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OMG I want to meet her! I want to meet the DVA GINA who thought of that!
I would suspect it’s either Rosie or Ellen.
In Ireland, this lisence plate would have to go on a plough! hells yeah!
privacy act fail…..funny though…still violation win
violation of….
privacy act fail???? how can a NUMBER PLATE be private??!!
I think Chris is smoking something. Everyone knows you need to request a unlisted plate through the DMV if you wish it to remain private…..geez.
And you have to register at the Do Not Follow number to keep people from running your plate and following you home unless you specifically signed up to be followed by that person.
“THE VAGINA” = Dva Gina
WIN
*golf clap*
Mad Gab win
I bet you figured that out without even reading the caption written in bold type right below.
And is there another joke in here, perhaps about DVA GINA liking the grand prix? I’m sure there is…
Grand Prix Nus?
I was thinking more along the lines of an English pronunciation
of “prix” there. DVA GINA likes grand pricks…
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
ahem… I’m ok now…
These aren’t your Dad’s puns, these are energy puns! TURBO PUNS!
LOL, that video always cracks me up.
or, if this car is owned by a Bulgarian immigrant, the plate would mean
“two shots of gin”
This is totally a driver win, DMV Fail
ah now i get it, lame
Lame comment: check
Related to another comment: check
Hi! I’m GINA! I work for the Department of Veterans Affairs! Why is everyone pointing at my car and laughing?
Who would really wanna drive a Grand Prix?
never thought of that
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..
The game!!
OMG!
or perhaps Lindsay and SaMANtha’s shared car?
Ok for everyone to know, this obviously isn’t a fail, you cant fit DIVA GINA on a license plate, so the only logical conclusion to get what u want on it is to but D, standing for Di and VA, then Gina, think it out next time, pronounced (DeeVa Gina) you my friend made a fail by uploading this
I know this car- it’s always in the parking lot across from the Lyon’s Center at USC. Track her down from there?
hey heres a thought. lets mix up the spaces
D VAGINA
frist and ?
and FAIL
… worst.
WROST! You fail.
dman, did you know that you’re less likely to contract hepatitis if you consume at least 1 oz. of marshmallows every day?
now now, marshmallow doesnt help with the liver at all. It helps with digestive and resiratory conditions, skin conditions and to increase breast milk but…..oh wait i see what you did there. NM
frist? is that like frost with a speech impediment?
No, it’s a typo for “frisst”, German for “eats”, as in: “Der Esel frißt meine Blumen!” (The donkey eats my flowers!)
ok missed it by a second
Please, go back to your cage.
*walks in his cage*
*locks the cagedoor*
*swallows the key*
First place FAIL?
This requires a question mark?
Is this a threat.
Is it;
This is;
Is this a demand or a request.
I don’t tend to make demands
Really? Pity, that.
frist post fail!
That’s Alotta Fagina.
More horrible plates at my site. Just click my name.
So, I wonder if it’s a rickroll, or goatse?
Am I missing something?
yes. the point.
Remove the D at the beginning, and read again.
What does the D stand for?
IF YOU TAKE AWAY THE D AND IT SPELLS VAGINA
NO WAI!!!!!
OMG your rigth! how could this be! I’m amazed!
It’s a trap!
The plate is a lie!
The driver has no vagina?
more like NODE ICK
It’s true! I asked a gynecologist and he just -stared- at me funny!
I ate a pie!
Just don’t poke it, or you will pay!
:[
>):[
I know we get a lot of 2ths, but which number is rig?
get outta town!!
It’s “the”. As in “D Man”.
Here I was thinking it was the grade it received.
The F+ one was popular in the dorms.
The C one did peep shows.
The Y one got gender reassignment.
The B one comments on Failblog.
The C++ Vagina was a whiz at computing.
The XX vagina was one X away from being an internet star.
The G one hit the spot.
The “I” one constructed monuments.
it stands for “think before you type” – the D is silent…
It’d take Schumacher to drive that dvagina.
I thought it would take Schwarzenegger. In his on mind, of course.
Oh wait.. I missed your joke. You said Schumacher because it’s a Grand Prix. I said Schwarzenegger because he’s a douche…
A Grand Douche, you say?
I think they also accidenty ‘hairport’
Let’s give her a standing ovary!
*clap clap clap*
No glove, no love, MCFa…uh, mindless drone.
No glovebox, no lovebox?
I got latex gloves for christmas… I didn’t expect anyone to actually get them from my list!
A 5 finger discount?
Isotoners make the perfect holiday gift. Now in latex.
