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I get all firsty looking at this picture.
Drought restrictions lifted when the water completely covers the sign.
Dang, reverse nesting fail. was meant to be on the bottom.
that’s what she said
maybe someone wasn’t listening and flooded their lawn…
Who left the tap running?
Oh, …. sorry, I think it was me. *rushes to sink*
Blub blub globle bling >.<
Is it ‘thirsty’?
Or ‘firsty’ implying that you got here first? If so… *loads bazooka*
Well, I was sorta hoping I wouldn’t be first to add an extra layer to the joke.
it’s sad that you were required to explain that pun..
Fresh wet fail!
*PONDers whether a pun run is about to start*
I sense a lac of enthousiasm.
*throws the extra o back in the pool*
Don’t you just hate those dam typos?
We’ll let it go today… just call it water under the bridge, ok?
As long as the bridge doesn’t creek under-foot.
Heh, this is a very stream-of-consciousness thread.
This should prove whether still waters really do run deep.
It’s too soon for the punning to get bogged down.
I’m too swamped to pun.
Watch out, buggin, or the Failpolice with throw the brook at you.
I sure hope this thread hasn’t already reached its highwater mark, I’m just starting to enjoy it.
If we try rill hard I’m sure we can continue.
you guys suck
Dike. ^
Cry me a river.
I think Blah is retaining water. It would explain the runoff of witless comments.
He dried up even while making up a user name.
Blah’s reputation is mired.
Let us move on to new a pun focus in a rapid fashion.
I like the sound of that.
Yeah, good Idea, we were really babbling on with this thread.
Thread? I think the plot has thickened into a rope. or a good length of wire.
I’ve got the extinguisher ready.. just give me the nod.. i’ll start a swingin!
Crap! I’m late, what’d I miss?
…
HOLY, um -backs away slowly-
Is it still too soon?
NOW VOID, NOW!!
lol @ ‘dam’ typos.
I think that one was a damp typo.
Non-Sequiter bird is STILL non-sequiter…
non sequitur*
Oh what nonseq.
some people just refused to get it otherwise.
whether they get it or not, an important rule for punners:
Never apologize, never explain
Good rule for dictators, too.
and schizophrenics
and Cheney
Bah. He added some original expression, which makes it not a fail. Remember, “FIRST!” posts are bad because they don’t add anything to the thread. Kind of like your comment right now.
the water is only like 3 inches deep… tricky picture.
ah i see now… that brings about the question whether or not this was staged?
no, no i take that back. why would someone flood there lawn? or perhaps they put the sign out after it was flooded?
first who said second
first
well… my mom…
No, I believe that would have been your dad.
…with your mom.
Unless, of course, your name is Fry.
So his sister?
Would that make him his own aunt?
c-c-c-combo breaker!
u’re godlike
More like FailKing. Someone needs counting lessons again.
BFF! get your ass in here! we got an ‘F’ grade troll and his mom!
*hands bff tazer so he can get to work*
this should help, its a super strength grade tazer
This guy is just a minor annoyance. Not yet up to true troll status.
ah right, he didn’t type in all caps…
*hands BFF a lower strength tazer*
he did still say F*rst though, and he has to be punished.
it may be a minor annoyance, but ya know what i say, any annoyance is a good excuse for an ass-kickin.
Well…a lot of times during a flood the water is contaminated, so you have to conserve what you use through utilities, meaning a flood and a drinking water “drought” can and often do coincide.
first
D’oh.
sigh another one. you trolls are really causing BFF a headache you know…
flirt!
fail
well, it’s a first… damn, no pun intended >.<
I wonder if thats in Sydney
Because Sydney’s the only place with water restrictions?
The sign says it’s South Florida. But maybe it drifted to Sydney.
Those crazy Aussies and their weird English. I wonder if they know that we use Drought to imply the lack of water.
Down Under it’s kinda like Soviet Russia, not only the toilet flush goes the opposite way.
