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What a place!
I like that the picture on the sign is also phallic.
Hung Far Low, but old wise man say, “What hung low, rise HIGH!”
That joke was such a phaillus.
Oh, no, I think it’s a pundemic.
Oh, and sorry void, i just needed a setup for that joke.
OMG stop replying to you replies before i can reply to said response!
Will do, I am out for the night anyways.
me too…
Better pun to the police!
better than first *facepalm*
This place is in Portland, OR. I ate there and even bought a t-shirt!
Yeah, I can contest to that, I need to get a shirt, thats AWESOME! LOL!
yes dude
This is near where I live, I’ve been wanting to take a picture of it forever
I used to live by there and I never had a camera ready! Glad to see it show up here. They have delicious food, too.
Shit, me too.
HA! that place is on 82nd. i cant believe it. thats rad.
Hung Far Low is an epic WIN of a restaurant in Portland Oregon!
Weirdly enough, it’s actually pronounced something like Hoong Fau Lau (as in, last two words ~rhyme with Ow!)…
I’ve chuckled every time I go by that place. It makes me joyous to see it placed in the hallowed halls of Fail.
that shit is right down the street from me in portland oregon
Me too!
…And I still laugh at it every single time I drive by it.
Ha! I see this sign all the time. There is more than one “Hung Far Low” restaurant in P-town. I laugh every time.
Same! X3
here is the area code for that place
Hung Far Low
2410 SE 82nd Ave
Portland, OR 97216
503-223-8686
It’s actually a nice restaurant in Portland.
It’s for real; I’m not sure if that’s the one in downtown Portland, OR, but I’ve eaten at a place with that name. Food’s pretty good, too.
Oh silly Chinese signs.
How low can you go?
can you go real low? all the way to the flo?
“Mein”ly depends on what you order… get it, “lo mein”? *squishes chirping crickets*
I have a calendar for a place up north called Hung Wang, maybe this place is related?
They’re brothers.
I’d like to see the dad, in which case..but not in a ‘fruity’ way Or is it?
We have a local “Mee Hung Low.” Good food!
There’s a place in Ottawa called Hung Fatt, possibly another member of the family.
There’s a place in downtown L.A.:
Won Kok
first?
That was kind of. . . not good.
yeah.. sorry. my internet hang up on me.
The ladies call me hung low, I’m not Chinese and I don’t have a large nose!
this place is in Portland , OR. they get the joke.
Yep; absolutely useless to block out the area code.
The full phone # is 503-223-8686
just in case any of you guys wanted to order..
The food *is* fantastic!
Excellent General Tso’s chicken!
I don’t think they’ll deliver to the northwest corner of WA, though, and I have no way to travel to Portland, OR… damn. And I can almost *smell* the food from here!
But if I’m ever in the area… (fat chance!)
yeah isn’t like 82nd and powell Portland OR
Something like that. We used to go there drinking in college. The trick was to hold on your drink ’cause someone was always hitting the table hard enough to knock them all over.
82nd and SE Division.
I think that downtown there is a sign saying Hung Far Low too, apparently it’s a family name… I used to live at 72nd and Division and drove past everyday
They used to be in Chinatown, but then they moved to 82nd. The
sign is still downtown, but not the restaurant. And I can’t believe
how many Portlanders are checking in here. You’d think we’d have
nothing better to do than look at lols all day.
i used to live on 52nd and division
i know the place and always laughed at the name
i was gonna eventually take a pic and share it with the internet,
but apparently somone beat me to it.
anyway.. ive never eaten there, i think ill give it a shot somtime soon.
maybe tomorow for lunch.
FIRST!!!!
do your chain hang low?
can you swing it to and fro..
can you make it go go go…..
Stupid lemon face… Go home!
The Chinese use lemons in a lot of their dishes, and I heard old ladies use lemons on their dishes. (sometimes alumn salt)
*Puckers up and shivers*
I’ve been there – it’s owned by Long Duk Dong’s cousin.
I thought it was owned by Johnson & Johnson.
Or Black & Pecker.
All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world
So there was only one thing that I could do
Was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long
But we’ve got the biggest balls of them all!!
“And we sat on the front porch plaing with my ding-a-ling”….
“I’ve got something in my pcket for you…. why don’t you put hand in and see what it is!”
I think that would be a “Black Fail” in this case.
why the fail gotta be black?
I’m a Italian dish – can I still get served here?
That depends on if you really want to serve yourself anywhere.
‘Sokay NandN, we’ll be fine in this private booth, but thanks for the concern. I booked a table of one.
