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That’s good to know if I’m ever in China!
I went to China and it told me it was in Russia.
They’re both lying. It’s in a secret underground facility in Estonia.
but where does the elevator take you?
Mars in the 1950′s.
Not sure if I want to take it, oh what the hell!
*goes*
*ding!*
*door opens. an old guy says*
thank you very much. for comin’ here. i’m The King.
excellent, just when i had allways wanted to be on mars! i’ll have to give it a go!
Plus, you can check out some Martian sock hops.
Exactly! allways wanted to know what those were like! and if i take it and wait ten years i can see martian disco! on second thought….
You’ll wait 20 years for disco. But you don’t want to miss the Martian summer of love in about 10.
Definitely. On Mars, the lower gravity makes drugs 23 times more powerful.
*eagerly stands in line for elevator*
Ith thith the buth to sthkool?
Noooo, come with me lil’ girl, I’ll teach you a few things.
No! Don’t! Those nuts aren’t for eating!… *gasp* So you’re the one who was driving “The Little Angels Program” van! I knew it!
Ps. Is this picture better?
Crap… it was supposed to change the picture… >.<
It did, clear your cache.
[I'm still more handsome though]
That’s what makes you such a hot commodity in DC.
Nope… You don’t rank in handsome cause your a squirrel! You just get the title of “cuddly and cute!” But you are number two in that, so don’t worry, the only one to beat you was the Pufferball… >.<
you’re >.<
No, “your” is correct. It is possessive. “You’re” means “you are”. Fail.
What the hell are you on about, you flipping facist!?
He meant “you are a squirrel”, not “your a squirrel”
Is it possible that grammarnazi is referring to the post at 9:55am rather than the one at 10:04am?
If he is, he’s still an idiot. Princess was obviously correcting an error in his own post.
Entirely true! I was just trying to find some shred of rationality. You’re right though; it’s probably a lost cause.
Should I just change my name to Princess since everyone is going to refer to me as that, now??? LOL
just for the reference, are there any located in england
Princess Nancy is better I think.
Hee…! Once you get a nickname on Failblog, it tends to stick.
Just ask non-seq. And cuddlefish…whatever happened to him.
its probably with my phish tickets
summer of love was in ’68
A company called Burma-Shave put up an ad to go to mars for 90 empty Burma-Shave jars
In soviet russia, estonia is.
knows geography, Yoda does.
In Soviet Russia, Estonia is in YOU!
It is obviously very geographically challenged then.
Kinda like one of those choose your own adventure stories. Sort of almost in a way not really.
In Soviet Russia, elevator rides YOU
Hey! You didn’t say “First”! High five!
… why do people have to do that anyway?
… do you get off taking a comment’s virginity?
… actually… I can kind of see the appeal in that >_> Just kidding.
I get off taking anythings virginity. Or not..whatever
Define convenience, please.
1 elevator serving about a billion Chinese… doesn’t sound very convenient to me.
I think this might’ve been at Winstar Casino or something where they have different themed areas like Paris, Egypt, or China. Funny nonetheless.
This is a Phtoshop fail
I just jump through the hole in my yard.
That works for down. What do you do for up?
I wait 12 hours and then jump back through.
Hehe, you meant the diurnal thing…and here
was I about to quip about expecting a much better turnaround time.
the idea is that you will “fall” to china
Mookie has needs and China has people.
Lots of people.
Lots of needs.
I prefer to have my needs met in Spain. But thanks anyway.
But Mookie… the rain in Spain…
When Lou reigns, he pours.
rofflmow
Rain is much better in London. *sigh*
well… we get snow, rain and ice… but we’re newer than England
Yes, but girls dig the sexy accent.
pffft that’s why you live in old england for a bit, then move to the newer place…
No, British girls find British accents exotic.
well, maybe i’ll have to hook up with some british chicks… except that i dont actually have the british accent… if anything i’m closer to the
aussie accent… but dont have that one either, anyone find a new england suburban accent mixed with some vestiges of australian exotic?
Heh, I speak New England ‘burb as well, and I’ve never had a problem picking u p chicks.
It’s not your accent Mookie, it’s your “naughty face.”
You think that’s good, you should see her O face…
Are you trying to Merchandise yourself in Europe now?