Out the bowl instead of down the drain? That’s called a bidet.
I once knew a girl from Calais…
…who surely thought limericks were gay.
(Happy, not homosexual. Roll with it…)
So she’d put a rhime …
…with no sense of time … ing …
… in her ass and called it a day.
…in a song to the tune of “My Way”.
Object insertion fail.
Rectal object insertion never fails, potatohead.
Comment nesting … win?
Weird english!? Fair dinkum mate, I ain’t got a clue what you’re on about! These accusations make me wanna chunder like I’ve just had too many shrimps off the barbie! Well that’s all from me. Hooroo to all you blokes and sheilas!
Australia fail.
Strine FAIL. (I’m allowed to adjudicate on that, since it’s my native dialect)
Kiwi fail
Onto new zealand already?
Kiwis acknowledge no masters.
ahh i see…
You didn’t mention the tucker box…
did someone say.. OWNED???
btw KENSOR
KENSOR did?
Yes, Kensor, the person that beat your idiotic ass into submission probably said “OWNED” while looking down at your mangled corpse. At least, we all wish that’s what happened just as soon as you posted that comment…
Still upset over that computer issue, eh LB?
Oh, you have no idea… I could really use some consoling!
There, there, LB. Have a cookie. And a *hug*.
OOOHHHHhhhh, cookies!!!! Oh, wait, that’s cookies with a ‘C’… I thought for a second it was with an ‘N’… Oh, well.
*HUGS*
Thanks, Judy! Oh, and by the by? Go Cards!
Blah has an intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
Calling a spade a spade? Hoe, hoe, hoe.
Good one Coyote! That is shear genius!
Perhaps an Ace of Spades?
*inserts non-secateurs reference*
*lopping off into the sunset*
Enjoy your cookies. All my “n” ookies are reserved for my favorite Steeler fan, anyway! Tee hee hee hee hee.
So, you’re a goer? You go? Wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more!
I said earlier that you had not reached troll status yet, but were a measly annoyance. You show ambition, but are still a measly annoyance.
my saying is still implied, old chump.
Watch the “chump” crap. That is a straight forward insult. This moves you to a slightly higher grade of annoyance than blah.
frist fail?
frist frist frist chirp chirp chirp chirp.
I am a cricket. Hop along. Failzor.
noot
woot noot noob boob bood good dood dud dad mad mam scam scum dum bum bam ham ram rap pap pop flop flip faip fail. Not all are words -neither yours.
LETS START A RHYME!!!
the dog was in a bog
havin a peacfulsnog
(COPY N PASTE N ADD )
yeah…no.
suck my ass :€
don’t be a jackass
and don’t play it smart ass
the game has just begun
are you ready to play it
READY TO LOSE IT ALL SURE U WANT TO PLAY IZ TAINTED LOVE
wtf.
ZAMGWTFEXBARBEEKEW
you were ‘this’ close to breaching copyright rules of the original saying.
Tradgedy…
If I explained the origin of ‘tradgedy,’ which btw involves a improperly
spelled tattoo, you’d all call me a troll.
Crap, just did it…
Kensor proudly produces butt sweets since 1996.
Uhm.. you spelt it wrong.. its KENSOR not Kensor :€
it’s it’s not its
:€
€:
Damn, i like those.
And turtles.
And Peace.
And Peas.
And Pies.
But no peapies.
Nor peepies.
Hooray for boobies!
Uh, Ronber, you wanted us to let you know when you’re doing it again….well, you’re doing it again.
Where are all of these obvious /b/tards coming from? Where is BFF’s tazer?
Hey servant, don’t you talk about Judy like that! I’m sure she only meant good.
gee! it’s a fish!
s!
t!
u!
disco stu likes disco music
snagglepuss likes stuffin stuff D:
ach! der der amerikan and his impertinent remarks
Please don’t make impertinent remarks about Americans. You don’t know where that idiot is from.
everyone is an american
What!? I could have sworn I was an aussie!
