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damn..not first….
well, actually… wait… HE SAID FIRST!! LYNCH HIM
isn’t my failure enough for you?
no, you must suffer, you are an horrible person
Spelling fail! It’s not “an”!
It is if you’re Eliza Doolittle.
You ah an orreeble pahson!
The life of the wife is ended by the knife!
too bad the life of you is ended by the M16 and Chainsaw
Classification fail. It was a grammatical error. “An” is used before “h” words where the h is silent. Example: He is an honourable man. So, Mookie is indeed correct. Huggy Bear must be Eliza Doolittles screen name.
The word horrible does not use a silent H as in Honor. he should have
used “A” instead of “An”.
Allow me to interject here. I believe people with certain accents can get away with using “an horrible”.
I’ve actually read things saying “an historical”, like “an historical novel.”. So… I dunno.
you should become an hero
I don’t believe he has an an, I hope he enjoys his a.
S/He should become a steak?
♫
There goes my hero
Watch him as he grills…
There goes my hero
He’s culinary…
♫
what you did there…i see it…your from “ebaum’s world” aren’t you?
“Your” fail! You’re!
Actually its not a spelling failure its a Grammar failure, go back to school because you just failed at your Grammar lesson.
Huggy Bear spelled AN correctly but should have used A instead.
‘Its’ is a spelling failure, actually. Not to put too fine a point on things, but… you brought it up.
Not to put too fine a point on it,
Say I’m the only bee in your bonnet
Make a little birdhouse in your soul.
Do you possibly have a secret to tell? Let’s hear it!
There is a possibility that a certain group of people may be of a size quite noticably larger than the norm.
You must be the hotel detective!
actually it was a punctuation fail
Oh, I’m not taking any instruction from you!
Actually, that was a punctuation fail.
use of ellipses fail
Maybe it was a spelling failure, and he misspelled “A”.
Grammer Fail! “An” instead of “A” is grammer, not spelling!
“An” is spelt correctly!
why are you so mean ?
Why do you make baby Jesus cry?
Why did Mikey ask to have the mannequins undressed?
It’s a good job you have shiny thing elsewhere or I would be upset.
he is an huggy bear that doesnt have an heart
No Penguin fetishist wondering about the Tux? I knew it was him to stop them from undressing…
I was more interested in the tails.
I was more interested in the womannequins.
I was more interested in that shiny thing over there.
*wanders off*
Race you to it!
*sprints toward the shiny thing*
*Reels shiny thing in tantilizing Fluffy and Mikey*
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
*swipes at shiny thing*
Shiiiiiiiiiiiinyyyyy…. *eyes glaze over*
*reel reel reel*
That’s right…chase the pretty!
*swat swat swat*
*goes tharn*
*Bitch slaps annoying role-players because they don`t
actually comment the picture*
*Doubts you could bitch slap anything more than your keyboard.*
But he was maybe thinking about actually comment the picture!
is furfag? o.o
o.o yiff off.
I’m not a furfag, imbecile.
What’s the fun of a clothed mannequin?
u get to de-clothe them
You may not ask the staff to undress the mannequins.. they are for public Dis Play.. yes, it appears that you are encouraged to undress them yourself and you do not need their permission.
Breaking the law,
Breaking the law . . .
this fail is lame. the sign just says, the clothes the mannequins wear is just for show, not for sell and that you don’t need to ask the clerks, if you can buy the clothes shown, because they won’t sell them anyway. even though, if they would be the last one of their size/color/…
to think “please don’t ask us to undress them” is conterminous with “if you want to buy what the mannequins wear, undress them yourself, have fun little pervert” is a very cheap and infantile joke.
the only fail is the bad service of the store. and that’s not such a big fail to be shown here.
not bad service…the shop wont undress the mannequins
because they cost about £2000 each, most shops employ other companies
to undress the mannequins for them.
but i agree that this is a bad fail.
These mannequins are for cosplay only.
What’s nice is they don’t require foreplay.
That’s not child’s play.
Certainly not Coldplay.
Epic fail.
*Slashes wrists in wake of harsh criticism.*
Up and down, not across.
I love your Wordplay.
And I yours Srrsly play it forward.
Japanese sex clubs that specialize in sexual cosplay are known as an “image clubs,” a type of brothel similar to “fashion health parlors” (a form of massage parlor that manages to avoid the anti-prostitution law by offering a range of services that stop short of vaginal intercourse). They differ in that image clubs are themed along popular sexual fantasies such as an office, a doctor’s surgery, a classroom, or a train carriage. The prostitutes themselves, whose activities are usually limited to oral sex, wear exaggerated costumes appropriate to the setting and the desire of the customer.
