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Creepy!
SECOND!
Nothing says kid friendly then a shady run down van with no windows. The only thing missing is he free candy sign.
See that round thing in the back….it’s clear and you can see through it?
oh my bad, didn’t see it. That makes this totally legit
Yep……..well the candy sign would earn more trust….but…………
I’m with you jules. I thought it was a one way viewing portal.
Hehe. Adds a whole new dimension to the term “peep show”.
When the kids are old enough to see out, they’re old enough to leave the van.
terrible… lol
11st!
what a fitting name!
Isn’t that Pedobear inside?
Maybe. Isn’t that the one from the Galveston beach?
bend over and I’ll show you a round thing in the back
Troll
HE LIVES! Praise Jeebus!
“it’s clear and you can see through it”
Yes. See definition of “clear”.
Clear is my favourite colour.
And my hobby is not collecting stamps!
Holy shit! Can a child molester [i]be[/i] any more obvious!?!
Yes, actually. Just paint “I’M A CHILD MOLESTER” on the side of the van instead of “LITTLE ANGELS PROGRAM”
Second post, or second that it’s creepy?
what do they do by the way`?
They learn how to be good children and do what Daddy says.
Or they scream until he stops.
Couldn’t have said it better myself.
You scream, I scream, we all scream for ice cream!
The more you kick it, the more it Screams!
WIN…lol.
Every time the bell rings, you don’t want to know what the teacher tells the little angels they’re going to get.
Their wings?
On a platter.
In BBQ sauce.
Sauteed to perfection and drizzled with lemon…truly heavenly.
I’ll take some of that.
Don’t forget the $.89 can of meaty chili. Takes the edge off of burned feathers.
*burnt
howdy dude
Hey, my daughter is in the little angels program.
Hehe
And first?!!? That’s never happened to me before. Must be too good to be true.
Indeed. Let us share the power as father and son!
No way! I won’t share anything!
it is and your not
“You’re” not either. mfkbhh… Engrilsh… f$ck it.
Don’t worry… it isn’t criticism. It’s so that maybe, just maybe, someone learns something and doesn’t make the same mistake when it matters.
TMWWMGKBH….wonder what that stands for.
“Too Much Weed Will Make Good Kids Be Haters”?
“This Much Weed Will Make Grouchy Kids Be Happier”?
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OK! Maybe this will work ^^^ That Much!
hey it’s a twig
You spelled “toothpick” wrong.
Taking matters into our own hands.
Indeed it is…
Anyway. I don’t get this…XD
It looks like the “Scream Until Daddy Stops” program.
that’s what the chloroform is for, silly.
So it would be the “Does This Smell Like Chloroform to You” program?
They told me we were playing cops and robbers…and all the robbers had to wear wet bandana’s around our mouths. Next thing I know I woke up in that van and my @ss was sore. I’ve made an appointment with them every week for the next year!
*squeezes Mr. Cuddles*
You so funny!
*cuddles with k-k-k-katy*
I guess now we know the answer to the baseball question, hmmm?
:awe: You’re just a “regular” guy aren’t ya!
You could slip him some EX-Lax if he ever becomes irregular.
Well, back to the tree for me, that’s 3 mistakes, well 4 actually, if you count waking up with an Acorn Wine hangover and a Mustache drawn across my lip.
*trips over a huge basket at my door*
Ooo-Oooo! a GROSS of Freshly Cooked Acorn Cookies from AVIS!
*mumbles* <B?Fankooo verymunch Abish!
*MUNCH, MUNCH, MUNCH….*
That ought to keep you busy for a while.
And, you’re welcome.
*snorkity*
*dorkity* (not you, Dragonwriter. It just rhymes.)
*borkity bork bork bork*
Put dee chicken in dee basket.
Und der boomashooten!
Yar reet ragga muffin! Gettaflex, wagwan wit ya freaky deaky child!
There is a window in the back….I fail to see the Fail.
That’s because it is a very small window and hard to see anything through.
Duh! I mean, obviously this is a placement fail, because if the driver was driving, and he happened to look over his shoulder, his only rear window is on the side! FAIL! Hahaha, hahaha, ha…ha…ha…
Its actually a periscope, the van is submersible.
It’s the perfect size for his AK-47.
You mean his Автомат Калашникова образца 1947 года.
I dont get it.
The car says “little angels program” on the side. It’s clearly fakes, as its done in spray paint on an rusty old van without windows. So clearly, the man must be a pedophile, or a serial killer.
Nope. It’s a Government funded education programme.
Indeed. That’s where your tax dollars go. Aren’t you proud?
No. This is where tax dollars should go, perhaps? Clearly, they’re directed elsewhere.
brb FBI
kthxbye! CIA
thought it was C.Y.A. ?
bang bang bang bang, click, ching “take your monayyyy!”