Aussie’s and their weird English… Here, when we say “American” we mean “from Australia”.
Everyone is an from Australia?
*changes username back*
And you call OUR english weird.
Sigh – not just your english but that’s a place to start…
mate, how dare ya! now gtfo.
Hehe, no offense meant by previous remarks. Aussie bashing (figureatively, of course) is a national pastime here though.
I R AUSSIE NO AMERIHAXOR D:
Muffin stuffin makes the best luffin
w! …shit, sorry…
Last!
orly
notrly
yarly!
prove it
Yes, you’re last… as in, the LAST moronic troll any of the regular posters here want to talk to.
Do I have to be a member to submit pics?
Yes. $19.95 a month payable directly to me.
…or, you could look at the top of the page where it says:
“Send Fail, Pwn and Owned pics and vids to failpictures@gmail.com All posts are user-submitted. (To add text to your image, use the lol builder, then email it.)”
Hmm paying sounds lk a safer alternative to drugs…
Crap… Had a good one.
No, just follow the link at the top of the page.
It will take you to Failblog City and the great and wonderful Wizard of Fail himself! It’s a long journey from here. Did you bring your picnic supplies?
If you have to ask then yes, you have to pay.
Yes. $19.95 a month payable directly to me.
Scam fail.
Nesting fail.
Pan to the right and you will probably see that table-boat guy.
You win the thread. Collect you prize.
I will NOT be collected.
Oh, the irony!
Oh, the irony!
The irony is that the water’s only a few inches deep.
Maybe it’s a imaginary drought?? Just like global warming.
Al Gore is offended!
Who gives?
Probably the result of global warming.
Somewhere in South Florida, a very pregnant woman’s water breaks…
I hope no one tries to drink it…
Your username always makes me want a creamy frothy shake in one of those tall glass soda fountain glasses with the shake mixer cup on the side with the leftover shake that doesn’t fit into the glass.
Really? It made me crave some butt sweets.
You’re just weird.
You’re tickets are in my pants.
Say its not true.
Your that concerned about Ryannon’s tickets are you?
I’m just worried that their lost.
They’re is know reason two bee worried about there location. There just over their, sea?
CRAP!!! Ok, I get that you guys are intentionally messing with the punctuation and grammar… but WHY?????
yOUR seaing things. I’ts awl wright four mi.
I dont no what’s you’re talking about.
(*your… as in you’re tickets are in LBs pants).
Isn’t it bad enough that trolls took over 4chan, why’d they have to come ere?
*oh, I sea. I thowt yew were messing, things up on porpoise. sOrree for the alARm.
shhhhh. Now you’re making me want one too
Photoshop’d
Your face is photoshopped.
This.
It’s opposite day again.
Again? I hate opposite day. I hope we don’t have to do what we did last time.
I know. I still haven’t found my glass eye. I think it rolled under your bed.
ach! das mookie is a fine specimen of der fruit!
Hahaha “das” Mookie must be thrilled to know that she is assexual.
and that´s horible
Can you tell me why “Busen” has a masculine article? I have never been able to figure it out!!
She’s a sexual what? Finish your blasted sentence.
Goddess, Coyote, goddess. Mookie is a sexual Goddess! You should have known that already!
That is certainly one of her facets. I thought that he might be addressing another.
LOL, aint it the truth! Good one!
RT
http://www.privacy-tools.net.tc
Do you reckon we should take bets on how many comments like this are made before the initials actually match up with the username?
If we did what would you bet
A case of Popsy?
Why is it I tried three times yesterday to do a comment with a link to the definition of what a pun is; some idiot had never come across one apparently; and all three were deleted? This specimen inserts a blatant ad link and it stays. Coyote is not pleased.
This appears to be a blatant TOS violation. I can’t find a quick way to report it though.
TOU violation rather. Still uncool though.
