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Fail for me to pee on.
:<
Unfair for all those midgets who look 7, but are really 18.
I didn’t know midgets liked to flush.
i love turtles
Description FAIL! That’s a water closet mofos! Shithole i may say!
Exactly – That’s not a urinal, it’s a toilet. Complete title FAIL.
Repetition fail
Actually, repetition win. Original statement and unique contribution fail.
that had been said here a tedious half a dozen times before
and a compete why bother get a life fail the fist time
but Dave makes an original point — your adding FAIL in all caps was a unique contribution
“Hooray, I’m useful. I’m having a wonderful time.” – Dr. Zoidberg
omg you postwench. i can only say one thing in response – tl;dr
tl;dr…why dont you give up on your unabridged edition of War and Peace or at least stop posting it here?
tl;dr, but you’re an idiot.
what it is good not that bad
Nomenclature fail.
photoshop fail. if you must post a fail. then make it legit.
double fail is that you dont know wut it is. its not a urnial its a toilet. urnials hang on the wall.
you clearly need no a toilet. when it comes to reading the comments saying this five times already you don’t give a shit.
Urnial…urnial…I like it! Kind of flows right off the tongue.
I think his logic was bilaterally urniated.
Urine jokes piss me off.
Don’t fill your sac over it.
just let the stream flow around you and bask in the warmth of the laughter of others.
urine jokes are #1!
Hear, hear!
Taste, Taste
see, see!
Smell, smell!
hey
it’s the law 
what if bi reeeeeeeeeely needed to go take a dump?
I was operating equipment before I was 18. Sometimes other people’s.
*carefully moves apostrophe*
Not careful enough – you touched his p.
I thought I felt something.
Wow, haptic urine! That’s true empathy.
*Carefully moves apostrophe back because it was correct to begin with*
*surreptitiously gives Kyle a high five*
*causes apostrophe to drop*
Correction FAIL.
The apostrophe belonged.
… now bullied and unsure of status within its clique?
I bet Solomon removed those tags from his mattresses, too.
Is Solomon’s genie is out of the bottle?
By ‘is his genie out of the bottle’, do you mean ‘has he baked his first love-custard’?
By ‘has he baked his first love-custard’ do you mean he has ‘conducted his first survey’?
By ‘conducted his first survey’ do you mean he has ‘fluffed his snugglepuffin’?
Yes.
ACCORDING TO THE LAW I CAN PEE!
Forget driving at 16 and drinking at 21, I couldn’t wait until 18 to uncork!
What gawd damned country won’t let you piss until your 18? That’s sick!
“Daddy, I have to go to the bathroom.”
“Tough junior, hold it in until you’re 18. It’s the law.”
It builds character.
Huh. Must be in a bar or someplace.
Otherwise why wouldn’t young people be allowed.
Or the urinal could burst w/ spikes.
We’re not privy to that information.
They’re trying to keep a lid on it.
It’s prudent to head off trouble early.
Sure we can?
Who makes these crappy laws?!
Would it matter if it bidet or night when we try?
*flushes with concentration to think of a good pun*
Admiral, I belive Loo made this law.
Don’t get thrown k-k-k-katy.
throne^
I accidenty my pun.
Sorry, Admiral, it’s hard to make good puns when you’re high on pot.
You’re a fixture around here k-k-k-katy. Is that slang for potato?
Are you trying to faucet out of her AA?
Marius, you are not privy to that information.
AUGH bukkit please. Sorry for plagiarizing, AA.
All’s good k-k-k-katy. The comment still seated nicely.
Thank you, DrB. I was getting bogged down until you said that.
Got to write them down on paper if you don’t want to repeat them.
Adm., did you mean throne up? Are you sick?
I’d like to see somebody throne up. I’d imagine you get a very nice chair out of the deal, although it’d need some serious cleaning before you sat in it.
And where are the under-18 guys supposed to pee — on the floor?
And girls, for that matter. This seems to be a unisex fail.
Feel free to pee:
http://failblog.org/2008/03/26/bathroom-fail/
Ronber is another Urinetown rebel!
You whippersnappers can PEE all that you want, desire and need; just NO FLUSHING! Ya’ hear?! That’s for the learned adults to do, we got’s the ’sperience, know how and special urinal safety training.
“Potty” training. Bob?
Now I understand! I thought all the people who didn’t flush were just being rude. I didn’t realize they were just underage.
As opposed to the over-18 with less than acceptable aim?
Let’s not get racist now; IT’S THE LAW.
Wild streams indicate race? Who’d a thunk it?
I always lose these races. One look at the curvy girl dropping the start flag and I’m popping a wheelie.
It you’ll make a quit pit stop we can take care of that for you.
did you mean “quick” Mookie? I think quick is his problem.
Mookie, are you typing with your feet again? Always the multitasker…
… doesn’t know when to quit.
It’s the coilover springs. I have a specialist for that.
*chuckle*
I didn’t even visit this thread until just now.
And a spring is very much like a *POUNCE!*, you know.
*is relieved*
*drops flag*
*opens door, helps flag girl in, drives to the single malt shoppe*
Well, of course they have less than acceptable aim. They haven’t been allowed to practice prior to turning 18. Do they expect perfection right from the start? These things take time, ya know.
See? Velvet get’s THE LAW.
If he’s old enough to die for his country, he’s old enough to pee where he wants!
