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	<title>Comments on: Jump Fail</title>
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		<title>By: attorneys</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/01/15/jump-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-852506</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[attorneys]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Apr 2010 17:30:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[there&#039;s no way he could have made it across.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>there&#8217;s no way he could have made it across.</p>
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		<title>By: Interneta pieslēgums</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/01/15/jump-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-631332</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Interneta pieslēgums]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2009 03:21:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[LMAO!! XD]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>LMAO!! XD</p>
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		<title>By: alice hive</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/01/15/jump-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-360666</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[alice hive]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Apr 2009 17:52:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Damn it, it&#039;s gone.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Damn it, it&#8217;s gone.</p>
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		<title>By: kuda</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/01/15/jump-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-326771</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[kuda]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Mar 2009 02:19:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i bet she wont jump like that again lol]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i bet she wont jump like that again lol</p>
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		<title>By: joooo</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/01/15/jump-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-325151</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[joooo]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Mar 2009 22:56:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ich versteh&#039; das nicht.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ich versteh&#8217; das nicht.</p>
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		<title>By: miyu</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/01/15/jump-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-323853</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[miyu]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Mar 2009 15:33:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[what the hell? that&#039;s not funny at all!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>what the hell? that&#8217;s not funny at all!</p>
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		<title>By: Mike</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/01/15/jump-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-250840</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Mike]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jan 2009 15:10:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I hope she sacked him as soon as she recovered from that.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I hope she sacked him as soon as she recovered from that.</p>
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		<title>By: wtf</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/01/15/jump-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-248961</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[wtf]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jan 2009 08:48:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[That guy is a jackass, the girl was pretty, now she&#039;ll be ugly]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That guy is a jackass, the girl was pretty, now she&#8217;ll be ugly</p>
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		<title>By: CWR</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/01/15/jump-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-247936</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[CWR]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Jan 2009 13:12:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=11463#comment-247936</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[There&#039;s a wrong way? Are you part of the sanctioning body that creates these rules?

Can I...watch?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There&#8217;s a wrong way? Are you part of the sanctioning body that creates these rules?</p>
<p>Can I&#8230;watch?</p>
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		<title>By: Meeeee</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/01/15/jump-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-247311</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Meeeee]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Jan 2009 21:46:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Try to figure out what a said. [Hint: It&#039;s backwards] -taht gniod rof loof etelpomc a si ehS- &lt;--- Start here]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Try to figure out what a said. [Hint: It's backwards] -taht gniod rof loof etelpomc a si ehS- &lt;&#8212; Start here</p>
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		<title>By: Torian</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/01/15/jump-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-247272</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Torian]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Jan 2009 20:40:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Boom! Headshot!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Boom! Headshot!</p>
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		<title>By: BBoY</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/01/15/jump-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-246580</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[BBoY]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Jan 2009 03:16:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[toboggan fail. that&#039;s a crappy sled, not a toboggan]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>toboggan fail. that&#8217;s a crappy sled, not a toboggan</p>
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		<title>By: medicat</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/01/15/jump-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-246407</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[medicat]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2009 22:54:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am not part Irish and I approve this proposition upon a part of myself.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I am not part Irish and I approve this proposition upon a part of myself.</p>
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		<title>By: Pope</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/01/15/jump-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-246347</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Pope]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2009 21:35:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[That made my butthole pucker.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That made my butthole pucker.</p>
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		<title>By: Dan</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/01/15/jump-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-246331</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dan]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2009 21:24:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I love how you aren&#039;t smart enough to understand how nested threads work.

