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you can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends, but don’t pick your friends’ noses
You had such potential too.
Pffft.
I second that Pffft.
If it Pfffts 3 times, you are playing with it.
WHAT ARE THE PHONE NUMBERS ON THE TRUCK???
It’s time to let them know about their newfound fame.
Google is your friend.
He’ll never be alone again. Come on.
But you can stop picking my nose anyway
happens
I HATE when people sign their comments. Ugh, unnecessary much?
Awesome LOL.
(PS SECOND!!!)
Third I mean…
Comment counting fail.
The counting is the least of your fails.
Mark, her words.
Who’s Mark?
Me. so who’s the other one?
BatZorro’s.
Admiral Apparent seems to think be telling someone named Mark about “her words,” but I can’t tell who Mark is.
haha reliable
I seem to think be accompanied by loss of sensation and by uncontrolled body movements.
Body movin, body movin, we be getting down and you know we’re krush groovin.
You know ppl must be pretty depressed around here always getting insulted
When you depress one troll, another one pops up.
It’s a little bit like that game at the fair with the hammer. Where the animals pop up through the holes..and the hammer..at the fair…no?
Now you’ve hit the mark.
Whack-a-troll? Don’t mind if I do…
WHO is this Mark?
X Marks the spot.
Correct navigation of this episode has proven markedly disoriented!
That’s because the spot has been demarcated.
Marco?
So um, what do the phone #s say on the truck?
If you can read this, you’re too close.
The funnier thing about this fail is that they specialize in transporting specialty cars.
Like the Oscar Meyer Wienermobile? Badass.
Polo!!!!
Oops. A tad harsh for the top of the page.
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*passes Tom the Zoloft*
I laughed therefore it’s ok.
It’s actually not that depressing. The insults on Failblog are deliberately witty, and you don’t see them on the other ICHC blogs.
On a forum where everybody keeps flaming each other it may be depressing, you may think ‘man these people have serious problems’. But on Failblog it’s all for laughs
I think I love you.
Ry, what are you so afraid of?
Snakes, big waves and bridges without barriers. Other than that, not much honestly. Why? hehehe
Are you afraid that you’re not sure of a love there is no cure for?
Well, I think she’s definitely woken up with feelings she didn’t know how to deal with.
D’oh! I missed that altogether. It was late.
My hero.
Yeah, sorry – was meant to be humorous, not chivalrous. I’m glad B2th saw the angle.
lol, meritous conduct neither actual nor intended in all likelihood. But I doubt it was misconstrued
Well we all know what’s in the bukkit. I had a particularly constructive experience with the ex earlier.
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My head is not going in that bukkit today.
lol! until the morrow?
THIRD!!!
you misspelled turd
ahahaha
a ham
Parma?
Dyslexia and cholera. Must be a depressing life
That ham’s probably going to go right through him, too. Sux.
It’s not a fail. The truck is there to move the Ewings, a female sheep and her young brood. She left her husband after she saw strands of another sheeps wool on his coat. It was the last straw and she is going to a shelter for battered sheep.
Given that Palestinians had to fight against Jews, who do you think would win that fight?
Gaza Strip Conflict casualties:
Palestine: 1019
Israel: 13
Am I missing the joke here, or did this thread just completely flip topics?
It did? I thought it was right on topic.
Let’s get back to domestic abuse and leave all the serious stuff like the Gaza Strip conflict where it belongs.
Poor Mrs Sheep. She also found lipstick on his chop.
I herd Mrs. Sheep had Mr. Sheep charged but he’s on the lamb. The police are looking for any leads that may aid in his capture
Alas, Mr. Sheep could only pull the wool over Mrs. Sheep’s eyes for so long. Somebody should’ve been a gyro and told her sooner.
She should have caught on when Mr. Sheep had pictures of Sherry Lewis in the bathroom.
*licks chops without moving lips*
This is the blog that never ends. . .
Where is Atreya when we need him? (love that band by the way)
Gah! ^Atreyu.
The blog by the bay, the blog that rocks, the blog that never sleeps.
The death trolls are rising.
no joke
Just after I read that, I scrolled up and saw an ad telling me to “Squish the Sheep” and wondered if it was a related incident.
Squish the Sheep? Is that a euphemism for punching the clown?
Possibly. I just wondered if I was being brainwashed into sheep torture. Would that make me welsh?
The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want
He makes me down to lie
Through pastures green he leadeth me the silent waters by
With bright knives he releaseth my soul
He maketh me to hang on hooks in high places
He converteth me to lamb cutlets
For lo,m he hath great power and great hunger
When cometh the day we lowly ones
Through quiet reflection and great dedication
Master the art of karate
Lo, we shall rise up
And then we’ll make the bugger’s eyes water.
Punching the clown? Is that a euphemism for waxing the weasel?
Waxing the Weasel? Is that a euphemism for shaking hands with the guvnah?
Shaking hands with the guvhah? Is that a euphemism for paddling the pink canoe?
Paddling the pink canoe? Is that a euphemism for lopeing the mule?
