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Ambulance for injury.
woman driver?
Who, fuzz?
What, wax?
What? -stares-
-flails all over Blue2thFairy- My schtick! You don’t see me slapping on wings and stealing children’s hands-free headsets!
What’d I say?
You steal teeth, he stares. Notice the eyes??? If you were in the union, this would never be allowed.
I try not to look a his eyes. That’s how he gains power over his victims.
The trick is to do it when he’s not staring. I done it twice and he didn’t notice.
That’s because of the setting of your eyes. While he was looking at the one eye, the eye on the other side of your head was looking at him. You have an advantage we don’t.
I’ve got fish envy.
Ohhh.. .now I know why I’m not half as cute as he is when he does it…
Aww…you’re still plenty cute, fluffy.
Would it make you feel better if I *boop* you on the nose?
*tickles fluffy under the chin*
that sucks!!
Get used to it.
I’d suck for some blow. Do you have any blow?
Hah! Embarrassing to admit it happened here in Venezuela.
*Snicker.*
*Mounds*
*roots around in B2F’s Pot of Gold*
Did you just call me a leprechan?
Just checking out your Hershey’s highway.
Almond gonna joy this, she’s gonna put on her Clark Bar, checck out B2F’s Hershey highway and make him act as if he is chewing on some Cry Baby gum.
*Chuckles*
*Skors with Mr. Goodbar*
Oh, and I’m the nasty one! Spreading it a bit thin, Lil Debbie?
Just being a good Hostess, cupcake!
You’re a real Devil, Dog!
Better than being a HoHo.
I’m just glad you’re not a Ding Dong. Dumb people are so boring.
Watch it, or she’ll try the Twinkie defense next.
Zing zing Zinger went my heartstrings.
Well, Suzy Q, just say you’ll be true, and I’m yours.
Well TimTam will be along soon and he will vouch for my commitment to you.
Ah come on Ry, you ever gonna let me have a Bit O’ Honey?
I’ve heard about you and your Butterfingers.
Ah come on, I will treat you like the tootsie roll pop commercial. How maany licks does it take….1….2…..3…………………hmmmmm.
*beats his whatchamacallit*
*gives Ryannon some Almond Joy*
Mmm, that’s Nutrageous!
Just don’t ask for the Special Dark… we can’t do that here.
*feels left out* Isn’t there Good ‘n’ Plenty for me?
There there KitKat. *squeezes Mookies M&Ms*
I believe we can find you some…
*gives Mookie a Bit ‘O Honey*
Oh Baby! Ruth is missing out on all the fun.
Yup… Let’s go party on 5th Avenue like the Three Musketeers!
*goes old school and dances the Tootsie Roll while the Symphony plays on*
It has been a shield Twix’t me and death.
It’s a far cry better than dancing the Charleston, don’t Chew think?
Oh Henry! Let’s Take5 and have a drink.
Sure, we can go up to the Sky Bar and watch the Star(s)Burst.
Let’s drink until the gum drops!
That’s just like that..um Whatchamacallit. I used to know
what that was called.
Sigh, I have no memory anymore.
It’s okay Mr. Big, just Eat-More and it will come back to you.
Dude, even if your memory’s a Milk Dud, you can still tell a few Whoppers.
Where’d your ‘T’ go?
I found somewhere to drop off the “tee” over the weekend …
The whole bag of it?
As goatees were ruled out, it hopefully shouldn’t be a problem.
I uphold that ruling, but will hear appeals on a case-by-case basis.
The Indians tossed into the harbor! (That’s our story and we’re sticking to it!)
Screw driver?
Skin diver?
Muff diver?
Pearl diver
*adds ?*
Pearl necklace.
Come here….and here and here and here.
holy diver
Ok, you can get away with that one, but only because it is the
only thing that Dio did that had any listenable value at all.
Nice avatar, the parrots of Telegraph Hill. They used to hang out at the park next to my high school many moons ago.
Thanks, I took this picture near the Embarcadero Center in that
little park where the bike messengers hang out.
I know you are, but what am I?
You’ll be sorry, Pee-wee Herman!
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Snake charmer?
Minnie Driver?
