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Liaf tuo duol!!!
yhw era uoy gniklat sdrawkcab?
s’gnihtyrevE retteb !sdrawkcab
oN ti t’nis. Ti tsuj setacilpmoc sgniht.
‘tsrif’ yas t’ndid uoy ylikcul ho
deednI.
Roto Ruter likes to copy pasta things ahead of time to have something to vomit, I mean, throw up to be first in failure (and here has compounded the failure by failing to spell “Fail” backwards correctly).
*nway*
.liaf tnemniatretnE .eerga I
This thread is giving me Piers Anthony flashbacks from 17 years ago. *buys self cardigan and comfy slippers and yells at damn kids on lawn*
The curmudgeonry is totally unconvincing – but a cardigan is always a suitable wear and Anthony had some great titles!
It’s true, they were a big part of my seriously nerdy childhood. But I’ll only buy a cardigan if I move to the land of make-believe.
Now I have to go write stern, rambling letters to my local paper! (I’m a terrible curmudgeon.)
¿¿¿ʇɐɥʇ op sʎnb noʎ pʍoɥ ɐoɥʍ
…Could we have that in comprehensible English, please?
Broken Ruter has taste to copy things of you graze in front of the hour to have something to vomit, I mean, I send until is first in lack (and it has composed the lack here not being able to spell “fall the other way around” correctly).
Oh good god. THE MANGLED ENGLISH BURNS MY EYES!!!
*runs out of room, covering eyes*
If you see any Italian techno kids out there, tell them I didn’t understand their email.
Taken care of. Any other requests?
Thank you! None at the moment.
That’s fine, the jet lag’s wrecking me anyway.
BFF, if you haven’t already, go back and read what happened with that slap on the back you received on your birthday.
*snickers*
*shakes head* You two really ARE gonna give him a complex!
There’s a simple solution for that.
I’m afraid to ask.
complex/simple *stares*
*facepalm*
*snorkity*
its in hsilgnE, if you can comprehend English you can easily
(well maybe not) comprehend hsilgnE…
As much as I love copied pasta, I’m pretty sure that had I prepared this previously, there wouldn’t be a spellingfail. However, I can certainly understand how this would upset you, and sensorlee aplogise. I shud hav takin teh tiem to tipe porperly.
Yes, you should have.
FTW si pu htiw siht?
WTB adnik a emal div, OHMI. ylthgilS ynnuf ta tseb.
Fail, you are too far way down, it’s not funny down here anymore.
yrroS. yM dab.
yltsenoH hguoht, ti t’nsaw taht ynnuf pu ereht rehtie…
s’ti KO. ygolopA detpecca.
If you insist on using backwards text, then put the whole sentance backwards instead of just the individual words. It’s more conductive to those of us who can actually read backwards.
wow! how do you get the backwards b?
Quote: bash.org
or maybe qdb.us
-.-
but funny anyway
it was a fail on here a while ago, I believe.
Didn’t you know? He scanned a mirror.
I do that all the time when I need to see myself on the computer
I did that just to prove that I am the light.
Computer scanners don’t lie.
Are you also the way?
The milky way, judging by his handle.
Oh, ick!
roflwaffle.
That’s what I was about to say!
molto stupido
It’s a shame that spinoff didn’t fly on the Food Network.
you can’t spinoff a masterpiece like mario. it’s like trying to duplicate the mona lisa.
If the Mona Lisa wore orange crocs and a self-satisfied smirk. Oh, wait…
I love Mario. His food and his smile make me happy.
I want to drop Bobby Flay down a well, though.
Send Rachael after Bobby please. Better yet, drop her first, no soft landing for her.
If Sandra Lee weren’t such an incomprehensible retard, I wouldn’t have gotten through the dark days of unemployment. Man, I love that stupid drunk.
Clicky for her incomparable Kwanzaa cake. This is the same episode she says ricotta cheese is a perfect substitute for marzipan.
Oh. My. Gawd.
*is helpless with laughter*
*pouts*
My computer is being mean! I can’t watch it!
But how on earth is ricotta a substitute for marzipan? I could almost see it working in place of mascarpone, but marzipan?
Oh…oh stop!!
“Mars Capone”….
Bwuaahahahahahaaaa.
I’ve never watched her show, but now I’m tempted to start.
I’m gonna have to go see if this is on YouTube. Your link keeps crashing my system. I blame my nearly useless computer.
There seem to be a few other things she is incapable of saying!
Aqworium? WTF? How? Why?
