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Nice try…but no sardine.
Now THAT is the cleverest, on-target comment in weeks. And, unlike the usual dipsheets, you did not yell “I’M FIRST”. Whatsamatter?? You got a life or sumpin’?
OINKER, you do seem to set low standards for ‘clever’ comments.
bonds just jealous he didnt get first
The ‘being first’ novelty wore off a long time ago. Now, only newbies are amused by being the very first person to comment.
And before you try to even FORM a riposte, check all apostrophes are in place. Seriously, your English teacher is probably crying as she reads that comment.
JAPANESE!
Yes, I’m Japanese. Have you got a problem with that?
How could he tell? You barely type with any accent at all.
You can see it in his i’s.
OWNED^
More like rented at reasonable rates.
i haz a meat log between my legz!
I dislike the president-elect.
haw haw hawwww!
Obama sucks
Adorable. You go on a forum, repeatedly say something you believe the majority of the commenters will be shocked/upset by, and wait for the indignant comments to roll in.
???
PROFIT!
Try somewhere else, nobody cares.
I’ve been told I look quite European. Probably because my dad’s English.
I’ve been told I look quite short. Probably because of my height.
What does that even mean?!
it’s just a tall tale.
a short story.
In some countries, 5′almost3″ is considered tall!
And 5 inches is considered over average!
*shifty eyes*
Mookie says anything over 10″ is just a waste.
Not so! You just lop off the extra and it makes a lovely keepsake.
Why do I have a visual of a trophy case with various bits of body parts in it?
Because you’re looking at your mantel.
His what?
His?
Her, I mean your, I mean…oh, never mind.
*grumbles and wanders off*
Ah, puberty.
Where, where?
I’m not touching that one….
Yes, it could get you arrested.
Depends on the country.
Man, we need to find you a girlfriend, pal.
mr. cuddles is still looking. Our success rate is not so good right now.
first?
No.
Now go back to your kindergarten, your teachers are looking for you.
Go back to church, your preachers are looking for you.
Go back to your alleyway, Your rapist is looking for you.
BFF, dude you blew it! Mary Kate is (was) your new hook up!
“hook up”? I refuse to be with some girl I’ve never heard of!
Olsen twins? Kill!!
You’ll get over that.
No Brits I met had ever heard of me, but I didn’t have a problem,
lol
No, I’m serious. He sucks (Obama)
Anyone care what trollie thinks? Anyone? No.
uhh.. lemme check. Yeah, no.
I’m no troll. Wait and see what he has in store for you. Don’t be blinded by the media into believing in his proposed tax cuts. He’s a hardcore liberal, and he will raise your taxes.
obama does suck!!!!!
YAY GATORS! Screw OK.
I know, there’s only been something like 17 alligator attacks on humans in the past 58 years in Florida. I like those odds, I would have thought WAY more.
Never screw OK, strive to screw stupendously. Work hard at leaving your victim in a coma, never just settle for screwing ok.
Indeed. Sex should be a bloodsport. Or a wizard since the two are similar.
first!!!!!!!!!!!!
Could all trolls remain in their original fails, I repeat, Could all trolls remain in their original fails.
Fred and Dana are Tom’s mutant offspring.
Sorry, the trolls have flown beyond their fail-safe points. Now you need the three-letter code to recall them.
Just think of the damage he did to that bridge!
I think the bridge did more damage to the truck.
Hahahahahahaha, I like it.
meat log ftw!
dr blowjob
That driver got out to take a quick picture and then disappear forever.
I still can’t believe you’re not a chick.
Oh man…
That better?
Now it looks like a pecker, but I lol’d pretty hard
*goes off to find avatar to prove manhood*
No!!!!! Ahhhh, sorry!
*goes off to find avatar to prove pirate credentials*
O, don’t worry. I just need to photoshop out my nosehair.
PS: Yarr…
Heh, I would’ve just needed to photoshop out my facialhair.
…but it got waxed a few fails back!
P.S. Shivaaarrr me timbers…
.
*scratches parrot*
You changed your name and your avatar!
