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ShamWow! Please!
for all you’re bukkake clean up needs
your != you’re !
damn i was hoping no one would notice
*puts head down in shame*
Here’s the bukakit. You’ll be needing it.
thanks
*places head in bucket*
damn
hey whats in here
The innuendo machine and a few other sticky substances.
No no, the innuendo machine is safely packed in LB’s pants. I just checked last night.
I’ll innu your endo… wait, i think it’s broken again
My endo is just fine, thank you very much!
A little starchy, isn’t it?
I did not have sexual relations with that potato.
He didn’t call you, either, eh? Bastard.
I think she’s saying the potato couldn’t perform?
You’re not allowed to make potatoes perform any more. It’s kind of like with dwarves.
You can still toss them in Australia, though, right?
These days, Dilly, NOBODY tosses a dwarf.
I’m sure there are ’services’ available.
You can sell ‘em on eBay.
Max Mosley throws Nazi dwarfs in his basement.
first
wtf is that thing????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Are you cerious?
Umm… once again, there’s the issue of me being new… do I need to know what potatoes have to do with anything? (Or do I even want to know? Please keep in mind that I’m still underage, thank you.)
Nobody told me any in-jokes, I had to figure it out, even after begging. So I’m not sure if I should. I will tell you it’s a fail, though. And don’t try it at home.
Midget Tossing!!!
I don’t know the MuffinMan.
Watch out, somebody might toss him your way.
Wheeee!
If the dwarf is a priest, can I toss him a potato?
No longer tossed, dwarves are now recycled.
Nobody PANTSes a dwarf!
OMG! Peter’s girlfriend is… is…
Letting him put his cucumber up her pipe without a little hat for the veg!
Then, after putting it in a bucket, he knocked it over!
Oh really?
Dwarves are no longer tossed, they are recycled. and they prefer to be called ‘hideous misshapen beasts’.
ITS LB RAINE indiana jones searching for some stone indiana jones is take you higher
travlin overseas aint all its cracked up to be indiana jone is gonna make you perspire
Programming syntax win!!!
Excellent!
It’s seeping from PETER’S room………….
yeah… huh?
Uhm peter == penis. In case you missed that.
Uhm, you misspelled ” ≡ “.
In case you didn’t know that’s the symbol denoting “is defined as.”
I thought that was the symbol for “I cut you with my Lady Gillette.”
*stops using it as shorthand for threesome*
I thought it was the symbol for a shocker.
No pink or stink, but I was shocked to see Aunt May drawn to look exactly like the Cryptkeeper.
*mention of threesome leads to shorthand*
And here I always thought it was “similarly equivalent”.
That would be ≈ or ~ .
the double squigley means congruent
It means “iff”.
iff would be ⇔
no yiff would be ∅⊗
*scritches*
*sigh*
I posted this before I found the fur-pile down there ↓↓ .
Sorry to be repetitive!
scratch that scritch
Give the past a slip,
step on a crack…
♪ Hold on to your end,
that’s what I intend to do;
I’m hopelessly devo’d to you ♪
Isn’t == C++ code for ‘equals’
shameeeeee
Oh! what a tangled web we weave
When first we practice to deceive!
Clean up on aisle five!
No shit
I knew Peter’s aunt was lonely after his uncle kicked the bucket.
But holy Flying Spaghetti Monster, Ben must have been a Preist or something!
Poor Peter. xDDD
Ya. or maybe we can get help cleaning it up with Billy Mays and his Oxy-clean!
i hate sham wow ads with the guy yelling his head off!
Get the shamWOOHOO!
Not the shamwow.
My spidey-sense is tingling…
i think they make a cream for that
And a lotion to make it tingle more.
I once found a place that sold coffee with chilli in it. It was called a chilli love fire… It shoud have been called the omg-kiss-me-my-lips-are-tingling-so…
*does some right ring finger exercises* That’s the second ‘l’ I’ve dropped on this fail. *Kerrrrsplotch!*
Let me know if you need help exercising that finger.
kkkkk ;;;;;;;.
i think he has the cream for that, and now his aunt has it too
It’s PETER’S aunt……..!
