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Snaaaaaaake!
2rd
lol funny how the snake doesnt scare him but the tiny lizard thing scared the hell out of him
well, you know, a snake in the hand just doesn’t turn some guys on as much as a lizzie on the dick
Be wary of Lizzie with the tin snips.
I’m more afraid of the Lizzie with the axe
Do you think she was Thin?
?? so lost on that one
That’s Dilly, Driving all the old men crazy.
She certainly does put the pedal to the metal.
But only when the boys are back in town.
Or waiting for an alibi.
Now that’s what I call Dedication.
I’d call it delectation.
I don’t think it was a lizard… I think the snake pooped! A definit ick.
What ever creature was on the table jumped onto the newscasters fly. It certainly LOOKED like a lizard.
2rd? Secord?
2rd? Secord? Or twird?
win?
fail?
draw?
paint?
sculpt?
*Draws a picture*
…. fail
*Draws a conclusion*
….finishes
*draws butter*
… yum!
Fatality?
*holds up his work*
It’s a horse!
Looks like a butterfly from here.
There’s no such thing as draw, only double fail.
badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom?
SNAAAAKE! SNAAAKE!
Oh, it’s a snake!!
no, it’s a badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger etc
IT’S A…mushroom mushroom mushroom mushroom mushroom. BADGER BADGER~
Snake! Respond, Snake! Snake? Snaaaaake!
I had no idea what that meant, so I googled it.
Now I have that @#$$^ thing stuck in my head.
I am going to hurt you.
Llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama duck
Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring, Bananaphone!
I will give it to you this once, but only because it’s your birthday.
peanut butter jelly time time time time
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone!
k-k-k-katy!
Like the turn of the century song!!
Here’s a llama, there’s a llama, and another little llama…
Fuzzy llama, funny llama. llama, llama, duck. . .
llama, llama, cheesecake, llama, tablet, brick, potato, llama. . .
MILK AND CERIAL, MILK AND CERIAL, MILK AND CERIAL, CERIAL AND MILK
You spelled Larice wrong.
Hello, Larice…
I was once a treehouse, I lived in a caaaake. But I never saw the way the orange slayed the rake.
Fuzzy llama, Funny llama…
I was once a treehouse, I lived in a cake, but i never found the way the [orange?] slayed the rake, i was only 3 days dead and i was out of luck, so i turned back from a llama back into a duck.
fuzzy lama funny lama
lama lama DUCK!
LLAMA!!!1!
Everyone loves magical Trevor, cause the tricks that he does are ever so cleaver, look at him now, dissapperaing a cow. Where is the cow? Hidden right now!
only in kenya got lions in tigers only in kenya forget norway
I go where I am needed.
There you are!
.
Hi! (waving)
Huh, what was that?!?
Huh, it was just a box…
!
Psst! Is it a holiday?
WUZZZZZZZZZ!!!
kayseeventos@yahoo.com
i remember when this happened, it was on my local news.
that cockroach gets around
*points antennae and sends telepathic message at the concept*
NO U
That’s it’s Last Resort papa fuzz.
*steals the apostrophe from Marius*
Fail reference win. xD
This guy must be yesterday’s reporter’s brother.
Or lover. Hmmm?
Hey! Leave my boyfriends alone!
He’s your boyfriend?
*looks for slugs*
I didn’t know French food was in at this time of the year.
A number between 2 and 5000000.
Pi.
A la code.
15.
Isn’t today your special day, BFF?
Happy birthday BFF
WOOOOT!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BFF!!!
Thanks, Judy. It is my special day today!
I’ve just turned 15!
*releases the balloons*
Happy Birthday BFF!
Very cool. I turned 31 today. You all make me feel like an old geezer.
Happy Birthday youngster!
*buys matt a cardigan and some sensible slippers*
*gives him a brochure from a minivan dealership*
*makes shuffleboard court in his backyard*
*turns down that dad-gummed music*
*watches him shout at damn kids on lawn*
*offers him a coupon for Polident*
happy birthday BFF!
Happy birthday BF!!!
lol, he said ‘BF’!
Yeah, that’s Lou’s second homosexual reference of the day… *worries*
Well, if you ever ditch me I know every other woman I may meet will pale in comparison with you.
So I would need to explore alternatives.
