Comments on: Jet Fail

By: bob

bob — Fri, 17 Jun 2011 05:21:08 +0000

Have you ever noticed that this is a C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER?!

By: bob

bob — Fri, 17 Jun 2011 05:19:02 +0000

This is at the gate, not the runway.

By: bob

bob — Fri, 17 Jun 2011 05:17:46 +0000

They do, but years of ATP training is no match for a few tequilas.

By: bob

bob — Fri, 17 Jun 2011 05:15:27 +0000

SEXISTS! >:(

By: bob

bob — Fri, 17 Jun 2011 05:11:44 +0000

Aviation geek requesting permission to flame. Permission granted. A plane like this has three hydraulic lines, each of which goes to every hydraulic mechanism in the plane. It would have lost all hydraulics, not just one side. Three airliners have lost all hydraulics before. One was a Japan Air Lines Boeing 747-100SR operating flight 123. It crashed into a mountain with one survivor out of the 520 people on board. Another was a United Airlines McDonnell Douglas DC-10-10(yes, yes, I know. This plane is extremely dangerous.) operating flight 232. Its #2 engine’s fan disk exploded in flight and severed all three hydraulic lines in the tail. The plane could only turn right. The crew used differential thrust to control it. They lined up with runway 22 at Souix Gateway Airport perfectly, but the plane banked right about 3 seconds before landing and it crashed. 185 out of the 296 on board survived. The third one was a DHL Airbus A300F4-600 carrying soldiers’ mail out of Baghdad. It was hit with a missile after takeoff and lost all hydraulics. This one actually managed to land safely with no casualties and no hydraulics, making it the only airliner to do so.

By: mikkey55

mikkey55 — Sun, 09 May 2010 16:03:12 +0000

Needless to say, some tow driver’s lost their job!!

By: attorneys

attorneys — Tue, 20 Apr 2010 17:32:01 +0000

that’s disgusting, what a comment to make!

By: fghdfhdhdf

fghdfhdhdf — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 19:29:49 +0000

they were tryin 2 f*ck

By: Rave

Rave — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 17:12:03 +0000

wow you fail at failing

By: Anonermoose

Anonermoose — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 08:19:30 +0000

this isnt funny guys I was on this plane and everyone died

By: Andrew

Andrew — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 05:25:51 +0000

I feel “the talk” following this one……

By: Monique

Monique — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 09:48:19 +0000

Coming up the rear isnt always a good thing, especially for jet planes.

By: Papa Darwin

Papa Darwin — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 16:13:48 +0000

Well, the PENIS mightier than the sword — a fact that got me giggling uncontrollably when I first (mis)read that in high school english.

By: miyu

miyu — Sat, 14 Mar 2009 15:38:30 +0000

=.= geh…

By: Sasha

Sasha — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 08:06:04 +0000

OMG it had a BABY!!!!!

By: Pigey

Pigey — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 02:54:24 +0000

lmfao

By: Danny

Danny — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 23:52:05 +0000

The plane lost all right side hydraulic pressure. It flew that way and landed
fine but when waiting for a tug at the gates the brakes went out. I was at the
airport that day.

And it was Ice Cube driving, not Dr Dre.

By: GrayLeader

GrayLeader — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 05:29:58 +0000

just saying, this is on page152

By: medica

medica — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 03:57:54 +0000

not.

By: shoaib

shoaib — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 03:48:10 +0000

Having to scroll through a million comments to post on comment on failblog => FAIL!

By: Tildoez

Tildoez — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 22:23:16 +0000

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~~~

nice comment with the baby planes

By: Red

Red — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 20:37:59 +0000

It’s CIP I thought.

By: Davis Dean

Davis Dean — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 07:51:14 +0000

LOL XD

By: Davis Dean

Davis Dean — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 07:47:12 +0000

When they look at the black box on this thos pilots willl be Faces will be Red

By: Koji Tojo

Koji Tojo — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 16:46:16 +0000

They’re giving eachother a “special hug” to make a baby plane.

Here, this explains everything:

By: Angel

Angel — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 15:42:26 +0000

I suspect the pilot may have overshoot a tiny bit on his approach, or could possibly have forgot flaps. Minor details.
We women pilots never do that you know.

By: Grandt

Grandt — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 13:38:47 +0000

9 months later, the pilots were getting their cute little prop planes to fly…

By: brewski

brewski — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 05:48:18 +0000

Bow-chicka-bow-wow.

By: brewski

brewski — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 05:37:36 +0000

You have to look out for the PENIS!! as it will pop up at the most inopportune times.

By: Mike

Mike — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 03:32:35 +0000

Well, I should have said “attempting to mate”; they obviously don’t quite know what they are doing.

By: Mike

Mike — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 03:31:39 +0000

How sweet… the two planes like each other and are mating.

By: ash

ash — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 01:35:55 +0000

If only they required you to undertake some form of study, or get a license, to operate an aircraft…-_-

By: Hoiser daddy?

Hoiser daddy? — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 00:11:23 +0000

Apparently you didn’t get his pun…

By: skyDIVEguy77

skyDIVEguy77 — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 22:06:24 +0000

point goes in, point goes out, point goes in, point goes out…..

By: dan

dan — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 21:55:25 +0000

its an A319..and the other ones a DC-9

By: Mystraven

Mystraven — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 20:53:24 +0000

No worries, I brought the cannon.

By: Creepy

Creepy — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 20:09:18 +0000

wtf? this is an old picture there is this same picture at 151

By: Kyle

Kyle — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 19:46:52 +0000

wow, you totally missed the pun there…

By: Dalkorian

Dalkorian — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 19:34:15 +0000

There once were two airplanes
that were not quite totally sane.
And they discovered they could
sleep with a male plane.
Now they’re having butt sex.
Airplane butt sex.

By: mr man in the uk

mr man in the uk — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 11:49:22 +0000

No, i just hate the DC9.
Love all the historic aircraft – infact, i love all aircraft – just dont like the DC9, thats all

By: czuhc

czuhc — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 09:28:31 +0000

Have you ever had that strange feeling that you’ve lived through something before?

By: sck

sck — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 09:13:56 +0000

everybody can say this

By: czuhc

czuhc — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 08:39:32 +0000

Hey, you should make that into a sketch!

By: Maggie

Maggie — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 08:17:44 +0000

Let’s describe a certain female. A female with the disease of character
and attitude. If you will, a snob. However, in a view of NWA…

By: Marius

Marius — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 07:16:35 +0000

What’s wrong with that,
I’d like to know. . .

By: jed

jed — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 06:31:47 +0000

“Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, we have now successfully arrived in the tail end of Northwest Airlines Flight 123, where the time is 5 minutes before I get fired.”

By: KeepDeltaMyDelta

KeepDeltaMyDelta — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 05:37:18 +0000

If you’re talking about what I think you are, that’s an A32X (can’t tell if it’s a 319 or 320), not an E175…

By: Mark

Mark — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 05:23:53 +0000

Something similar happened at Detroit Metro airport, it happened November 13. I saw it because my plane passed right by it while taxiing.

By: Suze

Suze — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 04:59:34 +0000

Too bad this was posted a year ago as well and is on page 158. New material, people, new!

By: Tobias

Tobias — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 04:49:06 +0000

What a waste of a 75