I see this guy everyday. He comes by my work and steals pallets. H euysally drives with them that high around portland or. He has them strapped to his car. Pretty funny lookin.
I work in NW Portland OR and I’ve seen him doing this for YEARS. I don’t think he makes much money though… Used to be that car had a back window! Hasn’t for years now.
*squeeze*
It’s a moomin.
Yes, although they were originally Finnish but Japan fell in love with them and made the cartoons.
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I worry that geometric patterns that are the negative of each other will be formed. If they comment on the same fail surely this will destroy the universe?
How on earth could you tell it wasn’t the real k-k-k-katy? I thought this trolls disguise was near perfect. Apart from the crap comments, lack of wit and pointlessness of it all.
*pops cork* Boys, relax. I have plenty of Shiraz to go round. Here, Mikey, sit here. *pours* Mind if I join? It’s been quite a morning already, I could use a drink.
I have a similar story, but with yogurt instead of Mars Bars. It was very messy because half of the yogurt cups were broken and there were white stuff everywhere, but I could actually see people looking for the non broken cups and picking them into their cars while we waited to the traffic to move.
No, it appears this is a country where you drive on the left handside of the road, which would mean the passengers seat would be on the left side of the car, which is where the photo is being taken from.
Which is verified by the fact that people approaching from the right of the picture aren’t allowed to turn left to come out of the screen and run over people viewing the fail.
On a side note, my brother Drew once got a nail from a pallet stuck almost all the way through his hand. After that I started calling him the Andy-Christ.
I told you, it’s a sickness… I see a pun and I can’t help myself.
I don’t give a damn if your Hulk Hogan in his prime your not gonna hold those pallets onto your car going around a corner with your fucking arm. Hell they wouldn’t stay on there going down a straightaway. Another thing, if you work around or with pallets you know they are not that stable in a stack just sitting there unless they are brand new. Especially the type on top of that car. The roof would be caved in as well. The one stuck in the back glass could be really there but that allows the photo shopper to hide some of the signs of photo shopping on the others.
No, seriously. This isn’t Photoshopped. I’ve really seen this guy do this. The pic is kinda shitty so you can’t see them but he’s got a couple crappy nylon ropes tied through the stack. Then he passes them through the driver and passenger windows to hold the pallets down. It wouldn’t be surprised to learn he’d lost his load on numerous occasions but I’ve seen him doing this for years.
How did they even pile that stuff up there???
with great dificulty
With Super Glue (TM)
I guess my next question is.. how did it stay up there for so long???
For me, Im born that way….
The driver learned hot to drive softly after that unfortunate accident when moving a fridge with the help of a guy /rest in peace) in the trunk.
He actually HAD a guy lying on the top, holding the pile of pallets together. However, an arm length fail occurred.
Car has the sunroof opened and driver is holding the pallet at the bottom with his/her right arm.
I see this guy everyday. He comes by my work and steals pallets. H euysally drives with them that high around portland or. He has them strapped to his car. Pretty funny lookin.
This driver obviously never played Jenga as a child.
I work in NW Portland OR and I’ve seen him doing this for YEARS. I don’t think he makes much money though… Used to be that car had a back window! Hasn’t for years now.
I remember the day he lot it. Its got to be cold in there.
once again
super glue(tm)
how do u use ur own pic in ur avatar!? show me the magic man!
These were randomly generated by failblog!
Oh yeah, this site wouldn’t use Gravatar for people to use their own pictures…
Cool i never knew that xD
didn’t work either
It has on the little updating thing on the side —>
Have you refreshed your cache?
woohoo. xD
You are so unlucky to have this sucky avatar!
I know, it looks like a non-moustached shapeless white blob. What on earth is it?
A blancmange ?
Hahahahaha. A blancmange in a hat at that!
If i remember it right, it was a character from an old japanese cartoon, and I think it’s supposed to be a hippo.
*squeeze*
It’s a moomin.
Yes, although they were originally Finnish but Japan fell in love with them and made the cartoons.
You can get your own avatars by signing up with gravatar.com.
*squeeze* i LOVE squeezing the moomin!
*CUDDLE*
*SQUEEZECUDDLE*
Ew, I think you accidentally juiced him.
Might be time to clean that bowl again, Mookie…
great job! clean that mookie juice up
It’s Moomin! He’s the Finnish equivalent of Barney: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moomin
Ah yes, The FB random avatar assignment. One moment you’re a geometric figure, the next you’re a moomin.
I worry that geometric patterns that are the negative of each other will be formed. If they comment on the same fail surely this will destroy the universe?
If only more people would listen to the voices in their head, we would never have to fear the destruction of the universe.
If only more people would listen to the voices in their head, a lot or jobs would be lost in pants manufacturing business.
ur randomly generated by fail blog….. ,,|,,
You’re no potato. Try some originality…it might punctuate your lonliness a little more than imitation.
How on earth could you tell it wasn’t the real k-k-k-katy? I thought this trolls disguise was near perfect. Apart from the crap comments, lack of wit and pointlessness of it all.
