Comments on: Receipt Fail http://failblog.org/2009/01/17/receipt-fail/ Fail and Epic Fail Pictures and Videos in one blog. For all those precious fail moments, whip out your camera and see your epic fail picture and videos here. Thu, 18 Mar 2010 19:40:07 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: asteroid1717 http://failblog.org/2009/01/17/receipt-fail/#comment-596318 asteroid1717 Mon, 07 Sep 2009 03:56:49 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=11475#comment-596318 I have a sudden urge to go into a McDonald's and ask for a cheeseburger with girls. I have a sudden urge to go into a McDonald’s and ask for a cheeseburger with girls.

]]> By: Branman275 http://failblog.org/2009/01/17/receipt-fail/#comment-558429 Branman275 Tue, 11 Aug 2009 14:58:55 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=11475#comment-558429 Dammit! I thought I told them to put on EXTRA girls! Dammit! I thought I told them to put on EXTRA girls!

]]> By: lippspa http://failblog.org/2009/01/17/receipt-fail/#comment-445052 lippspa Sun, 31 May 2009 19:27:55 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=11475#comment-445052 i would have taken it with girls xD i would have taken it with girls xD

]]> By: Is this field required? http://failblog.org/2009/01/17/receipt-fail/#comment-325376 Is this field required? Mon, 16 Mar 2009 03:03:44 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=11475#comment-325376 test test

]]> By: me http://failblog.org/2009/01/17/receipt-fail/#comment-275973 me Sat, 07 Feb 2009 05:42:46 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=11475#comment-275973 well we had worse...lots of "boy toys" n "water with w/o with w/o with w/o" well we had worse…lots of “boy toys” n “water with w/o with w/o with w/o”

]]> By: beeurd http://failblog.org/2009/01/17/receipt-fail/#comment-255258 beeurd Fri, 23 Jan 2009 18:09:44 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=11475#comment-255258 Reminds me of when I worked at McDonalds, and on the receipt Sour Cream & Chive sauce would show up as "SCREAM". Reminds me of when I worked at McDonalds, and on the receipt Sour Cream & Chive sauce would show up as “SCREAM”.

]]> By: Degenerated http://failblog.org/2009/01/17/receipt-fail/#comment-254610 Degenerated Fri, 23 Jan 2009 02:30:21 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=11475#comment-254610 How do you know its a guy? How do you know its a guy?

]]> By: Degenerated http://failblog.org/2009/01/17/receipt-fail/#comment-254609 Degenerated Fri, 23 Jan 2009 02:29:50 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=11475#comment-254609 No. No.

]]> By: Dunvasa http://failblog.org/2009/01/17/receipt-fail/#comment-254491 Dunvasa Thu, 22 Jan 2009 23:49:27 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=11475#comment-254491 Holy text pyramid Batman! Holy text pyramid Batman!

]]> By: lalatron http://failblog.org/2009/01/17/receipt-fail/#comment-252698 lalatron Wed, 21 Jan 2009 19:31:40 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=11475#comment-252698 keep eating like and your life will be w/o girls. keep eating like and your life will be w/o girls.

]]> By: Mike http://failblog.org/2009/01/17/receipt-fail/#comment-250923 Mike Tue, 20 Jan 2009 16:07:58 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=11475#comment-250923 I think this is from the Vegas Macki-D's on The Strip where every Happy (ending) Meal comes with a complimentary who-ore. I think this is from the Vegas Macki-D’s on The Strip where every Happy (ending) Meal comes with a complimentary who-ore.

]]> By: Thorir http://failblog.org/2009/01/17/receipt-fail/#comment-250491 Thorir Tue, 20 Jan 2009 08:34:04 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=11475#comment-250491 I don't know is probably the manager. I don’t know is probably the manager.

]]> By: CWR http://failblog.org/2009/01/17/receipt-fail/#comment-249288 CWR Mon, 19 Jan 2009 13:03:54 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=11475#comment-249288 Jeez! No need to lay into me like that, fuzz...wait, what? Jeez! No need to lay into me like that, fuzz…wait, what?

]]> By: CWR http://failblog.org/2009/01/17/receipt-fail/#comment-249276 CWR Mon, 19 Jan 2009 12:54:34 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=11475#comment-249276 It's just a tire-d joke Bod. Yer avatar looks to be 'what if Bucky Katt were the chestburster in Alien?' My god, I DO have clarity issues! It’s just a tire-d joke Bod. Yer avatar looks to be ‘what if Bucky Katt were the chestburster in Alien?’ My god, I DO have clarity issues!