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Fashion-Health clubs, by the way, can be found in all large cities in Japan and are easy to spot because of their bright flashing lights and garish decor. Often advertised as “Health Clubs”, they are likely to confuse foreigners unfamiliar with the activities inside.
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Signs are often posted, however, reminding foreigners to please not ask to undress BondFan.
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(excerpted from Wikipedia, except for that Public Service Announcement there at the end)
MMMmmm nurses. Wanna come with me?
^minimal nurse
No, no, no. It’s “HELLOOOOoooooo Nurses!”
Kim Cattrall win?
An illustrious start to a distinguished career.
she was hot then, not so much now…
“She’s a dummy! A dummy!!”
Just don’t take her to Little China or you will have BIG trouble!
I got me a real doll.
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[name clicky link NSFW]
Oh I know that web site. The testimonials are hilarious.
Who gave them permission to use my photo?
Accessories page is also hilarious.
From Labia Repair Kit to “RealDoll The Movie”
{understands what a “RealDoll” is}
{understands that there are some icky “socially maladjusted men” that buy them}
{worries (greatly) that a “Labia Repair Kit” would ever be required}
Don’t forget the socially maladjusted blue santa squirrels that stalk them. They’re easier to catch.
Lars, for some people, NSFW is not immediately recognized as NOT SUITABLE FOR WORK! I think I just got myself fired.
And just 9 days into the year! A new record!
i hear there are slots open in the slot openings repair division over at RealDoll
Rather than repairing broken slots, I think I’d offer the use of my own. That would probably get me not just fired, but arrested.
Yeah you do.
I didn’t think she was that stupid…..
I like Pizza.
I like undressing pizza
I like dressing salad.
Do you like feeding trolls?
i don’t know, but we like getting fed
Mannequins are for Dis’ Play only…
The actings a bit wooden though.
you love it
true
IMPOSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Which one do I shoot!? -brandishes firearm-
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Step away from the Pootle…
Gah!!!! He’s goin’ for a gu…
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Hex’ed ‘im. Nice.
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guilt trip about stealing your identity?
*crosses fingers*
*quakes*
*Sternly* Mikey. Was that you stealing my identity? Hmm?
I…I…I find life confusing enough without pretending to be other people.
But there was this nice chap who came along asking about your credit card details so he could verify if it had been duplicated or not. . .
Mikey, against my better judgement, I’m not going to take you to my ’special room’…this time. Unless you think you really deserve it…
Oooooo, is the special room shiny?
I think we should take a look…it’s just down the hallway, here…
*flicks off the thread’s light on the way past*
Notice: Mannequins not anatomically correct.
but i am *wink wink*
you misspelled “wank”
hehe “fudge fudge wank wank”
YESS im the 3rd one to coment!!!
WT fuge… im the 9th
Um, congratulations on being 9th, I guess.
Notice: sha not mathematically correct.
The fuge you say!
Don’t remember doing that. Must have been in a fugue.
You should never coment in a fugue.
or when your channeling a Cajun, sha
Laissez le bon temps roulez
I feel another round of puns coming on.
Your psychic powers are terrible, Miss Cleo.
Miss Cleo? More like Miss Taken.
mmmm, tasty tasty fuge; like fudge but but without any… *checks periodic table* … you know i’m not really sure
Click my name if you want to learn more about the customer that caused this sign to be posted.
He left his DNA on the doll? I wonder what that means? Did he cut himself somehow?
I think it refers to some sort of business card; DNA stands for Date Name Address.
He just wanted the doll to call back later.
*swaps DNA with Lou* Oooh, nice business card!
Doing business with you is always a pleasure.
El gusto es mio.
… but was deflated when “she” didn’t…
Maybe he left a DNA sample during the inflation process? He may not have carried his bicycle pump during the exercise and had to do quite alot heavy breathing in lieu of pumping.
Do Not Adjust your DNA
It means that he acted against the Pervert Code of Conduct and didn’t carry a ShamWow.
He smashed through the wall? Hmmmm…I think we now know what happened to the Incredible Hulk…
OMG, the Kool-Aid man’s a theif and a pervert!
The main problem I have with all of this is that when I get this far down the comments I have totally forgotten what the fail is…
I could scroll up, but then I lose my place.
*sighs*
*regrets dismembering my short term memory*
Wheeeee! First once again!
erm, i hate to burst ur bubble, but…. wait BUBBLE BUTT HAHAHAHAHA!!!!111!!!
Leave her alone Huggy, she does this every thread and is getting really really boring.
