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Cake.
Fake!
Bake!
rake!
Wake!
Flake!
Make!
Daniel Craig!
George Lazenby!
Basil Rathbone!
Drake!
Chuck Norris?
god
LET ME HELP YOU IN THAT CAR TO GET OUT OF IT
WAIT A MO!!
I TAKIN A PIC FIRST!!
Kinda makes me wonder if anybody took a picture
of the fella that took this picture.
Obviously not, because then you’d get that weird sort of infinity thing happening like when you look in two mirrors on two opposing walls. Jeez, think about it.
somebody already took a picture of a guy takeing a picture of it, unless you are talking about someone takeing a picture of the guy takeing a picture in this photo, in that case i did and my friend took a picture of me just because we are bizzarre like that.
SO that makes
a picture of the car
a picture of someone takeing a picture of that car
a picture of a person takeing a picture of that car
and
a picture of someone takeing a picture of someone takeing a picture of the car
…
did you follow that?
Don Adams!
Missed it by that much.
I’m gonna be late boss!
no people… is just Bucharest and is very real
i swear its real. the picture appeared in a newspaper!
IT IS FROM BUCHAREST.
ROMANIA !! yeah baby, this is how we do it… idiots
)
lake
Mistake!
Awww, mine got lost in the comment nesting!
It’s okay, there will be other opportunities. This isn’t like Hale Bopp where it only happens once in the existence of time. It comes around again and again like Mookie on prom night.
Baby sneezes
Mummy pleases
Daddy breezes in
That sounds so good on paper.
Ofcourse its a Dacia, ur lucky if ya step out of it alive.
Every day you walk out alive from a Dacia is a good day !!
iz not fake. i seen it in newspaperz. Bucharest, Romania
not fake. it;s in Romania.unfortunately we have some of the biggest idiots here:))
Oreo.
Pizzelle.
Churro.
Canoli?
Croquembouche.
Dolce di Fichi.
Salmone Affumicato con Gamberetti
Well, now I’m really hungry.
C-C-Combo Breaker!
M-M-M-Monster kill!
Holy ****!
DOMINATING!!!!!
K-K-K-KATY
where is she when you need her
GOD LIKE!!!!
Crazyness.
Croquemouche.
Ferme la bouche.
Ferme ta gueule.
Firm and Round.
Leave the gun, take the canolli.
The double-tram-ambush. That’s an idea for the remake.
One of Clemenza’s best lines…. that and “oh Pauly? We won’t be seein him anymore”
Clear example of when a man is first and has nothing clever and witty to say. You cheated your way up there huh punk?
*Resetti music starts to play*
Clear example of someone who is dead jealous of the guy who posted first but didn’t post “first”.
Clearly an example of a fish who is fluffy.
Don’t hate, it’s not pretty.
Birthday cake!
Apropos of nothing, I’m now officially 20.
Happy Birthday, titaniumspork!
*hands over present*
Congrats! Be it ever so humble, there’s no day like your birthday!
Have some ice cream with your cake. I hope you like fudge ripple.
P.S.: Will you be changing your name now?
Wow. I feel slow. I just realized that’s what it could be seen as. XD I just like the number 19… but sure, why not?
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday!
*opens present* Ooh, a game of Ball Busters and a Wunder Boner! Thanks! Do I get to ride in a Zorb, too?
Heard it was your birthday and got you some sweets
*hands over present*
omg what could it be? .l.
Happy Birthday TitaniumSpork20!
*squeeze*
*SQUEEZE back* ^_^
Happy Birthday!!! Now you can no longer use the excuse “But I’m a teenager!”
I’m stopped being a teenager long ago and still use that excuse.
Are you?
*snort* My mom and brother use it more than I do…
…oh god, does this mean I have to pretend I’m an adult? *terror*
Look at the adults the world over. It will remove the terror. I’m 51 and still pretending to be an adult.
Lord no! I still haven’t figured out how to successfully pretend to be an adult. And I’m 34!
You are a mere child.
But at least you know how to pretend!!
I’m still working on that.
Working with preschoolers helps. They all believe that you actually know what you are doing. Trusting souls.
The kids out here are all more worldly than most adults. They are awfully skeptical of ANYTHING I say.
Does it say anything to you that some of the first preschoolers that I taught are now your age or older?
You’re still younger than my mother. And only have three or four on my new beau. You’re not old.
Years. You have only 3 or 4 YEARS on the new beau.
