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FIRST!!!!!!!!!!
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FIRST
Beinga retard fail.
spelling/grammar FAIL
i wish i could kill you
>wish<
.
did it work?
Mercy step aside, I do believe it’s time for a good ol’ fash’n TROLL SHUNNIN’!
All you bona fide Fail Bloggers, I call upon you to use your greatest power:
Ignore EVERYTHING to do with the above scatological miscreant. Remember: Trolls can eat ANYTHING (including replies to this post)… so let’s starve ‘em out.
All together now on the count of three:
1 … 2 … 3 …
***SHUN***
nonono, you have it all wrong!
*breaks his pledge to never touch a tazer again, to show a demo*
step aside!
*takes out super, heavy duty, extra strength grade tazer*
haven’t used this one in a long time!
*aims at cacapeepee*
TAZETAZETAZE!
TAZETAZETAZE!
TAZETAZETAZE!
TAZETAZETAZE!
*looks at smouldering remains*
see? you have to give 3 doses of taze for every time they say F*RST! otherwise they don’t respond.
*throws strategist back in the troll cage*
Yay!!
We need to figure out how the little bugger keeps getting out.
He and Bob have probably been sharing escape secrets – clearly we should mail them both to Eugene, OR. Think they’ll fit in the same box?
I think he keeps convincing people he’s been wrongfully imprisoned.
why Eugene, OR?
hey i was tazing cacapeepee! what’s wrong with that?
*slips through troll cage bars*
get back in there troll!
*”this is sparta” kicks*
first off, his grammar was fine, secondly, it was a typo,
not a spelling error. there is a difference.
it was a typo because he missed a space between “being” and “a”.
he didn’t misspell anything.
so even your attempts to call others on their fails, are fails.
When you understand grammar yourself, then you can point out other people’s fails. His comment was an incomplete sentence, so it was grammatically incorrect. As for you:
1) Capitalize the first word of each of your sentences.
2) Don’t comma splice.
3) Place punctuation marks inside quotation marks.
4) Swallow whatever you find under your kitchen sink.
Yes, Jojo, YOU fail.
What are you, my English teacher?
That’s right! Check yourself before you wreck yourself.
YOU fail
THIS is a fine example of a troll. Take it and learn well, failbloggers.
someone with too much time on his hands
Then that’s being intelligent win.
You meant being a retard win.
first…
Time to bring out the tazer…
*tazes caca 6 times for being a douche*
I hate you… So damn much… Put yourself on that damned BBQ… You’ll save the future of this world if you do cause you wont have any offspring… Have a nice day…!
Princess, button that shirt please.
Um…? Princess? Huh?
I think your mom posted about you on Yahoo Answers. You can read about it on the next fail.
Good Morning sunshine
SHUT THE F**K UP YOU RETARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOD!
yes
And if you can’t pork the one you love, pork the one you’re with!
FIRST….. awww
Where’s the fail?
I think his meat is underdone.
What?!? You don’t like it raw?
…and her name is Patti?
and she smells of peppermint?
and not of elderberries?
Peanuts, not Pythons.
berries, not twigs?
Meat, not veg.
Cheney, not Bush?
Cake, not death.
Freedom, not crucifixion.
Stuffing, not potatoes?
Stirred, not shaken?
Close, no cigar?
Bishops, not actresses?
Sandal, not gourd?
Thick, not thin?
Space Ship, not shoes?
In, not out?
Now, not fulcrum
Yeah, maybe if his meat was well done he wouldn’t be making that Zoolanderesque face at the camera?
In Japan they have a sandwich at McDonalds called the McPork. True story.
Oh I totally forgot about that. I took a picture of a “McPork” poster about a year and a half ago. I wouldn’t eat it though. It would probably be as bad or worse than the “McRib” sandwhich that I gagged on in my youth. x_x
Well, it’s either an innuendo win, or a relationship w/ meat products fail…
It’s either the wieners on the BBQ, or the bowl of white stuff he’s holding.
Peter’s special sauce?
When boy meets grill…
Yeah, when they had their first kiss, the scene after reminded me of something out of “Face Off.”
Oh yeah, that bit where they have the fight in the canteen right?
Probably… It’s been a few year’s since I’ve seen…. or, possibly: Two Face! From Batman!
The guy is about to have a stiffy…against the BBQ.
There comes a time, in every man’s life, when he must go contrary to the wishes of the BBQ.
*trying to do his best impression of Phillip J. Fry in BBB*
Come on baby, love the BBQ.
Szzzzzzzzzizzle . . . honey do you smell something?
