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you will never catch me i have tons of tazers hidden in a secret cache! and besides, i won’t taze people for spelling mistakes, only for saying what number they are, like f*rst, second 3rd, etc…
*swipes license back*
But if you want to be or and no one has yet done so … then it’s harder to be evil or cool. It’s funny, though; that led me to believe that one can reveal the text responsible by copying into WordPad. It works, actually.
Dragonwriter, do you realize that by destroying a weapons cache of secret serivce issue tazers, you have hereby forced the hand of justice, and the long arm of the law upon you Your punishment is thus: you are to be lashed seventy times with a wet noodle! oh and those tazers were guarded by alarms, dogs, and traps that would have killed any troll who cam too near, and entrapped any human who meddled in Secret Service issues. I will hand you to BF, so he can administer your punishment
Heh, my bro used to live there for a few years, and has been back recently… Apparently it was broken like that for some time, and they still haven’t bothered to fix it.
It seems the Aberystwythians like their Semen-fail just fine…
(if he’s to be believed, the surrounding letters aren’t just burnt out, but fallen off / stolen by some lulzy RL troll)
Too bad this didn’t come up earlier, I was in the area some weeks ago, I could have gone and checked it out
Unfortunately for Aunt May it was super-spider semen. They travelled through her body and found her ovaries. Aunt May was one of the few women on the planet to never have a menstuation cycle and therefore all 400,000 of her eggs were still there. The super semen aggressively fertilized all 400,000 eggs. The gestation period was extremely accelerated and before May could even leave the table she began to give birth to the tiny spider clones that would eventually take over the world.
don’t you know? that is completely possible when you apply the right equations that belong in the realm quantum physics…and feed them through an innuendo machine (a new one, not the one in LB’s pants )…
it appears that the machine is running low on power. we need at least 1.21 JIGAWATTS of power to keep it going strong. (Thats what “he” said.) see what i mean?
Stop right there!
*grabs tazer*
You have no right whatsoever to be in possession of that tazer. You must have permission from either me, Avis, Dragonwriter, Loz, Fuzz, or pob.
^ can always keep a good man up
(meanwhile, this bad boy’s moving on — apart from you and Ry and a couple other clever strays, I’m finding the posts on this thread much too mehzmerizing)
sigh. yes. you know what, seeing as i like to abuse my power, i am going to taze you anyway.
*takes out tazer*
TAZETAZETAZE!
*looks unremorsefully at the troll’s body*
*still feels no remorse*
That’ll teach ya.
Oh! I do like to be beside the seaside
I do like to be beside the sea!
I do like to stroll upon the Prom, Prom, Prom!
Where the brass bands play:
“Tiddely-om-pom-pom!”
So just let me be beside the seaside
I’ll be beside myself with glee
Fuzz, it seems to me you openly *yawn* every time you are bored, thus making those trying to be entertaining feel very uncomfortable, and insulted.
I think you need to lighten up a bit, and not tell us what kind of random humour we are allowed to unleash upon Failblog.
BFF, if the comments continue to look like the majority today, you won’t find many of your beloved posters hanging around very long. It’s not just Fuzz.
Relax, BFF…if you are “allowed” your random humo(u)r, others are “allowed” their responses to it–don’t you think? If it’s not right for someone else to shut you down, you can’t really fairly go around doing that to them.
Of course, I’m not talking about trolls…they are fair game!
On a side note, I haven’t had too many fond memories of Wales.
On a school trip there, we were made to wake up at 6, jump into a freezing sea with are clothes on, and then walk a total of 40km for three days across Snowdonia.
And I had to go there twice.
I’m thinking I might take that new chick from Logistics. If things go well I might be showing her my O-face. “Oh… Oh… Oh!” You know what I’m talkin’ about. “Oh!”
Ryannon, we’re gonna need to go ahead and move you downstairs into storage B. We have some new people coming in, and we need all the space we can get. So if you could just go ahead and pack up your stuff and move it down there, that would be terrific, OK?
Well usually they’re functional. Speaking of reproductive organ functionality, that reminds me of that ad they had on billboards around Sydney for that new technology they have to help people with premature ejaculation. It was rather humourous how so many people got worked up over it because it had “WANT LONGER LASTING SEX!?” all over the city, so to end the feud they agreed to remove it. Of course, their idea of removing it was not taking it down, it was putting “CENSORED” over the word sex, barely covering it.