*sigh*
I can’t avoid the bukkit any longer. Where is it?
*shows avis bukkit*
here you go. its all yours for 500 yen!
No wonder it’s slow today – everybody is at your party!
Cheers.
Hee! *hugs* Thank you!
Happy Birthday Ti! Congratulations!
Thanks! ^_^ *hugs all*
sorry, i haven’t been able to wish you a happy birthday, but here goes: Happy birthday to you! hope you have a good one, with many more to come!
congrats. i could be your dad. that’s quite an honor.
Er… if you say so. Thank you!
Thanks, everybody! *has warm fuzzies*
It’s really nice to get congratulations here. I’m wary about telling people at my school, because the tradition is that you get thrown in the pond on your birthday, and there’s ice on that pond. But still, thanks!
Happy Birthday TS20! *hugs* *balloons*
Happy Birthday, titaniumspork20!
*converts icy pond into hot tub*
Happy birthday to you
do you smell shit cause i do
have everyone check their shoes
god that smell’d make the news
-helps blow on candles-
I’m an expert at blowing!
The Cake is a Lie!
Nubcake
Shake!
Failnd
*Female Passenger* I told you to pull over for directions!
*Male passenger* This is the last time I let you drive!
*Neutral passenger* I don’t have a strong opinion in either way on the subject.
*Hermaphroditic passenger* I should have taken the subway…
*Moomin passenger* SQUEEZE!
*Heterolsexual passenger” That shit looks tight!
*Sexual passenger* Sandwich!
*Asexual passenger* I’m not getting anything out of this.
*Hungry passenger* Sandwich?
*Ambivalent passenger* I can’t decide about this!
*Reticent passenger* -
*Metrosexual passenger* oh my gawd!
*parental Passenger* See you even screwed this up to, thank god you mother isnt alive to see this, you should be more like your brother HE wouldnt have let this happen!
*dead terrorist* I KILL you!
SILECE…
LOUD OISES
I’M RO BURGADY, CHAEL 4 EWS. YOU STAY CLASSY, SA DIEGO
OW THAT”S SOME FUY SHIT!
WHAT HAPPEED TO ALL THE ” “s?! OOOOOO!
No wonder they crashed, they have way too many people in the car
*Clown passenger* Nice and roomy in here, isn’t it?
*paying passenger* Move over, it’s my turn to drive.
*worried passenger* Are you sure we’re not too tall for that bridge?
*not the passenger* Cash, ass or grass – nobody rides for free.
*removes wallet from back pocket*
Well, that sure narrows it down.
*copilot* Better bend over and lube up then.
“Schizophrenic Passenger” Who do you think I am? Do you think I am who?
*German passenger* You should have let ME drive!
*Cramped passenger* This car is getting crowded.
*Democratic passenger* I think we still had Hope back there, had we Changed lanes.
*Republican passenger* At least we’re okay. Think what could have happened to our Family if we hadn’t Stayed the Course!
*Soviet passenger* In Soviet Russia car crashes you.
*claustrophobic passenger* AWWWWWWWWWWW!
*Rabbid passenger* (plunger) DAAAAAAAAW!
*Zombie passenger* BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS!
*pirate passenger*
AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
*sleeping passenger* ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
*Dead passenger*…………
*German passanger* I’m squished! I need more liebensraum!
*child passenger* are we there yet?
*British passenger* I say, sticky wicket. Sticky wicket, indeed.
*French passenger* Putain de merde !
*New York passenger* What the **** just ****ing happened there? I’m gonna ****ing speak with my ****ing lawyer. Those ***of a ******* are gonna ****ing pay!
*ICHC passenger* I don think dis iz rite…
*failblog passenger*
Where’s the bukkit? and the innuendo machine?? this car should have an innuendo machine!!
*Sheepish passenger* “Thank ewe very much, baaaaahhhht I’m going to take a taxi from here”.
*cowed passenger*
come on everyone, lets moove out of this dump!
*snort*
I’m glad I wasn’t drinking anything
*German passenger* Abwrackprämie!
*observant passenger* These threads are going everywhere. Please form an orderly pun run.
*romanian passenger* Pula mea! Emigrez!
AHHH!!! What am i doing in this car?!! I vowed to not use any sort of modern technology!
But you would use an Amish Heater, act now while supplies last.
made from scratch!
*Not a passenger* Can I have another one without onion please?
Looks like a case of a squishable object versus two immoveable objects.
