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First to fail!
SECOND TO FAIL!!!
Yes, yes you did fail.
notice how none of them are black? i think this might be racist…
And the giant KKK didn’t tip you off because…
And a name WIN to boot. A gold star for you!
*Hands over gold star sticker*
Wear it with pride!
Whoohoo! *puts it on backwards*
Look at the double-fail:
1. Topless angel looking about preteen age
2. Initials.
3. Big shlong
or maybe its because it says kkk on it
Yikes! Wording fail!!!!!!
Santa’s racist strap-on.
Big White shlong and by the letters proud of it??!!
topless pre-teen angel looks like a boy, so its ok for him to be topless
As long as he stretches out those creamy hamstrings. MMmmmmm…….
EWWWW
Oh, don’t worry, it’s a kosher ham.
It’s okay for any child to be topless. Americans…
“Where I live, it’s okay for any child to be topless.”
See how relativism works?
Yes. I also see how sexualizing infants works.
Not a comment one wants to find on their work review…
Really?
hey, most of the time cherubs are totally naked, so be glad they decided to give the thing pants
More like frilly old lady panties…
Since when has santa been in cahoots with cherubs anyway?
It happened when Hallmark tried to combine Christmas and Valentines Day into one holiday and call it Valenmas Day. Give heart shaped trees to the ones you love and to hell with the rest. They banded together and quashed that effort. Been best buds ever since.
Hey, Loz, you could give all your presents in heart-shaped boxes!
Hee! My heart-shaped box is a delightful present in itself, to many deserving people!
step one, cut a hole in the box…….
Step two, put your d*ck in the box.
step 3 make her open that box
…I’m forever indebt to your priceless advice.
You spelled ‘indolent’ wrong.
…not yet.
Perhaps she’s got a new complaint?
Or maybe she’s just making plans for the future?
…uh…Meat-eating orchids forgive no one just yet!
3 fail
1. Topless Angel
2. Initials
3. Location of sign on santa’s body
and look at the elf’s arm its obviously dislocated. QUADRUPLE FAIL
oh… that’s a sign? I thought it was Santa’s P*n&s!??
dont forget the religious and secular intermingling. triple fail :p
Santa?
Wait, am I supposed to look at the fail?! Ugh, FINE.
most importantly you guys have all missed …. THE SANTA SHOCKER
a p-p-p-present for k-k-katy, is it a white sheet?
that nice man is trying to feed his snake to that lady’s cat lol!!!
Dammit. Who forgot to set the troll-traps last night! BFF and I bought a whole bunch of them at Trolls Я Us the other day.
It’s not my fault! I swear!! I set a few myself, just in case.
Maybe I should go check those.
Really, it’s almost to the point where the first two fails of the day are sacrificed to the trolls.
Absolutely…I should start looking at the newer ones first rather than going chronologically so I can get all the jokes.
“I don’t wanna grow up…”
Babies Я us no longer syllogizes what a cloth diaper is. Must ask for “burp rag.”
I like the phrase “burp rag”. Here in Blighty everyone calls them “Muslin Squares”. Tell it like it is.
Well I’m officially done with name links.
Not me I click on Dragonwriters occasionally……..she has that mischievous sexy look
Aww…
That wasn’t pee coming out
It was going in?
jeebus H jemominy doesn’t calling first get old already?
That sort apparently only has sex with virgins…
Its gonna be a white Christmas.
Yes you do fail indeed
That’s quite a package you got there, Santa.
I couldn’t work out which is worse; the fact it looks like an elf if helping Santa carry his massive wang, or that his massive wang says KKK on it.
Or that the cherub looks like it was a sex crimes victim.
or that the elf is bent over “ready to take it”
Take it? He’s having a hard enough time just holding it!
If the massive blue thing is his wang, what is that thing in his right pant leg?
I think that elf accidentally in the jizz
The whole thing?
Why thank you. I just had the elves whip it up
But looks like that package is either really cold or “somehow” (*wank, wank, rub, rub*) got bruised.
Santa doesn’t like to be remembered of the sleighing accident.
So we’re not calling it the ‘reindeer accident’ any more?
i thought the reindeer just got rear ended
What about when he’s reminded of it?
What about when you reminded me of when I was 3 and loved ET? Huh? What about that??
Oh fuzz, I never expected “you” to use inverted commas in “such” a heinous way!
Next thing you know, he’ll be stapling memos to the message board.
