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True, that pink-lit wall looks unsafe.
And the sleeves are too short.
And the guy looks too gay
And the jeans are too short.
But those wristbands seems to be quite useful. I am adding them to my shopping list.
A true gentleman should not brazenly show ankle in such a manner, much less lower calf! Good day, sirrah!
I reckon he lost a bet.
Hey Mikey, I just know you’re gonna wince when you think about him unzipping that jacket
.
Eep!
You’re a bad man. Yesterday it was the ketchup, today it’s this.
It does beggar the question though, what t-shirt lies under this?
I’m betting on Ry’s bouqet.
Ooooo fragrant.
*shudder*
I can’t believe that bloke is smoking indoors, what the hell country is he in???
The one the neo cons are always telling ‘em to go back to if they don’t like it here…Gaytopia.
He is in Douchebagia, in the quaint town of Douchebagville.
He has a raging case of douchebaggorrhea.
I hear there’s a suppository that can cure that.
The case for which is outlined on that jacket…
the guy has crotch stuffed
Let’s see how small we can get this reply box!
Outrageous package. Its all over the place!
Russia
His name is Pavel Volya, he’s a stand up comedian
I’m trying to decide what all that extra room in the groin
region would be for. Are these secret military issued slacks
to hide a grenade launcher, or just more room to maneuver your
ding dong to the glory-hole opening.
He’s a russian standup-comic artist, has been also seen in tv ads.
dflk;sda /cnlk;bsjaesdz
Thats Pavel Volya from Russian show Comedy Club. WELCOME TO RUSSIA!!!!!111
Pavel Volya
it’s Pavel Volya, russian comedian
Finally, a designer that has an idea for those wearers of ‘Depends’. (Anal leakage is such a [insert Pun here]…) Pants wouldv’e been longer if the dick who designed them didn’t waste his whole fabric budget on the crotch!
Finally, a designer who’s sensitive to wearers of ‘Depends’. Looks like Designer Dick shorted himself on the length of the pants, because all the fabric budget went to the crotch. (Or maybe that extra room is for the wearer of the pants to fit his own head up his ass.) Would’ve been a nice touch to add to the big dick on the sweater the moto: “I’m with Stupid”.
WTF!!! That is the gayest thing I’ve ever seen!!!!!!!
Not to mention the penis right in the middle of the hoody
thats a comedy show u sissies
look at the size of his balls!
Baggy winkle. Sailor term.
Question begging fail (both grammar and definition).
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Begging_the_question
what century are you living in? im surprized you know how to use the internet!
And, you know… theres the siloette of a giant penis on it.
woh!
what do you call the male version of a camel toe/mooseknuckle?
that guy might actually be too gay for that shirt
quite possibly
design WIN!!!!
I like the added subconscious stab (haha) at homosexuality a al Freud, as suggested with the cigarette.
Is Al Freud Siggy’s younger brother?
He’s not a gay, thats russian show-man Pavel Volya.
hmm, i wonder why – being a gay guy normally implicates having a penis.
homothug!
the guy is russian comic star, and he’s straight)
And there’s a penis on his shirt
Too Gay! You either are or you’re not! Not Gay enough? Could be slightly less Gay! A little more gay maybe
He’s wearing a freaking penis shirt for christ’s sake. How about saying he looks too jewish, maybe that would make more sense. duh
my god this is a horrible fail! those boots do not go with the jeans! nor the hair!
am i the only one that is slightly intrigued with the bulge in his pants? looks like he shoved some socks down there….
(psst. advertising comment 1:53 down below!)
I do agree Wormulon, though I’m backing that it’s pork.
(psst. whoops)
(psst. wipes)
.
(psst. types)
(psst. snipes)
(psst. 4 8 15 16 23 42)
(psst. gripes)
(psst. yikes)
Psst. snopes
(psst. swipes)
Does he have 4 legs?
did anyone notice that the design on the jacket looks like an arrow pointing down?
No. I think we were all preoccupied with its resemblance to a penis.
That’s exactly why I clicked ‘see comments,’ to see if anyone had noticed that
little detail…
Every now and then we have to throw mr. cuddles and bod a little eye candy. Just ignore the bulge unless yours is bigger and if that is the case, please send photographic documentation proving this claim to Mookie and I. We will review the case and get back to the group with our findings.
What gets me is that the pants are designed for a ridiculous bulge, but the sack-bit isn’t actually full.
It’s a built in codpiece intended to resemble a bull’s ballsaq.
Do you know a lot about bull’s bullsaq’s Ry?
As a matter of fact, I used to have a purse made of a bullsaq. I got it at one of the many pow wows I have attended.
Reeeeaaallly……you are a very intriguing lady. *Picturing Ryannon sitting under a shade tree on a weave blanket, basket of fresh baked fry bread, bowls of sliced meat and veggies to make a nice lunch. Hair pulled back, wearing a slightly revealing buckskin top and bluejeans* Anyone have a towel? I just made myself drool….on myself.
Fry bread and alligator tail
And no buckskin, a multi-colored skir and vibratly colored top, I am a Florida baby aka part Seminole afterall.
