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First!
Congratulations, you’ve one this pamphlet on what cancer can do for you!
won*
Jesus, I’m too tired for this.
Aim for the trolls! Kill the trolls! Bring them down! *waves the staff*
*aims the “staff” at trolls*
*releases stream of urine*
69th!
Actually, you’re 242042th.
number fail 242042nd!
this is a fail because it says book fail when its a DVD T.T
The form of 69 Cancer has me worried
I am the Qth posterer
(Btw both of them are real words look them up
Nth?
uth
Muaaaahahahah, wisedoom, looooooool, you retard, go learn english, muaaaaahahaha, it’s wisom not wisedoom, loooooooool, your IQ is 00000000, looooooool
Haha, well it´s called nickname(Wise + Doom)
Try to make 1 sometime =)
Actually, TOM in all caps is his nickname. It’s an acronym.
Tool
Of the
Month
*Snort*
Dragonwriter, may you please help this unelightened soul into the ( *FOOOM! ING ) light? Thank you
*golf clap*
Ouch. Actually, Tom, it’s “wisdom”, not “wisom.”
Yeesh, the irony.
can someone say “douchebag”?
Muaaaahahahah, TOM, looooooool, you retard, go learn english, muaaaaahahaha, it’s wisdom not wisom, loooooooool, your IQ is 00000000, looooooool
Haha!! Correction FAIL!!!
I do believe it is “Wisdom” not “wisom” And also it’s just the guys nickname.
So calm down.
You my friend, Fail at life.
“Wisom”? It’s ‘Wisdom’. English failure. Be sure your spelling is correct before you mock someone else’s, or you risk looking as foolish as you are.
“your IQ is 00000000″
You forgot to put “1″ before teh zeroes
Muahahahaha Shadow, it’s won not one, you fail muahahaha, how stupid, muaaaaahahaha saying one instead of one loooooooool, best fail ever
FIRST!
Where the hell is that special troll grade tazer!?!
*shines BF light into sky, hoping he responds*
I think we might need something stronger…something that can turn a troll’s body into a conductor for 100 000 volts…
You called??
*FOOOOOOOOOM!!!!*
*eyes little smouldering pile of ash*
Cleanup on aisle five!
ah, it seems you have beaten me to it. well done.
* claps politely*
*bows*
*throws roses onto stage*
*takes them back in midair*
I’m not that a great loser you know!
*Passes a chilled cider* You’ve earned this, chicki
*rinses the shiraz glass*
Aaaah, theng-kew my friend!
Mmmmm…cider.
Hey!
Wanna try some Acorn Whiskey?
hmm, i remember that the secret service brought out a tazer that delivered approx. 100 000 volts and 0.4 amps. ebough to kill a human, but it should stun a troll just as well, lemme see if i have one in my back room
*rummages in back room*
AH! Here it is! step back Maskdt, this will kill normal people like you and me!
* tazes TOM*
TAZETAZETAZE!!!
Muahahaha! how’d you like that!
Tom, you fail so miserably that I wonder how your social life fares.
Your attempted correction of the nickname ‘wisedoom’ was misspelled.
It’s wisdom. Not wisom.
And Shadow corrected himself. He is exempt from corrections here.
It’s good to hear you laugh, a lot, but you are also highly suspect of crying inside.
Muahahaha, you fail, you just said wisom, looooooooool, what a huuuuuuge fail, go to the corner and be ashamed, muahahaha, wisom, every child knows it’s grisom not wisom, you made my day ma’am muaaaaahahahaha!
FAIL at trying to make people believe your previous fail was on purpose
wow, double fail for trying to reply to yourself… gtfo
And then you say “one instead of one”? Double English fail. Go to Special School, do not pass go, do not collect $200, foolish.
this is completely stupid. the book is about the zodiac sign cancer the crab.
Your point? It’s a poor choice of words. Perhaps “The Healing Power of the Cancerian Constellation” would be more appropriate, is the point (albeit more wordy). I guess it was a bit lost on you. Perhaps a less adult-oriented site would be more to your intelligence.