And putting his penis in the printer…
And using thumbtacks instead of push-pins…
He’s just happy to see you.
First!
Well… er… Not first!
Dial-up connection Win!
You sir, are not the Burger King.
THIRD
Forth actually. Connection speed fail.
Fourth actually. Spelling fail.
Santa Baby, just put a lynch kit under the tree…
Think of all the fun i’ve missed. Think of all the fellas that I haven’t lynched…
I throwed rocks at santa when he cames to my house
♪ *sings with Mookie* ♫
…for fakes of katy and DrB…
KKK?
Fun activities for the whole family
yayz!!
rascist shamWOW
Irascible troll thinks he can meme
Surclassé immédiatement, moi aussi la même.
Jewish troll thinks he can get out of oven.
Trolls this and trolls that! What about bridges? Nobody thinks of the poor bridges! *cries into beer*
sweet jesus. how can so many people prominently display KKK on their windows and signs and not catch what it means? I see it all the time. Krazy Kondo King, Kings Kountry Kitchen, etc. Totally clueless? Or maybe the KKK is more widespread than previously though.
Psst, take this ‘t’ quick…
and yeh, scary stuff *wistles so as to distract feral spell checkers*
I smell a spelling error! But that whistling os so distracting!
Distracting enough to cause more errors!
like the one in your brain?
My guess is that it’s the supermarket chain that uses Ks to represent how large the store is. I seem to recall it’s in Scandinavia somewhere, or possibly Finland.
I’ve never seen anything like that in Sweden.
Geography WIN to you though, I’ve heard Finns think Finland is part of Scandinavia.
There was a discussion of the “K-series” stores on a Supermarket Fail in August:
http://failblog.org/2008/08/19/supermarket-fail/#comments.
Posters there stated it is a Klesko chain of retail stores located in Finland.
.
And according to Geena Davis, they aren’t found in the Valley, as Finland is the capital of Norway.
But it is! And in Glasgow, there are supermarkets called Iceland. COINCEDENCE???
^ Earthgirl is gonna make a play about cats in space.
Are you saying I’m easy?!
I’m saying you make me laugh hard.
(I guess that means I’m happy to see you.)
I’ve got something in my pocket, it belongs across my face.
I keep it very close at hand, in a most convenient place.
I’m sure you couldn’t guess it if you guessed a long, long while…
I have that education thing going for me
Well that and I know quite a few Scandinavians are they’re quite clear on the matter of Finns not being Scandinavians. When they’re not taking the piss out of each other; a factory I worked at, in Sweden, used to use the term “Norwegian Reset” to mean “turn the power off and on again”. No idea how common that phrase is; I still use it though. Much to the annoyance of my Norwegian friends.
Did once know a girl who was half Finnish and half Swedish…dunno if that made her half-Scandinavian. She lived in Sweden though.
It’s almost Engrish at this point, you know?
Or possibly it’s a good thing, maybe it means that the influence of the real KKK is going down so much that people who make these signs don’t realize the connection. The “Klan” is fading into obscurity, so much that so many people look at “kkk” without a second thought.
Or not. But it’s a nice thought.
I think this might be from a Finnish K-kiosk (or whatever it’s called). They come in various sizes – K, KK and KKK (don’t know if there’s a quadruple-K as well).
Yeah, there’s the 1/4 pound K, the 1/2 pound KK, the 2/3 pound KKK and of course, the whopper of them all, the full pound KKKK. If you would like to turn that into a value meal, you save $1.29.
There have been fails involving this particular store before.
Is this the same place you can get the iBeat Blaxx MP3 player on sale? (clicky nicky)
The store was eaten by the ravenous bugblatter beast, there will be no more fails from there. Ah, it had a good run.
Actually the KKK has been dead for a long time. The actual organization that persists even today is the KKKK. They just tacked on “Knights of” to the start of it.
They will be wanting shrubberies next.
They’d better contact Roger.
So, just what would Santa bring to members of the KKK?
New hoodies?
Naughty boys and girls get ZERO presents.
Morality bribe WIN!
Viagra can’t help you if you have no actual balls to start with.
SANTAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! LOOOOOKKK AT MYYY HOMEPAAAGEEEE!!!!
Santa’s a bigot, but he’s not dumb.
Yeah, he knows when you use Caps Lock!
♪ He knows when you’re a fake…
♪ He knows that you’re a senseless troll…
So sftu for goodness sake. ♪
♪ And I switch the f
and I switch the t
and now fuzz and czuhc are
happy ♪
I love a good happy ending!