Sounds like an absolute dream. Gives me something to day dream on for a bit
And alligator tail nuggets or a steak would bee very good, been a few years since I had any.
Geezzzz…….they match the jacket!! Don’t you have any fashion sense?
Its a codpiece. Those are so 1500′s…
why does he have a piece of fish in his pants?
It looks like the pants are designed to…err…lift and separate? *shudder*
Is that 4 potatoes in your pants or do you just… have a severe case of genital warts?
Good Im not the only one that thinks that..
Still Im rather disapointed I noticed that…
I wouldn’t say that I’m intrigued…. but, yeah… wth???
Bahaha, I saw that too! I can’t tell if he really has a monster down there (possibly made of socks) or if it’s just the way his fruity pants are folding when he walks, though
…mmmmm, I’m thinking there’s probably a hamster or two down there…and one of those little hamster exercise balls that they run in. LOL.
I know! No one else seemed to notice that! It’s honestly more strange and
noticeable than his bad fashion!
lol Looks like he has more junk in his pants than on his jacket…
lllllllloooooooooollllllllll
laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh out out out out out out out out out out loud loud loud loud loud loud loud loud loud ?
hmm, doesnt sound that pleasant… movin on!
That crotch is weird…
You say that about everything…
^ Win
Thats what she said.
Stop scaring me!
ok
i would wear this any day…..anytime.. i love it….maybe it has something to do with me liking DICK
this r so gay!!!!!!
cok smokah
i have this sweatshirt, its my fave, i don’t know what the big deal is.
styling the bruno i see?
Oh dear God, why? Why!
I can’t believe this is accidental. Might turn someone on, for all I know.
Shoes, I’m talking about the shoes.
its too small for my likes.
hair, im talking about the hair.
It looks like it may hurt.
Wristbands, I’m talking about the wristbands.
That’s what she said.
I honestly don’t think it’s accidental.
Looking back at “high fashion” of the last two decades makes this look mild.
Without the jacket, the style is already gay, with it….
It has reached a point where “there is something wrong with it”
I agree. Like it’s gone out the other side of gay and is now the straightest thing, ever.
OMG stand back…the model’s about to go missionary!
*assumes the position*
Honey bunny, it’s not the ‘missionary’ with your legs behind your head…silly…
Huh, learn something new every day.
I was told everything should be done with your legs behind your head.
Warn me if you plan to ride a bicycle – just – warn me, okay?
warn me too, I will grab my bike and we will play chicken
Is that what you call it?
Well wee could call it spear the ring like they did in the jousting games.
*cough cough* town bicycle *cough cough cough*
Birkenhead Tranny?
(Im not sure if you know about that but look it up on youtube)
He deserves to be on FailBlog
No, I meant “bike” – it’s not a euphemism for the male member that I’d ever heard before – but then, I am pretty innocent *puppy eyes*
Hey there, are you pedalling some services?
Watch out or she’ll take you for a ride.
I think it started when we spoke.
Doc, you couldn’t handle it… She’d chain you to the bars and leave you all lubed up.
Making it with the dumb chauffeur…
He CAN’T be gay, he was always taught that it wouldn’t be in gods plan. He obviously has a secret girlfriend..
… who gave him her jacket. And shoes.
… and has been leaving unfortunate residues on his back, yes.
He’s not gay. His girlfriend is just hiding her
porn under his bed.
Right. His mom’s probably afraid they’re making out too much too. Not enough modeling, you see.
lol win. ^^
Dude, he’s so far in the closet that he’s finding xmas presents.
awesome
Now children, how many dicks are visible in this picture? Take your time…
Okay…it’s been an hour, I’ll start the pecker hunt…
.
First dick: On shirt.
Second dick: In shirt.
Third dick: In pants.
Fourth dick: the guy who dressed him.
Fifth dick: Put it in a box and wrap it up to go.
Let’s not turn this into the 12 days of Christmas, folks…
Why not? I hear there’s going to be a white Christmas on 12th night.
Apparently it’s a white Russian.
6th dick: in his girlfreinds pants.
7th dick: in the centerfold under his bed.
.
(we’ll get you there Mooks)
8th Dick: Check the corners of his mouth.
9th dick: The one who designed the shirt…
10th dick: the guy who told him it was a good idea to be a model.
Damn. I see no else here has taken an inkblot IQ test. There are 3 dicks just on the shirt alone if you use the zipper as a divider then you have two dicks from a side view then if you add them both together its a third bigger dick. Brilliant Gay! -Grabs a Guiness-
11th dick: Trent
11th dick: anyone seriously considering buying this outfit
11th dick:
The C***sucker that assembled the outfit.
As in: how on earth does anyone who makes a picture in his/hers/its mind
come up with this configuration, and gets in a position to actually stage this at
a public event. The thought has occurred that this isn’t real, but Photoshopped.
Another feasible explanation might be that none of this is real, and I’m making
this entire universe up and this site is just a figment of my distorted imagination?
Mmmm, I’ll need to ponder some more on that.
