Ooooh, I like that thought. Am I like the little gremlins in Dead Like Me that arrange the accidents so people die at the appointed time? The thought of invisible moomins scuttling around setting-up fails makes me happy.
my name ‘agita’ has a Latin meaning; “a terrible suffering”. I got it from Elfen Lied (anime series). Although wiki claims it means “acid indigestion”, which I suppose is bad too.
I was just going to type out some baby noises to go with that giberish you wrote, but then even I thought about my own writing “What an ass clown…” So I decided against it….
Anyone notice, no shadows on the player with teh ball whiel everyone else has shadowing on them? im not saying fake by any means, but just an observation
Anyone notice, no shadows on the player with teh ball whiel everyone else has shadowing on them? im not saying fake by any means, but just an observation
OK look, if you’re really this good at spotting forgeries, why don’t you go apply for a job with the Secret Service to fight counterfeiting? Be sure to drop us a line if they actually offer you a job.
In any case, I can tell you this with absolute certainty: you know that dick you see attached to your crotch when you look down in the shower? It’s Photoshopped.
ref: False start, McFail, result to misspelling of “completely”, 5 yards, FIRST DOWN.
Player: That was some BS ref
ref: FU noob
KAPOW
and this was how this whole thing started
Here ya go:
Compleat- adj.
Of or characterized by a highly developed or wide-ranging skill or proficiency: “The compleat speechwriter … comes to anonymity from Harvard Law” (Israel Shenker).
Being an outstanding example of a kind; quintessential: “Here was the compleat modern misfit: the very air appeared to poison him; his every step looked treacherous and hard won” (Stephen Schiff).
+1 (which is to say ‘Me too’)
I don’t often clickie the links for fear of viruses (gotta stay safe, I was always taught) but the animals are great. Particularly the fish.
Yeah, for some reason it’s not working for me either… check back later, there’s some amazing creativity on that site. Photoshop, photography, graphic arts… gawd, now I sound like an advertisement for them!
You are free to submit old stuff. If people like it and it makes to the front page, kudos for you because you will have helped some people to have some laughs.
It was just kinky sex between two consenting adults. “You play referee and I will play football neanderthal and don’t forget I like it when you donkey punch me.” I have tapes of the same kind of conversations in Spanish between Lou and Mookie. I have said it before. It’s a lifestyle they choose. You don’t have to like it, just accept it.
*WRAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!* *slices foo’s jugular with rusty weed
Cutters and rips out his heart and force feeds it to him*
*castrates foo and helps him up and sets him free* blargh!
I won’t lie – the “cake” at the end disappointed me, Skwerrly. I thought you were going for an AABB rhyme scheme and was really enjoying it. You even had the rhythm down.
I would like to propose the following revision of the last sentence: “Do we get presents? And a pony, to boot?”
you idiot, there’s videos of it and dozens of other pictures like this one.
and besides, if you can photoshop something to look as real as a photograph, that’s not “kinda bad”, this would be the greatest feat of photoshopping ever.
chargers fail
rams fail
referee win
too late
rams always fail
Your mom failed
ha ha joke’s on you! she has two dads!
“SHOW ME YA MOVES”, “H-YES”, “FALCOLN PUNCH!!!”
but she squished a BUG!!
Team recognition fail.
WWEFL SUNDAY RUMMMMMMBLE!
color similarity fail, fast repost win.
Nice try. Are you a politician?
Dickwin?
lawl
DO U KNOW WAYNE???
Dick Wang? Inside my pitch black rable-trousers.
Corny joke with usernames WIN
WIN ^^
team identification fail…
Those are the Rams, dumbass. FAIL.
Interesting… the ref kind of looks like John McCain.
you idiot thats the rams not chargers. you are so stupid.
If only they’d written KAPOW rather than fail. *sigh* And why is this a fail?
+1
Indeed.
Is your name based off the Jerky Boy’s Kerpal character and the skit “why you kick my dog!”?
That isn’t the only “skit” Kerpal was in and he has said it in more than one skit as well. You don’t ask dumb questions!
Correct. However (incorrectly or no) “why you kick my dog” is arguably the most famous JB skit, would you agree?
“That is not my dog”
“Who’s dog is that?”
Grammar fail……
comment fail.
fail fail
Player owned -> Player fail!
Gasp!