Osama is a fail!!!! But then I guess you are the type to laugh if some one said hancock, just because you heard “cock”
… I see 2 fails. This is not a book… It’s a CD… Look closely, it says “music to relax the body and mind”
Book Title Fail Fail
It’s a CD
Win.
Yes… Lol.
“Music to relax the body and mind”
the real fail is the title of the post. “Book Title Fail?” looks like a CD, chief.
AGREED 8D
Title FAIL and bonus LOGO FAIL!
does anyone notice that it’s about Cancer, as in mid june to mid July birthdays?
and the “69″ part is actually the symbol of the astrological sign
i think in itself this is a fail. its called book title fail and on it it says relaxing music!
What’s YOUR sign?
*giggles and flips hair in flirtatious manner* I’m a leo, rawr
Im a Leo aswell
High 5
Puddy? Is that you?
*assumes wunder debonnaire air*
Do you leo around here often, hm?
I find it a very Libraating place to be.
Leos rule! Lets start a Leo gathering!
yes. free and easy. like a puzzle over time. just take it one day at a time and dont rush using all the PISCES (grins at non-clever line, winks to all who will undoubtedl;y rip apart this statement).
I think the attempts at puns has Taurus apart.
I’m on the virgof collapsing.
This failblog discussion is a gem-in-i think all of your puns are awesome!
Enough of the punning – off to the isle of Capri(where)corn is sweet and teh Air-es too.
Pisces what you did there.
But I think I’d better have ano-vir go a the ‘teh’. Can cer-tainly type better than that normally.
Sigh – can someone please lib(e)ra-te a spare ‘t’ for me as well?
Shut the fuck up. You’re hurting my e-Airie-s. Did you hear the new Rise Against song, Re-Education Through Libra?
Fun Fact: The Spanish word for water is aqua(rius).
HEY! Don’t S-Taurus in a silent closet and Libra-rating us to the Virgo-f hurting your e-Aries!
Hello, I’m a cancer, and I’ll be your doctor today.
Aires. =P
I’m Aries myself. :p
Aries all the way man.
aries is the one with the sheep?
Yup, I love me some sheep.
That’s BAAAAAAAAAAD.
Shame on Ewe…
I’m an aquarius…I carry water…and no one seems to be able to decide if my sign should be a person pouring water, or a mermaid. Er, merperson.
Don’t pour out the water! My two fishies will die!
I’m an Aquarius as well. Cheer up: even if no one can figure out our sign, at least it’s our age.
Hahah.
then aries ftw all the way!
Personally, I enjoy the paralyzing indecisive power of Libra.
Now, what other sign has scales? Hmmm.
That would be Pices.
But I’m a Capricorn
les vénérable péchés !
Yep, I’m a Libra, but I’m kind of ambivalent about it.
Virgo, with rising sign of Scorpio.
.
Which should explain my OCD.
Wait, wait–Scorpios are OCD?! That explains everything!
Ditto. Except I have CDO. It’s like OCD, but the letters are properly alphabetized.
I LOL’d at that. No, I’m still LOLing at that. Win!
Virginal as well.
I am… a… a cancer…. -_-
Capricorn
Ditto.
Ditto Ditto..
*throws Pokeball*
*Steals Pokéball*
in case you’re wondering, á, é, í, ó, and ú are caused by alt+e, then a vowel.
Are we now going to try and pair everyone up according to starsign?
Oh, hell no. Aries to aries? We’d end up butting heads
Way to ram your point home.
And, by a strange coincidence, I am allergic to fish.
Gemini, I’m with him.
Now just hold your water for a minute.
um, y’all, i didn’t really mean it LITERARILY …
fail more creatively why dontcha?
699
427!
I’m an ENTP, according to Briggs-Meyer.
Me too! *high fives*
Great! It seems that ENTPs are really good at surrounding themselves with other ENTPs.
I think I’m an INTP, but I didn’t research them all.
There’s lots of free “Myers-Briggs” tests on the interweb and some of them are pretty close to giving accurate answers. You could try one to see if your guess is right. If I recall correctly the real test takes a while to do.