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 11 11?
Hope you’re all proud of yourselves.
11th dick: the guy who took the picture
11th dick: the guy who took the picture of the dick
in the shirt with a dick that the dick designed
11th d!ck: the one who took a picture of the d!ck in the shirt with a d!ck
on it designed by the d!ck
11th dick: the matching Tattoo (loufail said so)
11th dick: his matching tattoo (loufail says so)
(hope this one doesn’t get eaten by failblog)
11th dick: his matching tattoo (loufail said so)
(I’m gonna look really silly when failblog finally spits all these back out)
11th dick: his matching Tattoo (Loufail said so)
I’ve lost count. Can we start again please?
11th dick: His matching tattoo (loufail said so)
(failblog has eaten so many of my comments today)
11th dick: His matching tattoo (loufail said so)
(failblog, eatin my comments)
11th Dick: The one that is going in his butt tonight
11th dick, the guy who put on this fashion show.
11th dick: Supplied the hair gel.
11th dick, check his anal cavity
11th dick: the guy himself.
Multiple Dick – all you dicks who keep referring to him as ‘gay’. What, are you in the third grade or something? He’s obviously straight, as is the designer and the person who dressed him, because there isn’t a single, solitary gay person on the planet who’d be caught in that outfit. Please!! It has straight DICK written all over it.
11th dick: The agent who got the designer’s stuff on the runway.
11th dick: The photographer.
“11th dick: The agent who got the designerās stuff on the runway.”
It’s shorter to write ‘DNA’ than ‘stuff’
11th dick: the guy in the front row who shaved his head.. all you have to do is draw a little line on the top
Duck has a point and we can get bod and mr. cuddles to back him up. No self respecting gay man would be caught seen in that jacket.
Finally, 12th Dick: The dick named Duck who knows enough about dicks and gay men to mention gay men wouldn’t be caught with a dick on their jackets.
‘caught seen in that jacket.’ *raises index finger and takes a deep breath in preparation for speech. Looks up and to the left, clearly considering the possible repercussions. Curls finger down and slowly shuts his trap*
11th dick: the one inside his ass.
11th: whoever kicked him in the shin right before the catwalk.
11th dick: his mom.
11th and 12th dicks: Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, both for thinking the graphics on the shirt were edible.
11th dick: in his mouth
First
youre late bro
First to say First.
Win.
second to say your too late.
hey frank, get in my van… *faint sound of rusty weed cutters in van*
(Wait, I’ll use my troll’s logic on that one.)
Hey, Frank, mate! How you?
*smites Frank, sits on him*
So, where were we?
The only fail here is that he has an identical tattoo under these clothes.
He seems proud wearing that xD
Years and years of strenuous modeling lessons, sacrifices, parental encouragement, efforts, expenses…culminating in this? PRICELESS!
parental encouragement???
his parents were men.
“Of the world”
lolling true.
Hey czuhc, I hear your left boot has a similar design (but obviously pointing down).
is that true? or is it the right boot?
Left, and it IS true and it IS pointing down most of the time. Only trouble is that sometimes – when I’m…getting in the mood – I am forced to fall backwards with great and sudden strength.
With some sound gymnastics tutoring, you could learn to stand with that leg in the air.
Or re-define pole-dancing.
You mean like May-pole dancing? With friends and lots of ribbon?
Well, they do say that is what the may-pole is supposed to represent don’t they?
It’d be like a communal bondage session with the whole village involved.
You know if we all weave him up with strips of baking paper instead of ribbon, then come tea time he’d be all ready for a nice little village hungi
.
I don’t know what a village hungi is, but I don’t like the sound of it one bit.
I don’t think you’ll like it one bite either
. So who’s getting the village oysters?
Well, czuhc is reputedly well-hungi isn’t he?
(Clicky my name for some hungi instructions czuhc. I reckon we can substitute XXXL ShamWows for the burlap sacks and muslin sheets)
I’ma hearin’ ya. I’m across the XXX bit, but what does the L stand for?
Live?
Well, at first…he’ll be juicier that way…
I heard that Bod was gonna provide some mountain oysters.
“strenuous modeling lessons” I may stop laughing, someday.
When you have stopped, will you wrestle TRRoll then? You both have about the same posture and I’m curious about the outcome of such a match.
I’ve got 100 Dinars on the one that’s facing forward.
That’s my tail BTW *sigh* time to change der gravatar…
Silly me, I thought it was just a little something left in there from a “strenuous modelling session”…
Silly you…you so silly.
Okay, but now I’m worried about your red mushroom.
You’re a doctor, it’s your job to worry about my red mushroom – itsa Mario!
It must have gone midnight, DrB has changed back into a pineapple?
This pineapple should fix cwr64′s syphilis up right away.
.
Czuhccccc!!!!!! Don’t worry about bringing the scraper – we’ve got it covered!
You’re going to put it WHERE?!?!
Guess I’ll lie back and think of England…
Just relax…I’m not qualified…
FRANKE SAYS
It’s true what they say; there is no I in FRANKE
Did it work?
