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FIRST!!!
*Swings fire extinguisher*
you tell ‘em void
You can call me the troll hunter from now on…
ya know whats funny? paladins own hunters…
ya know whats funny about that… Is I am a paladin.. oh the irony
k ima stop with the wow references they r gettin old.
In that case…Welcome
Unless they’re shamwow comments of course.
I think you tidied-up my Wel come just nicely
Well cum ?
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dammit where’s void when we need him?
GET DOWN!!!!
*DOINK*
*wipes nose with back of hand*
Next please!
Just to make sure they don’t do it again…*adds to pain from fire extinguisher by tazing*
(Comments wont nest below this level)
and boom! goes the dynamite!
that’s nearly the size of my…………….
Of your ass? Wow.
So this is what the inside of a vagina looks like
no they don’t -.-
WHERES PEDOBEAR WHEN YOU NEED HIM?! oh nvm hes hiding in the bushes
*Schwings! Fire extinguisher*
Is that a hammer in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?
‘fraid you’ll never know, cos you can’t touch this.
hammer time!
Is that a fountain in your pocket or are you just please to see me?
It’s a fire extinguisher, and yes.
Mmmmm sensual.
Mmmmm consensual.
Mmmmm that’s not what she screamed.
mmmmmm, thank you, heres a sham-wow, wwipe the corner of your mouth.
Mmmmmm, thank you very much.
You are vedddddy veddddy welcome
well they sure are curios as to whats inside. never to early to start?
soon they will be experimenting, like pouring dishwashing liquid inside and leaving it on, to make lots of foam come out. thats a fail pic i’d like to see. I think my logic fails somewhere though
Pack it full of instant-milk powder.
maybe my logic didnt fail? heck what would i know im just a christian beaver i dont believe in science.
Then according to you… i am unbelievable?
so your a webbed toed, flat butted water creature that carries a bible?
Natures Bible thumper.
I almost blew a snot bubble trying to stiffle my laugh.
Snot bubble? Is that a euphemism for a pissy john?
You are simply too much lady, you need a spanking, let me get my feather and you come here and lay across my lap.
Mahim-Oak Curios? Diablo II roxorz
Oh my god, it’s a LARGE Penis?
No, that’s clearly an ear.
You sure? There could be speculation on that.
You’re right. That’s an eye.
hope the kids do not recognize with wath they are playing
water fountain looks like a penis!!! lololol
Is that Michael Jackson’s water feature?
His is a lot thinner and more white.
. . .and he wouldn’t let young girls near it?
. . .and there’s no chimp hair on it. . .
And his has a mole on it. Apparently.
Thats not a mole, he’s wearing a costume!
Mr. Happy?
That’s no mole, THATS A SPACE STATION!
His enema device?
That’s extreme colonic irrigation.
Dear visitors of Neverland, to your right you can see the thirst quenching Cum Well. Next stop: The Hung Well.
Next stop: Done Well.
Later: Dung Well.
Water: Sprung Well.
Voidy: Hung Well.
Hurled: Flung Well.
Curled: Sung Well
Pearled: Tongue Well.
Burled: Clung Well.
Furled: Lung Well.
Burled: Jung Well.
They never saw it coming.
jizz, thats a hard conclusion!
This fountain is a babe magnet.
Pedophile WIN!
FIRST
no it’s my FIRST… First time to brandish a Troll! TAKE THIS….
*Smahses troll across the head with fire extinguisher*
*pants heavily two or three times*
that wont kill him. you gotta spam his youtube account until he goes insane and castrates himself, thus preventing future trolls.
How does one “brandish” a troll? Isn’t the purpose of your rant to get rid of the troll not to wave it around or use it as a weapon? Will you be threatening other trolls with the troll you are brandishing? Never bring a knife to a troll fight? Do you have enemies that have their own trolls to use against you?
My troll is semi-automatic.
I have a Swiss Army Troll. It’s a great multi-function tool.
I have a bazooka troll. I bend it over, cock it’s left leg and ammo fires from the ass. It comes with a flamethrower attachment too but the aim is not dependable.
Trolls don’t kill people. People kill people.
Trolls of mass destruction…they go into Catholic churches and disrupt the pews.
Hey Czuhc. How does one circumcise a rock?!
with a knife of course!
I suppose, because rock wins scissors.
It’s have to be a papercut?
*winces*
*winces thrice*
*winces further at his incorrect sentence construction*
Oh God you menace. I flinched. You really got cut-through with that one. *waddles off with knees together*
I think we should all just shuffle away and pretend this thread never happened.
*turns light off and locks all entrances*
*peeks at the thread through a crack in the wall*
*giggles*
*passes out band aids* *kisses boo-boos*
God. I never thought I’d say this, but…Mookie, please stop that. You’re meant to be stemming the flow…not flowing the stem!
*rips off Dr. B’s band aid* Better?
Jesus! That’s just mean to an end.
