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lol click on my name for funny as hell Pet fails u will piss urself looking at these pics
lol funny as hell i like the video of the cat hanging off a bridge XD
whoa…hold up! did you really try to steal DrB’s name and then comment on yourself as someone else? *shanks the troll with a rusty spoon* take that you faking bastard!
What raised your suspicion?
i could see his troll tail behind his flimsy DrB costume.
And he didn’t offer you guys a glass of vino!
*pours three glasses*
*calls Dr. B’s ‘sponsor’*
God I fall easily…her siren-like dance was more than I could resist…but I’m prepared this time…steely resolve.
Don’t let Dr.B anywhere near the Shampagne
I see the Troll-Spotting is going well! Well done, everyone!
*hands out merit badges and ‘win’ stamps*
*joins DrB in a glass of wine*
Not Shampagne… SHAM WOW!!
LOL
lol
*Pours himself also three glasses, and three for mr. cuddles*
Sheers!
^ not achamed to chare a drink with friends
*sits down in chare and takes off chews*
*chewts the breeze with Ryannon for a while*
chure is cold out.. But they say it chould
warm up before too long.
indeed, that’s even worse than me! commenting on yourself to make people click on your name! Respect Man!
u r perverted
why you sick sick little moo cow. lol
first
no.
Lol fail?
fail is fail
*tazes*
laughs at someone else getting tazed for once…. *he,he,ha,ha,ho,ho*
Don’t tase me, bro!
I’m gonna tase you, Bro!
HAHA YOU JUST FAILED !
Sheers!
Chame on you
shavs!!
Hey, if you spill some, you can clean it up with your chamwow
maybe they are Shinese
And scrub out any stains with carpet champoo.
I sompletely micced thic one.
Guessing the sign maker dude was paid with store merchandise?
First clue missed by store owners: Referred to himself as “sign maker dude”.
LOL
*looks suspiciously at his prescription medication from “the pill maker dude”*
*looks suspiciously at his appointment card from “the prostate checker dude”*
*looks suspiciously at his mints from “the dude”*
*looks thirstily at White Russian from “the dude”*
*looks contemplatingly at rug from “the dude”*
*“looking at my backdoor”, after a visit to “the prostate checker dude”.
They peed on my rug, man! This agression will not stand!
*calls attorney dude*
You mean the “ambulance chaser dude”.
*scratches head* oh ya man that dude i totally forgot.
*looks suspiciously at his THANK YOU card from “the prostate checker dude”*
AKA your boyfriend?
Jealous much?
Actually, this appears to be the work of ye olde photochopper dude. House of Ambrose Liquor is on Barham Blvd in Los Angeles — the one photo of the place I find on the innerwebs has “Champagne” spelled correctly on the sign. So the picture here would seem to be part of a, um, sham campaign.
Photoshop fail
You are right on the location, but this sign WAS real and it went up for a few days back in 2005. It did get fixed, though….
Shampoo + champagne = Shampagne
Now with even more bubbles
who has never had a refreshing bath with shampagne? lol
…and strawberries, and candles, and rose petals.
It makes your hair silky soft.
is that the yellow kind
yellow kind of what? Hair?
don’t forget to wash behind your ears! and then get dry with a shamwow.
It’s a sham!
It’s a cham!
it’s sham pag naaaay!
Ah DOOO luv me sum shampagnay but them thar bubbles
tickle the hail outa ma nose…
Sham-WOW??!!
do they even know what is real champagne ???
Probably not. I daresay that you, too, do not as well.
oh, sorry but i’m french and i DO know what is real champagne
THE FRENCH HAVE SPOKEN……
french people don’t speak english. they speak fron-says.
Monsieur Hacker, “Dana” est un troll imbécile.
Yeah and if you want to “get wit her”, you have to make nice with her father Tom, the biggest imbecile of them all.
no one ever stated it was real. just fine. real fine.
They know it’s not real, duh, it’s ‘sham’-pagne…
Although most fake things fall on the side of ‘courseness’ as opposed to being ‘fine’.
Hey, I just nested myself!
Turns out I’m pretty comfy.
From the number of comments you’ve already posted here, I want to venture a guess that you are the owner of the store advertising above?
With a lot of “courseness” as well.
*snert*
Do your course materials contain a high degree of granularity?
Of coarse.
It gives the students some smooth sailing in rough waters.
Wow, alot of remarks for one mispelling
(HAHAHA)
More! More! Hoist me with my own petard! Twice, even.
*tries to hide black eye* It’s my own fault…I make them strike at me with my displays of blatant stupidity.
Shål!
Proosht.
Anpu doesn’t know why they are selling an alcoholic haircare product.
I can only think of two other good things to do in the shower…
Ok, twelve now.
It took you more than three hours to come up with an extra ten? Are you on valium?
Oh, sorry czuhc! I meant 12 people
I have a rigorous recruitment process, you know.
yummy
The fail is not complete. It would’ve been if the sign maker dude had written “LICK HER – FINE SHAMPAGNE”
now that would’ve been great .
especially if it had been for the House of Bols liquor shop/plaSe
It would certainly have been an offer hard to resist.
Watch me.
I am.
OH GOD *looks around wildly*
wait, you’re watching me resist a theoretical offer to perform cunnilingus? That doesn’t sound like the Bob I know…
now i’m stealing your nested nest
joke’s on you – I’m an empty-nested-nester.
It is comfy, though, right?
ya, really comfy, might have to move in here…
Durg’s already in-process of stealing it and I need room for this boyfriend I just found out I have…turns out my comfy nest is just some wacky sitcom.
Is “Shampagne” a hair colo(u)r?
Is this a differential equation?