You’re the bomb?
Why, why, thank you. *simpers*fans self*
Ah the clothes maketh the man
It’s good to see that he’s proud to show that he knows what everyone thinks of him…
That he is a penis?!?
That he has small feet?!?
That he’s gay?
Hey! I want a Rorschach wiener jacket too.
…now – is that one smokin’ d*ck…
Yay that’s my FAIL!
Next time please look at the camera. You will have a more professional look.
Gotcha – so then he can stop charging amateur prices for the wares he’s advertising.
Was this taken in “The Village” when you spotted Kinteoka and his fool on flaming gay friends out and about before they went to their acting gigs?
Poppity pop pop pop!
LoL, a NC fan
North carolina??? OMgLOLOLROFLBLAAHHBBQ
Btw, that was a lot of fish, wasn’t it?
I cannot but write it again and again: a penis is not a fail. Stop posting pictures with a penis (or even the word penis) in them and call them “fail”. We live in the 21th century, not the 11th. A man is not a fail, even if he has a penis. It is the most normal thing in the world. Or would you post a picture of a man with a nose and call it “fail”?
Yes, the design may be stupid- this is not to anybody’s taste, I would not wear this. I would not wear it even if I was a model and get money for this job. But: Not the jacket is fail but the one who posted this pic.
Of course this is a fail. This is not about the man having a penis (that’s how men are supposed to be made?) It’s about the suggestive penis design on the front of his jacket. Where it is not supposed to be.
And the accentuated hidden penis below.
Not to mention the short sleeves!
I’ve seen worse dick accommodation pants…unfortunately. :c
Sense of humor FAIL
being up-tight fail
here, here!
It depends on the nose I guess.
*shrugs*
It depends if it grows I guess.
*lugs*
i think you should submit a picture of your moomin nose and see what happens.
“A man is not a fail, even if he has a penis” – lol!
LOL
A Bowie lyric, yes?
Nope. The first version of Cat Stevens “Father & Son”.
Judges are conferring…judges will allow it!
Well, I live in the 21ST century myself…where some strutting popinjay wearing a ridiculous outfit is hilarious.
I love that word popinjay. I need to find a way to insert it into every conversation I have today at the office. *begins to plot*
amen sister! Definitely not enough chances to use popinjay.
And go gators!
If the nose was emblazened across the front of a jacket?? I’d call it fail… just sayin’.
If it makes you feel better I am an equal opportunity failer and would have laughed and called it just as much fail if he had a giant set of boobies or a big old vagoo on the jacket…
How much starch is in that jacket? All of it?
Easy now cwr64. We like our starch just where it belongs…in The potato.
Cuz it looks some some might be coming back out…
For when you need to straighten out those wrinkles –
Gaseous starch…the cutting edge in nasal delivery technology
No, no. The ah, thingy on the front of the jacket, and the, ah, “starch” er, comes out from the, um, ip-tay. *sigh* Okay, see, sometimes when a man loves a jacket, very, very much…
If it contains so much starch, is there a possibility it’s a jacket potato?
Oh all right, yes! There does exist that possibility…but that’s strictly off the record.
I got that on tape.
Oh yes, I see. You’ve…written it on…a piece of masking tape, yes. We are professionals, aren’t we? *twinkles*
Or a potato jacket??
Hair Ā£80
Boots Ā£120
Jeans Ā£200
Jacket Ā£250
Looking a complete dick Priceless
you still remember that night, eh?
All I remember is being shown the new chloroform-scented ShamWow. The rest of the night was a blur.
do the words ‘gay clown, tabasco sauce and/or umbrella penetration’ mean anything to you?
No, but I remember my farts smelling like potatoes.
Lay off the crack from now on, dude. Last night you even tried to ask a dog and a cat, who were having sex at the time, to climb in bed with you.
Is that a reference to a texas chili bowl?
Leaving your wrist-straps on after a session: Showoff.
in response to cosmopolit3 ‘s comment, i think you are fail for not understanding the true meaning of this fail picture!
You could have clicked “Reply to this Comment” and told him.
How do you do that then?
lawl has not yet mastered the art of nesting… give the young grasshopper time… or whippings.
How come it’s always the new guys that get whippings?
Sounds like favoritism to me.
It’s advertising. Check out those jeans.
You check them out, I’m bitter.
You need some pineapple then, apparently.
Enough of your tart comments!
Floozie.
You french kiss your gramma with that mouth, fella?
WOW. I am sorry. I’d best be abed when I start mouthin’ off like that – forgetting to capitalize French an’ all. Bysies!
Why is he smoking?
Dude, if you’d just coped with that thing, you’d be looking for a comfort smoke too.
It’s not smoke, it’s ectoplasm. He actually has a reply when someone asks him ‘what on earth possessed you to wear that?’. He can say ‘the spirit of bad taste’.
Are you saying that jacket has been eating asparagus?
Interesting fashion tip.
It’s just a good thing we don’t have any bacon to wrap those tips in!
Tips, tips, tips! Why don’t we call them what they are? Gratuities!
Okay…but, you called it.
