well, don’t worry, if you had said F*rst, you would have had to be shoved in the troll cage…so even when you are f*rst, don’t say that you are, rather say something witty/ comprehensibe/ intelligent.
why thank you. this has been a warning to all trolls who thought they could post “F*RST” without being tazed/ punished. Well, we have a message for you*puts on new inspector clusseau voice*: Troll! we will catch you you! you cannot run! you cannot hide! Because justice is justice, and Failblog is Failblog!*takes off new inspector clusseau voice* thank you.
The trolls, as a rule, do not bother to read such announcements, even when doing so would greatly benefit them. Alas, we are left with little recourse but to FOOM them or glower at them. Both are, I am told, highly effective.
but..but…what about tazing??? has that fallen out of fashion since i was not here? BTW, i didn’t bother to visit failblog, because of that wierd layout that they had a few days ago, so i may have missed what happened here…
Trolls can’t read anything that isn’t in caps. Block letters are the only thing simple enough not to be lost in translation in the optical nerve. They also do not understand punctuation as it is too small for their stunted eyes. I shall translate.
WELL DONT WORRY IF YOU HAD SAID F*RST YOU WOULD HAVE HAD TO BE SHOVED IN THE TROLL CAGE SO EVEN WHEN YOU ARE F*RST DONT SAY THAY YOU ARE RATHER SAY SOMETHING WITTY COMPREHENSIBLE INTELLIGNET.
if anyone noticed, the rest of the sign is in another language. also, butt is a caste in pakistan, if you mention this to a person of that caste, they would probably kick your “butt”
I guess you’d have to look at the post times to get my “F” word attemt. It was 7:02 am here (4:02 post time) and I was up all night cleaning, cooking AND, of course waiting to be first. (5 second late fail:( )
Mmm I wonder if we stuffed some brown sugar, a little cream, cinnamon, coconut and some pecans up in the Vicars rectum, then shoved a whisk up in there and stirred it up, leave it for a while and let the body heat do the cooking if we would get a nice sweet potato casserole like grandma used to make at Thanksgiving.
Just to correct you culturally insensitive scumbags, it’s mis-spelt in English – it should have been written ‘Bhutt’ – try saying ‘buh-hutt’ together really fast, with the end of the first syllable flowing into the beginning of the second.
But it is funny though.
In fact, in Forest Hill in London, we used to know some people who ran a car parts shop. It was called ‘Butt Motors’. Hilarity ensued.
Look, you lil contradicting douche, not only are you laughing at the exact same thing that we’re laughing at, you are also calling us names while doing it.
In my opinion, if someone puts up a sign in English, they should know what the hell they’re writing. If they wanted to write Buh-hutt, that’s what they should have written.
She bop–he bop–a–we bop
I bop–you bop–a–they bop
Be bop–be bop–a–lu–she bop,
I hope he will understand
She bop–he bop–a–we bop
I bop–you bop–a–they bop
Be bop–be bop–a–lu–she bop,
Oo–oo–she–do–she bop–she bop
Copy and paste this message onto at least 5 fails in the next 10 minutes or you will be the victim of a horrific drvie-by incident involving a truck holding 50+ people, who’ve all drunk too much pine whizz after saturday night in quebec, flinging butt sweets and wunder boners at you. Then, they will abduct and force you to eat jam that tastes like grandma until you touch the no touch sensor without touching it… oh and the truck from before hits a bridge that’s too low…
I think those two smiley faces are meant specifically for you. Notice how they mock you? You share an idea and they stole it from under your nose and then openly mock you on the sign.
Yes it is indeed a stupid name. Who the hell has two dots stacked over a line then one under it then a new line with a dot and then a curvy line and calls it a name for his company?
along with the You Are Never Going To Get 72 Virgins, Infidel! flavour…i personally think that the marketing board could have come up with a snappier name, but(t) oh well, it sells.
Do they get more play than a regualr dick? Cause I’m getting kind of bored lately and need something to spice things up. Ethnocentricity may be the answer.
*cough cough*
I think that Shamsta is the ethnocentric one. He/she was not offended by any of the offenses against any other religion, and has not stepped up to stop those offenses.
*snort*
I have to say, being single in Chicago is sooooo much better than being single in St. Louis! Of course I probably wouldn’t enjoy as much if I were a guy. This town is expensive!
Red wine and fun are good, but you must get your rest. Pace yourself. I know people say life is short, but it’s not. Name one thing you’ll ever do that takes longer.