The mediocrity machine has found failblog
Do you live on failblog?
Yes. I am the moomin in the machine.
You are the Moomeux ex Machine, that helps to explain some otherwise unexplainable fails.
Ooooh, I like that thought. Am I like the little gremlins in Dead Like Me that arrange the accidents so people die at the appointed time? The thought of invisible moomins scuttling around setting-up fails makes me happy.
I get all atwitter thinking of you saying scuttle in that German accent of yours.
Wow, you know Latin? I know some Latin, too.
my name ‘agita’ has a Latin meaning; “a terrible suffering”. I got it from Elfen Lied (anime series). Although wiki claims it means “acid indigestion”, which I suppose is bad too.
agita seems agitated
C-agita ergo sum.
cave cane cagita
I was just going to type out some baby noises to go with that giberish you wrote, but then even I thought about my own writing “What an ass clown…” So I decided against it….
inagaddadavida?
Carpe carp
Latin fail.
dictis facta suppetant ;-P
Given the distance involved, I think words will have to suffice. At least, until your birthday.
No problem, I can feed upon your words for another 8 days
Wait a minute… I thought you were a Gemini? Don’t be opening your presents early, now!
We catdogs have 7 birthdays per year.
It’s nice it comes so often.
Dulce est desipere in loco
Amare et sapere vix deo conceditur.
dum spiro, spero.
At least SOMEONE around here does!
Non tangunt et amant.
Amor meus amplior quam verba est.
Ama me fideliter, fidem meam toto, decorde totaliter, et ex mente tota, Sum presentialiter, absens in remota.
Ut ameris, ama!
Jungit amor.
Quos amor verus tenuit tenebit.
Me cognoscis, ergo me amas.
Audax ad omnia foemina, quae vel amat vel odit.
Amabit sapiens, cupient caeteri.
delphinum natare doces.
Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?
dura sex, sed sex
Coito ergo sum.
usurpate cellam!
*nominem novat*
Si id non fecisem, aliquis id feciset.
(If I hadn’t done it, someone else would have).
Rosa rosa rosa est est.
(A rose is a rose is a rose)
And for those english people who had to study latin at school through the stories about Caecillius…
“Caecillius mortuus est”
(Caecillius is dead).
Anyone notice, no shadows on the player with teh ball whiel everyone else has shadowing on them? im not saying fake by any means, but just an observation
Anyone notice, no shadows on the player with teh ball whiel everyone else has shadowing on them? im not saying fake by any means, but just an observation
Almost first.
That’s it!! Come here, Dana!!! *pulls out rusty weed cutters*
Did you clean those off after the last castration?? No?? Good, I’d hate for the trolls to get snipped with clean instruments.
Damn, he got to the castration part before I could taze the guy…
oh well, here goes…
*taze at super mega ultra level thingy*
“thingy” not longer available (re: Agita’s actions)
He certainly has experience O_O
FAIL
Can you say photo shopped?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPczgF7m9U8
Nope, really happened.
Where´s a tazer when it´s needed?
right here
*hands to Arthur Eld*
Thanks! *tazes jesse*
I can, but I’m not going to.
McFail – where you been, woman? You don’t have a… job, do you?
Pshhh…. Jobs are over-rated.
Jobs? We don’t need no stinking jobs!
Say, mister. Will you stake a fellow Blogger to a meal?
Yeah, last week I was really busy at work and though I continued the daily checking of failblog I just didn’t have the energy to write anything.
It’s a sorry state of affairs when one’s employment interferes with one’s FB.
indeed.
That’s the biggest problem with my job.
I’m just glad to have a job that pays me to sit here play games, comment of FAIL Blog and look at cute coeds walking by all day.
this is the first time all day i’ve had a chance to come to FB. i feel so lonely in my cube without you guys
*squeeze*
This room is green.
*headbutts wall*
OK look, if you’re really this good at spotting forgeries, why don’t you go apply for a job with the Secret Service to fight counterfeiting? Be sure to drop us a line if they actually offer you a job.
In any case, I can tell you this with absolute certainty: you know that dick you see attached to your crotch when you look down in the shower? It’s Photoshopped.
It looks photoshoped. sorry to state the obvious. Still very funny!
P.S. Correct me if I’m wrong.
you have been corrected
Sad, but this picture is real.