Clearly with one coming at 10:06 and the other at 10:04 it is quite reasonable to assume they were typed at nearly the same time.  With how these posts nest, you don&#039;t read all posts chronologically, but instead they are read by who they nest under.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I love how you aren&#8217;t smart enough to understand how nested threads work.</p>
<p>Clearly with one coming at 10:06 and the other at 10:04 it is quite reasonable to assume they were typed at nearly the same time.  With how these posts nest, you don&#8217;t read all posts chronologically, but instead they are read by who they nest under.</p>
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		<title>By: BondFan4518</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/01/15/jump-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-246310</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[BondFan4518]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2009 21:01:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Attention! Attention! Attention!
This Failblog Comment section has been contaminated with a troll.
This is no longer an open forum to discuss intelligent matters.
All comments are subject to eyebrow-raising mockery by imbeciles.
All comments are subject to unreadable replies.
Failure to meet approval of troll will result in unfounded ridicule and fantasy.
Those wishing to read a comment relevant to a particular fail should type their own.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Attention! Attention! Attention!<br />
This Failblog Comment section has been contaminated with a troll.<br />
This is no longer an open forum to discuss intelligent matters.<br />
All comments are subject to eyebrow-raising mockery by imbeciles.<br />
All comments are subject to unreadable replies.<br />
Failure to meet approval of troll will result in unfounded ridicule and fantasy.<br />
Those wishing to read a comment relevant to a particular fail should type their own.</p>
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		<title>By: Smith41</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/01/15/jump-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-246304</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Smith41]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2009 20:49:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[WTF?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>WTF?</p>
]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>By: blood13</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/01/15/jump-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-246299</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[blood13]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2009 20:38:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Romania.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Romania.</p>
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		<title>By: Daniel</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/01/15/jump-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-246152</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Daniel]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2009 18:52:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[T-shirt boy in that video needs to be beaten unconscious a few dozen times.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>T-shirt boy in that video needs to be beaten unconscious a few dozen times.</p>
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		<title>By: Blurry</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/01/15/jump-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-246029</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Blurry]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2009 17:53:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[** lurking in the shadow ** ..Nobody love scars.. now I can have her.. muwawawa]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>** lurking in the shadow ** ..Nobody love scars.. now I can have her.. muwawawa</p>
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		<title>By: BennyHarassi</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/01/15/jump-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-245837</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[BennyHarassi]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2009 15:17:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=11463#comment-245837</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[¿¿¿ʇɐɥʇ op sʎnb noʎ pʍoɥ ɐoɥʍ]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>¿¿¿ʇɐɥʇ op sʎnb noʎ pʍoɥ ɐoɥʍ</p>
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		<title>By: bluesilver</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/01/15/jump-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-245771</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[bluesilver]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2009 14:50:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[That looked painful. I hope that girl didn&#039;t break her nose or anything.
O.o]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That looked painful. I hope that girl didn&#8217;t break her nose or anything.<br />
O.o</p>
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		<title>By: Failed</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/01/15/jump-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-245752</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Failed]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2009 14:25:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Centro de Tradições Gaudérias]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Centro de Tradições Gaudérias</p>
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		<title>By: Loz</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/01/15/jump-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-245586</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Loz]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2009 11:26:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=11463#comment-245586</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Richard P. Feynman? *admires*]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Richard P. Feynman? *admires*</p>
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		<title>By: OMG</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/01/15/jump-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-245579</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[OMG]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2009 11:09:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Funking hell. what a mean thing to do]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Funking hell. what a mean thing to do</p>
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		<title>By: CWR</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/01/15/jump-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-245524</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[CWR]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2009 09:40:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey, it could&#039;ve been 2 years of marriage and 12 kids...]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey, it could&#8217;ve been 2 years of marriage and 12 kids&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Nae</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/01/15/jump-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-245503</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Nae]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2009 08:59:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[not]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>not</p>
