ramblings?
I thought it was a joke.
I took it seriously.
*squeeeezes the moomin*)
(
srsly
Why? Their disciples are the same.
ah! i just realised: you can apply luminous to the word luminary! i get it.
still, thats stupid. stupider than me
You can be luminous if youve been irradiated.
Or set on fire. If that’s what this book is about then I’m heading over to Amazon now.
Link between all of them: there were rumors that they all were flaming.
Well we’re technically all luminous, just in such a vastly small amount so that our eyes can register it.
Oops, I mane CAN’T register it.
Just wait, there will be, it will be placed next to the current running items: Coin collection, plate collection, gold plated chains of bondage that he persoally removed from each slave that was brought over just before the civil war, gold plated replica of his bible that he got as a gift from Martin Luther King when he was walking by hiss side during the riots of the 50′s, oh and let us not forget his replica gold plated sandals from where he was Jesus Christ’s spokesman during his pilgrimage through Jerusalem.
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I LOL’d
You forgot the Chia Obama.
i ordered ma new grill with full relief of Barak and Michelle
An epic win beyond all my wildest dreams. I thank you, sir.
fail. Obama’s name has one “r” not two.
Correction fail: Obama’s first name also has a ‘c’ in it.
I dunno. Hitler may have been histories biggest twit, doesn’t mean his life wasn’t important. If anything, it’s good to know what made him a twit in the first place, that we might never ever see the rise of another.
Besides, I think they should have used “Illuminated” instead of “Luminous”, because I think they intended it in the context of “revealed” or “Unveiled”.
I was just coming here to comment, “The real fail is that the fail is purported to be The Luminous Life of Ricky Martin and not The Luminous Life of Adolf Hitler.”
No wonder Ricky’s always glowing
No, the glow is from the crusty smegma on his face. He is big on facials.
I am awed by the phrase “crusty smegma.”
-stares-
He does live La Vida Loca afterall.
And right next to jesus, omg who sorted that oO
Believe it or not Germans loved Hitler at the time. German bookstore for the win?
They hate him now, more than anybody else except possibly the Jews. He’s a source of national shame that Germany may never live down.
Like Canada and Bryan Adams…
Well … Bryan Adams never DIRECTLY killed anyone.
Thankfully, victims were RUSHed to the ER just in time.
Now THAT’S funny! Though “Reckless” was a pretty good album…
Christ! He’s not a Dolf! He’s just a nobel mandela-wearing queen.
*Standing ovation*
*Expanding dilation*
*Enticing Gyration*
Intimating extrication.
*Unscheduled relaxation*
*Unexplainable Flatulation*
*eyes Mookie*
*terminal sedation*
*Articulating protestation.*
*elevating elation*
*Congratulating commendation.*
*furious masturbation*
*Divine Mastication*
or, Communion
*A-plus explanation*
*From frustration first inclination
Is to become a monk and leave the situation*
*The Queen’s Ovulation had no Revelation,
But Quickly did Hitler destroy Jesus’ Cessation
(Not the Gentiles, but the Jews Stationed),
and could it be, the Ubuntu Nation?
Great Scott! The Queen and all her lumination,
doth one of them sing praises of Great Tribulation!*
Sorry…
starving ovulation
forgot the asterisksessess **
*Humungous inflation*
*Oblivious Penetration*
*Interrupted concentration*
*Failing communication*
*Practiced articulation*
*Frantic gesticulation*
*Confident demonstration*
*Premature emancipation*
*Mistletoe flirtation*
* Statistical extrapolation *
*Numerical manipulation*
*Mysterious Conflagration*
*Ceremonious Congratulation*
*Impending Solicitation*
WHERE’S THE FAIL IN THAT?????!!!!!
Seriously, Ricky Martin’s effect on global history is so understated.
He is Puerto Rico’s answer to Angelina Jolie. He wants to adopt a baby from every continent. The difference here is he will make them into the Menudo of 2021.
He is the answer to a question that never was asked.
He’s the footnote to the point that was never made.
*Prays the Mayan Calendar is accurate.*
Mayan Date of World’s End: 21 Dec 2012
Yes, that would be prior to 2021.
What is Muendo of 2021 anyway? World’s end is before then
Murphy’s adrian barbobot will slaughter Menudo 2021 to restore the suffix to its rightful place with SeaLab.
Woo! Ill be 19 by then! BOOOOZEEE!(lol)
It’s also the year that Planet X (aka Nibiru) comes back to Earth, with such a great gravity force to create giant tsunamis all over the world and huge earthquakes.
And thank you Mr. Cruise.
The kids will be tough and stringy by 2021… oh yeah, that’s PERFECT for Menudo!
lol lol lol What moron edited those books? There’s very poor judgement about luminous lifes of Hitler and Ricky Martin… My conclusion is… DOUBLE FAIL!