Not sure why it didn’t work
http://www.answers.com/topic/pun
Coyote – check out the page source code and see how it’s all configured
Now see, yours stayed. Mine hung around for a couple of minutes then vanished in a puff of acrid smoke. It was a simple link, like your, to a wiki.
*inserts s*
Ooohh – careful where you insert that!!!
*watches*
*Times*
*Dispatch*
*Receives*
Wow, you don’t know how to play this game do you?
Sheesh.
hehe – probably not
Bonus points for taking criticism well!!
I don’t mean to be overly snarky today, sorry.
lol – is late in the working day for me so mind isn’t quite up there with it –
home to dindins for me I think
Fluffy has me listening to Love Shack trying to determine if it’s rusted or rusty.
It’s “rusted”. I had the tape in high school. I wore it out. This was just before CD’s were popular. I killed a number of tapes in my day.
I just told Fluffy I have listened to that phrase on my CD approximately fifteen times and the most I will concede is “rusteh”. I refuse to believe I’ve sung it wrong and no one has corrected me.
Click my name. I looked it up. Of course, THEY could be wrong.
Your clicky isn’t working so I tried looking it up myself.
*Sobs*
I have no idea why that didn’t work. Don’t feel bad, you should find the site where they list the most often miss-sung (I meant to say that) song lyrics. It’s hysterical!
Have you ever heard people try to come up with the lyrics to Louie Louie? It’s almost an ink blot test.
That’s almost an unfair song to point out! The ORIGINAL PERFORMERS didn’t even know the words!
LOL Sorry Marius… didn’t mean to make you listen to that song…
A few years ago some bored state congressman tried to get Louie Louie to be our state official Rock song. Didn’t work out.
Addendum: Avis the original performers probably can’t remember that whole time period.
You’re probably right! I’d say there’s a decade or two missing from their memories. That’s one hell of a blackout!
The scene: A middle class living room of a sixty-odd year old.
The time: Now
The man is looking through an old scrap book of his that he has just uncovered.
He speaks: I was a major rock star in the sixties?! And I missed it!
His next sentence: I’ll never forget what’s his name, that fellow, him and the other guy.
They probably didn’t know what they were singing WHILE they were singing it.
Marius, I left a cautionary tale on the redundancy fail for you sister-in-law. Please read it.
*times*
This FAIL works better with the score from Inconvenient Truth playing in the background.
Is that a gator?
JESUS CHRIST!!! GET IN THE CAR, IT’S A GATOR!!!!
it’s a man-bear-pig! It’s serial!
And for the love of God, get that handicapped person away from it!
no, no. leave him be. This is what he wants. The gator has complete control of his mind now.
I would have sworn this was in Bucharest, Romania….
Avatar fail
Opinion fail.
Opinion fail? Arrogance WIN!
Gawd, another cards fan…..sheesh.
I can’t believe I’m the first to mention this (considering the amount of nerds that post on this site), but…
This is NOT a fail.
Flash floods are a major threat during severe drought conditions. When the ground is extremely dry, it takes a little bit before it will start to soak up the water. Thus, a single decent rainstorm after a month or more of drought can lead to exactly this kind of situation.
If you don’t believe me, try this: Take an old very, very, dry sponge – one that really shrunk down and crispy. It’s probably dried into a sort of slightly curved bowl shape (they usually do). In the center of that bowl shape drop about a tablespoon of water all at once. You’ll notice the water will just pool there for a split-second or more (or simply pour off the side) before the sponge starts soaking it up. Now imagine the same thing on a much much larger scale and you’ve got yourself a flash flood.
And it’s dangerous too. Depending on the circumstances (how dry the ground, the volume of rain, the shape of the terrain) the situation pictured could have occurred in less than an hour. Now imagine if there was a road under there. That’s why generally more people are killed or injured as a result of flash floods than any other storm conditions.
tl;dr
tl; where is the exit?
Esta en mi pantalones, por que?