I’m glad I recognized you though, I have a lovely bottle of Shiraz to share.
*discreetly slips something powdered in bottle*
Drink up!
*Hic!* I accidenty my email as my username. Oooo, kkkkaty!
*QUAFFS!*
.
Babe, that’s a lovely drop…thannnnnnnkksss……urrrr..
.
*awake…but a passenger*
*tries to figure out what bjd means*
*comes up with some possibilities, none worth repeating in public*
Blow job doer, since 1974.
I was thinking blow job daddy but I like yours better.
Bryan James Davidson *nod* I am going to start calling him Bryan.
Bill Jobs’ date
Now Bryan is going to think you have mixed Bill Gates and Steve Jobs and he is NOT going to like that.
Didn’t you hear? The government made a hybrid clone of them. They’re calling him the multi-billion dollar man, and have him starting on a new operating system that he is tentatively calling “Applesoft”. Anyway, he has a soft spot for Bryan and the two of them were spotted holding hands over a candle-lit dinner in a posh restaurant in Vegas recently. The paparazzi were very excited.
Ah, the life of Bryan is a hit once again.
PENIZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ball joint doll?
i haz a meat log…..
That wasn’t your face I waxed. Just wait until that topical anaesthetic wears of.
uh oh…
Those marks WERE NOT cause by wax strips!
^d
Check your messages, silly boy.
Ouch! You’re not the first to use a tattoo gun for msgs, you know. Buy you got my attention. *Searches for the Bepanthen*
*is over correcting typos tonight*
Penis!!!!!!
…he said after a disastrous attempt at a one-night stand.
Nope, I’m pretty sure he’s drinking!
I can’t make out that avatar, DrB – what is it?
That’s a glass of shiraz in my left. Oh…and while that other thing’s a sword, I am pleased to see you
.
.
(I’ll Add you for the full pici).
You shouldn’t drink and rive.
1st =)
Die…
*tosses the lighter and poison air freshener to Hejhopp*
Here, have some fun.
And, to add some more flames, make irmi eat plenty of baked beans.
*dillycount, click*
Taze to the face
Ouch! What did I do to deserve that?
Blackqhat, if you wanna remove your facial hair, just use a regular electrolosis wand. Honestly! *shakeshead* The youth of today!
or try a potato peeler
I wouldn’t if I were you. Look what happened to Vincent Van Gogh.
*sigh*
Low ryder…
Yep Ryder seem to be having a bad time… Business FAIL soon?
Still better than Budget
Still better than your face.
People like trucks without their roofs.
Uhhh… Im kinda getting sick of these “trucks hit bridges that are too low”. Does anyone understand this feeling? They make up half of the posts now and it’s not really that funny
Yeah, there are quite a few of these pictures lately… They really aren’t that funny, but it comes to show you how many of these truck drivers fail frequently.
Fail recognition. One was not a bridge but a tree.
And there was another that was not a bridge nor a tree, but a hook hanger bear with a huge boner.
It would had been funnier with a failed truck, but the truck driver was busy playing rock-paper-scissors in the desert.
After eating a doucheburger and making his kids scream.
My favorite is when that truck got hit by a zorb.
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http://failblog.org/2008/09/11/zorb-fail/#comments
Seriously, Dilly.. how many times did you watch that fail?
Sometimes, when you fall in love with something, you just can’t let it go. We said we’d stay in touch, but the phone calls got farther and farther apart. The feelings will never fade, though. Zorb fail, if you’re listening, I love you more than life itself. I was wrong to leave and I’ll always treasure our time together.
Zorb fail met some trespasser in the back of a motel and was never seen again.
Oh god, why? Why?? It was so young, only a few months old! It’s probably doing amateur porn in some skeevy rec room as we speak.
I read somewhere Zorb eventually cleaned itself up and is currently living in Tierra del Fuego with a Hippity Hop Ball.
haha du gies…wheres the fish??
instant convertible
inconvertible.
converted
Coveted
Carpeted
rug burn…? what have YOU been doing!?
things, it involves a vicar and a potato
I did not have potato relations with that Vicar.
