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meine shorts…
…du arsch
affenkopf.
ganz toll!
leckt mich doch an meinen shorts…
Guys, stop the german insults. To those who don’t understand german it’s just a waste of space, to those who do understand (me), it’s filth.
Also, ich finds ja ganz lustig.
ich auch. (me too)
Ich nicht, du dreckiger Kerl !
numa numa!
Win ^
It’s just a waste of space.
germans are so primitive and rude…
NO?
Gesundheit im Kindergarten mit Dachshunds!
Germans aren’t always bad dude.
It’s Dachshund.
But noone ever says “Dachshund”, the most common word for it is “Dackel”
Ouh, sicher? Ich meine das “Dachshund” die am meisten
verwendete Version ist.
Dackel heißt im Englischem “Dachshund” und in der Mehrzahl
ist es “Dachshunds”, falsch war es aufjedenfall also nicht.
Ich habe die drei Wörter nur genannt, weil die mir bei sowas
immer am ehesten einfallen.
Check out Wikipedia as well. (Name is URL)
Achso…richtig, von der Warte her hab ich das garnicht gesehen^^.
Ich hab vermutet, dass das jetzt wieder deutsch sein soll, halt mit Worten, die auch ins Englische übernommen wurden.
So hast du natürlich recht.
(was ist mit Doppelganger, Rucksack und Poltergeist?)
Stimmt, Doppelgänger und Poltergeist kannte ich auch,
.
dass der Rucksack auch übernommen ist mir neu,
man lernt nie aus
Rucksack gibt es ja glaub ich sogar als backpack, wenn ich mich nicht irre, aber aus irgendeinem Grund wurde das wohl übernommen.
So, und jetzt reden wir mal brav englisch weiter, damit wir hier nicht alle anderen bösartigerweise ausschließen.
Nur eine Sache noch:
Donaudampfschiffskapitänsmützenständerschreinerwerkzeugherstellermanagementbesprechungsraumputzfrauendienstanwärtergattin.
So, und jetzt reden wir mal brav englisch weiter, damit wir hier nicht alle anderen bösartigerweise ausschließen.
Danke, gerne.
Eine Kleine Nachtmusik.
Sorry, just wanted to participate.
Eine Bier, por favor…
Noch a bier, biddschön!
Iros a tomar por culo.
*Idos*, cabrón.
der Dachshund | die Dachshunde (mit E)
und nicht:
der Dachshund | die Dachshunds (mit S)
aber:
one dachshund | two (or even more) dachshunds.
das is der sinn dahinter
Warum péché dahinter?
Dachshunds ist Englisch. Das kommt aus dem ersten
.
Weltkrieg, da haben irgendwelche lustige Soldaten wohl ein
paar Deutsche Wörter aufgeschnappt
Ich kann euch verstehen, was sagst du? Ich kann Deutsch sprechen, oh warten
Weil péché dahinterkommen.
ficken?
ich fand auch lustig
funy, to
Eine Kleine Nachtmusik.
Weinershnitzel judenmeyer schizm!- How is that German for ya?
That’s true. I first read the word “dachshund” in a Calvin and Hobbes
strip (english issue) and had to look it up.
Now that’s national profiling, and I resent it!
DUDE i’m german and that is seriously offensive sck
im 1/4 german SO SHUT UR EFFIN A**
Kartoffeln sind köstlich!
If you noticed, it said CALIFORNIA pine whizz. It’s just Arnold’s piss with a fresh pine scent. Feel the Terminator.
I’ll be back…. with more PINE WHIZZ!!!
NINETEENTH!
BIRTHDAY!
check this out
http://www.myspace.com/simpledelivery
xx
No.
request fail
second who writes first
second
Turd ^
^Punchbowl^
*tazetazetazetazetazetazetazetazetazetazetazetazetazetazetazetaze
tazetazetazetazetazetazetazetazetazetazetazetazetazetazetazetaze*
Who wants to be the first to drink Pine Whizz? Drained from the freshest pines in the woods. NO WONDER, it came from California. Enough Said!!!