With a potato
You’re doing it wrong.
Alas you statement is flawed, since bigots are by definition dumb.
Wie findest du denn das Kleid?
hübsch
That stands for Kiddies Karrying my K*ck. Bigot Santa is a pedophile.
Obviously! An old fat man sneaking into little kids’ rooms and leaving them ‘presents’!
He brings them pedobear!
That’s a double fail!!!!!
16th!
First pervert, then racist,
What other surprises is hiding Santa?
Somebody should hang him in in front of an hetero club.
*rubs out the extra ‘in’*
*rubs one out*
Ahhh, that was good.
Me gustan la sorpresas… Quieres darmelas?
Que? Hablas Englais por favour.
They can speak in whichever language they’d like, but it would be nice if they typed in English.
If they type in English what they type in Spanish we will wind up with some sticky keyboards around the world. Penthouse letters have nothing on these two.
Tengo una en los pantalones, preparada para ti.
No es como la de Santa, pero esta más suave y caliente.
Joder! (:-)) Eso es enorme! Me pregunto donde voy a ponerlo? A próposito… ¿es comestible?
Es como un caramelo, puedes chuparlo todo lo que quieras. Ya veras como encontramos algún sitio donde ponerlo.
Es una buena cosa que no he comido desayuno todavía.
Necesitarás muchas calorías para el ejercicio que vamos a hacer ahora.
Tenemos mucho trabajo por hacer antes de la medianoche.
¿Solo hasta medianoche? Por ti soy capaz de incumplir todas mis reglas.
*suspira* Otra razón por amarte.
That’s why you NEVER should put chocolate in your pants!
Well, you never know when you are gonna find a sweet-toothed girl.
1 lick
2 lick
3 lick
4 *crunch* OWWWW!
you spelled owl wrong, toots
Wanna see how many licks it really takes, fuzz?
WHOOT!
This Tootsie Pop is brought to you by the number “WHOOT”?
*psst* loufail – yer slipping into Yoda speak. Well, you SAID to tell you.
I was trying to write a haiku. Now I see that I need to improve at syllable counting.
Can I borrow your notes plz, I missed class cuz I heard a rumor that Santa is a perv and had to see it for myself
You can borrow my notes, sure, but you should had borrowed some extra-large picnic supplies before going to see Santa.
Now I see that is late.
Extra-large? Things are looking up… It’s gonna be a great holiday season!
Good, now add references to the Mach 5, Pops, and or the big race. Now it’s a haiku.
where do you find these?
i actually found this one in curitiba, brazil. i’m not actually sure what the KKK stands for but it was quite funny when i saw it
interesting….
I guess the store owners are dreaming of a WHITE Christmas.
doesn’t he know its all pink on the inside?
So many fails in one.
Oh wow, I need to clean my glasses. I didn’t even see the KKK part until I read the comments.
I was laughing at the “fail” of having a little partially clothed angel up there along with Santa standing in an interesting pose and the state of his trousers hidden behind something.
actually it means Krusty Komedy Klassic
Step 1: You put your junk in the sack…
Step 2: You write “KKK” on the sack!
Step 3: You get help holding the sack…
And that’s the way you do it!
…
There’s no profit in that.
Kris Kringle Kthx
In what way are Santa and Micheal Jackson simmilar
They both enter childrens rooms at night and leave with empty sacks
Justice vs Sim(m)ian
how much fail can you put in one picture……….
Is that a challenge?
Sure, why not!
You all are all talk! Sheesh. There has been no delivery on this kind of thing lately.
you have to be kidding me, honestly, how could someone possibly not see that, some people should not be allowed to put things out into the public…just fail
Stop this or I will hurt you…I will hurt you really, really bad.
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685… I am minus 1 life….
wall of text crits for how much?
I’m still dizzy
Too long, didn’t care. ZZZZZZzzzzzzzmehzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZ
Nine nine nine.
i’m kinda offended by it. don’t know why…oh yeah..i’m half native american. nevermind.
What’s up with teh she-male Angel thingy?
So which is the fail? The fact hes holding it like its his penis or that it says KKK?