Merendeira = Portuguese
Boîte à Lunch = French
Caja de Almuerzo = Spanish
Just like the colonists!
pshh i lived in australia for a while, and then new england… now i just have to get to the source!
I fake a mean English accent and British people think I am from Australia. It works. And I can convince almost any Jamaican I am not a Fresh Watah Yankay
I don’t care… I’m “in love” with the city, not just because of weather…
Well, you take the elevator of course.
Do you ever meet any gnomes on your way down?
Leprechauns, sure. hammykins, if you find a gnome, it’s time to bug out.
No, no, you should talk to him! He’ll get you a great deal on a hotel once you get into China. Gnomes are good at that, I hear.
So let me get this straight, William Shatner is a Gnome?
No, no, no. Shatner is a gremlin, but you can only see his true form when it’s reflected in the window of a plane.
No, no, Shatner only portrays a gremlin on TV.
John Lithgow is a gremlin.
“There’s something on the wing!”
Wanna see something really scary?
My heart says yes, but my head says no. My stomach says it’s hungry.
I’ll bite… show me?
You people are all crazy! If I want to see something scary this early in the morning (it’s only 8:30a here) I just look in the mirror.
Surely no scarier than a just awakened skwerl with “bed fur”?
Nesting fail, methinks?
WTF?!? It was totally at the bottom a second ago!
What?
Comments often post at the bottom before posting in their respective places. Don’t know why, it’s just the failblog way.
Something to do with the Trans-dimensional Suckification Algorithm Factored by them being in Seatle on the Internet’s Edge.
They’re only trying to help us fail.
So… they’re the sharing lovey-dovey hippie types?
There’s Clingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow.
There’s Clingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim.
Capt. Kirk: Mr. Sulu, fire BOUNCE at them!
It seems you need to exchange your Cs for some of Durg’s spare Ks. Unless you really are fighting laundry demons, in which case I wish you GOOD LUCK!
“Laundry demons” – that’s funny stuff right there I tell ya.
FUNNY? How can you say that?!
How many of your socks do they hold captive?
Have you made a deal with them? TRAITOR!
*convinces the laundry demons to join her skwerl-catching force*
*builds an Impenetrable Fort from Mis-Matched Socks*
Isn’t that a bit like me building an Impenetrable Fort against you that’s made out of shiny acorn cookies?
*places a trail of cookies leading to a box propped up by a stick with a string. Where there is a PILE of shinies*
*grabs ACME Catalog*
*peruses WAR section*
*hires humongous genetically altered mercenary chipmunks*
Oh, Bob. Don’t you know that he who orders from ACME is already doomed to fail? Coyote could tell you, if he were here.
*throws Acme Catalog down*
but it says “NEW & IMPROVED” on the cover!
BUZZZ! Time Out! Back in 30 (+/- 5).
*grabs hat, goes to lunch*
Di- you could lease out the chipmunks to the congressmen until you capture SB.
*watches as genetically altered mercenary chipmunks display their notorious lack of loyalty and turn on the skwerl*
Avis, that is an excellent plan. *tranqs some (not all, they’re helping me!) of the chipmunks with her sniper dart gun*
*only to find that the Impenetrable Fort of Mis-Matched Socks is abandoned and booby trapped*
[luckily I read the faxed invoice from "Acme Co., a Div. of Fail Enterprizes" before I went to lunch]
*watches flaming bloody pieces of genetically altered mercenary chipmunks land near Avis, Dragonwriter and dianatheinsane*
*cackles*
Hey look!
*points*
A shiny!
*is safe inside her SHINY, SHINY flameproof suit of reflective-sprinkled acorn cookies*
*from inside her suit, perched on her chest*
Hey, Di!
Nice suit you have here!
*looks down*
NICE boobies too!
*cackles manically* Catch me if you can!
*runs off to “Rock Amp Fail”*
Tonight, in FailBlogs main dining room the special is roasted skwerll. Served with stewed acorns. Recommended wine pairing is a cabernet sauvignon.
Well, Di put him down in the amp thread. I’m ready to roast him whenever you say, chef!
Let’s go there and start roasting!
Would that make them traitorous, carnivorous, or cannibals?
Or more than one?
I’d go down on a female Gnome anytime.
Brownie. ^
Um, sure! What’s in them? *munch munch*
Ugh! You are crawling with Brownies. I hate Brownies!
Only because they stole the baby while you were taking a pee pee.