Don’t worry dear, its just your sausage.
The fail is uncountably somewhere in the word Sask.
Saute And Sizzle Kebabs?
Sexual And Super Kinky
Scary Alabama-Style Keelhauling
Spicey Anal-Style Ketchup
*Bllaaaauuurrrgghh!!* Sorry, Guv, seems I’ve gone and whoopsie on yer rug there.
*sigh*
That rug really held the room together.
Now me last meal is ‘oldin’ the rug together…
*Aowlleerrhhaabbhhaaahhaammbah!!* Terrible sorry ‘ere, Doctor. I accidenty read it agin. *knuckles forelock*
You guys are thinking up some awesome tourist slogans for lowly Saskatchewan. Can you think of one for my home province of Manitoba? Right now it seems to be split between “Spirited Energy” and “Unforgettable Manitoba.” o_O
Gyargh! Name change fail.
Canadian fail!
“Manitoba: At least we’re not Saskatchewan”.
Manitoba: The Last True Realm!
or
Manitoba: Magic, Unicorns, Snow and Free Broadband
(use either and it’ll be populated full with fantasy gamers in no time)
…like we’d want that.
Actually, I like the “Magic, Unicorns,” &c. It’s like the “Snakes on a Plane” of tourist slogans… and we’d still be better than Saskatchewan.
I wish I could forget Manitoba… I spent a week there one night.
The Saint visited Manitoba… and has a Time Machine? That Patrick McGoohan was truly a genius!
*tear eyed*
Spicey Anal-Style Ketchup? Alright DrB, I found it. I knew there was a reason I woke up at 5 this morning and threw up a little in the back of my throat. It was a pre-emptive puking at your joke.
Good one. Never had anyone do that to me before.
Sask-Sachs-Saxon-Wiener! Jerry win!
Ass Action Won?
After they’re done eating, he’s going to sask her up!
Shouldn’t he wait a half hour first?
That’s for swimming after porking.
And for porking after potato removal.
And for potatoing after curtain hanging.
‘So as not to suffer from cramping’ as if cramping would be enjoyable otherwise…
Mmm, sausage and mash.
*bangers Loz*
I was NOT expecting that, but dayum, girl, you’re good
…remind me not to eat that sausage…
Don’t eat that sausage.
Sorry, too soon?
Stand back! I’ve got a sausage and I know how to use it. It’s all in the flick of the wrist.
Is it time for another round of ‘hide the pork sausage’?
I think we have moved on to the “find” stage of the game
I’ll play… as long as it is always hidden in me.
*puts on rubber gloves* *SNAP* Ok Loz, this will only hurt for a second…
Have pity. Shoot her fulla smack before you operate and it won’t hurt at all.
Sorry, too soon?
Yes, about that…
He should be standing BEHIND her.
She just want to show him how happy is with the strap-on he gave her as birthday present.
Wh…? And I thought you only talked dirty in spanish.
That’s how tame he is in English, just think how bad the spanish must be :O
You shouldn’t leave your mouth open like that…!
Welcome back DrB, have a pleasant sail Sunday?
He’s having his Sunday on a Tuesday? Is he allowed to do that?
It’s a brave new world
Hug me till you drug me, honey
Kiss me till I’m in a coma.
Hug me, honey, snuggly bunny,
Love’s as good as soma.
Bottle of mine, it’s you I’ve always wanted!
Bottle of mine, why was I ever decanted?
Skies are blue inside of you
The weather’s always fine;
For
There ain’t no Bottle in all the world
Like that dear little Bottle of mine
(My failblog experience appears to be turning into a musical?)
May I videotape you while you sing and dance?
I will send the tape to Failblog Idol, you may become a star
I think the lady singing Ken Lee has already won that contest.
I did, thank you
Quite civilised, really! I drove it for a bit, which was interesting – it weighs 80 ton!
Woah, that must have been an experience! You lucky bugger.
Random realization… what time zone is this website set to?
Because either all the people who posted comments directly
above this one are high on drugs or something at 2 in the morning,
the time is set to Greenwich, or I am slightly delusional. I’d
rather not think about that little third option right there. I live
near NYC, so someone explain it.
…because there’s a lady with a strap-on on the loose!
… and her friends call her Mookie.
But her enemies call her…? (beat, one, two – )
… rarely.
*rimshot*
I’m always thinking how bad the Spanish must be…
That’s naughty/bad BTW.
But when the Spanish are bad, they are so so good.
But when the Atlantians are bad, they are just so so?