There is a video-clip of this somewhere, just forgot where…
under the rainbow?
The pot of gold is a lie.
Meh. I was kinda hoping for the little troll with the Visa card anyway.
But Lucky Charms isn’t, why do you think the leprechaun runs away from the kids?
And now for something compleatly unrelated… LB those pictures are très amusant.
*completely
ref: False start, McFail, result to misspelling of “completely”, 5 yards, FIRST DOWN.
Player: That was some BS ref
ref: FU noob
KAPOW
and this was how this whole thing started
I just thought that was the Canadian spelling.
Eh?
Yeah, I’m going to start using that excuse every time I misspell something.
Here ya go:
Compleat- adj.
Of or characterized by a highly developed or wide-ranging skill or proficiency: “The compleat speechwriter … comes to anonymity from Harvard Law” (Israel Shenker).
Being an outstanding example of a kind; quintessential: “Here was the compleat modern misfit: the very air appeared to poison him; his every step looked treacherous and hard won” (Stephen Schiff).
+1 (which is to say ‘Me too’)
I don’t often clickie the links for fear of viruses (gotta stay safe, I was always taught) but the animals are great. Particularly the fish.
*injects requisite enthusiasm into previous comment*
*ponders the advisability of exclamation marks*
Thanks Bod and McFail, glad y’all like them… That’s all from one of my fave photoshop sites (clickie for the link).
Hmm…
*ponders the advisability of clicking*
*clicks*
*gets nowhere*
*feels somehow cheated*
Yeah, for some reason it’s not working for me either… check back later, there’s some amazing creativity on that site. Photoshop, photography, graphic arts… gawd, now I sound like an advertisement for them!
Pfft. Clicktease.
here: http://www.worth1000.com
its not a link, but i’m pretty sure that’s the site LB is talking about
i must concur, other than failblog, its probably my favorite site.
would you look at that… it is a link
So am I the first to make the obvious McCain v Obama joke? Sigh. If I must…obvious McCain v Obama joke. Meh.
What’s the obvious McCain vs. Obama joke? I don’t get it.
Black vs. white?
Wow, original, the old black guy white guy = Obama McCain,
You’re an asshat
I thought one was a democrat and one was a republican.
No, it’s the old white guy…oh, sorry, I see what you mean.
Wow, you come here looking for original material?
I see a ref and a player hitting the ground. Where is the connection to McCain and Obama? Because they are black and white? That makes perfect sense….
How about old vs young? Rams vs 49ers? There’s enough thin skin around here I should go into the parchment making business…
Doesn’t look like the election I saw… 2008 Presidential Election fan fiction gone too far?
That’s the problem with McCain supporters- no grip on reality.
McCain supporters – Are those like joke straps only for old crusty balls?
*Jock*…crap
No, you had it right the first time.
Exactly!
*shock* flap
*shap* flock
*shack* flop
*Shirk* Drop
*Kirk* Shag
Well, i think he will experience broken hand :/
This picture has been around forever, and all this little dipshit did was a Google search.
Fail to the submitter.
You are free to submit old stuff. If people like it and it makes to the front page, kudos for you because you will have helped some people to have some laughs.
Hail to the Chief.
Hail to the chef.
Chef? Boyardees comments lacking this morning or what?
Uh-oh. Can I be franco about this?
Of course… we don’t want any canned comments here!
You are so saucy!
Wanna see my meat ravioli?
I’d rather just enjoy my canolli.
Where’s the beef?
*cough* aroni *cough*
That’s not beef. You sound a little horse….
Ney, I’m alright.
I’d think that’s full of baloney!
If I stand on my tiptoes and shade my eyes, I think I can just make it out over the horizon.
Why are you looking that way, he’s behind you.
Whoa, that’s some reach if he can circumnavigate the globe.
Oof! That must be a real drag during his down time.
hail to the heff?
….speaking of old crusty balls.
@ least he he’s heffing fun
Hugh Heffner, unintentional spokesman for Viagra the world over.
haha thanks sooo much for the imagery blue2thfairy
*pours acid in eyes*
And this is why you don’t get in the ref’s face over “bad calls”.
It was just kinky sex between two consenting adults. “You play referee and I will play football neanderthal and don’t forget I like it when you donkey punch me.” I have tapes of the same kind of conversations in Spanish between Lou and Mookie. I have said it before. It’s a lifestyle they choose. You don’t have to like it, just accept it.