*wraps ‘Gratuities’ in prosciutto*
*tosses into the hungi*
How gratuitious.
That’s gracious of you.
It’s really gratifying, isn’t it?
Yeah, yeah, heart swells an’ all that…zzzzzzzzzz
… it’s the area just below the jacket that gets me. Are those HANDS inside his jeans?
I was wondering if anyone noticed that. What the hell does he have in there?
The jeans come with 2 Shamwows and a reliable sewing kit.
Ship’s anchor…where’s the fail???
the fail is it’s not attached to the ship, jeez DrB!
Well no, there’s no ship on that anchor at all that I can see – though I bet it’s been used, all the same!
Hahaha, laughed outloud.
Don’t give to much credit to the mindless moron walking up and down the stage. He probably just got through vomiting up his lunch and needed the cigarette to get the taste out of his mouth. I wouldn’t call this a fail, this is actually par for the course considering the crap you see on runways. These clothing designers are pompus and delusional, where would you seriously be able to wear most of what they design besides a gay night club? And who would actually pay for that outfit anyway? I could just buy pants that are too short, a pair of women’s boots, and a cheap plastic jacket and draw a dick on it. Ooooooh I’m so risque! I guess I just don’t “get it”.
*concurs – he just doesn’t get it*
Not dressed like that he wouldn’t
I don’t know…I kinda like Dan’s green avatar
Though true, there’s no apparent penis motif on that avatar!
It’s his actual penis, he just had an accident.
*winces*
Cross section.
*winces*
His whole life he’s been trying to put a square peg in a round hole.
What would he do if mommy didn’t dress him every morning? She’s worried that he might have a secret girlfriend?
She dresses him in penis motifs to attract the girls.
She calls him honey because he attracts flies.
Except on Tuesdays when she calls him vinegar, ’cause that’s douche day.
*sigh* it’s always Tuesday, innit?
This is not a fail!!!
I don’t understand what makes it constitute as fail. It is a jacket with a penis drawn on it, PURPOSEFULLY drawn on it. If it was something like… I dunno, a cat design that accidentally looks like a penis, it is fail.
It’s just crappy fashion, might as well put all runways on the blog.
Hmmm…. good point. And what are YOU wearing to Fire Island this year?
OMG vamp. yum.
GAY WIN
Every day is a gay win!
Why does it looks like he has big balls? part of the design?
It looks like his right ball is much larger than his left. Left one looks kinda squeezed.
Don’t look at the right, Mariam! DON’T LOOK AT THE RIGHT!!
Wouldn’t that make him continually walk in circles?
Like he’s got somewhere he has to be…
If you think this side looks gay, wait until you see the back of the jacket.
I’m not sure I can wait that long…
Is it a drawn rectum? Another dick? Intercourse?
Dude, we’re supposed to wait! Don’t embarass me, gahd!
Sorry, but IĀ“m so curious how this could get any more gay.
Apart from sucking on a dildo instead of a cigarette maybe.
There is a drawing of a big hairy hole and it says “If your dick is too big to fit into this hole, call me” and it lists his number.
Oh, you’ve seen it.
Gurrrl, please. Who do you think designed it? I have an entire line of clothing dedicated to the penis. Wait until you see the 2009 Fall Bajaina Line. I modeled them after Mookie.
And I enjoyed posing for you, kitten.
When a photographer tells Mookie to make love to the camera, they hae to make sure it is covered in something moisture proof first. She has taken modeling to a new level, really honed her craft.
Digital recordings of her honing her craft are available in the lobby.
you’re turning me on!
Again, with the waiting.
I lol’d
In RL try not to use the words “curious” and “gay” in the same sentence, otherwise*door slams open* NOBODY expects the Spainish Inquisition!!
Actually, I’m sort of expecting it. But I’m a special case.
You wrote the script – of course you’re expecting it!
IĀ“ll keep that in mind!
If bi curious you mean you want information…
DonĀ“t mess up my innocence, please!
Dave Edmunds?
OMG…too funny…just found your blog. F U N N Y!
They checked your ‘ticket’ at the door, right?
theres a dick on his sweater! where do they sell dicks on sweaters?
Even if I knew, I wouldn’t let on…
Does he mean ‘sweater’ like the clients have been working out for an hour or two?
EEEWWW!!! Just…ew.
Call in Big Joe!! We got a sweater!!!
Is there a rug around here I can use?
I can only speak for Ryannon and myself when I say, “No.”
Not “use” use, but y’know, use…well, what do you use when you gotta frow up?
Gaaaay
The jacket also comes in black, with a white design. But the design is much smaller.
LOL
…says the virgin.
BAHAHAHAHAH Mookie? Virgin? BAHAHAHAHAH her ear maybe.
Well, ah, no, not in her ear. Not any more…ahem.
The “arrow” is just pointing up to emphasize his amazing bone structure. This jacket is all about the bone.
He’s bonafide.
I’ve got a bone to pick with the designer.
I will be hard to get through to him Ry, he’s such a bonehead.
His attorney works pro bono.