Ich versteh’ das nicht.
White men can’t jump…
How can you tell from this video? Wasn’t that a woman?
Ok, then. White women can’t leapfrog… (I was really trying to start a thread with a movie theme, but it didn’t work).
lol…
Velvet, pun-runs and themed threads just sort of organically “happen”…you can’t really “make” them.
And it’s up to the rest of us to make them sustainable.
It’s symbiotic, really.
Yeah, but someone still has to start them. Ah, well. My sinuses hurt too much to really think today.
Aaaand then sometimes someone comes along and breaks them before they can really get off the ground.
*gives velvet a saline nasal wash and a heated face mask*
Thanks, dw. I’m trying to not knock things off my desk because my sinuses pound like a heartbeat when I bend down. And everything’s so bright and loud today.
Been hanging out with the Eckencar people?
She must be twitchy…
Don’t ever say the words “bend down” around DW.
Bad things happen.
I think you are mistaking me for someone else. Perhchance two someone elses.
Yeah and Lunchbox and ErickB haven’t been on today. It’s not nice to talk about them when they aren’t here.
You summoned me? What did someone bend over, and I missed it???
Were you to meet me on the street, my child, you would never recognize me, for I am the purest and holiest of holy sisters. Alas, FB is where I go to spread my wimple and fly…………
Something wrong with your Schnauzer?
My sinuses are really messed up today. So don’t Pinscher my nose or anything, OK?
We’ll whippet into shape, no worries.
damn you *shakes fist*
*does a little dance*
.
*flees*
*pointers and laughs*
It is with dogged determination that we search for more puns.
You have to be pugnacious in a pun run.
I think velvet needs to go back to bed. You get the chicken soup, and I’ll get Blue2th to pick her up and setter down on the bed.
Okey dokey, I’ll retrieve(r) the soup.
I’m trying to come up with some but I’ve lost my Shar Pei.
*Shepherd puts flee collar on B2TH*
Eeep!
Aw, thanks you guys! You’re the best! I’ll have to send you a gift Basset to show my gratitude.
Ok, just don’t hound us about it ok?
Dragonwriter, how did you do that?
You nested!!!!!!
O–M–G !!!
Feyn, it’s a trick a few of us know how to do. It’s all in the timing.
Because I am BADASS, Feyn!
I knew it!
*hides behind the back of his computer*
s-s-s-so s-s-s-s-s-scary
Dragon is Eco-friendly Feyn.
Carpooling into a thread just makes good sense.
It only works if the comment is “Eeep!”.
I hear a good saline spray will Whippet.
Whippet good!!!
Now there are two dragons.
There has to be a nest somewhere.
Nope, only one. And a wannabe.
Shall we introduce her to the TRIAL OF FIRE ?
Not the TRIAL OF FIRE?
She’s been trying for a while now. But we just can’t take her seriously.
No, the other TRIAL OF FIRE down the street.
You know, in that yellow building without windows.
Always smoke coming out of the chimney.
I feel I should point out that she’s younger than BFF. The difference is she acts her age. BFF acts like he’s MUCH older than he really is.
That happens alot when you’ve been in London for too long.
THAT…is not funny, Feyn. Not even a little. If you don’t want to get tossed in the troll cage, I suggest you refrain from such comments.
Maybe we then should not allow her to give it a try at the TRIAL OF FIRE, she most probably would die.
No such thing as “too long” when referring to time spent in London. I had a blast when I went 10 years ago.
*just realized that it WAS 10 years ago!*
*now feels old*
Yes, but when your school is surrounded by the Houses of Parliament, Big Ben and Westminster Abbey (literally surrounded), and your classmates talk like politicians, you do gradually speak like you’re double your age.
You really are right in the thick of it aren’t you?
I certainly am.
What do sinuses have to do with schnauzers?
It’s a phonic pun.
Schnoz = nose.
Schnoz(er) sounds like schnauzer.
I’m sorry, missed that pun.
I didn’t know about the English pronunciation, but thanks to you, dragonwriter, I will become a wise man in no time!
Who knows, you may even become a Feynman.
Richard P. Feynman? *admires*
Neither can white women!
GTFO
Thought it was a girl:O
I love how you completely missed what velvet said in reply to BondFan4518. Jump the gun much?
I love how you aren’t smart enough to understand how nested threads work.
Clearly with one coming at 10:06 and the other at 10:04 it is quite reasonable to assume they were typed at nearly the same time. With how these posts nest, you don’t read all posts chronologically, but instead they are read by who they nest under.