I do spot a pattern there though… Both their cover colours are kinda red, so there may be some kind of sign… :p
The series is obviously colour coded. Green is the social betterment of people, blue for philanthropy, gold for royalty, red for evil.
::sings:: One of these things is not like the others…:-)
I miss some books in that list:
1- The luminous life of Santa
2- The luminous life of Shamwow ad’s guy
3- The luminous life of Hanna Montana
4- The luminous life of the illuminati alumni
5- ???
5- The luminous life of Rosie O’Donnell ?
6- the ludicrous life of the guy who wrote all those books.
7- The luminous life of Osama Bin Laden
6- Profit!
Hurray someone gets it. Profit indeed.
A bunch of 55 year old perverts just got all atwitter about book #3.
They go nuts for his thang.
I love you with all my heart and quite a bit of my naughty bits.
Do I LOOK 55 to you?
His name is Vince. The” Shamwow ad’sguy” is named Vince. He is beyond luminous. I like the way he’s not there to BS us. He just tells it straight.
I would by that Fast Absorbing bio..
Would you like to “by” a U?
touche…
Careful what you touche with that Shamwow – you never know where it’s been.
IT’S MILEY!!!
Wouldn’t that be the “super-absorbent” life of Shamwow ad’s guy?
What is so Fail about Ricky Martin (sorry for not knowing, if it is obvious…)
Has he really led a life so luminous that an Indian person would feel a book should be written about it? While Adolf Hitler might have been one of the worst human beings to ever exist, he did lead a life that people should know about and learn from it aka learn from historical mistakes. But what did Ricky do to/for Shyam Dua to make him/her want to elaborate on his life?
You didn’t answer my question. What is the fail, is it because Ricky Martin isn’t so popular?
Simmer down missy. I get it, you are the president of his fan club. Rock on. But he has not achieved anything so great as to warrant a book indicating his life has been luminous, at least in most people’s minds. Just learn from Yolanda Saldivar and don’t fall in love to the point you decide to kill him so no one else can have him and/or can find that you have been embezzling money from the fan club.
I don’t know what you are talking about, but I am DEFINITELY not a fan of Ricky Martin. In fact, I don’t even know who he is!
Q.E.D.
Quaintly Erudite Doughnuts?
Quite Effervescent Dude?
Quixoticly Exotic Dioptric>
Quid pro quo, Elminiating Diodes?
If you don’t know him, you need to buy that book.
I can send you a Ricky Martin’s autograph for $150. You just tell me what name should I write the dedication for.
Meow. Purrr….
Dedicated to my favorite and feminine feline, with lots of love and lust.
Signed: Lou Martin.
Muchas gracias! Me gustan mucho los regalos. Y tengo algo para ti…
Tus sorpresas me vuelven la vida loca.
translation:
Thus surprises my vulva the empty lock
What on earth are you two talking about?
You spelled “lick” wrong. And “hungry”. And “suck”.
But your efforts are appreciated.
Sé lo que están hablando.
Firmado,
Jesús
Do you hear that, my love? Jesus has blessed our union. Now let’s go commune…
Shall we stop using the word “fornicar” and start saying “hacer el amor”?
Why don’t you choose? (this test will be graded)
I need to try both before taking a decision. Several times, because I want to choose wisely.
I am not sure that was the right answer. Your punishment can be found in the usual place…
You said it wrong, I am found by my punishment in the usual place… your bedroom.
El dormitorio es tan burgués. Nos vemos en la cocina… Allí te puedes degustar todas mis delicias.
Haces que me sienta hambriento. Creo que voy a darme un festín… con tus encantos. No será necesario cocinarlos, ya están calientes,
… y, si los lames, jugosos.
Pero antes de utilizar el sentido del gusto usaré el resto… vista, tacto, olfato… y oído para tus sucias y enloquecedoras palabras
Fallo de lugar romantico!
>.<
There have been certain rumours about Hitler having fled to south america….maybe be had a son….who…lived la vida loca…
*ducking the wild swinging of a rapier accompanied with the requisite amount of wit*
What’s even more: did he ever throw a kettle over a pub? Huh?
Through the 1980s and 1990s, Hallmark Hall of Fame films often had twice the budget of other network films. Hallmark movies also ran (in some cases) approximately 10–15 minutes longer (or up to 110 minutes minus commercials) because Hallmark Cards fully sponsored the films and took fewer commercial breaks. Unlike most network movies of the period, Hallmark always filmed on location, and usually shot for 24 days, compared to 18–20 days for most other movies-of-the-week.
But if by “luminous” you mean “flaming”, then he’s the clear winner in the group…
complete fail
how dare they compare nobel and mandela to the great ricky martin
and i don’t recall hitler or jesus ever getting to number 1 either!!
Jesus put the loca back in the vida. Give him his due props y0.
In the case of Lazarus, he brought the muerte back to la vida loca.