Yep it’s the law, so depend or huggies for all those under 18!
But what if the equipment consents?
I wonder what the statute of limitations is on that.
The under-18 toilets have a no-touch sensor.
When there’s a violation, will the john prosecuted, too?
Prostituted, maybe.
and Pissed Off
And possibly pissed on.
I was planning to take this equipment to Italy — there the age of consent is just 14, until I read the following:
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[reference, including ages for other countries, in name clicky]
So they have American Standard overseas?
That comment bowled me over.
Your complement gave me a Royale flush AA.
I know squat about some toilets overseas.
I know of a Fiat that would cover this situation.
I’m not old enough to pee yet.
* Brings orly a jumbo size bag of pretzels *
Sure you are. You’re just not old enough to flush.
Don’t feel bad. BFF isn’t either.
Is it the urinal or the pee-nis one should not operate?
It is the urinal cake. This law addresses the dangers revealed by that nasty incident where that unfortunate boy accidently the whole urinal cake.
He acidentally the whole thing? Oh my gosh! Did they have to pump his to get it out of his system?
I heard that they didn’t arrest him until after he ate the third.
Congrats, DrB, you found the action verb!
Fail Blog Fail – because that’s not a urinal. Urinals don’t have toilet seats. lol.
It’s a urinal fail because it’s a toilet.
That’s the bowl, not a seat, n00b!
Nulono….you’re an idiot.
toilet noob or urinal noob?
“Ok son, let me help you on the seat… oh boy, it says here you can’t use this toilet, guess you have to hold it in until the next rest stop. The sign outside said it would take another 700 miles, but you’re gonna be a big boy and hold it in, aight?”
I think you can still use it, you just can’t flush it.
So if a 16YO took a dump in one, by law he would have to let it sit there and stink till someone old enough came to clear it!
Actually it says not to OPERATE it, which is a little hazy. It’s probably only safe to teach your kids to hold it until they are 18.
too bad it’s not a urinal.it’s a regular toilet
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Headline FAIL.
If I had this tattoo on my crotch I wouldn’t have gone to prison!
I use my 8 y.o. niece’s operating equipment everyday. I like when she suck my operating equipment. After cuming, I pee on her with my operating equipment. Her operating equipment is filthy. I like it. My operating equipment too. On Sunday, I give my niece to my dog and his operating equipment.
o.0 am I missing the point?
Yes, Me and you both
No, I think you got it.
*pushes panic button*
Creep
I think its a) PS <— cos i live on this. or b) a bit of graffiti? cast your votes…. NOW!
FAKE…PHOTOSHOP!!!
Bad shoop at that.
Description Fail, that’s not a urinal, its a toilet. the black part is the seat
Hah. Title fail.
…and the brown part is the… never mind, you know what the brown part is.
On the subject of brown parts, my hobby is to, when in a pub, find a few sharp objects and stones. When I go to the bathroom I throw all this in the toilet (after my business) and neglect to flush. I then proceed to hide in the next stall and see the next guy that comes in’s reaction.
This isn’t a fail, it’s a joke… someone (probably while drunk) has removed the sign from the pub’s slot machine and put it on a toilet.
Oh what a Tango web we weave when first we practise to deceive.
Great Scott! You’re on a roll Fuzz!
He is, indeed, the last minstrel.
William Tango Foxtrot?
Whiskey ^
Dammit. William is police alpha. I get the two mixed up so many times….
As long as the message gets out, no biggy.
We never pass up the opportunity to use U-ugly during read backs to customers.
OMG! We can wee in the slot machines?! I hate those pension-leaching blights. Finally!
Cheers, Tango
*ahhhhhhh*
Stop taking the piss out of urinals, toilet humour is crap
It tends to block-up the threads, no?
Those puns are overflowing this fail.
Agreed. The threads need a little pruning.
*rinses glass*
Photoshop FTW
pooping: serious business.
LOL, does this mean minors don’t have to flush their poo. Damn.
How does one get a custom icon by their name?
*is trying to become a FB Veteran*
Try gravatar.com
Weee! Thanks eternal!
Ack! Is there a way to change your username on gravatar?
Never mind!
this is also a wii fail
it’s “a bit” of a sentence formation fail as well, don’t you think?
you probably have to be 18 because it has a camera installed.
its a STALL not a urinal
lolz! i guess i broke the law thousands of times in my day, and my day isn’t over yet. -Walks to toilet-
It looks like a fail to me. What’s your analysis?
It’s when they test your pee.
Why use the public restrooms in the first place? They’re all dirty.
thats not even a urinal! y’all fail at failing!
Um… I think this is a toilet, not a urinal. So, failblog fail?
this site is such a fail
fail!
That’s a toilet, not a urinal. Caption fail!
Was this title made in some country where “toilet” means “urinal”, or by some person with English as their fifty-third language?
Probably both.
so thats why theres always poop on the walls…
It seems I’ve broken the law today… ;O
FAIL to who named this picture, thats not a urinal… its a toilet lol.
Failblog fail. Its a toilet.
so wait…Failblog failed on a fail that failed?
Fail on this website! its not a urinal
But That’s a public toilet… Not a urinal.
Mmm… yeah, I’m gonna vote “photoshop”. Warning label looks artificially bright.
PHOTOSHOP
Who cares? It’s still funny.