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you are supposed to say…
…FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!
DEPLOY TROLLS HUNTER INC!!! (Dragonwriter, Void and Agita teleport out of nowhere) *thumps cacapeepee with castrator*
FIRSTFIRSTFIRSTFIRSTFRISTFRITSFTRISFSIRTSHIT
and mah link is teh pwnz3r
TOOOOOOL!
made in china
India you mean.
ONLY IN KENYA
Great advertising, stupid troll…
I NEED HELP OVER HERE! VOID, WHERE ARE YOU????? *bends sharpened castrators into ninja shurikens and flings them at cacapeepee*
IM TOO MUCH FOR YOU fOOLS HAHahaHAhAHAHaHahAHaHaAHaHahAH!
(suspense waiting for void/dragonwriter)
The Crackhead is wasting his money upgrading a Mitsubishi Mirage<—hahhahahah
-pulls out Vulcan 20mm canon-
Oh I’m sorry, did i just vaporize your head?
why yes that is our new Troll-o-mobile, so we can travel and own in style.
Not to come off as a bitch but two things:
1. It is better to just ignore them.
2. The constant “troll hunting” is almost as annoying as the trolls themselves. Once in a while is cute and nice but ignoring really does work better.
1. you sure do look pretty when you take charge.
2. you sure do look pretty when you take charge.
3. you sure do look pretty when you take charge.
*flexes cyber muscles*
4. Profit!
*Takes out handerchief and dabs sweat from brow* I do believe I might just faint with all this beauty running around.
*BANG*
*SCHWING*
*Runs around the walls behind the troll*
*Uses the nozzle tube as a neck tie*
*SLAM*
*Drags troll head to floor*
*Brings out super dragon forged tazer*
*BUUUUUUUUUUUUUU….
…ZZZZZZ*
*stand back*
Come GET some!
there was a *Black and white movie of nuclear explosion* but it got erased out cos i messed up my codes… damn it.
Yeah, you are now as much a troll in my book as they are. And you had such potential too.
lollol
Blackface barbie! YAY
How the hell is she supposed to use that phone?
It is hands free, and she can dance over the keyboard to dial a number
If she had feet! Though perhaps she could use her…
Groinworm?
*runs*
*slap*
*strap* (only ’cause ‘wince’ didn’t rhyme!)
Why are you slapping yourself?
I forgot to change back to my proper name. ADmittedly last time I rqan around attacking myself I broke the time continuum, and a much loved Dragon had to come and clear up my mistakes.
i belive you just did it again
She has two silver shoes next to the phone. They can be used as earphones (as long as you are not interested in listening) and I hope her feet are inside.
Now I’m noticing her ‘bump’. She’s about 4 months I reckon.
*puts hands up*
Hey, and it wasn’t me! I’ve had the op!
remember the time DrB became a post-op tranny.
That’s no medallion he wears around his neck.
You’ve goiter be kidding.
Srrsly, no kidding.
obesity is an USA epidemic, you know.
*sits on Lou’s desk* I’ll keep your ears warm.
My ears are not the only part of me getting warm.
Is that your cherries, Lou?
Mookie lost her cherries long before Lou came along, on, in or around.
You hope her feet are in her shoes when she uses said shoes as earphones?
Judging by her dress, it shouldn’t be that hard to get her heels behind her earlobes…
Does that mean her shoes could double as hearing aids?
Why don’t you show the class how you can type with one hand, babe?
Well, certainly I can write with one hand… but I only tried to do it when writing dirty stuff.
It’s more concise to just say “always.”
I just wanted to get some “benefit of the doubt” from those people that don’t know me.
For the correct usage of that phrase you get an A+ and a date with the teacher.
I am looking forward to using correctly other phrases on that date with the teacher.
There will be an oral exam at the end of the semester.
I think you got a little B+ on your chin from the last oral exam.
Yes, he missed a few in that exam.
I am eager to improve, and I will practice as much as needed.
That statement would be more believable if you were kneeling.
*kneels, smiles*
If you teach me the way, I will learn it for the future.