Sure, they stole the baby.. but the Dingoes ate the baby!
So that explains the Baby Needs Pain
stupid daikini…
I think I’ll take the stairs.
In soviet Russia stairs think they take you?
yes it does
… and a restroom in Chile.
dang, better have a fast plane to there or i’d wet myself!
Or… You could just go on the plane…?
He can wet himself anywhere he pleases.
True… But I would advise against it… Hard to explain when he steps off the plane…
Does the government choose what floor you go to?
No, the government choose whether or not you get in
So if there are too many people do they have helpers to shove them all in?
Shhhh! Thier video taping us!
They’re*
I hope they didn’t videotape that
Probably did, hell they’re video taping you right now!
I’d tap that.
really? who are you tapping? and are you tapping them on the shoulder?
D’oh! >.< maturity fail… missed that completely
You missed me? Awwww…. ewwww…
*hands Shadow the ShamWow!*
you may need this later.
? not getting it…. hrmm i’m teenage, shouldnt i be able to understand these? something is wrong with me…
Yo Durg, good luck against Golden State!
golden state? wazzat?
No, just forgot the ‘e’.
nice… i have some spares if you want
pick one from this list if you’d like: eeEeEeEEeeEeeEeeeeEEEEEe
*grin*
*evil laugh*
*joins in with the evil laughing*
*cackles*
B2th – stop picking on the kids!
Sorry, I’m tring to contain myself, but I escaped.
Come over here, sit and calm down.
We’ll watch “Big Big World”
I have some of Avis’s cookies left too!
“But you and I forever will be friends
We’ll try to touch the sky where clouds never end
And we’ll search for wonder all around
And you’ll find me hanging upside down
And you and I together in a big, big world
We’ll try to touch the sky in a big, big world
You have to go I know it’s time
So give me five
This whole world
Is yours and mine …”
Damn! It’s over, hand me another cookie!
and I forgot “I before E”
Even if you did, you still used the wrong form.
I before E? OK, if you say so: A B C D I E……
It’s I before E except after C, which does mean the alphabet is in the right order. Hurray!
(Yes, I did just realise that)
I sure wish I had a giant gummy bear….on a stick.
I sure wish I had something squishable.
I sure wish I had a lap band.
I sure wonder if anyone else sees the ads for Participaction
I sure wish I had nasty stretch marks.
I sure wish I could bang Lindsay Lohan.
I must have missed that ad….damn!
Oh yeah. It was a great deal man. She was free for 500 yen.
Seems a little steep for what you actually get…
Yeah, but to the type of people who actually respond to those things, it’s worth any price.
I’ve actually been sucked in by the Snorg Tees ads and purchased some stuff from them as Christmas presents that were much appreciated.
I sooooo want that damn gummy bear!
But not a green one. Or blue.
How’s bout the red one then?
Maybe. Do they offer one in blue?
That red Satan bear was disturbing, not sure I could’ve put that in my mouth.
Did anyone ever find out how many calories are in one of those things?
Ok, got it. One gummy bear is 6 servings. So multiply everything by six and we get:
840 calories
90 mg. sodium
192 g. carbs
132 g. sugar
12 g. protein (from what? the dye?)
The protein is from the bear meat.
Yeah, they legally have to put some actual Real Bear in it to be able call it a “GUMMY BEAR”. Otherwise it would just be a “Big Gummy Thing that Looks Kinda Like a Bear on a Stick”, but Marketing didn’t like that.
Do you think they also market a Gummy Skwerl? *grins evilly*
*hides quickly*
Ye GODS!!
Just how big are those giant gummy bears, anyway?
I wish I could get my stretch marks fixed while being gummied by Lindsay Lohan.
…. !?
,…-&!
Well someone is going to have to remove her teeth.
Nah, she is such a big Ho she has had her top and bottom front teeth hinged for easy fold back for such occasions.
They call that a “Tuck n Suck” don’t they?
It’s not nice to talk about Ryannon when she’s away.
Say, did anyone ever find the innuendo machine? We were looking for it last night (well, I was looking for a hand, but that’s another story) and all we found was crap in someone else’s pants.
Mookie broke it……..again.
I’m sorry, I was mad at you for breaking my cherry.
What are you all looking for? The Innuendo Machine is still right here in my pants where it belongs… it’s no wonder you found nothing but crap in someone else’s pants!!!
i belive the term is “popping your cherry”….