]]> By: NewandNervous http://failblog.org/2009/01/17/receipt-fail/#comment-248862 NewandNervous Mon, 19 Jan 2009 04:50:02 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=11475#comment-248862 I was once a young perverted guy that asked female co-workers to do that. But in the '80s, they must not of minded it that much, I ended up dating 85% of them! I was once a young perverted guy that asked female co-workers to do that. But in the ’80s, they must not of minded it that much, I ended up dating 85% of them!

]]> By: TheEvilTwin http://failblog.org/2009/01/17/receipt-fail/#comment-248839 TheEvilTwin Mon, 19 Jan 2009 04:23:07 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=11475#comment-248839 Heh heh I usually got the old perverted guys who always wanted me to replace something that was stored in a bottom cupboard or below the counter so they could see me bend over... ugh. Heh heh I usually got the old perverted guys who always wanted me to replace something that was stored in a bottom cupboard or below the counter so they could see me bend over… ugh.

]]> By: TheEvilTwin http://failblog.org/2009/01/17/receipt-fail/#comment-248835 TheEvilTwin Mon, 19 Jan 2009 04:16:14 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=11475#comment-248835 Actually I used what little I did get paid to go to college. But while 15 year olds who worked 20 hours less than me a week and BS'd around the whole time they were there got raises and promotions, I got belittled by managers on a power trip who were upset that they quit school at 15 and had kids so the only thing they could do with their life was be a McDonald's manager. I got my hours cut to nothing because I told my supervisor about the assistant manager calling me a whore to all the crew members. So yes... call me bitter, call me vindictive, whatever. The store I worked in was a charming little slice of hell. I will say though, that some of the stores out there are pretty cool, like the one with a Drive Thru for snowmobiles? Actually I used what little I did get paid to go to college.
But while 15 year olds who worked 20 hours less than me a week and BS’d around the whole time they were there got raises and promotions, I got belittled by managers on a power trip who were upset that they quit school at 15 and had kids so the only thing they could do with their life was be a McDonald’s manager.
I got my hours cut to nothing because I told my supervisor about the assistant manager calling me a whore to all the crew members.
So yes… call me bitter, call me vindictive, whatever. The store I worked in was a charming little slice of hell.

I will say though, that some of the stores out there are pretty cool, like the one with a Drive Thru for snowmobiles?

]]> By: fuzz on the concept http://failblog.org/2009/01/17/receipt-fail/#comment-248818 fuzz on the concept Mon, 19 Jan 2009 03:45:36 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=11475#comment-248818 that's approximately what JffCmpbll said... that’s approximately what JffCmpbll said…

]]> By: void_is_GH3Y http://failblog.org/2009/01/17/receipt-fail/#comment-248651 void_is_GH3Y Mon, 19 Jan 2009 01:24:13 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=11475#comment-248651 ... it exploded and sent shrapnel into... … it exploded and sent shrapnel into…

]]> By: LllusionX http://failblog.org/2009/01/17/receipt-fail/#comment-248643 LllusionX Mon, 19 Jan 2009 01:12:50 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=11475#comment-248643 hmm? too logical? hmm? too logical?

]]> By: JonFACE http://failblog.org/2009/01/17/receipt-fail/#comment-248552 JonFACE Sun, 18 Jan 2009 21:34:47 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=11475#comment-248552 Well, actually it's not... it's just an approximation. Well, actually it’s not… it’s just an approximation.

]]> By: NewandNervous http://failblog.org/2009/01/17/receipt-fail/#comment-248510 NewandNervous Sun, 18 Jan 2009 20:35:35 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=11475#comment-248510 Sorry about the repeat, still trying to learn THE WAY this works. here's another try.... From what i remember from working @ McD, it means that the customer wants a guy to serve them, instead of a girl. (Not saying how long ago it was, I already feel ancient as it is!) Sorry about the repeat, still trying to learn THE WAY this works.
here’s another try…. From what i remember from working @ McD, it means that the customer wants a guy to serve them, instead of a girl. (Not saying how long ago it was, I already feel ancient as it is!)

]]> By: NeenerNeenerNeener http://failblog.org/2009/01/17/receipt-fail/#comment-248487 NeenerNeenerNeener Sun, 18 Jan 2009 20:11:47 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=11475#comment-248487 That thing must be bleeding by now. Chinatown, here I come! That thing must be bleeding by now. Chinatown, here I come!

]]> By: uberduberfail http://failblog.org/2009/01/17/receipt-fail/#comment-248483 uberduberfail Sun, 18 Jan 2009 20:09:10 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=11475#comment-248483 actually, the people who ordered probably didn't want a happy meal toy, so the person at register punched it w/out a girl toy. that's my theory at least. actually, the people who ordered probably didn’t want a happy meal toy, so the person at register punched it w/out a girl toy. that’s my theory at least.