I loved high school. I didn’t want to leave. But it was a small town, small class, and a fun time in history, late 60’s early 70’s. I so miss the anti-war protest rallies, great place to meet chicks.
Late 80’s early 90’s for me. And not a great time in history. Politicly, fashion-wise or any way at all. No, wait… the music was…no, never mind, the music was pretty bad too.
Not a fail. Thats a common butt plug store over there. You see them on almost practically every corner. Its good because sometimes you need a butt plug and you dont have one on you for whatever reason.
Why would you ever leave the house without a buttplug? I keep one in a bag in my trunk in case I forget to put it in my purse after changing purses. You really should try to plan ahead.
Ryannon, thats almost a fail. You should keep your buttplug in your butt at all times, not your purse. If you do that already and the one in your purse is just another size or style then I appologize:)
This is awesome! Reminds me of the shop in Abu Dhabi on Zayed the 1st Street – though it was called “Butt Sweet Shop” – I chuckled EVERY time I drove past it – LOL
Whooo…This is the world famous Butt Sweet House in Abu Dhabi on Sheik Zayad Road! Lol this was the butt of many jokes in elementary school growing up in Abu Dhabi
haha
maybe they sell chocolate?
Maybe they sell poop! But turned into delicacies!
right you are old chap. looks like no business today for us then?
It’s to sell to trolls. They like that sort of thing.
how about hobbits then???
We don’t take kindl to there kind ’round here.
Niethur dus speling, aparntly.
yea but shamwows do
they sell white syrup that was injected into a butt and then taken out
‘By the scoop to the faries?
I am not the first O_o
oh dam…
well, don’t worry, if you had said F*rst, you would have had to be shoved in the troll cage…so even when you are f*rst, don’t say that you are, rather say something witty/ comprehensibe/ intelligent.
This has been a public service announcement.
why thank you. this has been a warning to all trolls who thought they could post “F*RST” without being tazed/ punished. Well, we have a message for you*puts on new inspector clusseau voice*: Troll! we will catch you you! you cannot run! you cannot hide! Because justice is justice, and Failblog is Failblog!*takes off new inspector clusseau voice* thank you.
The trolls, as a rule, do not bother to read such announcements, even when doing so would greatly benefit them. Alas, we are left with little recourse but to FOOM them or glower at them. Both are, I am told, highly effective.
but..but…what about tazing??? has that fallen out of fashion since i was not here? BTW, i didn’t bother to visit failblog, because of that wierd layout that they had a few days ago, so i may have missed what happened here…
Trolls can’t read anything that isn’t in caps. Block letters are the only thing simple enough not to be lost in translation in the optical nerve. They also do not understand punctuation as it is too small for their stunted eyes. I shall translate.
WELL DONT WORRY IF YOU HAD SAID F*RST YOU WOULD HAVE HAD TO BE SHOVED IN THE TROLL CAGE SO EVEN WHEN YOU ARE F*RST DONT SAY THAY YOU ARE RATHER SAY SOMETHING WITTY COMPREHENSIBLE INTELLIGNET.
Look familiar?
ah, i see you are a converted troll
lets just hope that you don’t go back to those dark days…:P
muhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
if anyone noticed, the rest of the sign is in another language. also, butt is a caste in pakistan, if you mention this to a person of that caste, they would probably kick your “butt”
Actually this is Arabic. Literally it says sweet butt. Now which one of the 22 different Arab countries is this in?
MUTT MEATS
(Can I say it?? Can I say it?!? Can I say the “F(I) word?!?
I think you already know the answer to that.
Fit Feats?
I guess you’d have to look at the post times to get my “F” word attemt. It was 7:02 am here (4:02 post time) and I was up all night cleaning, cooking AND, of course waiting to be first. (5 second late fail:( )
If at first you don’t succeed…
…call an airstrike
For some people, suicide is best.
…and painless.
It brings on many changes.
If at first you dont succeed, skydiving is not for you.
that is so true
And I can take or leave it if I please.
Sairys really tried to mash that run up…
His Radar for pun runs is faulty.
That’s a major burn on my butt, sweets.
Hot lips on my butt, sweets.
You’ve got a klinger on your bottom lip.
a shamwow should fix that
Hmmm, joff’s not an anagram for 4077, but you’d have to have a hawk(’s)eye to notice something like that.
SLUTT TEATS
Might taste good.
Depends on the recipe.
How many licks to get to the center?
I usually get impatient and bite.
