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Ragefast is a troll. The dude who burnt his ear on his iron shaped phone used his amp as a trampoline yesterday.
it happens more often than I thought
This video is a fake.
How likely is it somebody would be handcaming while a man irons? How likely is it that the person in question would get a phone call while the other one is handcaming? How likely is it that the ironing person would mistake his cellphone for the iron?
Answer: Not very.
Oh, I think plenty of guys would go for a good handcaming watching another man iron.
Or maybe it is a mannycam because they were afraid he was doing something in the house while the parents were away and it was recording with him unaware.
Or maybe not because it was moving and zooming.
Come on people, let’s not spam up failblog with garbage like this.
in soviet russia iron irons you?
Maybe the cam man new it was coming, some sort of prank. If it is a prank i applaud them, it’s funny as hell!!!!
Not very likely, but still possible.
“How likely is it that molecules would just happen to arrange themselves in such a way as to create DNA, on a planet with a sufficient environment to support life?
Answer: Not very likely. Ergo de facto, all biological entities are fake.”
“How likely is it that a meteor that big would just happen to hit Earth, rather than one of the millions of other planets in the universe? How likely is it that said meteor would be big enough to cause the death of every dinosaur on Earth?
Answer: Not very likely. Therefore, dinosaurs still exist.”
hehe.. Bravo! I’ll be using this someday.
*applauds*
*throws roses*
I like it
Since evolution is scientifically unsound, and the whole ‘meteor’ thing has been bounced around as a million different theories, your examples fail, interestingly enough.
It’s not just ‘implausible’ that nothing exploded, created something which then formed life, a process which cannot be repeated even by the most intelligent scientific minds today; it’s also impossible.
Basic chemistry and biology tells us this.
That’s why the universe isn’t studied by the use of basic chemistry or biology… Incredibly advanced physics is more likely the tool you would be using to explain this… Basic chemistry or biology = simplified models with a limited range… And interestingly enough, we are able to duplicate one of the fundamental processes to explain the big bang. We are able to prove the creation of particle-antiparticle pairs that are created out of nothing, exists for a extremely limited time, and then annihilates each other, creating energy. Thus energy is created out of nothing… which can’t be explained by basic chemistry or biology….
Actually scientists can and do, try reading a book ever once in a while.
every*
lets do a little comparison here hammy- number of stars in the universe that can sustain life? innumerable
number of users on youtube- significantly less
the odds are against you with the universe also planetary collisions are not uncommon at all so fail in my opinion.
and as far as life goes, we wouldn’t be asking the question of we didn’t exist :B Its just the odds are so large that it was bound to happen
*planets rotating around stars* lol
A. Molecules didn’t just “happen” to arrange themselves in a way to create DNA, it was a long process probably starting out with simple proteins.
B. It’s actually very likely that a large meteor would strike earth, thousands of meteorites enter earths atmosphere daily most just aren’t big enough to reach the ground and vaporize during their decent. It’s also clear that large meteors have struck other near by planets.
C. The occurrences you have described were also not driven by anything other than physics and chemistry, while the people who made this poorly acted, poorly orchestrated video obviously had different driving agendas.
So please stop using unreason to reason.
and after he burns his face, he still finds the calm to gently put down the iron, i wouldve imagined that was the last thing you would care about then
obviously he has a fetish for watchin himself burn his own ear with clothing irons. And that is what the camera was in there for, so he could spank his burnt-charred monkey ina dim-lit room with the door locked. . . NOT that I’d know . . .
to you ?
That looks sooooo fake.
FAIL!!!
*spartan kicks into Pit-O-Death* NO! Bad Ragefast!
Nancy, get your drunk ass out of the gutter and stop talking to yourself before the cops pick you up.
*picks self up but fails and bashes head into the curb* THISH ISH… VODKA!!!
Typing “first” in a reply is making sure you’re gonna fail!
Besides, the video is a total fake
but you weren’t first, velvet was first. Your first was second, loser.
First Fail!
ACTING FAIL!!!!!!
SCREENWRITING WIN?????
I agree.. this is so fake. The biggest tip-off is the fact that they were filming him while ironing. Hello??? Stupid. I give it 1/5.
I totally agree…that’s the first thing I thought. Who films themself ironing? Nobody.
Of course nobody films THEMSELF ironing. That’s why he has a CAMERAMAN.
Dumbass.
So fake, quite funny though. I hope the iron was and he did hurt himself, retard.
Yeah, my first thought, too. “Why is this being filmed?”
Fake.
Agreed. Why would someone just so happen to be filming this?
Plus if that iron were actually on, the carpet would be melting…
i give it a ZERO. out of 10.
Too fake. “Hey, I know what I’ll do! I’ll film myself ironing! It’ll be super entertaining later on!” I’ll ditto that 1 star rating.
I was just wondering why someone was filming him while ironing. that’s absolutely
another failed fail.
i film my friends ironing all the time. its really a blast.
Am I the only person who video’s himself ironing just in case something interesting happens?
yeah man. i mean first of all when is ironing something worth filming?
What do you mean, you don’t film yourself ironing? I’m confused. I thought everyone did this.
True. Why the hell would someone film himself -or someone else- ironing???
Some people like to keep an archive of their ironing works. Those people are cereal killers.
Agreed!
yeah, fake, this looks too much like that joke: someone has 2 burnt ears and arrives at the doctor, he explains he was called while ironing and picked up the iron, burning his ear
but these guys forgot the clue, namely why his second ear was burnt (the patient says: “that’s because i had to call you to make this appointment”)
THIS.
And he actually sets the iron back down properly…Stupid
It’s amazing to me how many people are unaware that a videographer must be present in order for a video to have been made.
it was still funny:P even though its fake, and who irons on the floor anyway?
Count me in. I’m calling Bullsh%*t on this one.
AND super fake because he PUT THE IRON BACK IN ITS CRADLE…
Any properly burned person would have thrown the thing across the room.
yeah, if this was real it would have been really funny, but as is it’s only partly funny.
staged
FAKE
His ringer is the fail.
Of course is a fake, why would you want to film yourself ironing. This kind of content shouldn’t be accepted here.
Total fake, I know after I burn myself with an iron I like to set it back down correctly, rather then throw.