Finalmente, estás en casa. Date prisa y desnúdate; se me olvidó que te prometí hacer algo especial para ti…
(no voy a dejarte nunca- me gusta demasiado el amor de gatoperro…)
Happy B BFF!! May many cockroaches and lizards
surprise you in extra special ways.
Wow! Mookie a la Latin Lover.
Loufail scores.
What? I must need to work on my Spanish. I thought I was giving him a recipe for paella.
More like para ella.
Perdona la tardanza, tuve algún problema instalando la webcam
¿Ya puedes verme?
La luz es perfecta, como tu “vestuario”.
Si ves que se empaña mi imagen es que me estas calentando demasiado.
*wandering what a catdog could be…
you know…now that i think of it i havent seen any new comments from you loufail! where youve been?
*where have you been?* i meant
Learn to use quotations and italics correctly. I hate you.
Hate is such a strong emotion. Can’t you just dislike him with great enthusiasm?
With hate, all things are possible.
…as with the force.
May the -stares- be always at your back.
With a -stare- to steer it by.
You forgot to stare.
Happy BDay BFF! And thanks for all that hard work you do at the top of the page! *passes out the party hats*
Indeed, Happy Birthing Day BondFan4518!
Happy B’day BF!
*give BondFan a $500 dollar gift card*
It doesn’t count if you’ve already depleted the money available on the card.
SHHHHhhhh! Don’t ruin this joyous moment.
…That’s for later.
That is so sweet, but it converts to £4.
*chews the gift card*
I doesn’t taste sweet.
Give yourself a few years to ripen.
*stands in vineyard*
You’ll get a nice tannin that way.
Sure, but won’t Martha be a little put out?
If she does – won’t it just be a case of sour grapes?
Ah, she might wine and moan a little.
Sure, she’ll wine, even be a little cheesed off… but in the end, she’ll just keep it bottled up.
That’s just ‘cuz you told her to put a cork in it!
I hope she doesn’t ferment too long over it, she’ll end up bitter.
Happy Birthday to You BondFan4518! OH……those weren’t balloons, they were condoms filled with helium. * digs around in my purse * here’s one, no telling what surprizes these guys have planned for YOU
Awwww! you are soooo cute! Muuuuuahh!
* grabs BondFan and gives him a big sloppy kiss *
OohMY! come find me in 3-5 years OK?
*wipes face with handkerchief*
Hmmm…, I’ll think about it.
Uh oh, BF, that was the shamwow you picked up, not a handkerchief…we’re going to need to disinfect you STAT. Anybody have some Pine Whizz?????
*sets up four station decon corridor*
*dons Level-A suit* (clickie name)
Okey dokey, send ‘im through, we’re ready for cleaning!
Surprise!!!!
Oh my god. Has nobody learned not to hide in the closet for birthday surprises? He could have been doing ANYTHING
Did DGirl just come out of the closet?
She’s practicing for when she’s going to tell her parents. “Surprise!!!!” may not be the way to go with them, either.
Congratulations BFF!
Happy Birthday, BFF!
Happy Birthday BFF!
a verry happy birthday to you!
*Gets out party poppers*
WHOO!!
Airplane glue?!? He’s just a wee bairn!
お誕生日おめでとう。
ヘ(^_^ヘ)(ノ^_^)ノ
ありがとう！
*おじぎをする*
Hiya BFF, sorry to eaves drop…I can still read a little Hiragana (it’s been a long while since junior high!). What’s the pronounciation for ma with the “? If you don’t mind me asking, of course!
ありがとう！= arigatoo ! = thank you!
おじぎをする = ojigi o suru = make a bow
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Translation: “Thanks! I respectfully get jiggy with it.”
Cheers Fuzz
It was the ぎI couldn’t recall. I had a fab teacher, she used to tell us to practice writing our Hiragana with a finger on the shower wall. I still do it sometimes.
Happy birthday, BFF!! *is late as hell*
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BFF!
Thanks Bob!
*hugs and hands over acorns*
Happy Birthday!!
(and you’re not supposed to GIVE prezzies on your B-day, you’re supposed to GET them!)
come now Avis, he’s still a little young to get
… oh wait … you said, ‘prezzies’ … nvm
.
CONGRATS ON BEING BORN BFF-SAN
*confused*
What did you THINK I said?
