Okay, peeps. Wish me luck on my first day of this new semester. Wish me smart, funny, engaging students that I will never, ever want to whack with my uber-cool dragon cane.
*heads out to the car, dreaming the impossible dream…*
Hah. I think I scared the crap out of them, actually.
Which is not necessarily a bad thing. A bit of anxiety shows that they actually care, and they realize that this is important. It’s the bored, complacent, indolent ones that tend to do poorly in my classes.
I know what you’re thinking because I know what I was thinking when he was saying this to me…
…the meaning of your words is irrelevant as long as you’re saying them to me.
Slather cheese on me and call me Salty, my dad had a jeep with a folding chair as a temporary seat when I was younger. Of course he replaced it but still the point remains valid.
8 HOURS!
*confused*
He forgot to take WHAT?
If he forgot to take “such a seat” then he stood.
If he forgot to take “a crowded motorway” then she went alone?
Notice this redneck has his priorities straight, alloy wheels, oversized tires, roll cage, passenger seat – he’ll buy a drivers seat after the next few paychecks come. Hey, it takes a while to save up when you work at walmart!
I just wonder how he lost the seat in the first place. I mean you really have to try to get the car seat out in the first place. Like you need a toolbox and a few hours to get that sucker out.
This is the starter package, for an additional $300 you get a drivers seat, $300 more gets passenger seat, $300 more back seat, $1200 get front and back bumper or $600 dollars a piece for 2.
hey i used to have a milk carton in the spot where the passenger seat of my old buick was… it was awesome i think all cars should come with milk cartons
first
I’m gonna get a real seat for that and run you over with it
With a cattle prod!
don’t taze me, bro!
…and a Taser for good measure.
Please dont tase him…….bro.
phasers are way more effective, anyway.
Scotty! Set phasers to……… FAIL
Brian, set Win to FAIL!
my god what a terrible “first”… no flavor, no pazzaz… so cardboard and vanilla, i vote to have a mod remove that first and award it to docta balls
Pizazz FAIL…
nazi
Speaking of Nazi stuff, there is a funny building on Google Earth.
I wonder if the architects wanted a connection:
32°40′44.16″N,
117° 9′42.89″W.
search youtube for secrets of google earth.. pretty cool
I think you mean 32° 40′34.05″N and 117° 9′27.83″W. The coordinates you typed points on the sea. perhaps, the nazi symbol is near there…
“You know that this show’s lacking? Zazz.” – W. Murderface
If it works
why should u buy a “real” carseat?
Because it would keep you from flying out of the vehicle, as this chair lacks a seatbelt?
its a jeep thing, you wouldnt understand
And the driver stands?!?
Kneels?
He floats. Like meditation. Omm…
Chong: “Do this: Omm, Omm, Omm”
Cheech: “Omm, Omm, Ohhh shit.”
“Dolly Parton’s coming? Let me clean off a space for her to sit.”
“Dude brah its kinda hot, crank the AC”
No silly, the driver took his seat with him.
The driver has a booster seat, but he took it out to drive the stroller.
Coulda had a V8 *slaps*
It is likely that the driver of this vehicle is wheel-chair bound… :/ Hence, a lack of seat.
^Win
Shotgun!
Shotgun… it’s probably attached to the back somewhere…
Naw, it’s laying on the floor between the driver and passenger. Never know who’s gonna need to be the trigger man, you know.
You can’t call shotgun until the destination has been declared. Standard Shotgun Rules.
Shotguns lap!
What if I have a shotgun when I call Shotgun? Same rules?
Let’s go camping, sun! Got the camp chair ready. Wait, where am I gonna sit?
Since no one else pointed it out……”son” fail
Maybe he just wanted to go camping with the sun?
camping with the sun is always a little ummm… well…. awkward cause you know…
he’s flaming!!!!1
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH ok i hate myself now…
Well i think you need the “Cheers to you!” CD.
