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I’d hate to be on the bottom!
That’s what she said
Ha-cha-cha!
How is this a fail? This looks like a WIN!
This is a fail, you can clearly see there’s room for 13 more.
I’m with “tmwwmgkbh”
WIN
yeah, but I’m guessing it gets crappy gas mileage…
It gets GREAT gas mileage, per capita. Mass transit.
Welcome to fail, ftcltr. Nice of you to join us!
thanks v.
love the blog
love u
definitely a supreme WIN
There is even enough room for me, dragon and agita. Troll Hunters Inc.
But is there room for all our accoutrements??
Methinks it would be a…wait…where’s Mikey. I need to say *SQUEEZE* and it just feels all wrong without him.
(Welcome, ftcltl!)
Gad. I’m just going to call you “caller”, since I refuse to call you the “f” word. :p
*goes to find the bukkit*
*gleefully hands it over*
*ker-SPLORTCH!!*
*clambers out from under the baggage*
*SQUEEZE*
*Jumps down onto the sand and beats out a repetitive tattoo*
We have wormsign such as not even the gods have seen!
*jumps on a worm and goes to teach the fremen the way of the moomin*
THE OBAMAMOBILE
VIVA TEJAS!!!
i do agree, this is sparta, i mean WIN
BIG WIN
its a ultra win!!!!!! over there in order to get into the carpool lane you need at least 50 people on one car! XD
This is a fail because it isn’t a win
Definetely not a fail… I say Supreme WIN
i agree… definitely an epic win
That’s what she said.
im with “first time caller, long time reader”, who is with “tmwwmgkbh”
WIN
im with “[dangeruss]” who is with “first time caller, long time reader”, who is with “tmwwmgkbh”
WIN
im with all those freaks. an obsolete win!
no no, it’s a resolute win!
I’m with “deinrefected” who is with “[dangeruss]” who is with “first time caller, long time reader”, who is with “tmwwmgkbh”… doh! WIN FAIL.
i’m with the fail blog
I’m with you mom
I’m with “tmwwmgkbh, who is with “deinrefected” who is with “[dangeruss]” who is with “first time caller, long time reader”, who is with “tmwwmgkbh”… hey! How did you created that clone? Using the toilet cabin time machine?
I’m with Stupid *points up*
I’m with Ryannon. *points up*
I’m down with that. *points up*
I’m with the ladies! *Points up*
Look, no hands!
No, but I see your pointer.
Watch where you point that thang!
Eek! Careful it doesn’t go off!
I’m with Your Father.
lunchbox has a cool handle.
suck my dick! *points down*
I’m with stupid
*erases with and giggles maniacally*
*pats dexxxxter on the back*
*walks away snickering*
*removes “with”, places “and” at the beginning, and covers “giggles”*
It’s not fun when someone makes you inadvertently say things, is it?
If it made sense and was funny, of course it is fun. Don’t you have a wet dream to screw up somewhere?
*removes “inadvertently say things, is it?” and replaces it with “have intimate relations with a potato…and I should know!”*^^
WOOO! I is one of yer funny an engaged studints! No0b/.
spnuk on your tits!
FIRST
Who the, how the, what the hell is this guy doing here?
Allow me.
*gently pushes BFF aside*
*thwacks troll on the head with cane*
*borrows Karo syrup from Lunchbox and pours it on troll’s head*
*ties troll to a fire ant nest*
*sets troll on fire*
*gives him an F- on his report card and sends him back to kindergarten*
Believe me…I know how to deal with such students.
Apparently he’s one of Dragonwriter’s students. Do you think she told them all about FB and invited them?
Juses effing christ, no.
Sure did.
PENIS
*stomp!*
No panic! It was ME all the time. Just wanted an excuse to use a John Bauer troll…and to inquire after your first day with the students, in some twisted way.
*wanders in with flock of friends*
Um… need anything?
Actually, yes. By tomorrow I have to come up with a good name for an enterprise I will start. Any ideas?
Actually, yes. By tomorrow I will have to come up with a good name for an enterprise that I will start. It’s a one man Ltd with which I will participate in a GP enterprise. Any ideas?
Only if it’s no trouble, my friend…
I give up. Blogmonster is feeding on my comments.
*ahem*
I was talking to Dragon.
I also have no idea what you plan to do is.
*blink*
*removes superfluous “is” from Avis’ post*
And fire away, hon. It’s all yours.
Sorry ’bout that. I think I need a refresher course in composition.
*directs flock to perch above the troll*
Do you like them? They’re somewhat larger than the other flock, but sightly more effective.
The sparrows are flying again.
More like Rocs!
Oooh, VERY nice, Avis! I’d love to see what they can do…
Give them a minute or two….
No, no, wait for it….
Ok, that was disgusting. Is there anything left of the troll under all of that?
I’m NOT with dangeruss.
FAIL.
Oh, good, I’m not the only one. I thought it was good when we had thirteen in the pickup truck, but this takes it. WIN for you guys as long at that thang is moving.
actually there’s a guy on that truck showing the V sign. WIN
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. YOUR COMMENT MADE MILK COME UP MY NOSE.
Assuming I was drinking milk.
Remember children. Don’t drink milk that came from the nose.