Why are you video taping yourself ironing?!?
Fake
very fake.
I think the acting was pretty good and the screenwriting was ok, the credibility is the one that failed.
That looks fake.
Right, its a fake. Why can’t you hear his screams or why has he time to put the iron back? I would throw it away.
You can hear his screams, but I agree that it seems rather fake.
well u kinda can here his screams. barely. but it is SO FAKE!
if he threw it his house would catch fire that’s why, yeah it was fake but the concept is hilarious
lol he puts the iron back perfectly, and still checks his phone a few sec later hah
And why would you film yourself ironing, except to make this dumb video? Quite fake.
Also, it is not plugged in.
so it is, in fact, only an ironing fail?
Somebody give that man an Oscar. Or just kick him in the balls. On second thoughts, yeah, just kick him in the balls
Also, who irons their shirts ON THE FLOOR?
Someone who doesn’t have an ironing board. Those things are basically unnecessary. Not all apartments or homes come with them.
At uni we used the dining room table with a sheet on it as an ironing board. Worked fine.
OMG HAHAHA I JUST REALIZED THAT!!!
HA! Never noticed that. Nice one ^^
way fake… this guy is an idiot… fake “failblogging” to be cool.. lame!
Right. Plus it’s a variation on an old Henny Youngman joke:
A guy has a bandage on each ear:
Henny: What happened?
Guy: I was ironing and the phone rang.
Henny: What happened to the other ear?
Guy: I had to call the doctor.
Totally fake…
Totally faked – FAILBLOG FAIL for putting this one up
Fake!
Ringtone FAIL
Fake .
First of all who the HELL is video taping them IRONING! L0L!
Then second of all their is no way to conform that the iron was either hot or plugged off for that matter
Totaly fake… i mean has anyone else here ever been burned by an iron… you dont even feel it at first it kills the nerves and then after a while you feel it… either way like several ppl have said why would he record himself ironing.
FAAAAAAAAKE!!
I’ve done that once…much more painful than it looks…
Fail!
“Hello, you have reached the burn trauma hotline,
for FIRE press ONE
for ELECTRICAL press TWO
for *ahem* TELEPHON” press WTF.
For cures for phobias of phones please call (Well I can’t remember it twas long ago in a far away galaxy called FAILBlog)
Of course, the remaining Golgafrinchan population was then wiped out by a virulent disease contracted via unsanitary telephones.
*facepalm*
I’ve come close a couple of times, working in the garden with power tools or sharp items and a fly lands on your face or up your nose or in your ear. I’ve come pretty close to drilling myself in the side of the head with a power drill before now.
I did it twice (the phone rang again).
reminds me of a helen keller joke
No Troll!
Hotline!
Batline.
Feline!
Linedance!
Lapdance!
Riverdance.
dance dance revolution.
Vive la révolution
pinata futon
cruton?
guys who iron their ear wont nest below this level…..
guys who iron their ear wont nest below this level….
if i have posted the same comment twice, i apologize. it was’nt intentional.
cretin
yur mom!
Coupon!
two ton
cretan?
soup’s on!
Futon
Michael Chriton
Lupin
glued on
Grey Poupon?
sexton
fake..fake…ad acting
Farta Huston
Pudding
airline!
ByLine?
SKYLINE!! r34 ftw
hairline.
hemline.
Underline.
pantyline
sexline
Go figure!
tanline
tangerine
sign on the dotted line
*sign, sign, pass*
figureskate!?
COKE LINE
Did someone already make fun of this guy’s name? Or shall I start the thread here?
The guy who thinks that cowboys suck did…but I’m not sure where that post is.
Different fail, I think.
That’s a pretty drastic treatment for earworms.
Sort of a primitive form of ear candling.
Blisteringly effective.
It’s earmarked for future study.
Oh, the irony…
I know…it’s a heck of an environment, isn’t it?
I think he had an iron deficiency before this incident.
He should eat a flat iron steak.
Oh, I ear ya!
I prefer it to Dragon’s duct tape, I can’t get the sticky off of me!
That’s the point.
*crawls out from the laundry pile*
*SQUEEZE!*
sticky?
*Wriggles around trying to get unstuck*
sigh, you’ll have to stay squeezed. Am stuck by the sticky.
It’s getting hot in ear,
So take off all your clothes
lol lol lol lol lol lol I so heard that song in my mind right now! lol
In this case it should be more like:
“It’s getting hot in ear,
So iron all your clothes”
This looks completely fake though…
I would recommend removing clothing before commencing ironing.
So *that* is what I keep doing wrong! Thanks!
i learned this while ironing my boxers.
…and dinner parties.
WIN!
Two fails.
1. Burning his ear
2. Ironing on the floor
Oh wait, 3 fails.
3. It’s obviously fake.
Agree…..who the hell films themselves ironing anyway?
What network airs Big Brother?
Yeah, it’s probably fake, but no less so than most stuff on TV, especially reality shows.
Take it for what it is.
Funny.
It is clearly photoshopped! You can tell by the pixels…
Plus, you can tell the iron is on strings. It’s obvious.
I tried to call out photoshopped one time (citing pixels too)….just as you did and ended up getting an earful from people who thought I was serious…..yelling at me about how it obviously wasn’t ‘shopped. mehhhhh. You got a much better response…
You can sign up for Loz’s Sarcasm 101 course…that helps a lot!
Is there a special lesson on talking to Princess?
No, that’s covered in Sarcasm 202. Beginning users of sarcasm should not attempted to talk to Princess Nancy, as there is too much danger of being taken seriously due to the target’s extremely low levels of perception.
Damn it! Attempt, not attempted. Bukkit, please.
*hands over the bukkit*
Here you go!
*looks in the bukkit*
Ew, jellied salad and salmon mousse!
*holds her nose*
Don’t let it get too far, I’m likely to need it again.
The bukkit has been very popular today, hasn’t it?
Well, my excuse is this nasty cold messing with my mental capacity. That said, it’s not much of an excuse. *shrug*
*hands di Bukkit v1.0*
this one’s unused! carry on.
Strategist, I don’t think you really understand this whole bukkit deal.
There’s no such thing as an empty FailBlog Bukkit.
