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Zorro disguised himself as Batman so no-one would suspect he was Zorro. Disguise win!
But he is really SPIDERMAN.
*GASP*
No, BatZorro is like the Predator and has taken Spiderman’s head as a trophy. You actually hang that from his utility belt.
Utility belt? There is no belt or any clothing on that disguise on the waist or below.
Holy figurines Loufail! So we have the upper half of BatZorro being haunted by the severed head of Spiderman? This is one of the scariest toys ever.
You also have the lower half of BatZorro. That half is naked. Not sure if this makes for you the whole thing scarier or more interesting.
Is the severed head for decencies sake then? It’s like some nightmarish codpiece?
The severed head can be used as a potato.
Now we’re talking.
This is a toy WIN!
what will be used as the curtains?
BatZorro’s cape!
It seems the potato doesn’t have a cape, though.
It comes with a ShamWow to wipe it clean afterwards.
And with a bear hook hanger to hang the cape.
Okay, I’m new to Failblog and ICHC, can someone please explain to me why ShamWow keeps popping up in conversations? What is it, exactly?
It’s a towel-like thing. There are commercials for it everywhere.
I just don’t get why someone would put the word “sham” into a product they would want to sell.
Shamwow is supposedly this towel that cleans up *anything and everything*, and has this douchebag of a guy on TV ads that demonstrates its *power*
I’m still gonna say it’s a waste of money…
1. ShamWow keeps popping up in conversations because potato and ham is a popular meal here.
2- ShamWow is, exactly, “Is this ham, Wow!” in lolcat speak.
Actually [begin douche] Sham in ShamWow is for chamois, or shammy, which is a fancy french word for rag. The material, though, is fucking fantastic. It really does soak up all that stuff. Plus, the TV add (minus s&h) is a good deal, given the production costs of the divers’ towels. So in short – it’s actually a bitchin’ product with a terrible commercial.
I am in no way affiliated with ShamWow.
[/douche]
ShamWow because it’s a fancy chamois (pronounced ’shammy’) cloth.
Well, the word “sham” greatly increased the sales for poo.
It made rock come across a lot softer and nobody would drink pagner without the sham.
You’re gonna spend $20 a month on paper towels anyway.
Good lord…you spend twenty bucks a month on paper towels??
Buy a dishcloth and wash it from time to time. Buy two! They don’t cost anything near twenty bucks.
…I…I’m sorry I asked….
The Germans made it so you know its good’
penis!!!
unpenis?
penis!
*gives k-k-k-katy a penis* I know its not a potato but have fun.
Wait a minute… that’s not k-k-k-katy…
Noop…she has her very own impostor!! Wheee!
Narrow commenting FAIL.
This guy is deeper undercover than Keyser Soze!
*gasp* maybe they’re secretly wroking together in the Marvel comics…
your so not funny holy shit
Random fact, Zorro was the inspiration for Batman…
wat
ahahahaha batman?!
No, It’s Zorro 200, can’t you see?
What happened to the other 199?
They’re out there. . . . . .waiting.
Wait….for the…
*SQUEEZE!!!*
Heee!
nop the potatoes and btw zorro 199 just happens to be billy mays
How exactly does one “nop” a potato?
I think it means cutting away the eyes.
Spiderman? Zorro? Batman? Sorry, I was so confused
No, it’s dananana nananana nananana nananana BATMAN!!! *jazz hands*
first
Looser
To
FAIL.
Better run, Jebuzz, before Bondfan gets out the taser…
this should be interesting
I read that “teaser” for a moment there.
curse you dial up
No no, you obviously can’t read, his name is Mikey D, not Dial Up.
What? NO! I’m perfectly happy with not being cursed.
But what if i was to give $13 and 37c? But only if you took the CURSE!! Wait, what is the curse? Don’t you have to specify?
Silly Jebuzz…
I think we’ll have to contact jebuzz’s agent to negotiate the terms of this curse.
Yes agreed, well hopefully i will not have alerted him to his mistake, but if so, if so, then you’re probably in for one heck of a binding contract where you have no say. That’s a pretty crappy contract! Wait, i’ve got it, we’ll find a witch doctor, have him on standby, and if this curse IS put on you, we’ll get the witch doctor to take it off straight away, unless the curse is that no-one can ever take a curse of you.
I think I’ll consult the voodoo lady, she proved handy in dealing with LeChuck. Am sure jebuzz won’t be in the same league of evil as him. If all else fails, I have a rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle.
well the witch doctor would probably say nothing but “Ooh-eeh-ooh-ah-ah”, and such.
You mean, very much like the normal doctors do ?
If your doctor is saying that, you should stop prodding and poking him/her.
Ehm, you probably didn’t know this, but I AM the doctor. And what’s even more: ooh-eeh-ooh-ah-ah.
Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang!
Oh goodness…Guybrush Threepwood is a moomin??
Someone else played the Monkey Island series! Yay!