Where’s Zuul when you need him?
Probably still making it with Vinz Clortho.
Yes, have some.
Funny, I would’ve thought standing outside the store and screaming “Woo! Take it off!” would have been enough…
Or slipping money into the underwear.
Or flashing the mannequins.
FIRST
heheheh good times…
giggity
giggity
goo…
he’s quagmire
he’s quagmire
you never know what he’s gonna do next
he’s quagmire
he’s quagmire
giggity giggity goo let’s have sex
OH!
lol, wtf.
uhm, kill yoself.
just kidding.
this is funny. ((:
MC Hamster… is that you?
P.S. Click name for refrence.
That is one SERIOUS unibrow you’ve got going on there.
Ssssh, I think she’s actually a klingon.
lol.
l0l
!
Dragon…get your tools…
Dilly, do you ever sleep?
Sleep is for pussies.
No wonder my pussy is more rested than I am.
She’s right, cat’s do sleep a lot.
Not really, but it was almost 9am here when I posted that, I had just gotten up.
We’re striking some poses at the moment. It’ll have to wait.
Vogue!
I don’t even think I know what they wanted to say here.
I don’t even want to think I don’t want to know what you do not wanted to say here.
In English it is improper to use the triple negative.
It makes your head esplode.
Ooops.
Just to be on the safe side (I am not good at counting), I won’t use any negative with you.
Well, will you say yes to this? *whispers in Lou’s ear*
I hope that triple positive usage is proper in English.
*afirmative
And a double laxative?
On the rocks?
I think they meant to say the clothes on the mannequins are for display only and can’t be taken off for sale if they’re the only ones of that size in the store. Which is stupid because those clothes are merchandise. But yeeeaaah, they could have worded that better. XD
despite the 3 letters of the name, I deny involvement in the post above. I’ve never been that logical
How come this is more like a forum than the comment section of a funny image?
Because.
Ummmm…
!
Ask Avis.
it just kind of evolved that way , i mean if we take a look at some of the older and more primitive comment pages, they are more like… well… comment pages really, this is the missing evolusionary link between primitive comment pages and sophisticated forum sites.
Your display belongs to the mannequin
The mannequin’s like a porn star
They lost me at odorless and tasteless.
This failed to nest up there with the discussion about RealDolls.
…and they’re not real dolls…they are not REAL DOLLS AT ALL!
Yeah failblog is failing right now. Big surprise.
Coment?
Ent, c’mere. I’ve got a ^ for you.
WT fuge?
That was my thought too. But people like to take everything you say and turn it into a sexual remark.
*Cue sexual remark below*
I got your sexual remark.
RIGHT HERE!
The “Labia Repair Kit” is all you really need.
how is this a fail?
Well damn. There go my plans for the evening.
Actually, the sign makes sense, as some people ask to get to try on the clothes on the mannequins, if they cannot find them in the store… Or maybe this store only made custom clothing, in which case it makes even more sense… Because maybe people asked to look at the clothes or try on the clothes from the mannequins… Either way, I suppose that note could be ehm misinterpreted!
i’ve always wanted to start a fight with a manequin; i mean tghe way they stand up there with their nose held high saying with their bady language: “look at me i’m so much better than you with my better clothes” but then the people from the shop would probably kick me out; which wouldn’t really be a bad thing, but my mum would probably kill me, and that would be a bad thing
Some of those mannequins fight dirty. Trust me.
It’s so awful when you’re locked in combat with your plastic nemesis, passerby watching in horror, “The Luminous” by Joe Cotten blasting out of the store’s intercom system (gotta have the fight music) and you still lose. Tragic.
Why is this a fail and why are you all obsessed with this “first” nonsense?
Ok I won’t ask…just do it. “I thank you.”
a quote from austin powers
Anpu isn’t surprised by this. Scientologists have weird fetishes involving naked mannequins. They also don’t believe in gravity, psychiatry, the sun, brakes, the First Amendment, pies, the color purple, Deep Purple, Anpu, etc. They’ll sue anyone cooler than they are, which is just about everyone.
aww… pwease?
The stupid thing is though, that for them to put a sign up that says that, someone would have had to ask – whoever it was, what an idiot!!!!! lol
wow…. i really wouldn’t be surprised if this was at japan, knowing how many people are obsessed with dolls/figures.
jezze glen quagmire from family guy mustve gone to this store alot Lol
giggity giggity goo!
Not fail! WIN!!!
Hi,
I think this is not a fail blog rather fantastic
Dude, WTF? How is this fail? You can call it strange or stupid, bot not fail. When will people learn to tell genuine fails from pseudo fails?