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Nothing like a body condom
where was he gonna shove his head???
i reckon it was for shits and giggles, not sexual gratification. why must authorities focus on the sex rather than rely on the fact that most people are just stupid looking for a laugh?
maybe its an effective mask?
Sexual safety is no laughing matter.
Laughing safety is no sexual matter!
Sexual laughing is no safety matter!
No sexual is matter safety laughing!
No matter, sexual is >>> safety (laughing)
in soviet russia condom F**K you
ppl, get a life
it’s not funny that a guy suffocates himself with a condom…
YES IT IS
It is funny. Not only that but he used the condom to is full potential. Won’t have to worry about any kids emerging from his gene pool.
sure they are stretchy but how did he not break it?
must have used XXL .
Never hear of the Darwin Awards? Hopefully he used a
condom every time and kept his “stupid” gene to himself.
but if the stupid gene were not passed down
to future generations, we’d miss out on so many
lovely fails!
Not true. There will be immensely epic fails like:
“Nuclear Technician FAIL!”
“Cure For AIDS FAIL!”
Maybe even
“Nobel Prize FAIL!”
Yeah it is… condons are made for safe sex!
he fails
Clearly, you have the sense of humor of a paintbrush.
best one ever!!
safety laughing sexual is no matter
I think this story proves otherwise, jhizzle.
Your mom was a safety matter last night…
It is when you’re on laughing gas, apparently.
I guess someone could be watching Perfect Hair Forever…
well, could’ve…
sorry but people do, do it for sexual gratification. some do smothering while others do it to themselves. can’t quite remember what it’s called.
yeah, but think about it. he had cans of oxegen/laughing gas next to him? you don’t take that stuff for sexual gratification. you just don’t. it makes you LAUGH. and, like with all drugs, if you are also stupid, you will do stupid things. like put a condom on your head in the fits of giggles, then loose control and sufocate yourself.
actually, gases is used in certain fetishes for sexual gratification.
this sounds pretty classic fetish gone wrong to me.
One of my exes used to buy something called whipits (I think that’s what they were called), they were basically little canisters of laughing gas that he would inhale and then “handle his business.”
buy a can of Reddi Whip. take a huff of the nitrous oxide that is left when all the cream is gone. thats a whippet.
haven’t heard of whippets in years! who does whippets anyway? too many good modern drugs; why waste ur time on a 5 second high.
So-called laughing gas (nitrous oxide) does not make you laugh any more then any other kind of mild sedative.
(auto-)erotic asphyxiation.
What does an automobile have to do with this?
The guy was car-jacking.
He was shifting gears.
Laying rubber, quite likely!
Cranking the shaft.
That was beautiful.
a r u serious? you fail
It’s called auto erotic sexual asphyixation.
I hope I spelled that correctly.
Whoops someone beat me to it. >.<
If you spelled it incorrectly would go on your permanent record?
Aaauuugghh. It. Would IT go on your permanent record – bukkit, please.
auto-erotic asphyxiation.
erotic asphixiation
agreed! mikey D and worm WIN
bollocks!
*squeeze*
Heeheehee.
*Moomins*
megalol
Its things like this that make you ask……….WHY?
it makes him a peonic moron
but what about that guy on youtube that blew up that weather balloon and then climbed into it – he was trying to get in without the air going out of it? – Maybe this guy saw that (maybe this dead guy happened before the weather balloon guy – maybe the weather balloon guy thought it was a good idea, but needed something bigger than a condom)
Trying to rob bank with new style stocking?
Sounds like he did it for a laugh, not for sexual gratification.
In a posthumous note, the man insisted he had not been playing a sex game.
In a posthumorous note, the man insisted no-one would get the joke.
In a postspumous note, the man insisted that the mushrooms were for his dog.
In a postfumous note, the man asked not to smoke in the house, as new curtains had just been hung.
In a postponderous note, the man monologued about how he was never in a low clearance fail with a delivery truck
In a postmonogamous note, the man claimed he had commited suicide as he’d had an affair and couldn’t be sure his girlfriend’s baby was his.