]]> By: NeenerNeenerNeener http://failblog.org/2009/01/17/receipt-fail/#comment-248472 NeenerNeenerNeener Sun, 18 Jan 2009 20:00:29 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=11475#comment-248472 Kidding about what? I'm confused. Kidding about what? I’m confused.

]]> By: NeenerNeenerNeener http://failblog.org/2009/01/17/receipt-fail/#comment-248455 NeenerNeenerNeener Sun, 18 Jan 2009 19:40:32 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=11475#comment-248455 Good morning all. Yep, saw the link to the coffee song, forgot who linked to it (thanks again Spork!) and in response threw up a link to something I found. Mookie liked it which is good enough for me! Now, on with the... ooohhh, a shiny! Good morning all. Yep, saw the link to the coffee song, forgot who linked to it (thanks again Spork!) and in response threw up a link to something I found. Mookie liked it which is good enough for me!

Now, on with the… ooohhh, a shiny!

]]> By: Dexaan http://failblog.org/2009/01/17/receipt-fail/#comment-248391 Dexaan Sun, 18 Jan 2009 18:43:18 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=11475#comment-248391 mmmm, pie mmmm, pie

]]> By: NewandNervous http://failblog.org/2009/01/17/receipt-fail/#comment-248243 NewandNervous Sun, 18 Jan 2009 17:53:22 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=11475#comment-248243 Wow! The bukkit splortch was worst than the 70 lashes! I will tell everyone not to make the same mistake as I did, unless it's gonna be worth it!! Well, I'm giving it a shot..... Bob, try a wet noodle, I don't itch anywher today! Wow! The bukkit splortch was worst than the 70 lashes! I will tell everyone not to make the same mistake as I did, unless it’s gonna be worth it!!

Well, I’m giving it a shot….. Bob, try a wet noodle, I don’t itch anywher today!

]]> By: NewandNervous http://failblog.org/2009/01/17/receipt-fail/#comment-248237 NewandNervous Sun, 18 Jan 2009 17:43:49 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=11475#comment-248237 Wow! That bukkit splortch was worst than the 70 lashes, but I will tell everyone that from experience, I would seriously suggest not to break the law without good reason, especially if the Troll cage is worst than what I got! Now to take a wild chance at this..... Bob, try the wet noodles, I don't itch anywhere today! Wow! That bukkit splortch was worst than the 70 lashes, but I will tell everyone that from experience, I would seriously suggest not to break the law without good reason, especially if the Troll cage is worst than what I got!

Now to take a wild chance at this….. Bob, try the wet noodles, I don’t itch anywhere today!

]]> By: fuzz on the concept http://failblog.org/2009/01/17/receipt-fail/#comment-248199 fuzz on the concept Sun, 18 Jan 2009 17:07:07 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=11475#comment-248199 A dillygent man pays caressful attention (the more assiduous he is, the butter she likes it in the kitchen). A dillygent man pays caressful attention
(the more assiduous he is, the butter she likes it in the kitchen).

]]> By: JffCmpbll http://failblog.org/2009/01/17/receipt-fail/#comment-248192 JffCmpbll Sun, 18 Jan 2009 16:58:26 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=11475#comment-248192 no 3.14159265 is an approximation of pi. only pi is pi. no 3.14159265 is an approximation of pi. only pi is pi.

]]> By: Patch http://failblog.org/2009/01/17/receipt-fail/#comment-248145 Patch Sun, 18 Jan 2009 16:02:44 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=11475#comment-248145 Cheeseburger will never find someone - he's greasy, fatty, and has limited social interaction skills. Cheeseburger will never find someone – he’s greasy, fatty, and has limited social interaction skills.

]]> By: fuzz on the concept http://failblog.org/2009/01/17/receipt-fail/#comment-248126 fuzz on the concept Sun, 18 Jan 2009 15:41:59 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=11475#comment-248126 The leaves of memery seemed to make A mournful rustling in the dark. ~Henry Wadswerth Lengfellew The leaves of memery seemed to make
A mournful rustling in the dark.
~Henry Wadswerth Lengfellew

]]> By: shalindria http://failblog.org/2009/01/17/receipt-fail/#comment-248099 shalindria Sun, 18 Jan 2009 15:24:32 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=11475#comment-248099 Neener, I am assuming it is the link from Titaniumspork's comment earlier in the thread. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UsR9Ap41R8&feature Neener, I am assuming it is the link from Titaniumspork’s comment earlier in the thread.