I think you accidenty the ‘c’.
And it’s made of fine Corinthian leather.
I’m loving that half-smile Auntie’s got going.
You mean her vertical smile?
Oh, stop it, scissor sisters!
That’s not a smile, that’s a smirk. She is thinking to herself “sure he has quantity but his uncle had much better quality”.
Sorry. Distracted. What was that?
.
*goes back to munching pineapple*
“tonight’s the night, for love under the light…”
wtf
Yes, that often happens when a young man reaches a certain age…
Of course it usually doesn’t lead to leaking copious amounts of white thick spidery
grandma catching “glue”….
But doing that at grandma’s house, that’s just wrong.
She knew what it was, sick lady
And she is now a sticky lady.
And soon, it’ll get icky, lady.
Hey…is that a hickey, lady??
No, it’s a tattooed Mickey, lady.
Well, don’t be so picky, lady!
She sure is a tricky lady!
Was it just a quicky, lady?
Of course she knows what it is, look how old she is. I’m sure she’s seen it all in her time. She’s got to be, what, like, 40 or something.
heh, you said she’s seen it all in her
Oooh, shiny!
When I was 40 I would have found that comment very offensive.
With that contorted smile, wide eyes, and beams of pleasure all around her, I’m guessing Auntie’s right-handed.
I _am_ 40, and I just assume the poster is, what, like 12 or something.
stop or you’ll go blind
Is that what happened to Spiderman? Is he able to shoot webs out of his hands because his palms are so hairy?
no that’s why he can climb walls
Spiderman can climb walls because of all the “preparation” he does in his room. Just keep thinking of MJ, Peter, and you can save the day!
Win!!!
I always knew he’d be too much for the Green Gobblin’!
10/10 pun.
I dunno, he muffed his dismount and I think he’s underage, too.
I wish someone would muff dis mount right over heeyah. *points at Mookie*
muff face mount?
Lou will be back Sunday night.
from olympus mons to mons venus …
(Rule 34-α — if there is pr0n of it, it all goes back to the Greeks)
Yikes! He’s never asked me to do that. Yet…
You may wish to begin with a finger …
.
Or you can use a “date” –
.
Otherwise, consult a doctor –
Oh, did we have a date tonight, fuzz?
oops, left out the first Greek word:
.
dactylios is Greek for “anus.”
New Spider-man/Daredevil crossover comic in the works right there!
think they would get into a sticky situation
Isn’t that the idea behind every comic book ever?
For the most part. There’s a small contingent that’s fueled by massive amounts of alcohol and shame.
u mean batman?
I was aiming more for the ultra-classic titles such as Krypto the Super Dog, NFL SuperPro, Secret Defenders, and pretty much everything created by Rob Liefeld post-Marvel.
*sniff sniff* I smell Comic-Con in your past!
Yes, and I’ve never felt more attractive in my life.
I just want to know if you dressed up for it. And if so, who did you go as? Do they let you come as like Whinny The Pooh or does it have to be action figures?
Whinny?! Horse-furry Comic-con?!
*scritches*
*yiffs*
*starts a fur pile*
*just knows somebody’s gonna get piles*
*fuzzy furry is strangely sticky*
We’ve furred with many men acrost the seas,
An’ some of ‘em was brave an’ some was not:
The Paythan an’ the Zulu an’ Burmese;
But the Fuzzy was the finest o’ the lot.
~ Rudyard Yiffling
*writes Nag/Rikki porn fanfic for the finest o’ the lot*
*Tikki’ls Dilly’s “fancy” *
I’ll tickle YOUR dactylios.
I ♥ amor-dilly’s.
Alas no, I went in my normal clothes. Seeing a portly Asian guy with a poor excuse for a mustache dressed as Queen Amidala was rather frightening, though.