You’ll become lactose intolerant, your bones will weaken, and eventually you will die.
So the secret to immortality is not drinking nose-milk. I have a plan so cunning you could brush your teeth with it.
Is Milk the name you call your boyfriend?
Johnny is snorting milquetoast?
Or Harvey Milke!
itd be fnny if they hit a bump and evry1 fell off
shuda made a picture with ppl flying through the air
i dont see how thats funny…
Troll Fight!!!
I’ll put $10 on the annoying one for a win!
That’s a win-win Ry, no matter how you look at it!
Dragonwriter, I request your assistance.
Best comment on this thread – supreme WIN!!!
The fact that the truck is still moving and on sand…makes this a win.
At least…I think it’s still moving.
How can you tell? The way their hair is blowing in the wind?
niiiiiiiiiiiiice!!!!!!!!!!!!! keep the funny coming. honestly i believe the comments r funnier than the actual pic.
I say it’s a win cause the truck can carry all of them and it doesn’t get stuck in the sand. It’s a win .
Yep, WIN.
EPIC WIN!
Sure if you are trying to create a life sized human/truck version of Outback’s bloomin’ onion!
Absolutely it’s a WIN! Look at the guy waving on top!
OTOH, good luck getting the driver to stop ’cause you’ve gotta take a leak!
Umm, SHOTGUN!!!!
Agree this is a WIN. Fail is what we’re all too used to seeing: http://modernmatriarch.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/trafficjam.jpg
Ah, the 110/Harbor Freeway southbound at 4pm. Many, many an hour I’ve wasted sitting on that godforsaken road!
LB when I moved to NJ I was told to live “below the bridge” aka south of the Raritan River. I chose a place 10 minutes from work and paid an additional $100 a month rent for the closeness. My friends were late 3 out of 5 days a week because they lived “below the bridge” to save the money. They spent it in time and gas and the earlier wake up to get to work close to on time. NJ traffic is horrible.
agreed, this looks like a win to me
im just amazed the truck isnt buried in sand…perhaps it has power suspensian
how many ppl do you suppose are sitting up there?
Ok, I like to know who made that truck. Can never load mine like that.
You’re right! Unless someone fell off, it’s a win.
Definitely a win
its a win for transportation as its actually moving
if you were on it though it might be considered a transportation fail
I came here to say the same thing.
I agree, that is a hell of a large load of people and parcels.
Epic balance win
Definitely a car pooling win!!!
It’s definitely a win… until they hit a pothole!
Then a fail
I contend this is a win.
I SO AGREE!!! omg this is epic win
to me this looks more like a win than a fail.
haha nice one!!!
This is an EPIC WIN. If the wheels fell off it would be a fail.
And for the moron who said “I’d hate to be on the bottom”
They are clearly sitting on cargo, YOU ARE ON THE BOTTOM
Report to the registrar’s office.
*has application ready*
*approves form*
But do you think these figures are right…?
I’ll be going over them again and again. It’s going to take all night.
*spreadsheets*
Oooh, I’ll make sure you have complete Access, then, since you surely do Excel at going over figures.
Word!
What would you like me to do, round up or round down?
Ah, you jest with me. I know you are binomial.
From the expression on your face, I see you like the logarithm.
‘Tis my favorite of all rhythms…I think we’re headed towards simultaneous equations!
Let’s see if this rings a bell.
You know I’ll do anything Fourrier.
*finds the harmonics*
*knows his time and frequency*
DAMN………..RIGHT!
yes
this is sad and funny . we should help these people
i can’t tell which ones are parcels and which ones are people…
great..
EPIC WIN
Samir… get your hand from my bottom
Its all good untill somebody starts singing ‘Rock the Boat’
Wow, looks like a Saturday night in Quebec
wow, sounds like an ignorant comment
probably coming from someone who’s never been to Qc
You’re right, berg. This is clearly a Tuesday night QC activity.
Wow, you can hear what people have typed.
wow, you don’t understand the figurative nature of english.
Wow, you don’t understand the tone of sarcasm.
B♯, when done properly.
Hmm, I guess I’m tone deaf then. I thought it was A-sharp.
But the response fell flat.
I like how you augmented that.
She has a treble cleft palate.
I’m not atuned to this sort of speak.
Look sharp! It’s a measure of your talent if you can spot it, so take note.
Take notes? Damn, why didn’t you tell me class had started? *Tunes in to lecture*
Accordion to the syllabus, we have class every Thursday and have a paper due every 32nd day of the month.
We must “etude” very hard, to borrow a French phrase.
Etude Brutus?
A-chord-ing to numerous harmonizing sources, the best way to pitch the tone of sarcasm is with a string, preferably in C or C#
B♯ was of course the best offering so far, but for centuries C♯ was considered simply rude in any mode and might be the best existing candidate.
Notation fail.
And what if, say, that Rute was *from* Quebec, and does this sort of thing on Saturday night? Hmmm, smart-ass?
Because, you know, there are SO many deserts in Canada…
Yep, under the piles of snow…
There are deserts under the snow. The tundra is technically a desert because it gets so little annual precipitation.
the tundra is in the prairies and yeah, it’s a desert, mostly in alberta and saskatchewan. but Qc is not in the prairies, and it does get an insane amount of both rain and snow. in the north, there’s a Boreal forest and the whole province has an incredible amount of lakes.