Hey guys this aint funny, well it is, but that person could be seriously hurt
6 out of 7 doctors agree that she is not seriously hurt so it’s ok.
The 7th doctor fell out of the truck with her.
Oh God, I hope so! Uh oh, here I go again… hahahahaha.
Alright Mookie, do you want to be on for the plaintiff or defendant this time?
Oh, defendant, absolutely. The plaintiff just makes me laugh!
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I admire the dark haired gal’s commitment to empathizing with the patient.
It’s like the suttee of the EMS world.
“and if the first responder does not succeed,
hit the road again”
Um, fuzz, they all have dark hair.
I know, I know. It’s like they’re all identifying with one another.
They probably even talk to themselves.
*slowly takes a step back from fuzz*
Stop it, Dilly! You’re confusing us!
That which befuddled abstract was the best lol I’ve had yet today.
Now, now, Fluffy. There are no such things as dillies.
But… but… a minute ago.. right there!
The Fail-bulance
Avis! Help, it’s been kicked out of its nest!
I’m here, I don’t know what you need but I’m here!
It just wasn’t ready to fly yet, poor thing. Sit on it for a while?
No, it’s already hatched.
Tough love!
You got it. I think he tried, though. That’s a good start!
Also? His link isn’t working.
*just realized how bad that sounded*
In the next half of the video, the driver hears people yelling so he stops and backs over and kills the two people who fell out! Oh, it’s so funny. Just press alt & F4 to watch.
squirting flowers and exploding cigars, hm.
fail for wins.
Don’t feed the troll!
Ok, no goodies for you then.
All your goodies are belong to me?
I will not buy these goodies, they are snatched.
I’ll buy ‘em anyways.
There’s a gash in most of them though.
Hah!
New form of bobsledd(ing)?
Power assist luge. Kind of like tow-in surfing.
Ouch.
Did someone call the WAAAAAbulance?
Dial 9 wah wah!
You rAAAhhhhhng?
I hope you brought your firehose.
Because you just landed on your nose.
Anyone know where this end goes?
Sadly, I think I might.
Don’t worry, my line is charged and ready to put into service with a large bore nozzle.
You put the serve in Civil Servant. Now on your knees or I will get the whip!
*obeys*
Yes, Mistress, your wish is my command.
*sets up camcorder*
*dims lights*
*cues pr0n music*
-stares-
*feeds retaba mushrooms*
*adds Syrian rue*
*walks in*
Someone order pizza?
*pants drop*
Well, I was just trying to fix this Xerox machine, but…
*rolls off back of ambulance-truck to gently come to a rest at Dragon’s feet*
*gets up and sways back and forth*
*SqUeEzE*
*wanders into wall, falls over hedge and vanishes*
I think the number is whine-1-1
must.not.laugh
must.not.play.it.again.
76.times.are.enough.
You’re persistent. I like that in a catdog.
See what happens when the government takes over health care?
They can’t afford more than a truck?
Yeah, because that turned out so poorly for Canada.
Mwahaha *waves Canadian flag*
It worked for basically every country besides US.
Especially the part where doctors don’t get paid.
That’s not how it works.
Move along, just ignore the troll…
You’re right, raelalt.
*unjerks knee*
Especially the part where yes they do.
Yeah, it’s a shame about all those US docs getting scammed by insurance companies on technicalities, isn’t it?
**Glad to be Canadian.**
And the part where people flock to the US for lifesaving procedures.
Ownt.
Good thing that board was there to break her fall.
The poice came and fined them for littering.
I’ll take a bier.
(I prefer them distilled.)
That’ll be 500 yen… (Did I get it right?)
Is there a pun couched in there, Retaba?
It’s sofa king obscure you might have missed it.
It was very obscure. Not like the blatant puns that go wheeee!!!!
-sighs- I’ll try harder next time… maybe
-stares down-
*sits down*
WOW! Was that really an ambulance? That woman in the stretcher didn’t seem so secured in.
invisible overhang
That’s why Wonder Woman had a tummy tuck.
greattttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.
Tony the Tiger FTW?
Aww, the video doesn’t show the preparation they did beforehand.
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Excessive use of of the letter “L” Fail
Excessive use of of the letter “L” WIN
Wow, stupid name AND stupid post….Hey ya’ll it’s a 2fur!