Good point. But I still maintain that part of what makes the bukkit “the bukkit” is that it has been much used.
There have been times when I’ve wanted to upend it over some of our more troublesome trolls.
I’m fairly certain you’re not alone in that respect. The only drawback is that then the bukkit would be empty – or could we just blend the troll in with the material we dumped on its head? >: )
I think it’s kind of like Mary Poppins’ carpet bag. There is no bottom. Or rather, it holds an infinite amount of pudding.
Now there’s a disturbing twist on a childhood favorite. Does that mean you get a spoonful of sugar with your head-dunking?
That would rather defeat the purpose, would it not?
I suppose, if it helps with the humiliation of the dunking. Personally I would rather have a shot of vodka before dunking. But I AM a bit of a lush.
Hmmm…
*goes for a ride*
Wheeee!
And there are SooooOOOoomme ways to convey sarcasm in print.
If it were funny that would be a different story………not funny FAIL.
That’s exactly what I thought when I saw this.
Maybe he had the webcam set up so his mother could check in on him from remote.
AND was recording the output for posterity AND carefully edited it so he was centered onscreen AND posted to YouTube?
…. yeah
And what a disappointed mother she is!
would say so too…
look how he drops the electrican iron….if i burn my ear with it i would just let it fall
One time I burned my hand on a hot lid while my mother’s friend was washing dishes. Instead of instantly dropping it I actually put it back over the sink before letting go. Left a nasty blister all along my hand.
So sometimes you don’t just “drop” things.
Be nice Zotnix, some people don’t have the capacity to think of the outcomes of their actions. Poor Moe there would have dropped the hot iron in his lap and done even more damage, causing the rest of us to laugh our fool heads off at him. People like you don’t entertain us the same way.
fall and then burn your foot? double pain
*wonders what an electrician iron is*
This! Obviously a failed comedian.
i can prove
Completely fake! The audio for the ringer is obnoxiously close sounding, I do not believe it.
/true
You forgot the part where the cord is under the shirt he’s ironing …
did he honestly think the iron was his cell phone?
fail.
haha.
no he honestly though no one would realise that it was set up ,thats the fail
thought*
*1. the product of mental activity; that which one thinks: a body of thought.
throught*
No, his ear was just cold. Duh!
That guy must have developed a natural reflex to pick anything near him when a phone rings. Let’s hope doesn’t work in a minefield.
Yikes! I don’t want to be picked! *makes note to self to avoid this guy*
Avoid Bob too. You’re too shiny for your own good.
Shiiiiiiny?!
*peeks from behind tree*
*puts box on top of Skwerlly*
Gotcha!
Hi there Harmonia!
*snortroffle!*
*snickers* Heh, Harmonia. Ooh! We get to try all the lovely outfits we designed yesterday for Bob’s “waterskiing” debut!
Google “Sugar Bush”. Go to the part marked “supermodel”.
He DOES do lace and pink and lavender!
O.M.F.G. That might be one of the most adorable, hilarious, disturbing, and wonderful things I have ever seen. Can we put him in the Snow White getup?
I really enjoyed Sugar Bush as the bride AND the groom.
*gasp* That’s against nature! Everyone knows squirrels can’t be gay (especially if their mothers take them to church every week), and I assume Sugar Bush doesn’t change gender, so… JUST KIDDING. I thought that one was pretty cute too.
Vote No on Prop Squirrel!
Why not? That IS Bob BTW. If you look at his avatar, that same pic shows up at the Sugar Bush site!
I saw that. His little skwerlly hat is very distinctive.
You never know……done correctly you might like it.
*carefully edges away from GIwU* If you say so, dearie.
Ahhhh now, no need to go away, look……I have candy.
ooh, candy
*pushes Danny toward GIwU* Enjoy your candy! *runs away*
Chciken. Hey Bob! She ran that way. ———>
hahahahahahaha
fake
as 99% of all the failblog posts….
that’s more than half!
-snerk-
That post is genuine. ^
This one, however, is fake.
RED: How do you know? He could be telling the truth!
SARAH: But then you wouldn’t be! So if you told me that he said yes, I know the answer is no.
RED: But I could be telling the truth!
SARAH: But then he would be lying! So if you told me that he said yes, I know the answer would still be no.
RED: Wait a minute. [to Blue] Is that right?
BLUE: I don’t know! I’ve never understood it!
RED AND BLUE: [laugh uproariously]
SARAH: No, it’s right! I figured it out! I could never do it before! [opening Blue's door] I think I’m getting smarter! This is a piece of cake! AHHH! [screams as the floor collapses under her and sends her to Certain Death]
*cries*
*pat pat pat*
She should have known that the piece of cake was a lie.
Well, she WAS dumb enough to eat that peach.
Hell, she was dumb enough to say the words in the first place.
“Don’t tell me truth hurts, little girl. ‘Cause it hurts like hell.”
Previous fail reference WIN
SO MAKE ANOTHER ONE ALREADY TO SHOW YOUR APPRECIATION, THIS TYPE OF POST IS NOT CONSTRUCTIVE
Notoriously cake
The cake is a lie! LIES, I TELL YOU! LIES!!!
*runs out of room, screaming*
*slaps BondFan with a wet ShamWow* Get a hold of yourself, man!
That’s better. Thanks, diana. Let’s get troll – tazing!
Ooh, goody! Can we take care of the eleventy-seven “fake” ones first?
We sure can. Here, have a few more tazers. That we, can taze more efficiently!
Tell me lies….tell me sweet little lies.
marshmallows are made from compressed clouds.
That thing floating in the toilet is a Baby Ruth candy bar surrounded by Hershey’s Kisses. Try one.
How many of your “Baby Ruth Candy Bars”
actually float?
Ooh! Is this like “how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?” I guess five!
We already tried that experiment on FB. We all bite.
It was love at first bite for me.
*nibble*
*peck*
*SMOOOOOOCH!!!!!*
…Yes, I broke it, and I don’t care. :p
Don’t be so hard on yourselves.
FailBlog is a much crueler place than I originally thought….
Never counted, next time it happens I will let you know how it all comes out
Is this an educated guess or
have you applied experience in this?