Qc is not a desert. but that is not to say that there aren’t deserts in Canada. Qc is only a small part of the world’s second largest country.
the picture need not necessarily be in a dessert it might
be at a very sandy beach on a very hazy day
also the fail is a refering to the vehicle not the desert maybe these things do happen on the beaches or indeed else where in Quebec
semantic fail
largest by landmass? or by total number of people fit into a moving vehicle?
this picture was probably taken in the Sahara Desert
those are most likely workers migrating between Libya and Niger, and probably being smuggled too
there was an article in 2001 reporting that a group of about 100 abandoned in the desert by a smuggler and left to die
Wait! This is my stop! Hey!!
Let me off at the next mirage.
Considering how the load is arranged, do you think that the driver has even a clue that there are at least 100 people on top?
“Gee Abdul, ever since we passed that crowd of refugees, we’ve been getting really shitty gas mileage!”
Obama’s family headed to the White House…
And it begins…
Couldn’t make that joke if Big Mac and Flailin’ Palin won…
Begins? Political name calling is older than this country, bucko. Both sides are equally guilty for it. You would be correct in saying “And it continues with yet another candidate who doesn’t have 100% approval rating.”
Nor will any political candidate ever have a 100% approval rating. Nor, in fact, will you.
Political name calling =/= BLATANT RACISM.
Assuming that due to rumours of being muslim that he’s arabic, FAIL!
Doesn’t matter where he came from, it’s still an inferior race.
the trolls are real quick on this one…
Basing superiority on race, over which you have no control, rather than the ability to actually achieve something indicates an inferior brain.
Does a 6 minute mile make me superior in my race?
No, it was a ‘who can walk slowest’ race
can you jump
Joke’s on you, dumbass since it was made clear by science SO long ago that race doesn’t exist except in the sense that we are all part of the HUMAN RACE. Race the way your ignorant ass describes it is a figment of your racist and defective imagination!
Tell ‘em brother!
The joke’s on you: How can he be a recist if there’s only one human race?
the same people who claim he’s a socialist? well, what is it, muslim or communist?y’know the arabs HATE the commies…
Neither, he’s the antichrist. And apparently Sarah Palin is the second Jesus.
I hope is the antichrist…bout time we hit the reset button on this little ditty we call civilization
Why can’t he be a Muslim communist? One is a religion, the other is not. I am a Pagan independent.
I’m a Druid libertarian.
Your comment is by far the funniest thing I’ve read on this blog all week. I salute you sir.
Also, Ryannon, pagan is not a proper noun and should not be capitalized. Unless you are referring to ‘Pagan’ as a religion in it’s own right, which it is not. You fail, sir or madam.
ME?!?!? Funny? Why…thank you. *blushes* I’d like to thank all the little people who made this award possible.
*steps on all the little people*
Too bad his or her own comment is a pendantic, humo(u)rless bit of triteness.
Well, technically my cousin married a Cuban and her last name is Pagan so technically, it would be capitalized. Pronounce it Puh Gone.
You cut me man. I thought we were tight and you had to correct me in public. I thought you had my back dog!
Ry, I’ve got your back. You want me to shank ‘im? Or, just bury him up to his neck in a fire-ant pile and drizzle Karo syrup on him?
If I have an option, I will take the one that inflicts more pain and lasts longer.
Thank you 
Yes, I agree that “Ryannon” is ambiguously gendered. Her avatar is cleaerly wearing a wig.
As to “Pagan” – she is referring to the Pagans Motorcycle Club. They like to be capitalized.
Finally, she prefers “fleshpeddler” over madam.
Hope that clears up who failed.
Kthxbai
If it had been a proper noun, it would have read “independent Pagan.”
Can you be a Pagan and be independent? Isn’t it like if you’re a Pagan, you’re a Pagan all the way?
lol. FAIL. he isn’t a muslim…. but he IS a socialist. if you actually look at what he says, it’s obvious. And he isn’t a commie, socialists are slightly different, but the screw over your countrey just as bad.
Is that why socialist countries like Germany and U.K. have better average living conditions? Yeah, guess they really messed up in succeeding….
You sir, are an idiot. You spelled country wrong, and your diction is insufferable. Apparently you were the child the Bush Administration left behind.
Jump starting the country’s economy with some government spending and legislation is not communism or socialism, but practical thought. Japan has done it, so has England, Norway, France, Germany, and your alternate Jeebus, Ronald Reagan. Reagan just did it with defense spending as opposed to investing in essential infrastructure. So Reagan is a socialist now?
*applauds*
You’re definitely NOT stuck in that fog, are you! Well said.
It’s funny that you didn’t mention your “socialist friend from the north” (according to anne coulter) Canada. You mention Scandinavian countries, but according to UN reports, Canada has one of the best quality of life, along with Danemark and Norway. It has a better health care system than UK or France and certainly a better education system than France and the US.
Don’t forget your friends from the north. They love you so much…
Danemark?
And its neighbor, Great Danemark.
And like a good neighbor, Great Danemark is there?
There’s something rotten in it, though.
where tall dogs run freely
yep. the latest study shows that danish people are the happiest in the world.