Tsk. Silly boy, don’t talk with your mouth full.
*takes notes: hacer la pelota a la profesora más a menudo*
Quizás mas tarde podemos ayudarnos estudiar mutuamente. he he he
*can actually type with one hand and usually does* *…didn’t know this was considered dirty*
The dangers of the bukkit…
Hahaha. Ewwww.
Doesn’t bear thinking about.
So I thought, better put on the troll costume and beat all the other trolls to it, maybe scare them off. It’s experimental, I know.
I still think you are Horace, from back in the 80s.
Click my name for proof.
Eerie resemblance, I must admit!
What do you mean, you still think?
I wrote a comment late yesterday on a fail questioning if you were of skiing or fighting spiders. THere is a good chance everyone had vacated that fail by then.
Wrong name. Behave.
So, Alan, what was that? Your real name? Is it not Rumplestiltskin then?
I was trying to be funny in the public library fail.
Since I always forget to change back my name and links when I do that, I’m referencing the works of H R Haggard with a link to Horace goes skiing in my name.
I’m an idiot.
Thx for the earworm, Mikey, btw…. flippin’ spider song…
Spider song?
All the wincies were on that earlier Fail, no?
Hahahahahahahaha.
I never spotted that.
Oops.
This is what popped into my head immediately. May it infect your brain. *hugs*
So sorry.
*squeeze*
Gotta love The Who
This is fail. that top does NOT go with the pink flowery skirt. nor with the shoes.
Ftttt. Fashion sense equals zero. There’s no way she’s a Queeny…unless…
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go away! You’re ruining my data!
AND I will rip your head off!
ZOMG! THEY’RE FLOCKING! *sharpens extra-large castrator*
Put it away! It is I, czuhc!
Yes he is.
I like the pirate dress-ups myself…it’s the wench ravishing thing…
Anne Bonney for the win!
van bonnet for the win!
FARCED!
And maybe the dollie’s having one of those mud facial thingies? :S
So do you think she’s a ‘Queeny’ because of that bulge?
Are you sure it wouldn’t be Tranny?
i put on my robe and wizard hat…
doesn’t she know that tanning much can cause skin cancer? plus she’ll be all wrinkled by the time she’s 40!
She’s had so much cosmetic surgery she looks like she is made of plastic anyway.
Aww yea? well you look like a … wtf is that? The white magician dinosaur? almost sounds like a yu-gi-oh card.
The white magician dinosaur, I like it. *nods*
I am moominpappa, I am a moomin.
The name clicky tells you everything.
so… you’re a troll… *slowly reaches for castrator*
Don’t make me take my hat off at you.
you dont have the guts.
*raises hand to hat brim*
*reaches into pocket for castrator*
*starts to lift hat*
*starts to open and aim castrator*
*takes off hat and throws it above Agita*
*throws castrator between Mikey D*
Between? There is only one of me?
between… your legs!
So it’s landed on the floor at my feet?
aahhhh…. F*CK!! my aim is off today.
*hat lands on my head and i start to hear the ‘Guy Sebastion’ album*
what?! WHAT?!?!?! NOT GUUUUUUYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*BLARGHGHGHGSRDGJSDFHhdkjfgherlikjhghmmm…..*
(pssst Mikey. I was in the wing’s with some Wham, just in case
.
Thankyou DrB, it’s appreciated.
I’m glad he decided on what happened with the hat, I hadn’t a clue where to go next.
*phew*
But in tribute to Agita. . .
‘Holy mongoose in a cupcake, I didn’t expect that to happen!’
Holy mongoose in a cupcake! im still alive! i couldn’t get that guy sebastion out of my head so i sung it alot in hell and satan banned me cuz hes the admin.
lolz
hello
not to mention she put her head through a toaster
Suicide Barbie?
i smell a lawsui….or is that just burning flesh?
>.<
lawsuit*
>.<
birthdaysuit*
>.<
army recruit*
Don’t light poots*
(next to Queenie’s head, at least)
or Sylvia Plath Barbie?
Ted Hughes will set the Iron Man on you. If he wasn’t also dead. Think yourself lucky.