Nesting fail..*wails*
Builds B2th a wall for wailing.
-hands Blue2thFairy a flail for flailing-
but what I REALLY need is a Wunder Boner.
You make me want a hot dog real bad.
Wow. The exact same thing happened to Homer Simpson once.
Or twice.
….and Peter Griffin.
… and that lady.
… and those guys on Jackass.
And my ex-husband. Oh, wait, that wasn’t an accident.
Shhhh, the DA may be reading this.
RE: This Reality – I’m so very glad, actually, that it’s kept relatively clean around here – I lost another fun environment when the Bureau confiscated the log (server). I won’t mention it by name or this one might also *poof*
LOL, reminded again 3 days in a row of Mr. H. Potter.
“Shouldn’t have said that”
especially as my face as gravitar lol
w/e
In the same episode.
Call 911! Can’t breathe for laughing.
What’s the number!?
999?
You’re standing on your head…. Satan.
Your just mad cause someone dropped a house on your sister.
Oh yeah? *steals B2th’s ShamWow* Now who’s a big tough guy, huh?
*bottom lip quivers*
*flees*
*Hands Bluetooth/Retaba-in-training a squeegie*
Here, try this, big guy.
I’ve always been curious if B2TF’s Shammy was the real deal, or just one of those imitators they always caution about.. Mookie?
I assure you, my ShamWow! is authentic. Never speak of this ever again less your tongue be soaked in acid and un-peeled potatoes shoved up your rectum.
I prefer to use rusty spiked maces… but whatever floats your boat! -stares-
Lest best.
Best diagnostic for prognosis of said Sham?
2th – Acid and unpeeled roots @ Sham? Cool?
It’s ok, one day you can be big and strong like me. You just need to get through these weak moments!
Hand Mookie a can of spinach
Training for the luge fail.
Carting around your emotional luge again?
So, a luger loser?
I expected a de-luge of puns on this one.
*hides the Luger*
*steals the Lager*
*calls up a logger and asks about his wood*
How much longer are you gonna be on that phone?
Why? Did you feel like f0ne b0ning?
YES my number is 1-888-438-2427
Whoa! She sounds like she’s hot! Tell me, do I push #2 or #3?
Depends on what you enjoy – your preference.
I usually go for #3.
Hocks the loogie
How much did you get for it??
No much, it wasn’t worth spit.
Maybe you should sell it to the bogeyman.
’snot worth it.
oh, just wow…i don’t know how anyone thought that was a good idea
Bondage-mobile is a good idea, just needs some tweaking.
And some more gauzy dressing for the bondage.
(hmm, now who’d be best at making medical supplies-inspired apparel …)
Hmmm…. I wonder if we can find someone smutty enough to be the driver…
Mookie has Thursdays free.
Hmmm, click name to see what this turns into! (Adult content) (Vol. is kind of loud)
I think I’ll pass this time. I’m running low on brain bleach.
Good idea, I kinda regret ever finding it.
Wow, Retaba, I don’t know what that was, but it crashed Firefox.
Possibly time for a QuickTime update?
(not really worth it for this little bizarrity, however)
I agree, I regret putting it in this thread. It just seemed so connected to what was being discussed at the time, I’ll remember this lesson from now on. Forgive me!
Oh no worries Retaba!
It was kind of amusing (and certainly odd) …
… it fit in with some other strange pic links over the last several dozen hours, to boot.
It’s good you skipped it. It can’t have ended well.
Now why does that remind me of the dress I made out of latex, surgical masks, and a blood pressure cuff?
And why does make me think of undressing you and playing doctor?
==——–♥
Just warm up the stethoscope first this time!
*provides a heartwarming examination* –
babe, you put the I-love-what-I-see into the ICU
That warms my heart.
redundancy fail; somehow I only read the 2nd line.
Cause that was the best part!
Intensive care is the best.
You might be a redneck if…
You’re taken to the ER in the back of a pickup truck. And you fall out.
…or your front porch collapses and kills more than 4 dogs.
…but your furniture is unscathed because it’s on the lawn.
…creative, using all the broken down cars as furniture.
You should see his pool, trunk turned jacuzzi is amazing.
