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Maybe men was a Spelling mistake of Women?
Lets all take a good long look at this statement, shall we? Yassss.
Must I? It hurts!
You must, builds up, THE CALLOUSES!! It, it’s not easy for any of us, lad…
The action of writing f*rst on the f*rst comment is unforgivable. Facialturd, prepare yourself. (advances with rusty weed cutters in hand)
Fake : 1 second ago…
its not fake its soooo much fail that the timer froze in shock
Your open question, this is a fake
rather: a fail…
(as Emily remarked earlier… (sorry))
heh heh heh
yup
hahah normal people would say hes gay but not his mom his mom thinks he has a girlfriend hahahaha
you should set the pedobear on your bisexual son
I love my dead gay son!!
*sniff* I miss Kurt!
Additional FAIL
He is not a homosexual, we have taught him from the bible and he has learned though our church that this is not in God’s plan. I will not teach him about condoms, that is unacceptable, we have always taught him about abstinence and that is what God and his future wife expects from him.
I want to speak to our pastor about this but I am very afraid of what he would think we are teaching our son if he things we are allowing him to sneak a girl into his bedroom. That is clearly inappropriate and we are good parents, I am very afraid what he will think of us.
I find fail in that she made a statement, and then stuck a question mark at the end. As if this is all it takes to make a statement into a question! She sounds as if she either:
A) is a traditional Valley girl who ends all sentences with that annoying upwards inflection
B) is puzzled and is questioning her own statement AS SHE MAKES IT!
C) is named Bethany in addition to A and B = true.
roflmao! if a girl needs porn, she can keep it in her own room. He is 17, which is quite old enough to not have to keep a secret girlfriend. being gay is perfectly natural, and i its sad that many people fail to realize this because their own fear of differences. love is love, and i really think u need to wake up and smell the roses. he’s gay, and there is nothing wrong with that. he is your son, and no matter what religion you have taught him, it does not prevent people from following their hearts. No matter his sexual preference, you should still love him as your son.
thank you very much for this comment
i completely agree
the real fail is everyone who thinks its real. It says that the question was
uploaded 1 sec ago. how is that possible to find the question that fast unless you wrote it yourself??
Can’t you read? It says right at the top: YOUR OPEN QUESTION. Of course this person wrote it herself! That’s the FAIL within the FAIL! That she wrote this, took the picture, and sent it to FAILblog!
God, I hope 200 people say the same exact thing when I scroll down. *wishes*
Following the “expect the worst and you’ll never be disappointed” life philosophy, eh dilly?
I’m just happy every day to wake up and celebrate I haven’t been murdered by a giant gummy bear.
Oh, that made me chuckle. I think I’ll adopt that as part of my “things I’m thankful for” mantra every now and then.
“Oh Lord, as we peel the foil back from your bounty…”
Fake; notice it was posted “1 second ago” and it says “Your Open Question,” AKA the person taking the screenshot was person asking the question. Failing at failing.
“1 second a ago – 3 days left to answer”
Probably faked by whoever screenshotted it.
This is obviously fake.. otherwise whoever “found” it had extremely good timing.. (it was posted 1 second before being tagged)… Why must ppl make fake fails when there are so many real fails out there? :/
That mother is saddingly stupid? Why would anyones girlfriend anyway bring in a magazine of naked men?
WOOHOO!!! YAY GUITARS~~~~
Thats what shes said.
Why would a girlfriend bring a magazine with naked women in it to her 17 year old boyfriend’s house ? No… this is no spelling error. It’s also possible to still find this question in Yahoo! Answers, where mom continues to deny that her son is gay because of the church values that they raise him with: “He is not a homosexual, we have taught him from the bible and he has learned though our church that this is not in God’s plan. I will not teach him about condoms, that is unacceptable, we have always taught him about abstinence and that is what God and his future wife expects from him.” LOL
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AgFbwDguHlcCzt4WFG2pyi0jzKIX;_ylv=3?qid=20081226174833AA5LmiA
OMFG
omFg!!!
GMOF, or tits, or GTFO
i like failblog. it’s full of realists. Ideals of idealists’ never really match up.
I almost feel sorry for her. Almost.
I especially feel sorry for him o.o
When outing day has come, it will be pretty complicated for him…
At times like this, I’m glad to be Dutch.
I just glad i woke up.
Lol, fail at failing, the person who took the screenshot is the one who posted the question, “your open question”
If the mom is that dumb I can only imagine how difficult it will be for
him to explain it to her.
“You like guys? Well I have lots of friends the same gender as I am,
but that has nothing to do with you having a secret girlfriend, young
man. Now you tell me who she is!”
and for her
I’m curious as to what sort of dessert you may be. You sound disgusting.
I’m guessing crackers.
At least he won’t have knocked some girl up in the meantime.
If Christians are abstinent before marriage, how do they reproduce?
Yes it will.
Ohhhh, YES it will.
Dear parents:
Welcome to the world. Here be pirates, ninjas, and liberals. Be afraid, be very afraid. Fortunately, your son has nothing more to fear the moment he leaves your care.
Flame on, kid. And good luck.
I agree, I feel much sorrier for the son than for the mother. I knew someone once who was in that situation, and it did not go well for him. Parents like that scare me.
As do I
lol this yahoo answers thing is obviously not real. look at it, it says “your question” so she took the pic of it herself.she knew it was funny
And it stops being funny D:
My thoughts exactly when I looked the question up and saw this. Some people simply shouldn’t have children. I hope the son hasn’t been brainwashed into believing that kind of crap.
and becomes hilarious
it will never get old to see stuff like this
MONUMENTAL FAIL!
I was hoping someone would have a link to the source! Thank you.
Plz to call Sigourney Weaver?
Kthnkz.
Just what I was going to say!
Is Newt in danger?
oh, no worries, that’s my parent’s to a ‘t’
Which parent’s what? Tootie? The Facts of Life?
Yep, that’s what I was going to say–she’s a fundie who refuses to even consider the idea that her son might be gay.
Anyone else notice this was taken 1 second after it was posted… Fail on you all for falling for it. Kinda funny though
let me get this straight… she’s concerned that he might be having extra-marital sex and this goes against what she’s taught him… but she’s not concerned that he might be gay because this goes against what she taught him…
haha. Future wife.
Also, this same question has been asked several times on yahoo in different words. However, it’s still funny.
its gone now
All we are is dust in the wind, dude.
His future wife, Steve.
NOOOOOOOOO IT’S GONE!!!!!
hey people if u didnt notice the time the question was on the sight was 1 second…..this meens that this question was created by the person who submitted it. it is a fake
His parents sound like real bible thumpers. They’re going to be thrilled. mwa haha
Naked MEN, NOT women
wow, thats why i’m not religious, stupid naive people..
here is the google cache
http://74.125.77.132/search?q=cache:XiisswLNNNEJ:answers.yahoo.com/question/index%3Fqid%3D20081226174833AA5LmiA+http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index%3B_ylt%3DAgFbwDguHlcCzt4WFG2pyi0jzKIX%3B_ylv%3D3%3Fqid%3D20081226174833AA5LmiA&hl=en&ct=clnk&cd=1&gl=uk
It’s been taken down now.
also, it says naked men in the text… and look at the post time. I’m thinking this is a fake because it was posted one second before the screenshot was taken
awww, it’s gone, I wanted to see that!
Poor kid…..I hope he’s got a strong character to withstand that horrble preachy woman -_-
This question has now been deleted.
Deleted. Is there an archive anywhere?
Because it NEVER is that a good CHURCH kid is GAY. Because that’s just so BAD.
and it’s not in GOD’S plan! /sarcasm I think this woman just needs a good bitch-slap to the face and to see her son happy with another guy.
“…and that is what God and his future wife expects from him”
God is getting marries? :-/
Wow, I truly feel sorry for that kid that his mom won’t accept him as he is.
Bible is always spelled with a capital B. Hey, maybe the supposed girlfriend is trying to coach the boy about anatomy and what to do with it, because his mother has been slacking off on her Birds & Bees talk. (There’s only so much a parent can do, you know, with her second job as an exotic pole dancer for the churche’s ministry and all. She just can’t always be there for her son.)
It was a magazine with naked men in it, not naked women. Now you’re the one who’s making spelling errors.
And yes, I looked up the question today, it’s still there… I read the whole thing, responses too, it’s frigging hilarious.
if you look carefully it says at the top “your open question”, which means whoever added this to failblog must be the person who created it, so this is probably not real. it would not say “your open question” to anyone who viewed it, only to the person that wrote it.
Or maybe he’s gay and doesn’t want to go to church because the church condems it? Seriously is this lady f*cking retarded?
this was obviously a joke. The picture of this was taken a second after it was posted. Must have been taked by the poster
Highly doubt she meant female since it says that she thinks that his gf left the magazine there lololol
YOU IDIOTS IT SAID IT WAS POSTED 1 SECOND AGO.
NO FAIL HERE… JUST SOMEONE TRYING TO FAKE ONE
or girlfriend is a spelling mistake of boyfriend?
but then why would she have said SHE brought the magazine into the house if it was naked women. wouldnt it be more like NAKED men. imo.
go search the question name on yahoo answers – there are like a billion of the exact same question asked by “different” people they all have the same additional information and they all say MEN – there’s no way it was a mistake
That would be impossible – otherwise the secret girlfriend would be a lesbian. Therefore, not a secret girlfriend.
No, in case you hadn’t noticed, but it said, quote, “…I found a magazine with naked men in it. He obviously has a secret girfriend that he is hiding from me that brought it into the house…”. This means that the secret girlfriend brought it into the house, meaning that he is not gay. It means that they are both straight.
This, however is a fail. Yours.
meant the guys at top. not you kirsten.
Don’t think she needs to worry about him getting anyone pregnant!
This picture is a fail.. because its obviously fake.. it was posted 1 second before the screenshot – FAIL
damn you’re right…that’s a fake!! and a fake fail…is a HUGE FAIL!!!
Half of the yahoo answers fails are fake.
Meh, 90% of statistics are made up.
That’s more than half. Someone once said.
According to recent studies, 98% of all of us are going to die at some point in our lives.
I plan on dying only at the last moment – is that possible?
Neither a medical nor a neurological professional can answer this question, as that profession denies the nature and the mechanics of awareness, it being entirely a matter of the soul and its Energies, connecting to or being immersed in a body, or (at death) not.
Actually, it’s 87.635234127350%, but you were close.
87.635234127350% of statistics are made up, 52% of the time, by 46% of the people, only 17% of whom know they’re doingt it.