I’m an INTJ. Spouse is a ENFP. ENFP’s are psycho’s that can never make up their minds. Drives me crazy.
So you’re a scientist?
No, I missed my calling. I went into accounting instead of engineering. I would LOVED to have studied electrical engineering. 5-hour calculus, not so much.
I’m an ESTJ here to ruin your party!!!
Damn you ESTJ, living in a world of facts and concrete needs! Damn you!
I’m an ESTJ as well, MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Hehe – my opposite in all facets (INFP).
Woo – INFP too FWIW.
We’d have a ball together *grins*
I’m an INFP too.
I just did a quick test and it said I’m an INTJ!
*high five*
My test showed the same results… -stares-
We could form INTJ club and wear badges and and and THE EYES, THE EYES, THEY BURN INTO MY SOUL. . .
*curls up into a ball and whimpers*
There there, I don’t wear badges… -stares off into the distance-
Me neither to be honest, but I had these really neato hats made. . .
*eyes Retaba suspiciously*
Are you staring into the distance to cut off my escape as that is where I would be running to about now?
-grins- I don’t mind if you try to run, you can’t flee the darkness…
Ooh, it says that I am an ENFJ!
It says I should be a teacher. Now, why didn’t I think of that…? I am apparently one of the “benevolent pedagogues of humanity. I have tremendous charisma (at least an 18!) and a “tremendous power to manipulate others with [my] phenomenal interpersonal skills”.
Pfffffffft. As if I’d try to manipulate someone! :p
It said I am an INFP. Introverted (slightly), Intuitive, yadda, yadda, yadda.I must say I don’t care for the Yes/No questions. They are never informative enough.
I took the test and it called me Mercutio.
I can’t take that seriously.
Are you Baz Luhrmann’s Mercutio?
I have yet to see the movie. Was it any good?
Very. His Mercutio is a fabulous drag queen…I loved it.
It’s on my list now.
Ha, back when I’d done the real test (like nine years ago) it told me that the legal profession would be a good career choice for me. Go figure.
I’m an ENFJ also… and I plan on studying this year to be a teacher… spooky.
Also INTJ…. we’re a mixed bag it seems.
My my, I never thought you would all have done the test! I
may have changed your lives. Forever. Because now…you KNOW!
TEST? There’s a test?
I just picked the letters INTJ because
I am Impatient, Noisy, Titillating & Jumpy!
*hands over INTJ hat*
Welcome to the club.
I’m a Cancer. But just barely, july 22nd.
“Sigh” I feel alone… Any Taurus here?
definitely not enough Taurus love here… represent!
I drove one for a couple of years. Company car. I prefered the Crown Victoria.
Hubby’s a Taurus – so I have a lot of love for Taurus’ – does that help?
Taurus here too brother, and also an ENFJ!
I thought stealing signs was illegal.
The 69 on the cover would be more relaxing to the body and mind than cancer would be. IMO, anyways.
the 69 heals cancer but causes hiv, get it?
Oooh! Now I get it. This sinus crud is taking me longer to ‘connect the dots’ today.
Well at least AYDS helps you lose weight…
Book?
“MUSIC to relax the body and mind.”
That’s a CD, dumbass.
I don’t think that says “Music”
It might say “Classics” tho, in which case your critique is valid.
Definitely says music.
If you tilt your screen up you can see it better.
I think I’ve got a Handel on what you’re saying.
I think I saw this book when I went Chopin.
I don’t know about this music selection… Mozart good at all.
Are we going to liszt all the composers we can think of?
No, I think some are Hayen.
No, I think some are Hayden.
maybe we should try and get this string Bach to it’s original subject..
No, if we keep it here, it’s pun-potential will Sor.
Why are the Lassus absent on this thread?
Are they having trouble with their Brahms?
KILLED
KILT
Killed?!!Damn! And here I had a good one about eating orange Shubert.
this is getting a little Orff topic.
Weber or not we do will depend on how much Failbloggers know about music.