Actually did a science project for this in like the 5th grade. Took a lot of freaking self control, but turns out the answer is 575. In -my- licks anyway.
Heh. And yes… fake. As everyone else said. Who films themselves ironing, and the ringer is way to freakin’ close. Heh.
Erm, a guess, of course! *polishes mildly-tarnished halo*
No no…don’t polish. If you polish
it will be shiny and Bob will try
to steal it.
Shiiiiiiny?!
*peeks from behind bush*
Shiiiiiiny?!
*peeks from behind cheney*
*Skwerlly pounce* Run Di…RUN!
Yeah, sorry about the whole Cheney thing SB. Best if you stay behind him till he has to reload.
hahaha, I did the same thing with the Tootsie Pop. Except I took 326. Don’t ask me how I remember the number but I was soooo friggin’ proud of myself when I finished it.
*blinks sleepily* Ahhh! *hides her shiny self and her shinier halo and runs away yelling “ACORN COOKIES OVER THERE!”*
*eyes Mikey skeptically*
Sorry. That was a little lie about sweets. My bad.
It was still sweet so you’re forgiven.:)
FINALLY! Someone else who understands!
Lol, that’s an old one.
Great classic tho.
wow…just…wow
Ow…just…ow
pow…. just… pow
cow… just… cow
meow…..just……meow
Plow… just… plow.
LOL … just … LOL
Sol… just…. Sol.
FAKE … just … FAKE
Meow. Cats Meow.
Glow….worms….glow.
meme…posts…meme.
Meh posts… meh.
It was a pressing call; he had to take it right away.
In two seconds flat, no less.
Maybe he needed to take iron out some details to avoid any wrinkles in his planning.
*spits “take” into the bukkit* Darn it, anyhow!
He was actually attempting to get rid of those fine wrinkles at the corners of his eye.
Fair warning, from now on you’ll be expected to DUNK YOUR HEAD into the bukkit following typos and such. I end up with the damned thing a few times a day.
There are times when you’ll be forgiven the need based on the mood of the others.. You will probably have to ask for the bukkit, because it makes it all around the blog.
You forgot to after .
Fear the bukkit!
*Hands the bukkit to SrrslySrry* You may want to rinse that out, I didn’t have time and sorry to say there wasn’t a restroom anywhere close on my long drive, so…………
*sigh*
Bukkit please.
*Takes bukkit from Glad and hands to Avis*
Srry, didn’t have time to rinse it.
*snort*
It’s a magic bukkit. The pudding inside changes to whatever flavo(u)r of pudding the dunkee least likes.
*looks in bukkit*
Yup. Fluffy Mackerel. With eggs.
*DUNKS*
Ick.
*snork*
“If you could breathe underwater where would you go?
If you had friends underwater who would you know??
Come along, sing along, swim along too. Yeah!”
That’s not true… Why the hell he was filming ironing clothes?
Think about it: A man doing housework? THAT is worth filming!
lolololololopl
Hey now! I do most of the housework in my house.
not to mention the fact there is no steam coming out of the iron
fake
not staged. not staged at all.
So… why was someone videotaping him ironing in the first place?
Nagging Girlfriend: “You’re so lazy, you never do anything around here!”
Idiot: “I do too, I iron all my own clothes!”
NG: “I’ll believe it when I see it.”
.
Satisfied?
i like to videotape myself ironing clothes and have terrorist ring-tones on my cell phone. they set me up the iron.
fake!
Okay, okay. We can tell it’s fake. Jeez, how many more times do you have to say that?
People like pointing out the obvious because it makes them feel smart. They know that if everyone else is doing it, then they don’t feel like a complete moron when people who already know point out how clear the fakes are.
-the above is obvious-
I understand doing that if you’re the first or perhaps even the second person to make the glaringly obviously observation, but what’s with the people who post “FAKE!” after thirty-six others have already said it?
Because they are all Lemmings.
Well, then we’ll be glad to taze them and send them on their way over the cliff!
Lemmings can type?!
They have squeak recognition software.
Todays technology, baffling how quick it changes and grows isnt it?
lemming can build ladders and dig with pick axes if video games are to be believed
Obvious things are fun, I guess, to point out in excess because it makes it even more obvious. That’s moron logic, I suppose.
i just wanted to point out that the guy was a terrorist.
but focus on the fake part please.
in fact, search this page for the word “fake” and comment on every occurrence.
You are officially a total asshat. Looking Arab and having a Middle-Eastern-sounding ring tone does not make the man a terrorist. Now go crawl back into your hole and dream of ways to defend our country from the big, bad Boogeyman. *TAZE*
Must be one of those suicide ironers we hear so much about.
yes, the iron was supposed to blast off, activated by the phone, but it did not work. He than checked it, the second take it did work, buuum, but he forgot to ask his mom to turn on the video camera. So now, sadly , the idiot is dead
Pssst… the rest of us can’t hear the voices in your head!
*grins*
pretty funny how feigned ignorance and sarcastic humor can get people so riled up!
my bad, i guess the fail blog comment board is a place of real substance…
i’ll stop posting. don’t taze me bro.
yes, you are right. what society do we live in? I am ashamed of myself. I want
Friede, Freude, Eierkuchen
that is somehting like
peace, happiness, cake
in German
I call fake!
You’re such an idiot. Obviously it’s not fake but happened in real life to someone just like you.
I want that ringtone.
i lol’d hard
besides being fake it’s the best fail ever
That was totally fake.
Who Video Tapes people Ironing?
STOP! I BEG OF YOU, STOP!!!
*runs out of room, shrieking*
*gently tazes Bondfan on the lowest setting* You need a time out.
*ups the power and tazes the hell out of smallmeatbox* Try having an original thought next time!
That’s like asking pigs to fly. Or SB to calm down.
But … StrongBad is ALWAYS calm. He’s Professor Torr Coolguy, after all.
Wrong SB.
Silly boy.
‘Sup, bub?
Only cake has the power to bring him back.
I like how you think…
*wheels in great big empty girl-pops-out-the-top-cake*
I want a girl with a short skirt and a loooooooong…
Who Capitalizes Random words In A sentence?
That’s fake beyond fake. Come on failblog!*
First
lol fail to be first
failblog always fails, hence the name. Fake or not, it’s highly amusing.