5th
Fail
Tom Tom gone horribly wrong.
perhaps tomtom did this on purpose. revenge of the tomtom.
IN 3D!!!
Directed by Quentin Tarantino!
Staring Steve Buscemi.
“Have some more kids whydontcha!”
Is Retaba in that flick?
Yes, not a big part. But it’s the scariest part of the movie.
Steve Buscemi staring at me.
Not fake … just romanian
I think it is fake, the car’s windscreen should have shattered when the front deformed.
No, no… It is fake. Obviously that watch was not in the original picture.
If you look really closely you can see they photoshopped the mouse out of the sushi platter in the back seat.
Fake. You can clearly see the car is not enjoying this and just faking it.
Auto-erotica Eiffel Tower???
And burst into flames.
Like the above poster said, this happened in our dear Bucharest.
OH GAWD ITS SO FAKE WHY IS THERE A BIG FLOATING WHITE SIGN THAT SAYS FAIL ON IT?!!!
does anyone recognize the city? it’s in europe somewhere, but i wonder where. it could be in the east, as the car is a dacia logan and they make them in romania and sell them in france for renault…
any suggestions?
it’s in romania, bucharest…
thks man
Also, I think it’s at the Carol – Mosilor intersection.
VIVA LE BUCHAREEEEST! i can see this (funny) sh*t almost every day on my way to work. the city on unlimited FAIL opportunity
look here for more details
Some go this way… some go that way… but as for me, myself, personally… I prefer the short-cut.
That’s one hell of a parking spot.
don’t you mean one hell of a parking job? this person must be a whiz at parallel parking!
stuff
pffft. more like parking fail. or maybe … short cut fail?
This looks a lot like that scene from Planes, Trains, and Automobiles.
[waking up after sharing the same bed on the motel]
Neal: Del… Why did you kiss my ear?
Del: Why are you holding my hand?
Neal: [frowns] Where’s your other hand?
Del: Between two pillows…
Neal: Those aren’t pillows!
ummm… perhaps that’s NOT the scene you had in mind. Moving along!
“When Trains Attack IV”
IN 3D!!
IN 4D!
It’s from Romania, so its true!
) nice car 
It is not from Gabon, therefore it is False.
first????? aww
You may now remove the label ‘wannabe’ from your name. You are now a troll.
Where are those lazy ass troll hunters? Are they off on the weekend?
After bigger game.
I think that we have been giving out the title of Troll too easily. We should differentiate between true crappy attitude trollness and simple twitidness. Standards must be maintained!
BFF knows a troll when he sees (reads) one. I’ll defer to his judgement.
coyote is right. We should make new categories of trolls, and use them.
For example:
FIRST trolls
PHOTOSHOPED!!?!!! trolls
*masturbates* trolls
etc., etc.
Will there be grades of trollness? Are some trolls worse than others?
There are. Persistant trolls, like DrDr and sausage, will be grade A trolls, while first – time trolls, who have made their debut by *masturbating*, or FIRSTing, will be grade F trolls. They go up as they become more annoying.
*masturbates first whilst thinking of photoshopped trolls*
…you frighten me….
It frightens all of us. That’s why what I’m about to do is necessary.
*FOOOOOM!s with tazer-cattle prod*
Ahem. Let’s leave the *FOOOMING* to those so equipped.
ah, seeing as i have reformed from my tazer addiction, can i become BFF’s official supplier of troll-grade tazers? please?
—–
“strategist – a more powerful tazer coming out almost every day!”
I tend to think of true trolls as individuals who have gone beyond annoying and are now truly offensive. A good test is if the offender is deserving of a mere slap up alongside their head, the mere twit; or cries out to have your foot boosted so far up their backside that it bruises their tonsils, the true troll.
What about Anpu and his alter ego? C or D grade troll?
He is a douchebag, beyond troll status.
Understood, thanks…umm…are there different grades of douchebag?
Yes, there are varying degrees of douchebaggery.
you’re the ambitious type, ain’t ya?
trollin aint easy
It sure ain’t pretty either!
Shut down all the garbage mashers on the detention level!
SHUT DOWN ALL THE GARBAGE MASHERS ON THE DETENTION LEVEL!11eleventy!!
Oh no! Listen to them! They’re dying, R2. Curse my metal body! I wasn’t fast enough. It’s all my fault! My poor master
Woo dee doot daap beep doot deet deet. Blaat doot weet doot.
I chill in tight space, got train all over my face.
My backpack’s got jets!
