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You dump your baby here to store it. What’s the fail?
The one on the right has a really dirty face.
Recognizing ethnicity fail
That baby has been at the dump for awhile.
Looks more like hypertrichosis than ethnicity to me.
Human Werewolf Syndrome?
Wow! No wonder they dumped the kid!
Rather that than ‘tree man’. Clicky.
Not in the mood to get queasy this morning Loz, but thanks anyway
Was it the flies working between his woodish toes that made you queasy?
Flies? Those were chipmunks!
I have friends that are Chipmunks!
Those, Sir, were no Chipmunks!
Was one of them Alvin?
hytecrosis is a bird disease
No, from my angle it looks like the kid on the right has shmutz all over it’s face. A big spot on the nose and smears on the cheeks.
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The kids don’t look too happy, though. I guess that’s how I’d look if I’d been dumped, too.
Yeah.. Ethnicity does not include big blobs of dirt on your face. She’s a pretty baby, but needs to be washed.
no. recognising DIRT fail!
fail fail!
Yes, exactly. Except that you are the one guilty of said fail.
nah thats just a pic of the bronzer toy they sell inside
the seal on the left… why the hell is there one?
The seals eat the leftover babies.
the stuffed dogs are there to make sure they get in, but never come out
It’s the seal of the approval.
A baby seal walks into a club…
asks the bartender for the daily special…
But little did he know…
it had already been tested by the monkey…
Aw fish that is tasteless – I like it.
hehe.. glad someone got it.
Yeah, more of a win. I hear it’s far more sanitary than the baby bin.
No, that’s were you dump your accident kids
Oh, but that’s no fun. I prefer to put mine on spikes.
If you pour some gasoline on their heads and you can use them like Tiki torches.
*removes and*
after they roast for a while, you serve them on a garnished platter
Ah yes, i think thats Cajun style…
*takes big bite*
nom nom nom
That’s the American Dream!
lol
Uh, that’s where Angelina Jolie likes to shop no???
Probably in Holland, we call those shops where u can buy babystuff baby-dumps.
You just won a microwave oven sir:
http://baby-dump.nl/index.php?page=ves&id=5
Then that really begs the question of the child on the right.
Is it supposed to be a cute dirty face? I don’t get it.
Yep- I kept meaning to take a picture of the Baby Dump close to the airport at Amsterdam Schiphol, but it looks like someone beat me to it…
We’re got a Baby Dump down the street from my apartment in the south of the Netherlands. It’s awesome. I can’t wait until they have a fire sale.
we do???
Wow, i just took a baby dump…didn’t know you could post pictures though…
rofl
so, do we need to change diapers?
Oh, I just thought you’d clean it up with one of those DumpBabies.
Depends.
Not until after Labor Day.
third!
wrong!
*dumps baby on makkapakka*
*Baby dumps on makkapakka*
*dumps on makkapakka’s baby*
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(ugh….sorry)
That’s the one on the right, yeah?
*looks at makkapakka*
LESSON LEARNED
Pamper your baby with the goods from this store!
Oh! My first nesting fail! Wait….I didn’t say……*Flees!*
*gives Judy a new Flee Collar*
*knits Judy a flees sweater*
*checks judy for ticks*
AacccK! Judy is TICKING!
RUN!
“No, it’s the blue wire NEXT to the red wire!”
*snip*
“Whew! That was close!
It’s all right, folks. All taken care of. You can now go back to your regularly scheduled blogging.”
I’d like to see you out in the moonlight,
I’d like to kiss you way back in the sticks.
I’d like to walk you through a field of wildflowers,
and I’d like to check you for ticks.
Oooh, you never know where one might be,
and oooh, there’s lots of places that are hard to reach.
A true Pennsylvanian
Correction. West Virginian.
No WV jokes, please. I’m dating an Ohioian (sp?). I’ve heard them all.
Ohioan.
Maybe the seal took a dump on one of those kids and they want to let everyone know about it?
It’s obvious, isn’t it? You dump your old babies here, like the one on the right, and take a new, fresh baby home.
And here I thought you were supposed to dump that at daycare and preschool so the teachers could raise them.
Adult-Dump did so well they opened up this franchise. The elderly and babies are shuttled to the various locations so both groups can benefit from a grandparent-grandchild-like experience.
I dumped my mother at one of the Adult-Dump sites! Haven’t heard from her since, and we’re all a lot happier!
I used to bake cakes for people at an adult daycare and it broke my heart to take the cakes there. Little old ladies would save up a dollar here and a dollar there just so they could have a cake. And I wasn’t allowed to just give them to them, the center wouldn’t let me so I barely charged anything
Do you think the shamwow on the right is ready for the washing machine?
I dunno. Here, smell it. *proffers*
*sniffs* You been drying with babywow again?
something smells fishy to me.