87.635234127350% of statistics are made up, 52% of the time, by 46% of people, of which, only 17% know they’re making up statistics.
23% of the time people will double post on failblog and of that 23%, 72% are retarded.
There you are, you bad girl! I had to try to keep the smut factor going practically all by myself!
Just catching up on what I missed at the office. I had to WORK!
What, and this isn’t work?
It’s not work if you enjoy it!
you made that up.
No, it’s 87.635234127350% that are made up on the spot. The other 2.36476587265% are made up before hand, and then utilized at when the time is right.
It’s definitely between zero and unity.
I don’t belive that.
16% of all people know that Kent
only one third of the true statistics are wrong half of the time!
60% of the time it works every time.
the remaining 20% are approximations
statisticly thats faulse
lol your in the 90% then
Isn’t this a denial WIN? And a denial EPIC WIN at that?
And if this is fake, what’s this? http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AgFbwDguHlcCzt4WFG2pyi0jzKIX;_ylv=3?qid=20081226174833AA5LmiA
Also, read: YOUR Open Question. YOUR.
Confirmed to be fake.
BTW, I’ve read this before by clicking on a “related questions” link from a
technology question.
Well yeah. Notice it was posted “one second” before the screencap.
Still funny as just a joke, though.
So it failed to fail?
You have the stupidest username I’ve seen in a while. Well done.
DOUBLE FAIL!!
Metafail.
it says at the top: YOUR open question.
it can’t be fake if you took the picture yourself!
The ‘1 second ago’ represents the difference between the time the question was posted and the time the website loaded it, NOT the time between the posting and the screenshot. Granted, loading a page within one second of its uploading is unlikely, but he didn’t take the screen shot within one second.
The “Your Open Question” does, however, represent that the person who posted the question is also the person who took the screenshot. This fail is a fail at failing.
THANK YOU! I was hoping that someone else realized that!!!
Yeah well, uh…
Well crap. You’re right. Failblog fail.
Lol. I’m surprised comments got this far without someone pointing that out.
Contardiktion! If this fail is a fail at failing then it’s a win! Fail is no win, and this is no win. Too bad, really made me laugh.
OK, I must have overlooked the “Your Open Question” the first time. I fail at pointing out someone else’s fail accusing the original fail of meta-fail.
even before i noticed that it seemed like it would have been faked. but true this faker is pretty bad at it. they could have at least logged out or cropped out the “your open question” and time bit.
This is kinda stupid
So… this question was loaded 1 second after posting? Then it couldn’t be more fake. Nice anyways.
Except that it says “YOUR Open Question” above it….. it’s OBVIOUS that the submitter posted the question.
I Found this post today, and it says “1 month ago”, and not “loaded in 1 month”, what would be absurd… it is indeed a fake fail and a shame to failblog…
Yeah, but it also says, “YOUR OPEN QUESTION” suggesting the screenshot-er took the picture immediately after posting it. That is further evidenced by the 1 second delay time. FAKE!!!
there’s a link not three posts above you to the actual Yahoo! answers page.
FAIL
And that proves what? That they actually created a pretend FAIL?
You’re an idiot. Submitter created a fake question on Yahoo! Answers and took a screen shot of it just so he could submit to Fail Blog. He did not find an actual question that someone legitimately asked.
Jesus! I mean, I got this same question, verbatim, as an e-mail forward 10 years ago! This is old /AND/ fake.
The only thing that that proves is that the question was posted to Y!
The “Your open Question” means the screenshot was taken by the original asker.
Although, what if it’s real, and immediately after posting, the mother posted a screenshot of the question to, say, a religious parenting message board, then someone found it on a random search and added the FAIL to it?
Wow, for once people noticed before the five million FIRST/YOU’RE A MORON comments.
This isn’t a fake… it’s just a repeat. It was a legitimate question on some Christian message board a long long time ago. I think even they were trying to convince the original mother that her son was gay (but they insisted to get him ‘counseling’ immediately) and she was even in denial to them. I think someone found it and posted it on Yahoo Answers for SGs.
I saw it right away also, 100% FAKE! What is worse than a FAKE fail?????
o I know idiots that believe it! (o.O)
Yea but it’s still up there on yahoo answers.
This is a faked picture, but the legitimate post exists somewhere (though the notion that this woman was trolling is not out of the question). I first saw it on FSTDT, Fundies Say the Darndest Things, a really really long time ago (way more than the month that question’s been posted). Our search feature seems to be messed up right now so I can’t find where it originally came from, but I don’t think it was Yahoo Answers anyway.
OMG, well spotted, Mulla! I totally missed that.
Entry is fail.
Mulla is WIN.
I noticed that too! FAIL FAIL FAIL!
you win!
plus it says YOUR open question, meaning the submitter screencapped it themselves. which I didn’t notice til you pointed out it was fake. Nice catch
Definitely fake… notice how at the top it says “YOUR OPEN QUESTION” That means the person who took the screen shot was the owner of the account who asked the question. Not to mention it was 1 second after it was asked. *yawn*
your rite.. it does say YOUR OPEN QUESTIONS at the top.. so i guess it is a SHAMMMM
It also says “your open question” at the top, so i think if anything this is a print screen fail, unless of course the person had an epiphany that they just failed and felt the need to share it with everyone.
Also, notice how it says “Your Open Question”.
Funny, but fake. =(
Plus, it says, “Your Question.”
I’m glad someone else spotted this, because it really bothered me that it was posted on here. Obviously Jackass Magee, or “Mister Mom” or whatever the hell the Yahoo! userid was, failed by not at least making a fake id to log back into Yahoo1, search for the question and then copy it. This would also have taken some time so that the response time wasn’t an unbelievable “1 second.” What a frickin’ moron, whoever posted this fail. To the postee of this fail: your actions epitomize failblog. No offense, but definitely a failed attempt.
Not made up.
You!
Fail!
it’s not necessarily fake….whenever you go to yahoo answers, there’s a list of recent questions, and they’re often 1 second old when you click on them. The guy who took the screenshot would have taken a few minutes to read it (and crack up) but then even when he takes the screenshot, the page would still state that the question is 1 second old.
Then again, hard to believe that this woman is not aware of homosexuality.
Yes this is an enormous fake and a failblog FAIL!
Also, it says “Your Open Question” – FAIL
Beat me to it. It’s blindingly obvious when you notice it.
Thats just when the guy got there not when the screenshot was taken you idiot
Hooray! Someone else spotted it too. Double fail tbh
I thought so too, until this came along…http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AgFbwDguHlcCzt4WFG2pyi0jzKIX;_ylv=3?qid=20081226174833AA5LmiA
obviously fake… as well as this, it says up the top YOUR open question…?
Also, the thing says “your open question”
Both this and what you said say that the person who took the screenshot wrote the question.
actually no its not. i just went to the yahoo awnsers page and found it. its actually real believe it or not. there is actually an argument on about it.
Loser
Hmm.. “Posted 1 Second Ago”.. Something fishy here..
lol, this is a fake, the person who asked the question is the same who posted it here, it says “you open question” at the top. and the screen shot was taken 1 second after it was posted. FAIL!!!
I’m one second away from punching my monitor in agony.
Do it and take a screenshot, I’m bored and need some chaos.
*shoots the screen*
May your loins be entrenched in the fecal matter hinted at by your name, you sick, evil troll.
This is ancient, its been on fstdt for over two years, this is simply copy pasta and trolling at its worst. There is no fail here.
He posted that question himself… this is fake… at the top it says YOUR open question. Nice try David. It says it was posted “one second ago,” FAKER
it’s fake, it was posted 1 second before the picture of it was taken lol
If anyone might notice, it says “YOUR OPEN QUESTION”
It also says it was posted 1 second ago, so this newb obviously faked it.
You guys all fail.
People, this is not fake. I know what you’re thinking “1 second ago” clearly means this guy screenshotted his post right after writing it himself. Sure, that sounds like a fake, but since he uploaded this fake and his screenshot shows he failed at uploading a good fake, this has become a genuine fail.
Rule for the future:
All fakes that are not spotted are apparent fails.
All fakes that are spotted have failed at faking and are therefore genuine fails.
no YOU FAIL hence the ‘your open question’ you retard
fails are only funny when they are on accident, not when u set them up
She’s obviously saying that she’s worried that his secret girlfriend brought in that magazine to obviously get her worked up or something, or he’s gay. Either one will work.
It’s fake. If you look closely the comment was made one second ago. The people who submitted it wrote it
haha she added more details! HA!
http://s288.photobucket.com/albums/ll195/sprinturheartout12/?action=view¤t=lolzzz.jpg
Guys it is so set up first of all it says it was posted 1 second ago secon who in the name of god would look at theese king of questions
I hate to burst everyone’s bubble, but this appears to me that this is a fake posting. Perhaps other people have already commented on this, but
i) If you look at the screen capture of the image, it indicates that this picture was taken from the account of the person who asked the question (the image states that it is “Your Open Question”) indicating that the person who took the screenshot (and posted this image) was the creator of the question.
ii) Furthermore, the page shows that the image was taken when the question was “1 second old.” This indicates that the screen capture was taken as soon as the question was posted (when you post a question, etc…the screen will timestamp how long it’s been since you posted it.) So a post from one second ago means that the image was taken directly after having posted, and before the first refresh…
It seems like a weird idea for a mother to post this, and then instantly take a screen capture for proof. This is fake….
this was MADE to be taken a picture of, it says ‘YOUR open question’ ovbiouusly there is no reasosn apart from to get a laugh.
Is anyone smart enough to see this, it say YOUR open questsion witch mean this person just made it up to get a good laugh. This isnt a real fail beacuse this was doe perposly.
Why does it say “YOUR” open question???? Did the owner take the screenshot themselves????
owned
quote “… girlfriend that he is hiding from me that brought that magazine into my home…” right, we believe you.
UH OKAY HE IS HAVING INTERCOURSE WITH HIS “GIRLFRIEND”
Umm Mom, can I borrow your red strappy sandals? I have a date tonight.
Yeah, and can I borrow your make-up too? Because my girlfriend she, eh, has lost hers.
“She” has unsightly chin hair and she wants to cover it up. We are going to need a quart. Do you have something for a goiter too mom?
And that cute silk scarf you use to hide your adam’s apple, can I borrow that too, mom?
Would you call the car repair shop, too, mom? I’m feeling some sticking in my tranny.
The garage called back and said you have a little sugar in your tank son, otherwise everythings fine. Oh and by the way the Vicar called and wants you to come by the church for a potato party???