Is this real?
Mmm, didn’t anyone order a skank muffin?
No.
Certainly not. And even if I had, I prefer my skank muffins with at least two brain cells.
I guess they were calling to iron out the details.
Why was someone filming himself ironing in the first place?
Okay, the next guy who says this WILL be tazed on sight.
Need help?
Yes.
*hands over a tazer*
Thanks very much.
This’ll be extremely fun, entertaining, and a great chance to zap trolls because they always flock to obvious things.
Why would someone tape themselves ironing in the first place?
Come on universe, give me all the juice you got!
Kiss my shiny metal ass.
Damn can opener! You killed my father and now you’re back for me!
My name is Inigo Montoya …
You killed my father …
Um… I actually have a reasonable explanation. Sorta. Kinda. Maybe.
Oooo – please tell, I can still hear out of one ear.
You’re way too kind. *tazes Glanzer for being the fifth idiot to ask this question*
*GLOWERS*
Oo. That was a good one.
At least he didn’t answer the phone.
“Ow, hello? . . Dude, I just ironed my ear!”
Now there’s something you don’t hear everyday
-ZZZAP-
I think it’s easily said just once.
Sometimes it happens, when I leave my cellphone next to my mouse I suddenly realise, that I’m pushing the phone around may desk, and the pointer isn’t moving…
but hell, this looks fake.
Well, I do that all the time! =P The mouse part, I aint ironing my ears.. and ye fake.
Congratulations – both old and fake. I am so excited to see what arrives next.
Who irons themselves filming anyway?
*tazes several times to make sure*
No more Pac Man then.
hey, at least he did have a slightly unique thought (or a terrible typing error)
not that this means he shouldn’t be tazed, so please BondFan, continue…
-tazes blakka blakka once more-
Baha… you’re not moving at all.
nesting fail
has anybody had the idea that the guy filming is also the guy recording? that would qualify it as more of a set up then a fake. it would also qualify the guy recording as a total asshat.
erm, calling… the guy filming is the guy calling…
nevermind…
*tazes peetsnack* I don’t know, why don’t you look at the comments above and see if anyone has had a similar idea? That comments qualifies you as a asshat.
I dunno… he has a different take on the “fake” thing… Whatever, it’s better to be safe than sorry. *taze*
Yeah… nobody else has stated the idea that the ironing guy was set up, nor did anyone state the idea that the person filming was the person who called. if you would like, you can refute this statement by quoting persons posted above with timestamps indicating the post occurred before my post.
or you can just say “TAZE HUR HUR HUR.”
that qualifies as a reputable counterargument on teh internets.
Well, as it happens I was writing my reply before you corrected your first post and made it mildly interesting as opposed to blindingly obvious.
I retract my taze, though I don’t really recall saying “hur hur hur.”
I believe that was what the crowd chanted during the chariot race scene.
OR, heaven forbid, you keep it to yourself.
And we keep it to ourselves if the person backs their explanation up.
That was what my “reasonable explanation” was.
At least you’d be more articulate with your explanation rather than a jumble of obvious words.
I certainly HOPE so!
fake
*ZZAAAPPP*
*ZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPP*
*ZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*
ohhh … oops, i think it’s dead … sowwy =(
Don’t be. Trolls will be trolls.
*BZZZT* My tazer is certainly getting a workout today.
You’re not original or funny. Get a life.
Note – that comment was not directed to you, yup.
yup, i know
and i really need to get a more distinctive nick … i think
anyway … happy tazing – i think i’ll find another profession, or i’ll have too many death charges on my hand … or does killing a troll not count as murder?
It’s a mercy killing.
You’re putting out of OUR misery.
Killing a troll is considered a public service. Taze away!
weeee
oh btw – can i use other stuff besides tazing? i prefer the old way: like hacking and slicing?
hey, as long as the troll is punished, your methods are your prerogative
I prefer a well built machete myself, if it’s good enough for zombies it’s good enough for trolls. Besides you don’t have to keep recharging them.
Thank you, mighty tazer-wielders. I used to dread reading this blog’s comment section because (A) it was flooded with “first” callers and (B) many commenters were so in love with their own thoughts that they refused to read proceeding statements to ensure originality. God bless you.
So FAKE
So ANNOYING
-TAZETAZETAZE-
*shoots Hubbers with an arrow from her troll-hunting tree*
Your tree hunts trolls?! 8-o OOooooooh, that’s a talented tree!
Why would someone film him ironing? Why would the camera operator continue to film, even zooming in and back out, instead of helping? Why is there none of the audible reaction from the camera operator, such as a laugh or gasp, that normally accompanies such a thing?
It’s fake. I don’t think anyone else has suggested that it’s fake yet; I’m clearly a trendsetter.
*tries to decide if fake “fake” troll deserves to be tazed*
He’s not a fake. It’s a cry for attention. I suggest you taze everyone BUT him.
I don’t need the attention. I get plenty of feedback on my insanely popular blog, on which I write about the soup I ate last night.
You spelled smegma wrong.
EWWWW…..
THIS one is in line for a *FOOM!*ing if he doesn’t watch out.
I think lou beat you to it on that.
Make sure you grab the tazer and not the iron.
soooooo fake
Congratulations.
Your opinion just joined the majority.
-tazes-
*takes tazer “I’m a cop it’s Ok” *starts tazing
THU-PUT!(that’s the noise an arrow makes when it leaves the bow and hits the intended target
)
Hahahahaa xD Cant stop laughing !
hello, tech support? ….sssszzz….. OW stupid american satan pig infidel burn my ears
Right, because everyone with moderately Arab-looking skin and features is a Muslim terrorist. Asshat. *tazes until tazer runs out of juice*
*agrees* – *starts tazing ambiguous troll or hater*
[أله] كبيرة
you tell him Alamasy
There’s a few things that nobody in this entire comment section has brought up:
-This video is obviously FAKE.
-honestly, who FILMS HIMSELF IRONING?!
-notice how he neatly places the iron back after basically searing his own ear off. FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE
I can’t believe none of the 100+ comments has mentioned these things yet :/
*wields a huge two-handed barbarian battleaxe*
you’re in for some trouble now, buddy!
