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Come to Greece, it’s a riot!
How exciting!
I didn’t know that kicks in the groin were so appealing to you.
It may sound nuts, but I get a kick out of it.
one would think you were having a ball!
*insert pun here*
Hard to do once the moment is passed.
Hard to do before the stone is passed.
unless u r willing to play ball, i mean to let it all hang out and really get a kick out of it
or u lost one…
writing out ftw, ftl.
commenting on ftw and ftl FAIL
Well just because YOUR communication skills are dying with your brain…
you fail
I actually go for the riot shields, they are beautiful at sundown.
I’d rather puke on a pile of shit
i’d rather listen to the “My Little Pony” soundtrack so much that i gouge my ears out with a toothpick coated in salt and pour anti-freeze into my skull to numb down the horrible sounds, then bathe in the blood of innocent pidgeons which will hopefully enter my body and slay the demon known as ‘the PINK PONY OF DESTRUCTIVE TERROR”. PN-NAWR GOES THE PONY!!!!
Trepanning win! And how did you get that extra backwards b?
extra backwards b? …wha….. huh?
LURK.
Also, pigeons hate your backwards b, and will shit on you.
Maybe he mis-spelled pidgeot?
“pidgeons” is an anagram of “god penis”. Some people really scare me.
ZOMG HE KNEW! come meet my cake stall, lou. (its definately not a trap)
Ackbar says it is.
dilly-poo, we’ve been over this, Ackbar is a little shrill-voice silly suit-fetishist that has been following you. Why do you still trust him more than me?
Dilly knows what she’s talking about –
she’s seen things on a TV.
maybe you mis-spelled peugeot?
Seriously, I want a used Fiat Panda. Can you hook me up?
oh no you don’t… you really don’t.
I want a codependent car that needs constant repair, looks like hell, and is named after a panda. What could go wrong?
You might start to like it.
I’m already in love with it. It will break my heart and my wallet. That’s all I ever ask! It’s definitely the car for me.
I had a mk 3 fiesta, same consequences, I never recovered…
Probably because they’re deathtraps.
And a panda isn’t? dodgy italin lectrics likely to catch fire and burn you to death…
I’m into it, it’s deathly hot for me.
“I’m already in love with it. It will break my heart and
my wallet. That’s all I ever ask! It’s definitely the
car for me.”
Just get a woman instead.
have you met my cake stall? would you like an introduction? (its not a trap)
It’s definitely not a double post stalling, and there’s no such thing as cake, liar!
the cake is a lie
The what?
The cake is a lie.
:O
omg you postwench. i can only say one thing in response – tl;dr”
“tl;dr…why dont you give up on your unabridged edition of War and Peace or at least stop posting it here?
You don’t want to do that, and stop watching me behind pubs on the weekends.
That still leaves 5 days – which one is best?
@selfworm Wow, man, where the hell did THAT come from?
Probably someones bum, and then someones mouth.
And then on the floor, the walls, the worktops, all over mums new rug, in dads new car, on the bed, in the bath, and finaly on the toilet.
Finaly it hapened to me, right in front of my eys!
I couldn’t believe what I was seeing, had he really done this?
My feelings can’t describe it.
It seems so many times he seemed to be the one! But all he ever wanted was to have a little fun.
I am Sam, I am Sam, Sam I am. That Sam-I-am! Than Sam-I-am! I do not like that Sam-I-am! Do you like green eggs and ham?
My feeble attempt at a rhyme sent him fleeing.
Romeo…
Bright lights,
TV screen.
Feels like looking at a magazine.
Big cars,
lots of cash,
It’s easy for me to give autographs!
100. comment
100 GET! Your hamster’s name is Luck Dragon.
HAY you stole that joke from me
i get it its like a news artical and on the side is a vacation ad lol
owned…penis yum
Holy mongoose in a cupcake!
Rikki-tikki-frosting
Sprinkles… Lots of sprinkles…
the…uhhh….little silvery balls (lol) you sprinkle on cake and sometimes chew on for fun.
maybe some coconut flakes.. for that fancy granny is making cakes look.
LOL!
LLO!
HOLA!
AHOL!
MSN
You spelled “FAIL” wrong
you spelled “NERD” wrong
ERND? DREN? EDRN?
Oh, SNM! Yeah, that’s the one.
Bill Gates!
Steve Jobs!
aloha!
…with a bonus round-trip to Gaza!
Yer thats something everyone can enjoy, why not throw in a flight to afghanistan and a mountain walk in Iraq.
I hear it’s beautiful this time of year.
Thats what she said.
no its not, its what dilettante said
WIN!!!
In Hawai’i you get Leied, in Greece, you get sacked by angry mobs.
“In Hawaii you get Leied, in Greece you get laid out”?
I thought you got struck by lightning?
Or tazed by yourself?
illegal to operate that equipment under the age of 18
shhhh *looks around for law enforcement* *hides tazer*
I prefer a good firebombing in the morning, then a mini-break. That shit’s exhausting.
Am I missing something?
Or perhaps you’re looking for a Frenchy Pink Lady?