If a fail gets you down then the fail disk will fix everything…
Badass Wrangler win!
also, seat win!
The things we do to pass registration inspection!
I hope he has that thing bolted down, or watch out windshield!
Hope he’s got insurance…
Hope he’s got ambulance…
Hope he’s got herpes…
nah, he was probably trying the AYDS diet…
Hope he’s able to jump before it’s too late…
I hope he has legs to do so…
For sale: 1987 Jeep Wrangler
Low miles, custom seats.
Open interior, tons of room to maneuver!
Adjustable seats.
You might be a redneck if…
You know you are blonde when
…if you invite your ’sun’ to go camping?
(spelling nazi on Meyerdude)
Sorry, just a typo… Jeez, tough crowd…
Not tough, just happy to poke fun. Feel
free to do the same:)
*pokes*
*funs*
*Free!*
*feels*
Crap name fail. Here and below.
Is Retaba inside you? After all, inside every Shadow is a Retaba waiting to stare?
*poke, poke, poke, poke…STAB!*
Hehe… welcome to FailBloggian Duck Duck Goose.
*poke, poke, poke, poke…GRAB!*
Hey!, don’t let Mookie see that.
Mookie knows I’m only playing….right?
*looks around*
…right?
*whimper* hide me…
*never learned to share*
….and it’s ALL free! BWAAHAAAHAA
There’s no such thing as a free poke.
Awwww shuks
*looks at shoes, kicks rock*
Stop stealing my avvy. -.-
Talking to yourself- you’re doing it right!
a typo?? i thought you were just inviting the sun for a camp
No campfire needed
What am I missing? (other than morals and good taste, yeah, I know, shut up B2th)
Pshh… good taste is overrated, and morals are boring. You’re doing fine.
*slaps Typo*
I want my name back.
*evil grin*
What shall I wax now? Your car or your carrot? *salaams*
*looks around for Ryannon*
How much of that wax do you have?
Enough for your car, but clearly not enough for that carrot.
We may have to skip the car and go straight for the carrot then.
LMAO, I put an asterisk between ‘B’ and ‘i’ …. up there ^
She’s your Blitch?
Britch?
Bwitch?
Welease Wodewick!
…you polished the seat along with the tyres.
Now that’s what I call being in the hotseat.
Funny, that’s what I call being in the “not” seat.
Hehehe…
Seat: “Am I hot or not?”
Now THAT is the question
With an easy answer.
Funny, B2th, that’s what I call being in the “squat” seat.
a jeez, not another squat toilet…
In all fairness, it’d be suprisingly useful on long journeys!
Yee 6th !!!!!
*TAZETAZETAZE*
whats taze ?
“sun”… Homophone fail
HomoFAIL
Noq that sounds homophobic…
The New TypoMaster is….
…ironically, the very same person who jumped on someone ELSE for a misspelling way up in the first thread.
“Pride goeth before a fall, and complacency before a kick in the fanny.”
Or something like that.
Silly dragon, you started a sentence with “Or”. *laughes*…….*flees*
“Laughes”…?
How very…Middle English of you.
:p
I did it for laughs. :p
Hee!
Okay, peeps. Wish me luck on my first day of this new semester. Wish me smart, funny, engaging students that I will never, ever want to whack with my uber-cool dragon cane.
*heads out to the car, dreaming the impossible dream…*
*hugs*
Don’t be too hard on them. Yet.
Eh. They had it coming, I’m sure.
*SMOOCHES*
Hey stranger!
*Picks up Avis, carries her off to hotel room, shuts door with foot*
Hey yourself *beams*
Good luck! May the farce be with you!
Glad i never had you for my professor…
Sic ‘em, Dragon!
Hah. I think I scared the crap out of them, actually.
Which is not necessarily a bad thing. A bit of anxiety shows that they actually care, and they realize that this is important. It’s the bored, complacent, indolent ones that tend to do poorly in my classes.
Heh heh…we’ll see how many of them come back!