*eyes water*
*kisses it and makes it better*
Can I be next? I have tons of pretend boo boo’s
Well, as it is clearly a troll’s penis, I should begin with asking his consent. He is very likely to answer “FIRST” or “PENIS!”, which can be taken as a yes.
Mikey D, you are a bad, bad, man. I’ve never had cause to use the term groinworm before.
That term isn’t really helping matters
Aww Mikey, I can see you’re feeling bad. While that image will be with Lou, yourself, and I forever, I know that time, alcohol and fresh Fails will dull the razor-sharpness of the memory. You know, one day we’ll look back on that thread and laugh…
*winces*
*sip, sip, pass*
(Oh, and the stealthy Loz
)
RSPCC at local house remove children, after they were reported noting the size of daddy’s rock fountain.
You should see his girlfriend. Hard b*tch.
Hehehe. I just can’t help thinking about the rock giant from Neverending Story! Hehehehe
Awwwwww. I’m never going to be able to watch that film again
In the never ending story 2/3 You can quite cleary see the bad queen/witches lady fur as she turns around. Hurrah for no underwear!
Hahahahahah!!!! I just noticed the cock ring at the bottom!! LOLOLOL.
Wow, talk about losing all sensation. You should have felt that long ago before seeing it. I need to find a smaller cockring apparently.
Alright Mr. Skin.
*Moves Neverending Story DVD over to the Disney section.*
My kids have a dog that looks like the Luckdragon. Just sayin’.
Awwww, Mikey’s having a bad day already. *hugs* DrB, is it too early for Mike’s brandy and cigar?
By ‘brandy and cigar’ do you mean ‘its-mikeys-turn-tonight’? We’ll just let the float past a little first…
Fails^
What are you and Mikey taking turns doing? What kind of party is this, exactly…
Und tell me vat do you do mit da terns ven you take dem?
Oh. It was Mikey’s turn for the foot rub…but he seems to have skipped ‘group’ tonight/day. Maybe he’s gone to soak-off a bandaid? That would be the humane way
It’s the perfect Pine Whizzz dispenser!
What does that thing use for a prophylactic? Paris Hilt*n??
It’s a real erocktion, that’s for sure!
I think he’s a porn star. Man, that guy can get mineral on cue…
That’s my kind of fountain.
know where I could get one?
No, but it would be pretty easy to make. I know a guy who has the *perfect* mould.
Yes, Easter Island. This is just a fountain for tourists coming to see the moai.
*Snicker*
*Liquor*
*Quicker*
*Vicar*
*picker* …….. gotta say it…… POTATO!
*Flicker*
*bicker*
wicker.
*nicker*
The Pedobear memorial water fountain. Goes well with the Little Angels pedobear van.
all for just 3 payments of 49.95 + gst.
(aus? nz?)
why pounds sterling of course. Which means, at the moment, it’s almost free!
Doesn’t sound like Aus, since Aus will usually include GST rather than add it later.
first!
Where a troll killer when you need it!
Right here. *whips out shotgun* *BOOMHEADSHOT*
Girls look like they are very intersted in that liquid
Lame, some people just see a penis in everything. I once heard a guy talk about the phallic (not failic!) symbolism of the twin towers. People who think this is a fail, because they see two girls playing with a huge dick, probably giggle when they hear “come”.
are you telling us that you DON’T laugh when you see two little girls playing with a huge dick?
if you don’t see a penis is this fountain, then maybe you should get the doctor to check you. you might have a) a sight deficiency or b) a mutilated penis.
Also, this has everything to do with the twin towers.
I feel your anger, if little Wormulon looks like that.
But you do realise this is why, lipstick is the way it is, the reason a coca cola bottle is shaped so.
maybe he skipped freud’s phallic stage? maybe he’s still at the poo stage?
just trying to guess…
well, actually, “little wormulon” looks like a clit.
Nine Eleven
Little Wormulon looks like Nine Eleven?
well, if that’s a good thing, then yes. otherwise, no.
hehehehe… you said “come”
boobies!
hehehehe…you look like a cat with a Dirty Sanchez.
*envisions czuhc giving his cat a dirty sanchez and backs away slowly*
I understand Ronber.
Sometimes a cigar is really just a cigar.
Go baby!
ceci n’est pas une pipe
Maybe just a pipe cleaner, no?
The whole “(not fallic!) thing is pointless since the word is only spelled “phallic” and “phallus”. Maybe you meant “(not phallus!)”. Either way, you fail. Your whole comment fails.
Lol, I wrote “(not failic!)”, fool.
*giggles*
ronber fail.
That thing looks like a dick. Plain and simple.
This fail is a win for Pedobear Seal of Approval.
Yes. Yes it does.
But… what is it SUPPOSED to be?
it was supposed to be a bird, but they mixed up th rubber molds at the multi-product production factory. Somewhere out there is a very strange dildo….
