More like, I think she was trying to give a little head to herself and this is what happened. This is why you have to be careful when you attempt multi-tasking.
Shame you spend your time in the computer writing stupid comments like this I quoted.
*Comes into your house, slaps you on the face, burns your computer, kicks your teeth out, makes you drop and give him twenty to lose that fat disgusting belly full of fastfood shit, gets your money, steals your car and your girlfriend or boyfriend, tears apart any diplomas you have*
Hmm… I feel as though there is some kind of brainwashing attempt being made. Strange.
Anyway, it has nothing to do with the man in the video, who is… wait…
*writes down address*
There’s a “Carolina BBQ” joint that opened near me, but it’s only fried chicken and fish. The last time I had good barbeque was in Florida, or when I’ve cooked it.
Oh you have to try Dallas BBQ then next time you are in the
city. And it isn’t expensive at all. My son and his friends would go there and spend less than a lot of places would charge you for one meal. ANd it made me miss home a little less. 42nd right across from the wax museum and Ripley’s.
I think that’s the sound of the top of her spinal column breaking in two and a lifetime of disability benefits on the horizon.
She would never have made it as a pole dancer anyway… let’s face it…
It would been kinda weird if she would have broken her spinal column. Cops walk in find her upside down legs wrapped around the poll. I mean what would you put for cause of death?
Death by misadventure.
Side note: I watched a friends pole dancing class, and that stuff is damned hard to do. This woman should not yet be practicing such advanced maneuvers.
I was on a call with our office in Florida and they had me on speakerphone at someone’s cubicle and I made the mistake of playing that for the first time. I busted out laughing and they could hear the noise so everyone around
the cubicle came to find out what I was laughing at. Now I have to find it on youtube to send to them down there.
With her build she would be an OK cage dancer, but her pole dancing career will have to wait until “GIRLS, GIRLS, GIRLS,” opens a new location at Moon Base Alpha.
She probably had it on the floor below the pole while she was practicing that awesome move, then she moved it when daddy came to watch her new trick. You know how parents like to film the special moments of their children’s lives as they grow up.
Mookie, it’s really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship with you if you are not going to allow me to be with other people. You need to stop being so possessive.
It is supposedly something like strength training, but girlier. And if you don’t think those chicks are strong, remember they’re holding themselves up most often with their arms, upside-down, and looking pretty while doing it. The ones that can stay up that is.
Well this is a guy and apparently he isnt strong enough. Then again, men are more heavy, so they have to be stronger to be able to lift themselves. Its all about having the musclemass in the right place.
True, men tend to have greater upper-body strength and women have more strength in their legs. So depending on which the pole-dancer is, this is either consequence or just disappointing.
You should have seen one of the girls in the class! She defied gravity. Of course she’s a dancer at the Hustler Club, and has won the national (I think) competitions two years in a row. I wouldn’t even try, I have no skillz, mad or otherwise.
I guess if there are so many competitions more people have a chance at being a winner, and therefore it boosts your national self-esteem and morale.
No pole-dancer left behind.
and it’s probably in the basement of the welfare office.
come get your crack, foodstamps and see the lusty drunken lady with stretch marks and bullet wounds!
*and you don’t get a discount just because you know me here lol*
*thought* I’ll film myself so i can see how “HAWT!” I look!
*thought* Hmm, I better move this soft mattress out of the way.
*thought* Just hold here, swing my leg up there and….
At first I thought this was totally random and you are a retard, but then I realized you were reffering to the ad at the top of the page. At least you can read, so you have that going for you.
Sometimes, children, when a joke is repeated often enough it becomes funny. It is known as the comedy of repetition.
Beginners should use this with caution, however.
Sometimes, children, when a joke is repeated often enough it becomes funny. It is known as the comedy of repetition.
Beginners should use this with caution, however.
Sometimes, children, when a joke is repeated often enough it becomes funny. It is known as the comedy of repetition.
Beginners should use this with caution, however.
Sometimes, children, when a joke is repeated (giggle) often enough it becomes funny. It is (snicker) known as the comedy of repetition.
Beginners (chuckle) should use this with caution, however. Bwahahahaha!