…your mother keeps a spit can on her ironing board.
… your All Solid Oak Furniture is just some big logs
… your mama does NOT remove the Marlboro from her her mouth when she tells the state trooper to kiss her ass.
(that is my all time favorite one of those)
i think that woman who fell out of the car got more hurt than the guy on that board thingy.
Prove it.
*faceplants Fail-O-Mail*
see ? look at that?
*apologizes*
Ah, damn. You caught me. I copied the answer from the back of the book!
The Book of the Law?
She did a nice Faceplant!
If only she was on fire, she had that tuck, duck n’ roll thing goin on, I think Ryan even had a firehose handy.
That is LB’s firehose and I am not a girl that shares nicely.
Watch out, she’ll cut you man.
I’ve got a shiv in my front pocket, a shank in my back pocket, a machete tucked down my jeans, a switchblade in my purse and I keep a paring knife in my hands at all times in case I come across an apple and I feel hungry.
….or an unexpected date with Charles Manson?
Ha she really will wouldn’t she, I dunno where to step, I got knives in one direction or potatoes coming from the other.
Choose wisely.
Go down the rabbit hole!
Just ask Alice.
Do you have her number? She doesn’t live here anymore.
*Has Alice in chains.*
*sniff*
what have you done with mimzy?
Marius! *unchains Alice*
The nuns at Sisters of Mercy will hear about this!
The Mission will be to avenge this wrong!
Didn’t realize everyone would have Strokes over this.
*Hides the Dead Milkmen and collection of Goo Goo Dolls*
I think I need a Confessional.
Yes?
Get lost!
If Alice & Mimzy are cool, it’s cool.
It’s not cool, this zoo is full of retards! Marius!!
OMG is the first google hit on that skaree _clic(or_not>
lolWHAT?? Do NOT judge the Dead Milkmen on that!
Just what the well-prepared zombie hunter is wearing this season.
It’s in the Umbrella Corporation’s manual.
mm, Crispy.
In the ski industry we call that a high-speed quad.
Ski has an industry?
TEEEBOOOOOWWWW
DUUUUMBAAAAAS
Norm, your’e avatar automatically nominates you for the potential Pedo of the Week award!
There is a Pedo of the Week award? Is it a statue of Woody Allen?
How did you get that from a picture of me and the neighbor girl, T-140Q?
LaWL 2 teh m4x!!!
wanna-be ambulance
wanna-be Emergency Response Team
wanna-be stretcher
real-life *faceplant* !
This is what happens to people when they get too sexually frustrated.
Oh, my. Is there some place I can get treatment before it comes to that.
See Ryannon, she’s high dollar but worth every penny.
And from now on…stop playing with yourself!
I was wondering if anyone would pick up on that. I should have known my dear Dragon would.
Can I keep doing it ’till I have to wear glasses?
You’ll rue the day!
Rue the day? Who talks like that?
If there’s anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know.
Can you hammer a six inch spike through a board with your penis?
A girl’s gotta have her standards.
May I say, professor, I admire your taste in footwear.
*wiggles toes in fuzzy bunny slippers*
I want to start seeing more of you on Failblog Dragon!
Fine. I’ll gain weight.
You won’t roux the day that you befriend a saucy babe.
You might try two roux a day — a mixture of wheat flour and fat, traditionally clarified butter. It is the thickening agent of three of the mother sauces of classical French cooking: sauce béchamel, sauce velouté, and sauce espagnole. Butter, vegetable oils, or lard are common fats used. It is used as a thickener for gravy, other sauces, soups and stews. It is typically made equal parts of flour and fat by weight.
LOL … that’s two much pun!
.
*living in synchronicity, doubling double-A*
Look a little further down. We were all thinking the same thing.
Admiral, I’ll meet you at the Rue d’Amoureux tonight!
Uhh…Dragon…I, uh don’t know how to rue. I’ve never rued before. Is there a book I can read about rueing?
You’ll regret reading up on it.
*sigh*
I tried.
*squeeze*
In frying pan melt butter, add flour over medium high heat. Mix until mixture looks like dough – “RUE”. Slowly add milk stirring rapidly. Cook until mixture is same texture, add more milk, continue until thickness desired.
Look who just road in.