That is the filthiest phrase ever to appear on FB. *cries*
*armshoulder* There, there. I was just kidding about the bonevolence. Sorry
Wunder boner?
So lemme get this straight (haha)…
Failblog.org, the shining star of the Internet, pointing out other people’s misgivings and misdeeds and other misses since like forever, has gone and brought us… a male model who looks gay? What’s going to be the next pinnacle of its comet-like career, a Texan looking dumb, or a French who can’t make decent cellphones?
This fail fails at being a fail. It’s a metafail, i should say.
Way to hand it to the French – that was maybe TOO brutal…
Merde! I am le tired. I am going to take a nap and THEN I will fire zi missiles at Tyberius.
Unless he has, how you say, roamed out of range.
When B2th gets here he’s gonna kick yer ass for that Texas crack. And I’d be scared if I were you – you should see what he did to my avatar yesterday.
Again, digital recordings for sale in the lobby.
Is that like fingerpainting after a digital examination?
Sr. Sanchez?
You’ve seen the pictures…it was no pretend one
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Last week I wrote that Lou looked like a cat with a Dirty Sanchez. Can’t remember why I wrote that though. I’m sure I ment it affectionately.
i know this guy. he’s russian. pavel volya. he’s kinda famous in russia.
In the picture, he looks like he sucks on a camel the same way he sucks on a dick. I’m just saying…
Dromedary or Bactrian?
Whichever is not filtered.
Oh, geez, will you just look at that?! Someone forgot to print “I’m with Stupid” at the top of the arrow on this guy’s shirt!
hey is that a dick on your shirt or are you just happy to c me
Just happy to C++ you…
Hmm…a basic reply.
True BASIC reply to “Nice to C++ you” is “GOTO Hell”
CLS
DO
PRINT “bye now…”
LOOP
10 Print “Hello”
20 Goto 10
RUN
(Best program ever. EVER)
More Visual, perhaps?
Oh yes…then we could see if his story was true. They said his castle had legs, but I heard his fort ran.
Ada know about that.
What a perl of a pun.
It’s Pavel Volya. He’s Russian. He is… um… a comedian… of some sort. Like, fart jokes and the ones around genitals. No wonder he’s wearing this jacket (btw, he does it on purpose) – in fact he’s really a dick
Dude, you’re messing up my high.
that’s the russian comedian Pavel Volya. i think this is supposed to be some sort of a bad joke
THAT’S NOT FAIL. THAT’S WIN. HE IS BEST RUSSIAN STAND-UP COMEDIAN – PAVEL VOLYA.
The best, huh? Crap. That means he’s going to show up here; prolly before I finish this – Oh hi, Pavel! Welcome to the U.S. – ha, ha, yes that is quite amusing. Ha ha. *sigh*
ŠæŠøŠ½Š“Š¾ŃŃ Š½Šµ ŃŠ°ŃŃŃ Š²ŃŠµ ŃŠ°Š²Š½Š¾
In Russia, comedy stands on you!
This was my very first “Russia-joke” and I already want to distantiate myself from it.
I didn’t see nothin’
It was an imposter – the real czuhc’s in the hungi.
Ah yes, about that hungi. First, my thanks to Mikey for the clarification. Second, there were a lot of words involved, I didn’t bother to read them all. Third, I’m not sure my boots will benefit from the repetitive digging and covering. Last, my next patient is probably wondering what is keeping me.
czuch!…and to think we were trying to help distance you from that Russia quip!
You called? Hey? Wh…Is that fake czuhc still posting? GO AWAY! Troll!
Welcome back real czuhc
Did someone just identity-theft their ownself? Cuz I didn’t see nothin’.
czuhc’s=czuhc is?
I take this opportunity to clarify the pronunciation : [tzoo:tch]
Yes…’tzoo:tch is in the hungi’
This fail is a big WIN! So funny!
I thing there are a lot of people out there which REALLY wear this crap…
Yeah…they’re called Europeans.
Just because you Americans are too prude ^^
If it keeps us from wearing stuff like this then maybe a little prudishness isn’t such a bad thing afterall.
HMM whoever is wearing this is overcompensating…small car perhaps
Short bus?
Only when traveling at the speed of light.
Quite a singularity you have there.
*swerves to a-void it*
Seeing as the model looks like a d!ck anyhow, I’d say that this is a design win…
I, for one, am always a huge fan of pants that highlight camelballs. Pure awesomeness. I vote this a WIN!
It may be an accurate representation… just look at that bulge!
What a DICK!
*sigh* Designers…
Can you say camel toe
yes you can!
I can say Moose knuckle….
Eek, a penis!
Are you describing the shirt or the model? Oh… wait… you meant both.
I think it swirls around in his pants like 9 times. Look at that bulge!
It’s so gay it’s straight!
faaag
Holy crap its a piece of gay brilliance! If you use the zipper as a divider there one dick on each side with a side view and then you put them together to make a third huge dick! Brilliant! -Grabs a Guiness-
I myself am gay. I think seeing this just made me a little straighter.