Sorry, I’m an idiot
*tazes self*
No?
So you’re not Nancy Drew, and are not at the beach. Solve some crimes already!
Holy mongoose in a cupcake! You’re close to guessing who I really am.
(Thankyou Agita, going to try use that in conversation)
“The cat is on the chair.” “Le chat est sur la chaise,” slightly more easier to fit in, and, “The monkey’s on the branch.” “Le singe est sur la branche.” *Very* difficult to get into a conversation! Not a lot of jungle in France! Monkeys, thin on the ground. Thin in the air! Just generally pretty trim. And, yes. So, i – i – it just wasn’t working.
i lol’ed
Well, I llo’de
well, i kgher;w
Well, i well, i well, i well, i well
“That should do it.”
:0
Why it’s Greece lightning!
Awww, you stole my thunder.
that wasnt punny at all
I’d say it’s a win for the rioters, but a fail for the guy carrying his riot shield.
Tis a very rare Fail/Win I’d say
The failure was that the ad on the right advertised a wonderful trip to the same island where this riot took place.
greece is not an island !!
Nope it’s not the same place. This happened in the biggest cities, not on islands.
And Greece is a peninsula.
Pandas are a rare species, which win at being adorable, and fail at sex. I’d say. They will also rip your goddamn arms off. Rioters.
The cops in the back are having a good time watching their colleague kicked.
Best option for the cop to avoid being beaten by that mob is to take himself unconscious. And hope for the laughter or the pity of those vandals.
*taze
phase
praise
days
I LIKE VIOLENCE
You misspelled “eye”, sped.
GREECE IS THE NEW MORDOR
Quick, gather the hobbits and we shall travel to issengard on our way to MOUNT MOOOOOORRRRRRDOOOOORRRR!
Throw the ring in it already! You’re out of the damn bread!
Ach noooo the ring… it has tainted his very soul… wheres the sword of bestial wrath?
quick, use a strength potion!
I’ll buff you for plus health and magic, if you can put your blessing of might on me.
IM OUT OF MANA! quick mage, make more water!
ugh, this again
*casts*
here ya go
*goes back to spamming frostbolts*
Void you n00b, don’t attack the scarabs!
They were attacking the healers! You said i’m on adds!
thats NOT a healer, its a CHEST! which you just ninja-d and attacked the scarabs then passed aggro! THIS is what i get for PuG-ing.
NERD ALERT
… you comment on failblog. ’nuff said.
Ah yes, Void ninjad another Pug.. now for a quick name change…
And by nerd if u mean 80 paladin, i am ashamed.. ashamed i am.
good going dilly, you made him sad! now say /sorry !!
It’s ok i’m doing naxx now, and theres nothing he can do to stop me NOTHING! NOTHING YOU HEAR?
/facepalm
hmmm… lets test that. *Pulls boss* */casts misdirect(rank 1) on Void* */casts feign death(rank1)*
Oh, I’m sorry, did I not mention I’m super hot for nerds? My bad.
/cast shield of protection
/use bagslot1 hearthstone
/wave
/bye
/cast Mass Dispel %T
/lol
/g damn hunter keeps throwing me aggro, i’m outta here, see ya later guys!
/camp
/kthxbai
Whoops, DORK ALERT. I like literate and silly nerds.
And I’m sorry. But he’ll recover, he’s a freaking 80 paladin. Whatever the hell that is.
you’re right… he can flash heal himself better. you want literate? antidisestablishmentariansim.
That’s just funny. You accidentied your ism in your excitement.
no actually its a description for a man name sim, whos aunty dissed this establisment in the cararies. as aposed the the word that means to anti the anti of somethig that hasnt even started yet.
Tosses apostrophes and extra letters into the above post, hoping some will land in the correct positions.
*uses a straight lotion*
lou, we are trying to do a text-based imaginary dungeon, there is no need for your mildy humerous mis-interpretations, or methods of making us believe you are straight. -.-
warning: non-humorous message alert – please ignore if too serious for you -don’t flame me for not having a sense of humor!
This appears to be an interesting example of the risks associated with context based advertising placement. Many advertisers are now using automatic, context based advertising. Whilst this approach may work most of the time with non news related websites, there is a significant risk of this backfiring with news services, given that the majority of news stories tend to be negative regarding a particular subject or geographic location.
E-N-G-L-I-S-H, do…..you…..speak…… E N G L I S H???
It’s all greek to me!
Here’s to hoping there’s a lot of news about topless beaches and MILF on MILF action in 2009.
MILF gives you strong bones.
that makes you the strongest boned, Mookie?
I take my coffee with MILF.
Examples: “burn baby burn” ad near “toddler dead after fire” news item (http://failblog.org/2008/11/07/ad-placement-fail-2/ ) and the Zappos ad at the Bush shoeing video (http://netzoo.net/google-youtube-video-ads-zappos-bush-shoe-incident-2/ ).
Oh yer, they also shoot teenagers in greece.
I heard they use grease guns
They get the ammo by using a spatula on their foreheads.
Did they get that at Spatula City? I heard they shoot horses, too.