There is no curse that cannot be removed by a thousand squeezes.
I wonder if we could fit a thousand squeezes in a failblog? That would be weird. A blog and all that was written was *Squeeze* for 1000 comments.
I can squeeze you 20 times in a single comment. If only I had not a restraining order that prevents me to get close to you.
(keeping with the superhero theme)
Faster than a speeding failer
More powerful than a tazer
Able to squeeze tall buildings in a single comment
It’s loufail!
You know, multiple squeezes per comment never even occurred to me!
*facepalm*
Silly Mikey D *squeezes*
A thousand squeezes never tore a shirt. My pants however…
I dont see how your pants could tear a shirt I’m sorry.
Ah, but you also don’t know about the pants and special boots I wear for…anatomical reasons. Ask Mookie.
i’d rather not
A pox upon you and your kin jebuzz! You’ve ruined my life and you haven’t even successfully cursed me yet! How could you be so inhuman? *sobs*
I hope it’s chicken flavored pox.
Mmmm, chicken.
It’s actually batpox, but it probably tastes of chicken.
everything tastes of chicken nowadays
Except for the…err…”fishy” things.
Ceci n’est pas un first.
Hmm, I guess is actually wasn’t.
it, even.
was, odd.
were, prime.
am, integer.
BEST. COMMENT. EVER.
No, probably the 493046th best.
Are you friends with Mikey D?
No, I never heard of him, I don’t have an evil brother, ok? I DON’T KNOW HIM!
At most the 241,388th.
Why is batmans hand small AND red?
Or is that the horses extra neck hand.
that is spidermans hand holding Zorro’s sword, swinging at Batmans. It’s clearly a Val KIlmer Batman, I might add.
How dare you! That is clearly the George Clooney Batman. If I’ve said it once I’ve said it a thousand times . . . . “CLOONEY! NOT KILMER! Damn you!”
Keaton Batman will destroy them all.
Only a Kilmer Batman would be stupid enough to put on Spidy’s hand when piecing his suit up. So, don’t damn me, damn the stupid Kilmer face guy!
You don’t want to know where spideys other hand is..
It’s because he was caught red-handed.
Cram it with the firsts. Just goes to show what a n00b of the interwebs you are. Oh look, what extraordinary luck that I should stumble upon a newly posted, previously undiscovered picture/thread! Perhaps I shall claim my territory like a dog urinating on a fire hydrant. Go home.
Your comment is not funny.
There’s no place for rants here!
I hate rants!!!
BLAAAH!!!!
Keep telling yourself that, but maybe these rants could raise the suicide rate in “First”-ers… I mean, someone’s gotta tell ‘em that continually saying “First!” gives you no further meaning to life…
I will refer to the Trollish agreement signed by the Trolls and Inane Commenters, on a side, and People With Actual Brain, on the other side.
This agreement gives the Trolls & Co the right to post first and inane
comments, and also the right of being happy with other people’s rants.
On the other side, this agreement give the right to people with brains to ignore such comments or have fun with them, at their choice.
Dana and “Anpu guy” signed as Troll delegates (in fact they spat on the document, this is how they sign) and DW and Fuzz signed as People With Actual Brain delegates.
I was a witness! -stares-
hey, Lou, save that comment and post it every once in a while
*SQUEEZE!*
Thanks, sweetie.
In addition to the actual brain delegates, by the way, I possess a number of hallucinatory ones, too.
Calls Fuzzy delegate to get these spiders off of me!
ZzzzzZZorro!
What is this even supposed to be? An action figure? Because some little kid is going to be so confused by this… lol
But this is not for kids; it seems like you missed all the fun gay parties.
He missed his life… Poor soul…
They sure made the horse come.
What is the rest of the sentence “THE MASK ZORRO…” Maybe wore on his penis?
. . . never wore
always whore….
sometimes… …bore
…..occasionally sore
…hardly core
…barely tore
….ever more
quiver adore
.
.
.
(sounds like an add for perfume)
… quoted lore
(Quoth the Raven)
Never More.
Triple Fail!!!
Quadruple Fail!!!!
Failblog!
Octopenis?
sounds like fun
If this were a talking action figure, it would say, “Up, up, and away!”
That it would. That it would.
It would also come with a pink convertible for “Zorro” to drive in. Anpu wouldn’t mind a “Zorro” action figure that spoke Superman lines.
I guess it could be some sort of “All-in-one” kind of action figure.
It would be the most popular toy ever. At least until the Anpu action figures come out. The Anpu action figures would have actual heat vision, making it double as a lethal weapon you can use to light a joint with. Anpu: because it’s every person’s right to own a lethal weapon, no matter if they can safely operate one or not.
It would sell billions!!! At least until the world as we knew it came to an end.
OOH! Can it say, “Yoiks, and away!”?
Zorro sure has changed. Why would a man who’s name means “fox” dress up like a bat-themed crimefighter? I’ll tell you why. He gets two paychecks, that’s why.