That’s no way to get your creamy reward!
I thought it was a chocolately center. Now I feel ripped off.
There’s no chocolate inside, but you might enjoy the sweet potato filling.
Mmm I wonder if we stuffed some brown sugar, a little cream, cinnamon, coconut and some pecans up in the Vicars rectum, then shoved a whisk up in there and stirred it up, leave it for a while and let the body heat do the cooking if we would get a nice sweet potato casserole like grandma used to make at Thanksgiving.
Wow – your grandma must have had some interesting stories to tell!!!
LOL… ‘butt’ is the name of a place.. but it’s not really pronounced butt, more like ‘bet’.
optimism
Had astudent with that name, it was pronounced like Boot.
Had a friend with that name, it was pronounced ‘ass’
I have a butt with that name. It’s pronounced ‘yummy’.
Fishanus, please…
*searches ‘yummy’ for a cat*
*sings* “I have been through the desert on a butt with that name, it felt good to get out of the rain”
it could be more like boot.. in arabic, spelled like it is, it can either be pronounced bet, boot, or bit.. but ‘butt’ would have a different spelling
ALERT HOMELAND SECURITY!
arabic speakers have infiltrated failblog
dude, u have issues.
you are an idiot, this is not even a joke anymore, you know nothing about arabic speakers except for what TV tells you. f*king ignorant individual.
Yeah, I’ll bet.
beit? 4elwiat?
or would it be madha 3nd el-ism?
madha fii-l-ism?
Holy Zombie Jesus…
…butt plug.
hey look a smiley face above the ‘S’ :]
AND above the ‘BUTT’ *Makes it plural*
It’s the Arabic letter for T.
that’s that Arabic letter for T…
I never saw/thought of it this way… cute!! :]
Oh, dang. I didn’t scroll down enough… sorry.
Do they taste like the ‘toot sweets’ featured in Chitty Chitty bang Bang?
They are Truly Scrumptious.
There’s a drag queen who works in a gay bar here, her name’s Truly Scrumptious.
It’s a fairly common drag queen name. Ian Fleming must be rolling around in his grave.
Isn’t it ’spinning in his grave’? ‘Rolling around in his grave.’ sounds like he was buried in a skateboard park.
Just to correct you culturally insensitive scumbags, it’s mis-spelt in English – it should have been written ‘Bhutt’ – try saying ‘buh-hutt’ together really fast, with the end of the first syllable flowing into the beginning of the second.
But it is funny though.
In fact, in Forest Hill in London, we used to know some people who ran a car parts shop. It was called ‘Butt Motors’. Hilarity ensued.
Hey, AYQ, some of us ‘culturally sensitive scumbags’ would still think that it’s funny, even it WAS in sensitive.
I prefer to be called “exquisitive scumbag”
I thought you preferred “stud.”
“amative stud”, if you need to call for me.
I know how to make you come, I don’t need any hints.
You don’t need any hints to make me bold, either.
You misspelled hard.
I tend to misspell a lot on that state.
Still trying to perfect your hands-free typing, Lou?
I guess this is next to Babu Bhatt’s restaurant?
If hilarity ensued, wouldn’t that make you an insensitive scumbag as well?
It just makes you an overly sensitive ass.
My ass is overly sensitive but that just leads to better sex. But what does that have to do with asshat_yar_gazi’s contradiction of himself?
I geusss I’ have to have a title of some sort, as long as it’s not too sort(ed)
My comment was directed at the other asshat, not you.
I love his asshat. It brings out the brown in his eyes.
It smells kind of funky though. Kind of like…uhhh…what is that exactly? I can’t put my finger on it.
On it or In it?
Wheew, (I think)
Getting the joke fail
You hurt my feelings when you called me an “insensitive scumbag.” I think you were being a little… insensitive.
hehe
“Culturally Insensitive Scumbags”. GREAT band name!!
Look, you lil contradicting douche, not only are you laughing at the exact same thing that we’re laughing at, you are also calling us names while doing it.
In my opinion, if someone puts up a sign in English, they should know what the hell they’re writing. If they wanted to write Buh-hutt, that’s what they should have written.
Get ‘em, Fluff! Kick him while he’s down! I’ll hold him, you drown him in your bowl!
Sorry.. can you tell I’m pissy today? Yelling at idiots who fell on their head while pole dancing… what have I come to…
Getting the joke fail part 2
Probably leaves a foul taste in your mouth
2 girls 1 sweets store win?