Brokeback Spider?
ROFLofagus
*Flash Johnson*
Put that away, perv. It must be cold out…
What’s with all the venom? That was a kraven attack on my lizard.
And you’re welcome to attack it again!
Kraven is on the hunt.
I’m confused… again, dammit!
You know…Kraven the Hunter…and Sammy misspelled “craven”…
Geez, am I the only one who read comic books as a kid around here?
^ baits hook…….wait for it……..
Would you leave my hammerhead alone already!
Looks like, Em
*bites tongue*
Let me do that for you.
*mmph*
What’s the matter? Coyote got your tongue? I am sure that you will get it back when he’s done. Or not.
*MMmmmmmmph!*
You would dare say “*MMmmmmmmph!*” to a sick person, who is too far away to do anything about it! Coquette! But don’t let that stop you.
Then, mMmmmmmmmmm.
I love M and M’s. Melt in your mouth and not in your hand.
Oh, dear! Now what could I possibly put in my hands and mouth that doesn’t melt? Hmm.
First!
Yeah. You just keep telling yourself that.
NoOneInteresting, the thing about small children and dogs is that if you pay attention to bad behavior, they will continue to do it. You have to distract them with something shiny ignore the bad behavior altogether and in time, they will stop doing it. That or hit Dom in the nose with a rolled up newspaper.
*throws something shiny across the floor*
look at the troll go, how cute
HERE IT IS, i brought it back for you *pant* *pant*
good boy *pats huggy on the head and gives him a cookie*
*Steals the cookie*
*Eats it while running away*
*Returns to apologise for rude behaviour*
*…Kicks Huggy Bear in the Nuts*
*yawns*
*wonders why … capitalized “nuts”*
*informs dilly that’s Huggy Bear’s full name –
as in ‘Lancelot du Lac’; here: ‘Huggy Bear in the Nuts’*
Huggy Bear in the Nuts? Of the Nassau in the Nutses?
There’s some serious blue-bloods in that family.
Perhaps you mean some “blue-balls”?
Well, that was the joke.
Pfft. Subtlety. It’s a dying art.
I’m confused….
It’s all about a French coffee song.
Oh, I’m so confused!
Y’all just lay your troubled little head on my shoulder and let a masculine mind handle the hard thinking.
How has everyone been? Have I missed anything good? Dropped by for a couple of minutes to say hi. Hi. There I said it. I see that PoB is back. Missed him. Where’s he been?
Yay!! Tell me what to do, coyote, I just don’t know what’s going on. POB’s been here a few days, but didn’t say where he’s been hiding, to my knowledge. How is you?
Coyote!!!
*HUG SMOOCH HUG!!*
You missed some good trolls. There were some great pun-runs. The Admiral and I flirted with each other. BFF’s birthday was a couple of days ago.
And you have been missed!!
I’m okay now. I’ve been going into the hospital once a day for IV fluids and anti nausea this and thats. My appetite is back and has centered on those Lipton side dish noodle packets, lime popcycles and limeade as the foods of choice. Last time it was chocolate milk and those frozen shrimp rings. Go figure.
Mostly I sleep during the day and listen to old comedy records at night.
Dragon and the Admiral have been flirting with each
other! *SHOCK DISMAY CONSTERNATION *
I KNOW!!!
*gives coyote a lime popsicle*
I have had four tonight, but let it never be said that I refused a fifth.
So whose hilarity are you listening to tonight?
*joins coyote in a popsicle*
Undecided. Shelley Berman, 2000 Year Old, Robin Williams or perhaps some Monty Python. I have a good group to select from. You are no doubt surprised that I am a Monty Python fan.
I’m pretty sure that’s mandatory
I’m gruff but I am one, too. Which one(s)?
Final Rip Off, Instant Record Collection, The Album Of The Soundtrack Of The Trailer Of The Film Of Monty Python And The Holy Grail. The DVD collection too.
Hmm…I say all of them, in alphabetical order cross-referenced by relevance to number of Terrys in each sketch.