Maybe because the live in Denmark, not some fictional country called Danemark?
Why does the US have so much immigration, then? Why aren’t people
moving to these socialist paradises in droves? Forget the “reports” and
“surveys” from people with a financial interest in promoting socialism;
look at where people really want to live.
ok look yea… im from holland yea… i didnt go to a english school for 15 years ive learned from scooby doo and saved by the bell also i could just like u put my comments in a word document and spell check em but im trying to be me so if u wouldnt judge ppl on the way they spell stuff thank you… i just look at the pictures and laugh or dont laugh also i read the comments to learn about america and if i see people like u obsessed by bad spelling i think what a waste of time. btw. u were able to read it werent u? its not a letter to a employer…
Moheb, despite your nationality and primary language, the effort to spell correctly and use proper grammar is indicative of intelligence on the internet. We cannot judge you by anything other than what we see here, much like the world judges the United States only by what they receive from the media.
As for the “its not a letter to a employer…” comment, don’t you think practicing proper english HERE will make you better prepared to use the language elsewhere? Anything worth doing, is worth doing right.
NORWAY FTW
and yours finally getting out?
hahahaha i suck
Thanks for the info. I’ll keep that in mind.
Really? There are a bunch of guys on here that would like to meet you.
You mean the horny, pimple-covered little 15 year olds hiding in their mums’ basements that like to yell “FIRST!”? I doubt they’d have the courage to go out into the sunlight.
Please remove the cameras from my basemant or I’ll be forced to take legal action.
Thank You.
I said that like to yell “FIRST!”. Your comment indicates far too much intelligence for such an act
Besides, your dog can only die once and we ran out of mushrooms.
or those Wii bowling…
FIRST!
Good truck
I think I see my brother. He is the 3rd guy from the top, the one with brown hair.
He ain’t heavy.
Earworm alert! Evil!
Won’t you pack your bags, we’ll leave tonight.
I’ve got two tickets to Paradise
I’ve got two tickets to Paradise
I’m gonna take you on a trip so far from here
I’ve got two tickets in my pocket, baby – we’ll disappear
You know why?
I’ve waited so long, I’ve waited so long
I’ve waited so long, I’ve waited so long
My bags are packed, I’m ready to go…
Do you know when you will be back again?
No and already she’s so lonesome she could cry.
*sniffle!*
Another suitcase in another hall.
Leaving home, out on the road.
the road is looooong
With many a wiiinding turn.
Ash nazg durbatuluk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatuluk, agh burzum ishi krimpatul.
3rd guy from the top on the right or left?
The one on the right keeps crossing into MY space!
You can see hair? All I see are turbins….
All you see are WHAT?
TURBINS! The engines that propel the truck forward.
You can see those under all that cargo and all those people? Wow, I need new glasses.
*hands Avis a new set of Orange tumblers*
EYE glasses!
But I’ll gladly take the tumblers!
EAR horns!
But I’ll sadly take the fumblers!
NOSE jobs!
But I’ll madly take the mumblers!
TONGUE depressors!
But I’ll badly fake out the fumblers!
THUMB compressors!
But I’ll gladly beat the bumblers!
VESTIBULAR SYSTEM stimulators!
Guess we’ve run out now.
“Shotgun!”
nice
RPG!!!
Yeah Mercedes-Benz trucks!
You misspelled “Bends”.
…and “sucks.”
win!
Looks like we have the makings for a Group Grope Road Trip!
wait… wait… don’t leave without me… WAAAAAAIT
*running*
*still running and yelling waaait*
*Half the crew points and laughs*
*Half the crew yells*
HURRY UP!!!
*huh huuuuh still running out of breath*
waaaaaaaaait for me
family reunion at the White House?
Joke already made. You fail.
HAHA daaammnn. my bad.
Your very bad, my friend. And your laughing alone, in the echoing darkness.
*Hands Bod a pair of apostrophes and es*
Creativity- and racism-double-fail!
Triple fail actually. Did you forget the part about how neither Kenya nor Kansas is in the desert?
Quadruple… neither is the White House
…or Chicago.
I can vouch for this.
That depends on your definition. One could say that the White House has been the Sahara of public approval for the past four years…
Our country can now Gobi a good player upon the world stage.
Exit the soldier and enter justice.
I hope his Tenere in the White House is received better than the previous administrations, and so far it looks promising.
*thunks LB’s forehead*
open your eyes
keep them open
“promising” for whom?
it’s only been 3 days!
Like the man who fell from the top of the Empire State Building. As he passed the thirtieth floor he said, “Well, so far, so Good.”
SB- third day in, and already signing legislation to close Gitmo? Promising. The rest of the world is looking positively at the US for the first time in 8 years? Promising. Naming Shinseki to the VA? Promising.
.
My eyes ARE open, he’s a politician, inheriting a shit-storm. I just have low expectations, that’s all.
Let’s see…
1. Outlawing torture and all euphemisms thereof
2. Starting the process of shutting down Gitmo
3. Putting a halt on all the things Bush tried to push through in his final days as pres.
4. Conferring with the leaders of Israel, Egypt, Palestine, and Jordan.
5. Prohibiting “gifts” to lobbyists and anyone serving in the administration.
I’d say…so far it looks promising.