Being new at thi, I’m lookin forwad to coming back. Especially after seeing your web site! (Did you get my e-mail, Dragonwriter?)
*Spelling bad ’cause just woke up and rug rats are bothering me for the comp.!*
Hee…I just responded, N&N.
Someone hand over the bukkit, please?
Funny, engaging students??? Who do you think all the trolls on this blog are?
Not on this thread, I ain’t.
I still can’t figure out the alleged misspelling… Hep me…
Meyerdude
January 21st, 2009 at 7:03 am
Let’s go camping, sun! Got the camp chair ready. Wait, where am I gonna sit?
Doh! I was looking at his “blonde” comment. *feels blonde*
Looks like he chose the ‘drive-in movie’ pack.
Whoo! Design chair! Arne Jacobsen? Mies van der Rohe?
Bubba Murtcheson.
wal-mart
Not even. Garage sale/”Who would throw out a perfectly good chair?”
I think this is the original Wheeeee Chiair.
Seat fail? But it IS a seat, isn’t it? ISN’T IT?!?
Just kidding.
I would hope so. I mean, even the blindest idiot could tell that it’s a table.
No, it’s a wheel-less Wheechiair!
WHEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Weird…How did you know I’m a blind idiot? Who blabbed?
The chair is attached to the floor with a chain and used as an anchor, as there are no brakes.
Fred Flintstone FTW!
Yep. The only breaks happen to the redneck that’s strapped to the chair. Poor redneck…
Darn! Why is there always typos? Maybe i should change my name to TypoMaster
Sorry, that name is taken.
Sorry, that name is taken.
Sorry – that name, is taken.
Sorry, that is taken.
Sorry, that name is “Taken”.
BUT WHY WON’T YOU MORONS TELL US WHERE IT WAS TAKEN TOO?
Jerks.
Ahhhh, another fine example of human evolution in reverse.
Dear Darwin, I have some terrible news..
ROFLMAO! Thanks for that PM.
Now wait just one cotton pickin second here – oh, never mind.
Sorry, that name – “is” – taken.
“Sorry, that name is taken.” is taken.
It’s “Why are there always typos?”
Exactly my point: TYPOS! Or occasional grammar fails…
ROFL!
Riding shotgun = you’re the bullet.
Who needs a seatbelt when you have a roll cage
Exactly! Quityourbitchin and sit down. At least you have a seat!
Shotguns don’t use bullets.
Riding bullets – who cares what you are???
LAST ONE TO POST WINS A WHEECHIAIR! Sponsored by the Little Angels Program…
I won’t have a typo. No grammar fails. No typos. None. Il try
“Il try”
Keep it up, dude.. Doing fine, just fine..
I like Pie
To how many decimal places?
Eight decimal places… With blueberry filling.
I will kill your monster
The name says it all.
Goodbuy!
I don’t know why you say goodbuy, I say hello.
Hello, Hello!
Is there anybody in there?
Hello hello hello how low ?
You say yes, and I say…
First!
Just shout if you can hear me….
Is there anyone home?
Yeah, sorry it took me a while to answer. I had the vicar round for tea and potatoes!
*facepalm*
There there…s/he’s probably only twelve.
No, no, Dragon. She has to be at least twelveteen.
Better ask to see some ID
Thirteen? Damn, she said she was 15!
Come on, now. I hear you’re feeling down.
Just the basic facts…
Can you show me where it hurts?
Right here, where you facepalmed me earlier!
*points to forehead*
*facepalm*
*facepalm part deux*
*flicks earlobe*
There is no pain,
you are receding, A distant ships smoke on the horizon.
You’re only coming through in waves.
Your lips move but I cant hear what youre sayin.
You are only coming through in waves…
When I was a child, I had a fever!
Waves of everything are washing over me these days! This is one of the most intense moments of my life….
I know what you’re thinking because I know what I was thinking when he was saying this to me…
…the meaning of your words is irrelevant as long as you’re saying them to me.