You’re a Monty Python fan??
*SHOCK DISMAY CONSTERNATION!*
…oh wait.
Perhaps I’ll go for some of the old radio shows. Baby Snooks, The Bickersons and such like. Does thinking of Monty Python as new humor make sound old(er)? No response from you whippersnappers is required.
*bites tongue more*
Time to creep off to bed. Goodnight all. Pleasant dreams.
G’night, darlin’. So glad to see you back!
‘Night, canine. May you have a good sleep and chase many bunnies.
I may be chasing something in my dreams, but it won’t be bunnies. I saw your M and M’s post above. ‘Night all.
blue-somethings at least…
*stretches*
*tickles*
*scratches*
*hiccups*
*adjusts*
*perks!*
Dragon, may I have some of that espresso plsthx?
*sends shiny email to ICHC*
Hear, hear. I never subscribed to the school of hit/smack your kids for discipline/punishment. Neither of mine have ever been hit, and they’re both great little people. A friend once mentioned that if you have to hit your kids it means you’ve run out of ideas. I think Dom shoud be an outside troll, all the same.
I counted to 3. I only had to do it twice before all it took was me saying “One…” Still to this day, my son flinches if I say “One…” to get his attention and he is a grown man. The puppy, I just distract with shiny objects and plastic water bottles.
I just deny them their fix until their rooms are clean. Works like a charm.
I don’t know what’s so wrong with sending them to work down the diamond mines until they reconsider their position. And anyway, aren’t kids expendable these days?
human resources actually
You’re confusing them with the crew. But that’s an understandable mistake.
True. But I was only joshing anyway.
The only way to deal with kids is the old “Daddy doesn’t love you any more, darling because you didn’t clean your room like you promised” trick. Best preparation for growing up there is.
Or, as I like to say, “your putative father.”
Who is married to “the woman you think is your mother”.
Hmm my mother was asleep during the births of 2 of her 3 children. The only one she wanted to say wasn’t hers was the one she was awake for.
were you the one she disowned?
hahah you said puta.
haha I was looking at you.
♪ So head for the border and put in an order for two.
The wings of these blackbirds will spread like eagles for you. ♪
ZZ Top ear worm. I like it. Thanks, Fuzzy.
…I said, I’ll ride with you if you can get me to the border
The sheriff’s after me for what I did to his daughter
I did it like this, I did it like that
I did it with a whiffleball bat…
You Beastie.
oh look fail sauce
Would you like fries with that?
can i get that in a value meal
Would you like that up-sized?
yes please, i will take a large fish-n-chips
This sauce tastes like gum.
It comes with a large Popsy.
*moue* My Popsy’s little. Wanna trade?
really? mine tastes pretty salty…
No, but he’ll take flies with that.
Spiderman loneliness fail?
or safe sex win?
possibly safe sex fail seeing as if the… “cream” is leaking under the door it probably didn’t all stay in the… “sample bag”
mj poking holes again
maybe she was just overwhelmed by the sheer volume of the… “love”
MJ: “Face it, tiger, you just hit my G-spot!”
WIN!
Scientifically writing, Arachnids produce 3 times the amount of spooge for their body size. This is one of the many problems that came along with this spider mutation. Spiderman knew he could never have normal sex again after the bj incident.
Bill Nye the Science Guy Win!
*wonders what is this “normal sex” she speaks of*
*gets out the diagrams and fires up the projector*
*adjusts wrists in straps and tries to peer out from under blindfold, wondering as he does so if Ryannon is really qualified to lecture on “normal sex”*
*tightens Bod’s blindfold* Shhh.
.
*turns head on side* Really?? I don’t s’pose you brought the educational model?
*tries to scream*
*chokes on the ball*
*hands Bod the mutual release and waiver to sign*
Well Bod, now the legalities are out of the way…and it seems the teacher has left the room… What to do…what…to…do…
.