I was getting ores fixed. Sorry it took so long.
looks like we’re on a roux to all over the place
*facepalms and tries to erase comment further up*
Everyone stop. What are we punning on?
Whatever it was, looks like Ry rue in’d it.
(I hope that wasn’t too rue’d.)
As long as you follow some sort of rue’ls it shouldn’t matter.
*rue’minates*
I love reading all these puns and then Avis’ logical comment below it.
Are you trying to cause a brue’haha?
*gives Mikey a rue’tilated quartz*
*cooks up a batch of rue-tebaga roux*
*beams*
Thankyou!
*perue’ses reference books to find out what that means*
It’s kind of like an egret, but more rheumatic.
You prue’d, trying to spoil our fun!
It’s kind like regret, but more emphatic.
Rue is also an herb that is damned near impossible to find in the US.
Tell me about it. Also, the basis of the phrase “Flying Carpet Ride” (was used as blue dye) for the same reasons it’s hard to find.
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tl;dr
Medica, I rarely lol but I lol’d. Thank you
Thank you Medica, that was epic.
Praises to you both, responsible for many audible lulz on my part.
Keeps my workday sane.
Really?
You want it all, but you can’t have it.
It’s in your face but you can’t grab it.
From the bottom, it looks like a steepened climb.
Yes, but what is it??!
Fuzzy, stop that.
♪ You’ve got to share it, so you dare it
Then you bare it and fuzzy bear it ♪
.
… only you can prevent fuzzy bares
Douglas Quaid: I don’t remember you. I don’t remember us. I don’t even remember me.
Melina: Did you get amnesia? How did you get here?
Douglas Quaid: Hauser left me a message.
Melina: Hauser? you’re Hauser.
Douglas Quaid: Not anymore. Now, I’m Quaid. Douglas Quaid.
Melina: C’mon Hauser. Have you lost your mind?
EPILEPTIC
Well no medic is needen now. He’s dead. Great job.
I didn’t die; I just had work to do and was away for a spell.
But you are apparently needen.
No, Ruthenian. ;p
I’m off to Quizzo now, if there’s a question about the Ukraine, I’m buying you a beer.
Yes, please.
I take it Ukraine did not come up?
No, and we were fourth AGAIN. Boo.
Off topic – has anyone noticed we can see all posts even after 200? YAY FAILBLOG!!
And there was much rejoicing!
Que the doves! Que the damn doves!
I hope you’re not talking about the Polish ones, they all starved to death.
Yay!!!
Let’s see what happens when we hit 300!
From going back and looking at earlier blogs, 300 does seem to be the new limit.
Did they cap it again? Or do we just have to resort back to the “?cp=all” thing?
Over 300 entries and you have to use the cp=all crap again.
aww crap.
Um, I love the new “Notify me of followup comments via email” box. Yeah, um, don’t think I’m going to try that.
*imagines inbox flooded with Failblog emails*
*realizes that the above comment is like dangling bait in front of a starving shark for the neighborhood smut-mongers*
*….leaves it and steps back*
“neighborhood smut-monger”
I’m going to engrave that on my tombstone.
BTW, I couldn’t think of anyway to “smut-mongatize” my comment?????
It was smuttified by virtue of it coming from you
Eh, I digress.
I accidenty clicked it and my inbox was hammered like me on prom night.
Thanks. I feel better now.
Thanks, I feel like standing next to a boulder in the desert now.
Thanks, I feel like jumping up and down in footed pajama bottoms now.
Footed pjs and standing next to a boulder are the PC term for retarded thse days.
us fellow smut-mongers have to stick together…..sometimes literally.
Shhh don’t say “stick together” or they will get the hose on us like they did to Mookie and Lou
Sounds kinky.
I thought that was Lou’s hose? I’m confused. *stands next to boulder*
*offers Mookie half of PJs*
I’ll take the top, just to keep you from looking ridiculous.
A new age has begun. An age of freedom, and all will know, that 300 gave their last comment to — oh, hey, look, two birdies and a fairy.
Shiny!
Shine on, you crazy
diamonddragon.Immortals… we put their name to the test.
Better test them, there can be only one.
FAILBLOGGERS! TONIGHT! WE DINE! IN FU KING CHINESE RESTAURANT!