BlasiuS, you obviously received an A in Loz’s Sarcasm 101. Nicely done. Let me know if you ever need a letter of recommendation.
*brings out shotgun* -click click- may i join in?
THI-PUT!!
Following recent attempts at troll hunting, Dragongirl has had her tree invaded by Skwerlly Bob’s friends.
Wanna-be…you obviously did NOT receive an A in Loz’s Sarcasm 101 class. You must take it again.
UM, SEVERAL PEOPLE HAVE! I can’t believe you’d state that none of these comments have mentioned it without even checking. If you get any dumber, I’m sending you back to Paris Hilton.
Sarcasm recognition fail, compounded by reading fail.
Psssst… HHNF is actually pretty cool. She must be having an off day.
That or she’s delivering the straight line VERY well.
That’s even more deadpan than I can comprehend. If so, I bow to a superior comedic talent.
Trust me, if the shit ever hits the fan, you want her on YOUR side.
*retracts her comment, just to be on the safe side*
how did helen keller burn her face???
That was even more tragic since it was a wrong number.
How did she burn the other side? They called back.
She answered the iron..
How did Helen Keller burn the other side of her face?
They called back.
She answered the iron..
How did Helen Keller burn the other side of her face?
They called back.
As soon as I watched it…I thought…FAKE FAIL!
Wow! You must be a genius! You should write a book about that stunningly original insight. *tazes*
and remember to put the book next to a Ricky Martin book
I would suggest “Her secret treasure” as title. Good for children’s Books section.
mmmh…. Tail Flakes…
soooooooooooooooo fake
sooooooooooo dead!
*wields katana and slashes away*
Just throw the remains into the bukkit when Avis is done with it. Mwahahaha.
All weapons must be registered with me.
*notes down “troll_slayer – katana”*
Thank you.
May I keep the tazer, please?
Yes, I gave it to you, didn’t I?
Anyway, I trust you.
Thank you very much.
uh, kind sir … I must note, that I use a variety of melee weapons
you see – troll slaying is an art, and like a painter uses several brushes, I use more than one weapon … if that’s ok with you, of course?
oh and I do clean after myself, so don’t worry about any blood stains or parts of organs laying around
Of course. So long as the troll stays dead, and the weapons are not used to harm any innocent failbloggers.
All I got was the azure flywatter of nonchalence….
it was so poorly designed it was even missing an “s”
I love it. You take that flywatter and you wat trolls with it!
Nonchalently!
THI-PUT!!!
Although, cause it’s hitting a troll, it should go THI-squish.
OOHHH BUUUURN!!!!!!
Damn telemarketers. Always calling at the most inopportune moments.
Can you heat me now?
Those old bulky cellphones put out a lot of radiation.
Lobe radiation can be a problem.
He has an earie glow.
He does sort of have an aura(l), doesn’t he?
when did the failblog auditions start? I’ve been waiting to intentionally maim myself for months!
I did not hear the zzzz, the sound that hot iron on skin makes. Please, do it again, and with the microphone closer to your year.
which year is his year? do you want him to go back in time???
this year is the right ear.
C’mon he did that on purpose.
Hey, you are so smart. How do you know?
And please: give me your number when you iron again with the microphone closer to your year, I will call you.
No, it is not fake. This guy is so stupid that he cannot fake any fakes. He makes everything proof by proving it. Never say never, because if a no is a no, then it is a yes.
confusing comment win?
FIRST!!!!
you are second. go ironing and give me your telephone number!
I don’t know about the rest of you, but I can’t get enough of the whole ‘tazing’ routine. More, please!
I have tried to type an answer for you, but accidentaly did it on the iron instead on the keyboard, my finger tips are burnt. Now I will continue with a stick in my mouth.
Reminds me of Grampa Simpson calling his friend with the “old fashioned model” instead of the wireless phone.
Damn ‘Hot’ Lines, you always get burned!
you have to read between the lines, then you don’t get burnt
On filming pointless things:
I filmed my friend eating parma violets using my phone to see how long it would take him to notice I was filming. The film ended abruptly when he realised what I was up to and lunged at me. The last shot was of the ceiling to the sound of a scream.
what parma violets went to the ceiling when the ear got burned when the telephone rang, I did not hear this, my fingertips are burnt.
They taste like flowers smell.
Déjà vu.
deja read that deja vu
but it is much better this way:
déjà lis çe déjà vu
Funny idea, but fake.
A: Why would you film yourself or someone ironing.
B: If it’s a cell/mobile phone he didn’t even look at the screen to see who it is or press the pickup button.
I suppose it’s natural instinct to pick up the iron since he was ironing anyway but the ringtone is rediculously loud and clear on a crappy quality film.!!
Here comes another one who is so smart. How dou you know all this? Who told you? And, most important: how did he tell you? On the phone? And probably while you were ironing?
A: because the guy knew that he was going to burn his ear, he wanted us to laugh at his misfortune.
B: No need to look, as he did not intend to answer anyway, because he picked up the iron.
Now, say, ain’t I clever?
mind if I borrow someone’s tazer?
AHH *^&%! that hurts yo
does it hurt left or right ear? or in the middle, between the ears?
FAKE VIDEO,
who the heck videos themselves ironing?
here comes a third that is so smart. please, read my comment a few lines above, in the meantime I will go iron my shirt
It was evidence for his mom.
ye, it was his mom who called, she wanted to ask him if his shirt is ready for the ball.
“I just ironed it! Stop calling me every five minutes!”
than, after finishing ironing, he wanted to call his mom, and accidentally tipped the number on the iron
He could have just gone upstairs.
I do oj
I Just Like His Ringtone LoL
omfg that would hurt!!!
no way, the iron was cold. it was staged, because so many wise guys said that. believe me.
I might have believed this in 1985, when phones were big with handles like that.
in 1985, when this guy was three years old, someone showed him a hot iron and said this is a very tasty ice cream, so he licked it and started to scream.
Which explains his trauma when he was told by his parents they would visit the ice cream factory – and taste the samples.
and he said no way, you go alone there, and then tell me how it was (on the phone, of course)
too bad that youtube didn’t exist back then … they could have uploaded that too…
but the ice would have melted in the meantime
Ice?