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		<title>By: http://www.iranhome.blogfa.ir</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/01/15/jump-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-245497</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[http://www.iranhome.blogfa.ir]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2009 08:20:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=11463#comment-245497</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[thank you very much]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>thank you very much</p>
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		<title>By: czuhc</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/01/15/jump-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-245496</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[czuhc]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2009 08:16:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=11463#comment-245496</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Hetzelfde kan van jullie commentaren gezegd worden.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hetzelfde kan van jullie commentaren gezegd worden.</p>
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		<title>By: hartog</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/01/15/jump-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-245479</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[hartog]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2009 07:23:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=11463#comment-245479</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[ouch]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>ouch</p>
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		<title>By: Damage</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/01/15/jump-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-245475</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Damage]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2009 07:10:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[;O thats so sad D:, if i was her id grab my knife and beat the shit out of him, slice it up and then slice his mouth open, then make him eat it!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>;O thats so sad D:, if i was her id grab my knife and beat the shit out of him, slice it up and then slice his mouth open, then make him eat it!</p>
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		<title>By: Damage</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/01/15/jump-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-245471</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Damage]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2009 07:01:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[its in hsilgnE, if you can comprehend English you can easily
(well maybe not) comprehend hsilgnE...]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>its in hsilgnE, if you can comprehend English you can easily<br />
(well maybe not) comprehend hsilgnE&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: AaronJW</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/01/15/jump-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-245470</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[AaronJW]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2009 06:59:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I bet her face looks like  Marsha Brady&#039;s in that episode of Brady Bunch where her looks got destroyed by a stray football... I can&#039;t remeber if that was the one where Joe Namath made a guest appearance or not.... that is beside the point... MARSHA MARSHA MARSHA!!!!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I bet her face looks like  Marsha Brady&#8217;s in that episode of Brady Bunch where her looks got destroyed by a stray football&#8230; I can&#8217;t remeber if that was the one where Joe Namath made a guest appearance or not&#8230;. that is beside the point&#8230; MARSHA MARSHA MARSHA!!!!</p>
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		<title>By: P-Drizzle</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/01/15/jump-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-245465</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[P-Drizzle]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2009 06:41:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Attention! Attention ! Attention!
The Failblog Comment section has been taken over by chat room Nazis. 
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Attention! Attention ! Attention!<br />
The Failblog Comment section has been taken over by chat room Nazis.<br />
This is no longer an open forum to comment on a video or photograph.<br />
All comments are subject to correction of spelling and grammar.<br />
All comments are subject to approval of arrogant pricks.<br />
Failure to meet approval will result in ridicule and fantasy world threats.<br />
Those wishing to read a comment relevant to a particular fail are required to filter through extremely lame and boring correspondence.</p>
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		<title>By: kannadzuki</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/01/15/jump-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-245456</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[kannadzuki]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2009 06:00:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oh...I think we have the thyme for you to wax vherbal. ;)]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh&#8230;I think we have the thyme for you to wax vherbal. <img src='http://s1.wp.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: medica</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/01/15/jump-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-245438</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[medica]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2009 04:31:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[1=union (mystic);
4=elements (scientific).
1+4=2/3=666=(perfect 5th)=E
... I hope he was being symbolic.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>1=union (mystic);<br />
4=elements (scientific).<br />
1+4=2/3=666=(perfect 5th)=E<br />
&#8230; I hope he was being symbolic.</p>
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		<title>By: Avis</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/01/15/jump-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-245419</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Avis]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2009 03:46:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There seem to be a few other things she is incapable of saying! 
 Aqworium?  WTF?  How?  Why?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There seem to be a few other things she is incapable of saying!<br />
 Aqworium?  WTF?  How?  Why?</p>
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		<title>By: Avis</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/01/15/jump-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-245409</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Avis]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2009 03:25:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=11463#comment-245409</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#039;m gonna have to go see if this is on YouTube.  Your link keeps crashing my system.  I blame my nearly useless computer.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m gonna have to go see if this is on YouTube.  Your link keeps crashing my system.  I blame my nearly useless computer.</p>
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		<title>By: Dragonwriter</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/01/15/jump-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-245408</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dragonwriter]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2009 03:23:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oh...oh stop!!