Nope, same one
Ow. Ow, ow, ow. Give warning next time, huh?
then it would have been *Win!*
Oh, I get it! The House of Ambrose is a Bi’shop…
Hey Leela! You want the rest of the sham-pagn? Mmm.. sexy velouuur!
Truth in advertising win!
Hmm, Scampagne!
Humpf! Damnpagne!
Ugh! Scumpagne!
Uff! Pagkneed in the groin!
Waiting for somebody to take the ‘s’ off of ‘scumpagne’ weren’t you? WEREN’T YOU?!! Well wait right here and I’m sure someone will come along and do just that.
But not me, mister.
*seethe*
Not me.
*seethage ad infinitum*
^good band name
*takes ‘s’ and runs laughing*
what i he uppoed to do without it? O many ueful word ue that letter!
*SnatcheS ‘S’ back*
can I stop seething yet? I apparently now have a boyfriend.
Sham pag nay
this was on Rob and Big i remember
House of Ambrose = House of the morning brothers.
A.M. Bro’s
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahahahahahahahaha.
I run into English teacher’s caves while they’re hibernating for the Winter and I poke them with a stick before fleeing. I am super awesome.
O_o
can i be liek j00 wen aye growe up?
Ask your mother, daddy’s busy.
We don’t hibernate. We go up to our ivory tower where we are plugged into a huge machine for recharging and data transference.
Liar! I know y’all just go to the hair stylist and get your eyebrows plucked and your roots covered up (recharging) and gossip (data transference).
The signage “english teechers cave – GO A WAY!” might’ve tipped me off – I thought it just meant they were tenured…
Fine shampagne from Phrance, in Euraupe.
It’s not on my mapp.
You have trouble finding that? My sympathies.
nature’s rubix cube i tell you
if i did find it i might be inclined to crack open a bottle of shampain
which is a bit like a can of whipass for rich people
you’re looking at your dad’s one again
Your map does have directions to Extra Fresh, though mr. cuddles!
¡Me gusta mucho viajar! *da las llaves a Lou* Es mejor si tú conduce. *se dobla*
Punto de partida: tus labios.
Dejaré que adivines cual será el final del trayecto
Seems to me that you’re less…restricted in spanish than in english.
Quédate en los labios por un tiempo… Sabes cuánto me gusta.
Por supuesto. Es importante hacer bien los preparativos antes de un viaje.
*lame* ¿Has sido comer fresas?
He comido fresas, piña y frambuesas. Nada de esparragos.
Me gusta pensar en ti hasta cuando como.
¿Te gustaría compartir una comida conmigo?
Me encantaría. ¿que podemos usar como mesa?
Por cierto, de postre tengo crema.
Ardo con deseo de comerte.. uh, comerla.
What?
I sent my elementary Spanish out of the
room. From what I could tell, this conversation
was too mature for its young ears
I’m still LOL-ing…
Yeah, I laughed when I saw how he spelled the continent. Everyone knows Yuraupe starts with a Y.
I love fine shampagne, especially the brands with the fancy twist-off caps.
I prefer the one that comes in a box.
I like ones that have a free chamwow.
There is no seckz in the shampagne room!
and sexz?
Is that an invitation?
is that a yes?
I’m allergic to cats and their granny flaps.
maybe you should drink some more shampagne
i find it really enhances my appeal
If I was looking for someone with appeal, I would date a banana farmer
If I wanted someone nuts, I would date a palmist…
Would that make it a date palmist?
It’s just like puns: I prefer it in large bowls.
Which was a comment to:
I prefer the one that comes in a box.
is that bowls or bowls? *has a BM*
You want him to come in your bowls?
lol nice
“Do you have shampagne?”
“Nope, only real pagne.”
You want real pagne? I will show you real pagne!
is this Sparta or am I in the wrong movie again?
I’m going to have to use that term in the future.
Shampagne is such a great name for champagne-style sparkling wine (that isn’t actually from the province of Champagne).
I thought it would be a great name for non-alcoholic Champagne.
What makes this even funnier (for me, anyways) is that during my second year of teaching, I had a student named Shampagne. Seriously. Spelled that way and everything.
Her little sister was Femaley.
Cousin to Nosmoking
Smok, smok, lookit me, am rulebreaker.
Not to mention that they likely were going for House of ‘Ambrosia’; the mythical drink of the Gods…
Looks like all this store can afford to sell would be SHAMpagne.
Shampagne for my real friends, and real pagne for my sham friends!
Sham=Fake
They sell fake pain!
Sham=Fake
IT’S ALL A LIE!!!
They were drunk when they made the sign.
Just want to comment, this was my picture and its REAL. yes, house of ambrose is on Barham in Los Angeles, and this sign went up for a few days back in 2005. We lived down the street and took the pictures. It did only last a few days, though, and it was fixed. so its not a SHAM….
*pretend toasts Leah with real spirits*
Spirits!?
The POWER of CHRIST comPELLS YOU! *Holy water*
*whew* all better..
You may need a new toaster.
Obviously, it’s imitation champagne – SHAMpagne.
I’d rather have Sham-pagne than real pain…
what a sham.
No sex in the Shampagne Room.
O RLY!?
Shampagne? Must be the cheap stuff..
liquor in the front, poker in the rear…
champagne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends
3331 Barham Blvd, los angeles – check it out on google maps street view, spelled: Champagne
Shampoo?
It’s not a FAIL. They’re warning you it’s fake!
HA HA!
Okay, that was lame…
if its SHAM-pagne…does that mean that only the people who tuck their trackies into their white socks and shiny white runners(male) or wear pyjamas/neon pink velour tracksuits all the time(female) can order it???
IDK as long as you can drink it and get drunk!
they can’t spell?
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