Reference to the perma-burned image from yesteryear that even time won’t erase or heal for teh lose. I want my innocence back.
Thanks, I don’t need any reminders of that travesty.
scatology win
That might be a good plce to buy some Valentines day “chocolates” for your partner who is into scat.
Boo bop a loo bop a dee dee doo!
*is most definitely NOT into scat, other than the music kind*
Bee bop or Poo bop?
She bop–he bop–a–we bop
I bop–you bop–a–they bop
Be bop–be bop–a–lu–she bop,
I hope he will understand
She bop–he bop–a–we bop
I bop–you bop–a–they bop
Be bop–be bop–a–lu–she bop,
Oo–oo–she–do–she bop–she bop
Earworms are a form of rape, imo.
Well, then I’ve had a lot more sex than I thought in the past few months!
Sing to us!
Wow dude that is like WAY too cool!
RT
http://www.privacy-tools.net.tc
Well if we’re gonna start spreading spam…
Copy and paste this message onto at least 5 fails in the next 10 minutes or you will be the victim of a horrific drvie-by incident involving a truck holding 50+ people, who’ve all drunk too much pine whizz after saturday night in quebec, flinging butt sweets and wunder boners at you. Then, they will abduct and force you to eat jam that tastes like grandma until you touch the no touch sensor without touching it… oh and the truck from before hits a bridge that’s too low…
drive*
Win! that is the other way to sort out trols, young padawan…well done *gives mitchillio a cookie*
Hooray!
*Gratefully accepts cookie*
Mmmm Butt Sweets. That is my pet name for Mookie when we are making sweet butt love together.
And you thought the cherry was a lie…
I knew the cherry wasn’t a lie. It was the doubters on here that doubted you, hence the moniker doubter.
Hey! They stole my vanity plate idea!
I think those two smiley faces are meant specifically for you. Notice how they mock you? You share an idea and they stole it from under your nose and then openly mock you on the sign.
Hmmm.. that’s what the voices told me, too…
♪ I always feel like, somebody’s watching me ♪
(Damn, now I’ve got to get a new hobby!)
Don’t bother, she totally digs it. Why do you think her curtains are always open, and she never wears any knickers?
*grins*
Another win-win on Failblog.
Yes it is indeed a stupid name. Who the hell has two dots stacked over a line then one under it then a new line with a dot and then a curvy line and calls it a name for his company?
Bill Gates?
should say “butt nutty”
mmmm nutty
butt nutter
last
first comment to last comment…?
Butt Sweets with who? Allah??? Mohamed??? ERRRRKKK!!! Disgusting!
Butt Sweets, now serving your favorite flavors of Allah’s Challah!
along with the You Are Never Going To Get 72 Virgins, Infidel! flavour…i personally think that the marketing board could have come up with a snappier name, but(t) oh well, it sells.
very funny >.> just for the info if im reading it right (in arabic ) it says: the girl’s sweets
“Butt” is a common last name in pakistani punjab.
could you guys not make fun of islam in this thread.
We have considered your request, and it has been denied. The vote was four to three, with Yahweh, Vishnu and Buddha abstaining.
you forgot about baby Jeebus! how could you!
The vicar has him.
Did he carve his potato?
Baby Jesus is busy, as evidenced by the link in my name.
i always knew he had an affinity for the vicar types…how…uh, sweet?
We are equal opportunity offenders here, no one is safe. Juses saves.
Sweet Jesus, Maitre D’ Avis! He knows the heimlich too?
btw jason k its another language with different letters than english so dont be an ethnocentric dick
Do they get more play than a regualr dick? Cause I’m getting kind of bored lately and need something to spice things up. Ethnocentricity may be the answer.
*cough cough*
I think that Shamsta is the ethnocentric one. He/she was not offended by any of the offenses against any other religion, and has not stepped up to stop those offenses.
*offers a lozenge to Fluffy* Be careful – offenses can be contagious.
Speaking of sweet butts, anybody seen Avis or Judy this morning?
*raises one eybrow*
*ahem*
Oh, hi Avis…good morning.
‘Morning, I just got home.
There’s no place like home.
This is true. I could do with more sleep though. I’m running on about 4 hours of sleep here. After having about 2 bottles of red wine. And…fun.
I seem to remember you mentioning a new beau? Congrats! I’m guessing the singles scene where you are is vastly different from where I am, in Stepford.