]]> By: fuzz on the concept http://failblog.org/2009/01/17/receipt-fail/#comment-248037 fuzz on the concept Sun, 18 Jan 2009 14:54:15 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=11475#comment-248037 Where? Where?

]]> By: fuzz on the concept http://failblog.org/2009/01/17/receipt-fail/#comment-248032 fuzz on the concept Sun, 18 Jan 2009 14:51:54 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=11475#comment-248032 ... in the middle of the meadow? … in the middle of the meadow?

]]> By: acerious http://failblog.org/2009/01/17/receipt-fail/#comment-248031 acerious Sun, 18 Jan 2009 14:51:26 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=11475#comment-248031 LMAO LMAO

]]> By: fuzz on the concept http://failblog.org/2009/01/17/receipt-fail/#comment-247996 fuzz on the concept Sun, 18 Jan 2009 14:33:01 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=11475#comment-247996 Bicameralism? Bicameralism?

]]> By: Void http://failblog.org/2009/01/17/receipt-fail/#comment-247975 Void Sun, 18 Jan 2009 13:58:15 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=11475#comment-247975 BONER! BONER!

]]> By: Void http://failblog.org/2009/01/17/receipt-fail/#comment-247973 Void Sun, 18 Jan 2009 13:55:50 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=11475#comment-247973 Oddly enough the whim started to move slowly around the room. Suddenly... Oddly enough the whim started to move slowly around the room. Suddenly…

]]> By: Void http://failblog.org/2009/01/17/receipt-fail/#comment-247972 Void Sun, 18 Jan 2009 13:54:47 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=11475#comment-247972 The number 3.14159265 is pi. The number 3.14159265 is pi.

]]> By: Void http://failblog.org/2009/01/17/receipt-fail/#comment-247970 Void Sun, 18 Jan 2009 13:53:37 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=11475#comment-247970 Not to worry, I had one in the corner of the room! Peter told me how to set it up. Not to worry, I had one in the corner of the room! Peter told me how to set it up.

]]> By: Bod http://failblog.org/2009/01/17/receipt-fail/#comment-247886 Bod Sun, 18 Jan 2009 12:26:44 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=11475#comment-247886 Some clarity issues. See me after class. *adjusts spectacles* Some clarity issues. See me after class.
*adjusts spectacles*

]]> By: CWR http://failblog.org/2009/01/17/receipt-fail/#comment-247881 CWR Sun, 18 Jan 2009 12:21:06 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=11475#comment-247881 I hope this wasn't a comment from NeenerNeenerNeener's weener... I hope this wasn’t a comment from NeenerNeenerNeener’s weener…

]]> By: CWR http://failblog.org/2009/01/17/receipt-fail/#comment-247874 CWR Sun, 18 Jan 2009 12:13:41 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=11475#comment-247874 Girls are not to be found on the internet, really? Ninja, please. Besides, any cowboy worth his salt could stay on the internet for at least 8 seconds... Girls are not to be found on the internet, really? Ninja, please.
Besides, any cowboy worth his salt could stay on the internet for at least 8 seconds…

]]> By: CWR http://failblog.org/2009/01/17/receipt-fail/#comment-247867 CWR Sun, 18 Jan 2009 12:10:14 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=11475#comment-247867 If there's more wear on the fronts that's where they'll take the pro-rating from... If there’s more wear on the fronts that’s where they’ll take the pro-rating from…

]]> By: CWR http://failblog.org/2009/01/17/receipt-fail/#comment-247858 CWR Sun, 18 Jan 2009 12:04:47 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=11475#comment-247858 Wowhate, he's a threadkiller! A THREADKILLER!! Wowhate, he’s a threadkiller! A THREADKILLER!!

]]> By: CWR http://failblog.org/2009/01/17/receipt-fail/#comment-247855 CWR Sun, 18 Jan 2009 11:57:10 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=11475#comment-247855 WOW. just...WOW. WOW. *staggers into a doorjamb* AH! I've blackened my eye! WOW. just…WOW.

WOW. *staggers into a doorjamb* AH! I’ve blackened my eye!

]]> By: Bachelor #1 http://failblog.org/2009/01/17/receipt-fail/#comment-247854 Bachelor #1 Sun, 18 Jan 2009 11:54:38 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=11475#comment-247854 Did you say what's the flava when I scream? Sorry, Peter Parker put a potato in my ear, I can't hear you very well. Did you say what’s the flava when I scream? Sorry, Peter Parker put a potato in my ear, I can’t hear you very well.

]]> By: Bod http://failblog.org/2009/01/17/receipt-fail/#comment-247853 Bod Sun, 18 Jan 2009 11:51:39 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=11475#comment-247853 ...whim. …whim.

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