Often, kids, as a joke is echoed frequently it is humorous. This is called repetitive comedy. Those new to this technique must exercise due care. (Bod, 2009, 11:26am).
.
(that’s the APA version)
Sometimes, children, when a joke is repeated often enough she becomes funny. She is known as the comedy of repetition.
Beginners should use this with caution, however.
Sometimes, chillens, when a trick is reused often enough she becomes funky. she is known as the comedy of prostitution. Beginners should use her with condoms, however.
Polka: “Hey Judy, wanna see what I got under my overcoat?”
Judy: “Sure! What?”
*Polka reveals what is underneath…*
Judy: “My eyes! My eyes! They burn! Why, oh, why didn’t I listen to Norm???”
You people are mean. She was probably hurt and needs some attention. Can you at least be sympathetic to her feelings? Even though she is practicing for a sinful vocation, it is not for us to judge. Someone should try to reach her and counsel her. She should be helped, not laughed at.
*also joins*
I’m still waiting for Eddiete (say it out loud, it sounds like Idiot) to tell us HOW we can help the person in the video… probably filmed several years ago and just now arriving on the shores of the Failiverse.
You say “sinful vocation”, and then “it is not for us to judge”, all in one sentence? Check your morals compass. I think that you’ve wandered a bit.
Physical humor has always been accepted (ie. slipping on a banana peel). If you can think of any way that I can rush over to her and apply a cold compress, let me know.
It stopped me cold when I saw that you were eating a doner kebab. Please click on my name to find out about the Donner Party. Perhaps a doner kebab would be classified as sole food, if it was the right cut.
Nice, coyote – love the Donners, a real classic. Reminds me of a cannibalism case we read in law school (clickie) There was also another case where some guys in a lifeboat ate the cabin boy. What are you doing up so late? Feeling OK? *hugs*
I love Monty, but I don’t recall that one. I’ll have to look it up. I didn’t realize you were on the West Coast. It’s midnight here, but I usually stay up really late…
I find it slightly disturbing that I no longer need to watch the dvd’s or listen to the LP’s (cd’s). All of the scripts are filed right there in my memory. Nothing useful gets filed like that.
Hee hee! My wife and kids laugh at me because I spew all kinds of quotes but can not remember which day the trash goes out or where I put my coffee cup.
when you are clearly an amateur stripper, the mattress should not be up against the wall….it should be under the pole. not that there is anything in that head that needed protecting
Is she pole dancing in an abandoned, condemned crackhouse. That mattress looks like it’s seen better days, so does that skank, crackwhore pole dancer too LOL
how come on youtube you need to confrim your nirth date it doesnt have bad stuff just hilarouse stuff!!!
but golly she is a pure DUMBlonde
not all blondes are dumb just this is the only exception she gives you girls a bad name!
first
You were the one pole dancing I take it.
It’s those kind of moves that I go to the strip club to see…
She’s the headliner.
It’s time to kill troll and chew bubblegum…
And I’m fresh out of bubble gum.
Raelalt wanna crack(h)er?
Good to see ya.
Hi! Just a quick trip to failblog to see whats up, now back to work in a minute or two.
say my name say my name. (pussy grinds in pole)
Acerious! Acerious!
I think she was getting a little ahead of herself though.
More like, I think she was trying to give a little head to herself and this is what happened. This is why you have to be careful when you attempt multi-tasking.
Men don’t multitask anyway…
Christ, I left my espresso pot on the gas!
Heh. I guess I failed at rekindling the Admiral’s pun run starter.
lucky she was already damaged, if strip clubs had this routine i would visit them
troll! it’s a troll! SOMEONE KILL THE TROLL
*kills trollkiller*
Oops, sorry, slip of the hand…
well his name was “TROLL”-killer so i guess you did kill a troll
in a wierd unsuccessful way
Not to worry. It’s been taken care off…
*brushes mud of hands*
Wow you really need to get a handle on “of” and “off”.
Bless me, for I will sin.
It’s Friday, I’m pretty sure I will too.
In a relaxing kind off way, it’s time to take of and enjoy the evening
Grammar SS streichs Again.
yer I know how they work, i type without thinkin, like a black out….
Wow, you really need to get a handle on putting your periods inside of your quotation marks.
way too moist fail
Shame you spend your time in the computer writing stupid comments like this I quoted.