I wonder how successful anpu masks would be. Throw in some Abe Lincoln hats and you’ve got yourself a hit.
BatZorro IS Abe Lincoln!
Did I mention I was confused?
Have you ever seen BatZorro and Abe Lincoln in the same place? Case closed.
Have you seen the Olson Twins on Full House at the same time? Case closed
Once.
Did I mention I was confusiusd ?
yaaah, here it, glory
The horse has been stabbed in the neck :S
Can you say Photo Shop?
Supasnaps?
Pasnasup?
Max Speillman?
I will try… Foto-Potoshop… Photo! Photojosp-shob… Photoshob?
Potatoshop! Well, why didn’t you say? I’ll have two dozen please, it’s going to be a long day.
Do you have a lot of curtains to hang ?
No but he’s cornered the market on potatoes.
He has them in a tight spot?
Yes, but he’s bona-fide!
does no one else think this has been photoshopped?
reading fail ..
oops — read the whole thread next
Does no one else care if it’s photoshopped or not? Is no one else interested in debating it ad nauseam on every fail?
oops
NEIGH U !
No i don’t because i’m the one who took the picture at the Carribean Market in Scorsby Melboune Australia.
And is it really that much of a stretch to think that the dodgy chinese knock-off toys wouldn’t get it right….
but i tell the truth i DID use photoshop…… TO PUT THE CAPSHUNS IN TWIT !
ROFL
LOL! Well, if it came from a market in Aus, it’s almost completely guaranteed that it’s going to be dodgy. Photoshop case closed.
I blame China
I blame China’s mom.
This would be worth SO much money – I’m no collector but I wouldn’t doubt that 200 means dollars.
peso
Im thinking your right….. it was $2.00
I mean, they wrote it ON THE PACKAGING in TEXTA…. they were too lazy to put a price label on it, you really think they care about something like a decimal point?
If one fail isn’t enough to please the crowd….try two fails at once
I think this is a better WTFAIL than a fail.
Maybe I’m just confused.
Why is SpiderBat-Zorro beating up that horse?
Severe lack of licensing fail.
Next time talk to Marvel before making a million units to sell.
Unit …. he said unit …..
And DC … I wonder if they could also violate Dark Horse’s copyright with the package?
Not if it was made in China
its a spider?
its a bat?
its a zorro?
no, its a spider-batzorro
Your face belongs to Zorro
Zorro’s like Batman
action ZORBO
Did I mention I <3 U ZORB?
F I R S T !
T I S F R !
R S T I F !
I have an impostor now?? Maybe I am here too much…
id like to see this pic without the “fail” on it
It’d be more fun
i actually saw something like this once, but it was a police set for kids. hahaha
poto
Lady’s and Gentlemen, Batman is obviously trying to frame my client Zorro for his string of serial horse punchings. I would like to direct the jury to examine the photosh-graphic evidence in evidence in exibit A. Also, you can have my old Spiderman figure, because his joints are loose and I don’t like him anymore. No further questions your honor.
fail.
It’s photo-shopped!!!!!!
Zurr En Arr?
Spiderman called him self Zorro, and dressed up as batmas, so he could get through unoticed
Anyone make the connection that “The Mask of Zorro” was the play that Bruce Wayne’s parents were killed outside of? or am i the only one….also that spiderman is the shitty child friendly version of Batman…
Multiple Entendre!
I agree, Batman is the upgrading of Zorro.
*upgrade
What do you mean fail? It’s Batman with a sword! The opposite of fail!
Batman with a sword is the unfail.
L A S T
Get ready to be replaced, muhahahaha-mu *cough cough* hahaha!
BATZORRO FTW!!!!!
This is clearly the action-figure version of the age-old question “Who would win in a three-way fight to the death, Spider-Man, Batman, or Zorro?” My money’s on Batman.
What? You gotta be kidding me – Spiderman is the only 3D Superhero! He’s GOT to win!!
However, Batman is giant. And his left hand is a guy on a horse with a sword.
extreme fail
Wow, that’s awful.
More like a Photoshop fail…
Also does this remind anyone else of the Batman Begins fail action figure? Except with Zorro, Batman, AND Spider Man?
NO………. duumass
BOOO OMFG EPIC faIL WIN WOOOOOOT IM NEW
He’s a Ninja in a very clelver disguise.
LOL.
Did nobody notice that the failing title was actually made with Microsoft WordArt?! Take a look at the colors and how the word is arc-ed, now open MS Word, create a new WordArt item and look there! Now THAT is cheap.
I think that packaging was total uber fail, I haven’t seen any worse packaging fails than this one.
oh this fails on soo many levels.
Am I the only one who thinks this is a beautiful work of art?
Made in China, no doubt.
I have seen that toy! it comes with a power ranger too! it was at a peddlers mall. its a pack of like 4 or 5 just random ass toys. lol Thats great!