Not very much, to be Franck.
but a Gustav of researchers can help. Either way, it doesn’t really Mahler
Fail blog title fail!
Irony win.
Untimely Sin
Bargain Book Bin
CD within
Epic Fail (Y)
It really works!!! I swear, after you get cancer you’ll never get anything else!!
69 WIN :3
Track 1: Oncologist a memory
Track 2: Cancer that you love me
Track 3: Hairpiece of the puzzle
Track 4: Stairway to Heaven
Track 5: Scream and Pout
Track 6: Opps, I’m Malignant again
Track 7: KoKoChemo
Track 6: Opps, I’m Malignant again
we have a winner…
Well according to the French, cancer is how Lance Armstrong won all those Tour de France races.
No, I believe it was because he had one testicle. It made him more aerodynamic.
Easier to sit on those seats.
I could look it up, but it’ll be more interesting to ask here…
Which one does October fall into?
Which part of October?
The 32nd.
She comes after September Falls.
That’s my birthday!
It must suck having a birthday every thirty seconds.
(Well, it’s early and we’re in the middle of a snow storm, so that’s all I could come up with, OKAY!?)
I’m crossing my fingers that storm hits my province tonight so I don’t have to go to work tomorrow. *does snow storm dance like she did back in elementary school*
As a kid I just stared out of the window and willed it to snow.
Well, its actually not that bad. Looks like it’s stopped already. Only 5cm forecast today and 5 tomorrow. So no slacking for you!!
Pfft – whatever – they’re forecasting for 10-20cm of snow overnight where I live *tries harder with snow dance*
10-20 Cubic Meters of Snow! ?? That’s a LOT!
I’ll stick with my mosquito infested swamps, thank you very much!
I’d like to see you make a cool fort out of your mosquito infested swamp mud.
We did, we call it “New Orleans”!!!
I’m sure you know this but…
cm=centimeters and m-squared=cubic meters
Go metric system!
Go here: http://xkcd.com/526/
So you might get a “Penis & 1/2″ of snow, huh?
Wow! NOW I understand completely!
The 1 through 12 days :X
You’re a Libra. Maybe.
Keen. Thank you.
Peachy Keen!
I love you. *never reads the horiscope*
Same here! Only EBM for this ENTP!
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(apols if posts twice)
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*takes careful aim at annoying thread*
The cancer diet worked even better than AYDS.
damn you mookie
Mookie Blaylock FTW! *swish*
It’s a much better weight loss aid than AYDS.
EXTRA SPECIAL BLOG FAIL for calling it a book title fail when it’s a CD cover
If you look close enough, you can see “69″…
really? because I can’t see that at all. please tell me exactly where it is because i’m having a hard time seeing the gigantic “69″ on the front of the CD.
haha
You sir, made me snort AND lol !!!!!
kudos
It’s not actually a 69 (though it does look like it), it’s the astrological symbol for Cancer. My guess is some New Age idiot had the idea of doing a series of CDs (that’s a CD, not a book… failblog fail!) on “The healing power of…” the twelve signs of the Zodiac. Unfortunately this leads directly to “The healing power of Cancer”, which is pretty amusing.
The day is saved again, thanks to Captain Obvious!
What’s the deal with 69?
It’s a magical number that precedes both the number 70 and mouthwash.
Mouthwash and/or flossing. Dependent upon your partner’s landscaping.
Unless you’re kj, in which case neither.
That’s not a book; FAIL.
Your face belongs to cancer
Cancer’s like a bad HMO
I pefer AYDS
Lol! I do hope they mean the star sign though…
This book makes me happy!
I support cancer because it kills people.
Population control: SUPPORT CANCER
Blog title fail
it’s a cd not a book.
FAIL tis not a book
tis lemonade!!!
My guess is some New Age idiot had the idea of doing a series of CDs (that’s a CD, not a book… failblog fail!) on “The healing power of…” the twelve signs of the Zodiac.
does anyone notice the 69 as well?
is this the ‘relax your body’ part?
its the zodiac sign for cancer. this is common knowledge, I learned it in 3rd grade.
the real fail is the title of the post. “Book Title Fail?” looks like a CD, chief.