*catches a whiff*
kinda yeasty spoiled scent mixed with a touch of herbal
*wrinkles nose*
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HEY!!!
HAI! How’r yew?
booooooo
EEK you scared me there
RAAAAAAAAWRRRRR!
Maybe it’s an ENGRISH way of saying, “Get rid of all your old baby crap here”?
1 child law still in effect? Damn, I thought it ended!
23th!!!!
epic win
in sparta, babies that were considered weak were killed or dumped outside to starve… this is the modern equivolent
THIS IS SPARTA!!!
*kicks Britiney Spears into a deep dark hole*
rofl
*saves innocent Britiney Spears from the terrors of a deep dark hole*
*throws the Real Britney Spears in*
You’re such a womaniser.
Moi? I.. I didn’t realize. *hides head in uncomfortable shame*
I just thought that I was a man who likes many women and has short sexual relationships with them.
Kicking Britiney Spears in her deep dark hole is a good way to lose a foot.
I’m pretty sure he just wants to throw her into the Pit of Death, right?
The Gorge of Eternal Peril.
And gets a foot stuck?
C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-Combo breaker!
rofl
benevolent
Sometimes you gotta be cruel to be kind…
In the right measure.
Lets this slide, benevalently.
I must read all the comments before posting.
I must read all the comments before posting.
I must read all the comments before posting.
Rinse and repeat
So much for that ‘No child left behind’ law.
They’re not left behind. They’re dumped. There’s a difference. (for further examples, look at the U.S. political system and their explanations for stuff).
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And, good morning! Happy Friday!
TGIF!!!!!!!
Very much so! Kid’s having a sleepover tonight & won’t be home til 2pm Saturday. Hubby works this weekend. I have the WHOLE house to myself!
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Peace and quiet!
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Care to join me to enjoy such a rare event?
SURE! I’ll bring Beer & Picnic Supplies as needed.
I think she was talking to B2th…and I’m tellin’.
I was talking to B2th! I’m telling Skwerlly Bob!
Skwerlly Bob is a bad influence on you.
I was just going to get drunk, eat popcorn and watch!
*munch munch*
OH! Finally!
I get some recognition and appreciation!
(click me name)
I don’t see it, guvna.
Need some butter for that popcorn, SB?
Nah! Fattening ya know, a skwerl gotta stay in shape.
as needed.
But Id be willing to butter you up
No, a skwerl’s gotta watch his weight!
I could butter you up some, if needed.
Please do. And you can be as salty as you like.
Don’t get your babies here. I know a place where you can get fresh homemade babies.
Fresh from the oven?
Yes, they’re much better while they’re still warm.
I love babies. I just can’t finish a whole one.
Such a waste, when babies are starving in Africa!
That’s why you save the left overs, chop them up and make a nice FettuccineAl Baby.
That’s one of my favorites, but it’s so fattening.
I know! Goes straight to your breasts.
Especially the male babies.
I really like the free range ones.
I rinse them in virgin glacial water,
stuff with organic brown rice and rosemary,
bake in my eco-friendly solar oven,
and serve dipped in fresh red clover honey
on handmade earthenware plates
while sitting on the hard packed dirt floor
of the Yurt I built myself of recycled materials.
LOL! I know where that is! It’s near the City Cinema in Roosendaal, The Netherlands!
Netherlanders don’t like their babies?
No, the Dutch are infamous for baby-killing sprees. It’s a side-effect of their weed habit. That and death, of course.
Baby-killing sprees cause death? Do you have facts or are you just making that up?
I think I worded that badly.
I meant it causes baby-killing as well as the death of the user. As in Cop Fail.
It’s in Utrecht, this one, actually… I think the schmutzy-face has something to do with child labor.
there are 12 shops around the country…
with dirty babies
my baby was clean, I kept him
(name = link)
Nice to know I can dump my babies close to home.
Is this the one right next to the best western, across from the train station. I have submitted this picture to Failblog before, but I guess this picture must have had better lighting.
Ah, I see the fail. On line have fallen off. Instead of = it´s -
or is it
Baby – Dump = more lovable (??)
Are you Dutch?
sixty-nine
Hm, for some reason this makes me more inclined to want children…
Pre-Used ones?
FIRST!!!!
I always wanted to the first one to Post. Im so happy now!
FIRSTFIRSTFIRSTFIRST
Oh, Dom…you were so close. Maybe next time.
He was?
Well…no, but he tries so hard.
Shhhhhhh! Sure!
Good going Dom! Good for YOU! McDonald’s is calling.
[no where near, but if we congratulate them they tend to get all happy and shut up!]
kinda like when my young daughter tried to spell “birthday”.
She put “bhurftdae” and I congratulated her for her effort and told her that is her career goals included fast food, that is was just fine.
