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FIRST!
they’re probably just about to let it down
fail fail
Ya, they probably had it up that way. FAIL FAIL FAIL.
sn ʇɔǝdsǝɹ ¡¡¡¡1ooɥɔs ʇɐɥʇ puǝʇʇɐ ı ‘ʍou ʎǝɥ
how did you make the inverted “o”?
He used a “W”. :slapsforehead:
Sarcasm Fail
seriously, how did he manage to write upside-down?
Some Are Regular Letters, Some Are Greek, The Rest I Have No Idea Except The “Alt” Key On A Mac’s Keboard.
No, its a win, the collage is in Austrailia!
Uh, no, clearly that collEge is somewhere in Poland. The writing is in Polish. And a collage is a piece of artwork.
Good for you.
hey hey, here we go
Anybody got a taser?
Don’t tase me bro!
This was photoshopped, the shadow doesn’t match up
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Yeah, and if the poster was so thin that you could actually see the building through it, it’d have ripped a bunch of times.
They’re probably like.. “the sign looks fine from up here… wth??”
it was a ad for the top of the building and then it got fliped over (its the only senseble thing)
The real fail is all the people doing handstands to read the poster just off-shot.
I just turned my screen upside down. The text on the poster says: “we will empty your pockets if you come to study here”.
/handstands to read poster
Ah damn, where’d all my change go…
Did all the text not fall to the bottom of the screen when you did that?
I moved the Recycle Bin icon across the bottom of the screen to catch the falling letters. Then I solved the anagram.
I hope you didn’t staple them back in place afterwards.
I used thumbtacks.
You really know your computers don’t you?
Well, I put names to them and I also talk nice to them. But I think they don’t like me, two days ago my computer called to technical support asking for an user replacement.
do you speak purty to them???
Sometimes I speak/write “purty” (is that dirty?) while using them.
And about what they see over the webcam… I hope they do not have an old-fashioned morale.
“purty” (if you say it out loud its like purrty, its Aussy slang for sweet talking)
I had mines Morale Chip removed
i believe it’s southern american for pretty.
I believe it’s used all over the English-speaking world.
I am “Southern American” and purty can be used several different ways, example: description of an aesthetic appearance, “Man did you see Cindy Lou last night? she sure did look purty!” In relation to one’s geeneral wellness: “How are you feelin’ Bubba? Ah purty good.”
You got a purty mouth…
Hahahahahahaha. Genius.
does your computer by chance have white out on the screen for error corrections??
It had, but I’ve run out of white out as you may guess from some of my posts.
Here…take this water, fruit juice, zinc pill, and vitamin B.
You’ve still got an hour or so, amigo…
So the blue pills are for zinc?
I always wondered why Mookie added them to my breakfast,
Ahuh. Blue pills and raw eggs, the breakfast of chompians.
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Just take care man (clicky, paragraph 3).
Oh wow… I guess that explains why Mookie is a older than her males.
Wow, after reading that I need to smoke a cigarette.
Interesting. Apparently if they’re wet they have six nipples and when when they dry out they have ten.
Sounds like a good life for the males, fight, shag, shag, fight, eat, shag…..well exceept no alcohol……..shag, fight, eat, shag-eat, fight………hmmmmm.
Then you DIE!
“Not one male will be left alive at the end!”
No, thanks! I’ll stay a skwerl.
Ah but what a way to go!
Psst how do you get it off the LCD screens???
I dunno about lou but I use a chisel.
I use my Wii controller…
I tried that once but Mama got mad
Uh not to be operated by people under the age of 18!
There is no try, there is only diid.
Stick it in the dishwasher, bottom rack, use the presoak or pre-rinse option, the more water the better. Oh and make sure its still plugged into the wall outlet also.
Why turn your screen upside down? Just use CTRL+ALT+Down arrow key! Saves all that pesky trouble of catching that text x]
Pani z dziekanatu fail
Zachodniopomorski Uniwersytet Technologiczny FAIL
Pani z dziekanatu też.
Nawet nazwę ze wstydu zakryli. :E
Heyyy it’s Poland!!!
Figures it’d be a Polski that makes an error like that!
Suka, batara
You failed. Not an error at all. Think a little what will happen if those guys on the roof will let it go and the poster is attached to the wall by its bottom edge?
In Polish do you read from right to left?
Are students hanged by their feet in Poland when they graduate?
In my country they are just forced to drink booze until they forgot everything they learned.
well in Poland they drink like that every day, and I really mean that. Sadly, now you can’t come to an exam when you’r drunk.
You need to be sober to pass an exam?!?!?!
I would not be able to obtain a driver license with those rules.
Knowledge of DUI fail.
I am sorry, I know more about IUD than about DUI
Intra unterine device?
Sorry, spelling fail. Uterine
Coincidentally, “unter in” is german for “inside beneath”!