*Steps down*
Mookie, I think we can make an exception… how long can you lay still?? (click)
LOL, LB. But do you think the presentation will be as attractive with fettucine a la carbonara?
just wait here long enough, and someone wil serve you. Like it or not.
matir’d will get right on it… 20 years in the biz and all that
You’re definitely saucy enough :wow:
Far Low was innocent!!!!
respond to my first!!! Oh, easily offended pedants!
Your a towel.
..of the sanitary persuasion
I thought they were advertising the re-make of Hang ‘em High that had a cast of midgets.
Chalk it up there, Mikey, you owned that one!
This is their new location. The old location had a vertical neon sign with the name on it, and across the bottom the word “COCKTAILS”. Unfortunately (or fortunately, depending on your perspective), the letters “TAILS” were burnt out… you can see pictures of this with a Google image search for the restaurant name. Much funnier fail than this pic, IMO.
Dude. I exactly where this restaurant is. Why the hell didn’t I think of this first? Dammit.
I know* exactly where this restaurant is. Grammar fail.
Self-fail; Can we trust Jonny?
Absolutely out of the question.
Yes, but the old original one in Old Town was the best. Best 3 am breakfast in town, it used to be.
you accidenty your know?
I hear the chicken balls aren’t to be trusted.
Isn’t china where they have the Bull Run? Whacha think they do with the bull’s balls once they’re too exhausted to run anymore. By gosh, can we trust the bull’s balls?
Thats Spain, they are called mountain oysters, or footballs.
Here they’re called Rocky Mountain Oysters.
Ryannon calls hers “keepsakes.”
Does she disply them in the window at the jewelry store?
She keeps them in a jar. Not sure where it’s displayed.
Albondigas are a delicacy, and a rite of passage for many.
*shudders in revulsion*
The trick is to eat them without damaging them.
Absolutely! Then let them free and they will come again
Eating china men is strictly not for under 18’s. The same as using a public toilet.
I think I will keep my keepsakes to myself
We call boar balls mountain oysters, I think they’re useless as tits on a boarhog!
What do they call fish balls? >>>>FISH BALLS<<<<??????
Caviar.
Got me, I’m not that rich!
I thought caviar was fish abortions, but I’m not rich enough to know for sure.
The GladIWokeUp salty balls can, they will however make you thirsty, may I suggest my creamofsumyungguy?
Wanyes world Win Fantastic excellent JAPAN!
AAHHH yes the wonderful selection of chinese food in Portland, OR
This restaurant in Portland, Oregon moved to a new location a couple of years ago, but has been a part of the local scene since 1928. As a young man in the 1930s, my dad was hopping trains with his cousin and they ended up in downtown Portland. These two hicks from the Ozarks were so tickled with the sign and laughed so hard that they had to sit down on the street.
your point being?
don’t you get it? They had to SIT DOWN IN THE STREET!!!! Come on!!
..or ‘on’ the street, whatever..
Yes, ON the street and being Ozark Hicks they’d never seen a Truck either, GOD BLESS Their Souls. Luckily David’s Mom was already knocked up by his dad.
he went on to win millionaire with all his important knowledge of restaurants no one cares about…
It’s been a fail for seventy years.
Surely being hung low would mean you had a big unit though?
In light of this, I call WIN.
I was very busy up to the beginning of my wonderful 12 year marriage, which ended 4 children later… 3 years ago. Now I am ‘hung a-low-n’.:sad:
But I swear the name ‘hung low’ will rise to many women’s lip again soon!:grin:
To coin an earlier phrase, “What hung low, WILL rise HIGH” again:!!:
YEEEESSS i got quoted, quoting…
Sad thing about that place I know where it is and I have had their food… they make good sweet and sour chicken heh
This is by my house! There’s two of them, and no, it’s not a joke. They’ve been around since 1938 and it’s a family name.
Unfortunately the Hung Far Low sign in Chinatown has been taken down with no idea of when it will be put up again. There is a small student movement to raise cash for the re-erection of…the sign.
True story.
Oooooh, a Chinese name, and it sounds vaguely dirty to North American ears! Oh, the wit!
OMG i know where that place is! hahah
hey isnt this resaraunt in portland?
Actually, I live in Portland, and this place is famous.
So much so that they kept the name even when they had to move the restaurant…which was originally downtown and said “Hung Far Low Cocktails.” The “tails” was blotted out.
WIN.
I posted that one but I can’t find it on the page. Must have been deleted.
yeah I can attest to that.
I live in portland too.
Kinda bummed they dont advertise their famous “Cock” anymore.
HA! I drive past the Hung Far Low quite often. I guess it used to be in Chinatown here in Portland- the name hung (har!) vertically over a sign that said, “Cocktails”, but the -tails part had burned out, so it just said “Hung Far Low Cock”.
I didn’t think the Chinese even came in “Hung Far Low” versions…
I actually just drove by this today and the sign was down. I hope they are not renaming the place!