*snort*
I have to say, being single in Chicago is sooooo much better than being single in St. Louis! Of course I probably wouldn’t enjoy as much if I were a guy. This town is expensive!
Red wine and fun are good, but you must get your rest. Pace yourself. I know people say life is short, but it’s not. Name one thing you’ll ever do that takes longer.
High school. That was a horrid time.
High school just seems like it takes a long time. When you’re that age 4 years a big percentage of your time on Earth.
That’s not it. 4 years is nothing. I still think my first high school’s address was in one of the lower levels of hell.
I loved high school. I didn’t want to leave. But it was a small town, small class, and a fun time in history, late 60’s early 70’s. I so miss the anti-war protest rallies, great place to meet chicks.
Late 80’s early 90’s for me. And not a great time in history. Politicly, fashion-wise or any way at all. No, wait… the music was…no, never mind, the music was pretty bad too.
Our schools must have been neighbors! I still have the scars.
Was your bus system and hand basket too!?
I wear mine like badges of honor. The tattoos I’ve collected along the way tell their own story.
Good morning, Norm. Sorry, was out late with friends, had to catch up on mah sleeps.
‘Morning, Judy. Glad you got some sleep…now, how ’bout some red wine and fun. That’s important too, ya know.
Wine with breakfast? Ah, reminds me of New Orleans!
You’re right. Not wine…CHAMPAGNE!
mmmmmmmmMimosas!
Shouldn’t this really be under Engrish?
any sort of engrish that is perverted, is usually posted here…
I disagree. Stop seeing at my boobs
That’s “bobs,” moron.
You left out “kneals” too.
Tubgirl Finally has a candy shop to shop at.
This belongs on engrish
Would you make up your mind?
Butt sweet, what light through yonder shop sign breaks…
Is than anything like “Sugar Britches”?
HAHAHA, it says sweet butts if you literally translate that
not short
That’s where my poop goes to :>
Butt is a common surname in Pakistan.
This is a cast! isn’t a “FAIL”
And if your first name was Munch, would you be Butt Munch?
Really no one said it, yet? “‘Round the corner fudge is made.”
Now that’s just vulgar and disgusting. Failblog is no place for that kind of language.
Says the lady who just used the word ‘munch’.
this seems more like something for Engrish.
Not a fail. Thats a common butt plug store over there. You see them on almost practically every corner. Its good because sometimes you need a butt plug and you dont have one on you for whatever reason.
Why would you ever leave the house without a buttplug? I keep one in a bag in my trunk in case I forget to put it in my purse after changing purses. You really should try to plan ahead.
its a gay sex shop
Butt is a Pakistani surname. Kashmiri
Ryannon, thats almost a fail. You should keep your buttplug in your butt at all times, not your purse. If you do that already and the one in your purse is just another size or style then I appologize:)
Maybe it should mean BUTT SWEATS? The shop owner could have a problem with that and wants everybody to know.
This is awesome! Reminds me of the shop in Abu Dhabi on Zayed the 1st Street – though it was called “Butt Sweet Shop” – I chuckled EVERY time I drove past it – LOL
Exactly why the hell is this not in the Engrish section?
HEY I bought fudge there once while overseas! It tasted uncanilly buttery though…
Seems like a perfectly fine name for a cathouse to me…
LOLZ! Thats in my city! there’s a new sign now…but the name is just the same XD!
SIMPSOMS WIN!!!!
sweet…can….sweet…can
i wonder what it smells like in there…….
do they sell lemonade?
haa haa i can read this
))) its a halwa shop. and Butt is the name of the guy who owns the business. Like Babu Butt from Seinfeld 
)))
The owner of this chains son went to my middleschool in Lahore, Pakistan .. we used to get free butt sweets on his birthday lol .. true story!
Whooo…This is the world famous Butt Sweet House in Abu Dhabi on Sheik Zayad Road! Lol this was the butt of many jokes in elementary school growing up in Abu Dhabi
i want some of those
That’s actually what the sign says in Arabic. حلويات are sweets. I’m not sure بت means, but it’s a b and a t, so it’s either bit, but, or bet.
Butt is a cast of people
I want to go to Saudi Arabia after seeing this now.
The ت does resemble a smiley face, the بت looks like a smiley with it’s tongue up over the face, like.. “Mmmm, yummy!”.
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you *ssh*les, butt is a common last name in the middle east and don’t you dare call that a fail. this name is more famous than any of you f*ckers
Mmmmm… chocolate…
I’ll have a minty please
Well duh, Muslim always fail.