But…I thought YOU were…ah, whatever…
Oh no, dilly…! This is obviously a lovely person, can’t you tell?
Nope. Try again.
I think she’s masturbating wrong.
I guess you can say she went head on there…
APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE CLI-oh, my, excuse me…
What’s wrong with a kiss? We have all these possibilities before we stampede towards the cli…oh, my, excuse me.
Hiiiiiiiiii. What were we talking about? Kissing or something? I need a cigarette, excuse me…
There’s a wrong way? Are you part of the sanctioning body that creates these rules?
Can I…watch?
lulz…
Shes lucky she didn’t break her neck.
i think she did O.o
SHES can probably repair it if they’re not overstating their credentials.
I didn’t know Sacred Heart Elementary School had a neck!
Not after its jugular was needed for a quick graft.
They couldn’t keep recording for another 10 seconds so we could see how bad she was hurt?
Oh, she might have scratched up her face, lost a couple teeth, broken nose, and neck brace.
But I think they had to censor it because of what she did to him when she stood up…
face plant! ouch!
Foot desk!
Thumb tree! Yay!
klotefilmke
eerder kutfilmke ja
Hetzelfde kan van jullie commentaren gezegd worden.
Thats how I like my sex.
You must go to the hospital alot, then.
Not as much as I would like.
Over in 16 seconds?
No, hard on the facial area.
Just like Salvia divinorum: Bad trip soon to end.
I won’t sage this post, no worries.
Oh…I think we have the thyme for you to wax vherbal.
Does that mean you are a good little sub?
Eh, anything more that 13 and I start to cramp up.
*snort*
I think Ry might have something to say about that!
After 12 years of marriage and 2 kids, I trade sex for peace and quiet and/or sleep.
I thought it was 13 years a few fails ago…
November 1996, however long that is.
Mm… twelve years and a couple months. You should have done what my parents did and had a kid two months before getting married. Then remembering your anniversary is as easy as remembering your child’s age.
Yeah, that was almost the case except I was able to hold her off for 5 years. (barely)
Speaking of which, er… my birthday’s in nine days. *shrugs*
Happy 21st!!!! (again)
*laughs* Thank you, and one lower. The big year is next year…
Your 20?!?! Wow! Must be nice! Congrats
Her 20 what?
He’ll get it eventually!
*counts on fingers*
*takes off socks*
shit.
Did you step in some?
Shhhhhhh! I’m trying to concentrate!
Now I have to start over.
Bet that extra toe on each foot comes in handy right about now, doesn’t it?
It’s too soon to congratulate!
One will have bad luck the whole year if he/she gets congratulations too soon.
Sry, but I’m not sure.
If I start the sentence with an asexual “one”, does that mean that referring to it implicates using an “he” ?
Or do I have to keep on using “one”?
Ok, I give up.
New record! 17 seconds.
*checks stopwatch*
Nah uhhh…..17.524!
No rounding up!
He cant do better! He only has 17.524 fingers and toes so he cant give you the time more exactly.
12 happy years. Actually been married for 19 …
“I have now reigned about 50 years in victory or peace, beloved by my subjects, dreaded by my enemies, and respected by my allies. Riches and honors, power and pleasure, have waited on my call, nor does any earthly blessing appear to have been wanting to my felicity. In this situation, I have diligently numbered the days of pure and genuine happiness which have fallen to my lot. They amount to fourteen.”
~ Abd El-Rahman III of Spain, 960 C.E.
1=union (mystic);
4=elements (scientific).
1+4=2/3=666=(perfect 5th)=E
… I hope he was being symbolic.
Hey, it could’ve been 2 years of marriage and 12 kids…
What, missing the person completely and breaking your nose?
Yesterday, I told you how I jump on girl like a gecko.
Today, you can see how my sister jump on men when she’s in love.
She never mades a success because she’s a woman.
This is the reason why men must rape her. Like geckos do.
Seems reasonable.
Geckos are wise.
Ok,
1. Your name makes me hungry, so change it.
2. ‘mades’ is not a word.
3. Your a troll.
Ta Ta for now.
3. = You’re a troll
crap. I was this close.
Didn’t make it to eight seconds?
Nope, wish me better luck next time.
-giggles- Better luck next, Blue2thFairy! -stares-
The radical one.
Instead of wishing you better luck next time, he wishes good luck to the next Blue2thFairy as he plans to replace you. o.O
You better watch yourself!