You forgot the wine was water wedding…. muy loco, meine freunde…
The Jesus edition is probably just a copy of the bible.
But he crossed out “God” and replaced it with “Simon”.
And instead of saying “let there be light” he just clapped. He created Ronco afterall.
I’ve read the “The Obscure Life of Chuck Norris”.
Now I’m blind, I can’t see anymore…
The 4th leading cause of death in America is that book.
The 1st cause is Chuck Norris himself.
Chuck Norris is suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls “everything around him”.
Chuck Norris killed 2 stones with 1 bird
That’s a good one!
Chuck Norris was the first man on Mars, that’s why there are no life there
The big bang was Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking the primeval atom.
There is no such thing as a Chuck Norris joke, only Chuck Norris facts.
Guns let Chuck Norris carry them for their own protection.
The only export of Chuck Norris is pain
When Chuck Norris does a push-up he is pushing himself up but is actually pushing the earth down
Chuck norris again? Mr. T is pitying you fools…
The guy who wrote this book (notice there is no author name on front page) was probably a big Ricky Martin fan.
The guy that wrote all those books is Shyam Dua.
How do u know?
Google is your friend.
More like M. Night Shylaman
Google is M. Night Shaymalan’s friend?
Yes – that’s where he’s been getting his movie ideas lately, by random googling.
Note to the right is a picture of a girl on another book. Who would she be?
I think it could be Aung San Suu Kyi the Burmese pro-democracy leader…or 80s pop-icon Debbie Gibson….
Could very well go either way
Or Emma Roberts…
Anne Frank?
Helen Keller?
Linda Lovelace?
Dirk Diggler ???? Chest Rockwell ????
Luna Lovegood?
Buck Naked (Seinfeld)
Go to google.com, type in “Find Chuck Norris” and click “I’m feeling lucky”
Meyerdude -
ROFL!! I don’t know why I didn’t see that coming.
hah! I don’t know why I didn’t see that coming, either…niiiiice.
sweet!
Jeeze, I had to work so hard at suppressing my laugh that I think I popped a hemorrhoid.
Whos the woman on the yellow book
She must be prestigious to go up against Nelson Mandela and Ricky Martin
I’m guessing Amy Winehouse.
Go to ww.flipkart.com/shyam-dua/ they have books of Shyam Dua (“the luminous life of” author)
A Luminous rickroll.
Anyone else kinda troubled by the ‘luminous life’ of Adolf Hitler…right next to J.C. no less? Juxtaposition FAIL.
William Hung’s next CD will be covering Nelson Mandela.
lol
Yay. A stupid bomber who started the rot of corruption that ruined the only quarter decent country in sub-Saharan Africa.
It’s good to know that they at least had decent quarters.
Wonder if this will make Oprah’s book club must read list.
Congrats, All. This is best thread yet.
i don’t see the fail here…..
Well Ricky, it’s like this…
As much as I hate to break up the party; I thought I could defend Ricky Martin.
Many know him as a recording artist while not aware of his humanitarian contributions.
Such as:
2002: Hispanic Heritage Award
2005: The International Humanitarian Award
2005: First Latin American to sign a partnership with Habitat for Humanity
2005: Participated in the international event CNN World Report
2005: International Hero in the US State Department Annual Trafficking Persons Report
2005: Participated as an Honorary Speaker at the 24th Arab Children Congress
2006: The Florida Coalition against Human Trafficking awarded the Ricky Martin Foundation with their First Humanitarian Award for their commitment to eradicate human trafficking.
2007: The Chamber of Commerce in Puerto Rico recognized the Ricky Martin Foundation as the Non- Profit Organization of the year for our’ commitment towards children’s rights.
2008: The Board of Directors of The San Sebastian Street Festival awards Mr. Martin with the highest accolade for his artistic and philanthropic career.
2008: Participated as an Honorary Speaker at the at the United Nations Global Initiative to Fight Human Trafficking Forum in Vienna
and he was in Menudo.
The real question is does his humanitarian contributions make up for the fact that he was in menudo?
I always thought that name sounded like a Mexican restaurant dip
Menudo? ->Mexican tripe soup. They swear by it for hangovers..
Tripe soup? -That’s offal!
It’s an offal lot to stomach.
You could say that eating it takes a lot of guts.
next person that comments is gay
thought i should let you know
another fail?
He wasn’t hugged enough as a child.
jon kenney
January 28th, 2009 at 6:58 pm
next person that comments is gay
jon kenney
January 28th, 2009 at 6:59 pm
thought i should let you know
Surely that is a self-fail, as you where the next one to comment
damn all that. freakin livin’ la vida loca says it all…..A FREAKIN LEGEND baby!!!!!!
They’re illustrated. Cool.
Luminous Life… Marie Curie fits that, right? Also the head engineer at Chernobyl.