Revving the motor with a potato in the exhaust could lead to a very messy explosion.
Sadly, on the way to the church they were involved in an accident. Seems another car hit ‘em from behind and rectum….I mean ‘”recked ‘em”
Sadly, on they way to the church they were in volved in an accident. Seems that they were hit from behind…it really rectum…I mean wrecked ‘em bad!
lolol references
OMG, another Stephen Lynch reference … (Waiting)
.
waiting for … my aids test to come back
i never should have blown that tranny in my Cadillac
waiting for my aid’s test to come back
i just had to taste that sweet forbidden nectar from the sack
and now i know.
.
Excuse me while I go vomit out my guts.
“that cute silk scarf you use to hide your adam’s apple, can I borrow that too”
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The poor guy doesn’t have enough problems, now his mom is Ann Coulter?
I have a date tonight, can I borrow a french tickler from you?
Those are crap. There isn’t any sensation that far in, and the cervix is not receptive to tickling. I don’t know why they still make those.
Wow…. Took me three reads to get her logic.
in fact the word ‘OBVIOUSLY’ is the best part of the story
i think the fact that she worries about some girl getting pregnant is the best, after the obviously, obviously
well, she cant exactly worry about her SON getting PREGNANT can she? obviously not.
” i think the fact that she worries about some girl getting pregnant is the best, after the obviously, obviously ”
well, she cant worry bout’ her SON getting pregnant… geez
You’re thinking if you post the same oh-so-witty insight a second time, someone will recognize your brilliance and comment on it? Well, you’re half right.
She thinks a teenage girl would hide her porn at her boyfriend’s house. Wow. She is just like baby Moses.
Hm… Well, one of my exes was obsessed with porn and left her magazine in my dorm room ((Probably on purpose… she was kinda twisted)) and my ‘rents visited me and saw it… I’m still trying to convince them I’m not a fairy… I’ve done everything short of screwing a girl in front of them… >.< But, I doubt this is the case with this boy… Maybe she should just make a checklist him: Techno music, great fashion sense, noticeable lisp emerging, tight leather pants and fishnet shirts, a lot of the football team coming over all the time, painting nails. IF it’s a yes to any of those, then he "obviously" has a girlfriend!
They think you’re a fairy? Surely the lack of visible wings would be a giveaway.
I’m having issues that his girlfriend requires porn. She might not be that into him if she needs other naked men at their ages.
Yeah, I can imagine nothing is more discouraging than your girlfriend getting out porn in the middle of sex.
Though, she said it’s only for the articulates.
A lie, obviously, since she left it in his dark room.
Especially at that age, yeah… hormonal high for sure.
When I said “girlfriend” I didn’t feel like going into detail and just gave a brief and non-descriptive title to her: In actuality, she was the dorming house slut that spent most of her time in my room to “hang out” until she felt in the mood ((Which, honestly, would not take very long for her)) and then leave when things were finished… Gotta love college!
Now is this one of those stories where you talk about a ‘friend’ but you’re really talking about yourself? And by dorming house, you mean your frat house or lockerroom?
Damn, why didn’t I move into my university’s halls of residence?
It comes across as so much hotter when someone’s retelling their stories. If you actually met this class of “girlfriend,” you may already be trying to scrub off the crabs.
You’re relatively new here and you’re already boasting about banging the local slut? Good job! Credibility win! You wanna be applauded?
No… I still regret it… The itch is a constant reminder of my failure… JK!… But, no… I seriously regret…
Good man! There’s nothing like some good ol’fashioned catholic guilt. And don’t forget: hands above the covers!
HA HA HA! I just had to say, that made me laugh like hell!
‘Hands above the covers’…?
Forgive me, being a thoroughly atheist CofE man, I know nothing of Catholicism apart from what ‘Brideshead Revisited’ and the pro-life placards teach me. But, if you have to keep your hands above to covers, does that mean you have sex in a constant ‘WOO! I’m on a roller coaster, now SCREAAAAAAAAM!!!!’ sort of way? It seems most unergonomic…
*can’t breathe for laughing…*
That could be… fun! But I agree with Dragon, the mental image is killing me!!
If you can’t understand grammar, blame yourself, not “you’re” decision to drop out of high school.
Eww…
whores = fail. D:
And that he would be such the nebbish as to not object to ‘holding it for a friend’
Um… porn is good for sex actually. It gives a great alternative to the damn ancient Kama Sutra (spelling) for ideas.
My wife and I watch porn together. We laugh at the faces and things that real people would never ACTUALLY say. *grin*
But sometimes we get the idea to try the different positions.
And as far as looking at the naked men/women…
Just because you’re on a diet doesn’t mean you can’t look at the menu.
Your diet analogy suggests you’re only temporarily off men.
Damn, Loz, that made me laugh so hard I woke up the other firemen in the TV room!
If you need someone to read a bedtime story to them I have a story for them
Not a fairy! A fool on butt-pounding, rainbow-toting, ass-less leather pants wearing flamer!… My parents can be quite stereotypical in their views on… Well… Anything really… *sigh*
It must be hard for you.
No, I think he picked right up on their stereotypes and has embraced them as his own.
Ouch! Cruel? Nah… you sound like the rents… Except they have a new name for my supposed “boyfriend” every week… Last week it was Freddy Mercury, this week it’s Elton John… Maybe they’ll throw a curve and say Rosie O’ Donnel nesxt week…
Rosie O’Donnell? *masturbates*
(why is there no failblog masturbation anymore?)
Because everyone’s beginning to run out of “knuckle babies!”
Oh come on, you have better taste than that!
Roffle, I honestly do, I just felt like bringing the masturbation back.
Let me get the sausage first.
Oh, eh, it’s still ‘hiding’.
I’ve hidden it.
Are you really sure you want that ? You know that we will have to deal with a lot more typos then ?
Mikey D Moomin Pappa! WIN
Sounds like your rents? Please. You are the one spouting the typical stereotypes so well. I’m just saying the apple doesn’t appear to fall far from the tree.
Their words… Never mine… I’m an Actor and spend a lot of time in NY so a good number of my friends are gay… Which might also be a testament for my parents thoughts on my “supposed homosexuality.”
Oh yeah.. the good ol’ “some of my best friends are gay” shpill. That COMPLETELY makes up for that verbal poo you spouted up there.
None some of my best friends… The majority of them… NYC, Musical theater, The Village… Not to sound overly stereotypical, but do the math… It’s the truth, and they have no problem with what I say, just what my ‘rents say…
I’m with your parents on this one. If you turn around, it will be easier for you to grab the doorknob to walk out of the closet
*does an about face* NO!!! HOW COULD I BE LIVING IN DENIAL!? Guess dad owes mum 20 bucks…
Wow, I could be wrong but the Village is VERY yuppy right now. I must be going to the wrong Village. Everyone I know there is straight, married and have 1.3 dogs. I think you might be stuck in the “Village is gay” stereotype there muffin.
Methinks Kinteoka doth protest too much.
my ‘rents?
*cough* light in the loafers *cough*
OH NO! YOU’RE RIGHT! THE MAGAZINE REALLY WAS MINE! HOW COULD I BE SO FULLISH AS TO SAY I’M NOT HOMOSEXUAL!? Thank you for the realization!
LOL, ((I forgot to say this earlier, but the majority of things that I say are highly sarcastic… >.<))
You’re welcome Nancy.
It’s OK. A lot of people experiment in college.
By the way, the yelling/caps typically contradict any sarcasm.
Kinteoka, I think you have a spelling disorder.
First your mum thinks you’re a ‘fool on’ gay, now you’re being ‘fullish’.
I can sell you some pills which may or may not help. £50k please.
I suspect he likes being £-ed.
I think €n the right track, there.
He has a ¥ for misadventure.
“pretty”
Gay friends
Actor, NYC
Only three beers from being gay.
after that it’s a glass of water away from being gay.
ps once you’re gay… call me lol
HA HA! Thanks for the compliment?
Tell Aslan hi!
> I’m an Actor
> spend a lot of time in NY
= gay. At least according to Will & Grace.
Not necessarily. There’s still that horndog Ferris Bueller. At least according to horse-faced SJP’s lawyers…
I was thinking the same.
Ah Loz…it was nice to see you get your red pen out on this thread! I’ve missed it.
*doodles on dragon with the pen*
You like that, huh? You like that?
Oooh! A horsie!
…Or is that a butterfly? It’s hard to tell from this angle.
No, no, it’s me licking chocolate sauce off Shadow’s tsetsecles!
Isn’t my rendering fantastic?
Licking chocolate sauce off of someone’s tsetsecles? Sounds like a good way to get cocoa-transmitted sleeping sickness!
Hey Loz!
Hey Avis!
Hey Dragonwriter!
This new girl, Diana, is really fun!
Can we keep her?
I know she’s not quite as insane as most of us,
but I’ll bet she’ll get better!
Huh? Can we? Can we? Can we? Pleeeeeeeease?!
ROFFLE!!! @ Loz!!!
*huggle*
I’ve missed you.
I’ve been really down today, and you guys have picked me up (with some help from Mr J. Daniel).
I like Diana too, she can stay. I’ll fashion her a grammar nazi badge if she wants to join the force.
Ooh! Ooh! Yes, please!
Okay, I’ll set to work on that right now
It’ll give me something to do.
Silver or gold?
Definitely silver, please – it goes with everything, and a grammar nazi is never off-duty.
Awww… *huggles some more*
Maybe Di would let you decorate her blow-dart pole.
*cranks the Innuendo-3000 to maximum power*
*hopes it doesn’t explode*
By the way, Dragonwriter, Bob has realized his predicament and is pounding ineffectively on the walls of his box. Think we should let him go?
Please, no!
Absolutely not.
The patchouli was a particularly nice touch, Admiral.
*knows very, very well about the Admiral’s nice touches*
Okay, I’ll go duck tape him in there.
Hey!
*looks at the Admiral*
She stole our duck tape!
No, no! I’m just borrowing it! *gently places the duck tape roll on top of Bob’s box and walks away slowly*
*grabs tape*
We go through a lot of this stuff, but each roll has a certain sentimental value.
*hands Di her silver badge*
Remember, use it with caution! Go out and do us proud
How did the innuendo machine get out of LB’s pants?!
Yay, a badge! Shiny! *pins the badge to her shirt*
I’m pretty sure Dragonwriter dove in and got it.
It’s still in LB’s pants. The Innuendo-3000 can be remotely operated if you’ve received the hands-on training.