Buh-bye Feyn.
I see your point. *rubs chin* hmmmmmmm
Well, you were trying to become me…
I figure’d I would try to become you!
Impossible, you would have to undertake years of training to become a Fairy. The fees are also exorbanent so I doubt you would be able to afford it seeing how you don’t have pockets and all.
The shadows provide…
Where do you think all those items go that people lose?
Erm… I always thought that the chinese build their houses of it?
I thought the couch ate those things?
The fees are WHAT??
I think the fees are permanent exorbitant so it wouldn’t be worth the effort waiting till the fees are not that high anymore
*sticks whole head in bukkit*
Christ-all-mighty.
Fast!
Your name!
Before Retaba notices!!!
It’s okay. Blue2th can borrow it…I know he’ll give it back.
yes.
Affirmation or positive contradiction?
Excuse me; perhaps I confused the argument.
*is confused*
“Oh, Son of a bitch…” must’ve been going through her mind when that guy ducked too low.
Probably the last time she’ll ever let a guy go down on her.
that guy is a tool. someone should faceplant HIM. with their KNEE.
Is he a SPANNER. Or a SCREWDRIVER?
No, he’s a man. A hammer would be a tool.
I didn’t realize that was a solo act.
Huh?
Cloral is now confused…
A little sulfuric acid should stabilize that.
*hypnotized*
Maybe he meant the hammer would need a nail?
So the man should nail the woman.
If they both need a screw, yes.
That happens alot in China!
I agree he’s a tool, that poor girl almost broke Right in Two.
A Schism in skull, so to speak.
Skulls for the Skull Throne?
That had to Sober her up quick.
funny
not
Your face belongs to the ground
The ground’s like a peeing furnace
lyrics I hope?
rope I hope?
Rope-a-dope?
Rub-a-dub?
3 men in a tub. (eww)
Mentally, I’m still a boy…
Glad I’m not part of that! -stares-
Nothing like footsie in a tub and not knowing from whom you’re receiving.
Um, yeah, “footsie”. *shifty*
I am not part Irish and I approve this proposition upon a part of myself.
Soap on a rope?
Replace ‘the ground’ with ‘Noxzema’ and you have something a classmate of mine said in fourth grade. “Your face belongs to Noxzema” was an ad campaign they were running at the time, and I think he was annoyed that it was stuck in his head.
Incidentally, now that someone’s asked me about it, I can stop repeating it.
I thought it was, “Let Noxema cream your face.” Funny, when I was 12 that seeme perfectly innocent…
Reaaaly old video.
It was like 47 minutes old when you posted this comment. You really need to be a bit more patient!
Everything old is new again.
haha eat some dirt!
Who’re you talking to? A worm?
All that’s missing is the woman making walrus grunts in agony. Anpu mocks her failed attempt.
Turn your volume up.
FITST!!!!!!!
OLD!!!!
last!
…And now the news. With the recent influx of trolls exclaiming ‘f*rst’, ‘s*cond’ and ‘l*st’, the troll cage has officially become full.
Well, dangit. Looks like we need to take a little trip to Trolls Я Us!
Look! They have tazer upgrades!
And booby traps!
I bought some of those. Didn’t catch any boobies though.
Hi guys! Clickie my name for a suggestion on how to deal with trolls. I thought it was funny… but then, I think LOTS of things are funny…
I *snorkity!*’ed!
Casey Kelp!
I almost died.
My god! It’s full of trolls!
*dies*
Look Dave, I can see you’re really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.
No dude, that was FUNNY.
There’s always room for one more.
Especially if you chop them up with a wood chipper first. They take up way less space that way.
But it’s much messier that way. And trolls smell even worse on the inside!
I’m sure if we pay somebody enough they’ll take care of the mess. We can even get a rubbermaid troll cage and shove it in a walk in freezer in the adjoining building. That’ll keep the smell down I bet.
Or what about fire? Do we have an incinerator? Aren’t trolls extremely intolerant to being flamed?
We have a Dragon. We don’t NEED an incinerator!
Ha! Indeed we do.
Grunt, grunt… Grunt? *Scurries under bridge*
You have two.
Sorry, wannabes don’t count.
*sprays troll repellent*
That should help. Like iguana skin and a butane lighter could fool anyone.
No.
We don’t.
Not until you have passed the TRIAL OF FIRE.
It’s not that easy sweetheart.
Yeah…it takes years of being seriously badass to establish dragon cred.