Opening soon next door: Enormous Genitals Seafood Palace!
hahahahaha!!! I live about a mile from this place!
they recently moved and the sign on their old place said “cocktails” under it… unfortunately the “tails” part burned out about 20 years ago and was never fixed…
Or do you mean fortunately?
Haha!!! That restaurant is in Portland, Oregon! It’s like, twenty minutes from my parents’ house, by Portland International Airport.
Awesome.
http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=hung+far+low+223-8686&jsv=142c&sll=37.0625,-95.677068&sspn=50.557552,75.9375&ie=UTF8&latlng=45505152,-122577840,4693192797982031366&ei=JWB1Sd3aFoyMNoeonHs&cd=1
I live so close to there!!! Keep Portland Weird!
Not a single Kentucky Fried Movie reference? Either you all are too young or I’m too old.
Crap
It’s in Portland, OR. I used to live close to it
I drive by this place all the time! LMAO! Its in portland oregon! haha
I’ve seen that place in real life. It was like, right across a college campus. I went to my classes today, and it was gone. Sad day.
(There is another “HUNG FAR LOW” somewhere as well. Double fail, I guess?)
the original is still in old town/chinatown Portland. i think they closed and relocated to se portland.
i dont get it what does hung real low mean
FAIL
Hung Far Low used to be in downtown Portland before they got priced out and had to move to Portland’s new de facto Chinatown/Little Saigon way out on 82nd. Basically after walking up narrow dingy stairs through near-blinding light you’d end up in the official darkest little bar in the entire city, with the cheapest, stiffest highballs served up by a sixty-year-old very salty lady. Best place in town, for what it was. But for some reason every time I got pot stickers or whatever, my fortune cookie fortune said “Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you.”
The name’s not Engrish nor a fail, it’s a fucking joke, and not a subtle one.
LOL! I’ve been there!!
the area cod is 503 they answer HUNG FAR LOW!!!!
Epic LOL. I used to live like 5 minutes from this place, and ate there on a regular basis. I always meant to take a pic of their sign and post it somewhere, but then I moved away. Looks like someone beat me to it!
PHOTOSHOP FAKE!!!
JB, it’s real. Look it up. the restaurant is in Portland, OR
It’s real buddy.
JB you are stupid, didn’t you read how many people know this place and even one guy that posted up a link to their yellow pages restaurant listing
This restaurant is RIGHT BY my mom’s house in Portland…I pass it every time I walk to the coffee shop when I visit her…
My friends family owns that restaurant. Too funny I got to email this to him!
thats in portland. at one location it has a cocktails sign and the tails part on the light is busted. no joke. hung far low cock
This place moved from downtown and is now on the east side of Portland. The old place was better because it had a “cocktails” sign right below. Someone blacked out the “tails” part so the whole sign said “Hung Far Lowe Cock”.
Yeah, it was on 82nd and now it’s gone…I LOVED that sign and miss it:-(
I know that place! I drive by it when I go to church!
I hope you pray to your god or gods everytime you look at FB:P
hey, I’ve been there before
I was told what “Hung Far Low” meant in Chinese once, but I forgot. Something about a flower.
Portland WIN
Whenever someone is visiting me from out of town I try to give them directions that include turn (right, left) when you see hung far lowe.
Dude… that’s in Portland Oregon, on 82nd. i see it like every day. lol. thats so awesome! gawd i love where i live! lol.
1.Cover you’re mouth
2. Make a wish into hand
3.safty
4. Close hand (Make hand into fist)
5.Hold the fist against you’re heart for 5 seconds
6.Repost this comment 3 times
7.Tommorow will be the best day of you’re life
1.Cover you’re mouth
2. Make a wish into hand
3.safty
4. Close hand (Make hand into fist)
5.Hold the fist against your heart for 5 seconds
6.Repost this comment 3 times
7.Tommorow will be the best day of you’re life
1.Cover you’re mouth
2. Make a wish into hand
3.safty
4. Close hand (Make hand into fist)
5.Hold the fist against your heart for 5 seconds
6.Repost this comment 3 times
7.Tommorow will be the best day of you’re life
DON’T BREAK THE CHAIN
that’s in Oregon.
HAHAAH whats funny is i live 6 blocks from this place!!! omg! its been a joke of locals for a long time. SE PORTLAND BITCH
the actual number is (503) 223-8686 .
boring. They always do that shit.
Yeah, I saw this place long before I even knew what Failblog was. (Pathetic I know) I didn’t realise there was one on 82nd, as well!! Pretty funny part of town to put a restaurant with a name like that in.
I know this place i’ve been there
A campaign has begun to Re-Erect Hung Far Low. http://www.ReerectHungFarLow.com
i live down the road from this place in portland. it cracks me up every time. lol