Don’t ask!
um … how about … pretties … yeah, pretties — yeah, I thought you were saying he should get upstanding and well-mannered acquaintances who are considered pretty … but HA HA HA DISREGARD THAT AND THEIR LITTLE DOG TOO
What are you guys talking about?
*innocent look*
um … birfday munchkin kitties
*stares wide-eyed*
I…see…
I’ll be over in that corner if you need anything.
*goes off to wash eyes*
Happy Birthday,
Here, I brought you a hooker
*hands over hooker*
Um, it’s customary the hooker is ALIVE when you bring her…
Did he bring the DHB again? I told him to leave that thing at home!
*whispers*
I told you I would promote your Birthday for Free!
You didn’t have to pay me!
*shoves acorns back*
Now what am I going to do with all these acorns?
Oh, well.
*gives to the trolls*
mmm thnx for yummy treats!!!
*shoves most in mouth saves rest for later*
*begs BF for more*
*gives Troll mejrm some poisoned acorns*
(which will only kill the nasty Troll cells)
Eat up mejrm!
Your nest must be popular come Halloween!
Happy Birthday, BFF!
*gives BFF a brand-new tazer, complete with Anti-Troll technology and “Self-Taze Shield*
Aw, geez. Thanks dragon!
*hugs*
*HUG!*
Ooh, my first dragon hug!
But please mind where you *FOOOOOOM!!!*
*slaps BFF on the back*
Good show old man! Happy Birthday!
*walks away snickering*
Hey, tha-
Wait a minute, is there something on my back? Seriously, what did he put there?
*peers at BFF’s back*
Tsk. Honestly. “*FOOOM!* me”?? Silly Admiral!
Don’t worry, BFF…I wouldn’t do that.
*pats BFF reassuringly on the back*
*walks away snickering*
You two are gonna give that poor boy a complex you know.
*peers at BFF’s back*
“15th!”
You’ve been partying with the trolls, haven’t you? You’ll feel better in the morning.
*pats BFF pityingly on the back*
*walks away snickering*
*glances at BFF’s back*
“Photoshopped!!”?? Oh, now I’m sure that’s not true. Your pixels and shadows look just fine to me.
*pats BFF on the back in a comradely fashion*
*walks away snickering*
Have another!
*huggles*
Darn, I wanted to beat you to it! Happy B-Day!!!!!
you know the eyes kinda creepie… its always whatching me!
Happy 15th Birthday, BFF. *sniff* They grow up so fast
wait! i dont think i actually said happy b-day yet so…
HAPPY BIRTHDAT BondFan4518!
*steals T and loans mejrm a Y*
I hope everyone’s aware of the fact that BFF is an acronym meaning “best friends forever”.
Stop spoiling the fun!
That acronym stood for my name!
Happy Birthday BFF!
Happy Birthday, BF!!!
I was the first one to call you BFF. You keep wearing it proud!
I wear it like a medal.
Happy Birthday BFF
*hands over medal polish wrapped in a big bow*
I hope YOU are aware that BFF stands for Bondfan4518 at this particular site.
Happy birthday Yossarian. If you come to my office, I’ll start the paperwork to move the dead guy out of the tent.
He’s up a tree at the moment…I’m sure he’ll get back to you later about that.
Thats fine; I’m not in my office.
Oh, happy birthday I guess… Where is my present?
5000001
Agreed with BondFan4518 – are you sure this isn’t a weather forecaster?
lol omg
hahahahahahahahahaha =D
Old lulz but good lulz
Old lulz age like fine wine and BFF.
I beg your pardon?
(Psst…s/he said you are aging well. Because, you know…it’s your birthday.)
(Actually, she said old lulzage winos like you, because, you know, they’re drunk.)
creepy, are you trying to be Mookie?
What on earth was that? Heh.
he sounded like he was choking.
Yeah!!!
He makes the funniest noise ever, I could laugh about it for days!
im whatching you unit4!!!
ihm whatching yhou mhejrm!!!
ihm whacking yhou Bh2thhhh
Ihm… -stares-
Whack-a-pole?
Whack and the Beanstalk.
Elmer Fudds pet duck: Whack, Whack?
Knick-knack-paddy-whack.
Whackses sentimental.
Whack Attack
Mr Miyagi says, “Whacks on, Whacks off”.