We don’t need no stinking Innuendo. We can make them better from scratch. Thats whats wrong with the products put out now, mass produced in 3rd world countries by shoddy machines. I tried using one of those innuendo’s made by that machine twice and it fell apart.
It was shocked by its own creations.
You want to be “gummied” …..ouch….where would they put the stick?
The same place you put the slightly used rubber fist.
oh my…
That would hurt, you rectum?
you accidenty the “r” have one of mine
RrrRRrRrrrrrRRr
srry didnt organize them by caps or not…
Hehe, that made me laugh B2th
Keep your R’s in check Durg!
i’ll try, here’s them organized!
RRRRRRrrrrrrrrr
I rectum you’ve got it.
Okay for the arse, but what about his bowels?
Your wrecking my constipation Czuhc!
You’re*
B2th, if you keep correcting all your typing errors, this fail is going to fill up real fast.
What’s the fail max capacity?
Mookie, if you keep picking on me I’m going to bite one of your cherries off.
Never mind that, let’s go torture that troll down there. V C’mon, I’ll race y a’!
Which one? I see at least three down there. Don’t leave me!!!
D:! Where’s a troll!?
I sure wish I had personalized traffic alerts.
I wish I could check out my fave celebs at their best – and worst.
Don’t forget to vaccinate your kids!
All the baby needs is PAIN
Is that like AYDS?
sort of…
but with more “unf”
And it comes with a free ShamWow!
We don’t give those away anymore.
Life has no meaning.
Life is a highway.
im gonna ride it
all night long.
All night…
People dancing all in the street
See the rhythm all in their feet
Life is good wild and sweet
Let the music play on
(play on, play on)
Let the music play, he won’t get away
Just keep the groove and then he’ll come back to you again.
Get into the groove,
Boy you’ve got to prove
Your love to me.
Get up on your feet
And step to the beat.
Boy, what will it be?
The world goes spinning round and round it’s true
We’ve had our time and now we’re through
But you and I forever will be friends
We’ll try to touch the sky where clouds never end
And we’ll search for wonder all around
And you’ll find me hanging upside down
And you and I together in a big, big world
We’ll try to touch the sky in a big, big world
You have to go I know it’s time
So give me five
This whole world
Is yours and mine
DAMN! Wrong song… nevermind
*hides from “dianatheinsane” again*
*smiles serenely* You can’t hide from me, Bob. *starts loading her dart gun*
You can draw him out into the open with promises of cookies,
Dianatheinsane.
Or brownies, apparently.
Ooh, good call. *bakes a large platter of cookies to be enjoyed after the hunt* “COOKIES! I have COOKIES!” [BTW, Diana or Di is just fine. I know I'm insane : )]
Acorn cookies in particular. Just don’t add rue. It makes him a little… nutty.
More so than usual.
Gee Di, I’m insane too!
BUT I still don’t trust you!
Avis? Help!?
I am helping!!
Her.
*evil grin*
Ah…
*munches*
Curse you Avis! *shakes lil’ fist*
Now I’ll be powerless to resist her…
[PS: I WAS going to tell you where to get more ORANGE Kitchen Stuff, but it looks like I'll probably die thanks to YOUR "HELP"!!]
*starts laying humane sqwerl traps with her acorn cookies, whistling “A’hunting We Will Go”*
I’m not entirely sure she’s trying to KILL you. She’s probably going to dress you up in sill clothes while you’re passed out and post the pics on ICHC.
A collegue of mine has s picture of the cookie monster on his wall. Itis sitting in front of a computer, reading in shock the message: Delete Cookies.
Silly that is.
Bukkit please?
KILL you? Why would I do that? No, I’m going to auction you off to closeted Republican congressmen. >: )
Essentially you’re gonna give him the role of a potato!! Ha!
Ronber, here’s a better version of Cookie Monster. Click my name…
That’s from Family Guy, isn’t it?
id rather take the stairs
which are located conveniently in Egypt
Hey, for all we know, this sign is in Mongolia, just on the Chinese border.
and said elevator is in the Great Wall?
Actually, it’s located at a mall here in Omaha, NE. I’ve seen it. It’s pretty cool.
Lol… I know it was really located in the China section of the store, but still. That’s hilarious. AHAHAHAHA
IN YOUR FACE CRIPPLES!!