We have found Potatoes of Mass Destruction in Iraq.
I never told that potato to lie, not a single time; never.
Potatoes of mashed destruction
Anthrax is nothing more than finely grated instant potato flakes with a little extra oomph added in.
Calculated
What a peeling
Oh what a peeling, Toyota!
I’m gonna take the shell and pin it up in my collection
So many truck fails lately?!
I hear that. apparently they are funny to SOMEONE because they’re still getting votes constantly.
its a clearance fail, everything must go
failblog is setting the bar a little low lately
That is way the trucks are losing their roofs. The bar may be too low
In summer, I always use a convertible truck.
In summer, I always get a pervertible suck
I like turtles
*pops on chef hat!*
How would you like your turtles?
What the hell!? Why is there a massive di- oh right it’s just your chef hat. Never mind.
No, no. My bad. I usually wear my chef hat on there.
Simmered with onions, garlic, tomato and potatoes in a delicious red wine reduction.
Thanks!
What the hell is this? a damn blog about truck drivers too dumb to go under bridges? Because it’s like the fifth pic of the kind in a week. I got the joke, let’s move on…
or are you out of failures?
no there was just another one…YOU
Too dumb to go under bridges? I thought them going under the bridges was the problem in the first place.
If you look closely, he tried to go over the bridge first.
He was headed to grandma’s house. He got the over, now he needed the under before he went through the woods.
Why, is he out of jam?
No, he had some bologna to give her.
Im sure she will wolf it right down.
*puff*puff*blow*
Oooh! Shotgun!
Actually they are all the same picture! It’s been Photslopped! Can’t you see? the pixels are all wrong!
/Troll alert, you’ve been warned
that was a joke.
and are the commenters a group of people complaining about the same thing?
May I suggest you go to the vote page and make the one(s) YOU like appear?
It took me a while to get this one.
Re-Elect Winkle
Did you actually think the truck was a convertible or something?
I’d like to know what happened to the bridge.
It’s right behind the truck.
It was a Hit & Run Accident and there’s an APB out for a Low Bridge.
But have no fear, Sheriff Wee Willie Winckle is on the job!
Good he’s got my vote in the bag!
Somewhere, Baby Giant belches.
39th~ lol all aboard the fail truck
I don’t see a bridge that did this, but I do see power lines. They must attach them much tighter to the poles than in other areas.
Like a cheese slicer? That is a great mental image.
Gives a whole new meaning to “greated” cheese.
Did “greated cheese” have an original meaning?
Yes.
It was good, but then it was promoted and greated.
The Great White Whey
In the Broadest sense, it won a bleu ribbon.
I doubt they have Ryder in Poland.
Popeye spinach truck fail!
Crap. There goes my deposit.
What are you doing renting all these trucks lately?
Carting around my emotional baggage.
Guess a trip overseas is just about out of the question?
She’ll hafta pay waaaay to much for that extra baggage.
You know, Mooks, if you use your passport that stuff might get lost in transit.
I’m working on it actually! Where you at, B?
Paradise.
.
(I just tried to use the tech)
You must have had a hard time getting past the angels with flaming swords.
Those angels are suckers for a hard time!
Steal their sword, and you might stand a chance of not getting decapitated/disemboweled the second you set foot in Valhalla.
So Eden = Valhalla?
It must be chaos with all those animals and dead vikings.
The Land of Nod is near Bridlington, and that lies East of Eden. By my reckoning, that places Eden in West Yorkshire.
The GDI will pleased with this intel…
^be -_- Sorry, just woke up!
Oh, Götterdämmerung.
Only thing missing is a truckload of people packed in the back jumping out of that sardine can.
I guess I’ll never understand why they just don’t stop the trucks..
I mean if I heard or felt something crazy like the top of my trailer ripping off. I might just stop driving.. Maybe even back up a little..