I’m pretty happy with Maple’s Whizz. I’d give it a go…
I think sck above was attempting to claim that right.
Doesn’t sell as well as the Fine Jizz.
Nah, that stuff is too foamy.
And tastes like Dr. Pepper..
actually it tastes like a piss from someone that drank Dr. Pepper
And Dr. Pepper tastes like the piss from someone who drank a real soda.
and you all know this because????
‘Cause Wikipedia says so!
Its not as fun as a Wine Quiz.
This pic is deffo Lulzworthy… on that note, I’m starting to build up a thirst.
Wow! I’m feeling thirsty just thinking about that great tasting Pine Whizz!
Surest sign that those aquifers are in trouble…
Is that one at the back a little cloudy?
That’s the albumin fortified version for athletes.
help the german – i don’t get it. is it funny because you can’t drink pines?
It’s funny because their last product was Pine Nuts.
whizz heisst pissen…
aaaah ok, den begriff kannte ich noch nicht… dirty dirty words!
i’d imagine a good few jokes on this site would be hard for a german to understand…i coul make a “lack of humour” joke here, but that’s not what I’m aiming at…swear!
So far I understood every single one I think.
But I sometimes have look up some words that appear in the comments.
There were days when you got your head shaved and a noose around the nek for helping Germans.
outch!
Sorry, but it was just too tempting. All is forgiven now.
…Which does NOT go for you Scandinavians, should there be any! We in the low lands will never forget the raping and pillaging!
If you can remember the raping and pillaging you must be at least seventy!
Fun times, fun times.
Seventy? I’m talking 10th century here (Vikings).
hahaha, somone missed history in school…
The Viking times are almost as good as cavemen times. Back when men weren’t afraid to take what they wanted, society be damned!
So, you admire a man who takes what he wants?
*plots*
Of course, as long as he doesn’t apologize for it after.
You’re welcome.
The good old days, when men were men and sheep were scared.
That only applies to Scotland.
(Or was it Wales?)
wine piss
What is it really? I’ve never heard of that drink before.
I’m ASSUMING it’s something like Mountain Dew. Or Pine-Sol.
Quenches your thirst, and then cleans the toilet.
Better than quenching your thirst from the toilet.
Each fridge pack comes with a disposable toilet brush.
OMG ROFLMAO.
If I get fired because my boss is sitting behind me wondering what I’m laughing at,
I’m blaming you Mookie. How can my lawyers contact you again?
This is a soda that I am guessing is from south africa, I am not sure but they have it at shoprite in mozambique, and shoprite is a SA chain grocery store. It is just basically pineapple soda……i found it pretty funny my own self though
the “California” brand soda also has something (I have never tried it) but i guess it is supposed to be like a dr pepper or coke, but it is called Iron Soda, they also have a toxic green colored cream soda…mmmm
Its a South African local cheap soda brand.
Its imitation Fanta Pinenut….its kinda gross
Imperial Thought for the Day:
“The known is but the shadow of the knowable.”
hehe shadows… -stares-
dude thats an awesome statement
If Pine Whizz looks like pine whizz,
why doesn’t Cheese Whizz look like cheese whizz?
*ponders*
Because Abe Lincoln is BatZorro.
… and why doesn’t Gee Whizz look like “g” “p”?
Where’s my computer whiz?
*Is off to see the whiz-ard*
*whizz-les while he works*
*loads up craker with Cheese-Whizz*
*grants three whizzes*
*whizz-les past the graveyard*
… gettin’ busy with a software installation whizzard.
Hey mookie!
Shizzle my whizzle!
Pine Whizz: So your kidneys don’t have to work that hard.
The beverage is manufactured in the KwaZulu Natal province of South Africa, and, you will be relieved to know, it has been ceritified as halaal (the Muslim equivalent of kosher … so it probably contains four kinds of locusts).
Pine Whizz: The perfect way to wash down that Girl Scout.
I’m glad to see you’ve moved on from your Brownie fixation, but replacing one addiction with another is not really progress.