*Comes into your house, slaps you on the face, burns your computer, kicks your teeth out, makes you drop and give him twenty to lose that fat disgusting belly full of fastfood shit, gets your money, steals your car and your girlfriend or boyfriend, tears apart any diplomas you have*
Chill pill, Jason.
All those things are going to happen anyway, you don’t need to do anything. God will provide.
Provide what? The popcorn?
Or the brain trauma.
God’s own form of natural selection, I guess.
THEE THAT IS TOO FAT, SHALL FAIL
I don’t get it. She’s not fat. Just inept.
I don’t get it. He’s not fat. Just inept.
Hmm… I feel as though there is some kind of brainwashing attempt being made. Strange.
Anyway, it has nothing to do with the man in the video, who is… wait…
*Runs into jason’s house*
*makes rude gesture*
*leaps through window and runs into the distance*
as long as we get a vid of the trauma on FB I’m good
*perks up* POPCORN?
looks like blondie had butterfingers…sooo….SHE stole the butter!
Ur mommy
It is a shame you spend your time responding to comments like this….
lol
Doesn’t she also work at Home Depot? “Shovel” department?
I get it.
Did it knock any sense into her?
Did it knock any sense into him?
♫ Ronny came from Miami F-L-A
Hitch-hiked her way across the USA ♫
Oof! Thank you for getting that Slip Sildn’ earworm out of my head. . .
Do, do do, do do, do do do. . .son of a. . .
That’s funny, I was just listening to Ladies of the Canyon (also has a nice do, do, doo, doo bit).
sex can lead to serious health issues.
Yeah, just look at what it did to your parents!
Yeah, they have an STD named moheb that no amount of antibiotics will get rid of.
No matter how hard they’ve tried.
Categorized as an STD but really a parasite.
An anti-fungal in massive doses might, MIGHT work.
…or severe acute lead poisoning…
i thought it was the hoe department… or rake section..
Yea – like pregnancies, shotguns, marriages, divorce, and disease.
Other than that….
… it’s all good.
I need more proof – lots more…
You have a serious Joni habit (me too).
A Joni jones if you will?
Is that different from a Yoni jones?
Or a Smokey Bones?
(mmmm…. BBQ!!!)
.
Or Toni Moans?
Do they even have bbq in NJ? I got my fix when I would go into the city and go to Dallas BBQ on 42nd.
*writes down address*
There’s a “Carolina BBQ” joint that opened near me, but it’s only fried chicken and fish. The last time I had good barbeque was in Florida, or when I’ve cooked it.
Oh you have to try Dallas BBQ then next time you are in the
city. And it isn’t expensive at all. My son and his friends would go there and spend less than a lot of places would charge you for one meal. ANd it made me miss home a little less. 42nd right across from the wax museum and Ripley’s.
*tries to figure out how a place that serves fried chicken and fish can call it’s self “BBQ”*
reminds me of the fried chicken and waffles place in Atlanta…
Roscoe’s chicken and waffles. Clickie here: http://maps.google.com/maps?near=Alameda,+CA&geocode=&q=roscoe%27s+chicken&f=li&hl=en&sll=37.776261,-122.276706&sspn=0.158478,0.30899&ie=UTF8&latlng=37809314,-122256469,11214028012666378774&ei=Xmd6SbmWK42yNqSQ8KwM&sig2=DELhhgpx_fZco2XB-tVTmg&cd=2
nah no cents, just dollar bills
Lol.
OWWWWW! bet she didnt have to fake a headache after that.
Win.
That really must have hurt – The smack you hear makes me wince just by listening.
I think that’s the sound of the top of her spinal column breaking in two and a lifetime of disability benefits on the horizon.
She would never have made it as a pole dancer anyway… let’s face it…
It would been kinda weird if she would have broken her spinal column. Cops walk in find her upside down legs wrapped around the poll. I mean what would you put for cause of death?
‘Death by incompetence’ sounds about right.
I thinking more
COD:”blunt force truma”
weapon: floor
^was
“It’s not a truma”
I actually LOLed.
Blunt farce trauma
Blonde force, true Ma!
Death by misadventure.