You would be Boba the Fett.
Do u think her insurance will cover it?
What insurance? That’s the cheapest car in Romania. Yes, that picture is from Bucharest, Romania. The traffic is horrible.
that’s probably why they have trams
But they probably save on gas. Imagine just being wedged between two buses and being carried to your destination. Take your foot off the gas and glide.
downsize fail
Here we see a wild tram and her mate surround their prey…
The Ambulances will have to wait…
They’re being chased off by fire engines.
hehee…..now what color were those red fire engines…i can see ‘em…all red and everything
“honey, that’s not what i meant when i said i wanted a subway sandwich”
you mean packaging fail?
Looks like someone tried to pull a Night Bus… only they can’t, as they are in a car.
Stupid wizards….
Bucharest, Romania.
your mom’s a bucharest
hey, so what if she is? does that give you the right to insult her?
Dear,sweet Romania :X
You gotta love our country
XDXD
Are you forcing us to? I mean, do we have a decision in the matter? Is it a prerequisite to get the job? Will the lives of our first born children depend on it? Why? Justify your mandate that we gotta love your country.
and they havent seen other “tramvai” clips
D
Jagshemash!
It’s funny because i live in that country.
No, it’s funny because that car got squished there.
Living where the fail took place is the personal cherry on top.
Nothing funny ever happens here.
I like my cherries on the bottom. They pop better that way.
i like my cherries one on each side
and the red car agrees with me
logic win!
It`s real… it`s in Romania – Bucharest.
I believe that fact has been pretty well nailed to the wall for all to read.
So many Romanians on failblog. Who knew? Oh yeah, and the Welsh, lots of Welsh here too. Ethnocentric? I think not.
It would be interesting to get a population map. A survey?
How about a Pole instead?
Outstanding
As soon as we bring a pole in, some dumb blonde will try sliding down it and bok herself on the head. Not a good idea, insurance is expensive on failblog as it is. We are still recovering from the rate hike caused by that fire in 2004.
Catholics brought a Pole and we made him Pope. Don’t know that he ever landed on his noggin though
Why do you think he was always stooped over? Too much pole dancing, not enough safety practiced. He landed on his pirogi.
Only in ROmania, gentlemen
In EUrope?
I knew this stuff doesn’t happen in AMerica.
I love their lettuce.
Lettuce not go there. Leaf it alone.
humor fail
Name needs explaining fail
I beg to differ, woor (?) I smiled out loud.
He spelled “moron” wrong.
he spelled whorrible wrong
I like how people are just standing around taking pictures of it.
I know! they should be like pushing the trains to the side with their bare hands and get that car out!! buncha heartless …
Romania, simply surprising.
Is that their latest tourist slogan?
Yep, you guessed it
I preferred their old slogan: “What happens in Romania… no really, anyone know?”
hehe. Good one!
Comment Review says: Two thumbs up!
Thanks comment reviewer! XD
*sigh* Yeah…
this is old tho, I think I saw it on the news
Failz0r
it’s actually quite possible to smash a car on both sides WITHOUT popping the windshield. it has to do with the reinforcemend of the side pillars, which, in theory, make it harder to crush the passenger cabin.
Can you prove that theory by doing it and videotaping it while you are inside the car and then have your widow submit the video in for failblog voting?
“WTF? Those trams came out of nowhere!!!”
No dynamic updating of replys. FAIL
RSS feed. PASS
I have to agree. Yet another sloooooooow day for Failblog.
Not as slow as it appears. The SOB blog monster has ate three of my comments! Who else has been devoured without a trace?
Me… couple of mine are gone forever… *sob*
So sorry, we had things to do today. It happens every now and again.
Catch up on your sleep, Avis?
Not yet, I went grocery shopping. I’m just taking it easy for the rest of the day. I am NOT going out tonight!!
Ditto.
Have a relaxing evening.
OH cool….off to your blog to catch up on recipes
OK…back….I have already seen the latest recipe…..
pacing….pacing….waiting for some new recipe……
Chill, it’s been a full week. I will give you a hint though. The new one will include lavender. Both in flavor and in color.
Ooh, I love purple things.
Your Lavender chicken was a major hit with me. I’ve made three times so far.
Wow! I had no idea! I’m glad you liked it! I am making chicken tomorrow, just not the lavender kind. This one will have thyme, onion, and a bit of garlic. Leftovers are going to e turned into a pot pie.