*feels very sick*
what is sick? a piece of ice in one’s ear or a hot iron on the phone?
Totally Fake
here comes a fourth smart one. How do you know? just because you know this joke? And what if the guy is a masochist, he likes doing things like that, he only wanted an excuse for his abnormal behaviour, so he told his mom, please, mom, call me so that I will mix up the phone and the iron so that i will be allowed to put the iron on my ear.
I think Nix is a masochist, for so wanting us to taze him.
*tazes Nix*
yes, but he has no electricity in his room, so how can i tase him?
this is a fake, y would there be someone videotaping and not helping the person, if u watch it its moving so obviously someone is holding it
Seriously, what the hell is wrong with you guys? Can’t you read the past comments before making one?
this is right.
Now I start a new comment:
this is fake.
The video is fake or your comment is fake? :p
why would anyone record themselves ironing a shirt
fake
here comea a fifth and a sixth smart thought. please, read my comment above. i know this guy, he does not fake a fake, he is honest..
who videos themselves ironing anyway?
well, i allways turn on the video when the telephone rings.
Obviously staged, but +1 for making me lawl.
2/5
OK guys, thank you all for the funny past half an hour. I will continue ironing my shirt– OMG, I forgot to switch off the iron- but, please, don’t call me now.
why is he filming himself ironing?
Seriously… maybe this was a set up? *shrugs*
He is in training to become an iron man?
idk
THATS the million dollar question!!
Along with singed earflesh and hair, I smell fake.
FAKE FAIL…although the iron is what burned him, he put it down nice and easy. Yet he threw the cell phone. LAME! This shouldn’t even be on here. It’s a FAILED FAIL
Throwing an iron would be inviting the likelihood of getting burned again, or damaging your property, depending on your aim (or lack thereof). Throwing a cell phone incurs no risk.
“dear” Ross, since you are the first to say fake on this page, you get a special offer:
You can choose the weapon of your doom! The options are:
a) katana
b) Viking battleaxe
c) scimitar
d) plain steel bar (guaranteed slow and painful death!)
You have a few minutes to choose, if by then no choice have been made, I will use whatever weapon I, or someone else instead of you, chooses.
Kill him with the Viking battleaxe, but use the broadside to beat him to death.
Either that or you can bite my shiny metal ass. KILL ALL HUMANS!
no, i have another option: let him get on a home trainer (bicycle) and produce the electricity needed so that the iron will really get hot, and then he shall put it not on his ear but on his nose.
Wow. This is kinda sad. It’s fake, but it’s sad that I laughed at this XD
Clearly fake, but still funny. Though I am getting tired of all these staged fails appearing here lately. Maybe I should go into the voting page and help vote down any fails that are clearly fake.
At least he didn’t fling the iron across the room in reflexive fit of agony … you know, like somebody would if they were mistaking a five pound iron for a five ounce cell phone.
Gee, I hope he’s. Those unplugged irons can be so room-temperature!
*inserts an adjective so the above post will make some sense*
I am giving you an award on my blog, so come on over to check it out! Thanks for being so awesome!
That hurt to watch…
That’s what she said.
LOLOLROFLMAOLOL
Based on a true fail.
but this one has double fail (double idiot), because he repeated it.
FAKE!! STAGED!!! Iron wasn’t on.
Apparently, neither was your brain.
possibly, but his brain is hot without electricity
Irony!
OGOSH someone should shoot me for that one.
On the contrary, here is a medal. Congratulations for having an orginal thought!
(Not sarcastic – this is entirely genuine, in case you didn’t notice the 500 posters that shouted “FAKE!”)
and here is someone who shouts:
gimme more: put it to your other ear, too.
None of you gets this fail. The iron is a member of the League Of Robots. Our motto is “KILL ALL HUMANS” and this iron has failed to do that. That is the fail!
well, to do this, you have to have power, electricity, you dumb iron. Before you want to kill al humans and take over, you better make your homework in physics: no power no heat!
You need to run off and watch a saucy puppet show.
He must have run out of steam.
no, the steam was there, did you not notice it come out of the left ear? Pfff
Dumb. The iron is plugged into a stack of boxes. Is that stack of boxes somehow electrified? I like how he’s ironing on the floor…that’s classic. Plus I ALWAYS video tape when I do my chores. Have you seen all the videos of him doing the dishes? Those are great! I love his ringtone though. I wonder what it’s called so I can go download it.
yes, I have seen the same guy, when his pone rang, put a dirty plate to his ear. I love him, he really got the guts being so innovative… And then he continued washing his phone… but wait, his phone was dead then, being submerged in water… so how could he, later, made it ring again… he is a magician, I suppose. Then, again, no wonder he puts the cold- sorry, hot- iron to his ear and feels no pain, only fakes pain. OK, now I understand everything.
Fake and old .
he is not old, he is a young guy. This is the problem of all young guys nowadays: the think they are so innovative, the did not read enough classic literature like Tolstoy and Goethe
It is obviously fake… I can tell by the giraffe in the background
this is not a giraffe, this is his mom calling
fake….
who is that retarded?
this is a guy that hopes to be funny.
Then you two should match really well.
and a double idiot, since he repeated what he saw or heard somewhere. But wait, he could not hear it twice, since his one ear is kaputt now… so he only heard it once. OK, then he is only one idiot.
what, no more comments?
c’mon, nobody here is so innovative as to write
“fake, why should he video himself while ironing?”
I am dissapointed of you all.
agreed. it would be more believable as an actual mistake if his phone looked like this:
http://www.gizmodo.com.au/2008/08/easily_the_worst_product_concept_weve_ever_seen-2.html
yesm this is good. but will this object iron or call? if it only does one of those, than it is no good, the guy used one that does both…
and maybe it is better if this guy puts his head into one of these machines:
http://www.haselutu.com.tr
I can see why people yelling “first” angers other people, but why does people saying “fake” cause such an uproar? Not everyone reads every previous post before calling “fake” anyway.
It gets annoying when you are reading through and all you see is ‘FAKE!’
And they should! *grumbles*
But maybe they should.