(That’s Atlantians as in natives of Atlantis – suck on it, bloggers looking for any excuse to be offended!)
Atlantis is actually a small town on the western coast of South Africa. I live in cape town, and i’m not bullshitting you. seriously. i know a guy who came from there, and actually most of the town is gangster, so they aren’t so so, they’re BAD!!!
*bows out*
That’s Atlanteans. :p
Isn’t Atlantis the capitol of Georgia? Or was Atlantis that whiny Canadian singer?
Atlanta is the capital of Georgia. And I don’t know
of any Canadians who sing, whiny or otherwise.
Except for good ol’ Celine, who really isn’t ol’… or
good, for that matter.
What about Alanis Morisette?
Or Joni Mitchell!
That is correct. You win a cookie.
Pink shirt?
Dork.
The one you shove.
2nd
Click on my name to claim your prize.
rofl
pob
what is this new avatar? I miss the old one.
Sex elk
In a gold Rolls
Making it with the dumb chauffeur
Isn’t it nice
Sugar and spice
Luring disco dollies
To a life of vice
Sex elk
Isn’t it nice
Luring disco dollies to a life of vice
Right, like I’m the ONLY one here who listened to Soft Cell…
Heh heh. I had that album…
I don’t think the remake “SexLittlePerson” had the same panache…
Haha sounds to me like a win
I would call that a WIN.
I mean he gets barbecue AND get’s to pork the chick.
only thing better would be get the barbecue, pork the chick,
eat some apple pie.
mmmm pie
Yeah.. Except he’s barbecuing his ‘porking’ device.
Porking device? Ninja, please…
Porking the mice? Ninja Cheese…
*hands cwr64 a ninja*
Shouldn’t this be hanging around airports getting sucked into jet engines?
‘Device…’ interesting choice of words, I guess.
This is full of win… ^_^
Inicredible!!
Iridiculous!
Ecuspectacular
Irregardless (a favorite non-word of mine)
My favorite non-word….. whole nother
“Now that’s a whole nother story”
Irregardless ir·re·gard·less
Pronunciation: \ˌir-i-ˈgärd-ləs\
Function: adverb
Etymology: probably blend of irrespective and regardless
Date: circa 1912
Usage: Irregardless originated in dialectal American speech in the early 20th century. Its fairly widespread use in speech called it to the attention of usage commentators as early as 1927. The most frequently repeated remark about it is that “there is no such word.” There is such a word, however. It is still used primarily in speech, although it can be found from time to time in edited prose. Its reputation has not risen over the years, and it is still a long way from general acceptance. Use regardless instead.
Wow, a word used primarily in speech eh? As opposed to a word primarily used in nasal flatulation? But that’s a whole ‘nother story…
Gather round, kids. Today we’re going to hear the story of nasal
flatulation… By the way, did you know flatulation is not, in fact, a word?
Add it to the list with irregardless…
Sorry, I meant to say “flatulence” as in the act of making flatus, farting, passing gas, breaking wind, busting ass, dropping ass, dropping the bomb, talking arseways, talking sh*t, or just possibly just predicting a forecast of “gale force winds with a slight case of showers”.
C’mon kids, you can play too! How many euphemisms for farting can you come up with?
Apparently looked up the definition of irregardless on Wikipedia.
Y fail? Full Win!
Hello 1996 internet, haven’t seen you in a while!
I so don´t get it…
Think of ‘pork’ as a verb.
Think of ‘dork’ as a herb.
Think of ‘Bjork’ as a blurb.
Think of Mork as a proverb.
Think of ‘York’ as a suburb
Think of ‘fork’ as a gerb(il).
Think of ‘work’ as a perturb(ing experience)
Think of torque as superb.
Ha! That was the best laugh I’ve had yet today.
FIRST!!! Not?
Do you really want to appear as idiotic as cacapeepee? Seriously?
*calls in BFF*
we got another one
*hands tazer*
go to work!
Pork the one you love? If you say so, magic billboard.
That’s the spirit… I think.
Don’t encourage him. He has been marinating his mushrooms in a very special way. They once killed a dog while he videtaped a man masturbating in the basement.
the dog was videotaping a man masturbate???
Indeed. He was an anomaly, he had opposable thumbs. Which I got caught teasing my puppy about the other day. I was joking of course but I said something to him about me having them and him not and a neighbor was within earshot and just gave me he weirdest look. Eeep
my dog just watches me…he doesn’t record for later viewing pleasure
I haven’t attempted masturbation while my dog was around. I don’t want to scar him, he is a puppy afterall.