Come into the light Jimmy Anne.
glamorous bastard
Not really a design fail. He just wants everyone to know what his favorite thing is. And it’s pointing towards his mouth which tells you where he wants you to put yours.
heh, the guy is our russian celebrity… He’s not gay, but a monstrous shithead.
Wow, the guy looks like he’s got some sort of swollen camel toe up in his crotch area.
Psh, you gotta stuff your pants if you’re going to wear that shirt…also, the title is ‘design fail’ I’m pretty sure it was intentional
You, guys, totally don’t get it. That’s a comedian fashion show, just a parody on most fashion shows. And as you see thick dick, you believe that’s a designers fall. Take a peek
http://rutube.ru/tracks/1314464.html?v=208a6a2b644bbf72c34367333574570f
That’s great russian comic, or humorist, or don’t know how to explain. That was just lol, don’t say he’s gay or something else. That’s just funny.
Guys, it’s Bruno, the Sascha Baron Cohen guy who’s been crashing runway shows. Seriously, no one would ever design something like that and want to be taken seriously.
lol, it’s Pavel Volya,from russian Comedy Club
Is there are word gayer than “gay” to describe this?? Because “gay’ simply is NOT adequate…
gayfeminate?
Still, he’s getting paid for walking. be it with a dick-carebear jacket or not.
It’s famous showmen from Russia “Pavel Wolya”, he is 1 of residents in Russian Comedy Club.
In soviet Russia dick wears YOU!!!
ŠŠ»ŃŃŃ ŠŠ¾Š»Ń Šø ŃŃŃ ŃŠ¶Šµ
Damn Stupid joker Pavel Volya,allredy at failblog
Š°Š“ŃŠ½! ŠŠµ Ń ŠøŠ»Š¾ Š·Š°ŃŠ¾ ŠµŠ³Š¾ ŃŃŃ Š°Š¼ŠµŃŃ Š¾Š±Š¾ŃŃŠ°Š»Šø.
Ń Š¶Š“Š°Š», Ń ŃŠæŠµŃŠøŠ°Š»ŃŠ½Š¾ ŠŗŠ°Š¼Š¼ŠµŠ½ŃŃ ŠŗŃŃŃŠøŠ».
ŠŠ¾Ń ŠøŠ¼ŠµŠ½Š½Š¾ Š² Š¾Š¶ŠøŠ“Š°Š½ŠøŠø ŠŗŠøŃŠøŠ»Š»ŠøŃŠµŃŠŗŠ¾Š³Š¾ ŠŗŠ°Š¼Š¼ŠµŠ½ŃŠ° “ŠŠ»ŃŠ“Ń, Šø Š·Š“ŠµŃŃ ŠŠ¾Š»Ń”.
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Š«ŃŃ, ŃŃŃŃŠŗŠøŠµ Š½Š° ŃŠµŠ¹Š»Šµ
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Ouch.
GAY PORN MODEL SHOW!!! hahaha just kidding….
JACKET OFF!
prick
Oh my Golly gee, you SURELY are kidding me. That has to be the stupidest outfit I have EVER seen!
RT
http://www.total-privacy.us.tc
Lol! He accidentaly a penis in his sweater!
God, the PANTS are the fashion fail.
The Penis may have been a fail if it was an accident, but this was probably not. Maybe a poor choice in fashion taste, but there’s a lot of that in the world and it’s not surprising anymore.
Dare I be as obvious as to say that that guy is a real DICK?
I recognize these pants: the designer was interviewed on The Daily Show a few years ago. He’s trying to make pants that are more comfortable for well endowed men (note the design of the crotch). The above is likely pretty much all on purpose.
It would have been a win for the designer if you could actually read the clothing line’s name behind the model. Getting onto failblog is pretty good free advertising.
Wearing a costume of your self seems a bit redundant.
AS IF THE LOOK ON HIS FACE DOESNT SAY IT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
he has to go and were that gay ass shirt
???what is it even supposed to be (yes i know its a dick) but what does he think it is?????
This outfit says “I’m a dick”.
wow that is just plain retarded. his jacket design is so screwed up. hes hilarious.
anyone know who this guy is?
He’s a male model …. so for his probable lifestyle …..that’s a WIN !
the jacket is bad. but could be played off as a funny statement… but what is with those pants and the super crotch. are you kidding me with this? who was the designer!!? and im assuming he personally needed to compensate himself in “that” area
I’m not quite sure what statement this jacket is attempting to make: that the wearer likes giant dicks or IS one. ._.
Lauged a lot! Thanx, your comments were awesome!
You don’t even know who is this. This man is not gay. He is from Russia, one of the most popular comedieants (comedy show actor). He smokes sometimes when acting on scene. Sorry for my english
Agree wit poster – DESIGN FAIL!)
Pavel Volia (rock)
Well that suits him.
I spy a cameltoe.
It’s intentional. Failblog fails again. Boring.
Truth in advertising win!
ahahaha i am utterly….uh……’”intruiged” with the big bulgy bit in the jeans =P
Ouuukeeeey
It’s Russian standup comedy star Pavel Volya
XD his pants
He has elephantitis of the balls.