‘Loping the mule? Is that like running off unannounced to marry an ass?
That’s what led to the creation of “Travels with a Donkey in the Cévennes”
Eloping with an ass is a very different thing. My mother-in-law can probable explain it better than I could.
In one story told of Mullah Nasruddin, a kind of folk hero holy fool in Islam, he had fallen under the suspicion of a border guard. The guard felt sure Nasruddin was smuggling something in his weekly trips across the border. Each week the Mullah would show up with several donkeys loaded with bags, and every week the guard would search the bags and find nothing in them but straw.
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Years later, the two met in a tavern, and the guard says to Nasuddin, “We’re old now and I am retired. Would you tell me something? Were you actually smuggling something in those days?”
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Nasruddin says, “Yes, my friend, I was.”
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“What was it?”, the guard asks.
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“Donkeys.”
She didn’t fall for his last-ditch effort to save the marriage?
Trouble in prairiedikes?
She was in the trenches for too long and had to get out of there.
Though it was a cunning plan.
“Honey, looks like the new neighbors are moving in.”
Neighbors? Does that mean they are horses?
Nabors? Does that mean fuzz misspelled gomer?
Good Neighbors? Are they into self-sufficiency?
Self-sufficiency? Are they trying to live off the state farm?
State Farm? Are they trying to turn us into Soviet Russia?
Soviet Russia? Insures iron curtain fence makes YOU a good neighbor.
Um…don’t fall backwards while you’re hanging those curtains. There’s a potato farm behind you.
Vodka for everyone!
Thanks comrade!
Everybody needs good neighbours
With a little understanding
You can find the perfect blend!
Neigh Fuzz, you just exposed your region.
Just looking to be hospitable for anyone considering going south.
It’s nether here nor there, but I’m planning to go downstairs for a beer as we speak.
I’m alright, don’t nobody worry ’bout me. . .
Alles Gute Zum Erdhörnchentag
Driver must have seen his shadow.
Great! No deliveries for 6 more weeks.
Phil is getting tired of driving the same route over and over and over and over…
I’m betting he’s going to swerve first.
There’s only one way to Puxatony.
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thats not how you spell a55hole, either
i wish they had a little button on the side of each comment that says “Troll”, and you click on it and the Party will vaporize you…
You’d already have been vaporized.
Spaceman Spiff’s on the case. I’m going to transmogrify kkkraig just to be sure, though.
That’s a formidable siddhi. Respect.
if that trucking systems reliable… then my @$$ can drive a car!
It looks like that dude just wanted to go right whereas the road wanted to go left. A gold star for that man and sticking to his convictions!
win
Silly me. I thought he was doing favours for a cute VW he found in the paddock.
where’s the US airways fail?
-win
*Agreed* Where’s the swimming plane?
That’s more of a – finally we have proven the life vests under your seats aren’t completely useless – WIN
Not to be a downer but…several years ago, a cargo plane went down in the Everglades. My ex-sister-in-law worked for them and was supposed to be on that plane. We didn’t know for several hours that she had to back out of her trip because my nephew had gotten sick overnight and was at the hospital. Her husband was already at the church asking about a memorial service. I always cringe when I hear about a plane going down and yet I fly 2-3 times a month.
ValuJet Flight 592? That was one hellacious accident. There was practically no trace of that aircraft visible.
Those several hours must have been absolutely horrible to experience. I still remember the news coverage.
Yeah I remember that accident now. ValuJet ceased to be a company because of that accident became associated with their name if memory serves.
<– Flight attendant.. xD
Ironic how that morning a passenger was asking me why we even have those stupid things on our plane if SW Doesn’t fly over the ocean…
Ryannon-Downer.. FTW.
Have you met my husband? Morton Downer, Jr.?
no i havent
Knowledge of anything, this is kkkraig, kkkraig, this is knowledge of anything. I fully expect you two not to get along, but try to be civil.
And here I thought you guys might want some help with the troll. You guys have this one covered! He is a slow one, so most of what is said just sails riiiight over his empty little head.
“Son, I say, son, you’re built too low. The fast ones go over your head.”
~ Foghorn Leghorn
Hee!
I just reckon that truck’s showing off its back door.
Oh yeah? Well my loading ramp is over 10 feet long!
Ah, classic loading ramp compensation!
It’s about the width of the ramp, apparently.
That’s just what the truck doors are telling you!
It’s not how big your ramp is…it’s how you use it.
…and how much stuff you can load with it.
Mine goes from A to Z!!!
Allusion to former fail picture WIN!
The driver was troubled in mind and needed a soft shoulder to cry on.
I’m on the fence on that one.
Make up your mind post-haste!
Let’s not go down this road again Admiral.
That’s funny, the driver seems to be thinking the same thing!
… and couldn’t find a bridge under which to take comfort.
(I do declare, if he was so lonesome, he should have tried 7th Avenue.)
*gets the vapors*
Ostrich truck.
Bison Truck?