I knew that wasn’t wax Daniel was using…Clever little asian man he is.
ihm whatching yhou Bluhe2thFhairy!!!
I’m watching you… Oh! A squirrel!!
That’s not just ANY squirrel, that’s a Skwerlly squirrel!!!
2st voter!!!
That’s odd. Counter must be acting off.
Toast voter?
Sourdough – Check!
Lol! I had sourdough toast with my lunch today!
Que miedooo!! buaaaa!! snif
You know what – I’d probably be even worse if I was hanging onto a snake and something completely different jumped on me and stuck.
I would not have been touching the snake, and I would have still lost my shit.
*hates snakes, reallyhatessnakes*
When I would visit family up north I would go out and catch these long-as-hell-snakes! I freaked the family members who cared about me out xD
We used to go looking for rattlesnakes…..brilliant, truly briliant.
And I’m moving (sooner or later) to a very snaky part of the country!! I haven’t figured out how to deal with it yet.
Trick is to distract em with something, then grab them at the base of the head! Gotta be quick though…
I like snakes…the non-venomous kind, anyway. My friends nicknamed me Medusa after the second time I got a snake caught in my hair.
um, ah, how did……nevermind, I don’t want to know.
I do!
Let’s just say I have a special talent with snakes.
*catches Mookie’s eye*
You can take that however you want, darlin’.
*is charmed*
“snake?” *raised eyebrow*
Their bites are annoying though, doesn’t stop bleeding for awhile
There are different types of snake saliva/ venom. Some include an anticoagulant (which is why it doesn’t stop bleeding for awhile). Some contain neurotoxins (which is why you can suffocate from paralysis of the diaphragm and be dead for awhile).
For awhile we paid no mind to the Asp. . .
With thy sharp teeth this knot intrinsicate
Of life at once untie: poor venomous fool
Be angry, and dispatch. O, couldst thou speak,
That I might hear thee call great Caesar ass
Unpolicied!
Your crown’s awry Dragon.
Dangit…that always happens when I’m in Egypt.
Speak softly, wake her not.
Oops, too late.
Too slow a messenger.
But I have quick, quick, good hands…
Oo.
*revives*
I would I had thy inches…
O, come apace, dispatch!
I partly feel thee.
-nods- I mostly find snakes with no venom, atleast I think so… I’m not dead yet.
You’re not fooling anyone, you know.
I feel happy!
*smoochity!*
*blushity!!*
Aww, gee, Thanks, Dragon!
*smooch!*
Lunchbox, today while I was at the grocery store, I saw two firefighters in full firefighting regalia walk in and pick up a handbasket. They made me think of you and what you’d just been through, so I stopped by the coffee shop inside the store and bought them both a coffee. They were somewhat surprised to be presented with coffee from a total stranger, but they seemed to like it.
Prolly helped that it was in the single-digit degrees outside today, too!
Dragon, I thank you again for your kindness and thoughtfulness. I knew I loved you for a plethora of reasons, and you’ve once again succeeded in adding to the list!
*SMOOOOOOOOOCH!!!!!*
Aww….
*has absolutely no desire whatsoever to touch a snake*
Of the scaled sort.
*bites tongue*
Wise decision.
Oh yes, I am wise in the teachings of Master Nowhenkeepmouthshut…..most of the times anyway.
Y’all are silly. Snakes feel really interesting to the touch, incredibly cool muscle and spine structure you can feel and watch working, and like people because they’re warm…kind of like cats, plus both creatures eat live rodents.
*shudders*
In all honesty I don’t KNOW why I’m so afraid of snakes. I just am.
They also REALLY like long hair. Trust me on this one.
*is glad that own hair is short*
REALLY glad!
I caught me a pregnant momma red lined garter snake a while back. She had me a mess of ovoviviparous babies. They were awesome cute. Like littel spears diving after the fishies in their terrarium.
I should probably stay away from them, then… *pets own waist-length hair* But Dilly is right, they feel really cool.
My favorite way to deal with them is a .44 magnum revolver loaded with shot shells.
I hate ‘em too.
Me with a gun is probably a bad, bad idea. Maybe I’ll just get a machete for when I’m on the property out there. A freakin’ BIG machete.
Cow-prod would work best. -stares-
Awwww.