*Throws methadon in the garbage*
*Goes back to square H*
By the makers of “Pre-Chewed Food”
…and Mountain Poo.
this looks like something the roach fearing weather man would enjoy after a long hot day of watching his boyfriend mow the lawn gets him all hot n bothered.
The taste is midway between Retsina and PineSol
You know when I want a refreshing beverage, I want it to taste like PINE!
If I wanted a refreshing beverage, I want it to taste like California!
If I wanted a refreshing beverage, I want it to taste like…… piss?
Damit! Forgot to change my name back. TS19 is going to kill me….
*runs and hides*
For a moment there I thoguht that TS19 was your twin brother or he was the parallel universe account of yourself
Maybe…..it…..was…..*shifty eyes*
*que Twilight Zone music*
Check your messages, you fairy.
*removes ‘q’ and silently installs backup ‘c’.
I’ve got your back, man. *grabs B2th’s posterior*
ooooooo! , alittle frisky in the morning are we?
It would be a shame to waste that. *points*
Agreed. *does the “helicopter”*
Wow, that’s neat. But we’ll need a third if we’re going to do that Eiffel Tower thing.
*looks for Dana*
Damn, she’s at work….pity.
Wow, I didn’t realize Dana had a penis. That explains a lot.
rofl.
Well, you two, since there’s no Dana, maybe I can offer my services?
EEP!
*flees*
i like helicopters
Not going to kill you, just… *rrrrRRRIPs the name off you like a waxing strip*
*yawn*
Morn’n
*goes to take a whizz*
*lifts the seat*
Thanks but, I got it covered.
A ‘pine’ whizz?
So, what is one supposed to do with this product? Drink it? gag! Clean the floor with it? gross! What? What I say!
What’s so strange about it? It’s a very popular drink.
So was “Squirt” in it’s day.
Things like “Squirt” and “Whizz” do not go into my mouth. Period. Consumption fail.
That was kinda my point.
My step-mothers favorite mixed drink is Squirt & bourbon. Case closed.
*sneaks an apostrophe to Avis*
The California Logging Industry announced today that it has found another method of utilizing every last bit of the trees it harvests. Pine Whizz, a refreshing beverage, will be on sale soon in a store near you.
.
In other news, the Porta-potties on many local forests have strangely disappeared lately, more at 11.
And later, what may really be in your “maple syrup”. Stay tuned.
All the benefits of Red Bull, without the shameful facade that it isn’t urine!
WIN!
last!
You’re really not getting it, are you?
nope
*feels sad for sck* Really not getting any at all?
Just to prove sck wrong.
at least i was last for a while
It seems that your “while” has dissapeared in to the ether.
*plays twilight music that B2th vued up earlier*
*removes “v” and replaces it with a “c”*
uuuh… yeah sure i guess ill drink that…
*takes a sip*
hey! its not that bad after you get over that after taste!
Damn right that’s unappetizing. I mean really, California Pine Whizz? Everybody knows the freshest, purest Pine Whizz comes from the verdant hills of the great Republic of Cascadia.
I’m guessing a generic Mountain Dew brand naming fail is going on here…
Well we got to give them one thing – they got the color right for whizz.
The fact that it’s yellow and makes no other flavor reference…
I really wonder what the secret ingredient could be??
you spelled ‘Num num’ wrong.
whoops, meant ‘nom nom’
I thought Pine Whizz was once some cleaning detergent? Or there may have been something similar by name.
no that’s pine sizz
pine snizz? Maybe it’s hiding a California pine snuke?
Zen Panda Sez Hai
Maybe i should take a picture of your German “Insults” and put them on Failblog. Get off the internawebz, 12 year olds.
that stuff’s not actually that bad
Bottled with pride by the Pine family
hm, does not appear appetizing whatsoever.
MMMMMM… SOUNDS APPETIZING HUH.
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Boy, you’re getting might wordy there. Would you please keep it brief, concise, and to the point?!
(night all, Happy failing! See ya tomorrow!)
tl;dr.
buyonegetonefresh
whats the fail?
Its pine WIZZ…which is sometimes used for another word for pee…
….yum….
yucky!