Side note: I watched a friends pole dancing class, and that stuff is damned hard to do. This woman should not yet be practicing such advanced maneuvers.
It won’t play for me. And I love to watch pole dancing. Does she fall on her head?
Yes, and there is instant replay, 4 times. The last one has an interesting sound effect, it sort of echos.
I was on a call with our office in Florida and they had me on speakerphone at someone’s cubicle and I made the mistake of playing that for the first time. I busted out laughing and they could hear the noise so everyone around
the cubicle came to find out what I was laughing at. Now I have to find it on youtube to send to them down there.
She used too much lotion on her thighs and booty after taking a shower, should have used a non-greasy formula.
It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the…pole?
Buffalo Bill reference FTW!!
mmmmmmm, maybe, wanna find out?
Epolepsy
*bangs head on desk*
petite mal?
elite gal?
sweet pal.
meet Val.
We shall.
Vishal
Sophie Dahl.
Locale.
So Cal
Your pal hal.
petite mort?
With her build she would be an OK cage dancer, but her pole dancing career will have to wait until “GIRLS, GIRLS, GIRLS,” opens a new location at Moon Base Alpha.
That’s gotta hurt…
Nothing says, “Sexy!” like a urine-soaked mattress.
that sound a little on the kinky side for me.
Hector is looking for a golden partner, anyone had too much to drink today and need to pee?
She probably had it on the floor below the pole while she was practicing that awesome move, then she moved it when daddy came to watch her new trick. You know how parents like to film the special moments of their children’s lives as they grow up.
OWNED
GRAVITY WIN !!!!
URINE SOAKED MATTRESS WIN!!!!
OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH
That’s the only thing I think after watching this…
It’s the same sound as a melon being thumped. A ripe one.
I can’t believe you thump melons, non-seq. How cruel can this world get?
What’s next, Tubthumpin?
She got knocked down, but she got up again. Let’s try to keep her down?
Well, we know she goes down. Talk about giving head…
*whispers to Khaaaaaaan about the consensus that ’she’ is a ‘he’*
:-S Zoinks!
That’s what he said!
This queen’s performance was a real drag!
I don’t know – it got my mercury rising.
In that case, I’ll be your Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy!
*rhapsodizes*
I won’t stop you now…
Wait wait wait. Non-seq is a guy?
Girl, guy, whatever. Why must we stereotype people?
Well yeah! I don’t want to try lesbian stuff with someone and then find out later he is a guy. You gotta know this stuff before hand.
You told me I was your only lez love. I hope you’re not stepping out on me, you sweet thang. I can’t get enough of your honeycake.
I haven’t cheated yet but I do have a girl crush on someone. But so far, my honeycakes are all yours.
Guess it’s too late to pretend that I’m a woman after all?
The balls are a lie.
Aja’s a guy? I always thought you were a girl. God!
Mookie, it’s really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship with you if you are not going to allow me to be with other people. You need to stop being so possessive.
I don’t blame you. when it’s dark, there’s lots of lube and objects that may or may not be made of skin, it’s hard to tell.
I’d sure love to get in on this. Is it too late to make anyone think I’m a lesbian?
If you have a small penis you could say you were a female bodybuilder that took steroids.
Can I get in on this? *puts on sexy lingerie*
Can I get in on this? *sexily takes off lingerie*
pissing the night away…
That’s extremely close to being erotic. Close but no cigar.
how sad an existance do you have? doesn’t your eroticasm require something to be at least a little bit sexy?
A vicar and a potato, perhaps?
a vicar with a potato, perhaps?
Bill Clinton, is that you?
{{TOK}}
Note the hollowness of the {{TOK}} when her head hits the ground
O would say she killed a lot of brain cells with that move, but I don’t think she had many to start out with.
Are my comments really that predictable?
soulja boy tellem
Tell them what?
Was it a wooden floor or was that wooden sound her head?
Wooden you like to know
I wood. Wooden shoe?
My arteries are clogging up just watching this fail.
I don’t think there’s a grain of truth to that.
Personally it left me board.
Yeah, it would’ve been so much better if it had some plankton…
She nearly splinter head open.
Poor girl, she was only trying to lose weight so she could look like Twiggy.
Only a sap would try to lose weight this way.