(Thanks for the link to the full avatar pic, by the way!)
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Coincidentally, “enter in” is english for “shag”!
Coincidentally, you’re welcome! (Concerning the pic, that is. It’s my house. Still under construction)
*shakes plaster of head*
Wow! Nice COOL house! What building system is that made with? Is it a modular do it yourself system? I WANT! I have 60 acres just waiting for a camp.
Where you arrested for IUD then? What are you? A gynaecologist without the proper credentials?
Oh, I have proper credentials. I wrote them myself and they accredit me both as gynecologist and as architect.
Is that a ‘landscape architect’ qualification for lady gardens?
so that would be a ladscaping degree instead of a manscaping degree??
Ladscaping = pedo.
it did seem a little wrong when i typed it… but if it was a pedo thing there wouldnt be anything to “scape”
So Lou that means that you can build a pretty _unt???
stunt?
Bunt?
Runt?
Punt?
c
blount?
Lou was driving intra the uterus
In that case, it’s better not to be sober.
He was driving an alcohol fueled funny car, on Sunday, Sunday, Sunday!!
Bloody sunday!
*shakes fist*
Love the band, but hate that song. Basically I’m screwed w/funny car…
Same feeling about band and song. Haven’t got the foggiest though about what you mean with the funny car bit.
In the ads they’re always ‘alcohol-fueled funny cars’ alcohol+cars = DUI. Anytime I hear a BR song, it’s always that one I hate; so I’m screwed. Anyone having Lou arrested for intra uterine driving was basically being screwed with a funny car.
Um.
Turns out I don’t know what I’m on about, either.
BR?
Boomtown RatsHEY! Nobody’s supposed to read my posts!
Ah, I was thinking U2 because of Czuhc’s ‘Bloody Sunday’.
Erm, I didn’t read any of your posts, I was just cold and saying BR, short for Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
*passes Mikey blanket, scotch, and tub of warm water for putting feet in*
Holy cats! I was talking about Boomtown Rats’ “I don’t like Mondays” I yam being like the Bush…except I yam contrite-like
*lights fire* Pulls up chair.
Warm yerself by the heat of my savage embarassment!
Go on…do it! I command you! I am contrite, dammit!
Thankyou kindly DrB!
*passes DrB a cigar, offers cigars to Mookie and CWR*
*gently nudges tub of warm water away with foot*
Am not falling for that one again.
*puff, puff, sip*
Aaaaaaah.
(Aaaaaah in contentment and relaxation, not Aaaaaah in fear)
How are the days off going?
Ahhhhhh…Mikey. It seems most of ‘em have
drifted off to another Fail. *passes M the marshmallows*
*puff, puff, sip*
The hols are sterling. This is the last week, though I’m planning to cap it off nicely with a sail on Sunday.
*puff, puff, sip*
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So, how do you feel about our latest 80’s effort?
The thought of an Aaaaaah in fear that is so inflectionless as to end in a period, it made me laugh. Yes it did.
Thanks, Mikey. Whose turn is it to do footrubs?
DrB, please stop smoking the marshmallows – strictly speaking, it’s not physically possible.
Mine tonight Mooks…
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*pops onto floor, leans back on couch*
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You know, I cracked my fav shiraz glass yesterday
*goes down on bended knee to Mookie and . . . massages her feet using marshmallows*
Sounds like a grand way to end your break, hope the weather holds for you. Is that a sail on the sea or a lake?
*puff, sip, rub*
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I think the 80’s are coming along nicely. I’m considering investigating the availability of flourescent clothing, espescially socks. Maybe going tree-climbing.
*rub, puff, sip*
Guess it’s one foot each!
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Oh no DrB, how did that happen?
I think we should sit a little closer to each other!
Sea, 110 footer! *lick, sip, suck*
Fttt! Silly me, this isn’t the tequila thread!
*rub, sip, puff*
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Okay, here’s the go…We wear two different coloured socks on each foot…both pulled up…then the outside one gets rolled down…
*shuffles a little closer*
Sorry Mookie.
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*pip, sub, ruff*
Yes. I love that suggestion, I’m all for that. Photos of the footwear on myspace? We should set a sock-day for when it has to happen.
Sorry, I got distracted by the sock idea.
Is that your own boat?
*sip, sip, puff*
*watches without judgement/comprehension*
Belongs to a friend. It’s been in the water for over a year,
and I’ve not been on it since before it was launched! I slept in it a couple of times during construction!
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I tried to inveigle him to go with a pirate theme, but he’s from Dutch stock, so was never gonna let his Captaincy come under threat!
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*pub, sup, riff*
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(pssst! I think she’s nodded off…Fancy some revenge, perchance??)
I’m assuming that was during bad times rather than for the adventure of sleeping on a boat? *squeeze*
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ohhh, that would have been so cool taking to sea dressed as old-school pirates.