Does your barrel need more fish?
Always…you know what a hair trigger I have.
THATS WHAT SHE SAID!
… yet you had no idea what my “Princess” comment from the laft fail referred to…
Of course he doesn’t have wings. He’s a boy.
So where’s fizzgig?
Psst, Avis! Bob is going for the cookies under the box over on the Rock Amp Fail!
You seem a little confused…
Fairys have weak wrists.
Faeries are the ones with wings.
I’m not even going to comment on this physcho lady.
*quietly replaces “fairys” with “fairies” and removes the superfluous “h” in psycho* I’m giving you just a warning, this time. Carry on!
We still use the word “fairy” in this century? Wow, did that magazine have “coloreds” in it too?
Techno Music = Gay ????
what how so……..
“great fashion sense” and “fishnet shirts” should never be put in the same sentence.
your sickening list of stereotypes is probably more dumb than the woman’s post.
He hides his girlfriend under the bed and gives her magazines of naked men to read?
Obviously the mom doesn’t think very highly of her son…
I found an issue of PlaySheep under my son’s bed. Now that was disturbing.
Poor Bod, he’s so confused.
Bod’s skilliant.
Bod’s baaaaaad!
*chuckles merrily*
*steals Mikey’s copy of Moomin Babes and hides it in his skillet*
I’ve changed my mind. Bod smells.
*sulks*
Bod odor?
Hahahahaha. Must be.
I think you’re all mean and I’m going to tell on you.
*cries a little*
*offers up shoulder* there there bod…it’s ok
You’ve offered him a shoulder of lamb! Now that is just sick mr. cuddles.
*crawls out from under bed*
*SQUEEEEEEZE!!!*
*goes back to commune with the dust bunnies*
Does he think he’s pork?
Mutton doin’
My sheep sailed from China with a cargo of tea…
Odd’s bods, bod. *Holds up lighter* Play China Girl!
Ahh…takes me back…that’s where the sheep have no name…
O sheep, O gentle sheep, Nature’s soft nurse, how have I frighted thee,
Seriously, how have I, a goldfish, frightened a large quadruped like yourself? Have you considered conselling?
Wait… you think you’re a goldfish?
You might want to think about who it is that needs counseling (which is the correct spelling, btw).
and you have good spelling and grammar??? you’re definitely my prince charming!
Cuddle me right, Mr, and you’ve got yourself a deal.
*cuddles bod*
comfortable?
*sings*
“Love is in the air!…”
OH! ME BOB! I’M BACK! *Squeezes Bobby* (I’m Skwerlly Em… this is my kitty in the avatar) My computer’s been down lately, so I haven’t been able to come out and squeeze the moomins lately.
*Sniffle* I wish I had somebody to cuddle. Boohoo. Boohoo. Boohoo.
I wish I had somebody to cuddle. *Sniffle*
Nobody’s biting, Johnny, sorry. I was re-phrasing Fluffy’s poetic outburst as if RiffTraxing or MST3King it. I didn’t know how to convey this properly. But I am not, repeat, not a goldfish in a blue ape’s body.
I am a unicorn pegasus pony in a blue ape’s body.
Obviously your son is gay. And the magazines are from a friend.
Mikey has a son??? Dang it Moomin! Who’s the mother? Is it me? Is it Ry? Mookie??
You cheated on me with Mookie who was cheating on Ry so he could be anyone’s!
If he has multiple personalities, I know who the father is.
If he looks like a teddy bear…it may be mine…
Hey!!
He hides his girlfriend under naked men while read his magazine on the bed?
His bed is under naked men and his girlfriend is a magazine?
His naked men are under the magazine and his bed is his girlfriend?
He hides with naked men under his bed and the centerfold is his girlfriend.
His naked bed has a girlfriend and he is centred on his Mum?
His naked Bod has a girlfriend… uhh.. that’s not right…
His girlfriend’s naked bod is in his mum’s bed.
Bod is naked? *wolf whistle*
Hands off Ryannon…Bod’s mine!
Oh finally! I was wondering when you two would get together.
Hahah! We were introduced yesterday
This place enables more hookups than match-dot-com.
It’s just a matter of time before Mr. Cuddles and Kinteoka get acquainted. (But he should really button that shirt up.)
Is it just me, or does Kinteoka remind you of the kid who took the cool picture of himself with the naked old man behind him on the couch?
Is it just me, or does everyone make the “couch potato” association now?
It’s just you. I think your boots are too tight.
You know, when I last had anything to do with czuhc, I wasn’t struck by the tightness of his boots. IfyouseewhatI’msaying.
You said a mouthful.
You’re being generous.
I work with actors all day, every day. This is his best headshot, and I’m sure I’ve seen it a hundred times. He’s been in 42nd Street at his community theater and tried out for Spring Awakening but just couldn’t hit that high note on his audition cause he thought “Starlight Express” was a great plan. I’ll tip him extra at the Olive Garden.
Ow ow! Territorial! It’s kinktastic!
It seems like all women act in the same way, Mookie always forgets his naked men magazines in my room.
*cough* her *cough*
It’s an understandable mistake, what with that strap-on you lent me, Fluffy.
And Fluffy, thanks for lending her the medium size instead the humongous. I owe you a favor.
No problem. Ry didn’t wash the potato yet, so all I had was the medium size.
I have a used fist with minimal staining that I don’t need, it’s one size fits all… Price negotiable!
Okay, I’m with your parents on this one.
LOL, I don’t feel like looking for it, but it was a failblog picture from a whiles ago…
I know, I got the reference, and then I made a joke. See?
DARN! I hate how sarcasm cannot be transmitted over the internet! ARGH!…
Loz’s parents could find that fail for you.
The fail is under his bed.
With his magazine of naked men and astroglide.
KY Jelly Mr. Cuddles! Get it right!
Where Loz is concerned, the sarcasm is presumed. It’s why we love her. That and her cute ass.
It’s all for you, sweetie. Shall we?
Let me show you something Ryannon taught me…
*covers eyes and hides under a blanket*
Haha, oh that? Guess who taught her
Actually, sarcasm travels very well through the ether. You just have to know how to handle it. It takes a bit of practice.
So keep trying, kid, you’re doing really well.
A+
Wait… Was that sarcastic!? AH! So… utterly… confusing…
by “trying” you mean “crying”, by “kid” you mean goat, and by really well, you mean “providing us with more amusement by explaining sarcasm”
We have determined that Mookie is a man. I am sorry to say this Fluffy but you have been having lesbian cyber sex with a man
. She has several personalities depending on what she is trying to achieve. She is wily, that one. And you are no less of a person for being drawn in. Just be careful next time.
‘no less of a fish’
Therein lies the rub Mikey. All this time you have been having what you thought was natural cyber sex with a fish, it has been a human misrepresenting herself.
Gah! They say there’s plenty more fish in the sea and then the fish turn out to be people!
Is it fish or chicken?
Chicken are people too?
It’s in the Constitution.
They are into prostitution.
Chicken ranch? I mean I *runs*
Bunny ranch?
Okay, I’m back. Y’know how it is when the runs hit…
*scootch*
Oh, c’mon, I lit a match. I gots all kindsa class up in here.
We don’t have a constitution, so here we are free to discriminate against our chickens.
It’s how we keep them so low down in the pecking order?
Umm, is that a Belgian peckering order?
When did you move to Iceland?
Oh dang… now the moomin knows the truth…
*cries* I didn’t realise when you were going on about the motion in ocean it was only a euphenism. How could you do this to me? *sobs*
*wasn’t, not was.
*shouldn’t, not should
I… I… I’m sorry. I only wanted to *SQUEEZE!* you in my natural habitat.
*squeeze*
*SQUEEZE*
AHEM!
It’s only to relieve stress…I SWEAR! Here try it!
FINE! I was just letting you squeeze me to release stress too then!
*storms out of failblog*
NOW look what you’ve done!
*storms out after Mikey D*
*slams door behind himself*
*runs after Mikey D and bod* What can I do to make it up to the both of you?
Better than daytime TV.
*munchity-munchy-munch*
*wonders what she’s munching on*
Popcorn! Want some? It’s the Failblog snack o’ choice.
Sounds delicious – for a moment there I thought it might be fried skwerl.
POPCORN?
No popcorn for you!
*sneaks in and steals some popcorn*
What we watching?
*munch-munch-munch*
We’re watching Bob try to escape his ultimate fate of being to Eugene, OR.
Doesn’t popcorn remind you of tiny little sheep?
*sigh*
Bod will be back, Mikey. I promise.
*squeeze*
Eugene, OR? Or what??? What other options are there??? What could possibly be worse than being sent to live with Gene Shalit?
You should buy it a sparkly first.
I’ve been having lesbian cyber sex with a man??? OMG I might be pregnant!
But the baby might not be yours!
If she was cheating on me with you, it might be yours!
add two, carry the three…nope, not following this at all.
It’s simple math! Mookie can’t get pregnant. We sewed up here bajaina a long time ago.
Looks like I’m gonna help hold this rug together, too…
With Super Goo?
more like ’supper goo’
Would you like some ketchup with that?
*gasp* any more rugs hereabouts? *urg*
Ask Aunt May. She found some leaking from under Peter’s door.
And she stuck her finger into it! Uncle Ben’s been gone too long – wimmen has NEEDS!
That’s a lie. I’m due in June. I’m having a litter of puppies. Or kittens. We’ll see.
Can’t we have both?
I hope it’s kitten’s they’re fluffy
I’m going to need those back by Friday, btw. I have a date with Ryannon.
If you and Ry prefer looking at those magazines, please give me back my naked pictures.
I can’t – they’re on Lolcats already. Or Loldogs. Wait – what are you?
*ROFFLE*
I make appearances in both pages, depending on the market needs.
I do the modeling, they pay me, you may have your fantasies by looking at the pictures… it is a win-win-win situation.
Thailand has ladyboys. Failblog has catdog(s?)… I see no conflicts here. *cool*
Mookie has cooties.
But she’s only looking after them for you, I thought.
Crap, I thought she was offering me cookies
Mookie’s Cooties. I can see how that confused you.
Cutie Mookie’s Cootie Cookies.
Chocolate chip cooties.
I’ve heard they’re so chocolaty they make the milk go brown.
I’m seriously disturbed by all that was said here… *begins to block it from his mind*
This coming from the guy that has guy porn under his bed.
It was actually in a drawer for some reason… They were searching for bud… THAT was under my bed!
Tell your girlfriend to stay out of your drawers!