*high-fives Lunchbox*
*high-fives Dragon back*
You go, girl! I’m glad to see we think alike!
.
Skwerlly, no disrespect, I DID see your point. Politicians are politicians, and I don’t expect miracles in that department.
*HUG!*
WooHOOOO!!!
I agree, not a bad start…
BUT we’ve only taken 3 bites from a 1461 ounce prime steak.
There’s still a fair chance that the center is still raw.
There’s a possibility before we get halfway into it that
things will be rotten, tainted or possibly maggot infested.
I’m Skeptical and Questioning all the time, not just with politics.
I hardly ever believe the voices…
Maybe you can talk to him?
He hardly ever listens to us!
*evil eyes @ therapist*
SB, when the voices in YOUR head start communicating with US, it’s time to consider new medication.
And that’s all well and good…you go be a pessimist to your little heart’s content. That’s your right. But don’t go “thunk”ing those of us who choose to view the future with a bit more optimism and hope. Because you can’t kill that, no matter how hard you try or how hard you “thunk”.
Plus, I’ll squish you like a bug and then give you to the Admiral.
Gasp! Such violent tendencies and hostilities!
I *thunked* LB to make sure his eyes were open
We can’t have him driving past the fire in his zeal to get somewhere.
Feel free to throw all the optimism and hope you have at me.
I have an unlimited, lifetime supply. Please, feel free to help yourself to as much as you need or desire.
I need that…. some mean people have been trying to char, squash, burn, cook, steam and otherwise harm me!
You haven’t seen Skwerlly Em have ya? I’m worried that they got her.
*snortgiggle*
She posted a…um…rather humorously pointed message on my website a while back, but I haven’t seen her since.
In response to your 253781 post Skwerlly:
Hope is not based on that which has been done. It’s foundation is that which is to be desired. There is no rational basis for a hope, only a wish for whatever we see as good coming to be. Skepticism is rooted in past actions and results. All can indulge in hope. It is the most child like of emotions. For many, it is one of the main reasons for getting out of bed each day.
I know that you posted hours ago, but the wisdom of the aged takes a while appear.
Hope is not “…the thing with feathers”. “…the thing with feathers” is Avis. Take THAT Woody Allen.
*utterly refuses to allow Woody Allen to take me ANYWHERE!!*
And those who look to the future are not the ones who have their eyes closed. Just because we have hope does not make us blind. Quite the opposite, actually…as coyote pointed out, we see not just what was, but what can be.
And if Woody Allen tries to take Avis, I will *FOOM!* him.
Coyote, I bow to your wisdom and grace! Thank you for that wonderful thought!
.
Dragon, you *FOOM!* ‘em, and I’ll make sure they burn to nothingness.
It’s so nice to know that someone’s got your back if needed.
I don’t think I’m in any danger from Mr. Allen though. I’m likely far to old, and not his adopted daughter in any case.
*takes THAT Woody Allen*
Erm. Thankyou?
*surrepticiously bins Woody Allen*
*runs*
I was referencing part of Selections from the Allen Notebooks, from his book Without Feathers. “How wrong Emily Dickinson was! Hope is not ‘the thing with feathers.’ The thing with feathers has turned out to be my nephew. I must take him to a specialist in Zurich”
Does that mean you think I need to see a specialist?
*realizes the probable consequences of posting this comment*
I do, but it has nothing to do with the quote.
Bwuaahahahahaaa…
As a matter of fact I HAVE a specialist. I do! In St. Louis. Getting there is not always the easiest of things.
OMG, this isnt a fail!?!?!? this is a F****** WWIIIIN!! :O <3
Love this blog, never have commented before…
was hoping to be the first to say this, but bamdad beat me to it.
This is an epic WIN!!!
Great site.
you got that right
*running out of breath to catch that truck screaming waaaait*
You still running?? at this rate you’ll get there (wherever THERE is) at the same time as them.. man you got good lungs n legs!!
With all of the weight on that truck it would be going slow enough for a roman snail to catch up with it 5 times in the time that you’ve been running.
Ryannon, that would be a nice companion to your other bouquet.
-facepalm- You had to go and put that image in my head!?
-spits out wood chips-
When do you think I took the pictures for my bouquet? I lined them up one at a time at the bus station and snapped the pictures to create my collage. The one in the middle of the bouquet is the guy wearing the blue baseball hat.
That was a good choice for a focal point, imo.
It had style and pizazz.
Wow. In what way is this FAIL? Maybe if they break an axle due to sheer weight… I’m afraid I must disagree with the classing of this picture as FAIL.
WIN.
yup, win
Well, either comfort fail or swiftness fail. At least I´d feel like that if i were on this thing.
poor peopleXD
It would be funny if he hit a bump.
I would laugh
A bump of what, particularly hard sand?
You never know where the pot holes will spring up.
*giggle*
Or swerved to the right, then suddenly back to the left. Or vice versa.
Looks more like a transportation win to me. That many people and that much crap on a vehicle that small = WIN
Until it’s your stop and your suitcase is close to the bottom…
Or until you need to go to the bathroom and you are close to the bottom.
Or the guy on top of you has to go to the bathroom, and you are on the bottom.
Or the guy on top of the guy you are on top of and he has to pee really bad.