C u ltr! NCIS
brb Russian roulette
*BANG!*
ah hell — how about 2 out of 3?
Well, not where DrB’s tax “dollars” go, judging by his spelling…
You judged his spelling??? What was his score?
This guy is from my hometown. He picks up old bikes and gives them to underprivlaged kids. nice guy, but the van has always been an eyesore.
quadruple fail
It’s a great program – turns your kids right into angels. With a machete.
And they take your kids to see the world. Just dump them in the river and they’re off.
Make new grown-up friends, try new grown-up experiences, and all the candy and chloroform you want? Sounds like a win to me!
I like the way to add rocket ships to the van
nice touch there Mr Paedo
Mr. Geppaedo pulled a lot of strings to get those.
He just wants a real boy.
HEHE Made me laugh!
That’s the shuttle used to pick up the kids in the Fallen semester.
Those poor kids go through nine levels of hell just to graduate.
That makes this van Hell on Wheels..*BTW “FALLEN ANGELS ” is an excellent book (I read it when my daughter was reading it for Sophomore English)*
*makes mental note to check it out*
I love a good book!
Marius – do you have an author for that? I looked it up on Amazon and there are quite a few books with that title.
Thanks! *hugs*
Myers I believe. Do not let the Vietnam War setting put you off. The book is much more than you would expect.
*Hugs back*
Dude, that’s my after school program van!….they told me to never talk about it…. :/
“O! my sweet beef, I must still be good
angel to thee: the money is paid back again.”
O, what may man within him hide, Though angel on the outward side!
Guarded by an angel mild, witless woe was near beguil’d!
… when again touched, as surely they will be, like the better angels in our van.
*Applause*
…there is a good angel about
but the devil outbids him too.
*battered van screeches to a halt*
*A tophatted moominpapa comes rolling out*
*SQUEEZE*
*rings bell, grows wings, flies away*
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
That’ll teach the angels to use Brussels sprouts instead of chocolate.
That was the best disguise we could come up for that caper. I love it when a plan comes together, but it’s not always as easy as firing an automatic rifle into a group of bad guys and missing each and every one of ‘em. Sometimes you gotta improvise. Anyway, we managed to save the orphanage from the mobsters who were trying to muscle them out of their property as part of a corrupt union construction deal, so, as the kids say, it’s all good.
Tellingly, that’s an anagram for “A Telltales Grim Prong.”
I think they spelled “spoon” wrong.
I also like “A Petal Germs Trolling.”
I think the van is for the after school math program the “little angles program” but the guy is obtuse.
That’s … awful.
I thought it was an acute observation.
I think he has the right angle there!
That sums it up nicely
Aww, the little angles. They are so acute.
Iso(scles) what you did thar!
Dammit. I’m going back to bed.
*perk!*
*breaks out best “come hither” look*
*draws nigh at hand*
*lets that hand roam thither and yon*
*perches on windowsill with Skwerlly Cam*
*sends ONE of the flock to harass Skwerlly ’till he leaves the windowsill*
*loads shotgun*
You’re going to get pelted if you keep if this up.
Allow me.
*sets Skwerlly’s little skwerl tail on fire*
Next time…I’ll flame your nuts.
ROASTED ACORNS? My favorite!
*leaves cam running as he scampers away*
*asks tiny feathered friend to kindly knock down camera*
*suggests said friend get help from rest of flock, then follow the skwerll to his tree while pelting him*
What is with the face at the bottom of the middle of the van? It looks like it is diving to eat something…
The muffler?
I think he meant the porch.
I love muffle diving, a great muffler. got my degree on muffling.
muff [muf]
(plural muffs)
n
1. furry cylinder: an open-ended cylinder with fur used for keeping hands, (among other things) warm, one hand going in at each end.
I shopped it a little to fit my point(gawrsh, pun after pun after..I just can’t stop)
*wipes lips* DIVE!
Oh, I know that she’s disgusted. (Oh why’s that)
‘Cause she’s feeling so abused. (Oh that’s too bad)
She gets tired of the lust, (Oh I’m so sad)
But it’s so hard to refuse.
Can you say that I’m too old,
When the angels have stolen my red shoes?
Drop dead!
*leaves*
*disclaimer for everyone else*
What I posted above is part of a song lyric, before I get jumped on.
Chicken!
I so wanted to just leave it alone…but I just couldn’t do it!
Can you blame her?
Not really, in truth I have left unposted many comments I thought were boarder line.
Did you leave them in kennels?
Bukkit please.
*grins*
I couldn’t resist!
Oh, tripe!
*Splorrrch!*
A Marius “splortch”-ing! A very rare sight indeed!
Not nice to make me laugh with my head in a bukkit Dragon.
Or did you sweep them into the Troll cage?