Double-meaning WIN Ryannon! LOL
His girlfriend staying out of his drawers isn’t going to help his case, Ry.
Mmhmm me and my girlfriends are going dancing. It’s raining men!
Take an umbrella then. Or at least your rubbers.
You should let Kinteoka tag along.
Hold on Ladies! Let me grab my lube and put on my fishnets! Bet I get more then you all!!!
*finishes Kinteoka’s sentence for him:*
“Bet I get more, then you all can leave me here in the gutter to enjoy the rest of the evening.”
Hey now, Nancy’s no gutterslut.
Yeah! I’m only a regular slut!… I do have SOME standards…
Dear Concerned: Put a condom over his head. Problem solved.
Dear Concerned: put a lock in the potatoes’ box. Problem prevented.
Dear Concerned: have you considered exocism? Problem vomited.
Dry-cleaning costs not included.
With those magazines, her son probably has the whole room Scotchgarded already.
The bedspread is a ShamWow.
And his pillow Shams are just plain Wow!
Dear Concerned: About this rug…
Wow. Just wow.
Question was only posted one second ago…
This screencap was taken one second after it was posted… if you fake screenshots, do it more thouroughly…
Yep…and it sais “Your Open Questions” at the top….damn them fakers
I thought we would have finally found a true case of Denial Fail…
yeah creator won hard at failing this fail
“1 second ago” hoax fail?
We don’t come on here for the pictures, we just read the articles. Don’t be a downer man. I am losing my buzz!
Yeah, don’t bogart that fail.
*pass pass fail*
I can make a bong out of your fun place.
Probably a good idea to not reuse that potato.
It’s alright…I have a whole 10lb bag right here!
Five pounds. I had guests and needed to make some creamed potatoes. Don’t ask where the cream came from.
Wow…
She’s retarded, isn’t she?
she found a gay porn mag in her son’s room, and she thinks he has a girlfriend…
seriously, how stupid can someone go?
and besides; since when do girls read porn mags?
since ever. *leafs through a copy of Nuts*
You just read it for the articles?
Of course. I love reading about the naked cowboy’s hobbies.
Brokeback got us good, don’t it?
Of course… the journalism is so good I keep reading this one over and over again. Those stains? Oh, that’s just coffee.
Whew! I was wondering why it was brown.
How can you concentrate? It’s like a Zoo in here.
Yeah, but it’s Loaded with great inspiration!
You just use it as a Front to look at the pictures though don’t you?
Yeah, at least I have an honest Attitude towards it though!
Sich honesty is a trifle Bizarre.
Well, some girls enjoy reading/viewing yaoi (guy on guy anime/manga). However, yaoi is nowhere nearly as pornographic as yuri (girl on girl) is.
I never understood the concept of pornographic cartoons. Do they at least make them have monster dicks?
Usually, yes. I don’t get it either, cartoons remind me of children, so it just doesn’t work.
Cartoon porn….bart doing lisa…etc..dont get it… i mean…it’s so obviously fake
Lisa would never agree to that, so he would have to do someone who can’t tell.
Bart doing Maggie.
I think I just made myself sick again.
In Soviet Russia, yaoi slash you!
ya that compensates for other things…
Parents in denial are always a hilarious tragedy.
She doesn’t see any hiding girlfriends in his room, but I’m sure she meets a lot of her son’s boyfriends.
P.S. We can’t find the gerbil anywhere. I think the girlfriend stole it.
Lemmy!
No no, Lemmy has been gone for a while. The new one is named Felchy.
I, I know sweet Lemmy is gone…I just needed to show that he is not forgotten.
This…Felchy. Is he cute?
He was until Mookie shaved him but the shine from the lubricant she uses brings out his eyes.
Put, put them back in their sockets, please. *urp* preloading siren goes off*
-hugs cwr64- i know… it hurts, man.
Right, this obviously staged. It was posted 1 sec before screenshot was taken…
But the “Report Abuse” Button was showing, surely that doesn’t appear on your own questions.
ah but the phrase “Your Open Question does”
Actually, it does… but like above, it is grayed out. If the button is available, it would be bright blue. Coupled with the fact that this is Bethany’s only question asked on Yahoo! Answers, I would bet it was faked.
“Question was posted one second ago!!”
WTF?
FAKE WIN!
Fake Wynn?
no, real wine.
if u look at the actual post theres more on it now and the posted denies that her son is a homo lol
I found the original question: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20081226174833AA5LmiA
Additional Details
1 month ago
He is not a homosexual, we have taught him from the bible and he has learned though our church that this is not in God’s plan. I will not teach him about condoms, that is unacceptable, we have always taught him about abstinence and that is what God and his future wife expects from him.
That poor delusional woman!
How soon will we need to start the collection for this poor bastard’s mommy-issue therapy?
I’m not dontating one damn dime!
Ugh, what terrible parenting. I can’t stand people who follow their religion so blindly they can’t see common sense. “Oh, but common sense isn’t in God’s plan!”
I don’t really think its a fake:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20081226174833AA5LmiA
Luckily she came back to clarify that her son is in fact not gay, because they told him it’s not in gods plan.
POOR KID!
Ok, so probably it is fake, on account of the “Your Open Question” thing. Didn’t see that before. Nevertheless, you guys are way overthinking this: It’s pretty funny if its fake, and pretty sad for the kid if its real.
Therein lies your problem. You assume most people think before posting here.
it says posted on second ago and it also says “your open question” which means it is infact fake
Mom? Is that you? I bought it for educational purposes, I swear!
You just use it for comparison right? To impress the girls? Or to excuse? “See? Even this guy is hung like a button when he isn’t hard. He’s a grower not a shower, just like me!”
Last
yes! finally a joke refrencing gay people that no one’s whining about! all these comments are alking about how funny it is or related experiences! no a single complaint in sight! finally you guys get the purpose of failblog!
Your mom’s gay.
I hate his mom.
Let’s not bash gay moms, or GMILFs…
But gays are just so… gay.
GMILF! Priceless…lol
Everything has a price.
I told you, I’ll pay you next week!!!!! Geez.
Don’t make me get the thumb screws…
You will screw anything, won’t you?
Only if it has an accent.
Vas is sis? Mon sherrie? Sorry, nevermind – I already have too much…TORCHAR!!
This comment is an aberration and against God!
Aberrational Snowman
Vibrational Plowman?
Here’s the original thread.
The comments are worth reading.
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20081226174833AA5LmiA
Fakefakefail
You should underline “he is going to get pregnant”.
So he likes men, probably has a girlfriend and can become pregnant.
What an interesting family!
HE is going to get HER pregnant. *rolls eyes*
SHE is going to get HIM pregnant. *rolls joint*
THEY are going to get IT pregnant. *rolls across border into Poland*
Ouch reading fail
You blatantly posted that question yourself. When you took the screenshot it said it had been posted one second ago, you muggins.
You should probably be saying that on Yahoo Answers and not here.
You can’t post an answer anymore; it’s over a month old.
This isn’t a denial fail, it’s a making stuff up fail.
That means they’re telling the truth?
If only she had a T, I would drive her like no one’s business.
No, if it’s “making stuff up fail” then it’s someone who can’t lie.
I pick this as the best answer.
I agree with previous posters. This is a fake. See how it says “Your open Question”? the person who posted it took the screen shot.
Maybe she likes to archive all of her yahoo questions.
Maybe. But then why was the screenshot taken one second after the post?
Because trying to take the screenshot before it was posted didn’t work.
*trys to get screen shot of next comment*
*tries. holy crap that was bad.
See, told you there was problems doing that!
Heeheehee.
it´s real. i looked it up. unfortunately, it´s now closed by she very hilariously edits her statement to deny that he could possibly be homosexual because they have taught him the ways of jesus. hahahahah
1second fail…
“Posted 1 second ago” FAIL.
LOL
the programme or the financial gain?
holy crap, denial to the extreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeme!
Outdated 90’s lingo fail.
ROFL.
Pray explain, was this like…neat in the 90’s?
Nothing was neat in the 90’s, they were kind of like the 70’s but without the
originality of the musical soundtrack.
um the picture was taken right after it was posted… no denial… just a chance to get a picture on here
This is completely fake. The question was posted ONE SECOND before the submitter took a screen grab of it. ONE SECOND.
The submitter obviously typed it up… posted it, and took the screen grab so they could post it here.
They’re just an attention whore.
Failblog, you’re embarrassing yourself.
EL-Oh-EL!!!!
I’m not going to be the prick that goes “omfg faek, lulz”, but if it were real, It would be lulz
my favorite is her edit in.. which should be equally featured on fail blog.
“He is not a homosexual, we have taught him from the bible and he has learned though our church that this is not in God’s plan. I will not teach him about condoms, that is unacceptable, we have always taught him about abstinence and that is what God and his future wife expects from him.
I want to speak to our pastor about this but I am very afraid of what he would think we are teaching our son if he things we are allowing him to sneak a girl into his bedroom. That is clearly inappropriate and we are good parents, I am very afraid what he will think of us.”
Agreed, this really should have been added.
This woman is in need of a serious reality check. I feel so bad for her poor son…
hah, her pastor would probably roll his eyes and gently let her know that she’s an idiot
Her edit? Do we even know it’s a she? The screen capture says, “Your Open Question” so whoever wrote the question also took the screen capture and submitted to failblog. This could easily be a 14 year old boy playing a joke, but forgot to even log out of Yahoo! Answers before taking the screen shot!
So bad.
FAIL BLOG FAIL!
” I will not teach him about condoms, that is unacceptable, we have always taught him about abstinence and that is what God and his future wife expects from him.”
haha, fail! it says in the bible God wants his people to multiple and be fruitful! WHICH MEANS they’re going to have intercourse…. and of course his future wife isn’t going to want him to follow abstinence!
omfg, you gotta love that idiot mom.
Maybe it’s just me. But I don’t think this is very funny. I mean, the kid could just be bi. Just because you have naked men in a magazine doesn’t mean you’re full on gay… ya know?
Sorry if I made this any less funny for some of you… I don’t wanna kill it but seriously now. I mean, porn isn’t any gayer just because there’s a penis in it, right? That’s just the difference between hardcore and softcore. Now if it said ONLY naked men… well, that would be different, >_>
Is that what you tell yourself?
Lol, there stands that it was written just 1 second ago… coincidence???
Nope. I really DID write this one second ago. But now I have to go to work. B4N failblog!!
You gotta love the comments from people who didn’t realize she said, “men.”