Because you need 3 signs pointing to it. It is the law.
*elbows Lou aside* I’m the law in these here parts, and LB’s pants are in full compliance.
I am not concerned about the exit signs, but about these 3 entrance signs he has in the back. I do not remember anything of this on the law!
You shoulda read, Lunch. He’s got an experiment you can do with the ShamWow.
He’s just a freaking retard. This is an example of a lazy Floridian not taking the time to go get the sign out of his yard before rainy season started. You see this kind of laziness all the time down there.
Hydrology explanation WIN!!!
Pertinent information fail. In attempting to over-explain hydrology and flash-flooding, alftuba has neglected to actually LOOK at the picture. This is, clearly, not in an area prone to either drought or flash-flooding. The grass on the edges of the water is most often found in wetlands and similar higher water-table areas.
Hehe – you beat me to it.
Yup. Flash floods are common in the “dry” desert. The land is flat and hard. When the rains come, the water can’t soak into the ground, so it starts spreading out in sheets. Any depression fills with water very quickly. If you are in a dry canyon when these flash floods come barreling across the flat desert, when the water finds the canyon and all starts pouring down into it you can drown before you realize what’s happening.
Very good, you can rehash a wikipedia page. Would you like a prize for your mediocre efforts?
I didn’t even look up the wikipedia page.. As for you…originality recognition fail!
seriously? I learned that from a book I read back in elementary school that was a work of fiction and involved an orphan in Mexico almost getting washed away by these flash floods. Fail
If it doesn’t rain in a month it’s a severe drought? What rain forest do you live in?
This is a sign that someone failed (notice the root word fail?) to remove when it no longer applied.
Your Mr. Science technique needs work too. If you are going to try to talk down to me, at least be correct.
lol! gutted
As any South Floridian will tell you, how much water is lying around on the ground doesn’t make an iota of difference whether there’s enough water to drink or water your lawn with.
Does one need to water ones lawn when it is underwater?
Only if you’re an octopus and you live under the sea in the shade.
Or a fluffy fish.
I’d like to be under the sea, in Fluffy Fish’s garden in the shade…
cool
now i nest next to access24h *locks door and hides*
Well, the good news is, the drought’s over.
FAIL ftw!?
I know this looks like a massive fail, but we’ve been on level 5 water restrictions here because of nearly 7 years of drought. Finally, just in the last 6 months, we’ve been getting decent rain, and with recent cyclones and some flash flooding and crazy storms, we’re slowly getting back to normal.
I hate to rain on your fail parade, but well, I could point you to a dozen signs like that still just in my town and yet we’ve been cut off twice with floodwaters in the past few weeks. The signs and water restrictions will disappear when our dams are back to being practically full. Now you kids, get off my (flooded) lawn!
I’ve been in similar situations. Happens all over Queensland, Australia, where I live. Just because its raining in the area where the restrictions apply, it doesn’t mean that it is raining in the catchment area.
Last year we were on level 5 (or maybe even six) restrictions and my cousin, who lives about an hour’s drive away had his house washed away in a flash flood.
Wow, that is a dramatic change in weather.
Photoshop BEST
Clueless worst.
How ironic is it that I’ve drank two bottles of water in the past 30 minutes…
Really this isnt a fail. This is a win in my book
How is that a fail. I live in South Florida and those signs were posted months ago. It looks like it just fell in a canal.
For the information of all and sundry:
’114.3 per cent’ of Queensland weather-beaten
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!11!1!1!!!1 W00T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111!11!!11!!
Drought my ass T_T
Bet thats where the guv’nor of the Pilot pub gets his beer from
omg that’s so hilarious! It’s too good, almost like someone stuck one of those signs in an area where there was already a few feet water, making the situation look genuinely ironic to cover up how contrived it actually was! LOL!!
Warning- Severe fail in effect. Mandatory laugh restrictions are in effect.
sprinkler fail?