Hey, those tapes are copyrighted. I’m planning on selling them thru i-tunes.
Will it have english subtitles?
Donkey slap, donkey punch, it’s all one love eh?
One love,
One heart,
let’s get together,
and punch all night
http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j208/robthekillingtree/falconpunch.jpg
there ya go
Fail, he’s not even making contact with the guy’s chin.
racist!
Does… Does this count as troll-ism? If so… *slowly grins with bloodthirsty look*
Snip away, Agita. Snip away.
*high pitch girly voice* yaaaay! 2 more for the collection!
P.s. I wish all trolls a happy agita >:)
this is awesome
FIRST!
*WRAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!* *slices foo’s jugular with rusty weed
Cutters and rips out his heart and force feeds it to him*
*castrates foo and helps him up and sets him free* blargh!
^
|
|____ Fail
Correct yourself before I do you next -.-
(woodis is pointing to Foo’s comment)
Please kill yourself, thanks.
this is just the referee signal for, “bitch, please!”
professionalism FAIL
The guy on the ground just wanted to know the time. He’s probably got a dinner-date or sommat.
It looks like he is showing him the time…
Player… fail.
Team… fail.
All my tax dollars to pay for this stinking team… FAIL!!!
The ref feeling your frustration and taking a stand… win?
knowing where tax dollars go fail
Looks more like a depth perception fail.
death perspective?
Depth of field compression by a long lens.
In the SEC
http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/blog/dr_saturday/post/Welcome-to-the-SEC-Stephen-Garcia-Signed-your?urn=ncaaf,115984
In the NFL
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/When-officials-attack-Umpire-lowers-the-boom-on?urn=nfl,130799
Talk to the wrist- Both sides win O:
Thats an owned picture
true, we don’t get much of these, so let’s enjoy them!
Punching fail? There’s a helmet, after all.
Check out the stories posted by Tom, a couple of threads up ^^^. They give a much better overall picture of what happened. Definitely a Ref Win, imho.
Off Topic: Happy Australia Day to all me mates down under!
Aussie Aussie Oy Oy Oy!!!
Happy Australia Day!!
Ok, enlighten us, what’s Australia Day?
Why is it Happy? Is that Aussie for Gay?
Did it get laid? Was she/he cute?
Do we get presents? Cake?
I won’t lie – the “cake” at the end disappointed me, Skwerrly. I thought you were going for an AABB rhyme scheme and was really enjoying it. You even had the rhythm down.
I would like to propose the following revision of the last sentence: “Do we get presents? And a pony, to boot?”
also happy lunar new year to all our Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Tibetan, Vietnamese, and Mongolian failbloggers
FALCON…
PAWNCH!
CHARLIE MURPHY!!!11
The sad part is that this 100% real.
This entire post is fail.
It says referee win and the picture says fail.
What’s the fail? The referee losing his temper, or him punching the players shielded face?
Beating up midgets is just plain wrong…
but undeniably hilarious…
Title Fail- The Referee is the guy in the white hat. The football official pictured is the Umpire.
So the Umpire strikes…I can’t do it.
The Phantom Umpire?
Falcoooon…
PAWNCH!!
racism win ^^
Title = Referee Win
Picture Caption = FAIL
WTF??? EPIC FAIL!
Wow, I’m surprised at the small number of people who have been able to tell this is just a kinda bad photoshop…
you idiot, there’s videos of it and dozens of other pictures like this one.
and besides, if you can photoshop something to look as real as a photograph, that’s not “kinda bad”, this would be the greatest feat of photoshopping ever.
yeah, it looks like a depth perception thing here.
take that helmet-man
To all Ram fans: I rest my case….
FALCON PAWNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHOW ME YA MOOS
YES
SHOW ME YA BOOBS
HEADING FAIL.
Notice it says Referee Win and Fail in the picture?
HAHA refs FAIL!!!!
fail fail you put win instaed of fail oh dear you fail
i dont get it
win:)
Its a win coz he punched a black guy
you see not all the refs are pussys
didnt know mexicans cared about football…j.k
[s]test[s]
fail blog fail
Chargers aren’t even playing. Epic fail noon
crazy
Fail Blog Fail
Referee wins but they posted fail