Actually… I think I just got it. That must be the fail where she accidentally said men instead of women, and she’s not worried that he’s gay. Hmm
Still not that funny in my opinion. Sorry guys.
I don’t think it is real, but, if it is, I would like to believe she meant “men.” Flawed, failed logic of the century. It would be like the trickle down effect on crack.
Did Michelle Duggar post that?
With 18 kids, at least one of them has to be gay.
noooo the son of a church-going family couldn´t POSSIBLY be gay… oh no no… that´s impossible :/
it says it was posted 1 second ago, I’m thinkin it’s fake.
Sorry for the multiple comments in such a short span… but I just realized that it could possibly be legit.
The person who took the screen capture’s computer clock might be off, since it seems that Yahoo! answers bases the posting time off of your computer clock when relaying to the viewer about how long ago it was posted.
In saying, it doesn’t show negative time either, and any time period up to 2 seconds after the posting, including posts that happened “in the future” (according to your computer’s clock) show 1 second.
… Yep. >_>
Dear David B., please go eat a dick with your made up stuff. Thank you.
FAKE. You think someone really found this the second after it was posted? Fail.
I’m not familiar with whatever website this is, but do you notice how at the top of the picture it says “YOUR open question”? From other comments about how this topic is still out there somewhere, it’s probably not a fake; but did this person actually take a picture of their OWN question and send it to failblog?
Hmm.. Actually, the more I think about it, it seems like someone posted this question with the intention of sending it to failblog… Hmm.
“Secret Girlfriend,” eh? Well, it definitely sounds like he’s got a secret…not so sure about the girlfriend part.
Also, is anyone else disturbed that this churchy-sounding mom has a skanky-looking avatar?
Failblog: how to fail in “1 second” for dummies.
fake? why does it say “YOUR OPEN QUESTION” and was posted 1 second ago?
I was wondering why it said the question was Open when clearly this woman is so close-minded.
lol. just noticed a lot of other people wrote fake on second page. blast~!
Oh, Yahoo Answers. Your cesspit of stupidity never ceases to amaze and entertain me.
Lol yeah… I saw this one on there that asked “Is it legal to cut off your penis and sell it?”
Like seriously. Why would you even ASK that, and who cares if it’s legal or not? Secondly, who would buy it?
Yahoo! Answers is always a good place to get a laugh.
Oh, guess I’d better put a stop on that check.
No need.
Fun Fact: It technically IS legal. Go figure.
We have good news and bad news, ma’am.
The good news is, your son isn’t going to get a girl pregnant.
The bad news is.. He’s going to get Thomas Beatie pregnant..
SNORT!
Cocaine is not the answer to men getting pregnant..
*passes heroin*
There yah go!
FIRST!
*snicker*
*gets pounced by the Stride commercial guys*
._.’
Haha
epic
Since this is a fake, the blog should take it down immediately. It’s understandable to have fallen for it but once it’s pointed out, you have to respond.
In this case, it’s the failblog that has failed.
Failblog Failed.. Making it a fail.. Hence the reason it’s still up?
Ok-so this is a fake OBVIOUSLY,
but it’s still kind of sad that there
really are people like that out there.
Probably fake, why? Because it’s written “1 second ago”.
that’s gay.
seriously?
Even worse-the person who wrote the question sent it into failblog
At first I thought this was insanely funny, but when I read the mother’s comments, it started to become sad. My mum was fine when I came out, but I still had some issues with suicide because of the non-acceptance of other people (my insomnia probably didn’t help much either). Think about what this kid has to go through with a bitch of a mom like that.
NEVER MIND! I just realized the fakeocity of this XD
If he is gay and the parents are in denial, I totally get it because I was in the same place a few years ago. My dad is a pastor and I am gay. When I came out to them it was hard…REALLY HARD…I feel sorry for all involved. I wish churches weren’t so close minded. They condemn homosexuality so much that those that grow up in the church and are gay, are guilt ridden. It’s so hard to come out to people that think you are going to hell, because of ones attractions that are not controllable at all.
i was wondering if anyone else noticed that it said your open question and the amount of time the picture was taken in.
oops, i only read the first page.
That first only page? Yeah, that’s tricky.
The hot dog’s in the bun.
It was probably a porn mag for men that had pictures of men shagging women and she diddnt notice the women as she couldnt stop looking at the men. If not, at least he aint gona get anyone pregnant!!
could this be a fake? i mean, it says that the question was posted “1 second ago” – what are the odds that someone saw it that soon without it being their own? :O
Wow, that’s pretty observant. I wonder why not one else noticed that?
OMG how come no one else noticed???
um… read the page before, everyone has noticed!
*facepalm*
Obviously fake. The picture was taken 1 second after it was posted. Should be taken off. This is a patience fail if anything.
That and it says ‘Your open question’; i.e. the person photographing it opened the question…
Epic!
This is easily a phony but still funny. Well its a phony because it says that it was published 1 second ago (bottom left) and was created today. So this clearly had to be someone that did it and took a picture and wrote fail.
I love you, Holden Caulfield.
American Lit Win!
Yeah… “Your Open Question”. The author screenshotted it one second after posting it and sent it to failblog.
FAIL.
If you look at it the image was posted by the mother because it says “one second ago” at the bottom”
I have good news for you Mom:
Good news: You won’t become a grandma so soon
Bad news: You probably will never be a Grandma anyway…
Yeah, it’s a girlfriend.. He’s defiantly NOT gay.. don’t ever think that.. noooo because girls just love to look at naked men, and that just HAS to be “her” magazine.. yeah..
Defiantly not gay?
That’s right! He’s here, he’s straight, get over it!
It’s perfectly normal. lol.
The good news is that she doesn’t have to worry about him get anyone pregnant.
oh my god! has anyone actually read the full question/ responses on the net… you think thats bad wait for the rest!!!
“He is not a homosexual, we have taught him from the bible and he has learned though our church that this is not in God’s plan. I will not teach him about condoms, that is unacceptable, we have always taught him about abstinence and that is what God and his future wife expects from him.
I want to speak to our pastor about this but I am very afraid of what he would think we are teaching our son if he things we are allowing him to sneak a girl into his bedroom. That is clearly inappropriate and we are good parents, I am very afraid what he will think of us.”
this woman is psycho.. theres nothing wrong with gays
This is a hoax. A fake. As already mentioned the person who wrote the question, made the picture and sent it in.
the person that posted this did that. look at when it was posted when the person put it on….one second ago. they obvious made that up and put it on here. lame
I can picture it now. She goes to her friend and complains about it, and her friends give her weird looks…
“What?”
“I think your son is, um, gay…duh…”
“What? What’s ‘gay’?”
XD I hate people.
Well, at least she doesn’t have to worry about her son getting anyone pregnant …
It says, “YOUR open question” …
I suppose the person who took the screenshot also wrote it?
Soo this is a fake fail?
Failure to fail?
Interestingly enough, failure to fail does not equal a win.
Nor does your observation, given that this has been pointed out at least two or three separate times.
Oh.
Sorry.
I didn’t see?
Someone’s cranky. :]
Nope. Just insane.
You’re right hammykins. I must be insane to think that people would actually read the comments already made before adding their own brilliant insights to the mix. : )
Well I would love to waste some time looking at the 100 and something comments and use those to judge the contents of my own input. :]
Haha. Nevermind. x]
This is 100% fake. Look at the timestamp on the question in the image. Says it was posted 1 second ago. Someone wrote that, submitted it, took a screen shot right away likely after page refreshed from submission and later posted it here. Look at the site now it says “1 month ago”. Note to submitter, Photoshop goes a long way.
Did anyone notice the posted time on this??? 1 second ago 3days left to answer, seems like the person that posted it on there also posted it on here. Just a thought.
I just noticed too that at the top it says YOUR OPEN QUESTION too. Hmmmm, seems a bit suspect to me.
Should be ACKNOWLEDGMENT FAIL or Denial win?
This is a fake fail, the top part of the picture says “your open question”, someone just made this to be funny.
lol win for getting his girlfriend pregnant?
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20081226174833AA5LmiA
The rest of the thread, classic, real classic
I read this a LONG time ago. It’s in the top 100 at FSTDT.
Mother fail! xD
you should read more of the article it was hilarious
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20081226174833AA5LmiA
Screenshot taken 1 second after it was posted? Definitely fake…
And it also says “your open question” at the top. Lame attempt.
I’d like another question now please.
Mega fail because it was ripped off of an old post from “Fundies Say the Darndest Things”.
http://www.fstdt.com/fundies/comments.aspx?q=16447
This is obviosly fake, it was posted 1 second before he took the picture…
I wish I could believe this is true but I am 99% positive it was pre-planed.
Location of fail: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20081226174833AA5LmiA
maaawwwwh..
Now it´s not funny anymore..
You took that from me!
This lady is so thick. So she thinks because he has a magazine with naked ‘men’ in it that he has a secret girlfriend who obviously must have left it there?
And she won’t teach him about condoms?
So she thinks that he’s braking the adstinance thing but not the gay thing?
And homosexuality is not a choice. No matter how much you tell him not to be gay it has no effect except possably making him misserable and suicidal if he is gay.
I hate people…
It’s a fake. Keep it in your pants.
If he ‘Porks the one he loves’ then I don’t think Britters has anything to fear in re: preggers.
I love how posting anything that might in some way denounce homosexuality is an open ticket to the flames of the world. An opinion on homosexuality being wrong, or disgusting, or in the least, not right is something that automatically determines that one is worthless, empty, hated scum.
People have opinions. If they’re not the same as yours, nor the masses, deal with it. Just because few have the balls to speak out against disgusting and perverted practices doesn’t make them wrong.
No, but it makes ‘em sound like idiots. 83
Note that it was posted 1 second ago, so obviously someone posted that question, then went on to take a screen shot just to post it here.
Ignorant people…tsk tsk.
one word. hes a fruit cake
two words. fruit cake.
YOUR Open Question?
One SECOND ago?
FAIL.
I don’t see the correlation between nudy mags and girlfriends. He *obviously* needs the mags because he *obviously* has no girl/boyfriend. Or, one that’s not letting him sleep with them, if this was real.
See…this is exactly why I rarely ever read the newbie comments.
this is obviously fake because it says “your open question” instead of “open question” so either the person who took the picture of it is the one who is in denial or they made it up.
More like a submitting fail, it says “Your Open Question” at the top of the screenshot…
This is clearly fake, how would you find it 1 second after it was posted. Someone, probably failblog, wrote it just to post on here. Which totally ruins the funny.