Yes! These and other life altering books by LRH on sale now!!!
The only book in the world to combine healing, cancer and a sexual position.
MORE LIKE EPIC CURE WIN
*directs sonny to the food and wine section*
Am I the only person that doesn’t think this is a fail.
Cancer is latin for crab.
It was the Greek Hippocrates that first used the same term for crabs / crayfishes and for tumors.
Astrological sign is ♋
Yes, you are the only one.
For crying out loud, we KNOW the topic is really the astrological sign! It’s still funny!
Is that the sign of Cancer, or a 69 lying down?
So effectively, this joke is 2000 years old.
Eh? I couldn’t hear that; could you speak up please?
Some jokes just don’t turn stale with time. Like jokes about cancer, aids, sex, farts and monkeys!
Those get old with repetition
Try not to laugh at this gem:
Two monkeys meet at the vineyard for a fine late season tasting. One monkey farts on the other monkeys face. The other monkey kindly asks for an explenation. The first monkey explains that he has a bowl cancer and can’t control himself. Then the other monkey farts back on the first monkeys face and says: “Now we both have aids also!”
haha, monkeys…
:S
Naming of fail fail… Its a CD, Not a book!
lol, if you look closely, it says 69 on the cover. double fail!
its for the ZODIAC sign of cancer. the crab, for june-july, durhhhh
hehe…69…oh and cancer, yah thats bad too…
No i znowu, gdzie są, kurde, te fotki pitoli, co? Na co mnie jakaś badziewna książka z durnym tytułem? Zero zabawy.
am i the only one who notices the “69″ on the front?
That’s the sign of the cancer, zodiac sign.
Err… Imma have to go with failblog context fail sry
this is not a real fail. it’s cancer, as in the star sign. not as in the disease. so, technically not a fail.
LOL 69 in the bottom.
Looks like the cure for cancer could be… cancer! Looks like a win!
Failblog caption fail – Its a CD not a book.
As others have pointed out its the star sign not the disease, regardless of this its still a crass title.
Fail: it’s a CD
do anyone else realise it also has the sign for pisces on the cover?
No, that’s the sign for cancer. Pisces looks like )( with a dash through the middle.
no dear, cancer is 6 9.
Actually, cancer is the bodies immune response to heal itself. Cancer is the cure. The title is correct. Read up on “German New Medicine”.
Notice the number on the cover
Wow I don’t know which is more fail the retard who posted the picture because that person fails to realize that cancer is a zodiac sign or the people here who posted comments. Ha ha ha ha! Its the healing power of the crab not the disease! INTELLIGENCE FAIL! Ha ha ha ha ha!
Let’s hope Dragonwriter sees this SOfuckingS!
your titles a fail! its not a book its a cd, it says music on the front bit.
It doesn’t change anything if it’s a book or a CD.
Well, at least this it’s better than the time I was wearing a Cancer shirt, which clearly showed that it was the sign and a girl came up to me and asked in a disgusted voice, “You support cancer?” … Yeah, people can be so dumb.
how about Title Fail? it’s quite obviously a DVD or Tape set.. not a BOOK…
Virgo sez: Zodiac Win!
Double fail, the symbol on the front of the book (69) is not the cancer symbol. It is virgo or something like that.
lol…69
How is this a fail? Cancer is a constallation and the 6 9 is the sign for it. Did no one else catch this?
double fail, its a cd… look at the front
How is that a fail? Can’t you see the sign for the ASTROLOGY sign Cancer?
I’m too tired to go through all the comments but did no one realize the “69″ symbol is for the astrological sign “cancer”?
oh well, out of all the funny fails on this site it hardly matters. its not truly a fail but yet still a stupid title for a book
ACTUALLY, it’s a pretty fitting title. >.> I know more than a few cancer survivors who often comment similarly…
does no one notice the 69 on the cover?!?!
You all failed due to not seeing obviuos RELAXING MUSIC.
Its not a book, but CD cover.
New Age brings the truth out.