WHY DO YOU PEOPLE HAVE TO DEGRADE EVERYTHING INTO BASE SEXUAL TERMS??? YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES. CHRISTMAS IS A HAPPY TIME TO CELEBRATE FAMILY, LIFE, AND THE BIRTH OF JESUS CHRIST. NOT A TIME TO GIGGLE ABOUT TOPLESS PRE-PUBESCENT ANGELS, OR SANTAS PENIS!
THIS IS NOT BETTER THAN THOSE ANIMALS OVER AT THAT OTHER SITE I WILL NOT DIGNIFY BY NAMING!!!!
Ryannon, stop disguising yourself as a holy roller. No one is buying it.
That isn’t me, I was on a conference call and I would never type in all caps, regardless of the retarded rant I was on.
He he…. I knew that, pookie!
Leave it to the jesus crowd to take sexuality out of family, life, and birth.
Basically taking the fun out of life you mean? They’re pretty good at it by now.
What did Richard Nixon say to the prostitute?
2 in the pink, 1 in the stink?
And so said the self proclaimed Mayor of the Internets — all yee heed is words, and obey his commands, for the Mayor of the Internets is all knowing, and knows everything (including what you should do and think).
Thank you Mayor, so refreshing to be told what to think
He’s taking my baby away, away from me….
Durex should make those condoms
Klu Klux Kringle maybe?
I LOL’D at people who think the topless angel is the fail.
The fail is that the snowboard says KKK, look it up, idiots…
That’s a SNOWBOARD?!
It is?!!?!?!!?!?!!? O.O’
I believe that it’s a rug.
There is lots of fail here and each bit should be savored.
It would be more funny if the elf is black…..
KKK is actually a grocery chain in Finland… the whole world doesn’t have the same knowledge of America’s idiots in cloaks.
Next time, read ALL the comments.
Nor does the world share the same mysteries revealed by Finland’s innuendo machine, apparently! It must require an unfamiliar level of nested suggestion to maintain sanity in a climate where tango is required to facilitate touch. Kind of wish I lived there, actually.
And, what Avis said. I actually recommend going back several months and reading all the comments. See you in 2010?
I referenced that fail earlier in this one, actually. That’s what I meant by reading all the comments.
Cheers and salut!
Where’s that damn shampage pail, agh.
This looks a bit dodgy…on so many levels. I wonder what that present Santa has…the kids seem to love it!
If you could comment on other comments rather than the pic, and make your comments lamer, it would be AWESOME. kthx!
BUKKIT
what?
I know, it’s just so confusing. I can’t figure out which end is bukkit.
It’s the end with the instructions written on the bottom.
pail o’ sham again plz. crap-
Tam o’ pailer-
*wonders if that’s even possible*
Exhausting all recourse, truly.
I’ve heard of blue balls but this is ridiculous.
Heard of?
um … or,
yes and it is a trifecta of fails:
angel modesty
santa and his big bag
and holiday KKK?
Green gloves to a red outfit – has Santa no sense of style?
He’s really giving it to his little elf friend there isn’t he. And I think the angel is jelous
I can`t see anything.. Is the funny part that the sign santa is holding OVER his BELLYBUTTON is supposed to look like a penis?
ha ha double fail!!!!
i dont get it, whats the fail??
dude im a jew and this offends me WOO HOO
what is rock!? rock is the erea btween the ballz and the anus, what is rock! rock is feeding the grim reaper at the tender age of 9!
There’s actually 2 fails in there.
More like four:
1. The angel has no shirt on
2. KKK (kloo klux klan i think)
3. Location of sign on santa’s body
4. Elf has a dislocated arm
i ont get the kkk part
Actually there is a popular supermarket in Finland called KKK, thats where this is probably taken.
http://consumers.wordpress.com/2007/10/23/photos-kkk-supermarket/
Santan is an anagram of Santa, you know.
actually, it’s probably ‘ho ho ho’ in portugese. http://missokistic.blogspot.com/2009/03/you-know-youre-gringa-in-brazil-when.html
Doble Fail
KKK = Ku Klux Klan
Ku Klux Krew yeah!
HEY his holding his KKK penis!
this is a just way to see how much santa,elves,angels and other christian things hate black people
THATS SO WRONG
may be…
There’s so many things wrong with this picture.
am I the oly one to notice that SANTA HAS GREEN HANDS???
I bet this is from Finland.
The KKK – Santa’s little helpers
yes katyperry is here any way
TOTAL FAIL!
Christmas is a total failure.
another failed attempt no kidding pretty cool!
failed! as always great!
this site is the best! this is definitively a fail what a moron!