Excuse my sudden use of logic in an illogical place however here goes. Sometimes, a truck will be loaded down and will make it under the bridge. They go deliver the load and go back under the bridge that they went under earlier and suddenly the truck is too tall because 5,000 pounds was just lifted from the back. Happens quite frequently, as evidenced by Failblog. And just like rats with ears on their backs, it never gets old.
Whenever I feel any resistance while driving, my first instinct is to FLOOR IT! But that’s why I’ve ripped off the right side mirror and creased one side. (no joke, btw)
Ugh, there is a place in AR right before you go into OK that has a strip where you go 45, then 50, then 55, then 60, then 65 and suddenly 70. I learned the hard way that there is a cop sitting at the 45-50 spot. You can see all 6 signs from one of the hill tops where you start the 45. It’s bad. I don’t even go 45 in that area now.
Hmmmm…what’s this dog leash doing on my bumper?
“Dog killer!”
How to make instant corrugated roof iron:
1. Take a truck that is taller than the local bridge in your area.
2. Drive under said bridge
3. After driving under said bridge, remove crumpled roof from truck
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Well? whadda ya expect? a congratulations? Allright, [sarcasm] Congratulations.[/sarcasm]
Now piss off. i’m busy.
Trucks driving under something that is too short is to Fail Blog as kick in the groin is to America’s Funniest Home videos.
“A kick in the groin” to America’s Funniest Home videos is like “two people who hate each other getting married at the end” to a Hollywood movie.
Hey, who can name a movie with no romance in it whatsoever?
I’ll go first: Predator
most animal porn and all of the corporate orientation movies i’ve been forced to watch
MOST animal porn?!
Shoot, they didn’t include instructions… Now how do I get this thing open?
Is it just me or have there been like 5 of this kind of picture in the last week?
Not just you.
It’s getting kind of old.
People with more truck than brains, we get it. New fails, please and ty.
Agreed.
NINETY-SECOND!!!!!!11one
92 GET
✍
?!
“✍” it’s the “Hand Holding a Pencil” Wingding Character
With the quotation marks it looks like it’s giving it a hand job.
*looks again*
well perhaps it isn’t a pencil after all?
I think you stumbled across the elusive Wingdongs.
*doesn’t want* (personally has one but will share with right girl)
That made me giggle.
And only two days before my birthday!
I’m starting to get the feeling truck manufacturers go around measuring bridge heights, then make their trucks just a couple of inches taller than that just so they get lots of repeat business. It’s almost as good as a bailout!
It’s a conspiracy. This is what caused the AIG downfall.
No, it was:
Maurice “Alaric” Greenberg
Mark Sullivandal
Robert WilHunstad
Invisible Bridge WIN
If the past few fails are any indication, it might be time to make a truck with a removable roof…or at least a sunroof.
Last
Is anyone else tired of these bridge clearance fails?
I would imagine the bridge builders and the truck companies are feeling the same way.
Are you from Florida, Ryannon?
It depends on whether you are my old stalker that just got out of jail or if you are just assuming because of the my undying Gatorhood. Technically, I am a bigger fan of ‘Noles but I will take a Gator win when necessary.
Me.
I hope they payed for the parking meter right next to it… you wouldn’t want to get towed away.
Breaking news! The Bridge Makers that Make Bridges too Low Association has bought Failblog and put all of their pictures on it!
giraffe
cameleopard?
*rides in on a llama*
*SQUEEEEZES the moomin!*
*llama, llama, ducks*
Tiny wombats with polka dots
How the HELL could failblog have missed the Winckle?
i was there it was fun
I was there it was rum *hic*
I love the power glove. It’s so bad.
Total fail on the wrong fail!
Your truck belongs to the bridge
The bridge’s like a can opener
Oh so shiny!
I’ve actually seen this happen before.
You don’t need the rental insurance. It’s a scam. That’s how these places make all their money.
It looks like it was really close, the way it just barely sheared off the top… if his truck had been full he prolly would have made it.
Ha… we had a ryder truck in our area (I’m on the fire department) that the trailer buckled, literally broke in half driving down the interstate.
Look at all the pre-e-e-e-e-ety chrome!