&quot;Mars Capone&quot;....

Bwuaahahahahahaaaa.

I&#039;ve never watched her show, but now I&#039;m tempted to start.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh&#8230;oh stop!!</p>
<p>&#8220;Mars Capone&#8221;&#8230;.</p>
<p>Bwuaahahahahahaaaa.</p>
<p>I&#8217;ve never watched her show, but now I&#8217;m tempted to start.</p>
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		<title>By: TMI Service</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/01/15/jump-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-245405</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[TMI Service]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2009 03:16:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=11463#comment-245405</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[“I have now reigned about 50 years in victory or peace, beloved by my subjects, dreaded by my enemies, and respected by my allies.  Riches and honors, power and pleasure, have waited on my call, nor does any earthly blessing appear to have been wanting to my felicity.  In this situation, I have diligently numbered the days of pure and genuine happiness which have fallen to my lot.  They amount to fourteen.”  
~ Abd El-Rahman III of Spain, 960 C.E.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>“I have now reigned about 50 years in victory or peace, beloved by my subjects, dreaded by my enemies, and respected by my allies.  Riches and honors, power and pleasure, have waited on my call, nor does any earthly blessing appear to have been wanting to my felicity.  In this situation, I have diligently numbered the days of pure and genuine happiness which have fallen to my lot.  They amount to fourteen.”<br />
~ Abd El-Rahman III of Spain, 960 C.E.</p>
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		<title>By: Avis</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/01/15/jump-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-245396</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Avis]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2009 02:48:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=11463#comment-245396</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[*pouts*
My computer is being mean! I can&#039;t watch it!
But how on earth is ricotta a substitute for marzipan?  I could almost see it working in place of mascarpone, but marzipan?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>*pouts*<br />
My computer is being mean! I can&#8217;t watch it!<br />
But how on earth is ricotta a substitute for marzipan?  I could almost see it working in place of mascarpone, but marzipan?</p>
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		<title>By: GuyWithDogs</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/01/15/jump-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-245392</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[GuyWithDogs]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2009 02:43:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=11463#comment-245392</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[12 happy years. Actually been married for 19 ...]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>12 happy years. Actually been married for 19 &#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Dragonwriter</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/01/15/jump-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-245391</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dragonwriter]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2009 02:42:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=11463#comment-245391</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Oh. My. Gawd.

*is helpless with laughter*]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh. My. Gawd.</p>
<p>*is helpless with laughter*</p>
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		<title>By: dilettante</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/01/15/jump-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-245385</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[dilettante]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2009 02:23:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If Sandra Lee weren&#039;t such an incomprehensible retard, I wouldn&#039;t have gotten through the dark days of unemployment. Man, I love that stupid drunk.
Clicky for her incomparable Kwanzaa cake. This is the same episode she says ricotta cheese is a perfect substitute for marzipan.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If Sandra Lee weren&#8217;t such an incomprehensible retard, I wouldn&#8217;t have gotten through the dark days of unemployment. Man, I love that stupid drunk.<br />
Clicky for her incomparable Kwanzaa cake. This is the same episode she says ricotta cheese is a perfect substitute for marzipan.</p>
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		<title>By: David Bowman</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/01/15/jump-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-245383</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[David Bowman]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2009 02:20:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=11463#comment-245383</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[*dies*]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>*dies*</p>
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		<title>By: Mystraven</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/01/15/jump-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-245381</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Mystraven]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2009 02:16:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=11463#comment-245381</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[If you insist on using backwards text, then put the whole sentance backwards instead of just the individual words. It&#039;s more conductive to those of us who can actually read backwards.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you insist on using backwards text, then put the whole sentance backwards instead of just the individual words. It&#8217;s more conductive to those of us who can actually read backwards.</p>
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		<title>By: Avis</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/01/15/jump-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-245375</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Avis]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2009 02:12:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Send Rachael after Bobby please.  Better yet, drop her first, no soft landing for her.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Send Rachael after Bobby please.  Better yet, drop her first, no soft landing for her.</p>
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		<title>By: Dragonwriter</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/01/15/jump-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-245367</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dragonwriter]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2009 02:07:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=11463#comment-245367</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I love Mario. His food and his smile make me happy.

I want to drop Bobby Flay down a well, though.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I love Mario. His food and his smile make me happy.</p>
<p>I want to drop Bobby Flay down a well, though.</p>
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		<title>By: The argument</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/01/15/jump-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-245362</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[The argument]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2009 02:00:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=11463#comment-245362</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[*is confused*]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>*is confused*</p>
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		<title>By: dilettante</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/01/15/jump-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-245360</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[dilettante]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2009 01:58:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=11463#comment-245360</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[If the Mona Lisa wore orange crocs and a self-satisfied smirk. Oh, wait...]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If the Mona Lisa wore orange crocs and a self-satisfied smirk. Oh, wait&#8230;</p>
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