I’m jealous. No one got me the suitcase large enough to hold a body.
You’re doing it wrong, you don’t want a suitcase to fit the body.
You want to fit the body to the suitcase! :X
Good think I got this tape measure, then.
Ask for a golf travel bag. They will never suspect a thing. I won one in a golf tournament/charity event and told them it was to send my ex-husband back to Florida
He fit in it too.
*hands Mookie a new hacksaw* Here is a packing prsent for you, just for those instances where you need to conserve on space.
How many accidents has this caused, do ya think?
Exactly three
That’s because she was driving like a twat though.
Some douche ran into her.
I heard it was some prick who was going too fast.
And when safety precautions failed, it was a mess.
I heard he loved it when she braked too hard.
And he ended up rear-ending her?
He was a real a$$hole.
…and giving her a lube job.
(how do I fit potato into car puns?)
When she goes to hang a left, stuff the potato up her tailpipe.
Seems everyone knows just what to do with a potato.
It’s instilled at birth for some.
I prefer them distilled.
In Soviet Russia distilleries — potatoes mash vodka.
Mm! Excellent notion, Admiral.
*gets out the olives and lemon peel*
*throws martini glasses into the fireplace* – *crash*
Two dirty martinis coming up, stirred.
*is shaken*
Oh…wait…no, I’m just trembling in anticipation.
I’ll provide a stem for you, if you’ll tumbler for me.
Ooh…a stem. You know, I have this trick I can do with my tongue…
*frosts lip with honey*
*serves Dragon straight up*
Neat!
*gives Admiral a body shot*
(by a route less traveled)
If you put a potato in the tailpipe, it’ll stall out.
I’m not fall’n for no potato in the tail pipe.
What will you fall for in the tailpipe?
B A N A N A S!
beverly hills cop WIN!
In the exhaust pipe.
make a comment about mashing gears?
Or the engine spudders.
In the engine spudders?
If you shove a potato up the tailpipe it will cause a miss fire or an issue where the car wont start, not to mention MAJOR discomfort.
I was not playing sex games with that tailpipe.
And why not?
Duh, that’s what the gearshift is for?
Update: Four.
Sheesh, her insurance is going to be through the roof.
Hope she had geico, if not
♪I always feel like somebody’s watching me♪
What roof? She failed to notice the clearance height.
FAIL…. or EPIC WIN?
EPIC WAIL
EPIC WHALE
EPIC NAIL
EPIC SALE (1 for the price of 2)
EPIC BAIL (not apparently working)
EPIC SAIL (because it does work)
EPIC JAIL (You will never see trolls again!)
EPIC TRIAL (trolls’ fate will be decided)
EPIC SHALE (Yes, we have gas)
EPIC RAIL (Goes on between two posts)
Eh, pickerel? (this fish is edible, but there is a special way to clean them to get the meat with no bone)
EPIC WAIL (when the trol.s wah wah wah)
trol.s???
*ker-SPLORTCH!*
EPIC RALE (A cough, A cough.)
EPIC GRAIL (Found with help from the Lady in the Lake earlier)
Say I go around, claiming myself as an Emperor because of some moistened bint throws a scimitar at me, people will call me loony!
FIN! ^_^
No, it’s totally DECK, you damn hipster.
A diva in a Grand Prix in L.A.?
Which would make her the proprietor of a crappy hair salon. Or a career waitress because the movie studios just don’t recognize her style and genius.
Bought used as well. Pfft, used vagina…
*used vagina*
Ouch! Next time, ask first, B!
It’s just not the same as driving away from the showroom with that new vagina smell.
-whistles- I may know where you can get that smell in a bottle. -looks around-
The only FAIL on this picture that I can see is the misspelling of the word FAIL. This is 60 seconds of my life that I will never see again.
Can’t you see that the tyre tread is illegally low?
Nah, munch, now I see two fepic ails.
I think that once Munch gets the joke he’ll laff his head off.
Don’t drink the Ceptic Ale?
Nope.
i dont understand this FAIL, can someone explain me?
The license plate is an incorrect anagram of evading. And hippopotamus. And kibble.
MikeyD, darkomen was asking for you to explain him, not the fail. He doesn’t quite understand that he’s a clueless troll.
Yes, errrrr, I meant he’s a license plate.
(Do you buy that?)
LOOK DOWN THERE V SCARY MONSTER ABOUT TO BE UNLEASHED
*sidles off*
I wonder what she does for an encore? Maybe it involves smoke rings…
Nope, ping-pong balls and a dixie cup placed 25ft away.