At least most of the luggage seem to be big toilet paper rolls.
how do we appeal the “win” “fail” decision?
can we take it to a vote?
We have a motion to appeal the ‘win’ ‘fail’ decision.
Do we have a second?
Seconded. I vote WIN.
Second.
Rats. Took me too long to read this far down. I’ll try to remember to F5 before posting next time.
*Pets*
Motion is seconded x 2.
Thanks! There are cupcakes in the breakroom. Want one?
Are they “special” cupcakes?:D
Only if you consider they’re arranged together to look like a snowman. Other than that, they’re just your average fattening variety.
Sweet! I like it. Can I have one please?
I’ll trade you a cupcake for a fresh cuppa?
I’m with the gal – let’s go ’special’
W00T!
Sure! But make mine an expresso. I’m having a tough time staying awake today.
.
Yeah, expresso and a cupcake. Can I drive the truck now?
*thwacks velvet with the halibut*
There is no ‘x’ in espresso!
…hmph.
*cradles espresso maker to bosom and stomps out of the room*
Nice bosom! (in a non-lesbian way)
Why, theng-kew! I get many compliments on it!
I’m thinking of redecorating, though.
Elegance in it’s simplicity is the best way to go.
*hands velvet an espresso*
I’d take the truck and drive far far away. Flee while you still can!
Beats walkin’.
No, I’d walk a mile.
But I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walked 1000 miles
To fall down at your door
For a camel?
*headpalmtree*
“in your shoes” ??
But then you’d a mile away…and you’d have his shoes.
You accidenty your action verb!
Damn, I forgot my “Be”.
To Be or not to Be… what the F kinda question is that, anyway!!!
just out of the picture are a herd of camels running like hell.
I just love how almost everyone is just sitting there, along for the ride, then you have the one guy on top with his arms in the air.
“Rollercoaster, guys, come on!!!”
>.>
Actually, I think he’s trying to organize a sing-a-long to help pass the time.
Look more closely- he’s holding up seven fingers: He’s clearly the conductor of this transportation system, and is indicating that there are only seven more seats remaining.
.
In kinship with those up ^^there, I also think this is a win. Improvise, adapt, overcome!
Transportation WIN! That looks like fun!
fn mexicans
Wow, Mexico sure has changed.
No, that’s Texas.
How does chris know these Mexicans belong to Facionistas Nacionales???
I don’t know, his post was tl;dr.
Just look at the way they’re dressed. Fabulous.
They came to study Spanish and lost all their money in a pyramid scheme.
Hee!
I thought they took vans.
How is this not a EPIC WIN? This is awesome.
Mass transit WIN.
How do you know they are Catholic? They could be Muslim and it would be Mosque Transit.
Win!
Transportation WIN!
Truck WIN!!
Best Katamari Ever!
YES!
He even rolled up the truck.
East Indian Carpool Lane?
Being Green-WIN
ECOHARD!
What is the fail??? the picture shows ordinary transportation situation in some countries
Na Naaaa Na na na naa naaa na na
Katamari Damacy!
this looks like my school bus every morning
So….
*thinks*
….Every morning this big truck loaded with stuff and
people starts off looking just like YOUR school bus?
*ponders*
At what time is the transformation?
how to smuggle drugs across the border. What border guard would want to stop and search this truck?
YO. I’ve searched boats looking much worse than this; at least the truck is on dry land, not 20-foot seas.
HEHEHE… it just made me think of something:
.
Colonel Sanders: Found anything yet?
Soldier with giant pick: Man, we ain’t found SHIT!
WIN!
To me this is a WIN!
Check out the dude at the top giving the peace sign.
Makes me think this picture was intentionally posed for, in hopes of appealing to us Zany westerners, as if to say, “Look at us! We’re crazy! We pack people in to cars! Visit our country and spend money, please.”
You know, like a postcard.
Yup.
Shadow puppet fail.
Worst. Hayride. Ever.
Off topic, but a random soundbite from my office:
‘Would it have eyes, or would it just be an arse?’
The arses have eyes? Well, sure, if the Vicar’s around…
That reminds me of overhearing two guy friends say in another room “Tell me when it’s in”. “Is it in yet?” Had to do with hair color and conditioner but it was odd nonetheless.
These people would be dead rats if their truck broke down in the middle of that desert with no help within miles.
Yes, it looks like they have a serious shortage of supplies. No, wait…
That happened once…a smuggler transporting a group of about 100 abandoned them in the middle of the Sahara
Does this void the warranty?
Every day I get in the queue (Too much, Magic Bus)
To get on the bus that takes me to you (Too much, Magic Bus)
I’m so nervous, I just sit and smile (Too much, Magic Bus)
You house is only another mile (Too much, Magic Bus)
Thank you, driver, for getting me here (Too much, Magic Bus)
You’ll be an inspector, have no fear (Too much, Magic Bus)
I don’t want to cause no fuss (Too much, Magic Bus)
But can I buy your Magic Bus? (Too much, Magic Bus)
Every day you’ll see the dust (Too much, Magic Bus)
As I drive my baby in my Magic Bus (Too much, Magic Bus)
Thanks, Judy, for an earworm actually worth humming for the rest of the day!
