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  1. Mark says:

    What a place!

  2. Happy Kill says:

    Oh silly Chinese signs.

  3. Noconspiracy says:

    How low can you go?

  4. Mark says:

    I have a calendar for a place up north called Hung Wang, maybe this place is related?

  5. sugrr says:

    Stupid lemon face… Go home!

    • NewandNervous says:

      The Chinese use lemons in a lot of their dishes, and I heard old ladies use lemons on their dishes. (sometimes alumn salt)
      *Puckers up and shivers*

  6. Mookie says:

    I’ve been there – it’s owned by Long Duk Dong’s cousin.

  7. Mookie says:

    I’m a Italian dish – can I still get served here?

  8. DrB says:

    Far Low was innocent!!!!

  9. Jonny says:

    Dude. I exactly where this restaurant is. Why the hell didn’t I think of this first? Dammit.

  10. Void says:

    I hear the chicken balls aren’t to be trusted.

  11. Matt says:

    AAHHH yes the wonderful selection of chinese food in Portland, OR

  12. David says:

    This restaurant in Portland, Oregon moved to a new location a couple of years ago, but has been a part of the local scene since 1928. As a young man in the 1930s, my dad was hopping trains with his cousin and they ended up in downtown Portland. These two hicks from the Ozarks were so tickled with the sign and laughed so hard that they had to sit down on the street.

  13. Weatherbox says:

    Surely being hung low would mean you had a big unit though?

    In light of this, I call WIN.

    • NewandNervous says:

      I was very busy up to the beginning of my wonderful 12 year marriage, which ended 4 children later… 3 years ago. Now I am ‘hung a-low-n’.:sad:
      But I swear the name ‘hung low’ will rise to many women’s lip again soon!:grin:

  14. Erient says:

    Sad thing about that place I know where it is and I have had their food… they make good sweet and sour chicken heh

  15. Abby says:

    This is by my house! There’s two of them, and no, it’s not a joke. They’ve been around since 1938 and it’s a family name. :-)

  16. TheMadCelt says:

    Unfortunately the Hung Far Low sign in Chinatown has been taken down with no idea of when it will be put up again. There is a small student movement to raise cash for the re-erection of…the sign.

    True story.

  17. FLSTC01 says:

    Oooooh, a Chinese name, and it sounds vaguely dirty to North American ears! Oh, the wit!

  18. hahah says:

    OMG i know where that place is! hahah

  19. Vudoo says:

    hey isnt this resaraunt in portland?

  20. RiderLeangle says:

    I posted that one but I can’t find it on the page. Must have been deleted.

  21. leslie says:

    I actually just drove by this today and the sign was down. I hope they are not renaming the place!

  22. Malarky says:

    Opening soon next door: Enormous Genitals Seafood Palace!

  23. Sunshinetango says:

    Haha!!! That restaurant is in Portland, Oregon! It’s like, twenty minutes from my parents’ house, by Portland International Airport.

    Awesome.

  24. Morgan says:

    I live so close to there!!! Keep Portland Weird!

  25. AeC says:

    Not a single Kentucky Fried Movie reference? Either you all are too young or I’m too old.

  26. Blue2thFairy says:

    Crap

  27. Balls says:

    It’s in Portland, OR. I used to live close to it

  28. LOL says:

    I drive by this place all the time! LMAO! Its in portland oregon! haha

  29. TonicBH says:

    I’ve seen that place in real life. It was like, right across a college campus. I went to my classes today, and it was gone. Sad day.

    (There is another “HUNG FAR LOW” somewhere as well. Double fail, I guess?)

  30. mikes says:

    the original is still in old town/chinatown Portland. i think they closed and relocated to se portland.

  31. sarah says:

    i dont get it what does hung real low mean

  32. Bee says:

    LOL! I’ve been there!!

  33. jbrizzlezzz says:

    the area cod is 503 they answer HUNG FAR LOW!!!!

  34. Amayon says:

    Epic LOL. I used to live like 5 minutes from this place, and ate there on a regular basis. I always meant to take a pic of their sign and post it somewhere, but then I moved away. Looks like someone beat me to it!

  35. JB says:

    PHOTOSHOP FAKE!!!

  36. Amayon says:

    JB you are stupid, didn’t you read how many people know this place and even one guy that posted up a link to their yellow pages restaurant listing

  37. Kyairthwen says:

    This restaurant is RIGHT BY my mom’s house in Portland…I pass it every time I walk to the coffee shop when I visit her…

  38. Wagonenvy says:

    My friends family owns that restaurant. Too funny I got to email this to him!

  39. jill says:

    Yeah, it was on 82nd and now it’s gone…I LOVED that sign and miss it:-(

  40. Lateon says:

    I know that place! I drive by it when I go to church!

  41. Adrienne says:

    hey, I’ve been there before :) I was told what “Hung Far Low” meant in Chinese once, but I forgot. Something about a flower.

  42. Andrea says:

    Portland WIN

  43. Andrea says:

    Or do you mean fortunately?

  44. Hayhay says:

    Whenever someone is visiting me from out of town I try to give them directions that include turn (right, left) when you see hung far lowe.

  45. Hailey says:

    Dude… that’s in Portland Oregon, on 82nd. i see it like every day. lol. thats so awesome! gawd i love where i live! lol.

  46. cassi says:

    1.Cover you’re mouth

    2. Make a wish into hand

    3.safty

    4. Close hand (Make hand into fist)

    5.Hold the fist against you’re heart for 5 seconds

    6.Repost this comment 3 times

    7.Tommorow will be the best day of you’re life

  47. cassi says:

    1.Cover you’re mouth

    2. Make a wish into hand

    3.safty

    4. Close hand (Make hand into fist)

    5.Hold the fist against your heart for 5 seconds

    6.Repost this comment 3 times

    7.Tommorow will be the best day of you’re life

  48. cassi says:

    1.Cover you’re mouth

    2. Make a wish into hand

    3.safty

    4. Close hand (Make hand into fist)

    5.Hold the fist against your heart for 5 seconds

    6.Repost this comment 3 times

    7.Tommorow will be the best day of you’re life

    DON’T BREAK THE CHAIN

  49. CourtneyMae says:

    that’s in Oregon.

  50. Allen says:

    HAHAAH whats funny is i live 6 blocks from this place!!! omg! its been a joke of locals for a long time. SE PORTLAND BITCH

  51. PLRA says:

    the actual number is (503) 223-8686 .

  52. I have H1N1 says:

    boring. They always do that shit.

  53. Kaos says:

    Yeah, I saw this place long before I even knew what Failblog was. (Pathetic I know) I didn’t realise there was one on 82nd, as well!! Pretty funny part of town to put a restaurant with a name like that in. :P

  54. Spanky says:

    I know this place i’ve been there

  55. TB says:

    A campaign has begun to Re-Erect Hung Far Low. http://www.ReerectHungFarLow.com

  56. ben says:

    i live down the road from this place in portland. it cracks me up every time. lol

  57. Thespius says:

    I don’t see why this is a fail…
    It should be a Win.


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