Now I got that feeling once again.
I cant explain, you would not understand.
This is not how I am.
The child is grown, the dream is gone.
Can you tell me where it hurts?
Show, not tell. Duh.
I won’t tell anybody you screwed up the lyrics if you don’t tell anybody I did way up there ^….deal?
Deal! Now if we could just get syz to get with the program we’d be in business.
Is there anybody out there?
Goodbye cruel world…
Bye.
*waves*
*hands skwerlly his hat*
Slather cheese on me and call me Salty, my dad had a jeep with a folding chair as a temporary seat when I was younger. Of course he replaced it but still the point remains valid.
…and he sold the idea to Wrangler cars?
my grandmother rode 8 hours in a crowded motorway on such a seat, coz grandfather forgot to take one.
8 HOURS!
*confused*
He forgot to take WHAT?
If he forgot to take “such a seat” then he stood.
If he forgot to take “a crowded motorway” then she went alone?
And what is the valid point?
*touches the point*
OUCH! Sharp too!
A college buddy had a Volvo with milk crates instead of seats.
did he graduate?
Yep. He’s scarey-smart, but not particularly good with pesky mundane details like car seats.
Wow, that is sooo very safe in a car wreck. :p
Hellow Hellow Hellow Hellow! Typow! Typow! Typow! Typow!
Slather cheese on me and call me salty?
Butter my butt and call me a bisquit!
*grabs butter*
“Oh, bisquit,” he calls melodically.
Coming, Bob! I mean……
JUDY! How dare you!
Call you shit…
“Oh, sh!t,” he calls disgustingly.
sorry never heard that b4
lots of hate in this thread.
We have a fun new troll. Oh frabjous day.
Can I bites ‘em? Do trolls taste good?
I hear they’re a delicacy in some forums. But you need may need to add some salt to compensate for the bitter flavour of the meat.
Try some of UnColied’s cheese.
Hazah! Take him to the trollCage while I get the Tazer from the charger!
We’re gonna have some fun with this one!
Old Troll. He’s been here before. New avatar. Odd, if this IS him, he didn’t used to be so trollish.
Maybe it’s a relative from under another bridge further upriver.
I take it back. New troll. ENERGETIC new troll.
*glowers*
Snicker snack!
Look dad, the sign says all animals are dangeroos!
Put a toilet seat in the drivers position because I would sh*t myself if I had to drive that thing.
Try to have some hot carsex in that one!
Easy, just toss out the seat. It’s not even bolted down. Naw, it’s safe, see? There’s a roll cage!
Does that make it safe sex?
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Notice this redneck has his priorities straight, alloy wheels, oversized tires, roll cage, passenger seat – he’ll buy a drivers seat after the next few paychecks come. Hey, it takes a while to save up when you work at walmart!
I just wonder how he lost the seat in the first place. I mean you really have to try to get the car seat out in the first place. Like you need a toolbox and a few hours to get that sucker out.
Perhaps it was damaged in some way? And he DID use the contents of his toolbox to “get that sucker out”?
Whats next, barb wire, a cage match
Wooowwwwww
That thing got a hemi?
Car recognition fail: it’s a Jeep, not a Seat.
Will wrangling with definitions make it any better?
It reminds me of “Death Proof”.
This is the starter package, for an additional $300 you get a drivers seat, $300 more gets passenger seat, $300 more back seat, $1200 get front and back bumper or $600 dollars a piece for 2.
it’s a jeep thing
That’s win to me |D
I had a friend who had a papasan and a lawn chair in the back of his van for extra seating. Of course, a van is an enclosed vehicle, so it’s safe.
You are a car salesman, I take it?
BAHA! **clicks fav button**
LOL. that’s hilarious
I’ve seen things like this before, and none of them ended well.
hey i used to have a milk carton in the spot where the passenger seat of my old buick was… it was awesome i think all cars should come with milk cartons
i am getting old…ehh
wow he must’ve goten the car for 500$