*Prepares to pounce* Don’t run! That will just send me into a frenzy!
who’s that guy I saw you leaving with?
Oh I used to be disgusted
and now I try to be amused.
Pedo much??
Why didn’t he just wear the wrist str……? Oh, wait, nevermind. *undo, undo!*
Go Cardinals!
.
(sorry, couldn’t resist)
Congratulations, you now have unlimited baseballs!
Talldude two minutes for slashing.
AZ here too………Go Cards!!!!
Couldn’t resist either
Both games were great on Sunday. Your boys looked good ‘Twill be a good matchup on the 1st, and a good Victory for the Steelers. See ya in Tampa!
Congratulations US folk. Off topic, I know.
Yeah! Yeah! No more Bush! the bad kinda bush that is, the Bush with a W, not the Bush at the Y.
W comes from a rich family, surely he won’t need to stay at the Y?
Thanks DrB. It’s about time.
I’m still periodically bursting into happy tears while watching the news. The reign of shame is finally over.
I’m thrilled to be watching history in the making! This will be a day that our children will read about in the future.
They wont read in the future, it will be like “Lawnmower Man”, it will just be digitally uploaded, just like sex.
SSDF
Skwerlls Support Digital Fornication???
U r stupid if u like obama
*shivers*
Delivers.
quivers
Damn, did I really just do that?? I couldn’t help it!
Livers
Ten bucks says Michael Jackson owns this!
You owe me ten bucks now.
Ten bucks says if he owned this it would be an amusement park, not a van.
Unless he wanted to divert attention away from himself subtly… Then again: MJ is never subtle… Darn… *pulls out a fifty* Can you break this Avis???
I can! Give me the fifty, and I’ll give you ten.
Looks like the result “No Child Left Behind” funding levels.
Ooo, grammar fail. “Looks like the result OF…”
You accidenty your preposition!
I think this is what happens to those creepy Ice Cream trucks when they take them out of service.
Creepy brand ice cream was one of my childhood favorites…
All it needs is
“FREE CANDY”
painted on the side.
That’s written on the other side! The back says, “Playful Puppies Inside”
There’s a logo on my computer that says “playful puppies inside” – that’s why I bought it.
How funny!
little-angel.com (or somethign like that) was a cp website (most of the girls models were from ls mag). This is very funny.
Hey, it’s the 4chan party van!
you spelled V& wrong
(but I’m not talking about it)
Uh oh, did someone lose the game?
I think it’s a chevy.
nope, it’s a Chevy
Baseball and hotdogs, apple pie and. . .Pedobear???
… in a van down by the dry levy.
A long long time ago, in a galaxy far far away, a crap commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime nobody remembers. They promptly escaped to the Louisiana bayou. Today, still wanted by the feds, they survive on chitlins and gumbo. If you get picked on at school, if no-one wants to go near you, and if they’re not hiding, maybe you can get stuck with the B-Team.
Dude, that’s so ‘shopped.
OK, it’s certain now – there is definitely something very wrong with me!
You’re an ass. It’s not shopped, I took that shot, and it’s just a really messed up looking van.
First!
Anyone notice the acronym is “Lap”
ooooh. Great find!
I used to own a van like that. I had a big sticker on the door that said “driver carries no candy”. and BTW, happy Landscaping Day everyone… you know, we finally got rid of that one bush that’s been annoying us for like… 8 years now….
It took me about 15 seconds to figure out what was wrong with this.
I’m never having children. EVER.
This looks totally legit! and I’m sure they have great intro(ab)ductory rates too
They may have discontinued those in favor of the weekly rapes.
*goes straight to hell, saves a few seats*
It might be this program, in which case the van is meaningless since all work with children is done overseas.
http://www.gocanada.org/missions/littleangels.htm
Pedobear approves!
Doan does not!
Me wants food.
All it’s missing are a few bullet holes. And perhaps it could be riding on a donut spare.
So that’s what the A-Team has been up to these days
A whole new meaning to touched by an angel…
That’s in my town! The owner is a former selectman and definite creeper.
dude… you’re a douche
Ah ha ha! I just remembered a dream I had where I wrote on the side of my car!. I had it the night I looked at this fail. That’s so funny.. No, I wasn’t running a sketchy daycare service…
Touched by an angel.
This must be the van that picks up those kids who stand in the street with homemade signs saying that they are collecting money for their basketball team.
Please tell me “Little Angels Program” is the name of an indie alt-rock band that uses this van to go to shows. Or it’s all a Photoshop. Or something.
It’s definitely not a shop. I took that picture a few blocks down the road from where I used to live.
The van of a thousand screams
Thats it! Just throw the logo on your way out on the first day on the job!
Please mommy, I dont want to go to school!
odd looking van.
I dont disagree with this blog…
Terrific piece!
Best read..