Ok, enough of me and my random ranting now, It’s 3 in the morning over here so I better go to sleep before I start making a fool of myself by attempting to be witty whilst in need of sleep. Goodnight fellow failers! *head crashes onto desk*
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you watch semen dry??? but then again, after seeing what you did in the second to last fail…i wouldn’t be surprised
*shudders as he remembers what they did with a potato…*
that was disgusting…
Not surprisingly, for a guy that still thinks women has staples in their bellies like in the magazines, you seem unable to distinguish between areal woman and that RealDoll Ry sold you.
Good luck with “RealDoll the Movie 2″.
there were enough of those in the second to last fail, along with hammer’s put to nefarious purposes. but i might include one as the market demands it.
Based on a sample of Strategist’s work I’m putting his age at 12.8:
- Excessive enthusiasm
- Pitiful spelling
- Over-defensive attitude w/r/t his sexuality
= 12.8
I invite peer review of my calculations, however.
Motivational eye catcher; gets more attention that way and increases customer flooowww! one of my slow business’ signs was mispelled, most of the customers said they never really noticed the building until that sign caught thier eye.
LOL!!! That made me do a double take until I saw the rest of the sign. Hey….why is everyone lining outside that building and no where else? -sees guy with whitened jeans walk out of the building- Oh…thats why. -starts to walk toward the line to talk a closer look-
Wowsie. Evolution is finally taking technology into account. Whootzah for air conditioning. Dunno how people who live up North deal without the good ol’ AC when it gets hot.
Wow. How apt. I live in Aberystwyth, and that pier is home to the most sticky-floored cattle-market of a “club” in all of Wales. I think they just flash up that big ol’ sign as a way of attracting their target market…
lol
lol indeed. if you look closely, there is a hidden fail with the “Caution Wet Surface” sign outside the ‘semen’ place.
Ha, you’re right, nice one pointing that out. That makes the picture even more a fail
.
or a (dirty mind) win.
i wish my semen was air conditioned…
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lol, it even says fully air conditioned
You prefer hot semen? Of course it’s air conditioned.
This is a trick question, right?
yes, but on another, sicker note, all the kids like my semen hot, cold just isn’t as… funderful >:D
OMG DAMN SMILEYS, hang on a sec.. >
, no that’s not it… >:-D
this really isn’t working… let’s try: >: D
omg finally
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
TOO MANY SMILIES!!!
I’m sorry
‘Sokay. We all make mistakes.
BF, what is the code you used to get those devil smiles? is it
?
Yes, and you only needed to move your cursor over the smilie to see what code you needed.
>:(?
erm, mine failed
Is he trying to compensate for something??
I like the word complimentary, cos it implies (correctly) that i have lots of whatever you think i’m compensating for
yeah, i just did that, and thats how i got it
BFF, you need to take the tazer from Strategist. He has been abusing people even for typos and poor spelling.
I did! I even revoked his tazing licence.
I’ll talk to him about this.
isn’t that what bff would use it for anyway?
I NEVER taze people for poor spelling! I sometimes make mistakes myself.
Only people who shout ‘FIRST’ do I taze. That’s my rule.
ok good
P.S. how does one apply for a tazing license?
but one with a c
you will never catch me i have tons of tazers hidden in a secret cache! and besides, i won’t taze people for spelling mistakes, only for saying what number they are, like f*rst, second 3rd, etc…
*swipes license back*
Okay then.
Strategist, you are on your own then.
*rips off FailPolice badge*
Good luck on the outside world.
i..i..am? oh well, i’ll have to delegate tazing duties to noconspiracy when i’m not here. *sigh*
Wait! I gave back your badge, remember?
Don’t forget, we’ve also got the handy dandy
Cattle Prod for those jobs where a tazer falls short.
ah, yes. now i do. thanks to both of you, but srrsly srry, i have special secret-service issue tazers that will reduce anything to dust
BFF, what browser do you use? Hovering over an emoticon gives me nothing (Firefox).
I use IE&, so maybe there’s your problem?
Maybe that’s my nesting problem as well.
Medica, I use IE.
In Firefox (and IE too perhaps) you can select emoticons and then use the old copy-paste.