She should branch out, try other things.
(Fat chicks won’t nest below this level)
You are right. She should leaf this alone.
She IS pretty shady looking isn’t she?
And more than a bit squirrelly.
Shall she dwindle, peak and pine?
I’ll go out on a limb and guess she doesn’t.
Slash and burn, more like.
I think I sawdust when she hit the floor, too.
Her legs were pretty hairy, too. Could do with some deforesting.
Haven’t we needled her enough?
Don’t you think it’s okay forest to keep going?
Oak come on! Course we keep going!
Yeah, it is, it’ll copice-sate for the lack of good pun runs today.
Maple you’re right, coyote. But, she was stupid enough to post the video online, so she’s asp-ing for it, IMO.
Yes, I’m sycamore of it.
Lack of good pun runs. Now we’re getting to the root of the problem.
Make that ash-ing for it. Dumb fingers.
This run seems to be flowering quite well.
I think we need some prunes to keep the run going.
If pun runs go too long they tend to get seedy.
That drives me nuts.
I think this pun run wood land its self at the top of the pile.
I wood knot think so; it may switch to the trunk.
This thread will be fine if we spruce it up a bit.
I”m so glad I found kindling spirits here!
Spirits? Must be beechwood-aged.
I must be barking mad for wanting to prolong this.
Oh, great.. Aspen my whole day doing stuff away from here, and miss a perfectly milled pun run!
Fir sure dude.
Yew could still try to keep the run going.
Nah, we’d really be going out on a branch to find more puns.
You’re right, I’m stumped.
I would be willing to continue if you bribed me. I’m always open to a bit of graft.
That’s just plum neighborly of you Coyote.
this is deciduously one of the better pun-runs I’ve seen.
Looks like it’s getting a little overwh-elm-ing.
Fortunately, no broken limbs.
She’ll have a larch bump on her hedge fir sure
Knot me.
She looks kinda heavy too.
Yeah, bet she’s wishing she’d gone on that diet now.
She went on a diet, all you can eat diet
More like all you can eat and fit in your pockets/backpack/underwear.
More like all you can eat and fit in your pockets/backpack/underwear but still be too fat for the pole diet
You have to have a LITTLE bit of flab (sounds terrible, but true) to pole dance. It helps them grip the pole better for the “hands free” tricks.
Ummm. . .Avis, why do you know that little tidbit of information?
I watched a friends pole dancing class. It was… enlightening. I could never in a million years do ANY of the tricks they were doing.
I’ve heard pole dancing was a new trend in fitness. I wonder who came up with that idea?
It is supposedly something like strength training, but girlier. And if you don’t think those chicks are strong, remember they’re holding themselves up most often with their arms, upside-down, and looking pretty while doing it. The ones that can stay up that is.
Well this is a guy and apparently he isnt strong enough. Then again, men are more heavy, so they have to be stronger to be able to lift themselves. Its all about having the musclemass in the right place.
Apparently this ones muscle mass is between the ears.
Or lack thereof.
And Univision is more likely. Seems to be caught up on one thing.
But Ronny doesn’t sound like a spanish name…
*facepalm*
Uni- as in… oh forget it.
True, men tend to have greater upper-body strength and women have more strength in their legs. So depending on which the pole-dancer is, this is either consequence or just disappointing.
Lol – Avis – don’t worry – looks like some people have one-tracked minds.
Avis is a pro at gripping poles, didn’t you know?
*Snort*
I’m sorry Avis, I set you up for that one.
That’s alright, Loz is just wishful thinking anyway!
*grins*
♫ We’re workin’ our jobs, collect our pay
Believe were gliding down the thigh-way,
when in fact we’re slip sliding away… ♫
I simon what you did there AA.
Jealous of your madskillz, more like!
You should have seen one of the girls in the class! She defied gravity. Of course she’s a dancer at the Hustler Club, and has won the national (I think) competitions two years in a row. I wouldn’t even try, I have no skillz, mad or otherwise.
I wasn’t talking about pole-dancing
But… you have a national pole dancing competition?! Sweet jesus, maitre d’!
We’ll find a way to turn just about ANYTHING into a competition over here.
Thank God there is no competition on this site.