I’m unlucky. Iron man sounds like he’d go well with toaster face barbie
of course with the last remark I meant by his name and not talking about his little game with the Star Spirit
i LOVE fake tan Barbie!!! reminds me of all the girls in Ireland and Scotland that dress in short shorts or belt-skirts, no jacket, fake tan, bleeched blonde hair and excessive make up to the pub on a saturday night in December.
i wonder if she’s also available in sober?
skepticism
where?
there
what are you doubting?
FOTOSHOPPED…
Spelling fail
Failing Fail, Failed failing fail!
The Queenie Toilet Brush – from the makers of ShamWow.
Licks right around the rim!
Tongue attachment sold separately.
“Wash before personal use”
Strike Anywhere Barbie. Ohghod that sound awful!
She operates the giant phone by riding it like the Weenie Queen.
I gues the vicar was out of potatoes, eh?
+s
Haha. At least this one had a something to use for a handle!
You sir, have a good memory!
And just for the case the handle breaks, it comes with a cell phone with the emergency number pre-dialed.
hello, the tricycle is back in tha house
-____-’
Try as I might, I can’t see a handle on that cell phone!
does an1 kno how to change pic
try making an account, like i just did
okay now im just as confused as you my profile avatar didnt
become my avatar nows
i keep getting this crappy pic when i comment
Aha! You need to go to gravatar.com and register, my three-wheeled friend.
That is what I did and look what happened to me!
Register now and you get these three puzzle pieces!
Wow, definite fail! I mean, who would wear that top with that dress.
ahahaha…definitely not blended well into her neck:P
Could we call that the “Michelle Obama effect”
they also didn’t put legs.
too much foundation?
were is da feet?
were is da spelling?
He’s doing his Chingy voice. As in “Were is her hurr? It’s thurr. That’s da hurr right thurr. Yo. Check it.”
(I’m not sure if Chingy says “Check it”)
What? The fail is labeled wrong. Have you never seen highschool girls who really do that with their bronzer? However, that outfit is terrible.
Looks more like a racism fail. I mean srsly, Queeny? With that dark a face?
blackface is deplorable.
This looks like the lady from “Something About Mary”.
it looks like someone stuck her head in the oven
She’s a little scary up close.
LOL, Priceless!
RT
http://www.privacy-tools.net.tc
That’s what cell phone radiation will do to your face.
lol, thought the same thing!
Bah, that’s just Staten Island Barbie. Giver her big chunky highlights and some tacky clothes and she is all over The Shore in the summer and Tan In A Can in the winter.
tanorexic…. that reminds me, I gotta get back to campus for class.
is it just me or does this barbie look preggers?
It is not just you, you will be pleased to discover.
Look up! Look up! There is treasure above.
The FAIL is on the cellphone. Too big for the doll’s size… ¬¬
Where’s the fail? She’s teaching kids a valuable lesson about the dangers of cell phone radiation.
Duh
Is she choking on something?
Yes, Ghetto Ken’s monster.
Maybe she’s the pole dancing girl. All the blood went to her head after her stunt.
I once had a babydoll I left out in the backyard. Its body turned coffee color but its head stayed “caucasian”. The first time I met a black person I naturally assumed they had been lying in the sun all week. Didn’t explain why his head wasn’t pink, but then I was only about 3.
My son, when he was 4, theorized that black people don’t swim in the ocean because sharks are color blind so if there is a black person and a white person, they will go after the black person first. He proceeded to tell a black person this after asking if they can swim and getting a negative response. The person looked at me and my southern accent and asked “what are you teaching this child?” Fortunately, my son was not shy and went on to explain how he came up with this thought process after watching shark week.
Oh my God, it’s a ganguro!! XD XD XD
174th!!!
OMG! I know some people that look like this!
It’s Barbitch ?
It’s the guido doll!
Ummm, can I just say one thing…
I LOVE JOY NASH!
Porportion Fail,
(Phone to Doll ratio)
holy eff… where did she get that floral print granny-panty skirt? oh… her face looks funny.
The title gives it the charm. Hilarious.