But if you want to be
or
and no one has yet done so … then it’s harder to be evil or cool. It’s funny, though; that led me to believe that one can reveal the text responsible by copying into WordPad. It works, actually.
Clickie. Hope I’m not spoiling it for everyone else now.
Well done for finding that!
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Eeep, emotion overload!
Why is there no emoticon for eeep?
I learn so much from this blog!
Hi guys, sorry I’m late. I found this secret cache of tazers, so I *FOOOM!!*ed them all into ash. I thought perhaps the trolls were using them.
Ooh. Today is smiley day!
ok. after all these emotions, I think I to get back on my meds to even out the mood.
Aw… you mean :emo: doesn’t work?
*cries*
Well, I don’t see a dragon smiley, but you don’t see me crying in my ketchup-drenched crunchy dragon-meddlers, do you?
? Skwerlly, you want your own skewer ?
Oh ok!
This whole thread is emo.
Oh really?
*polite laugh*
*throws Strategist into the troll cage and puts the key down shirt*
Sorry Dragon, but the key is no longer there. I’ll bet that you didn’t even notice the theft. There needs to be a MWAHAHA smiley as well.
BOOBY TRAP!!!
Mwuaahahahahaa….
Apparently it WAS a trick question…
Bravo Agita!
actually, it looks like “Caution: Failblog.org”
lol!
sweet
This is in aberystwyth I live there never even relised this before haha
I have a relation who lives in Aber, I’ll tell her to look out for it when she next passes the pier. It’ll give her a laugh.
Heh, my bro used to live there for a few years, and has been back recently… Apparently it was broken like that for some time, and they still haven’t bothered to fix it.
It seems the Aberystwythians like their Semen-fail just fine…
(if he’s to be believed, the surrounding letters aren’t just burnt out, but fallen off / stolen by some lulzy RL troll)
Too bad this didn’t come up earlier, I was in the area some weeks ago, I could have gone and checked it out
Because you can’t spell “amusement” without…semen!
its aberystwyth!
GHAGAGgg
That’s what Aunt May said.
Is she better now?
3rd!
I don’t know you.
I don’t throw you.
I don’t plow you.
Call Mr. Plow, that’s my name, that name again is Mr. Plow!
But where’s the snow to plow?
Ho, ho, ho, I don’t know.
What a blow!
Yo, say that loud, bro!
Let it snow, let is snow, she’s a ho…
fo’ sho’
I think I’ll make gumbo.
Bottle of rum?
“Plow” rhymes with “no” in UK!?
Hellz to the no.
Just a that moment, the waiter appears at Aunt May’s table. “Whaddya have, ma’am?” And then…
he filled her with semen.
That was. . . disturbing.
That’s what she said.
Well, she blinded him with science first.
Unfortunately for Aunt May it was super-spider semen. They travelled through her body and found her ovaries. Aunt May was one of the few women on the planet to never have a menstuation cycle and therefore all 400,000 of her eggs were still there. The super semen aggressively fertilized all 400,000 eggs. The gestation period was extremely accelerated and before May could even leave the table she began to give birth to the tiny spider clones that would eventually take over the world.
Ooookay….only decaf for you from now on.
*yawn* ret-con? Is this ultimate failblog.org?
She was fitted for semen shoes and tossed off the docks?
She took a long walk on a short penis?
don’t you know? that is completely possible when you apply the right equations that belong in the realm quantum physics…and feed them through an innuendo machine (a new one, not the one in LB’s pants
)…
I’m sorry. Most of us are 1-innuendo machine kind of posters. There can be only one and that is in LB’s pants.
oh, well i just said that for hygiene purposes, but a used machne works just as well!
Actually, the Innuendo-3000 is quite new. We had to replace the old one not long ago because the Admiral and I melted it one night.
Yes, the Innuendo-3000 has more sophisticated innuendo processing algorithms. We ordered it pre-configured with all the bells and whistles.
*sets machine to “tintinnabulate”*
I wonder what Tintin and Snowy are up to these days.
33?
it appears that the machine is running low on power. we need at least 1.21 JIGAWATTS of power to keep it going strong. (Thats what “he” said.) see what i mean?
*gets jiggy watt it*
*adjusts lightning rod*
um…that didnt rhyme with know of throw.
yeah.
plow…not so much.
maybe low, dough, hoe, show, etc.
my work is never done here. sigh.