1:
isif2:
is3: bukkit pls.
*hands SB the bukkit*
You don’t often ask for this.
Thanks!
*grimaces*
I try so hard to not make mistakes…
*splort!!*
…the taste of high school cafeteria food, that moves by itself, is NOT good!!
You need not fear unless it tastes better as vomit.
Or she could work for ICHC.
fail
You look like a plan view of a bird’s nest.
Looks like the guy was about an hour and a half of fail from first.
Dat was dom.
Don’t they make Pampers for that condition?
Yes, and if you buy the ones marked 16 to 28 lbs you only have to change them about once a week.
Oh, ick!
Yeah, Norm, but the price of the duct tape, to keep those on, offsets the cost savings so that it’s a near wash.
Easier to leave ‘em naked in a big ol’ wash tub and hose ‘em down daily.
lol… sure not, my boy blows those pampers like 6 to 7 per day.
Haah, Roosendaal, Noord Brabant, (The Netherlands)
A 2 min walk from here, What a small world.
*yells at a dust mote*
I’M HERE LEON! CAN YOU HEAR ME?
IK BEN HIER LEON! KUN JE ME HOREN?
Ah vlakbij het Station? Ik heb ‘t op meerdere plekken gezien, volgens mij hebben ze meerdere vestigingen ofzo
Dutchies are takin’ over!
Dutch language is really strange…
No it’s not.
prove it!
Dutch: hand is in warm water
English: hand is in warm water
That sounds more like Engrish.
Hij slaakte een angstschreeuw op het comazuipfeest.
I think dutch sounds kinda cute.
It *is* cute. (clickie)
That explains soooo much!
Graffiti in ladies’ rooms:
“For a Swaffelen good time, call …”
To the monolingual and ill-educated, I suppose so… *sigh*
I like babies, they taste like spaghetti if done right.
Yes me too. But I’m the same person so that makes sense.
that is almost funny Bubu
I like soft pancakes
Your ankles look swollen, eat more balogna.
Converse with yourself much?
I think we’re getting to see Bubu Seekle’s first and second thoughts. Cool.
On second thoughts, maybe not.
Reply fail
Sometimes, when it rains, I think of smurfs.
it does exist! All these years I thought my mom was just trying to scare me with empty threats…
All there is inside is a fat man waiting on his dinner….
I know other posters have made this claim previously, but they were lying.
The truth is I’m FiRSt!!
Don’t be fooled by the imitators.
Nothing to do with the fail except for it being about a kid.
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A father asks his 10 year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees
“I don’t want to know,” the child said, bursting into tears. “Promise me you won’t tell me.”
Confused, the father asked what was wrong.
The boy sobbed.
“When I was six, I got the *There’s no Easter Bunny* speech.
At seven, I got the *There’s no Tooth Fairy* speech.
When I was eight, you hit me with the *There’s no Santa* speech.
If you’re going to tell me that grown-ups don’t really get laid, I’ll have nothing to live for”
Nothing to do with the fail except for it being about a kid.
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A teacher asks her class, ”If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?” She calls on little Johnny.
”None, they all fly away with the first gunshot.”
The teacher replies, ”The correct answer is 4, but I like the way you think.”
Then Little Johnny says, ”I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?”
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, ”Well I suppose the one that’s gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.”
”The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on…but I like the way you think .”
Meh, it’s not the stupidest name. In New Zealand there’s a shop called The Baby Factory, and no – it’s not an IVF clinic, it’s a baby’s clothes shop.
Do gypsies take their unwanted babies here when they can’t find a doorstep?
Okay, that does it. I think I’ll stop reading comments on this site, they’re all just so… stupid.
Well, you sure fit right in if you are saying all the comments are stupid. Yours fits the bill.
Considering the pic isn’t even a FAIL, I think anything goes…
Stupid is as stupid does.
Wait – you mean the comments can be read?
Favorite store of negligent mothers.
Dit vindt http://www.je-moeder.nl niet leuk.
we have that store here in the netherlands O.o
LOL, now that one cracked me up!
RT
http://www.privacy-tools.net.tc
I used to walk past one of these in Beverwijk, Holland everyday.
that is in heerlen
http://www.baby-dump.nl/
this is in eindhoven! where i used to live in holland, my dad used to laugh at this being a scottsman
I actually worked there for a bit when they had hands short (I work at the distribution centre for the countryusually, but I got brought to there by truck) nice people, but indeed, the name fails, as well as the company
Dump = depot
it’s a store like this one: http://www.kindercompagnie.nl/.
THE BABY DUMP! DUMP YOUR BABIES HERE!
YOU! QUIT YOUR ANTICS!
*Spartan Lasers*
My best guess is that DUMP = DEPOT
Thus the Dutch version of Home Depot = Home Dump
(which sounds like a close relative’s place)