>_>… sorry that was rude.
You figured that China thing out all by yourself?
tl;dr
Um… what?
Too long: Didn’t read.
Why, thank you so very much for your concern!
! If you want the short version, just read the very last sentence.
Why should we pray for you? You’re an asshat. Click my name for proof.
That made me laugh too hard – now I have the hiccups. Darn you, L de B!
What? I am not an asshat!! D:! I’m a nice guy, seriously, stfu.
Evervescent… one more click for ya. With all the love I can muster.
Well I try not to be a asshat. I don’t know how I came to be one on this blog but… well, sorry about that!
D:! is a little frowny face. An EXTREMELY frowny face. The ! is just like it is when used with words, emphasis.
Sorry, I type stupid emoticons that I use in WoW too. >_>
Ok, I give up. What emoticon are you trying to make there?
I think it’s a lefty down-in-the-mouth.
Hm. A bemused guy wearing a bowler upside-down?
Upside-down head man scares me.
You prefer your men to give you head right side up?
Clearly. Nice guys say stfu all the time.
“work force’ is one word not two.
Thanks, I know. And it’s tooth, not 2th or twoth, and if you use a double quote (“) for the first quote, it’s not a single quote for the end quote (‘)
Also, even when quoting something, the first letter of the sentence is still capitalized.
Thank you, Blue.
You should’nt start a sentence with ‘And’.
We could go all day about internet grammer, friend… the apostrophe for “shouldn’t” in the contraction of “should not” goes inbetween the n and the d, being that the apostrophe represents the missing letter, which is the “o” in not.
Shouldn’t > should’nt.
Keep Kelsey out of this, or he’ll go back on the drugs.
Yeah me debating grammer is like having an elevator in a outhouse.
An elevator that goes to China.
tomato, tomato.
China Outhouse Elevators. I’m inventing that damn it don’t you steal my patents!
XD
Is there a “P” button in that elevator?
Hooked on phonix werked fer me! Luuk at me, eye graduwated!
my Grammar’s on the internet? she doesn’t even know how to use a cell phone properly!
Outhouses have a tendency to tip over, if my friend Sir Prise is around
It’s grammar, not grammer. Your 8:21 post is missing a period at the end of the first paragraph, too.
Oh hey, thanks. I didn’t catch that.
.
Hmm… I don’t see any mistakes in your post. Did you get that right on the first try?
Impressive!
… am I the troll you guys were talking about? D:!
Thanks! I type 80 wpm with 90% accuracy.
.
Beats me if you’re the troll. I’m just trying to keep up. Our internet slows down when it’s rainy, windy, too sunny, etc.
90%, nice. I don’t actually check my accuracy (mostly because I don’t know how >_>;) but I think I type pretty fast. Self taught, really. I don’t use my home keys or anything.
And uh… what’s that guy talking about pregnant posts? O.o
Guy, moi?
Yeah, but I just got the comment later, and posted about it in a different comment, lol.
*facepalm*
These things don’t nest right sometimes! The above post belonged under Mookie’s ‘keep Kelsey out of this’ post.
It’s ok. I knew you were talking to me. ;-;
His post is pregnant? B2th must be loaning out that dirty ShamWow again.
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Yes, he did. I saw him give it to Shadow in an earlier post.
Oh. I get it, missing a period.
LOL
I’m slow sometimes T_T
It’s okay…you don’t have to tell us, we know.
stfu
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GET IT?????
When I was a young moomin and I got taught that, I got confused between lines and sentences. So if I got to the end of a line and realised there was an ‘and’ coming, I’d scrunch all the words up tight so the next line wouldn’t begin with ‘and’.
The teacher must have wondered what the hell I was up to.
Awww Mikey, I love you in so many ways. Not in the same way I love LB but I do love you. When it comes to loving LB, it is spelled lust but I am pretty sure it is pronounced love just the same.
That was insensitive. Not everyone has a real job.
Was that a stab at me? If so I didn’t get it. Were you saying I don’t have a real job?
:3
Not as big a stab as that “guy” comment. So I forgot to tweeze…
Oh… I’m sorry. I didn’t know you were a girl. Forgive my indescretion.
I just have to ask…is your name misspelled on purpose?