And even if it wasn’t a Russian comedian, that jacket is the perfect gift for the dickheads in your life…
DOES NOONE SEE THE HUGE PENIS ON HIS JACKET?!?!?!
I’m not quite sure why there’s a denim pouch for his junk on the front of his jeans. He looks like a complete ass-hat.
There is no way this is not intentional.
I love it
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GAY WAD
kk wicked fail jacket but what the hell is going on with his junk??… it looks like he’s trying to steal a gopher and desided to conceal it in his crotch
he is gay
damn it is looks gay the jacket is gay HE IS F***ING GAY
COMMENT
FDASIOJINVGBMHFF;ROI0SHNJ.OBUILUCK
FIRST LETTER AND LAST 3 LETTERS
STFU
WOW. he definitely desires his gayness in the anus
I’d REALLY hate to be that guy when he realizes just how gay he looks…. lmao!
I have a feeling this designer meant for this to look like this….so then is it really a fail? I would say its more of a win… phallic win.
oh dear, at first I though it was because his groin area looked a bit.. big.
but, then I noticed the shirt D:
and now it’s so much more funny! *wacks self in head*
Sometime I think the designers create this stuff to see if the models are stupid enough to wear them.
omg it looks like an oversized penis 0_o
guess the dick size!!!!first one guesses right will get to see a virtual Kirby!!\
hint:over 999
The guy on the picture is a Russian celebrity who performs in a popular show called “Comedy Club”. With many comedians/actors doing short gigs/performances. In a small part of the show, he makes fun and mocks other celebrity guests that are attending it. My guess would be that this photo was taken during one of the shows and the “hoodie” was a custom made for him to reflect his performance/act.
I think I’m the only person who noticed that it looks like he has a big black dick on his shirt
LMAO wonder if his life partner has a matching one.
fail to the failer!
thats russian Comedy-Club
I don’t think this was accidental.
Pavel Volya(: one of the numerous residents of Russian Comedy Club.
totally awkward clothing, but that’s the way he really is.
he looks like a DICK to me………. u know, his name should b Dick……. lol
You’re all retarded, this guy is a Russian comedian, his name is Pavel Volya, he’s not gay at all and has probably banged more girls then any of you people have laid eyes upon. He wore this on purpose, to make fun of a fashion show. So you all are making fun of making fun… Cut the shit FB, and don’t post bs like this. not fail at all, quite the opposite, this is win.
> heās not gay
tell me moar
>banged girls
>gay
you’ve divided by zero.
So, if you aren’t girl, and he isn’t gay, why do you love him so much?
ŠŃŠ¾Š·ŃŠµŠ²Š°Ń ŃŠŗŠ¾Š»Š¾ŃŃ/Š¾ŃŠøŃŠ½ŃŠ¹ Š±ŃŠ“Š»Š¾ŠæŠ»Š°Š½ŠŗŃŠ¾Š½.
i like his shoez. XD
and wristbands. other than that he looks really gay.
not that there’s any problem with that.
Mlja, tupie amerikosi, taakuju hnju pi6ut v kommentah… degradanti!!!)))))))))
This is Pavel Volya, i suppose
russian humourist
You are tottaly right, and it is Comedy Club fashon show : )
soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo gay!!
He’s name is Pavel Volya, Russian humorist))). It was kind of a fashion show in Moscow… omg
I love the whole “i love it when balls are in my face” look
something tells me the pants are a little small…. >>
SUCK MY DICK
it means))))
what a dick
Am I the only who can see that he has a huge dick on his jacket! You call him gay but all you can talk about is how wierd his crotch looks or how stupid his boots are.
woah.. whats in his pants?
That Rocks!
hahahah i want it
It is russian comediant – Pavel Voly he is not super model.
some people wear their hearts on their sleeves… the rest must choose to wear their dick on their chest!
Actually thats not a fail design, its a russian celebrity Pavel “Volya”, he does such stuff to show that he doesnt give a shit about anything and that he can do w/e he wants even if it is that inappropirate.
nice bulge
I can’t really tell what’s worse: the shirt (which is the obvious choice) or the extra roomy crotch. Wait, do his boots have tiny neckties on them?
look at that guy,he has a set of headphones in his pants,i can see them
ŠŃŠ¾ Š¶ ŠŠ°ŃŠ°-ŠŠ¾Š»Ń, ŠµŠ±Š»Š°Š½Ń!
haha he probably asked for that one.
The guy is uber popular comedy show resident. And the pic is taken off the “serious” design show lol.
he looks like he might have a camel toe going on there
lmao! I’d hate to be him!
What are we looking at, the jacket or the double penis pants?
the jacket penis smarts.
Where can I find this amazing jacket?
OMFG!!! ROTFLMFAO!!!! it even funnier cuz he has a bonner
guy looks too gay 100%
DDD
Mamel toe to the max.
ŠŠ°Š²ŠµŠ» – Š»Š¾Ń anyway!
MUST be German.
yup, this is a FAIL.
omg
is the fail his package or his top
or both………