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  1. :( says:

    damn..not first….

  2. Rox says:

    What’s the fun of a clothed mannequin?

    • Huggy Bear says:

      u get to de-clothe them :D

      • tzedragon says:

        You may not ask the staff to undress the mannequins.. they are for public Dis Play.. yes, it appears that you are encouraged to undress them yourself and you do not need their permission.

        • Marius says:

          Breaking the law,
          Breaking the law . . .

        • ill Dottore says:

          this fail is lame. the sign just says, the clothes the mannequins wear is just for show, not for sell and that you don’t need to ask the clerks, if you can buy the clothes shown, because they won’t sell them anyway. even though, if they would be the last one of their size/color/…
          to think “please don’t ask us to undress them” is conterminous with “if you want to buy what the mannequins wear, undress them yourself, have fun little pervert” is a very cheap and infantile joke.
          the only fail is the bad service of the store. and that’s not such a big fail to be shown here.

          • anon says:

            not bad service…the shop wont undress the mannequins
            because they cost about £2000 each, most shops employ other companies
            to undress the mannequins for them.
            but i agree that this is a bad fail.

    • fuzz on the concept says:

      These mannequins are for cosplay only.

      • Mookie says:

        What’s nice is they don’t require foreplay.

      • TMI Service says:

        Japanese sex clubs that specialize in sexual cosplay are known as an “image clubs,” a type of brothel similar to “fashion health parlors” (a form of massage parlor that manages to avoid the anti-prostitution law by offering a range of services that stop short of vaginal intercourse). They differ in that image clubs are themed along popular sexual fantasies such as an office, a doctor’s surgery, a classroom, or a train carriage. The prostitutes themselves, whose activities are usually limited to oral sex, wear exaggerated costumes appropriate to the setting and the desire of the customer.
        .
        Fashion-Health clubs, by the way, can be found in all large cities in Japan and are easy to spot because of their bright flashing lights and garish decor. Often advertised as “Health Clubs”, they are likely to confuse foreigners unfamiliar with the activities inside.
        .
        Signs are often posted, however, reminding foreigners to please not ask to undress BondFan.

        ___
        (excerpted from Wikipedia, except for that Public Service Announcement there at the end)

  3. Mikey D says:

    Kim Cattrall win?

  4. ultio says:

    I like Pizza.

  5. DrB says:

    Mannequins are for Dis’ Play only…

  6. Mookie says:

    Notice: Mannequins not anatomically correct.

  7. sha says:

    YESS im the 3rd one to coment!!!

  8. loufail says:

    Click my name if you want to learn more about the customer that caused this sign to be posted.

  9. Dana says:

    Wheeeee! First once again!

  10. Stella Jane says:

    Funny, I would’ve thought standing outside the store and screaming “Woo! Take it off!” would have been enough…

  11. Major Krieg says:

    FIRST

  12. cookiez dont lie says:

    heheheh good times…

    giggity

    giggity

    goo…

  13. lydia_nerd says:

    lol, wtf.
    uhm, kill yoself. :D
    just kidding.
    this is funny. ((:

  14. dilettante says:

    l0l

  15. dilettante says:

    Dragon…get your tools…

  16. Jonathan says:

    I don’t even think I know what they wanted to say here.

  17. Mindless2164 says:

    How come this is more like a forum than the comment section of a funny image?

  18. Cloral says:

    Your display belongs to the mannequin
    The mannequin’s like a porn star

  19. norm says:

    They lost me at odorless and tasteless.

  20. im the 3rd one to says:

    Coment?

  21. Cloral says:

    That was my thought too. But people like to take everything you say and turn it into a sexual remark.

    *Cue sexual remark below*

  22. norm says:

    The “Labia Repair Kit” is all you really need.

  23. annie says:

    how is this a fail?

  24. izzyboy says:

    Well damn. There go my plans for the evening.

  25. Signe says:

    Actually, the sign makes sense, as some people ask to get to try on the clothes on the mannequins, if they cannot find them in the store… Or maybe this store only made custom clothing, in which case it makes even more sense… Because maybe people asked to look at the clothes or try on the clothes from the mannequins… Either way, I suppose that note could be ehm misinterpreted!

  26. Dolt says:

    i’ve always wanted to start a fight with a manequin; i mean tghe way they stand up there with their nose held high saying with their bady language: “look at me i’m so much better than you with my better clothes” but then the people from the shop would probably kick me out; which wouldn’t really be a bad thing, but my mum would probably kill me, and that would be a bad thing

    • Red Lobster Ate My Dog says:

      Some of those mannequins fight dirty. Trust me.
      It’s so awful when you’re locked in combat with your plastic nemesis, passerby watching in horror, “The Luminous” by Joe Cotten blasting out of the store’s intercom system (gotta have the fight music) and you still lose. Tragic.

  27. NYSheDevil says:

    Why is this a fail and why are you all obsessed with this “first” nonsense?

  28. The Mexican Lightningbolt says:

    Ok I won’t ask…just do it. “I thank you.”
    a quote from austin powers

  29. capt. awesome says:

    Anpu isn’t surprised by this. Scientologists have weird fetishes involving naked mannequins. They also don’t believe in gravity, psychiatry, the sun, brakes, the First Amendment, pies, the color purple, Deep Purple, Anpu, etc. They’ll sue anyone cooler than they are, which is just about everyone.

  30. Fred says:

    aww… pwease?

  31. Robin says:

    The stupid thing is though, that for them to put a sign up that says that, someone would have had to ask – whoever it was, what an idiot!!!!! lol

  32. John says:

    wow…. i really wouldn’t be surprised if this was at japan, knowing how many people are obsessed with dolls/figures.

  33. mark says:

    jezze glen quagmire from family guy mustve gone to this store alot Lol
    giggity giggity goo!

  34. CamCam says:

    Not fail! WIN!!!

  35. shakil says:

    Hi,

    I think this is not a fail blog rather fantastic

  36. white_rotten_rabbit says:

    Dude, WTF? How is this fail? You can call it strange or stupid, bot not fail. When will people learn to tell genuine fails from pseudo fails?


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