*aims tazer*
*fires*
TAZETAZETAZE!
that’ll teach ya.
Stop right there!
*grabs tazer*
You have no right whatsoever to be in possession of that tazer. You must have permission from either me, Avis, Dragonwriter, Loz, Fuzz, or pob.
sigh. i am sorry. now can i have permission?
i promise to stick to the tazer rules and regulations.
please?
Oh, alright. So long as you taze people for saying first annoyingly.
*hands back Failpolice badge*
ok, i will. thank you.
see? i can help keep the trolls down when you’re not here!
You’re welcome.
Keep up the good work.
*recieves compliment gracefully*
:blush:
awww…
By the by, it’s not :blush: on failblog, it’s
op:
Sorry,
^this one
oh, i see now. never mind about finding those things for me! thanks!
what is the blush emoticon’s code then? i can’t seem to find it…or i’m just too lazy…you can type it with spaces i will understand
It is : o o p s :
Or,
Just place your cursor over the emoticon.
yeah, i remeber now!
You FailPoice officers are full of extra “l”s this morning.
and rather too many rpg’s
Countering oneself diametrically, one often approximates the object.
Well, at least it’s air conditioned :/
Yep, fluffer air conditioned.
*cough cough* what??
^ can always keep a good man up
(meanwhile, this bad boy’s moving on — apart from you and Ry and a couple other clever strays, I’m finding the posts on this thread much too mehzmerizing)
Yeah, it’s not mehnt to be this time.
The bad news is, most of the stateside kids will have the day off tomorrow…
*sniffle* I love you man!
First to fail
Actually second. . . and that is a fail too.
sigh. yes. you know what, seeing as i like to abuse my power, i am going to taze you anyway.
*takes out tazer*
TAZETAZETAZE!
*looks unremorsefully at the troll’s body*
*still feels no remorse*
That’ll teach ya.
mmm, troll body *pulls out knife and fork* care to join me?
is it inna bun?
i’ll eat it if its inna bun.
*pulls out bun* would u like the sourdough or rye?
i prefer white buns…do you have any of those?
the sourdough is white sourdough, otherwise no, i only have quality buns ;D
i’ll just take the sourdough thanks….mmmm, lunch!
* takes out knife, fork, and napkin*
Dig in! Just watch out for the ShamWow!
Ummm can i hav some?
ummm, were you invited? no.
dig in!
*invites platypuus*
now, i see you have an invitation, sir. welcome to the party
One mans amusement, is another mans semen……?
Haha. Good one
one mans semen is also the same mans amusement
This coming from someone with “suck” in his username.
Not only suck, but cowboy.
One man’s dorky is another man’s siiiiiiiiiiiiiick.
Well, at least they are honest about what goes on in there
Explains the sticky floors.
They should really clean the joysticks though.
I think that is how the floors got so sticky.
lol
how’s that a fail? who doesn’t like semen? one way or another, we all love it!
Gay pride win!
comprehension fail
C’mon, admit that you like seamen.
Oh! I do like to be beside the seaside
I do like to be beside the sea!
I do like to stroll upon the Prom, Prom, Prom!
Where the brass bands play:
“Tiddely-om-pom-pom!”
So just let me be beside the seaside
I’ll be beside myself with glee
Just because we came from it doesn’t mean we like it, just ask anyone who moved because they didnt like their hometown.
Lol
That’s the pier in Aberystwyth, Wales, UK. I used to live 100m from there.
http://www.royalpier.co.uk
That town’s right next to Dpafempgbjwpasdfgth, Wales, innit?
oh, a few miles from Westchestertonfieldville?
Actually it’s more in a Alberdingstonberryburger direction
No, no, it’s closer to Eastcastle-on-tyne-on-fieldster.
You’re all wrong. It’s outside Clwrt.
She can still get pregnant if its outside on the clwrt if she isnt careful.
That’s why I live in Aberarse.
true, after all there seems to be a lot of semen there at the moment.
dont blame her, blame the fishing/crabbing season.
Near that ruddy great angel monstrosity?
At least he didn’t tell us how many inches away he lived…
3937
tmi fail
Were you amused at the amount of semen on the slippery floors when they were wet?
“That’s the pier in Aberystwyth, Wales, UK. I used to live 100m from there.”
I was just thinking the exact same thing
You’re Andy’s roommate?