…then there’s the whole proving yourself to the group, bouncing a couple of trolls, etc,etc. It’s all very complicated. You can’t just put ‘Dragon’ in your name and expect to be taken seriously.
That is exactly what I was just going to do, seriously!
But you were the faster not-really-dragon
Not to put too fine a point on it, but you can’t just come here at all and expect to be taken seriously. It takes brains and humo(u)r. And we all floundered abit at the start.
No no, I salmoned.
Yeah, but when you do it it looks insulting.
*sigh*
Bukkit please!
“a bit”
Sorry, it’s in use.
Have I mentioned recently that I love you guys?
*hugs!*
Awwwe. *hugs*
*HUGS*
Sorry, it just had to be in caps!
Can I join in?
Of course.
*HUG!*
Geez guys, you’re starting to make my teeth hurt.
Ah, we’ll stop now.
*pats izzyboy on the back*
*walks away snickering*
What?
*glances at izzyboy’s back*
Pfft! Bwahahaha!
*walks away giggling*
*snert*
Hey! Who put that there!
*spins in circles trying to grab sign off back*
Alright, alright…I’ll chop ‘em up for ya. Avis makes a bigger mess than the wood chipper when she shreds them. Who’s got the ShamWow?
Does lizardgirl get the ax or not? Kinda sounds like y’all are going to cut her some slack.
Well, I aim for surgical precision.
And in the wannabe’s case, it’s more like pity than slack.
rofl, just found random troll comic, thought you guys might like it…
Clicky: http://www.darklegacycomics.com/51.html
Ha! Thansk for that Durg.
“I question ur sexual orientation…..”
Good stuff.
This particular nesting error is particularly perplexing.
Thansk = Russian for “Thanks”
*is perplexed*
I lol’d at Blue2thFairy’s name change
to Blue2thFatty earlier in this thread.
Not first
Not lately
Scorpioned !
Get over here!
My penis stuck in a escalator!
Sorry, nobody wants to buy your drugs here LOUIE!
Someone step on your ball, B2th?
Crap, I knew I was going to do that. Now my secret identity is exposed. How will you ever take my dirty jokes seriously? *sobs8
*comfort8
PS: has 2 balls
It wasn’t a secret from the 1st post, but I am overwhelmed with laughter by it nonetheless. Superb combo, Sister.
hahaha!!!!!
in your face bitch…
ON her face. Not in.
Common misspelling of “en face.”
IN her face would be a win, if you ask me… besides: “What’s the difference between like and love?”
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“spit and swallow”
OMG that would hurt
Common mis-spelling of mis-spelling: misspelling
Look it up, Chris. You’re doing it wrong.
That’s common in people named Chris.
The guy ducked just as she went over….and she landed on her head. She could have broken her neck. The guy was an idiot.
Well, it wouldn’t have been near as funny then now would it?
Not near as funny if… what? They all were naked? I’d have to disagree with you there.
That’s how Charlie Brown died. I can’t believe this fail is so insensitive.
Wait, that video isn’t funny, she got seriously hurt….
Wait… What?
No, CTG is right. She got seriously hurt, so that makes it Hilarious!!!
Well, she used to be cute.
Well, that was totally unfunny. I sure hope that dude got what he deserved.
No pussy? I’m banking on it.
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I bet her face looks like Marsha Brady’s in that episode of Brady Bunch where her looks got destroyed by a stray football… I can’t remeber if that was the one where Joe Namath made a guest appearance or not…. that is beside the point… MARSHA MARSHA MARSHA!!!!
;O thats so sad D:, if i was her id grab my knife and beat the shit out of him, slice it up and then slice his mouth open, then make him eat it!
ouch
thank you very much
Funking hell. what a mean thing to do
Centro de Tradições Gaudérias
That looked painful. I hope that girl didn’t break her nose or anything.
O.o
** lurking in the shadow ** ..Nobody love scars.. now I can have her.. muwawawa
T-shirt boy in that video needs to be beaten unconscious a few dozen times.
Romania.
WTF?
That made my butthole pucker.
toboggan fail. that’s a crappy sled, not a toboggan
Boom! Headshot!
Try to figure out what a said. [Hint: It's backwards] -taht gniod rof loof etelpomc a si ehS- <— Start here
That guy is a jackass, the girl was pretty, now she’ll be ugly
I hope she sacked him as soon as she recovered from that.
what the hell? that’s not funny at all!
i bet she wont jump like that again lol
Damn it, it’s gone.
LMAO!! XD
there’s no way he could have made it across.