*bolts door from the inside*
*wonders how to signal that he’s easy*
You wouldn’t have been included if we didn’t already know you were easy.
*smiles to himself and looks forward to an enjoyable evening*
*sigh, tears* It makes me happy whenever FB can help another commenter get in touch with his true sexuality. Anyone we should indoctrinate, Ry?
*signs up for indoctrination”
It’s the polite and/or romantic sex that’s mentioned over in Engrish.
Not the sexy sex that produces ladyboys.
God, I miss Killerwit right now. He had a post on ladyboys too obscene to even quote.
If she doesn’t know what that stuff is, at her age, she’s a very poor girl…
oh she knows, she knows very well
When Peter was bitten by the Radioactive Spider, he noticed some changes in his body…
…what were these new sensations? suddenly his body was doing things…
…nasty things behind closed doors, which…
…Aunt May decided to investigate, as he was ruining her floors, and she found…
…that her ass would on longer squeeze into her Wonder Woman costume, so she…
…Put that junk in a trunk, which made her…
… cry so much that she called the commissioner on the the red telephone. He said…
…Robin would pick her up at 8:00, and not to forget to…
…Robin’s pal Batman is doubling as Zorro, who has a thing for Spiderman head, so not to get confused, otherwise …
..that mask might slip off in wet conditions, while hanging upside down, which will cause…
…the end of the world as we know it!
And I feel fine.
And thus the exquisite corpse becomes, itself, an exquisite corpse.
Oh, well done, Henry Miller!
rapid eye movement win, Mookie!
End of the world as we know it? O_O
Is that another way of saying:
*universe implodes*
shiiiiiit, it just did. damn. Nothing a good taze and some duct tape can’t fix!
OH GOD NOT THE SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM AGAIN
Stay away from my duct tape!
…I’ll be needing it later. *grin*
OH GOD WH…oh! Carry on.
Ménage à trois with Iceman and Firestar.
Hey Markov
Anything interesting happening around here?
Markov can’t quit you.
Take me to bed or lose me forever, you goose.
You two really are cowboys, you maverick.
I don’t know what the pentacost is. I guess it means the world ends and girls like Mookie and I march off to hell.
Save me a seat by the fire.
I’ll bring the marshmallows.
Hey, good-looking, nice to see ya’. (Don’t forget your buns, they toast up real well!)
ErickB!
*HUG!*
You’ve been missed.
A pentacost is $1.28 + tax.
Onan? Is that you?
Aeon just pulled out the electrodes to attach to his nipple rings, so it’s possible…
Whose idea was it to name a line of generators “Cummins Onan?”
Mine
Genius.
i don’t get it -_- english fail, probably. what’s wrong?
This fail reminds me…AsTheCrowFlies said to say a big hello. Been swamped with work and no more p0rn err web surfing at work so very limited access but should be back among the perverse soon.
For those who are new around here, “swamped with work” = “tied facedown to Ry’s bed”
*blink blink smile*
And, let me tell you, when Ry ties someone down, she ties them down good.
And in other news, water is wet.
must have been rained on
or tied up by Chinese customs officials…
Wait did that come out aloud?
I dated a Filipino for a while and he was into bondage. Does that count?
Well at least he was the opposite sex. Apparently my Chinglish insulted the customs officer who did ahh i’m not going any further.
does Ry take pictures of those “swamped with work” and post them on the internet?
Ahh to be a teenager again.
….or spiderman (I just read above).
…or superman (I just read The Daily Planet).
…or Anna Karenina (I just read the train schedule) Wait, did I b-b-b-b-break it?
(no):)
…or batman (I just read the Amber Alert)
….or Jesus (I just read the Sermon on the Mount)
…or Dick Cheney (I just read the
CLASSIFIED — DOES NOT EXIST)…or a potato (I just read Mikey D’s exercise journal)
…or a felon (I just read Ry her rights).
…or a cop-a-gram (I just read between the lines).
…or Aunt May (I just read her sticky lips).