*boop!*
Aw, come on! Are you gonna do that ALL the time?
-blinks- -rubs nose-
Hee! Not all the time.
Just every now and then, when you’re trying to be scary.
Whatta mean trying!? I am scary!
Awww! How cute!
Woops…um. Of COURSE you are. Silly me…I wasn’t thinking.
Invest in a pair of very, very sturdy hiking boots.
Already in the works. I will have to look into the cattle prod idea too. There are some ranchers nearby so I could talk to them about acquiring such an item.
But this is all at least 2 or 3 years away.
Mookie has a couple spares, I am sure she can loan you one.
That machete is a good idea, too. Just watch where you swing it!
A shepherd’s crook would be your best bet Avis. Just remember to keep the business end lower than your hands.
That took me a minute. I really am going to have to do SOMETHING when I move out there. I just hope we get a few dogs (trained in snake awareness, yes they really do that) or a few mean cats to keep down the rodent population. Keeping down the rodent population will go a long way in keeping the snakes at bay.
*wonders if Riki Tiki Tavi would make a good pet*
You missed an “l” there in the second brilliant.
What a funny correction! Humorous, yet gentle. I almost want to scroll all the way up to see who you’re correcting.
just like Indiana Jones!
just pretend its a rope
*winks*
That does not work outside of movies.
Wow, it’ opposite day for Madonna.
*ssssssssssssssssnake isla bonita
psh, those cynics are all liars…
Ok, you use a snake as a rope then!
Does that lizard have a man fetish?
it sounded like he was choking
What is it with black guys and small animals? I’m guessing they don’t go along very well… lol
you know how we’re is all competitive like and don’t mess with nothing with a pecker smaller than ours be
Samuel L. Jackson would have kicked that snake’s @ss.
But only if he was on a plane.
You should see how they are with dogs! LOL!
So this is the third video in a week that is years old.
STOP POSTING OLD CRAP.
Failblog fails!!!!!!
FailBlog posts what the users (that would be all of us) vote on. And, all posts are user submitted. So get over it you big baby!
“It’s K-K-K-Ken c-c-c-coming to c-c-c-complain!”
Oooohhhh. I see.
d-d-d-duck!
Oh, come on!
*waits for someone to get the movie reference*
VOLARE!!!!
ROFL!!!
Oh, you got a full-fledged belly-laugh with that one, my admirable Admiral!
Seems a certain fish should be up for that.
Let’s call this one lunch.
Fish Called Wanda ftw. I <3 that movie.
*is c-c-c-confused*
C-C-C-C-C-C-Combo Breaker!!!!!
So the old fails are gonna m-m-meet with an accident, eh, K-K-Ken?
Asshooooooooooooole
I swear the above comments weren’t there when I posted this. *feels like a total loser now*
Also it appears that this fail got just one vote. What’s with that?
*snorkity!!*
I think I might start calling you Casey Kelp
we’re is all competitive like and don’t mess with nothing with a pecker smaller than ours be
damn nesting failure makes no sence out of contexts
LOoOL
listen when he say WTF……. lololol
LMAO, I must have seen this a hundred times and it still makes me raf.
Good stuff.
This video, or just small creatures freaking people out?
yes
Yes.
Echo
Are we in a cave?
No, just a tube.
Oops! Getting clogged up! Someone send a lottery ball to clear it out!
please be 21, please be 21, please be 21
^ – The prayer I said when I awoke this morning.
-_- How did you know my age!?
It’s right here on your Greencard.
*shows Greencard*
I… I don’t understand… Why would I need that?
I’m not sure how to tell you this so I’m just going to come out and say it….son, your an alien.
My brothers tried to tell me I was an alien when I was little so I would run away from home. I found out later that 3rd nipples are more common than they led me to believe.
Just be glad you didn’t get an extra boob with that nipple. Remember the girl from Total Recall? *shivers*
Yeah, but you still would have been burned at the stake as a witch a few hundred years ago.
Having a MOLE would have gotten you hung in the 1200’s. They thought any “blemish” was a “nipple” third, fourth, however may you had!
Her chances would improve by not sleeping with the Reverend.
That was a truly beautiful noise… hm hehkh k-khkh, kh-mmf, WHAT-DE-F—
Masterful.