In a (hastily written) postclueless note, the man admitted that he had no idea why he had pulled a condom over his head.
In a preposterous note, the man’s kitteh is looking for some hoomin to feed him cheezburgers.
In a prepositionary note, the man claimed that what he did by himself, with himself, to himself was nothing to get het up about.
SHUT THE **** UP.
Chill pill, Alex?
In a costumous note, the man stated that he had only done it for the pleasure of dressing up.
In a posted note the man said he really wasn’t sure where the condom was supposed to go and that his girlfriend advised him to put it on his head.
Thus we see how this tragic event manage to occur.
This is why everyone should take sex-ed.
they will be putting new warnings on the back of the condom boxes…
You mean like “might contain nuts” as on a packet of peanuts
He put it on the wrong head.
banananana!
…banana phone?
you have dishonored my famiry… get out now…
Gumenasai?
porcupine!
have u seen my extinguisher? someone stole it… and named themselves “extinguisher swinger” or something =( sorry i’ve been away, i have been having exams agita! aand know i’m in uni again! i need you to hold the fort.
holy socks, “know” fail lol
Sox about ur extinguisher, I feel terrible. Holding up the fort
Will be impossible without it.
P.s. O hai
hmm, seeing as i can source tazers, a fire extinguisher wouldn’t be too hard to source…tell you what i’ll give it to you for free, but when the time comes, you have to be prepared to do something for the family? gottit? good?
*gives void fire extinguisher*
see? its shiny and new!
u must be the nerdyst nerd evar… u third wheel….
third wheel? on what? i’ll have you know that a third wheel is very important in the proper functioning of a car, so don’t knock it. oh and you are the: “nerdyst nerd evar…” seeing as you would read through a whole list of comments, and then find one that you can reply to and be a troll. i was just going along with the joke being polite, but you are really pushing my pledge to quit from tazers, so i’ll bring in the professionals.
*calls BFF*
hmm, what do you reckon of this one? low strength or medium strength?
*gives BFF tazers*
have fun
Thank you for the replacement. Maybe you could use the thrid wheel in a future fail about a car that is about to come up! I’m a mystic.
>_>;;
I think we already know this guy: It was Mr. Elephant Fail preparing for a new day on the job.
That reminds me of this movie.
http://i30.tinypic.com/2rnxzzm.jpg
Darwin award WIN
Lol, this definately deserves a Darwin award.
Don’t bother. This story is over a year old and the Darwin Awards website already has at least half a dozen rejected repeat submissions.
Still DarWIN in my book.
Why not call it a Dar”WIN”?
Exactly what I was thinking.
I vote for ‘Dar WIN’.
Photoshopped
maybe its a word document?
word document-ed.
sounds like a troll has documented…
*tazes Ninth*
*castrates Ninth with rustly old weed cutters*
aren’t we all getting a bit harsh on the trolls? can’t we just battle royal them?
Absolutely not… The Failblog Charter clearly states that any form of “Photoshopped” claim requires capital punishment. Any form of leniency shown will manifest in preventing the troll from reproducing. Therefore, Agita’s use of rusty old weed cutters is justified.
We could crop the trolls using photoshop?
And while we are at it, let’s spray p*nis all over their
Face and draw bad handlebar moustaches on them.
Why do we just give them condoms to wear?
*don’t.
(bukkit)
I have a thought…why have a gladiator-style tournament with all the trolls pitted against each other. The last troll standing would have the honour of being neutered/spayed, rather than dying like all the other trolls did.
*not
Darn typo.
just because someone calls photoshop doesn’t make them a troll.
This IS hard to believe after all. You’d need like a XXXL Magnum to get that shit to fit over your head.
TROLL:
One who purposely starts an argument which attacks others in any way while not listening to the arguments proposed by his or her peers; One who deliberately attacks a member of a group to get negative attention and start flame wars.
This person is going neither, so henceforth he is not a troll.
Sorry, you’ve misplaced your concern. Claiming photoshopped has, by common concensus, been determined as trollish behavior.