…or ronber (I just read him the riot act for his disgusting comment)
…or the Beatles (I just read the news today, oh boy…)
…or a ShamWow (I just runneth my cup over)
…or papyrus (I just reed the paper)
So… are we just going to copy-and-paste EVERY page from superdickery.com, and put the word “Fail” on it somewhere?
Yes, don’t you know those “are” the “best” fails…
superdickery I believe that applies.
Dude, I know, right? It’s fucking pathetic.
Pathetic wanted it.
aww..Petey had his ‘happy hour’. lolz
probably ‘happy minutes’
Ah, you beat me. I was wondering if Parker was lighting candles, listening to Massive Attack, and crying while he watched himself in a mirror, cause an hour is a bit long.
He could have been using the exercise techniques that ryanna teaches that should add a few more moments……
ryannon
I like Tear Drop. Some friends played it during their wedding, as she walked through the parted guests and approached him…
The ubiquitous Protection is sweet, too.
I guess someone who submited that never heared of spiderman
We tried to tell him but he had something white and gooey in his ear and he couldn’t hear.
Is that hair gel?
*wipes some off with hand and then wipes hand on hair*
*hair stands up*
hmmm there’s just something about you …
Erick! Nice to have you back. Have you seen Mary anywhere, by chance?
I guess someone who submitted that comment never heard of the word “heard”.
Out of interest, am i accepted into the failblog fold?
We have a fold? You must solemnly swear to uphold the bylaws of the fold.
1. No saying “first” except when mocking others
2. Mock those outside the fold without being mean
3. Be mean when mocking those that say first
4. Bring a potato to every meeting
5. Sex up Mookie every chance you get.
I know there are more but those are the only ones I can remember.
Pssst…you forgot the whole “be smart and funny” part…!
And, size matters — usually the shorter the better —
especially when role-playing with tazers.
Or when playing ‘cops and hookers’.
…and don’t encourage trolls to jump on Avis like a gecko. She hates that shit…no, I mean she really HATES that shit.
And she WILL reciprocate in kind if you do.
“Jump on like a gecko”? Please explain!
Idiot troll from previous fail said something to that effect. He was decapitated.
And whatever you do, dear gawd, DON’T MENTION CZECHOSLOVAKIA!
To whom?
The senior senator from Arizona.
…and I had to clean it up. Did you know they smell worse on the inside than they do on the outside?
And, size matters — usually the shorter the better —
just wait till u get a gf m8
Are there any benefits? I’m considering joining up…
Yes, you get a cool Mookie Decoder Ring. It turns blue every time Mookie is horny.
Whadda ya mean, “turns blue”??? Is it EVER any other color?
Well no, Lunchbox, that’s how you know it’s working: when it’s
always blue!
Ok, well, i accept.
I solemly swear to:
1. Never say f*rst except when mocking others
2.Mock those outside the fold without being mean
3. Be mean when mocking those that say first
4. Bring a potato to every meeting
5. Sex up Mookie every chance you get.
oh, and i just got a 10kg bag of potatoes lying around in the “back” somewhere, plus my extensive range tazers should help…
—-
Strategist – For all your tazer* needs!But wait! that’s not all! we’ll throw in a FREE Doucheeburger for 500 Yen!
*batteries, and/or tazer not included
—-
So, Now am i accepted? please?
oh, would you look at that my ring is glowng blue…it seems i have a job to do.
*heads off to a dark corner*
*invites mookie*
*waits*
“To seek it is to deviate from it.”
~ Nan-ch’uan, 9th c.
A seeker that deviates from its course gets caught by the Shadout Mapes.
seems easy enough. Especially #5. Unless she’s demanding.
Old but funny.
I say the same thing every time my grandmother trips over here underwear on the way to the bathroom.
You accidentally her underwear.
And if you bring a mop, she’ll… oh, dear!
Hey peepz, guess what! I have [b][i]GlAsSeS[/i][/b] now!