I want it, I want it, I want it…
(when doesn’t any normal human male???)
Ahem.
*taps foot, looking pointedly at Lunchbox*
What, like you didn’t know that already?
AHEM!
Have the women of this blog taught you nothing, Lunchbox…???
There is this one thing I taught him to do with his tongue but I don’t that this applies at this juncture.
The wanton women of this blog have us all wanting more.
…Wontons, anyone?
Well, at least they all got their luggage on board. Hope they all thought to put their names on their bags.
These guys could surely use some hands free communication…
First!
Really? How come that your useless comment is at the bottom of this page?
Noooo, I’m sorry, Dom. You’re not first, but please try again next time.
Why, thank you, Dom! I appreciate your recognition of my first-ever claiming of the number one posting spot. I am particularly proud of the fact that I DID NOT say something inane, like “First!”.
*ker-sporchity* That was the OTHER post… I guess Ryannon’s mispost this morning rubbed off on me! Now if only something ELSE would rub… oh, never mind!
This is an Epic Fail cuz everybody can see that there is clerly room for a lot more people almost 20 people can easily hang on to som of the crap hanging on the sides and if everybody was standing upp there would be a shit load of more space
It’s the same when they make love: 200 on a girl.
Sounds racist.
Zounds facist.
More Comments needed over at “Public Library Fail”…. it has potential.
http://failblog.org/public-library-fail/#comment-252466
That truck qualifies for the HOV lane!
Sure beats my mop with a paper cut out of a face on it in the passenger seat.
that’s a win, it’s not a fail at all
I think this is staged for a Guiness attempt look at that guy at the front of the truck throwing a peace sign.
Al Gore calls this one a WIN.
Nomadic society has reached it’s maximum population
I don’t think that something like this is very funny -.-’
people who think that this is funny are idiots…
People who don’t think this is funny are humorless trolls.
Humo(u)rless trolls who don’t think this is funny are idiots.
According to OBAMA – Yes we can – I will post that Job on http://www.spirofrog.de – Truck driver ( heavy loads )
Where’s Waldo?
That is the worst case of static cling I have ever seen.
*SNORK*
I love this!
cute comment win
don’t bother, no one reads the comments all the way down here.
I sure didn’t read it, nor did I read your response to his comment.
Huh? Wot u say? Nope.. I haven’t been reading all the comments down to this one.. uh uh.. I got things to do..
LOL! Some Bounce will get rid of that.
THey look pretty Snuggle(y) up there, yes?
That Marius and his dryer sense of humo(u)r…
*BOUNCE!!*
…wait…
*SNUGGLE!*
Ooh! I’m Downy with that!
I caught your Dreft. I’ll give you two some privacy.
um… win?
OH come on, this totally a WIN against common sense AND gravity.
If the guy keeps all of that stuff and those people aboard, it would look like a Win to me… however, I’m guessing that win won’t last for too long…
Katamari Damacy on wheels!!!
The King of All Comos would totally be pleased!
this is amazing! this is a total WIN
THIS IS NOT FAIL, EXCEPT THE FAIL BLOG FAILING TO REALIZE ITS NOT A FAIL.
They knew it was not a fail when they posted it. It’s a trap to see if you really will type in all caps. You, my good sir, are the fail!
Agree on both counts.
This is a WIN for pic and FAIL for the blog.
It is a fail, they’re going in the wrong direction.
I dont have time to read all the comments and see if someone has already said this BUT…. this reminds me of the transit system here in Toronto.
I’d hate to be on the bottom!
Effiency WIN!
Effing WHAT?
Effingham WHY?
Effy Ansy WHO?
Yeah, this looks more like a WIN than a FAIL to me.
All I want to know is the manufacturer and model of that truck. I want one!
this just puts ” Public transportation ” to a whole new level
det var roligt!
I agree
Are you Horace???
If so are you going skiing or fighting spiders?
I haven’t seen you since the eighties, I need to know.
Chia Truck!
At least this truck won’t get the top shredded off.
Oh….oh, BAD mental image. BAD!!! Ewwwwwwwwwwww!!!!
*goes for the brain bleach and mental floss*
This picture is completely legitimate and also hilarious….. sigh.
This isn’t a fail; it’s just the rest of Obama’s family moving in to the White House!
That’s about as funny as this fraudulent picture.
As Jack Nicholson said to Tom Cruise in “A Few Good Men”:
YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH!
Obviously, neither can you. That’s why you’re a racist.
NOTE to lunchbox —
Not racism; I just don’t like lying sacks of crap.
PS — Think about that while you read that my ancestors were watching from the woods at Plymouth Rock.
Now, you want to call me racist? WHERE WAS THE INS IN 1492 WHEN WE REALLY NEEDED IT?
this is what americans like to call “share a cab”
but it ain’t a fail…it actually works
It beats walking…
Or does it?
look at dude throwin up the peace sign on top!!!
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!
? Looks more like a rabbit.
Holy f*ck, it’s a real-world katamari.
I think this is great. Absolute pass for the HOV lane.
They got everyone on there and it looks like the thing’s moving. Except maybe for a few poor saps on the bottom, I say “win”!
Bet you never turned down a foreign aid check did you? That’s ok, I know you think you hate us, but deep inside is a little American trying to get out.