I guess if there are so many competitions more people have a chance at being a winner, and therefore it boosts your national self-esteem and morale.
No pole-dancer left behind.
They started giving out trophies just for showing up at most competitions. Which explains a lot if you ask me.
Upon further review, and from what I observed at the class, this performer is not placing her hands properly. Among other things.
You’re absolutely right, Avis… proper hand placement is VERY important for a good outcome!
Out WHAT?!
Hehe – Hell Hath said “WHAT”
What a seedy-looking place…I didn’t know crackhouses had stripper poles.
In these troubled economic times, everyone needs to diversify.
and it’s probably in the basement of the welfare office.
come get your crack, foodstamps and see the lusty drunken lady with stretch marks and bullet wounds!
*and you don’t get a discount just because you know me here lol*
How to hammer a nail when you’re a blond.
Hitman tips: how to kill a blond.
1. install poll
2. grease poll
3 ????
4. Profit
5. Find the final results of the poll.
6. Knock census into blond.
I think we’ve surveyed the situation very well!
I think we still need more data. Tally ho!
I can help you with that. *marks another notch on belt*
Oh that was a mean comment.
Gotta love the hollow coconut sound when her head hits the floor…
Dizzy blonde…she’s doing it right.
[15 seconds inside a blond's brain]
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]
*thought* I’ll film myself so i can see how “HAWT!” I look!
*thought* Hmm, I better move this soft mattress out of the way.
*thought* Just hold here, swing my leg up there and….
[/
]
THUNK “Uuuh! Oh…. Wow!” rubs head.
Bob, didn’t you mean 15 minutes?
Visiting brain cell: “It’s so DARK in here, and I’m all alone!”
“and cold, what with that draft and all.”
What did one blonde brain cell say to the other?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Nothing, they don’t exist!
You know what a blond will say if you blow in her ear don’t you?
.
.
(“Thanks for the refill”)
That looks like it hurt like hell. I was half expecting her to grab onto the mattress and pull it down on top of her. haha
hey ive got 2 new messages! it seems that one of my buddies has a crush on me!
At first I thought this was totally random and you are a retard, but then I realized you were reffering to the ad at the top of the page. At least you can read, so you have that going for you.
attempted insult FAIL.
Happily I have an ad blocker and don’t see the ads. *laughs in a smug maniacal way*
Yay, so do I! *muahahahahha*
Was that Brooke Hogan practicing for her next “concert”?
yes, you can see her skank tattoo if you look close
i think that’s a dude… look at how she walks and the body shape… hair looks fake.
WHAHAHAAHA, you sirs, got it all wrong!
It is a guy! Duh… The broad shoulders, the male grunting when ‘it’ slips down on the pole, and LAST BUT NOT LEAST, ‘it’ tears off its wig at the end…
Damn… blue beat me
you gave a more detailed explination so you get some credit
Rookie. She should have started out with a snow shovel.
Rookie. He should have started out with a snow shovel.
Sometimes, children, when a joke is repeated often enough it becomes funny. It is known as the comedy of repetition.
Beginners should use this with caution, however.
Sometimes, children, when a joke is repeated often enough it becomes funny. It is known as the comedy of repetition.
Beginners should use this with caution, however.
Sometimes, children, when a joke is repeated often enough it becomes funny. It is known as the comedy of repetition.
Beginners should use this with caution, however.
Sometimes, children, when a joke is repeated (giggle) often enough it becomes funny. It is (snicker) known as the comedy of repetition.
Beginners (chuckle) should use this with caution, however. Bwahahahaha!
*Wipes tears from eyes.*
Often, kids, as a joke is echoed frequently it is humorous. This is called repetitive comedy. Those new to this technique must exercise due care. (Bod, 2009, 11:26am).
.
(that’s the APA version)
“The APA ruined my life!”
~Troll Sconicho, January 23rd, 2009 at 10:00am.
As I said, beginners should use this with caution.
Sometimes, children, when a joke is repeated often enough she becomes funny. She is known as the comedy of repetition.
Beginners should use this with caution, however.
Sometimes, chillens, when a trick is reused often enough she becomes funky. she is known as the comedy of prostitution. Beginners should use her with condoms, however.