*buff, rip, pus*
(There’s a handy bowl of warm water here)
*dips Mookies hand in bowl of warm water*
(Have you the marker pen, glue and glitter?)
I’m awake, you naughty boy! Don’t stop the footrub – this is one more fantasy FB has made come true… *sigh*
*rubs…firmly*
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Actually he used it as a guest house as the cabins were really comfy! It was being built in his ‘back yard’ adjacent the water.
I’ll organise a pic or two. Now…where to find socks…
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Calves are okay, right?
*puff, sip, rub*
Calves are fine. I’ll let you know when you are approaching the Mason-Dixon line…
*elbows DrB in the ribs*
(You so did that to set me up)
*quickly hides rubber chicken, duct tape and shamwow*
*rub, sip, rub*
That’d be like something out of a dream, sleeping in a half-constructed boat in someones ‘back yard’, I like it. Cheers, looking forward to pics.
Me Pa used to have a boat, built the deck and cabin himself. Then my Grandad built a radio-controlled scale model of it.
*puff, puff, rub*
Hehe. I learn something on every FB Fail. Today, the term for a US north/south division.
*pops foot down, stokes fireplace*
So, what are the thoughts for coordinated sock day…
*puff, stoke, stoke*
*puff, sip, rub*
(Gah! That’s the actual fireplace, of course, no double
entendre, apols)
Come on baby, light my fire, try to set the night on…
I put a comment here! Where’d it go?
I suggested 1st Feb as sock day, does that work for you?
*puff, puff, puff, sip*
Got some blood in your alcohol, eh??
tsrif?
Not First.
last
in soviet poland, the building hangs on banner.
propaganda banners?
Dude,poland has been democratic for almost 20 year’s now,no commies in sight.
It’s quite strenuous how photographers have these people stand from the ceiling to get these pictures… It’s gotta be some model’s ony way to get the blood flowing through their brain…
Wait a minute, do you imply the brain is in the head???
Then she was lying to me when she told me I do all my thinking with my genitalia.
I knew I should’ve stuck with Anatomy..
Lying to you Lou or L(a)ying with you???
Ratiocinating with me. Or that is what I assumed at that moment.
so it was a long hard & involved discussion then??
Probably just the long and hard part.
Oh, it was also involved and emotional. But despite all our effort, no definitive conclusion was reached.
I have quite a few patients with the same problem.
Mebbe they’re all involved with Lou’s girl?
If they knew “my” girl they won’t be calling this a problem.
Anyone I know?
Mmm, I think so.
Last time I saw her she was at your home, with your same haircut, wearing your panties (for a short period of time) and saying dirty things in Spanish (for a longer period of time).
Is is worth looking into?
Apparently, she’s a bit of a thickie…which is British for thicky.
BTW Mookie, what DO they say about Asia? That it was the first supergroup?
So, I hope you gave your reply some thought!
Probably more than was necessary, or healthy.
Well, you know how some people scratch their head while they think. . .
Is that a thought in your head or are you just happy to see me?
The light bulb lights up with every new idea
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Shouldn’t that be a compact fluorescent? You know what they say about doctors with big carbon footprints…
I read somewhere that there ain’t nothin’ compact about Lou’s fluorescent.
Was it his blog?
Gives a whole new meaning to flashing someone.
Apparently, the lighthouses in Spain draw the streamlined ships towards the rocks.
When the gas molecules in the tube become excited – starting to sound familiar yet?
Guy on the top of the building is saying that it looks fine to him. Sadly, there are no vowels in his word balloon…
He’s shouting:”No, banner looks just fine to me, but the text on the building is what I’m not sure about”.
You mean it doesn’t read the same upside down?
hyhy polish fail …
What’s supposed to be polished?
Sarcasm Fail
Honest question; polish not capitalized…
How does something like this happen?
And why was it up long enough that way for it to be photographed?
Society is getting dumber by the minute!!!
Save urselvese!!!1!!!ELEVEN!!!!
well if you look not-too-closley, you’ll notice people standing on the roof, as though they may have just hung up the banner. so…yeah. showed you!
Nu-uh, they’re the pixies that show this has been photoshopped. Sadly, the computer crashed before the text on the building was paintbrushed out properly.
Nu-uh, cos I killed all those pixies so I could photoshop stuff and not be found out.
Did you grind them into dust so you could be a fly-guy?
Made them into a fine paste to add to my curry sauce
56th!
˙˙˙ʎuunɟ ɹʎǝʌ ʇou sı ɔıd lıɐɟ sıɥʇ ‘ʍʇq
¡ʇsɹıɟ ʇou
omg, how did you get that backwards “b”??
In this case, it’s called a p
Sorry, q
make up your mind
burgerking!!!!
We all know it’s you!
And I just chugged a whole two-liter of grape soda!!!