Or is he stalking Andy? If you are I’m calling the Heddlu Gogledd Cymru on you!
Wouldn’t do you much good – Aber’s covered by Dyfed-Powys Police.
Well, shag me a sheep, you’re right! Thanks for the misinformation Andy.
rofl! i thought it looked familiar! It’s right across from my uni ^^
Aberystwyth, the metropolis, who would have guessed
Dan, Sam and Andy apparently.
And Emilie and perhaps Catherine Zeta Jones.
Did you see anyone walking around in flip-flops? ‘Cause that’d be gross.
I was hoping something similar would happen to the Black Angus signs, but they seems to have pretty good upkeep on those.
http://flickr.com/photos/60898836@N00/440564481/
ah, i am back partner…ready get to work?
*takes out tazer*
Ready?
ah, how about already get to that’s enough already?
After a couple of tazer videos, you would think the concept of someone getting tazed would never get old but yeah, enough with the tazers.
Fuzz, it seems to me you openly *yawn* every time you are bored, thus making those trying to be entertaining feel very uncomfortable, and insulted.
I think you need to lighten up a bit, and not tell us what kind of random humour we are allowed to unleash upon Failblog.
BFF, if the comments continue to look like the majority today, you won’t find many of your beloved posters hanging around very long. It’s not just Fuzz.
There are others?
Relax, BFF…if you are “allowed” your random humo(u)r, others are “allowed” their responses to it–don’t you think? If it’s not right for someone else to shut you down, you can’t really fairly go around doing that to them.
Of course, I’m not talking about trolls…they are fair game!
And yet you were offended by it’sacrazyasian’s humor later on. Random humo(u)r cuts both ways, BFF.
Hahahaha, that’s in Aberystwyth wehey!!!!!
EPIC WIN!!!!!!
exactly, the town next to Dpafempgbjwpasdfgth, Wales. i thought we confirmed this already, jeez!
Have you met Andy? Would you like an introduction?
On a side note, I haven’t had too many fond memories of Wales.
On a school trip there, we were made to wake up at 6, jump into a freezing sea with are clothes on, and then walk a total of 40km for three days across Snowdonia.
And I had to go there twice.
The Royal Marines have school trips?
Oh BFF! “with are clothes on”? *hangs head in shame*
*sigh*
Please pass the bukkit, please.
So bukkaki?
“with are clothes off” was the more acceptable phrasing.
*cough*our*cough*
Whassamatta? Too many amusements? *pats on back*
I’m sorry – “with our clothes off” – happy now?
DON’T ANSWER THAT! Sorry, sorry.
You assumed my clothes were currently on?
no, i distinctly remember taking them off
SEE?
here are your panties
Those aren’t panties, I go commando more often than not.
so, wait, what exactly am i twirling around my finger???
Oof, that looks like Mookie’s diaphragm. I wondered where that was.
what was mookies diaphragm doing down there?
I will never tell.
You-know-who had it last. You been poaching on my turf?
I’ve moo-ved on to greener pastures.
If there’s grass on the infield…
Look for boobs in the outfield?
What?
Time to mow the lawn?
My lawn is paved, no mowing necessary.
knickers. *snickers*
it’s “our”
example: our tickets are in my pants
No, bad example. That sentence would be “we’re tickets are in my pants”.
or: our innuendo machine is in LB’s pants, with the potato
There is NO potato in LB’s pants. How dare you?!?!?!?!
sorry, i meant, the potato is in k-k-k katy’s pants
k-k-k-katy wears pants? since when?
well, ever since she met a tall dark and handsome stranger on a rural road a few days back…oh wat, she actually LIKED that…
uploads an “i” to “wat”, to make it “wait”
I used to be one of their suppliers but they kept jerking me around on payments.
Never trust the carnies.
They certainly have mud on their face after that!
Well, something on their face, anyway.
You got mud on your face
You big disgrace
Kickin’ your can all over the place
We will we will rock you!
One more time!
You got mud on your face
You big disgrace
Kickin’ your can all over the place
We will we will rock you!
oh… that not so funny twice
good old aber… many times have i fallen over in there.
Didn’t notice the caution wet floor sign? You need to be more careful when the floor’s covered in… liquid.
Fully Airconditioned Semen!
You don’t want to know what they use to fill up the balloons in the Water Balloon Races. It certainly isn’t water guns.