I laughing so hard, I’m crying…omg, breath, omg, breath. I think it’s impossible to mimic the sounds that man makes using a keyboard….lol
Nonsense. That there is a spittin’ image of those sounds.
Ha!
anamanapia for the win!
*facepalm*
Phonics for the fail!
“Let’s see how long it is. Hold it out”
That’s what she said! lmfao! I couldn’t resist it.
leggo my gecko?
nice
(though technically what we have here is a gecko-on-leggo)
Here lizard, lizard, lizard.
When I see a nice girl, I jump on her like the gecko.
Are you insured for that?
Me, yes. Her, no.
*stares at SrrslySrry*
*turns around and walks away*
*Just smiles cutely*
*psst* BurgerKing…here comes Avis. She’s a nice girl.
*look at Avis*
…
…
…
Jump!
*flies out of range* Not a chance kiddo, not a chance.
*dive bombs norm with flock of tiny feathered friends*
Don’t do that, really, don’t.
Sorry, Avis. It won’t happen again.
Jeez, did y’all see that. She took his head clean off.
Damn little birds scared the shit out me too.
Well, I’M not cleaning that up.
*hands norm the bukkit and the ShamWow*
Hey! quit giving away all the ShamWow!(s) These things don’t grow on trees ya know.
Nope. They’re made by the Germans, so you know it’s quality stuff!
.
Anyone seen his NEW commercial for the palm-slicer? Just as creepy!
Palm-slicer? Dare I ask?
Stupid little chopper gizmo… it’s got a cup the food goes into, and a push handle on the top that brings the blades down. Another “quality” product…
Ohmigawd…my mum had one of those in the 70s.
Oh hell, my friend’s mother has one of those! Last time I was at her house I was asked to help prepare a meal. She handed me one of those. I can attest that they DO NOT WORK!
Sorry, I can not resist giving a click my name comment here. Maybe I’m just over tired, but I can not stop laughing at this commercial.
Would someone kindly pass me the Brano?? I need some mental cleansing after seeing that again!
“My life is boring because of my tuna.”
And I believe this retarded “invention” is called the SlapChop.
BWUAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!
Omg…that was priceless. Thank you, Marius.
Is it just me or does Vince there look ten years older in the Slapchop commercial than he does in the ShamWow commercial?
“You’re gonna love my nuts.”
(call now)
That Vince guy reminds me of the manager in the cinema in Ghost World.
(It’s not OPTIONAL!)
No, but I’d rather not see it. I have a problem with cronic Infomercial purchases. On the bright side my ass and abs have never been tighter, I never have to buy razors again and I can lay caulk faster than the wind.
Um. Just how fast is your wind?
Slightly slower than the speed of dark.
Forecast for tomorrow, widespread light followed by darkness.
*vows to not stand behind Blue2th tomorrow*
*sigh*
Damn…these things really do smell bad on the inside. Once again, I learn a lesson the hard way.
*roosts with her flock on a branch above norm, while he cleans up*
*overseas the entire thing, grinning cynically*
MAN!…what a job. Glad that’s done. Well, if you’re going to play, I guess you got to pay. B2th, here’s your ShamWow back. Uhhh…you might want to rinse it out be for you…well, you know.
be for? *before*
What’s this ‘b’ for?
It’s actually a backwards ‘d’.
OOoooohhh – how did you make that backwards ‘d’???
Well…you ARE overseas, after all.
I had my socks on backwards.
That’s outa the norm.
ba-dum-tish
Well, don’t forget to wrap your Whopper.
mmmmmmmmm hot apple pie.
It’s cherry. Despite what Ryannon says.
Pfffft, why would I want a cherry pie with no cherries in it?
I know where we can get a cherry. *flips B2th over*
Get your cherry pick’n hands off me woman!
That’s not my hand, cowboy.
Oh, guess it’s ok then.
*envisions Brokeback Mountain action*
ROFL Snort. Mookie tricked me!
*plans revenge*
Put him and the weatherman together and you’d have quite a team!
Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone’s neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what is that thing.
I saw this live when it happened a few years ago. It is as funny now as it was then. With one added extra feature: since it was live all of the cussing was not bleeped out. Win!
I assume you are from Dallas then, which part?
Grew up in Irving. In Abilene now.
I actually grew up about a mile away from the police officer who tasered himself. Yes!
WIN!