She was talking about the girl in the Grand Prix, not you GIWU!
Well I like to show off all the little tricks you have shown me in your dungeon…. oopps, I mean your love nest.
perhaps her man’s plate says ” IMP RICK “
How do we know this wasn’t on purpose? Which would make it a win for getting past the DMV screeners.
Hello, AAA? I need a jump.
Do you own a pink Volvo?
I think I just got a hummer.
Are you gonna Charger for the tow?
I have a 1 hp horse!
The average horse is actually less than 1hp on average.
So does that mean that some horses are more than 1hp?
What I should have said was. . . . .
The average horse briefly peaks at 14.9 horsepower which then dips down to less than 1 horsepower over longer periods of time. I had to look it up at one point for some reason.
Hey – watch your driving Mikey, you almost hit the median.
That was a average comment.
Don’t be so mean.
Sorry, I’ve been that way since middle school.
Ever since Patty Hemshaw told him that her brother kissed better than B2F, he has been a very very mean little boy.
That seems par for the course.
Mikey D should look for another mode of transport.
I think something with a standard shift will help his driving routine.
But isn’t the standard a deviation from the norm?
So’s my driving
No, wait, hang on. . .bugger.
That’s why the “laundry hangers” are there.
No worries.
*focl*
which is my new acronym. chocolate bar for anyone who works out what it means!
Fellatiate Organic Cheese Logs?
Falling off Chair laughing or Fiber Optic Cable Location. I can’t decide.
and the chocolate goes to blue2th!!
sorry, markov, but the main ingredient in the chocolate is you, because you lost
WOO! I’m soft and chewy nougat!
No, I just drive men wild.
May I have a look to your men driving license, ma’am?
*unbuttons* They don’t give these to just anyone, you know.
You have a fine driving license, ma’am.
However, I need you to use this breathalyzer now.
*blows*
Results are satisfactory, ma’am. Nice chassis you have, by the way.
And, remember, we are here to help.
May I keep your badge as a screwvenir?
I am afraid that this would be against regulations.
So you will need to tear up my uniform into pieces for that to happen!
This is not a fail. It just means “two gins” in serbian
Maybe that’s what she had finished before going to the DMV.
Well in croatian too… and bosnian…
That was my thought too…
Yes, and since she’s in California, Serbia, it’s a total lush win, not a fail at all.
An obvious myspace denizen.
Well, I live in Oakland, Croatia, it’s not a long drive.
Osht, I live on a flag, apparently.
D size vagina?! OxO
That would taake a lot of gas at the pump to fill that thing up.
Reminds me of an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm…
Haha this took me a while to understand.
oh, i was just thinking it was a fail becuase the Grand Prix is a GM product…then i saw the plate…I’d say double fail….
I’m going to get plate that says DPENIS.
out of ink?
mightier?
D SWORD?
is stuck?
in D STONE?
Dammit. I already did my “Lady of the Lake” impression once today…
D JECTED.
You’ll make waves whatever you do Dragon.
D VOTED.
*squeezes mikey D*
D TACHED
D PEN IS DEEP INU D PIN 2U
Aww…thank you, Mikey.
D LIGHTED
I’d like an encore performance.
D SIRES
As you wish.
D VESTS
You look…
D LECTABLE
Can another person join in?
DES PRAT
No.
D PORTS D PRAT
lol you said penis
I bet you named yours “timbob”.
Please…. for the love of (insert deity here) go put yourself out of my misery.
Iv’e seen worse
School-system wise, Fva gina!?
fun fun funny!
u know i wish we had funny plates here too, but you can not choose here…
cool pic is that one
kooooool!
yesterday i wondered when the next sex related failblog entry will appear
oh wonder – its today
unfortunately some of the entries here became boring here
ah well, this one rocked
love and
light to everybody!
Light… light what? What are you lighting!?
RUN RETABA RUN!
*Helps Mikey stretch-out heavy black velvet drape, and wrap Retaba*
.
We gotcha…we gotcha…
Mmmf mmf gwhar! -stares-
It’s like a sausage roll, and Retaba is the sausage!
*lifts the Retaba roll*
ohhhhhhhhhhhh, if only Retaba was swiss.
mmf neener nargh! -_-
*flicks light off. Helps Mikey unwrap the Scary Monster*
I…have something important to go do.
Tell you what, I’ll let you unwrap the enraged Scary Monster while I just. . . .
*runs*
Shit. Umm… *idea ping!* Music…Help!…MUSIC!!!!!