You mean there are guns that shoot semen? Oh, ICK!
PLURAL?! But I only have the one…*lower lip trembles*
I think y’all are possessed.
I think my twelve penises are possessed, but it may just be an erection, seeing as there isn’t enough blood to go around
A girl has to have standards. Sorry bub.
So what are you standards? 3? 5? 17?
your*
are you talking inches or centimeters?
i think he was going for multiples, as in 2 penises
Any woman that doesn’t expect multiples has been with the wrong man.
hmmm, ummm… i think i get it…
I’m thinking I might take that new chick from Logistics. If things go well I might be showing her my O-face. “Oh… Oh… Oh!” You know what I’m talkin’ about. “Oh!”
Do you have my stapler?
Ryannon, we’re gonna need to go ahead and move you downstairs into storage B. We have some new people coming in, and we need all the space we can get. So if you could just go ahead and pack up your stuff and move it down there, that would be terrific, OK?
I’ve got some flair right here for you and Storage B!
Is that a joke about my penis or ryannon’s standards?
Your penis is a joke in and of itself.
*looks at penis*
Is this some kind of inside joke? Cause I don’t get it.
Naughty bits are humorous, functional but humorous.
Well usually they’re functional. Speaking of reproductive organ functionality, that reminds me of that ad they had on billboards around Sydney for that new technology they have to help people with premature ejaculation. It was rather humourous how so many people got worked up over it because it had “WANT LONGER LASTING SEX!?” all over the city, so to end the feud they agreed to remove it. Of course, their idea of removing it was not taking it down, it was putting “CENSORED” over the word sex, barely covering it.
Ok, enough of me and my random ranting now, It’s 3 in the morning over here so I better go to sleep before I start making a fool of myself by attempting to be witty whilst in need of sleep. Goodnight fellow failers! *head crashes onto desk*
only a wierd person who spends too much time in his mother’s basement would say that. that type of person, or a retard…i’m going for the second one…
my conjures up wierd images when you mention that…strangely, they always eems to involve potatoes…
*shudders*
You’re going…for a retard. (You shouldn’t call them names if you go for them)
Let’s not get hung up on sementics, huh?
If this were an amusement fail, it failed, as a contradiction to Queen Victoria, I am amused. Huzzah
Peter’s room filled up faster than he thought. He looked for a bigger bank…
looks like these guys are in a sticky situation with the electric company
Oooh! Air conditioned semen! I’m sure mookie will find that delicious…
*calls to mookie*
I have a shamwow…
It curdles when it gets cold. She won’t like it, trust me.
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you watch semen dry??? but then again, after seeing what you did in the second to last fail…i wouldn’t be surprised
*shudders as he remembers what they did with a potato…*
that was disgusting…
Ok I HAVE to check this one out. Did it involve a vicar by any chance?
u should have seen the bishop
sorry *vicar
i did. it was…wierd…lets just say that curtains, tables and potatoes were involved. i won’t say more.
hey, i remember that fail, there was quiter a lot of amusement involved
It’s considered polite to be introduced before you ask someone to do that.
And Mookie is all about polite.
well, ok i’m strategist, pleased to meet you, can i pleasure you with a potato?
can i videotape it?
I’ll give u %10 of my profits
*sigh* Where’s Lou when I need him?
On his way home…
Me alegro.
sure!
*sets up web cam for live streaming, and movie camera for HD playback*
erm, i was gonna do that… *sigh*
*sets up both of things at better angle, with better resolution and full HD audio*
i think its 7.1 surround sound sound, but anway, the picture looks much better now, thanks!
Not surprisingly, for a guy that still thinks women has staples in their bellies like in the magazines, you seem unable to distinguish between areal woman and that RealDoll Ry sold you.
Good luck with “RealDoll the Movie 2″.
puh-lease! women don’t have staples in their bellies, they’re made of pixels!
besides that was a very hurtful comment. please withdraw that.
Don’t forget the wunder boner!
there were enough of those in the second to last fail, along with hammer’s put to nefarious purposes. but i might include one as the market demands it.
Man, I feel so left out. Where the hell was I when all this went on? Oh right, I had to entertain the relos.
Lolz, no way!! It totally is Aber. What fond memories I have of playing the sniper game instead of writing essays!
Aber rocks!
Why thank you.