(Hello – weren’t you left tied up on a prev fail? Nice work getting out!)
Moooving Truck?
(Yes, yes I was and a good time was had by all. Too much of a good thing though…)
Oh, give me land, lots of land under starry skies above,
Don’t fence me in.
Let me ride through the wide open country that I love,
Don’t fence me in.
That was a vicious and uncalled-for earworming.
Ahh yes, Robert Fletcher/Cole Porter.
It’s as reliable as it can possibly be, anyway….
That’s not nice. It’s like saying someones new born baby is as cute as he can be. When you really know he looks like Gandhi after a three day drunk.
You’re as nice as you can be.
And you’re as quick witted as you can be.
I fear he’s retarded. kkkraig, is your hand bigger than your face?
ROFL
He is being reliable. He’s just taking the scenic route. He’s going the extra mile.
This used to be a US Mail truck that was sold off after it’s prime. It is used to going the extra mile, over hill over dell, through rain sleet and all that other bad weather stuff to get to his destination. Old habits are hard to break.
Maybe he just wants to smell that open air one more time before he gets sold for scrap. Poor thing… have a heart, people!
It’s a retired truck, it was being put out to pasture.
Fly away, ugly little orange bird, be free!
Are you calling me ugly? Okay so I went a little overboard with the self tanner and baby carrots but I don’t think that gives you the right to say I am ugly.
No worries, I think your alittle cutie pie *pinches cheeks*
Be careful your hand doesn’t slip or you’ll be up shit’s creek.
“He who goes to bed with itchy ass wakes up with smelly finger.”
Why, she’s as cute as she can be.
i was about to say that…
It did look a bit over the hill.
Happy trucks come from California.
And shipments thereof, via FedEx.
Besides, he saw the sign that said “low bridge ahead” and wanted to detour around it.
Previous fail incorporation = WIN!
Oh come on, give him a break! Look at all the ice and snow on the road!! Clearly driving conditions are hazardous for even the best of drivers!
Tan ice is a danger every winter, many deaths are caused by it.
The Bush family always chooses moving companies that reflect their lives..
Win! A gold star for you!
You know, the way some of you pound Bush so much, I am surprised you dont have an STD or two.
I don’t ‘pound Bush’. I merely lol when he does/says something dumb.
Much safer that way!
Actually no. During some of his speeches people have suffocated from laughing too much.
*throws a shoe at shadow*
He does have a knack for ducking criticism.
That comment got me all choked up.
*makes B2F a national hero and bronzes the shoe*
Pfft. I’m sure you can think of a better way to reward him. He has enough medals.
A gold star then!
I prefer to call them balloon knots and he has already gotten that on more than one occasion.
Ahhhhh, feels good to be loved.
Epic Win!
Thank God they’re moving out of the White House next week!
good fail
That looks like somewhere in the San Joaquin valley here in Cali.
Nope. This is on the east side of San Augustin Pass, U.S. Hwy 70, on the west side of White Sands Missile Range in southern New Mexico.
Death, taxes and – of late – vehicle fails.
Reliable to fail!
MORE LIKE UN-RELIABLE TRUCKING!
I filled a blank space with the word “blank” in work today… damn checks!
I think that’s in South Dakota, in the Badlands… on the loop road. They were probably gawking at prairie dogs or bison. At least, there’s lots of oil stains on the road, indicating it might be a popular place for people to stop their vehicles.
Fail!
“I sent it with the most reliable commpany, so reliable that they rely on their reliable marketers to come up with a reliable name, don’t worry your crystal is safe!”
I think the next FAIL should be a pic of Bush’s goodbye speach yesterday.
http://www.charlietueats.com
Then suggest it boy!
Speach? Don’t misunderestimate him!
Is it really a fail? maybe the driver’s just taking a bio…
and he was in a hurry, not to mess the truck inside…
and didnt notice the fence since his eyes were watering from his full bladder…
and…
ok nvm, hopeful = hope fool
“Taking a bio”? Never heard that one before.
bio break? ya know, wee wee.
am i the only gamer here?
this could not have been shot any better
That’s what Miley said to Annie Leibovitz…
this is probably in wyoming. tons of trucks get blown off of the interstate there. horrid winds. when i drove truck i was surprised i didn’t get blown off those windy roads
Weird; every time I drive truck I get blown off.
By the book, of course.
Another fail!
It DOES look like Wyoming… And the eastern side where the wind is worse, at that.
Lick it then
Hope for their sakes that’s empty, because Reliable is a high-end auto transporter. Otherwise you’ve got some rolled Rolls and bummed Beemers inside there.
It’s called – to err is human, LOL
this was in new mexico right by organ, new mexico right outside of las cruces haha!
This was right outside of Las Cruces. On the San Andres pass overlooking White Sands Missile Range. I passed by this trailer on the way to work. That area of the road is a rest stop/tourist attraction at the top of the pass. That day, I recall there being 50-70mph winds at the pass (a frequent occurance) and I wouldn’t be surprised if the trailer was blown off the edge.
go ron paul.