In spite of the humo(u)r lesson that came afterwards, I roffled.
humorLESS(on) mysoginist pig had to replay it how many times? it is funny, for sure, but didnt need the editing intervention for sure.
You’re sure about that?
Qué putazo!
This fail produces a large number of pol(e)ish jokes.
Seems like a good time for some Polka music.
No! No! Not the polka! It’s dangerous, I tell you!
You could polka your eye out.
Good girl, Judy. Just say “NO” to polka.
Polka: “Hey Judy, wanna see what I got under my overcoat?”
Judy: “Sure! What?”
*Polka reveals what is underneath…*
Judy: “My eyes! My eyes! They burn! Why, oh, why didn’t I listen to Norm???”
Vill you stop talking about ze var?
You people are mean. She was probably hurt and needs some attention. Can you at least be sympathetic to her feelings? Even though she is practicing for a sinful vocation, it is not for us to judge. Someone should try to reach her and counsel her. She should be helped, not laughed at.
*points and laughs*
At you AND at her.
roffle!
*joins in*
*also joins*
I’m still waiting for Eddiete (say it out loud, it sounds like Idiot) to tell us HOW we can help the person in the video… probably filmed several years ago and just now arriving on the shores of the Failiverse.
My guess is he thinks she needs to find juses. And be saved from her “sinful” vocation. I just want to tell her not to quit her day job!
In light of the current economy, I hope that WASN’T her day job!
There are easier ways for single moms to pick up extra cash to make ends meet.
Like selling heroin.
‘easier’? Is that a hint?
Just leave the money on the bedside table and go without looking back. That’s what I always told the men.
You say “sinful vocation”, and then “it is not for us to judge”, all in one sentence? Check your morals compass. I think that you’ve wandered a bit.
Physical humor has always been accepted (ie. slipping on a banana peel). If you can think of any way that I can rush over to her and apply a cold compress, let me know.
I think eddiete is trolling. Just a hunch…
*sets trap*
Just like to add, that we don’t know that this is her vocation.
Well… unless we judge, of course.
Judging from this video, no.
Worst dacer ever…
Yeah, pracer and vixe were better.
Ah deer Loz.
I love her cometic approach.
She handles it with that certain air of dashe.
I’m still waiting for Loz to donner superhero cape and vanquish these trolls!
Sorry, too busy eating this doner kebab! I wana be like the lady in the video!
It stopped me cold when I saw that you were eating a doner kebab. Please click on my name to find out about the Donner Party. Perhaps a doner kebab would be classified as sole food, if it was the right cut.
Nice, coyote – love the Donners, a real classic. Reminds me of a cannibalism case we read in law school (clickie) There was also another case where some guys in a lifeboat ate the cabin boy. What are you doing up so late? Feeling OK? *hugs*
Feeling okay. It’s only 9:00 pm here and I just had yet another nap.
Did you ever see the Monty Python cannibalism episode, specifically the lifeboat scene.
I love Monty, but I don’t recall that one. I’ll have to look it up. I didn’t realize you were on the West Coast. It’s midnight here, but I usually stay up really late…
I’m just a few miles north of Seattle.
It is episode 26. The Royal Episode. Yes I do have the DVDs.
I have them too coyote.
“I wish you’d all stop bickering and eat me.”
I find it slightly disturbing that I no longer need to watch the dvd’s or listen to the LP’s (cd’s). All of the scripts are filed right there in my memory. Nothing useful gets filed like that.
Hee hee! My wife and kids laugh at me because I spew all kinds of quotes but can not remember which day the trash goes out or where I put my coffee cup.
HOLY HELL!!! I bet that hurt to have your whole body land on your neck! Next time don’t act like stripper and you won’t get hurt! lol
Shit. NOW he tells me.
Better late than never?
Hi BTW!
Always good to see another avian character again.
I’m Holy now? Try telling that to froufrou and Uncle Fester…and my mother in-law
I think we’ve seen this woman before… in the days before she put on weight. And I bet there’s a small child behind the camera.
It’s a mirror, I tell you!
hehe….the little kid in the mirror….
WIN … for the orthopedic surgeon.
FAIL … on the huge resulting scar running down her cervical spine.
D’oh, all in all.
the funniest thing was the constant replays!!!!ROFL!