It didn’t offer me shiraz.
*
Wait, what? I never got offered Shiraz.
Have you been sharing our chairs with someone else?
*eyes DrB suspiciously*
*pops cork* Boys, relax. I have plenty of Shiraz to go round. Here, Mikey, sit here. *pours* Mind if I join? It’s been quite a morning already, I could use a drink.
You know, she don’t pop her cork for every man she sees…
*Squeeeezes the Moomin!*
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Don’t worry about ‘em Mooks. Lovely drop, btw.
Yes she does. She is very slutty with her cork.
what happens if fail blog is hosted in soviet russia?
As long as you try to understand that he’s a magic man.
with paste ©
Ladderless ladders.
Pallets were hooked one to another with bear hanger hooks.
The one in the top fell because that particular hook had a ED issue.
I thought they were stuck together with used ShamWow?
Are you sure they didn’t use Potatoes of Mashed Destruction?
Yes. That would be ridiculous.
… because MASHED potatoes are no fun.
… and the pallets aren’t destroyed.
all i know is pallets go for like $2000 each…how did someone in a regular-joe car like that end up with that many pallets…?
ILLEGALLY THAT’S HOW!
I can’t wait to see the picture when the car is driven under a low clearance bridge.
When I saw the fail title that’s exactly what I thought before the pic had loaded up, ‘low clearance bridge’.
I once drove on the highway right after a truck full of Mars Bars flipped over. People were all over the place picking those things up.
I have a similar story, but with yogurt instead of Mars Bars. It was very messy because half of the yogurt cups were broken and there were white stuff everywhere, but I could actually see people looking for the non broken cups and picking them into their cars while we waited to the traffic to move.
Hmm, I believe there was a fail quite a while ago about an overturned beer truck…
What a sad day that was, wasn’t it?
It was a very happy day for the local vermin. Kind of Oktoberfest with free drinks.
ooh, crash beer… nice.
Damn, I hate pallets. I’m sure most Home Depot employees would agree- especially the forklift operators. Something like that
Yeah they give you splinters
The fail is that the person is using a camera to photograph this sad scene WHILE DRIVING, right?
No, it appears this is a country where you drive on the left handside of the road, which would mean the passengers seat would be on the left side of the car, which is where the photo is being taken from.
This is a false truth, the red car is on the right side of the road, it’s probably a one-way road.
Which is verified by the fact that people approaching from the right of the picture aren’t allowed to turn left to come out of the screen and run over people viewing the fail.
Am I the only one who sees this picture and immediately craves a stack of belgian waffles?
To delight your palate?
Well played sir, well played… A pun for the ages
So later you can do ‘palletes’ to work off those calories? (Yes I do realise pilates is spelt pilates)
What made you destroy your pun ?
He was afraid no one would get it.
Now he must pay the punitive damages.
lol
your so punny!
i eat babyz… O.O
Oh look, faux k-k-k-katy has a new username.
Home made babyz?
jelly babyz.
Party Babyz – which by the way is a game for the Wii.
stupid ass baby!
now available for Wii and Nintendo DS!
This reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where they just pointed and laughed instead of helping. Wonder if the driver got out without injury.
Your car belongs to the crates
The crates are like the tower of Pisa
“wooooooooooooooooooooooohoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!”
“yous such a jeenious cuz!…”
“why thank you very much…hey lets hit those powerlines over there!”
Jenga imitation WIN.
I’m finding this whole thread rather unpalletable.
I’m sorry, it’s a sickness. I just can’t help myself.
On a side note, my brother Drew once got a nail from a pallet stuck almost all the way through his hand. After that I started calling him the Andy-Christ.
I told you, it’s a sickness… I see a pun and I can’t help myself.
I tell you, I have this sickness…I see a bun and I can’t help myself.
Your on a roll… or we’re you talking about a the booty kind of bun?
I’m just waiting for the dude to run onto the screen and shout ‘Tiiimmmmmmbbbeerrrrrrr!’
Am I the only one who suspects some serious photoshappage here? *hopes someone with better photoshop-detection skills will investigate for lazy self*
I don’t give a damn if your Hulk Hogan in his prime your not gonna hold those pallets onto your car going around a corner with your fucking arm. Hell they wouldn’t stay on there going down a straightaway. Another thing, if you work around or with pallets you know they are not that stable in a stack just sitting there unless they are brand new. Especially the type on top of that car. The roof would be caved in as well. The one stuck in the back glass could be really there but that allows the photo shopper to hide some of the signs of photo shopping on the others.
No, seriously. This isn’t Photoshopped. I’ve really seen this guy do this. The pic is kinda shitty so you can’t see them but he’s got a couple crappy nylon ropes tied through the stack. Then he passes them through the driver and passenger windows to hold the pallets down. It wouldn’t be surprised to learn he’d lost his load on numerous occasions but I’ve seen him doing this for years.
STFU
JENGA!