*plays shower scene music from Psycho*
You, DrB and Retaba in a shower? Where’s mr. cuddles when we need him?
Oooh, photo op! *pushes Ry in shower* *zooms in*
Not me, I noticed the “For Men Only” when I was snooping in the medicine cabinet.
*shooves Mookie into shower and sprays everyone with vegtable oil,sets up webcam* Ok everyone just kinda go with the moment, just let what happens happen.
*Lets what happens happen…Spins GIWU and marches him out the door*
.
Okay, now I’m cool with this…it’s just for the photo op, right?
Wait, who’s left in here? I can’t see through the steam.
*pounces*
Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
*Marcches back in, takes his vegtable oil and camera and shuts off the hotwater valve* Shrinkage anyone???
read it again in all details and you (prolly) will notice
Ugh!
People just can’t see it!
Yes we seen your charming message,
P
Our eyes and minds are clever
Underneath all that mean we
Reckon you’re a nice person
So there
I was blinded by the light.
……revved up like a
deucedouche,Wunder Boner in the night.
you just won a kilo of fail
of the finest quality!
unfortunately you have to use it all today
remember that old fail can cause silly comment
untill midnight
like this one
endless crap random stuff BLAH
Oh wow. New kind of troll.
I wish we had the old kind of trolls that lived under bridges and got tricked by thier ownselves
Nice kind to glue to your car.
Nice kind, to glue to your car.
Be kind, glue rind.
And lime the binder of all worthwhile flavors.
Leaves a currious taste in the mouth, no?
Ah, yes.
Airport Marina Honda on a Pontiac Grand Prix!
Another fail!
Something fishy around here…
’tis me!
sorry i was too busy selling fish
what did you say?
like it!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Senslessthings? Is that the sequel to Needful Things?
I have to say, I thought that book was fairly decent. I hope the don’t screw up the sequel too much.
By they I refer to, of course, the multiple sides of Stephen King’s fragile mind.
In Bulgarian it means “two gins” Два джина is the cyrilic version
thank for this enlightening comment
*feels enlighted*
Look boss! D vagina! D vagina!
Well what do you know…
I’ll get ‘em, and I’ll show ‘em not to mess with Hancock!
Ok….this ^ was funny. I laughed….not very much mind you, but still….
lol you said vagina
Maybe the “D” is the size.
I think It’s a letter.
That’ll never fit in my printer, it only takes standard, A4 vagina.
mine is the P-3 Nus
apparently it came from Germany
A Popsie dispenser?
Wow, you’ve been gone a long time huh POB?
About a month. (With a few brief visits.)
Starting to sound like a menstrual cycle for a peri-menopausal woman POB.
perhaps her guy’s plate says ” IMP RICK “, her lez girlfriend has ” NODE ICK “
“MIN JITA”?
first!
Go. Just get out. Never come back. Oh… Have a nice day. (Must not forget the pleasantries)
if you gassed yourself to death with this car… would it be auto-erotic asphyxiation?
If the owner of the car is Bulgarian, this is no fail. It means “two glasses of gin”.
See above comment(s).
Advertising?
in Ontario the license plate would read “Discover The Vagina” lol!!!!!!!!
like adding chocolate TO AN ELECTRICAL STORM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Made with lightning. REAL LIGHTENING!!!!
Should be title Pontiac Grand Fail
Even funnier, “honda” which reads below DVAGINA, means “deep” in spanish.
Heh. Your mom.
In Spanish that means ‘Say Vagina’
Faaaaaaake. No one else noticed it?
Look at the top of the I.
Clever, though.
omg I just saw that car in my apartment complex. I think Diva Gina is my neighbor.
i’ve actually seen this car driving around hollywood!
Maybe the “D” is her attempt at a Vagina emoticon
()
i’ve seen this car!!!! so glad someone got a picture.
Haha! On the licence plate it reads DVA GINA and on the caption of the picture it reads DIVA GINA. There is a FAIL in the FAIL pic. So there is EXTRA FAIL.
I’m from Bulgaria and DVA means “TWO” and DIVA means “WILD” (VAGINA is VAGINA in Bulgarian 
) So in both cases it is funny 
i found another fail >.> it says honda and its a pontiac
It might be appropriate, really… especially given that if you said the name of the car as it’s spelled without the etymology behind it, it’s even funnier.
Oh. I suppose nobody know russian around here. if it would be analog russian letters it would be translated intu inglish as Two Gins!
Its prolly some guy making a joke. D Vagina not Diva Gina. Tbh i think Failblog failed on this 1.