Yeah… repetition. Gotta love it.
And nothing of value was lost.
we could have lost a pole
What is this, WWII?
you know they didn’t hurt blondes
ROFLMAO
Ah well. Practice makes perfect, right? Keep pole dancin’ there, blondie. Er… at least… try to. >_>
stripper fail!
miscarriage win!
Why, the fact that s/he got up and walked was a tremendous miscarriage of justice? S/He should have won a Darwin Award, instead?
Kinda sexy with that constant replays
she could have danced my pole…. its the same size
Holding your penis up to the screen on your laptop to find that it’s the same size as this pole doesn’t mean you’re well endowed, genius.
*whispers*
He’s using his iPhone!
*snortgiggle*
Those must be his Blackberrys underneath…
Let me guess; he measured it on his iPhone’s keyboard?
On his laptop keyboard… it reached all the way from A to Z!
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(yes, I KNOW… it’s qwerty keyboard, ok?)
You guys are so bad! Guess that’s why I love it here.
The latest polls are in, this is a fail.
You must mean poles
Try epic fail.
Nice if *something* showed up in RSS, but I guess you can’t have everything.
Ahh..the sweet sound of vertebrae popping…
*pock* uhhhhh
REPITITION
*pock *pock *pock* uhhhhhhhh
A pocks on you.
More proof that gravity exist!
I love how she does it not once, but five times!
You would think she would have stopped after the 2nd or 3rd time.
yea she can control time and space, which explains her teleporting
Welcome to the 21st century, where functions such as ‘Rewind’ and ‘Play’ exist! Guess what! We can even watch videos in slow motion now!
Proof positive that it takes practice to be a dumb blonde slut! And you all thought it looked so easy …
*dyes hair blonde*
you say ‘easy’ like it’s a bad thing…..
*tries beer wand*
you say “sleasy” like it’s a sad fling…..
is it bad if this makes me horny?
LOLWTF?…..STUPID ASS.
PENIS
What a blonde! She should have known that was the South Pole!
Ouch.
poledancing actually requires quite a bit of training. they have classes for those sorts of things at the gym.
At least she land on something she could actually hurt. That’s probably the least used part of her body.
I like how she is spinning on the pole then she stops dead.
Hurry! While shes unconscious!
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OOOH! Do Nibbler!!
Do Freebird!
hot
It’s ridiculous how nobody cares about the fail anymore, they just try to be the funniest person on the comments.
wanna know what I think is so goddamn funny?
ME!
HAHAHAHAHA!
See?
sorry that it’s not you
turn on fail
that is known as OWNAGE!
when you are clearly an amateur stripper, the mattress should not be up against the wall….it should be under the pole. not that there is anything in that head that needed protecting
Is she pole dancing in an abandoned, condemned crackhouse. That mattress looks like it’s seen better days, so does that skank, crackwhore pole dancer too LOL
I guess she should’ve put the damn mattress underneath her, huh?
shit. i feel sorry for her
Obligatory “giving head” joke
She had a mattress right there. SAFETY FAIL.
A fail? No good-viewers, this is a self-piledriver win!
Hehehe, thought the same… Piledriver ftw
did anyone else notice the hollow clunk she made?
i wonder? how did you find that video? what were you doing that caused you to find it?!
It reminds me of a episode of the King of Queens where Carrie tries to learn Pole dancing and doesn’t get it at all.
and with a sudden thump, her dreams and goals were instantly shattered; for she would never get to dance on amateur night
Ouch. now let’s hope she can find some other job that WON’T kill her in the process.
DUMB BLONDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m really amused haha
explain that at the ER room
shes pretty hot
i’ve heard the echo…
Ow spinal fracture!
When she falls on her head it makes a hollow noise.
how come on youtube you need to confrim your nirth date it doesnt have bad stuff just hilarouse stuff!!!
but golly she is a pure DUMBlonde
not all blondes are dumb just this is the only exception she gives you girls a bad name!
Holy. Crap. 404 comments? Already, granted most of them are trolls, but really?
yes shes blonde
her head sounded hollow
Does it make me a bad person if I’m fapping to this?
thats the sexiest fail ever
her head sounds like a coconut
*grips*