Failblog gets 800 submissions a day, they don’t have time for that shit. You probably voted for this, which ruins my caring.
She said she was afraid that his girlfriend brought the magazine. So this is a DOUBLE FAIL!!!
Since it says “Your Open Question” at the top, it is obviously a fake. However, if it were true, it would not surprise me. I used to spend a lot of time of Yahoo answers but got fed up with people asking questions they could have easily found the answer to if they’d just learn to google, and people who were asking flat out dumb questions. And we know there is such thing as a dumb question because a lot of the Yahoo Answer Fails on this site are real.
It’s a fake it says “Your Open Question”. Doesn’t that mean the person who posted this made the screen shot? It was really funny but it’s a fake.
you have failed failblog. look at the time it was submitted. 1 second ago? is that really a fail? no you have failed failblog.
http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/9823/doublefailkn9.jpg
This is so funny that I can’t feel sorry for her.
Oh dear God… your son is GAY!!!!
lol… see how it says “your open question”?
That’s kind of a dead giveaway that it was his/her question.
really??? We should all pray that is mother gets the hint!!! secret girlfriend… funny!
Well… It could happen… But the chance is like 1%.
uhh everyone talks about how it says ‘posted 1 second ago’ but nobody cares to just point out that above the question it says “YOUR Open Question.” lol So obviously the screencap was taken by the person that created it.
Is she egyptina? Because she’s certainly swimming in TheNile.
Ba dum pshht
Nothing gets an invisible, imaginary girlfriend pregnant like butt sex with another dude. Parenting Fail!
haha Sounds like Mumsie has EPIC DENIAL !!!
Denial + Biology Fail
Well said.
this is fake
I feel sorry for how stupid she is
I tried to find it but it was deleted
lol this is a fake post > just look there stands written 1 secound ago. so the screenshot was made by the writer right after he had written the text. (sry bad english)
OBVIOUSLY THIS IS FAKE. NICE TRY. Look at the time stamp.
Not only this is fake, but it’s a repost of an old classic. This SAME post (same text) was done a few years/months ago on some forum I can’t recall – craigslist or some christian forum or something of the sort. The original was done by the kid’s “father” though.
Double fail, failblog.
The worst thing is that the kid in question ended up killing himself due to his parents bigotness. I can’t laugh at this because it’s tragic.
hahah i am not gonna lie, my name is Bethany as well, and this lady just is a same to the name. thats sad….i think i can speak for the rest of us Bethany’s and say, she is really special…. and stupid.
Guys, pay attention to when it says the question was posted. “1 second ago.” Do you really think some random person just happened along this question 1 second after it was asked? It’s a fake. The person who posted this waited for it to show up and then copied it entirely too fast.
okay the comment section its for comments its not a chat circle jerk offs
The posting is still available via google cache
http://74.125.47.132/search?q=cache:XiisswLNNNEJ:answers.yahoo.com/question/index%3Fqid%3D20081226174833AA5LmiA+I%27m+concerned+that+my+son+has+a+secret+girlfriend+site:answers.yahoo.com&hl=en&ct=clnk&cd=1&gl=us&client=firefox-a
its fake its says that it was posted 1 second ago
Good try to whoever posted this shit it was posted 1 second ago fail on your part should have at least waited a day or so
Izz she a retard i mean what he needs a nude guys magizine to make them hornz-e lyk ummmmmm
i jus dk
And you’re obviously a fail.
the only fail is that you thought no one would realize the photo was taken 1 second after the post. no one is that fast – the only people who see the 1 second are the posters even if you clicked it fast enough it would take more than a second to load.
its fake!!, look it’s posted 1 second ago -.-
She update it check: http://74.125.47.132/search?q=cache:XiisswLNNNEJ:answers.yahoo.com/question/index%3Fqid%3D20081226174833AA5LmiA+http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index%3Fqid%3D20081226174833AA5LmiA&hl=en&ct=clnk&cd=1&gl=us
Um, I call fail on falling for this obvious hoax. Yeah, if it were real it would be pretty lol. But it’s not. Let’s move on…
This really makes me wonder how many things on this site are actually genuine, especially when photoshop is so easy to use, and the idiot who made this picture couldn’t even have the intellect to change it.
You can also tell its fake as… it says “your open question”. Why would the person post their own question to FB?
obvious fake……failblog you’re starting to fail
That was copied from a real post from another site (it was even featured on FSTDT) years ago. The boy ended up killing himself. Very sad story.
This is a dupe from another web site.
http://www.fstdt.com/fundies/top100.aspx?archive=1
It’s about the 10th post down.
This is a denial WIN!
This family obviously has the internet… so who buys magazines anymore anyway?? It is SO much easier to delete history.
Easily a fake fail. Status says it was checked one second after it was posted.
Sorry, He’s a gay…
that’s awesome
r peeps rly that stupid in real life? i feel sry 4 the son
Faaaaaaaake
it says Your Open Question, posted 1 second ago.
Obvious Catholic mother. Your son’s gay, friend- don’t try to deny it.
The person who took the screenshot asked the question.
1. YOUR Open Question
2. Asked 1 SECOND ago.
no one sees that the question was asked ONE SECOND before it was copied as a screen shot?
fake. the person asked it just to get a FAIL on the site. nice try
that is so fake. u no y? because it says it was posted 1 second ago. im sure u found that one second after it was posted
anyone else notice this picture was taken when that post was 1 second old?
I feel bad for the poor mom.
I’d wonder what mom meant by “GIRLFRIEND” if it weren’t for her reference to getting pregnant.
simply stunning. haha
Its fake. As you can see that was posted 1 second before the picture. so the guy who made that was the one who took the screenshot.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Well, it’s sort of fake, sort of not. The thing is, somebody posted more or less that exact question several years ago on a Christian forum. One of the folks over at Fundies Say The Darnedest Things got a hold of it and posted it on that site in October 2006:
http://www.fstdt.com/fundies/comments.aspx?q=16447
she doesn’t have to be afraid of her son having sex with a girlfriend.
It’s obviously a FAKE FAKE FAKE. Considering that the item was posted “one second ago”.
More Like Failing Fail
Notice it says “Your Open Question”
Or “1 Second Ago, Three Days Left To Answer”
Old story is Old. Isn’t there enough fail around that we don’t need to mock some up?
loook, ive been brought up with a christian family to who goes to church and everything, and my mum was like you thought gay was wrong and everything, and so did i, but trust me your sons gay, but doesnt want to tell you because your always saying its wrong and shit
AHH he is gay duh!
This is a fake/joke post. First of all, it says “Your Open Question”, meaning the very person who asked it, (Bethany) is the one who took the screenshot. Now why would she take a screenshot of her own question like that? Second of all, she took it a second after it was posted. It’s fake. Everyone shut up. I am the prick.
P.S.
You’re all idiots for not seeing that.
OMG that is SO fake.
also, it says YOUR OPEN QUESTION on the top.
whoever posted this is a FAIL
I was so pissed at my roommate I took a shit between his mattress and box spring. I then put the mattress back on top and put the sheets back on the bed and placed a little piece of shit on top of his pillow. He will clean up the shit on the pillow but things will still stink. This way it will take him a while to figure out where the stink is coming from.
TOTALLY FAKE, THE SCREENSHOT WAS TAKEN BY THE IDIOT WHO WROTE THE QUESTION gosh i’m so smart.
The chic brought the magazine to his house I think…
Whatever…
epic denial
Wow…There were a lot of replies to this, most of which became, well, odd.
I’m new, and Failblog posters are scurreh.
*Ducks for cover*
Because he couldn’t POSSIBLY be gay
Am I the only one who noticed “Your Open Question” and “Posted 1 Second Ago”?
FAKE.
This is a fake, if you search that question, and click on Bethany’s profile, it’s the only question, and there’s no answer. That same person also took that screenshot, since it says “Your Open Question” on top.
I would say that this is fake… Look at the time that the question was made. 1 second ago?… uhm… extreme luck ore made by the person who took the screenshot?
obviously made-up. posted 1 second ago and someone just happened to see it on there in that 1 second and screenshot it quick enough to send it to failblog?? come on people!
should have realized like 62 other people already said that. i’m slow.
old copy pasta is old
Best Answer – Chosen by Voters
If your SON had a magazine of naken MEN I am doubting that he has a secret GIRLFRIEND. I’m thinking that your son it probably questioning his sexuality, or has already determined that he is gay.
The best thing to do is be open, honest and truthful. Tell him you were spying on him, and going through his belongings when you came across his hidden magazine. Ask, don’t acuse, and if he doesn’t want to talk to you about it, respect his wishes. Yelling or preaching to him about how “wrong” homosexuality is is not going to get him to open up to you.
You were wrong for snooping through your 17 year old son’s belongings. Did you think you would find his secret girlfriend under his mattress?
EDIT: Let me see if I understand. You will not allow your son to be gay because the bible says it’s wrong. You will not talk to your son about condoms because you feel it’s wrong? So, your son is supposed to what… sit in his room alone and miserable because he might be feeling or doing something his mother would not condone? I think that being a good mother means listening to your son and accepting him for what he is. Whether he is gay or not is not something you have control over. Neither is his going out and having sex (or safe sex) if that is what he wants to do. Are you going to chain him to his bed so he can’t leave? Drop him off at school and pick him up so you know he isn’t doing something on the way there or home that YOU disapprove of? Give the kid some breathing room and hope you raised him right. I’m assuming that he will be graduating in May… are you going to forbid him from going to college because he WILL encounter homo-sexuals, bi-sexuals and heterosexuals engaging in safe sex. There will be sex, drugs, drinking, partying, swearing. Loosen the reins a little bit and believe that you reared him well. You’re going on about being a “good mother” then believe that you did the best you could. No matter how much you preach your beliefs, opinions and morals he is his own person… not a clone of you. Trust that he is doing the right thing for himself, as you should have taught him to do… and not to listen to what others say about him.
lol, its a failed fail… first of all it says “Your Open Question” at the top meaning this person made it and second of all the screenshot was taken 1 second after the question was asked. impossible
it says “your open question” at the top, which means that whoever got the screenshot is the one that posted the question… fraudulent.
“Prayers For Bobby” anyone??
:\
i didnt spend the time to look if anyone else posted this so if anyone has sorry. but check out the uri, theres an edit. and it makes it fail on so many MORE levels
Here’s the question.
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20081226174833AA5LmiA
She did a follow up:
He is not a homosexual, we have taught him from the bible and he has learned though our church that this is not in God’s plan. I will not teach him about condoms, that is unacceptable, we have always taught him about abstinence and that is what God and his future wife expects from him.