Research. They do not use damn spatulas and grease guns. One teenager was indeed shot at one event, and this caused chaos amongst Greece. Idiot cops, there has to be some of them in the world.
FAIL ? yes.
Also, photoshopping FAIL,
Desperate-to-get-on-failblog WIN
Ima chargin mah lazers
DR. OCTOGONAPUSS BLARGH!
Stop being so desperate. Your comment was published!
Yeah, it’s not like it’s hard to get posted on failblog! It’s minimal effort and no commitment. Love it.
I would say maximal comfort and minimal dispiritment, for some.
Well, you’re not subjected to the abuse most get. You lucked out, not being a retard. Minimal pain for intellectual gain?
Minimal stain for ineffectual brain?
Greece will be nicer without all those stupid communist pedojew students.
What do they want more? Drugs, alcohol, children to rape: the communist pedojew dream. I hope police will kill them all!
Jeeze…who invited the downer?
Alas, the internet is overpopulated with them.
Are you bloody stupid? The communists didn’t have anything to do with this, this riot was lead by anarchists and rich kids who wanna be cool.
And the next time a security guard, even an ex-police body guard, so much as pulls a gun on somebody, he’ll get his ass landed in prison for a long time.
Besides everything here is so corrupted that even if a group did leave, it’d get worse because the two big parties wouldn’t have another group to keep them in place.
“and rich kids who wanna be cool”
sooo …. communists?
actually no. Anarchists. They want to be out there and show that they have power, or they want to disobey their parents.
The communists are the most mellow in this situation. They have been attempting to quiet the riots because they don’t help anything. The liberals and the fascists are encouraging the riots because they want the conservatives thrown out.
Yeah, especially synaspismos really wanted the situation to calm down… xD pffff
@Pure Power Wow, man, just…wow. Do you happen to be missing one or more testicles? I’m just searching for a reasonable explanation for your rage.
roflmao for this one, dude.
This is SPARTA
What would be funny is if that actually happened in Sparta (or what’s left of it today).
AAAAAAAA! (Falls down to well)
I was just in Athens, it was actually quite lovely. And while there WERE army members with their riot shields about, it was generally quite safe and I didn’t feel at all nervous about any riots. The rioters are after the police, not tourists. As long as you use good judgment you’re perfectly fine.
Win!
LAST
^ Nancy’s last sand
Was that the one where she drew the line in the stand?
Where are you sandy?
Aaaw, I actually just visited this page, but the Visit Scenic Greece advertisement isn’t loading up in the sidebar
That’s because they rotate ads all the time, sometimes there are other ads, just reload the page and maybe, possibly, 1 percentagely, small chancely, it might, somehow, someplace, in any way, without any amount of definite certainty, appear.
can u say ouch right in the oblongs
Well, with the oblong-kicking counted in, it should be a DOUBLE fail!
true dat i wonder if he was wearing a cup nahhh probaLLY NOT
the other guys r jus watching what asses
go greece!!
oh man, i gotta get my ticket
fake
well… i live in greece and work in athens…. the ‘riots’ occured only in the usual notorious areas. You could be 5 blocks away and not notice a thing…
Aah, the effects of “Related Advertising” like when a page talks about Greece and the ad talks about Greece…
Wow, that is one useless shield.
WOW i did not know that a crazy muslam can break a shield
i say this is a complete WINN!
for the protester, that is, if you dont mind the vacation add, that is
Good example of one of the problems with using adsense style advertising to monetize a news blog.
Look man.
The difference you made, it’s great.
But in December 2008 when this unfortunate event had happened, a boy was tragically killed.
He was walking with his friends, he had no purpose of doing anything bad or wrong.
Some policemen found him near the protesters and they started swearing at him.
The boy, as it was naturally, walked near them, as he wanted to know why they called him that way.
A policeman held his gun and shot 2 times on the air.
The boy kept walking and then the policeman shot in the concrete.
The bullet touched the ground and went right in his chest.
He died at once.
I guess our policemen aren’t the best. But I also think that these unfortunate things happen everywhere.
This is bad. He was just a kid. Not even 20. I hate this.
Eisai entelws asxeti me to thema etsi? Mi poulas malakies.
You are so wrong
The boy threw a bottle of beer to the police car and then the policemen chased him .”The bullet touched the ground and went right in his chest.” as you say in your comment is what the policeman said.What really happened was that the police man brutally murdered a 16 year boy and withou feeling sorry started to say that he was an anarchyst and deserved to be killed(sorry for my english)
A country where they don’t take that kind of crap from the cops sounds like a great place to vacation to me. How come we can’t have a riot every time the cops murder some kid?
new holiday? national kick a cop in the nuts day?
I wanna go to Greece and kick ppls asses!
The problem with this FAIL is – the riots were in Athens and they invite you to the coast – there were no riots there…
I think this is the only post I’ve seen that doesn’t turn into a ‘u fail’ war.
WIN.
Well guess what, it’s over cause you fail cause i said so!
Kudos from one braniac to another.
greece is a riot?
this is one useless shield……!