*really, really hopes that it is*
Yeah, it’s a pun. I know what Effervescent means. It was something a friend and I came up with for a character in one of my RPs. Because Effervescent is used for kinda like… the bubbly factor of soda, and Ever, it was supposed to be Eternally Bubbly. I know it sucks, but I like the name. So… when did I become the bad guy here? D:!
On January 27th, 2009 at 7:44 am.
An asshat right out of the starting gate.
Yeah. I know how to spell Effervescent. It’s a inside thing between my friends on Vent/WoW and me.
*facepalm*
Why would you admit THAT?
Pssst…Avis…asshat!
‘Nuff said.
Oh, right.
*shakes head clear*
I forgot about that.
I don’t know HOW I managed to do that.
ELELATOR GO DOWN THE HOOOOOOOOOOOLE.
just a heads up, your caps lock is on, but if its secured with lug nuts it shouldn’t be a problem, just wait a few minutes it’ll fall off.
“ELELATOR”? Chinese accent fail?
Tiny Toons reference Win
Baby Plucky FTW!
On the other hand, there’s an escalator just around the corner.
Wow! They are outsourcing elevators! What’s next!? Telemarketers?!
no, they did those allready!
Seems someone is outsourcing L’s to Durg.
srry bout that, i has a surplus of letters, i shall get them out of my system
asihtueoqwhfuhvcsugpdfkfkkfkkkfhfruwegydsasssifrudfs
there we go, mightt be a few leffft in the system but thatts just about alll of them!
Look kids *points at Durg* this will happen if you get addicted to drugs. *shakes head slowly*
Sharon!
No no no! My Tech Support guys told me to take the keyboard and shake it upside down whilst simultaneously holding CTRL+ALT+DEL, then kick the monitor to scare the bugs out. (seem to work)
*stalks Bob, brandishing cheerfully a plate of acorn cookies* “COOKIES! FREE COOKIES!”
Bob likes ice cream too.
Oh…and shiny nuts.
Awww Crap!
I shouldn’t have said that….. *hides*
Pfft, whatever you say! What’s next? The people who call from credit card companies?
How concenient
FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE THE DESTINATION IS KEPT SECRET
For your convenience the point of departure will be kept secret.
Oh, I get it now! I missed that earlier. The point of departure and the destination are
secret, but the elevator is in China. Right now. It won’t be there later, it will be at
it’s destination. Or it’s point of departure. But not in China, where it is now.
.
Thanks.
*Steals Dalkorian’s excess apostrophes for her own use*
**Steals Diana’s Asterisks**
Noooooo…..
now has no way to indicate actions
wonders if tildes work just as well
~experiments~ Ha! ~shoots koosemose with her dart gun~
Nah, it just looks like you’re waving your arms about while shouting things.
Ooooh!
~~~~~O~~~~~
Mr Tickle emoticon!
Hahaha
no human rights, no freedom of press… at least they have an elevator!
For added convience, we are now giving free plane tickets so that you may use the elevator in China. Please enjoy your flight.
For your convenience, the jetway is located in Botswana.
Botswana? Isn’t that the Political Action Committee for Robot’s Rights?
(ok, it’s dumb, but I’m not erasing it)
I don’t know Bob, but you’ll have plenty of time to spend lobbying for the robots with all the new politicians you’ll be meeting.
But the all bathrooms on the plane are broken, sorry for the inconvenience. We will be giving complimentary drinks as an apology.
Stewardess, I’ll pass on the Prune Danish Snack, thanks!
For your convenience, the complimentary drinks are
located in Burkina Faso.
The Elevator may be in China, but
luckily the escalators are right beside the sign.
Sensitivity to people with disabilities fail!
Some people are afraid of stairs, Koji!
Even electric stairs?
Think about it for a moment hammy – if you’re scared of stationary stairs how would stairs that are constantly moving be less frightening?
Electricity always makes things better!
*BzzzzZZZZT!*
no it doesn’t always make things batter! except when tazing trolls of course!
unless it’s a pen sticking out of a lightbulb…
Doesn’t count as a fail if there is a department in the store where they sell china… plates, silverware, etc…. It would be funny if taken out of context, but not a fail.
Most of the pics here either are taken out of context, or the juxtaposition puts it INTO a funny context. And it’s still a fail.
Exactly. The “fail” is the lack of clarity. If everything on this site were taken in context, then failblog would not exist.