Double-fail for putting Jesus next to Hitler on the shelf below.
what about adolf hitler down there at the bottom?
Can Alfred Nobel be considered luminous, as a result of his invention of dynamite?
There’s an Adolf Hitler book on the next shelf down, but they focus on their picture on the Ricky Martin book? FAIL.
Oh yeah, and the Jesus Christ book. That’s fail too. Not nearly as much fail as Adolf Hitler, but still fail.
Funny FAIL.
did anyone else notice that the shelf below was a fail as well?
Obviously you are not a marine biologist.
May be a carpenter though.
I see Ricky Martin is hanging with the cool kids now. Jesus AND Hitler..he’s moving up.
I submited this pic which is from a book store in Cambodia. There was a huge section of these books featuring a reoccuring theme of people of historical importance (good or bad). Hence Hitler and Jesus being side by side and the fail of having Ricky Martin counted amoung them as a peer.
More disturbing than the Ricky Martin book is the Luminous Life of Adolf Hitler on the bottom shelf…right next to Jesus Christ.
I was tempted to use the loathed “Photoshop” comment, but saw here that it appears to be a genuine book:
http://www.bookworldlibrary.com/booklist.aspx?cid=429&c=%20Biography
Yeah, it looks like he has a ton of them including ones on Madonna, Bruce Lee, Bill Gates and David Beckham.
http://www.flipkart.com/shyam-dua/
LOL< people will just read anything now days wont they! LOL
RT
http://www.total-privacy.us.tc
I wouldn’t consider alphabetical order a fail
M, M, N, ok, but H, C, E? Your filing must be completely retarded.
He files in QWERTY order.
No wonder the publishing industry is collapsing.
Luminous life of Mao plis
How dare they include Mandela among those fine biographies!
Wow i think it’s funny as hell when you look down Jesus Christ next to Adolf hitler
They should make a movie of Nelson Mandela and cast Morgan Freeman.
And as for Hitler’s life being luminous. Well, it is. Not in a good way, but still important.
Ricky Martin is the new Jesus. I don’t see a reason for Jesus to be there. Bahhh!!! I don’t know what’s what anymore..
It’s funny because he’s orange.
Oh dear God,
what is the world coming to?!
Speechless. The whole picture is just mind boggling. Ricky is the only one that makes any…. no that does not work either.
WTF ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
nelson mandela is fail, i concur
hitler and ricky have the same orange cover.
More of a fail would be on the shelf below: Jesus Christ next to Adolf Hitler
He’s being associated with the lies of Nelson mandela, Adolf Hitler, and JESUS CHRIST!?!? come on… =_=
BONUS FAIL! adolf hitler below lol
Adolf Hitler, Jesus Christ, FTW? Double fail ‘:D Nelson Mandela wants his AwesomeSauce back. ‘:]
lol. then under that its adolf hitler then jesus christ.
Way to go Brice!!!! I see you made the superinterhighway with your post. Job well done
This is a double fail. The bottom row is also fail.
the real fail is hitler and jesus XD DX
Double fail. Anyone else notice that under the Mandela-Martin-Nobel fiasco, the Luminous Life of Adolph Hitler is right next to the Luminous Life of Jesus Christ?
“Walk into a bar. So Mandela says:…”
Great post, People need to read this.
HAHA! THE AUTHOR WROTE ONE OF THESE BOOKS ON GEORGE BUSH!!!!!! OMG I THINK I MIGHT JUST HAVE TO BUY IT! Its definalty not going to be that long! not much good to say!and bush IS luminous! He’s been around too many NUCLEAR items!
It’s actually a little known fact the Jesus was good friends with Adolf Hitler.
any1 notice the luminous life of hitler, his life was not one that we should be remembering as luminous, i hate him
George Bush? HA!!!
*Steps out of time machine*
Mm… Not good but I do see ZA up there. Ha!
*continues with search*
Not sure how you managed to end up ahead of someone from January, but hey. I feel the need to explain something, and this will be my last post at this fail, but one does not play on fails more than a week old. Most of us don’t play on fails more than a day old. But a week is pretty much the limit. The first fail of any given day in the present week is usually uninhabited enough to play in late in the night.
Aww.. Oh well. Back to the future!
You misspelled uninhibited.
*has fun playing*
Wheee!!
*goes down the slide*
*finds Avis glowering at him at the bottom*
Sorry.It only gets worse on Row 2
and in the bottom row it says
“the luminous life of adolf hitler”
WHO APPROVES THIS STUFF?
Aw… Alfred Noble isn’t THAT bad.
i don’t get it
why, I ask again, is Adolf Hitler next to Jesus Christ? o_o isn’t that, liek, sacrilege or something??
wow. just wow. i need to meet this strange author ಠ_ಠ. i always thought hitler was a looker
but no way that was a luminous life!
shake your book book.
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