That’s why butt plugs are so much better.
uh…..ummmm…….uh…..omg i cant think now! mind racing! dirty thoughts coming! system overload! AGGGGGGHHHHHHH! ok, need a cigarette, a towel and somee clean clothes.
Clicky my nicky
AHHHHH, it wont let me, it’s blocked at work.
*falls over laughing*
You win at life, Ryannon.
That must’ve been quite a bris.
Oy, you shoulda seen the Moyle afterwards!
The Mohel did toil.
Our nations industries are teaching females at an early age to have it put in their face and smile. What a great wworld we live in.
Gives a whole new meaning to: morning wood! as hard as a rock! big stiffy! if you are affected by an erection lasting as long as 4hrs, also known as priapism, seek a local pharmacy or retail store, purchase lots of lubricant, contact spouse 30 minutes ahead of time and inform them to brace themselves cause you are headed home to them for the rest of the day.
Also, instead of getting laid, you get stoned…by a 2 ton penis.
Maybe thats actuaal what happens in those 3rd world countrys when they say that they stoned the woman to death.
If your kids are spending more than four hours at that fountain, SEE A DOCTOR!!
Has anyone seen Pedobear lately? I heard he’s been outside for quite a while… probably just laying around or something…
Oh god, they start training them early.
snooPINGAS usual, I see.
At least its not a yogurt despenser.
So this is some sort of natural formation turned water fountain? I hope it is, because if someone actually made that, there is no way they didn’t know what they were doing.
It’s a mushroom. Nothing disgusting here. Jeez you people. If you look closely, you will see that it is the National Forest of Fungi and all their fountains and buildings look like mushrooms and toadstools.
what kind of mushroom?
a stinkhorn
no.
these were concrete artworks commisioned by the city council, and are supposed to represent a stylised young leaf of a tree fern or something along those lines… By the way, these things are in Auckland Zoo, Auckland, New Zealand. From memory that would be the white rhyno enclosure behind them (there are about a dozen of the hard rock cocks around the zoo).
Next time your there tell the manager he needs to increase the water pressure.
Man, that, er, water fountain, is hard as a rock!
this is child pornography
That is wrong on so many levels!
paris and nicki….the early years
It’s official. I have a dirty mind.
Well you have no business here on Failblog. We insist that all comments be clean and family oriented. There will be no talk of sex, penis’, vaginas, Mookie giving hand jobs or anything of that nature. Now bow your head and ask for forgiveness for your filthy thoughts!
How low to bow?
Are they filthy thoughts or are they natures way of getting us to create more life?
It’s not a fail. It’s just that you all have sick minds. :p
This is just wrong.
Hooray for penis!
Funny, your mom says the same thing.
Why is there always at least one little girl in every FAIL involving an object that looks like a penis? o_O
Their attracted to the object without realizing what their going to desire in the years to come.
Wouldn’t it be funny if they turned out to be lesbians?
mages ftw!
alliance ftw!
perenolde ftw!
Should be “ignorance fail” by the poster, many cultures use phallic symbols and fountains are not rare.
This picture is not funny. I get sprayed in the face everyday…
Then remember what to do to avoid getting sprayed in the face.
This picture isnt funny. I get sprayed in the face everyday…
Hahaha, that looks like it’s the Auckland Zoo. I’ve passed those fountains dozens of times. Pretty much all of the water fountains there look like that.
yup, rhino enclosure in the background
I don’t get it — ohhhh! *blushes and backs away*
do u reckon the parents told there kids to do this
PWND! By a drinking fountain
ok seriously who gets payed to design stuff like that, it’s friggin ridiculous. I’ll be these guys just do it for fun and somehow the get businesses to pass these designs lol
This… I know where it is!
It’s at Auckland Zoo, in New Zealand, near the elephant observation steps!
Yay! New Zealand makes it to the FAILBlog at last!!
Hurrah! Auckland Zoo. I can’t believe I hadn’t noticed it there before. I night go especially to see it. And drink from it.
It’s a horrible, malfunctioning drinking fountain that honestly – no lies – goes on unexpectedly…
Eww. Gross!
I’d get a fountain like that.
this is it
That is so wrong…
MWUAHUAHUHAUHUAHUHAUHAUHAUH!
Why don’t they have fountains like this where I live? I’d never stop drinking from them. I should petition city council or something.
I know some guys who’ve had more mouths on their *rockpiles* than this thing has had…oops I’ve said too much!
Seriously, it ought to be illegal for kids to drink from this thing. And if married people drink from it, that should be grounds for divorce. Whoever designed this thing sure has some PAIR OF BOULDERS!
Oy yoy yoy….
Now that’s just sick.
I’m really turned on by it.
WINNN
I don’t get it! what’s wrong with the water fountian….
looks like a penis
Actually, if you’re a lolicon, that’s an epic win. SCHWING.
lol its fuuny coz it looks like a willy
OMG… wtf was the mayor the authority in that place was thinking?
damn, girls love it when a guy jizzes