There should be a ‘cp=all me all the time’ thingy.
It would seem to be easy to implement, in the same manner that the site remembers our username/email/website across visits.
OMG I didn’t know if that was just me.
*pops old bottle of Lambic*
*gets out many glasses*
Kriek, framboise. pêche?
Framboise (Cantillon Rosé de Gambrinus)
Mmmmmmmm *bubbles over*
Better than Cantillon, that.
FAKE !!!
WHERE? WHERE?…Oh, shit…I thought he said snake.
That’s not a snake, mr. cuddles is just happy to see you.
The one-eyed trouser snake?
Wana see an elephant?
*pulls out pants pockets*
Here are the ears…
*starts to unzip pants*
…now for the trunk
(ok,ok, I didn’t say “adult” elephant)
Hah, a friend has a similar shtick when showing how a one armed man counts his change.
*puts B2th and raelalt’s friend on list for next kids’ party*
Wait till you see what I can do with a balloon and crisco.
You know, as many times as I have used that line it still never works.
That’s because Crisco is full of trans fats.
Mmhmm. But I’m more worried about the balloon. What if it pops?
Weren’t trans fats illegalized like, a year or two ago?
… so WHAT THE HELL IS CRISCO NOW!?! (something worse)
Apparently it is indeed free of trans fat but I can’t find the ingredients.
Must be why only the trans-vestites fall for it.
Just a bit too transparent.
as
if
shuh!
S.N.U.H.
like, totaly
Guh!
BRING BACK “WAGON TRAIN”
I lol’d
What’s really sad is that I actually remember watching Wagon Train.
amg no wai
ooooooo, Guess that phrase, I love this game, lets see.
“Ay! My God, I have no waist?”
And all this time I thought he was protesting the Web Accessibility Initiative.
He could be bitching about the shitty waitress/waiter service we have around here.
*scrawls “NO SERVICE, WAITED 30 MINUTES” in ketchup on the counter*
I went to a place yesterday and asked if I could sit anywhere but in one server’s section. About 10 minutes into my lunch, he comes over. “Do you have a problem with me?” I do now!
Shortest video fail ever.
Short but sweet.
You are replying to a man that probably doesn’t like boobs smaller than a Double F.
Who said they were boobs? Maybe he just likes cantaloupes.
Cored out.
Filled with cottage cheese.
Sure that’s not just soap residue?
I’m pretty sure that’s head cheese.
*eyes raelalt wonders if Pinky was ever adopted*
I hope so, I think his real name is Claude D. Bawls though.
Remember, kids. Always securely tie down your load.
Or what? It will shoot all over her face?
aaaaaaand we will file this comment under “Things we think but do not say”
*que Jerry Maguire soundtrack*
But you’re not Ry. You go girl!
You’d think they’d use the tailgate… (more like a failgate now)
Is there anybody going to listen to my story.
All about the girl I left behind?
Ah, fail
Fail, fail. . .
Did she she understand it when they said
that a man must break his back to earn his day of leisure?
Ah, girl!
*will almost always get a Beatles reference*
Think about it this way…he (she?) may get a wheeechiair out of it!
Are you telling me what to think?! I resist your hivemind!
*Delivers pod to Dilly’s house.*
OoOOoo! Delivery? For me??
There should have been a slow-motion replay at the end.
I wonder if this dude came out alright? I mean that was a pretty hard hit. But what I can’t get over is the lack of common sense of these people. I mean with a basic understanding of physics and gravity, you’d know to tie down stuff and if you hold on to something in the car, and you’re not tied down, you’re not going to stop it no matter how tight you hold.
*waits for Dan to understand that the reasons he just gave are exactly why this video is on FAILBLOG*
*snerk*
*is not holding breath*
Avis, I’m cooking your balsamic vinegar chicken right now. Yum yum yum…!
Let me know how you like it!
There is a new recipe up btw.
Ok, I have to brag alittle. I decided to experiment tonight with dinner.