“Henceforth”? So he was a troll before?
And, amazingly, he still is a troll.
But, but…he is “going neither” – doesn’t that count for something?
nopers.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2007/11/15/man-killed-by-condom-89520-20109204/
I’ll photoshop YOU, you dirty kiddy fiddler
It’s not photoshopped, I remember seeing this in a newspaper in November 2007. It was hilarious then, and it’s hilarious now.
See for yourselves: http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?in_article_id=75718&in_page_id=34
He’d been better off leaving his head up his ass.
Its the final condooooooooooom!!!one!
dah nah naaah nuh nuh..
Da da da da daaaaah…
I thought in sex ed. they taught you that condoms were for use on bananas and test-tubes? Why on earth would you use one on a person?
I guess people would rather have the real experience…
There’d be less death if people stuck with potatoes as god intended.
He accidenty his head.
Yes, he definitely accidenty his head.
reply win!
Side effects may include: pain, rashes, leg injury, hair loss, albinosim, loss of limbs/organs, castration, increased chance of death by laserbeams, the apocalypse and gonnorhea.
Abstinence only at your school eh?
Wait…so albinos are the only people having sex who aren’t dying, in pain, or being mutilated? I think I have non-pigment envy.
The unknown man who was found hanging curtains in the house of the deceased was later on identified as a local vicar, police says.
he was also found to be in favor of potatoes and California Fresh Pine Wizz
Preparations for heist gone terribly wrong!
I’ve actually seen a guy do that. Not the dying part, but the first bit. He always was a bit strange. We never met again after that…
‘Not the dying part’ – clarification WIN! That made me laugh.
Was his name Howie Mandel?
Howie do it.
Over his head, of course.
Clearly the man was a genius. In tight financial times like these, this man figured out a way to never have unprotected sex again, and he did it with the use of only one condom. Think of the money he saved!
He’s also reaping the benefits of not having to pay taxes, rent, bills, buy food, or pay the oxygen tax that’s likely to be pressed upon us sometime soon.
Now, if only he’d donate some of the money he’s saved…
Darwin award…win?
No doubt a win for the human gene pool
please tell me this is some good photoshopping,
LMAO!!!
photoshopping as in photoshopping of a newspaper article, and changing it to something like that, just to note.
As opposed to photoshopping as in putting a condom over your head and suffocating?
Literalmente, asesinado por forro
(understandable only in Argentina, sorry)
or other countries where argentinians are dwelling
If I was in Argentina I doubt I’d understand it, never had a head for languages.
Just for condoms?
Hahahahahaha.
Yeah, I’m the dead guy in the article. These are my posthumous comments referred to in the thread up thar ^ somewhere.
I see it, you kind of look like Casper and you seem friendly. Makes perfect sense.
Thanks for that, now my boss is gonna wonder why I have coffee dripping from my nose. I actually lol’d hard at that comment.
Yeah, they made a clean job of it.
Jajaja. O más bien suicidio por forro, será que ni él se soportaba?
congratulations… You just won the Darwin Award !!
If a condom was trying to eat his head, why didn’t he just grab the hammer off the wall and defend himself?
Condoms protect you from Aids, not death.
Death protects you from AIDS, not hell.
And if you’re on the AYDS diet…?
Verdict: Misadventure.
So condom suffocation wasn’t the intended outcome?
I dunno about you but I intend to die from a cyborg penguin attack.
Zombie invasion suicide is so 60′s
He prefers Richard Cranium, thangkewvellymuch.
lol That took me a second to figure out… lack of sleep is grrrrrrrreat!
An additional fail is the lack of link to the online version of this article.
Only a man could be so stupid.
*Waits for the news article detailing woman dying from diaphragm ‘misadventure’*
“Pal Michael Young said: ‘She thought it would help her lose weight’.”
real news article fail
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?in_article_id=75718&in_page_id=34
If this is the most fun you can have with a condom, perhaps you’re headed out of the gene pool anyways….
I know, making condom animals is so much more fun.