That explains why your avatar’s purple.
Maybe they were studying for a (BAT)chelors degree? Anyone?
So it’s true what they say about Asia.
That’s what she said.
She did. If you click on my name it will take you to when she said it.
Hehehehe
Rofl-squeeze.
Ooooohh, no. Not falling for that a fourth (sixth?) time…there’s not candy and shiny things, are there? In the place you go when your name is clicked? And big soft titties? Nonononononono…*CLICK*
AAAHHHHH. (That’s AAAHHHHH in fear, not AAAHHHHH in contentment)
Stay tuned for the further adventures of – The Imbecile!
Next episode: Watch as The Imbecile attempts a slam dunk by jumping from a roof! What will be the outcome? Stay tuned to find out!
*hilarity ensues*
Didn’t see that coming, didja?
That thing must weigh a ton, too.
obvious photoshop!
i mean the banner is in right position … but the whole building is totally shopped in – and the sky around it is CGI!
No. Not CGI…IT’S KGB!
In soviet poland, poles polish you!
In Republican Poland, Palin polishes the poles!
it is not photoshoped
btw. i see i’m not the only Pole in here
“In soviet poland, poles polish you!”
f**k you! soviet doesn’t have anything to do in our country
“to do” maybe not but “with” a lot…
This is not Poland bashing but rather mocking a comedian in America in the 80s Yakov Smirnoff who started every ‘joke’ with “In Soviet Russia…”
˙˙˙sı ןıɐɟ ǝɥʇ ǝɹǝɥʍ ǝǝs ʇ,uop ı
˙ǝsıʍɹǝʇunoɔ ʞɔolɔ sǝǝɹƃǝp 081 ʇı uıds uǝɥʇ ʇɥƃıɹ ǝɥʇ oʇ ɹǝʌo ǝpıs ʇɟǝl ǝɥʇ ƃuıʞlɐʍ ʎq ʇı xıɟ plnoɔ ʎǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʇ ǝɹns ʎɹǝʌ ɯ,I
clock counterwise? I think the upside down trick confused you. By the way, how do you do that??
Why the hell are you assuming it’s poland wy sukinsyny jedne?!
Because only Palin in Poland would pull an ad like that over a puilding (Building doesn’t sound like “pole”) !
No, it’s the graffiti. Typical.
beacuse: 1.it is written in polish language 2. Zachodniopomorski Uniwersytet Technologiczny is located in Poland. Tea who-you!
Bo napis jest po polsku
Haha Polish University FAIL
Panowie od rozwieszania chyba deczko najebani byly
I’ll translate:
Guys that hung that, were drunk.
Deczko to glupi jestes, w tej robocie nikt nigdy nie przychodzi najebany.
Pewnie, najebują się dopiero na miejscu
DD.
Szczecin kurwa górą!
We don’t send you all of our everyday FAILs, otherwise the traffic would have killed the server
Uniwerek i tak rulez
You know, if these graduates had jumped off the building I bet they would be oriented the same way. That’s the fail – graduates jumping off tall buildings. Graduates always think they’re Superman until they go spat.
well thats hardly their fault…. I mean, the company producing the thing roled it up upside down, so they could only unrole it that way… so the company FAILED
Oh my. Education doesn’t go as far as it did.
So, so true.
I work with those guys, but that day i wasnt at work.
No, its not a joke, i really work with them.
This is at szczecin poland, building of university.
Nie żaden uniwersytet, tylko polibuda, parówo. Uczyłem się tam, to wiem.
to już nie polibuda ośle – polibudy już nie ma ;]
Obviously it looked right-side-up when they hung it from above!
LOL^^ zdjęcie z naszego przecudownego kraju:P
it must have been during students’ month in Poland
they always do some pranks like that:D
like most of this site PHOTOSHOPPED!
Yes, life is so perfect talented artists labor many hours to create the imperfect moments seen on this site. Have you ever used PHOTOSHOPPED? I’ve been using it for close to 15 years and I couldn’t do this, and why would I even bother? This wouldn’t even qualify as a one panel cartoon…sorry if you were just being ironic/sarcastic/metajoking.
wow u guys go on about the most pointless stuff its crazy
Haha. That’s my Uni
It’s Polish and it’s _real_. They say it was hung upside down coz the dean didn’t like the school ;P
I believe that one is in the southern hemisphere….
Szczecin , Poland , Piastów street
haha, ZUT fail.
My city. Well…
nasi tu byli
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oh my gosh. ’stettin the floating garden fail’
jaha, it’s next to mine house
It isn’t fail. It’s just not finished. Yet. I know that because I live in Stettin (or Szczecin) and I often pass that building. Sorry failblog – your mistake
FAIL in FAIL
Co za n00by
how do they keep that hat on?
I saw this in Warsaw in Poland…FAIL!