Funny,
I grew up in Abilene (DAFB) and moved to McKinney (I work in Irving) small world.
Hmm, small world indeed.
At least you were smart enough to get OUT of Abilene. I meant to come here only for college (ACU) and then go back to DFW, but I was sucked in by a vortex.
I didn’t have a choice when I moved, both my parents at the time were in the AirForce and we were sent to Grand Forks ND for 5 years. Ugh. You think Abilene is bad.
High temp tomorrow at Grand Forks AFB will be -8.
Yeah, I don’t miss that place…..at all. It’s even too cold for the f*cking buffalo for crying out loud.
I’m not surprised. Who would copulate in such freezing weather?
*shrugs* What else can ya do?
It’s how we in the colder climates stay warm.
I wanted to be a weatherman when I lived there:
“Now lets go to Bob with weather”
“Thanks Sally, the forcast is….cold. very cold. Back to you Sally”
That’s the opposite of the weatherman in San Diego.
“The forecast for this week is… nice. Back to you!”
leapin lizards!
lolol* — just 9 more and we’ll have 10 lizards a leaping
___
*li’l orphan laughing out loud
*laconic otter lazing on lotuses
What’s THAT got to do with Annie thing?
Aw, Fuzz, that was a hard knock.
Just don’t go runnin’ to Daddy. He’s busy carrying a buck home on his bike.
FINE. I’ll cry about it tomorrow.
I wouldn’t bet my bottom dollar on that.
I would beat that bottom for a dollar.
Fail++
His reaction was strange
hahaha funniest thing i have seen in ages
When a girl touch me, I jump and say strange sounds just like him!!!!
Forrest Gump? Is that you?
Stupid is as stupid does.
hi alex!
*looks furtively*
Who?
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V Next post. Though you’d think they’d figure out how to reply to each other…
hi jenny!
hmmmm, how old is it..
when the dinosaurs ruled the world…
Hey everyone! We’ve got a creationist here!
This really brightened up my morning
!
Dude…that made me LOL so hard it’s more like WIN than FAIL XD
Look at the f***ing SIZE of that MONSTER! Sheer luck it didn’t bite that poor guy’s head off.
black newscasters are taking a masculinity hit this week
The clip is now four or five years old and was featured on an NBC blooper special. Leno even played it a few times. And on the morning he and Katie Couric switched jobs, Leno made fun of him. Michael Scott has long departed from the station, and the weather lady he worked with got sacked last year.
Dude, that has got to suck if that is your job!
epic reaction XD
that was on my local station actually,
im pretty sure i saw this when it happened
There’s only one thing that can solve this problem- it’s time to bring in the Truckasaurus Rex…
He’s not as bad as the weatherman…
All of God’s creatures have
Two legs or four;
Satan’s are those
With fewer or more.
You need to get out more.
So butterflies are Satanic?
Last.
Not any more!
Maybe he was commenting on his chances of getting laid in a room full of women, and he was the “last” man on earth.
my roflcopter just landed on my roflwaffel via my lolerskates
EPIC LOLLL!!!!!!!!!! G-G-G-G-Get this thing off me!!!! LOLLLL
I could watch this over and over again all day and it’s never any less funny.
jajaja WTF!!! poor guy!
Behold! The worlds only electrical lizard!
There’s a story to tell your grandkids…”I once saw a man get tackled by a gecko!”
he almost sounded like quagmire for a second….gggggggggggggiggggity
wtf? earlier today, this vid was of that weatherman who saw a bug and freaked out…. wtf?
Totally did not expect that lol. I thought the snake was gonna bite him then all of a sudden ! lol
Jeez, overreact much? Guy sounded like he was starting to choke.
pocka pockapuh.. what the fuh!!!
i love the choking sound he makes. priceless.
“why yes, I’d love to help you display the size of this native poisonous snake with no safety gear o-OHHOLYSHITWHATTHEFUCK A GECKO GET IT OFF!!! *panic* *flail*
XD made my day.
Did NOT see that coming.
This is the best clip I’ve ever seen. His reaction is so priceless.
he waz like KK KKKK CHKKKKK KKKKKKKK wat the KCCCCK
Damn Rofl.
khkhkh What the..!?
;DD
the lizard is going to kill you!!
Awe, gee, dad, does that mean these tentacles AREN’T just extra hands?