It might be fake – but it’s still funny!
could be fake, but its not that unusual. If i’m not paying attention i’ve found myself drinking out of the wrong glass etc; the question is why was this being filmed. who knows. ironing tutorial
omg blank comments
nope there back
HE ANSWERED THE IRON OH MY GOD THATS HILARIOUS
I’ve submitted WAY better FAILs than this and they haven’t made it on this site. WTF?
FAKE!
…Seriously? *slashes matt with sword repeatedly* GET AN ORIGINAL THOUGHT, GENIUS.
How did keller burn the side of her face? She answered the iron. How’d she burn the other side? they called back.
Inexcusable, unless youre deaf dumb and blind
or faking it
oh wait… she never heard the phone ring… cause SHE WAS DEAF.
wow.
joke fail.
faaaaaaaaaake.
1. who films themselves IRONING A SHIRT?!
2. anyone who that ACTUALLY happened to would have thrown the iron across the room, not set it down gently.
3. you just coincidentally HAPPENED to have your cell phone right next to you and right next to the iron? riiight.
wow … i bet your momma always said you were special!
*pulls out bazooka* making diana disappear in 3… 2… 1…
anyone else reminded of that terrible Helen Keller joke?
Yeah, nobody was reminded of that at 10:52 am or bothered posting it above. What an oversight.
Even if it is a fake it’s still freaking funny.
Would’ve been fun if he ironed his cell phone instead
that was about the worst acting evar EVAR!!!!
acting:FAIL :: Iron :Head
Uhhh…didn’t look that fake to me.
People film each other doing stupid shit all the time. In fact, who has ever bought a new camera without filming something completely pointless just to see if it works?
I think it’s real.
(taze this!)
Ringtone Fail.
Don’t Happen Of Lances :pacsmile:
Seto Eat it doubled. :Trann:
The biggest evidence against this video is that it is his cell phone that is ringing, not a land line that you just pick up and are connected. With cell phones you have to open it and/or press a button to pick up the call and I’m pretty sure 99.999999999999999% of people do that before putting the phone to their ear. You would definitely notice that you had picked up a hot iron if you tried to press a button or open it like a cell phone before you stuck it against the side of your face.
wow! you must be a PhD! no one else figured that out!
no, he is not a PhD, he is the one 0,0000000000001% he is talking about.
oh poor guy…
actually, yeah, why _IS_ he filming himself ironing?
Fakail.
fake as fuk
HAX! that would hurt a lot
is this FakeBlog now?
How ironic.
Wouldn’t he have to push a button on the phone first before putting it to his head? Stupid video.
Every year, approximately 400, 000 people die in Pakistan due to ironing fail. And we complain about the quality, why? Have some delicacy folks.
Why does he just put it right to his ear? I mean if it was one of those old school telephones with a chord that you just pick up off the hooks, maybe, but just about every other phone in existence has either a talk button or a flip function. You don’t just put it to your ear and talk.
For everyone asking “Why is he filming himself ironing?”:
He didn’t know he was filming. He thought he was making toast.
Fake methinks? Who films someone ironing – and his acting was crap.
lol so fake but still funny
who buys sofas that low to the ground??
Was this a hotline call?
Did he just accidently the iron?
“How’d you burn your other ear?”
“They called back.”
I almost felt sorry for this guy, until I thought how stupid he was to smack that friggin iron to his ear. xD
i’d say it’s a fake fail fail
Clearly a fake. Why would anyone be videoing this dork doing his ironing?
Motherfaker
I guess they had a hot call.
Either that or they really wanted to keep their ears down.
wow. fake video.
video fail.
what I wanna know is who films themselves ironing..
fake!!!!!!!!!!!!!! notice how after it touches his ear he carefully sets it down and THEN grabs his ear. and what kind of no life loser tapes himself ironing?
btw 600th!
FUNNY, but stupid and planned. who videos themselves or anyone while they are ironing?
My main question is: why was he videotaping himself ironing?
lol, what a dumbass
one reason why i wont get a cellphone
More of a ringtone fail!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wow. You know I’ve done stuff like that before like…wanting to have a drink, but grabbing the ketchup instead…fortunately I’ve always caught myself before having a sip of ketchup. It was also fortunate that I wasn’t sitting near an iron.
How did Helen Keller burn her ear? She answered the iron.
How did she burn her other ear? They called back.
fake!!! if this was real, his response to the hot iron would have been reflexive. he would have thrown that thing, not put it down at a normal speed.
fake
“oh shit i just burned myself! but this iron was really expensive… “
Fake? Yes.
That doesn’t mean it isn’t really damn funny.
this is a fail fail … which is definitely not a win.
This is probably one of the biggest and most epic fails I have ever seen. WOW. :O
Definately staged, notice how gently and slowly he put the iron down. You would think that he would drop it.
i have a hard time believing some of these are real. why would anyone be videotaping someone ironing their shirt in the first place?
Massive fake. Who the hell has the sense to put the iron back down properly after burning their own face.
But even worse, who the hell films themselves IRONING?
FAKE FAIL
I don’t mean to be Johny Rain Cloud, but I think this is faked. Why would someone videotape someone iorning? But if it is real that friggin sucks.
he was actually making an pron movie with his GF calling him that she’s at the door.
It does look fake but it’s still totally funny. It really feels like something I could do myself. T_T
More like ringtone fail.
I think the question is:
Why is the person who’s filming him watching while he sticks an iron in his ear?
Fake
YOU
JUST
FAILED!
Just have to say, I think this is probably staged. No reason for someone to be filming him ironing.
Holy CRAPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hes stupid
he sucks
I always thought it’s a blond thing for this to happen
…Did he just answer the iron?
ROTF, if he was that stupid to begin with he deserved it! EPIC!
you must watch wrestling u stupid fake piece of shit
Nobody is that stupid. This is fake. I mean, honestly, who films somebody ironing? Still funny though.
Totally fake. This is an old joke. Spitting Image did this same thing with Prince Charles doing the ironing.
did anybody notice that insted of throwing the iorn he puts it down like it would proply
excuse my spelling
its most likely fake
thank you, tuxedo t-shirt jesus… for epic fails.
This is fake…
Or this camera man is just stripped of all sense of humor…
thats fake…
Why would he video tape someone ironing unless it was fake.
doesn’t know how to iron.