I want to speak to our pastor about this but I am very afraid of what he would think we are teaching our son if he things we are allowing him to sneak a girl into his bedroom. That is clearly inappropriate and we are good parents, I am very afraid what he will think of us.
I sincerely hope this is a joke. If this is for real, it’s a national fail.
this isn’t fail, his girlfriend is obviously arnold schwarzenegger
May I point out several problems with this:
1: At the top it says “Your Open Question.” This renders it false as the person who posted the question also took the screenshot.
2: The story is too far overexaggerated to possibly be real, esp. the comments this person added later.
I do not point out that this was taken a second after posted as Answers will often show the newest open questions to be answered.
This person has submitted this comment themselves and got a screenshot of it funny but fake. It says at the top your open question and it was submited 1 second ago
This person has creted this themselves
Talk about missing the bus!
I dunno if u all noticed, but that picture was taken a second after it was posted.Bethany must’ve posted the picture too…
don’t worry mom pregnancy is the least of ur problems.. HIDE THE VASOLINE!!!
The answer is “STOP READING DEVIL’S BOOKS AND START THINKING!!”
It’s a fake. YOUR open question? Someone should have signed out before taking a screen shot.
accauly i think the person who toke this picture made it cause if you look at the bottem it shows when it was posted and it says “1 second”
Denail Fail FAIL. whoever submitted this was the one who wrote it … if you look down at the bottom it had been submitted 1 second before the page was refreshed so they could have something to post. soooooo lame.
Idiot. 1 second ago on the post.. Nice try
this is an insult to my name!
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
These kind of people are my favorite.
OMG I just looked up the real question… someone answered that it had to be a gayness demon and they should have it banned to hell so the son will return to normal, and she agreed! “I has to be a demon” her words exactly! XD
EPIC FAIL!
sorry, but its fake. it said it was posted 1 second ago from when you took the pic, so u posted it yourself…
Too bad it’s fake
It says 1 second ago..
Only in America surely
lol see that that was posted one second ago!!!! it was obv not a real post just the person tryin to get on the site. funny if it was true tho
Wow, obviously fake. Someone did this to GET it posted here, it says “Your Open Questions” at the top, so whoever took this screenshot for here did this, and also, it has only been posted for 1second, and it doen’t show them that fast, unless of course you postted the question. Wow.
did you not see the fact it said 1 second ago, doesnt that imply that maybe some one worte it , print screened and wrote it as a fail, never the less, its very funny, but just not correct?
What an awful woman…
LOL ROFLMAO
I kind of want to see what responses to her question were.
this is fake you can tell because it says asked 1 seccond ago, anyone thats ever used yahoo awnsers knows it takes at least 2 minutes for the question to apear in the section were u can awnser questions so she posted the question hit print screen and sent it right to this site
also its dumb and not funny
omgomgomgomgomg
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Funny as hell, but bogus. Note that the screen shot was taken 1 second after the message was posted.
Compose funny message, take screen shot and submit.
FAKE!!! it says posted 1 second ago meaning that the person made it to put on failblog then as soon as they’d posted it they hit print screen
who ever took the picture wrote this because it says it was posted one second ago
hahahahhahahaha. if you type in the exact title of the question it comes up. everyone is like HES GAY. but she added details and is like HES NOT GAY.
Its fake, it says “your open question” across the top. This picture was taken by the poster who failed themselves.
Yeah its fake. Check for how long ago it was posted. 1 second. The person who wrote it immediately posted it on the blog, definitely fake.
Fake, blog says “posted one second ago”, so the person who posted it immediately put it on the FailBlog
And she’s the kind of person that makes religious people of any faith look bad.
And…Who uses Yahoo! Answers for parenting advice? o.O /boggle.
omg. Its real! http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Al44lEVjjbPqZQ08YT0f2NojzKIX;_ylv=3?qid=20090201054212AAYurck
I don’t know if anyone else mentioned this, but there was a suspiciously similar post on FSTDT.
Has anyone else noticed that this post was *mysteriously* made 1 second before the photo was taken?
Anyone notice that the thing right below the question says “1 second ago”? that would mean that the question was most likely written and then photographed by the same person, probably wanting some fame on this site.
I would love to see the comments made to the original posting. I imagine Little Mrs Oblivious is not quite so oblivious anymore
ITS THE BIGGEST FAIL EVER !!
Homo Thug fail ??
gud
the first line isn’t a question but she adds a question mark
what you should do is go to collage
guys… obviously this was a fake taken by some idiot that thinks that he’s funny… how can he have such good timing to find and take a screenshot of a post one second after it was posted…
FAIL
i like how that was posted 1 sec since the screen shot was taken
By th by, you should probably go look that up again, it is even MORE fail now.
It’s that the mother can’t accept the fact that the boy is gay, This has been a huge problem in America that PArents can’t accept t´he fact that their Child is gay ;D
welcome to the american home.
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This mom is crazzzzzzzzyy!!!!!!!! her son is 17 of course he is going to have a girlfriend. she gets all peranoyd about it . that is why her son didn’t tell her about the girl. if he has brought home a girl before and she acted like that then i wouldn’t tell her about a new girl. anyway her son is going through a rebel teenager stage proboly and thats why he wont go to church or tell her about the gir. and going through his room is an evasion of privosy. if the mom is completely wrong about the girl then she probaly can’t accept that her son is gaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She probaly made up the girlfriend thing so she wouldn’t have to think her son is gay. and moms should trudt their sons so to think that he would actualy get a girl pregnant is completely absurd. i know that teenage pregnancys happen all of the tim and every mom worries about their child getting pregnent and getting someone else pregnant, but the mom should trust her son and hope he makes better choices. anyway the guy is gay or he has a girlfriend but he thinks his mom is to perannoyed (completly true) to tell her about the girl.
He fails to be a man.But he wins to be a gay,congratulations!
Oblivious parent fail.
this is what the mother wrote 3 months ago after this post:
He is not a homosexual, we have taught him from the bible and he has learned though our church that this is not in God’s plan. I will not teach him about condoms, that is unacceptable, we have always taught him about abstinence and that is what God and his future wife expects from him.
I want to speak to our pastor about this but I am very afraid of what he would think we are teaching our son if he things we are allowing him to sneak a girl into his bedroom. That is clearly inappropriate and we are good parents, I am very afraid what he will think of us.
if you read the whole thing , you see that it is not a fail, it says that the girlfriend brought it into the house
i say that teh girlfriend brought it, so its not rlly a phailiure
u can tell its fake cus it was only posted 1 second ago
Am I the only one who thinks the sender took the picture herself? It’s marked 1 second ago…
Wait…. Who found this fail a second after it was posted?
notice how the picture was screen shotted after 1 second
has anyone realised that it says YOUR open question, which means the person who posted it on yahoo answers also posted it on fail blog… also the screenshot says that it was taken 1 second after it was posted… so fake FAIL
u asked this question bcuz it says 1 second ago
FAIL
HE’S GAY!
dear lady mother,
you son likes penis
very much
greetz
The best thing about yahoo answers is you can tell this is fake. Funny but fake. one is says “Your question” at the top and two it says “posted one second ago”. Smooth.
its also a prooven fake if you look at the persons profile she/he hasent aswered of posted any questions since that one good effort though
This is the definitoin of dumb person.
fake
faaaaakkkkkeeeeee
The picture was taken 1 second after posting.. I am pretty sure someone made this for the purpose of this blog.
Posted 1 second ago i smell a phoney
Or maybe his a homosexural nothing really wrong with that though still damn funny
Obviously fake:
it says “Your open Question” and it is 1 second old
Maybe he was gay at first but when he figured out that men with men was wrong in gods eyes he didnt want to go to church anymore…
What? Can nobody else see that this is so obviously a joke by someone who has something against christians? If you frequent yahoo answers you’d know that this kind of thing is fairly typical and intentional.
if no one noticed this already… who ever this is made it up. it says made 1 second ago and also on top it says YOUR OPEN QUESTION… what a fake
It is obvious even this post is a fake. It says it was posted ONE SECOND ago. That means the person who took the screen shot also posted the damn question. So even the original is a fake to cause a gag. Haha.
Unless someone has some kind of time-slowing device and caught it just in time.
posted 1 second ago? FAKE!!!
That says Your Open Question u suck
THIS IS SO FAKE. NOTICE HOW THE CAPTURE READS THE POST WAS MADE “1 SECOND AGO”.
THE PERSON WHO CAPTURED THE PIC OBVIOUSLY IS THE SAME WHO WROTE IT.
lol, mom.
This is fake. Read the top : “Your open question”
Here’s The “Original”
http://answers.yahoo.com.my/question/index;_ylt=A9FJuii5pWRKL08BhwnhQAx.;_ylv=3?qid=20090216051226AAP5YaJ
damn i failed… T_T shouldve read comments more carefully
well the best course of action is to report it to the nearest gay bar immediatley andlet them take control of the situation
Definitely fake! you just wrote it and took a printscreen :”1 second ago”
I was going to say the same thing, but then first searched ‘1 sec’ to find 89 matches. Thanks for reinforcing the idea though…
I think from what u have said is disgusting. If your son is gay u should love him for who he is. I cnt stand religion. What u gonna do disown your son if he fancies men. How big would that make u? I think its a load of bollocks. Im gay, am I going to hell? Hes refusing to go to church because you are obviously forcing him. I think you should let him make his mind up to be himself, his own person. Not who you want him to be. Yes you want him to grow up to be a hardworking bright adult with a great future ahead of him but if thats him being gay, so be it. I think religion should be abolished. Thats how wars are started. U treat him this way, he will only end up hating you. You only live once, at least let him be happy for who he is. Hes your son and you should want that, not living a lie! Im one of the lucky ones who actually has a mother who lets me lead my own life and we get on fantastic. You cnt help who you fall in love with and i think its immature that you are drumming this into him and i find it very unfair. I promise you now, he will end up hating you!
THe boy is gay! So what? That woman should realise that her son does not like women and love him for who he is. Im sick of all these people thinking gay is bad!And the lady needs to think more logicaly as well.
Huh. Has to be the worst mother in all of the world, or the best…
OMG HOW STUPID HOW STUPID!!!!!!!
Ohh-kay this is a serious fail. this means hes GAY guys. the mom is just stupid. ahah :]
Thanks for the intriguing read! Alright playtime is over and back to school work.
You were struck by the hammer he was wielding?