“Get your kids, get your shit, we’ll make one trip! We’ll take you to where the food is!”
*points to man in far left corner, top* i see a peace sign!
epic win homedogs!
Nonsense! This is an epic WIN!!!
Looks more like a win to me!
Well it looks like a WIN to me for 2 reasons:
1.- It certainly moves A LOT of people.
2.- It generates less pollution per person than one huge Hummer moving mom to take little ben to his football lessons!!!
The NASA Crawler could move a lot of people, but I wouldn’t necessarily call it efficient for that purpose.
I agree with a lot of the other comments. This is DEFINITELY a win. I’d like to see us americans try this without all of our speed-dial-poised fingers at the ready to call our lawyers if something goes awry. Heh.
Transportation fail, but truck suspension win.
Gives new meaning to MASS TRANSIT.
that is a WIN! if someone falls off then it would be a fail….
more like epic win
CARPOOL WIN
Guess the number of people there, for the fabulous prize of…nothing.
This is the new OBAMA administration riding into socialism!
Not socialism — they’re riding in to carve out their little nest eggs before he signs the US away to other countries.
TOTALLY A WIN!
Naa naa naanana naana nananan Katamari Daimacy!
i call shotgun
Was already called. Read before you post. :]
Hands down, this is a huge win.
A new definition for car pooling.
Laaaaaa-la-la-la-la-la-la la-la Katamari Damacyy~
looks like a car pool on steroids lol a fuel economy win perhaps? that said id hate to be the guy onthe bottom of that stack of humanity
Epic Win surely!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hey I can see waldo!
Epic WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!
Epic towelhead resourcefulness win, odious stench underneath the turban win, manmade machinery win.
looks like a win to me
WIN
Wow, now THAT is scary!
RT
http://www.privacy-tools.net.tc
Is it just me or are the back wheels starting to deform under all that pressure?
I think it’s driving in a rut. You can kinda see it in front of the truck.
This is what happens when the clown car is a convertible.
Total WIN.
Isn’t this a win?
look like a win to me.
how is it a failure when they accomplished it ??
Fail?? Transport SUCCESS in my view!
Oh look, it’s probly a bunch of illegals heading to the border.
this is a win, dude. talk about carpooling. and if you look closely, theres room for like six more people!
thats obamas family moving to the whitehouse
*takes smiley from you* You don’t deserve this. 1. Your comment has been made several times before, 2. you’re a racist for assuming Obama is related to every black person you see, 3. you’re a troll. LEAVE.
shoulda been “going green… WIN!” =]
Looks like they’re way off course. The Rio Grande doesn’t have sand around it.
If you’ve ever been to West Africa – it looks like this picture was taken in Mauritania – you know what an EPIC WIN this is.
That’s a WIN!
how do they do that?
This is an epic win
Um, guys…I have to pee.
Looks like a WIN to me!
Sooooo NOT a fail… that wins big time.
WIN
Room for one more?
Looks more like a balancing win to me. ^^;
LOL i lol’d this is no fail my friends this is a win!
Arg at least 2 people have made the Katamari joke before me.
5 people, cool. Na nananananananana
haha jews!!!!
or are they mexicans???
what?
This is a MASSIVE WIN. I APPLAUD their resourcefulness!
Its Obamas family on the way to the White House
i request a people count
Mexicans…
Indians actually…
wow, i have now actually read everything all the way down here^^
damn, there is some wierd shit among these coments! and i like it!
btw Awsome – win!
They ride single file to hide their numbers.
WIN!!!! WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN
Now can anyone find Wally?
2nd time I’ve seen the “Where’s Waldo?” reference.
i would argue this is a massive non-fail. bitch got skill.
If it gets stuck plenty of folks to help
Um, really.
Transportation WIN.
No debate about it.
WIN! Pure efficiency.
transport WIN
OMG. WHAT A WIN!!!
this is so not a fail.
thats no fail!! extreme transportation success!!!!
Bet the guys at heathrow couldn’t do that in a month….
That thing is frickin Mexi-Packed.
Duh? A win!
thats pretty damn impressive…
This is the only one of these I’ve clicked on the comments on. My suspicions are confirmed: everyone seems to recognize this is an ultimate win. Give it up.
thats no fail imagine how cheap on gas it is for the individual
up yours, Oil Megacorps! lol
no but really that just HAS to suck
FAIL? THAT’S A SUCCESS!!!
thats sad
All the car needs a really sharp turn and *VROOM!!* Out the window
All that car needs is a sharp turn and *VROOM!!!!* Out the back they go!
urmom
yr mom and ur dad
Surely this is a win
this a win…….’nuff said.
CARPOOL WIN?
laaa la la la la lalala la la katamari damachiiii
thats crazy!
The sun rises as the Nomadic Clown Tribe makes their way across the desert sands in their humorously undersized vehicle…
this is wrong..it should be a WIN for the viewer…
nobody cares about the passengers >D
The requirements to use the carpool lane in Sudan must be REALLY strict
Looks like the family is getting ready for a visit to the whitehouse! CHA-CHING!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAH UBERSPWND.
This is a transportation WIN
A win would be land-mine human confetti
car bomb of masss destruction
They need to just blow up that damn thing. Waste of air those people.