Do you know Andy? He lives about 100m from there. And Dan was just there, you might have seen him.
Mmmmmm ice cold spunk…. just the fun times I was looking for
That is in my town, and I took a semen picture ages ago, I never thought to upload it here.
you took a pictue of semen? what is wrong with you?
Of that particular sign.
And they’ve fixed the sign now. They did a while ago I think.
What, does it only say “MEN” now?
yes, it does…i wish it said “girls” rather but…what can i do?
How old are you that you would rather it say girls than women?
well, usually strip joints say “girls”, but seeing as i’m underage, i’m not allowed to go in there…
So how long before we can take you to a strip join for your 21st? And will it be an all male review or girls with gams?
Based on a sample of Strategist’s work I’m putting his age at 12.8:
- Excessive enthusiasm
- Pitiful spelling
- Over-defensive attitude w/r/t his sexuality
= 12.8
I invite peer review of my calculations, however.
Nice computation!
If you’re correct, he really shouldn’t be propositioning me with a potato. Or anything else, for that matter.
It’s a nice potato though. Maybe he is a big fan of Emeril.
*Mookie touches bottom*
And for $100 she will touch more than your bottom.
In our modern world, Mookie, should has precious little congress with does. More’s the pity.
*sighs, shakes head, goes back to looking superior*
This is crazy. LOL
A.k.a Spiderman’s den.
Hey this is in Aber! I used to live there too- I had so much fun with Andy and the gang. Good days.
I don’t get it…Amuts? What am I missing here?
Please tell me you’re joking.
^^ missing semen, poor thing.
RIS?
RIS?
NICEEE finally!
i was wondering where i could get some of that stuff!
Aberystwyth! I went to uni there, my pizzas came from that pier!
I KNEW IT!
Motivational eye catcher; gets more attention that way and increases customer flooowww! one of my slow business’ signs was mispelled, most of the customers said they never really noticed the building until that sign caught thier eye.
I used to work here, and I remember the day we noticed this! In fact I still have a picture of it on my phone
Good times…
Get more customers that day, then?
CUM one, CUM all!
Wanna go that route? ‘What’s long, hard and full of seamen?’
A Cruise ship!
NICE SAVE!!!!!
LOL!!! That made me do a double take until I saw the rest of the sign. Hey….why is everyone lining outside that building and no where else? -sees guy with whitened jeans walk out of the building- Oh…thats why. -starts to walk toward the line to talk a closer look-
…lolz
That just made me go o.O -looks at screen closer-
I dunno…I’m kinda amused.
….And partly used?
So do you get 500kg free to start with?
Fully air-conditioned semen park. Where all boys make semen while playing games! CAUTION: Wet floor
Wowsie. Evolution is finally taking technology into account. Whootzah for air conditioning. Dunno how people who live up North deal without the good ol’ AC when it gets hot.
At least now semen comes with it!
i think the FAIL is the bad photoshop job it took to make this a fail…
No photoshop here, it’s genuine. I have seen that pier with my own eyes. I have indeed taken photos of the sign saying semen.
This is the pier in Aberystwyth where I go to uni. I wish I saw it when this was taken!
Is that in Aberystwyth i think it is
maybe they all look the same
Of course it is in Aberystwyth… if you read the comments you will see it is.
BB Gun win!
Is this Aberystwyth pier?
oops, I should have read all the comments…….observation FAIL.
Oh good it’s fully air conditioned. XD
you can’t spell ‘amusement’ without ‘semen’!!!!
Some Gays might like to enter than amusement venue..
Wow. How apt. I live in Aberystwyth, and that pier is home to the most sticky-floored cattle-market of a “club” in all of Wales. I think they just flash up that big ol’ sign as a way of attracting their target market…
Holy shit! Aberystwyth!
Small world eh
I believe it should be “fully heated”
lol
I’d bet there’s some kind of spitting contest in there…
A Wikipedia bot also failed that way: the report at http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia%3AUsernames_for_administrator_attention%2FBot&diff=275147986&oldid=275146715 is supposed to be about User:Publicadvertisement’s use of his username.
As a commenting administrator said, “right call, wrong reason”.
Well, it IS rather amusing…
Photoshopped.
I’m working there O_o
All of this random talk deserves a fail of its own…
Oh, why, Aberystwyth??
this is so disgusting.