Comments on: Machine Gun Fail

By: FailScout

FailScout — Mon, 16 Aug 2010 17:24:36 +0000

This is not the kind of initiative that keep Soviet paratroopers off my lawn!

By: mechquestlord

mechquestlord — Wed, 05 May 2010 08:10:05 +0000

if that gun was a roman gun it would be called “failus maximus!”!

By: attorneys

attorneys — Tue, 20 Apr 2010 17:47:34 +0000

US army fail?

By: Bawb

Bawb — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 12:36:26 +0000

somebody did a great job of re-assembling that after cleaning

By: Bushman

Bushman — Sat, 23 Jan 2010 12:44:21 +0000

I got a few screws left over but she’ll be right.
U Sure?
Yeah give her a go mate.

By: firefox679

firefox679 — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 04:15:40 +0000

i thought it would explode

By: Interneta pieslēgums

Interneta pieslēgums — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 02:05:38 +0000

that was a really poor comeback. =d

By: DraikSith

DraikSith — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 02:15:02 +0000

Oh, I see! It’s a spear gun, it shoots the barrel at the enemy!

By: Psycho-Tic

Psycho-Tic — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 10:32:38 +0000

All i can say is, what if they were fighting off a zerg swarm at the time…

By: Sue

Sue — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 17:23:43 +0000

by chance was it made in China???

By: KanadetheGravekeeper

KanadetheGravekeeper — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 02:46:02 +0000

Shy bullet pack Win

By: amber

amber — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 22:45:57 +0000

i have a stinkin’ account but it wont let me post with it! what do i do? I WILL DO ANY THING TO KNOW PLZ!

By: peacetank

peacetank — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 03:46:02 +0000

uuuuuh, join the navy?

By: I have H1N1

I have H1N1 — Wed, 06 May 2009 22:20:29 +0000

o wow…

By: colin

colin — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 23:11:37 +0000

WTF remove things that are no longer watchable because of stupid youtube removing them

By: Matt

Matt — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 03:42:48 +0000

Silly Jarhead. You forgot to do your head space and timing. Doesn’t surprise me though. One of your Marines fired a live AT-4 in a building when I was deployed. Thankfully no one got seriously injured. That was also a fail.

By: Sean

Sean — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 20:07:03 +0000

The head space and timing was not right. The barrel was probrably not screwed in fully.

By: SeruOmen

SeruOmen — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 07:51:28 +0000

The sad part is I know EXACTLY what they did wrong to that .50 cal to make that happen. >_<

By: WryGrin

WryGrin — Sat, 14 Mar 2009 07:35:04 +0000

…
BEHOLD!!!!
America’s war machine…

By: Jordo

Jordo — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 05:13:03 +0000

take that terry wrists

damn sweatshops pump out jordans just fine but when it comes to .50 cals…

By: Nikacho

Nikacho — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 14:04:45 +0000

Higher quality then you think!

By: Dew

Dew — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 16:39:47 +0000

It’s probably just made in china.

Just kidding. Lol.

By: YAYAYA

YAYAYA — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 08:38:17 +0000

YAYAYAYA I SOO POSTED THAT VIDEO!!!!

By: tatwuzrandom

tatwuzrandom — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 08:37:22 +0000

someone can’t spell

By: Shaun

Shaun — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 02:30:02 +0000

someone got their ass chewed for not checking the headspace on that bad boy… good job Pvt Murphy! lol

By: eye_goo

eye_goo — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 15:15:34 +0000

meep meep

By: eye_goo

eye_goo — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 15:09:20 +0000

no no silly check ur moms chin, looks like a perfect shot

By: Jessi

Jessi — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 05:36:27 +0000

That’s probably more than likely, regarding the reason of the mishap. Or perhaps it really was a prank played on those poor boys. Either way, good for a chuckle.

By: bogie

bogie — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 03:54:36 +0000

The M2 has been around over 90 years. And they work VERY well, as pretty much anything that John Browning designed does…

They are designed for interchangeable barrels, since the barrels take a LOT of abuse. They’re essentially disposable.

Prior to our little situation over there, most of these weapons were packed away in cosmoline, waiting to be “decommissioned.” Well, since these things will actually shoot through the adobe-like walls of many of the mosq… er… terrorist strong points, they’ve become rather popular.

I’m guessing that they’d done a barrel change, and someone told someone to hurry because they were getting a picture taken or somesuch, so, well, they just stuck the sucker in so it’d look good. Then someone tried to fire it.

Oops. Instant internet immortality.

By: Jessi

Jessi — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 03:49:38 +0000

Yay for tax dollars! So glad they’re being used in the development of….one-time use…machine guns. -twitches- I think Billy forgot to check his equipment…silly Billy.

And lawls at the Made in China post. Now they put all their lead in faulty machine guns!

By: dna_level_c

dna_level_c — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 03:03:24 +0000

“Don’t worry, honey, it happens to everybody once in a while.”

By: mike

mike — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 23:33:13 +0000

This is why we check “head space and timing” instead of just eyeballing it.

By: KB

KB — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 23:22:43 +0000

Forgot to pin that barrel in place, did ya Marine? Hell, we’ve all done it.

By: Void

Void — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 19:57:56 +0000

*BANG*

yer bois, fire extinguishers!

By: coyote

coyote — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 18:55:01 +0000

*quietly inserts r into my snotty comment*

By: coyote

coyote — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 18:53:18 +0000

bobby, to judge by you spelling you decided to get the f out of here. Good thing too.

By: coyote

coyote — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 18:46:15 +0000

Three cheers for Spike Jones!

By: Pierre

Pierre — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 18:11:19 +0000

That’s a bullshit notion.

You can’t support the troops without supporting their mission.

When you say “omg i want teh troops home, thats support! i kno rite? thats y i joined codepink to demonstrate at teh marines office and call them baby murderers!”

i would love to see you say “i support the troops” to a marine who wants to go back for a fourth tour. I would love to see you swallow your pride to lie to his/her face like that.

By: Pierre

Pierre — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 18:04:57 +0000

he meant your mama.

By: fallenangel003

fallenangel003 — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 17:42:40 +0000

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By: Z

Fri, 23 Jan 2009 17:36:17 +0000

I’m female and I used to spell it as definately until I was corrected once.

By: Salty Sack

Salty Sack — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 17:26:48 +0000

so does this mean the terrorists win?

By: Sir Curse

Sir Curse — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 17:17:07 +0000

ejection…?

By: Skwerlly Bob

Skwerlly Bob — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 16:51:30 +0000

Thank You!

*BOWS*

Thank YOU!

By: Dom

Dom — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 16:28:56 +0000

First!

By: ignoramus imadoofus

ignoramus imadoofus — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 15:29:50 +0000

Yeah… we spell poorly…and women…. can’t drive for shit.

By: pootpoot

pootpoot — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 15:04:00 +0000

Duh, it’s called psychological warfare. The enemy will either be instantly overwhelmed by pity or die of laughter.

By: John Macon

John Macon — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 14:40:51 +0000

LMAO, made in China no doubt! ROTFL

Jim C
http://www.privacy-tools.net.tc

By: US Army .50 cal gunner

US Army .50 cal gunner — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 12:54:39 +0000

a .50 cal gunner’s worst nightmare.
That guy is obviously not a .50 gunner, though.
epic fail.

By: Anonymouse

Anonymouse — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 12:52:33 +0000

The front fell off!!!