Any masturbation that causes scarring of nearby pets MIGHT be a tad too vigorous…
Using your vacuum, blender or belt sander to masturbate might frighten the little bugger. So stick with the quiet battery operated stuff until you can
take the time to accustom them to the sounds. (from a PETA Brochure)
You cannot be ****ing serious… Seriously?
It’s true, he cannot be ****ing serious.
I don’t know man, PETA are crazy people. What else can you say about a group that thinks cats should be vegans?
I think you’re doing it wrong Ryannon.
We won’t know until we review the videotape…
Instant replay is digital now. Everything’s digital. Especially masturbation *rimshot*
Not a fail, a win. This was an advertising campaign done to intentionally be funny/inappropriate.
Thanks for that articulate and insightful explanation on varying marketing techniques. The use of sarcasm in advertising. I wonder what other good uses might exist for this sarcasm.
I also wonder. I have a veritable thirst for knowledge regarding this matter!
Not fail. Intentional double entendre to sell meat with a suggestive name.
You have failed at fail sighting.
Oh blow it out your pork hole.
is that like a meat curtain?
If you were older, I would answer.
I knew my hometown would end up on Failblog one way or another… *tear of pride*
Which part is the fail again?
If you can’t be with the one you pork
Pork the one you’re with
~And if you can’t pork the one you love,
Honey, pork the one you’re with!
Pork….It’s what she wants for dinner.
Not everyone likes white meat.
LOL, too funny. She is cute, I’d pork her!
RT
http://www.total-privacy.us.tc
Takes the time to make a pork reference, yet can’t match the initials.
Curious spam.
Mmmmm Sexy Pork!
Sorry, go beet yourself off.
i’ll leek you do that.
I’d rather rutabaga instead.
Whatever you do, take a pea first. It stings right after.
And if you can’t pork the one you love,
Honey
Pork the one you’re with. . .
Sorry Bimmy, I swear your post was not there when I scrolled down.
Damn work interruptions!
Bukkit please.
Here’s the bukkit, you go first with it. I want to be laughing when it’s my turn.
I-I’m pretty sure this one is deliberate…
And awesome.
This is not a FAIL. It is intentional.
Correct. That is an intentional play on words. I remember that ad when I was in highschool.
…
This is in the city I live in.
That statement makes it’s own gravy.
what do you mean gravy?
This isn’t a fail. This is an intentional ad campain. Perhaps we should educate more people on the definition of FAIL because I’m pretty sure that ad campaign was a WIN.
It is a common known fact that no one on Failblog or PunditKitchen actually knows what a troll is.
No. This is a resounding win. WIN. Not Fail. I freaking LOVE the Saskatchewan Pork ads. So much better than Alberta’s “Put pork on your fork.”
Obvious shoop is obvious
ITS FAILBLOG LE TS ALL TALK IN PUNS CHICKCEN IS BIRD IS BIRD IS GIVING FIGNER AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UNDERWEAR HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m sorry… this is WIN… why can’t there be a Win option as well? THis billboard is hilarious!
There’s no fail. The joke was intentional
But if you can’t pork the one you love, pork the one you’re with!
А оно Вам надо?
its the BEST AD EVAR!!!!!!
…
EVAR!
I think the FAIL is the failure to see the joke. The play on words was the whole point, did no one see the tv ads?
Don’t confuse fail for win.
I’m sorry, but porking the one you love has got to be WIN. If porking the one you love is fail, i don’t wanna be win!
I remember when this Bilboard came out in my town in Saskatchewan. My bro and I snickered and wondered why this ad ever got through. Then we asked our mom if she found it funny. She was oblivious. This came out in about 99 or 2000. Glad to see it is still funny
Again, intentional, failblog fails.
Obviously a WIN!
I remember driving by this billboard in Sask. in university and I nearly went off the road giggling. It was up for about a month before people figured it out. had to spell it out to my parents befor ethey figured out why I kept snickering whenever we went by it.
I love that it got put up there in the first place
This was a win, not a fail.
Also kids in the hall rocked
i think this may have been done intentionally as a joke
Your are Great. And so is your site! Awesome content. Good job guys! Interesting article, adding it to my favourites!
This isn’t a fail. This was fully intentional. The innuendo was meant to exist. That’s why the heart is there. Fail to whomever posted it.
I don’t see any fail here.
OMG that billboard was in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, I drive by that street all the time and have never noticed that, funny shit happens in Canada
this is no fail. this is win.
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fail on fail since there is no fail only people who see a fail cause there is a fail word on the picture.
you are all losers.