B2F’s Veggie and Pork stuff:
1.5 lbs of boneless pork chops cut up into bite size pieces
2 squash
1 onion
1 green bell pepper
1 can of mushrooms
1 bag o scallions
Add 1 1/2 – 2 cups of Soy sauce, 3 tbsp of butter and 1 tbsp of garlic power to preheated frying pan
Add cut up pork to pan and brown for 3- 5 minutes
Add veggies
cover and simmer for 15 minutes
Add extra soy and/or garlic to taste
WHAAALAAA!
Sounds good but you spelled Add 1 1/2 – 2 cups of habaneros wrong
He also left out the tablespoon of peanut butter and the cup of crack.
Rather 2 cups of chiles than a cup o’ crack.
Though that might get you far, for a bit.
CUPS of soy sauce? Dear Lord, just how many is this supposed to feed?
No One on a Low Sodium Diet, that’s fer sure!
I’d have to steal like 300 Soy Sauce packets from the China Bear just to make this recipe!
I put salt on almost all of my food, but this might be a little more than even I can handle!
Opps! Ok NOT cups of soy sauce….um yuck.
Anyway how bout this. just enough soy,butter and garlic to form a thin layer on the bottom of the skillet?
Crap. It was late and I was tired/full.
Avis, t’was deeeeelicious. I added lemon and a dash of soy sauce (…cups?….CUPS????) and served over brown rice cooked in chicken stock and peas. Yum!!
Mmmm! Sounds great! I love to hear how people have improvised my recipes! As per the lemon, usually I serve that dish with the lemon sage green beans, so I tend to ad a bit of lemon juice to the chicken too.
*scampers up Dragon’s tail and neck*
SMOOCHIE!
*scampers down and waits nervously, tail flicking*
*gives Skwerlly a yummy acorn cookie*
*eyes Skwerily Bob for signs of rabies*
Otherwise, it sounds Very Good! I’d add lots o’ minced garlic and serve over rice.
Oh, you must be new here. After all, anybody who’s been here for a while now is no longer surprised by lack of common sense. You underestimate human stupidity.
Well, since nobody is ever on topic with comments anyway, I figured I’d bring this up. This was in a news article about Bush defending his legacy.
“Mr Bush admitted to a series of mistakes in his presidency, including the decision to give a speech under a “Mission Accomplished” banner on a US aircraft carrier after the Iraq war”
Anybody remember that one? There was such a heated debate on whether or not it was actually a fail, and now even Bush himself admits it. Ah, how nostalgic.
Ahhh the good ole days. Makes you pine for a down home Abu Ghraib reunion.
I do not understand the voting, this is a 5 star fail. I guess because no one said “boner”.
I do not understand your interpretation of 4.5.
1: yes you are
2: you did
2.5: wtf did you make these websites with identical pages
has haldron …
~and~
is it christmas
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pretty funny whether so or whether not
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3.5:
nice response, directly above
I suspect FAIL Blog has a built-in breathalyzer.
Has anyone else experience this?
… wisdom is beyond me.
^d
gone, gone, …
Somebody call an ambulance!
UK (ChattahBox) – In a story that has shocked the UK, two ambulance workers have been arrested after they were recorded refusing to help a disabled man who was having a heart attack.
lol… just about as bad as Metro West Ambulance
I’m sure if JD (the owner) could get away with it and it saved him money he would downgrade to pickups rather then ambulances:)
fake
fail is too old now *yawns*
please tell me that wasn’t in florida. that seems very ‘florida’ somehow.
Haha it’s not really fair to laugh (cause i bet it really hurt!) but it’s hilarious! rofl!
So much fail, so little time.
More like Inertia Win!
Fail. It will not come up on my inferior Windows Machine.
i just don’t find this one funny… that person probably died if he was on a spineboard
The woman who falls of still makes me laugh!
Also a Mexican fail and flatbed fail.
driver needs a fly kick
Nothing like adding injury to injury. Were they out of insults? BTW, who left the troll gate unlocked… seriously. I thought we talked about this.
That wasn’t funny at all.
This clip is totally not funny and should be removed
WELCOME TO VENEZUELA PEOPLE!
wtff, you guys are wayyy of topic.
thats crazy sheeiit, and that lady fell of too.
Looks hurtful.:o
no such word as hurtful. only painy.
dude its like “failing… plz wait” LOL!
Well I didnt see that one coming
esa es mi colombia carajo!
eep
eep!
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