How one handles the gravy is all important in a pot pie. I try for something between a pasty and soup. Don’t often succeed though.
I plan on adding a bit more chicken stock AND some flour (and cream) to get enough of it. Seasoned of course. I’m pretty good with gravy. Amazingly.
I love a nice thick gravy in a pie
I’m going to pretend you’re talking about food.
I’m not *wink*
Two Trains, One Car
….and a pizza place
A love story for the 21st Century.
ryannon….it is so much larger than the 21st century…it’s even bigger than Obama’s love for Michelle….it’s such a wonderful story perhaps the story could be directed by Ron Howard
Could it star Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan?
this is the work of chuck norris
Did he take the car and shove it between the trams? or did he take one train in each hand and slap the car on both sides with them?
in all fairness, its a great way to save gas
The Romanian answer to “drafting”
You saw The Fast and the Furious. You were lured in to the sequel Tokyo Drift. And now the last corner in this beautiful trifecta…Romania Draft. Instead of outracing your opponent, you have to get in tighter spaces with less safe cars. Siskell and Ebert gave it 2 thumbs up and a boney finger.
Romania!
An Eastern European country!
Home of Dracula!
Tarzan!
Flipper
Mr Magoo!
Kool-Aid!
Spam
Gypsies!
God know Romania is my country….
knows, typo
knows typo!
Typo Negative?
……or God NO!!!! Romania is my country
nose typo! oh nose!
Typo Knows.
Is Typo all knowing?
I do not!
No I do not!
No I do not! stop accusing me of things!
not seeing my comments fail
:’(
CHUCK NORRIS
..could drive that car out of there. With one hand.
Wait, I think I see a head behind the car. Should have known that all he had to do was hit the ground really hard.
Pfft – Chuck Norris could drive that car out of there with no hands.
Mr Bean!
The comments on this site are worst than youtube’s…lol
Either a nesting fail or a reply fail.
worst? or worse…..worst than?
bratwurst
Haha that happened last time too, it happens when I’m tired and about to go to sleep for the night, but…
Noes@!@ I mades a typoz lolz like cat = funny picture make laugh not.
fail
fail
fail
a car sandwich! http://www.negars.blogspot.com
camera phones win
I think this caption should actually be “driver fail”
Bucharest traffic…
Singapore spit…
dammit, void! i told him not to chase that troll between the trains! but noooo! “he stole my sammich”….
Romania, dearest home country.
Embarrassing as usual.
First the gypsies invade Italy and Spain, and now we end up on fail blog..
ROFL xD
That really is a Kodak Moment win for those guys with the camphones, though.
Whoops! Clearly not a good place to be!
RT
http://www.privacy-tools.net.tc
ouch!! the car seems in a hurry than the train..
grammar, the real reason Americans hate foreigners
Bucharest, Dacia Logan and RATB
hei,it’s not fake..this pic it’s from Romanian and the car is DACIA!!!
I bet the driver was a women (both the car and tram)
And all the passengers were women too! (Except from one man, but he was super gay.)
shitwaffles
BUKKAKE!!
This is from my country, Romania, I’ve seen it on the news LOL
This is Romaniaaa!!!
lol se vede ca e in romania =))
pretty old fail
CANDLEJACK
ALSO I JUST LOST THE GA
Georgia doesn’t need a ‘the’ in front of it, and how the hell did you manage to lose a state?
This is Romania =)) Bucharest all da way…roflmao…
Shortcut fail
darn those fat buses! lol
it’s so sad for me that this takes place in Romania…and this is not the only case like this…
Real life – worse than movies.. surely not proud of living in such a country
U know..it does happen in Romania, Bucharest..and that’s not only because we are crazy drivers…but also because of the way the streets are built…
I mean here in US, u don’t really have streets like these and if u do, they are in the big cities, where this fail might happen too…
Only in Bucharest! And of course no one cared to help the stupid bastard but take pictures; it’s almost mandatory…
i never tought i’d see this here… unfortunately..it’s made in Romania..the new country of all posibilities=))
You are absolutely right about the stupid music the romanians listen!
now that’s scary..
dammit! i TOLD you to take a left!
That’s Dacia logan crashed…EPIC FAIL !!!
ROMANIA FTW PPL!!!
hahaha
cool 
I am 99.9% sure that this photo was mad in Romania =Þ.
and that’s more than half
life fail
)
Instant classic right from Romania.
just… lol
Okay. It is here. I’ll wager that the original pops up after a bit, just to tick me off.