Oh, I forgot how to make the bold and italic tricks.
Aunt May forgot that when she touches it, it gets all sticky.
This got that creepy ingredient making comics incomparable to any other media or art.
jesus, this is nonsensical.
Juses christ, yes.
…I confess, I’ve never seen the Juses fail.
^ name click
No, your name is medica. And why are you talking like Tarzan?
Well, you see, one hundred thousand years ago a caveman was out hunting in the plains when he slipped and fell into a crevasse, where he was frozen solid. In 1988, he was discovered by some hunters and thawed out. He then attended med school and became…Unfrozen Cave Man Medica!
This Got That was my favorite 80s band…
Also, emphasis fail.
What COULD YOU possibly BE talking ABOUT?
o well i will just put the sticky stuff in that hole over there
Just like mother used to make!!
Wait, your MOM made that stuff?
O.o
Mother gender fail?
I did not know that’s where the webbing came from….
Now I do.
How bizarre.
How bizarre, how bizarre.
Ooo baby (Ooo baby)
It’s drivin’ me crazy (It’s drivin’ me crazy)
Every time I look around…
Every time I look around
It’s in my face.
How dare you, POB.
Wait… Dilly, are you mad because he didn’t do it on your face, or because he did it himself???
How dare you, LB.
Oh cum on…
oh get off..
I dont get it…
Come out of your basement more often, clean up the acne, stop threatening girls with your magic missile and you might start getting it.
*wonders if this was supposed to go elsewhere*
“I want to attack the darkness! “
No, he says he doesn’t get it but he didn’t say what he wasn’t getting. It’s right where it was intended.
Important rules:
Keep hitting him.
Destroy the head.
Don’t poke it.
Walk way slowly.
Keep running.
Bullets just tick off giant and/or indestructible villains.
thats what she said?
No Aunt Mae! Noooooooooo!!!!
Um…dilly? Lookee here. ^
HEY! He spelled Aunt May wrong! Whoever this is, Blue….Fu…WHAT THE
*ducks and runs for cover*
is that like the kid cuming from haveing sex or what
Or what.
He spelled cumin wrong.
*snert*
*snort*
This is the best fail I’ve seen in ages! It made me laugh a lot.
Aunt May shouldn’t be so horrified, inasmuch as she’s presumably seen Doc Ock’s “fifth tentacle” up close.
Proof: http://spiderfan.org/comics/reviews/spiderman_amazing/131.html
Sploogeman!
SKIT SKIT SKIT
all on your door step
Skit: Short drama, usually humorous, often performed for
an audience as a means to entertain or inform.
In which case you are welcome, I suppose, to skit all on my doorstep.
Substance fail (or lack of substance) frequently describes Stan Lee’s writing style . I love the man, but his writing kinda stank.
Crap, they still didn’t clean my street.
Why isn’t my street clean yet?
I love the “ropers” connected to Aunt Mae’s hand in the second frame. Absolutely disgusting. “If you’ll just bring me a mop…oh dear!”
Aw man, just how much of his white honey did it take to make THAT big of a mess?!?!?! Obviously, his mother never scolded him about cleaning his room.
Just at that moment, she tasted her finger and blushed. With a sheepish grin, she entered the room where Peter lay sleepng, and then…
Peter stuck his stick of love in her tunnel of faith and caused a fire going on and doused it with white honey. There are no other words to be said other than they enjoyed it.
what IS that?
Peter North!!!!
lol and that stuff wasn’t web? on MARY JANE u do it quick!
whoops meant to say oh not on
lol lol lol jajaja WTF
…He came buckets.
isn’t this a episode from spiderman?
AHAHAHA LOL
I’m sure that’s the most action Aunt May’ll get in a few thousand years.
I guess the comic writer suffers from substance abuse.
you are a douche bag….
I don’t get it.
me no get it…
I have that issue
I love the emphasis on random words; spilled, Peter’s, out, door, mop, happened…
I don’t get this.
I don’t get this.