And you do need a couple of blown-up condoms when you’re learning to swim in the gene pool. Mine’s a dolphin.
Safe sex my ass.
Yes, the ass would have been the better choice.
But why put a condom on a potato?
No, I think the idea is that you sit in the condom. Thereby protecting your ass from passing potatoes. Particularly at curtain-hanging time.
Gawd this is old… I’ve seen this dozens of times since it was originally reported in November 2007:
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?in_article_id=75718&in_page_id=34
He wish he would have stayed in the condom and not go out in the 1st place.
Cause of death: “Stupidity.”
DUPLICATE FAIL
One has to ask, was he alone? With a condom? This is a partner FAIL.
Or a Darwin WIN, depending.
FAIIIIL! ahahahahahhaa
wow, only in america??? Tho I wouldn’t put it past someone here in New Zealand!?!
Nope, England :S
And yeah its not impossible, I have seen people do it several times, hell turn on the telly about drunken brits abroad and you’d probably see it. Quite unlikely to have been sexual unless they didn’t print in the paper about how his pants were round his ankles when they found him or somet…
Gary,Ash,Brook… am I the only one noticed?
Darwin Awards win!
*note to self* read thread first, then post!
only in england, folks
And just imagine it… Someone, somewhere, is fapping to this.
I read “Ashbrook, of Newhaven, East Sussex, did it for [line break]” and was very, very disappointed to find that it didn’t end with “the lulz”.
he did it for the lulz
Thats how i want to die lol
Great that they published his name. Now his whole family has to leave town.
Wow ummmmmmmmm….. ok that’s uhhhh kida messed up well hopefully the gratification for it was great
Verdict: Misadventure….
there will be a new warning on the back of all condom boxes now because of this “misadventure.”
too true Hoe
sorry I was in your area of expertise City Hoe…
dude this comment implies that i might get around, not sure how i feel about that…I LOVE IT!
OOoOooOOooOOoOOoooOOooOOoOOOoooOOoOOoOoooOooOOoO
So you were the culprit who put the condom on the guys head and then flew to my house for some sweet Hoe love?
did you go down under?
really and truly???
no hoe and ryhming was intended
not how you spell rhyming!!!
damn i was getting all excited!!!
um so then did you at least get a peek? take your sous-vetements off?
yes but he did not as usual and not as uh… umm yea lol i was decieved
what the hell does that mean?
oh you know if you think hard enough…
I guess he got his last laugh.
LOL go look at the youtube video, ‘mr saftey puts a condom on his head’ IT FITS PERFECTLY mabye thats why he did it
Love the misadventure verdict. Textbook case.
I KNEW those things were bad news!
Darwin award FTW!
*drum roll*
i am condom man!!!!
Worthy of a Darwin Award!
Gary – profile name ‘ASHBROOKS123′ – died on Sunday 13th May 2007 while playing alone.
He had got hold of some Nitrous Oxide and use a bag over his head to breath it in. The gas sent him to sleep and the bag suffocated him
Gary had not had an easy life and he had been left HIV+ after an encounter that went sadly wrong.
He had finally found happiness in Brighton and was slowly rebuilding his future.
Oh jee-zus, I live in Eastbourne. This FAIL happened too close to home. I hope I never met this johnny loving gas master in the supermarket.
Thank you for this informative FAIL. Now I know not to try this at home
Omg D: wth
I googled the guys name and found a webpage dedicated to him D:
its http://www.tieemup.com/gary.htm
^guy from the article
im pretty sure this guy was into some kinky stuff
i love how concerned the newspaper are.
i want to see his tomb stone:
‘KILLED BY CONDOM’
i am from eastbourne, how had i not heard about this
i am from east bourne how did i never hear about this
I’m from Eastbourne too..damn! Has this been nominated for a Darwin Award?!
Protection my ass
SAFE SEX KILLS
double FAIL. (Safe Sex FAIL, too!)
.
:^
-_-
Maybe he just bled to death from using too small a condom… it never specified *which* head he put it on
omg that is epic fail
rubber condom fail?