Context: the mortal enemy of the average fail.
Looks alot like a fake
*dispatches Oompa with her dart gun and army of laundry demons*
Silly “fake” trolls…[Trix are for kids!]
Actually it looks a lot like the sign in Macy’s at Water Tower Plaza. Or maybe the one on State St.
It’s a sign in Dillards. I got a pic of it on my cell phone camera.
wheres loompa?
It’s not fake. I’ve actually seen this sign at one of our malls here in Omaha, NE. I can’t remember which store it was in…maybe Younker’s. Pretty sweet.
Nope, it’s real. It’s in one of the malls here in Omaha. I’ve laughed about this sign every time I’ve seen it, my wife just rolls her eyes. The elevator is in the china department.
I’ve actually seen this sign before in the Dillards store in Omaha, NE.
Yep yep. That’s where I saw one like this.
Ha ha, yeah same here
well thats a helluva improvement from the one they had on Mars…….took FOREVER to walk there
yeah, but that one went to Estonia. And it was only operational in the 1950s.
i bet this is in a museum and they have a section on china, and that’s where the elevator is….perfectly logical.
THIS SIGN BELONGS IN A MUSEUM!
SO DO YOU!
*pulls hat over head and runs off*
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
*crash*
ouchies.
Geez. Movie quotes have an odd effect on our Mikey.
It’s a disgrace, you’d almost think he didn’t get the quote.
*sidles off, picking up his crumpled hat*
Apparently those effects also include talking about himself in the third person. How peculiar.
Yep it’s in Omaha, NE in the Oakview Mall in Dillards. Take the west entrance in and you’ll find it by the escalators going down. We’ve been joking about putting it on here for months. Looks like we were beat to the punch, talk about a real fail.
It is most likely Epcot in Orlando.
This is only a fail if the building isn’t in China too.
Failblog fail. Cearly they mean the flatware, not the country
i was in my car with my girlfriend and suddenly my phone rang, the voice sais “Don’t do anything to my little daughter or bad thing shall happen to you, kid”. I said that to my girlfriend and she sais her father was dead. If her father is dead, then, who was phone? WHO WAS PHONE???
Where be relevance? WHERE BE RELEVANCE?
So……what elevator takes me to china?
*phones company*
mhm….mhm….right so i take an elevator to Camden Town London, Then an Escalator tp Italy, A rickety bridge to Japan, go sightseeing for an hour then take the tightrope to China? sounds simple enough.
It’s a bit of a walk, but at least you won’t have to take the stairs.
worst fail blog ever. photoshop.
Actually, it’s real. It’s in a mall in Omaha, NE.
And there’s one in Erie, PA as well.
Why even post this? Its clearly a poor photoshop job and isn’t even funny..
*hides rusty weed cutters* Aido, could you come here?
wtf I submitted this same exact pic last week! thats at dillards in omaha!
Is it ironic that I walked by this sign last week and thought “Hey, that’d be a great fail?”
No WONDER I couldn’t find the elevator.
Sadly enough, they have a very similar sign in the JC Penney’s at a mall in my hometown:
‘Escalator —–>
Elevator located in China’
…I feel so terribly for any handicapped people.
Thats in omaha. : ]
You know what you get for scrolling all the way down?
YOU JUST LOST THE GAME AGAIN!
SERIOUSLY?? I know this EXACT sign at that EXACT location! That’s at Crossroads Mall in Omaha, Nebraska. I’ll be goddamned if I don’t remember looking at that sign and thinking “fail”
WTF, WTF! I submitted that picture! Really?! It says “Bridget S” sent it in! I took the picture with my phone!! wtf?! WTF?!?!
It’s at Oak View Mall in Omaha, Nebraska. In the Dillard’s, I believe. I didn’t send it here, but I did take a picture of it with my cell phone. It’s not fake. It’s right next to the escalators.
I wonder if this is at EPCOT at Disney World. They might have an elevator in China and not one of the nearby countries. That’s my only guess.
For your convenience my comment is located in Google.
What? You couldn’t put it any closer?
we have this in our mall. i love this sign. hahah.
omg this is in my hometown of Omaha, Nebraska
american fail.
The elevator goes from that location to china, right through the center of the earth. The sign indicates where the elevator is at the moment. A metal plate slides over the sign when the elevator is in that location.